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Start here => Free For ALL => Topic started by: gitchel on December 10, 2007, 11:45:31 PM
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I hereby declare this decade to be:
The Decade of the Celebrated Pinhead!
As evidence, I am compiling a list of all the pinheads that have come to be celebrated during this decade. Please add those I have missed, since they are legion and easy to miss.
Do NOT add those who were celebrated in earlier decades, or those who are just controversial. Do NOT post pinheaded celebrities - post those who became celebrities primarily BECAUSE they were pinheads.
Disclaimer: I know that some of these people BECAME idiots because of poor lifestyle choices. I feel real bad about that, and understand that they are due some accommodation for the resultant disability. However, this list is more about the fools who celebrate this huge collection of mental mishaps than about the pinheads themselves. Mostly. And for those who are dolts because they are just too lazy to think of anything but themselves - or, sometimes, anything at all - I feel no guilt at all. I've seem a lot of people with much more challenging neurology turn out to be MUCH brighter than this group.
Here is the list so far:
Celebrity Pinheads [2000 - 2009]
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Anna Nicole Smith - (I had forgotten her name - being Aspie - and had to Google her. The freely-associated search string was "fat tv died baby lawyer son" - which put her as the first entry on the Google results page.) There is some argument that her celebrity may have been - in part - the result of her large bust. I don't think so. I think it was pure idiocy.
Ann Coulter - I think she has a degree in Pinheadery. Or is that Pigheadery. I get those mixed up. She was a tricky choice, since she's more hateful than idiotic. However, the people who CELEBRATE her do so because of her pinheadery.
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Are you serious? Governor?!
Britney Spears - I know she had her start before the beginning of the decade, but it was only during this period that her pinheadedness has really been appreciated and celebrated.
Donald Trump
George Bush - The most celebrated pinhead of them all. He got a large number of votes, and was put in charge of the entire country - TWICE. I am desperate to believe that this isn't an accurate indicator of how many American Pinheads we have in the wild.
Hulk Hogan - Does a professional career pinhead run the risk of negatively affecting the intelligence of his children? Uh...yup.
Jade Goody
Jessica Simpson
Michael Jackson - Hard choice. He has extreme talent. However, he's always had a bit of a point on top of his noggin. He released an album in 2001, did a benefit for the 9/11 disaster, and then took up pinheadedness full-time. Listed here because nobody cared about his talent this decade - just his breathtakingly poor social skills.
Ozzy Osbourne - I doubt he was born a pinhead. Put he applied himself audaciously to its pursuit. I remember spending more time than I should have watching his TV show. But I spent most of that trying to see if there was actual brain-matter running out his ears.
Paris Hilton
R. Kelly - "Trapped in the Closet" Nuff said? What a huge load of pinheadery!
Tiffany "New York" Pollard - The perennial loser from Flavor Flav's TV show. She now has had her own multi-season TV show.
Tom Cruise - True, he has been very busy doing some non-pinhead activities: starring in painfully bad movies and marrying a beautiful woman with a strangely zombi-like demeanor. But he's CELEBRATED for his pinheadedness - which is only right, since he's spent so much money at the CoS, becoming a certified "religious" moron.
Victoria Gotti
William Jonathan "Flavor Flav" Drayton, Jr.
Let's fill out the list. Who do you want to add, and why? Who do you want to remove from the list, and why?
Let's make this list into an overwhelming justification for naming this:
The Decade of the Pinhead!
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i'd like to add Victoria Beckham for being a living statue. they should put her in that madame tussaud's house of wax.
what did Victoria Gotti do?
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I would add you to the list for writing such shit.
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Jade Goody. Braindead, racist, pig-ignorant, talent-free 'celebrity' chavette. Should have been smothered shortly after birth.
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poor Jade.
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She's released a perfume now... brings a whole new meaning to 'eau de toilette'. OMGWTFROFLCOPTER!!!11
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lol. :laugh:
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Never heard of Jade Goody, so I searched. This popped up. Seemed appropriate.
Clickage (http://cel.webby.no/celebrities-yawning.asp)
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:LMAO: :plus:
i laughed and yawned through that. lol. i yawned like 12 times. i'm still yawning.
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Wow. We haven't seen Jade Goody over here in the US. And I'm pretty pleased about that. If the Wikipedia article is to be believed, she is an excellent example of a Celebrated Pinhead. I've added her above.
Thanks for that, Folks.
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Im sure she will be pleased.
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my fingers are chubby.
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my fingers are chubby.
My chubby is being fingered.
:P
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Add me, add me!
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i thought P was for pea.
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i thought P was for pea.
It can also mean the "prime pinhead"!
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PP aka pee pee. :P :laugh:
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PP aka pee pee. :P :laugh:
(http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=3849.0;attach=2971;image)
Pee pee says "hi".
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is that your pee pee? :laugh:
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is that your pee pee? :laugh:
Yes, but in flacid mode.
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sad. it should perk up. introduce it around. Richard's cock is around.
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sad. it should perk up. introduce it around. Richard's cock is around.
I don't like Richard and his cock.
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did you ask pee pee what he thinks?
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did you ask pee pee what he thinks?
He thinks for himself. Always.
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Richard's cock and Pea's pee pee sitting in a tree
KAY EYE ES ES EYE EN GEE!
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Richard's cock and Pea's pee pee sitting in a tree
KAY EYE ES ES EYE EN GEE!
Only in your head.
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Tom Cruise - True, he has been very busy doing some non-pinhead activities: starring in painfully bad movies and marrying a beautiful woman with a strangely zombi-like demeanor. But he's CELEBRATED for his pinheadedness - which is only right, since he's spent so much money at the CoS, becoming a certified "religious" moron.
Cringeworthy.
http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=ypfOM-hMFGM
Two total egomaniacs in the prime of their idiocy
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http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=LTto16TmOdM
lol
dieworthy
too funny