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Start here => What's your crime? Basic Discussion => Topic started by: Tesla on December 29, 2007, 10:05:27 AM
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What is Yoghurt Enema? (Why home made yoghurt)?
You need home made yoghurt. Why? Cause store bought yoghurt does not contain live bacteria. It is pasteurized, and good bacteria are dead. To make home made yoghurt, you need yoghurt starter (any good probiotics would do), and you need milk (raw milk is the best, but if you can't get it, use what you can get, homogenized/pasteurized), and you need yoghurt maker (thermostatic plastic box where you put milk mixed with probiotics, and after 24h you have home made yoghurt.)
You take home made yoghurt, you mix it with last enema water (you can filter water before use), and once you get that water inside of you, you try to keep it there as long as possible.
That is Yoghurt Enema
Who needs Yoghurt Enema?
Anyone suffering from Inflammatory Bowel Disease, Irritable Bowel Syndrome, Constipation, Candidiasis, Colon Cancer, Hemorrhoids, Prostate Cancer, Prostatitis, Enlarged Prostate, Allergies, Leaky Gut Syndrome, Autism Spectrum Disorder, Gallstones, MCS, MS, FMS, ...
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I eat the joghurts with pre- and pro-biotics with omega3.
Not sure about the enemas though.
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http://curezone.com/cleanse/enema/#Who_needs_Yoghurt_Enema (http://curezone.com/cleanse/enema/#Who_needs_Yoghurt_Enema)
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curezone? curebies!!!
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Read further down the have Fecal Enema yuck yuck yucky yuck :eh:
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What the fuck? All the other conditions are
problems which MIGHT just be related. This
has to be some kind of joke.
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I'm just glad I don't have "leaky gut syndrome" That sounds awful.
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Did Randy write that page? :o
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http://curezone.com/cleanse/enema/#Who_needs_Yoghurt_Enema (http://curezone.com/cleanse/enema/#Who_needs_Yoghurt_Enema)
Those are some crazy enema freaks.
They even have breastfed baby poop enemas there. How sick is that?
I eat yogurt from the grocery store, and every kind I see there has live cultures in it.
The milk is pasteurized before they are added, but that is part of the process of making fresh homemade yogurt anyway.
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I'd give her a yoghurt enema :bananas:
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My grandmother was a an enemia freek of some sorts, bowels and such.
I took 15 billion cfu acidophillus with bifidus today, and 2.4 grams of omega 3 fats.
/me would not jump to conclusions, although I bet probiotics would help an autistic spectrum pat...ient, there I didn't say patron. I left that out and saved it for my paddle.
/me does notice however that a chronic alcoholic does match some of the symptoms of so called autistic spectrum disorder. However, my therapist said, and I sincerly agree, they fair much better. It suggests something to me, and if had AS I would not over indulge in alcohol, and maybe have none. Certainly no one should drink so much that a hangover occurs, its far simpler to deal with your problems in a positive mannner.
Standart serving size for beer is 12 fl oz, wiskey 1fl oz, and wine 5 fl oz. Men should not have more than 2 drinks per day, women 1, and at least two days a week should be alcohol free. 4 drinks per day for a man may cause brain shrinkage, and 3 for a woman. Although brain size does not exactly correlate with intellegence, I would think a shrinkage would be undesirable.
Where do you come up with some of these faces, the indeed one seems like a pile of shit, almost like sarchasm or something.
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My grandmother was a an enemia freek of some sorts, bowels and such.
I took 15 billion cfu acidophillus with bifidus today, and 2.4 grams of omega 3 fats.
/me would not jump to conclusions, although I bet probiotics would help an autistic spectrum pat...ient, there I didn't say patron. I left that out and saved it for my paddle.
/me does notice however that a chronic alcoholic does match some of the symptoms of so called autistic spectrum disorder. However, my therapist said, and I sincerly agree, they fair much better. It suggests something to me, and if had AS I would not over indulge in alcohol, and maybe have none. Certainly no one should drink so much that a hangover occurs, its far simpler to deal with your problems in a positive mannner.
