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Playful puppy latches on to urinating man's member
By staff writers
December 14, 2007 07:44pm
Article from: NEWS.com.au
A DRUNKEN man urinating through a fence got a nasty surprise when a playful puppy in the adjoining lot latched onto his member.
Kann Veasna took a break from drinking wine at a street stall to relieve himself through a hole in a fence, according to news agency DPA.
However a puppy spotted the Mr Veasna's appendage as it poked through and apparently thinking it was a toy latched on, newspaper Rasmei Kampuchea reported.
Suffering lacerations Mr Veasna fronted up to a hospital in Phnom Penh for treatment and was forced to tell the embarrassing story of injuries.
"It's undoubtedly sore now, but luckily it should still be useful to him in the future,'' a doctor was quoted as saying by DPA.
That will teach him to stick things through fences :laugh:
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:hahaha:
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OK, now that has never happened to me! Thank the fuck lords!!
The closest I have had (close, because a dog did it) was when my, just lost this February, favorite dog ever bounded off my lap while I was wearing silk. His claws caught just right and caused a LARGE VEIN in my penis to rupture. I had a half-blue dick for a couple fo weeks.
:yikes:
I can't imagine something with sharp teeth getting a grip on the boy!!
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:laugh: *GLOATY*
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:laugh: *GLOATY*
again ...
??????
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grant me my evil moments.
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Granted and paid forward in spades, but, ??????
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it's funny when animals grab penii!
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it's funny when animals grab penii!
AHh!
It wasn't really funny at first It hurt like crystal piss hammered through a frozen softy.
After the second day, after the swelling was down and the color had stopped spreading, it was a little funny.
It was really funny about a week later when I "got some" and it did not hurt, but the color was quite curious and kind of amazing. Seriously, the top half of my dick was blue with just a hint of purple and pink outlines.
:D
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be glad it wasn't a pink glostick. :laugh: you'd have gotten no nookie then, only teh gay nookie.
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be glad it wasn't a pink glostick. :laugh: you'd have gotten no nookie then, only teh gay nookie.
Dunno.
The glow doesn't put off too many people.
Gays (gay guys, which is whom I must assume you are referring to, in dangling tickles my way) don't have nookie. Nookie is gender specific to females. There is no boy pussy. Nookie = pussy, (At least over here). There is such a thing as pussy boys, but the phrase does not work in reflex.
I am very sure of this.
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there is gay nookie. there is boy pussy. bend over bitch! *points* :P
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there is gay nookie. there is boy pussy. bend over bitch! *points* :P
BTDT. DT and DT.
It is NOT the same.
Now you bend over. I'll point. I have a special pointer, which I am quite proud of.
:eyebrows:.
We can get a better idea of what the differences involve with some creativity.
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:laugh: what are BDTD and TD TD?
*moons*
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:laugh: what are BDTD and TD TD?
*moons*
::)
Oh come on, now!
BTDT (http://www.netlingo.com/right.cfm?term=BTDT)
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Burst a couple of stitches (after having "the snip") attempting to jump a child proof gate, and catching both feet on it.
That was a barrel of laughs. never had a dog swinging off my knob though.
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i have an ouch. it hurts. not sure why though.