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Title: BIG snow cock
Post by: Gluey on December 17, 2007, 05:45:50 AM
My brother and I made this big cock. Sadly it went all impotent in the morning :( and melted away.
It's not the best snow cock but we tried. At least we got it to an outstanding 10 ft tall.
That's one thing that will keep the Jehovah's witnesses away.

(http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/3162/cockloaddk3.jpg)

(http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/7776/cockload2ys8.jpg)

Title: Re: BIG snow cock
Post by: Gluey on December 17, 2007, 05:46:36 AM
BAH the images are all big. I'm gonna resize them.
Title: Re: BIG snow cock
Post by: SovaNu on December 17, 2007, 05:47:38 AM
haha massive snocock.
Title: Re: BIG snow cock
Post by: Calandale on December 17, 2007, 05:54:08 AM
Still too big. I can't make head nor balls out of them.
Title: Re: BIG snow cock
Post by: Gluey on December 17, 2007, 05:59:40 AM
Alright there fixed. Even the biggest cock needs to shrunken down sometimes.
Title: Re: BIG snow cock
Post by: Calandale on December 17, 2007, 06:02:06 AM
A bit on the thin side, no?
Title: Re: BIG snow cock
Post by: Gluey on December 17, 2007, 06:05:30 AM
A bit on the thin side, no?

Yes. the girth was getting too thin.

Heres a better one I found on Google images

(http://asdf.org/~anna/clip/images/snow_penis.jpg)




Title: Re: BIG snow cock
Post by: Parts on December 17, 2007, 08:02:09 AM
 :plus: for creativity

When I was little my sisters made several snow nudes in the front yard the neighbors came around after everyone was asleep and cut them down thou I think I still have photos somewere
Title: Re: BIG snow cock
Post by: SovaNu on December 17, 2007, 09:42:06 AM
i'd love to make a snonude, i love sculpting snow especially.
Title: Re: BIG snow cock
Post by: Calandale on December 17, 2007, 09:50:21 AM
I always make tons of TINY snowmen.
Kinda like linus.
Title: Re: BIG snow cock
Post by: SovaNu on December 17, 2007, 09:54:05 AM
who's linus?

i'd love to make Calvin and Hobbesesque ones.
Title: Re: BIG snow cock
Post by: Calandale on December 17, 2007, 09:58:22 AM
From pissnads.
Title: Re: BIG snow cock
Post by: SovaNu on December 17, 2007, 10:03:48 AM
is that some sorta peanuts mock up?
Title: Re: BIG snow cock
Post by: Icequeen on December 17, 2007, 02:17:44 PM
This might be worth doing some night just to see the reaction when my neighbors pull out for work in the morning. Piss me off and I'll build one in THEIR yard instead. :eyebrows:
Title: Re: BIG snow cock
Post by: Calandale on December 17, 2007, 04:16:46 PM
is that some sorta peanuts mock up?

Of course.


This might be worth doing some night just to see the reaction when my neighbors pull out for work in the morning. Piss me off and I'll build one in THEIR yard instead. :eyebrows:

With your username, I'd think it right up your - uhm - 'alley'
Title: Re: BIG snow cock
Post by: Gluey on December 17, 2007, 08:21:00 PM
I was gonna build a vagina and tits on the little hill in my yard too but the snow all got washed away by the rain! If only I lived in the maritimes of Canada (Huge snowstorms going on there) instead of the west coast (just rain all winter). I could build all the cocks i want!
Title: Re: BIG snow cock
Post by: ANTON_UBER_ALLES on December 18, 2007, 12:13:49 AM
Yo peeps, this is totally off topic......buuuuuuuuuuuuuut: Hats off to the admin(s) who deleted the post about Mr. Prez yesterday :). You just saved Barrow Wight's ass. :hahaha:
Title: Re: BIG snow cock
Post by: Natalia Evans on December 18, 2007, 01:40:01 AM
I think it was very creative. Now I wonder what the neighbors thought of it. If the snow does come back, are you going to build a vagina and tits and take a picture to show us.
Title: Re: BIG snow cock
Post by: Calandale on December 18, 2007, 03:10:18 AM
Yo peeps, this is totally off topic......buuuuuuuuuuuuuut: Hats off to the admin(s) who deleted the post about Mr. Prez yesterday :). You just saved Barrow Wight's ass. :hahaha:

Fitting, given that 'twas spawned in the admin forum,
to begin with. I'm telling you, there was no danger.
Title: Re: BIG snow cock
Post by: SovaNu on December 18, 2007, 04:32:34 AM
i'd just like to put this issue to rest. lol imagine the MIB reading our convos. :laugh: god half the shit we say here should not fall on nonhumorous ears.
Title: Re: BIG snow cock
Post by: Gluey on December 18, 2007, 06:01:13 AM
I think it was very creative. Now I wonder what the neighbors thought of it. If the snow does come back, are you going to build a vagina and tits and take a picture to show us.

Yes I will. I don't care what the neighbors think. We built it at night and than it fell down at night about an hour after it was built so nobody saw it. I could see there might be an issue the teenagers and people from my grad class knocking down the snow penis because there so jealous that my parents let me build a snow cock on there front lawn and theres didn't.

I wish there was Viagra in an ice form because than It could have stayed up and i could see the peoples reactions :(


Power was out while we built it so that means we were REALLY BORED.
Title: Re: BIG snow cock
Post by: Al Swearegen on December 22, 2007, 09:45:52 AM
I think it was a great cock mate. Thin? It was 10 foot tall. A cock that big I can't see anything under the size of an Elephant complaining.
Title: Re: BIG snow cock
Post by: richard on December 22, 2007, 10:26:25 AM
mines still bigger :toporly:
Title: Re: BIG snow cock
Post by: Calandale on December 22, 2007, 10:55:42 AM
I think it was a great cock mate. Thin? It was 10 foot tall. A cock that big I can't see anything under the size of an Elephant complaining.

Try taking it in the ass, and
NOT complaining.  :laugh:
Title: Re: BIG snow cock
Post by: Al Swearegen on December 22, 2007, 11:49:29 AM
My point exactly. 10 foot of snow cock in your arse you aren't going to say "Bit on the thin side"
I am kind of hoping there may never be the opportunity of having any cock up my arse, 10 foot snow cock or not.
Title: Re: BIG snow cock
Post by: SovaNu on December 22, 2007, 11:58:24 AM
if it wasn't so gross i'd do it. :zoinks:
Title: Re: BIG snow cock
Post by: Soph on December 22, 2007, 02:55:14 PM
i wish it snowed here ffs
Title: Re: BIG snow cock
Post by: Calandale on December 22, 2007, 04:41:16 PM
if it wasn't so gross i'd do it. :zoinks:

You should try...with me.
Title: Re: BIG snow cock
Post by: Al Swearegen on December 23, 2007, 12:40:38 AM
Can i film it? I will be very quiet - you will hardly notice me.