Standart serving size for beer is 12 fl oz, wiskey 1fl oz, and wine 5 fl oz. Men should not have more than 2 drinks per day, women 1, and at least two days a week should be alcohol free. 4 drinks per day for a man may cause brain shrinkage, and 3 for a woman. Although brain size does not exactly correlate with intellegence, I would think a shrinkage would be undesirable.
Where do you come up with some of these faces, the indeed one seems like a pile of shit, almost like sarchasm or something.
Probiotics help people who have leaky gut, and I don't think that they do any harm, but not every autistic person has leaky gut and not every person who has leaky gut is autistic.
You might have leaky gut, since you are so badly affected by casein and gluten, so probiotics along with no sweets, gluten or casein may help with that.
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No pardoxically, my urniary peptides are normal.
I took magnesium and potassium supplements while I ate nothing but bread and icecream for that 3 year period, during that time I had a surgery. Blood work was done, and I perfectly balanced those electrolyes. I don't gain weight either, as its more common to see an overweight person with that sensitivity. Gluten protein spur a release in insulin, as I read from a book by a doctor. Liver, kidney and calcium where perfect to.
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Fanfuckingtastic. If only I'd known before now that I could be cured by simply pumping yoghurt up my arse.
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Christ, everyone is not like you. I think probiotics should be a regular addition to diet anyway, as humans used to eat a tab bit of dirt on their vegetables, dirt that contained benefical homestatic microorganisms. The same organism that helps plants absorb their nutrients from the soil.
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Christ, everyone is not like you.
That should be your motto Randy. Write it down and staple it to your forehead :)
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Christ, everyone is not like you. I think probiotics should be a regular addition to diet anyway, as humans used to eat a tab bit of dirt on their vegetables, dirt that contained benefical homestatic microorganisms. The same organism that helps plants absorb their nutrients from the soil.
How about the baby shit enemas what's your learned thought on them should we add ginseng to them first before squirting the baby shit up your ass ???
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Sweet Mother of God, is this FUCKING SHIT EVER GOING TO END!!
**ozymandias shakes his head in complete bafflement over human idiocy**
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Sweet Mother of God, is this FUCKING SHIT EVER GOING TO END!!
**ozymandias shakes his head in complete bafflement over human idiocy**
Short answer no, as long as these idiots believe in such shit
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Sweet Mother of God, is this FUCKING SHIT EVER GOING TO END!!
**ozymandias shakes his head in complete bafflement over human idiocy**
Short answer no, as long as these idiots believe in such shit
/me giggles at the pun.
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This whole subject is just so gross I really can't see anybody doing this let alone making a website promoting it
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Whoever made that website can take their goddamn cure and pump it up their own ass.
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Sweet Mother of God, is this FUCKING SHIT EVER GOING TO END!!
**ozymandias shakes his head in complete bafflement over human idiocy**
Short answer no, as long as these idiots believe in such shit
/me giggles at the pun.
/me :LMAO: at the pun.
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:rofl: at whole idea. Though if the curebies want to waste their money, its up to them...
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:rofl: at whole idea. Though if the curebies want to waste their money, its up to them...
As long as they shove it up their own asses and the asses of their sycophantic followers. If anybody suggests it to me or my family..................they'll get something shoved...<insert phrase here>. Maybe a sulfuric acid enema to cure the curebies! :evillaugh:
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We should come up with some outrageous bizarre cure and market it. The grosser and stranger the better people eat that shit up
Such as
Eating a cockroach a day made me better
The cactus enema
And of course the inter species luv cure :eyebrows:
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We should come up with some outrageous bizarre cure and market it. The grosser and stranger the better people eat that shit up
Such as
Eating a cockroach a day made me better
The cactus enema
And of course the inter species luv cure :eyebrows:
Having tried two of the three,
I could only support the cactus enema.
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cos supporting inter-species lovin' might get you placed on a watchlist? :zoinks:
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No. It didn't work.
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:rofl: at whole idea. Though if the curebies want to waste their money, its up to them...
As long as they shove it up their own asses and the asses of their sycophantic followers. If anybody suggests it to me or my family..................they'll get something shoved...<insert phrase here>. Maybe a sulfuric acid enema to cure the curebies! :evillaugh:
Just suggest to them one of Randy's cocktails. They will soon be cured ;)