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Title: beardy
Post by: maldoror on December 04, 2007, 12:57:25 AM
I have learned, painfully, through trail and error, over two decades, how to dress and groom myself in a way that somewhat conforms with what is acceptable by my culture.

So could someone please explain to me why people(http://b7.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/00878/74/05/878395047_l.jpg) are still allowed to get away with shit like this?

I mean come on. Beards can look cool. This one doesn't.

Title: Re: beardy
Post by: maldoror on December 04, 2007, 01:08:10 AM
yeah yeah i know you like it go ahead and say it
Title: Re: beardy
Post by: SovaNu on December 04, 2007, 01:10:46 AM
(http://www.blog.speculist.com/archives/AdGpubsmall.JPG)

my guy beats your guy. meet Dr Aubrey de Grey. he's so cute.
Title: Re: beardy
Post by: Calandale on December 04, 2007, 04:09:55 AM
Mal, your guy looks like an ex roomate of mine.  :laugh:
I've known a lot of guys with beards like that. Eh.

Milla, he is interesting looking.
Title: Re: beardy
Post by: Kosmonaut on December 04, 2007, 04:15:37 AM
He's either a giant or that's a small violin.
Also, he must have either dyed his hair or his beard. I suspect the former.
He looks a bit pretentious to me, i would avoid this person.
Title: Re: beardy
Post by: klox on December 04, 2007, 04:19:55 AM
Many people with brown hair have red in their beards.
Title: Re: beardy
Post by: Kosmonaut on December 04, 2007, 05:22:49 AM
I must be lucky.
Title: Re: beardy
Post by: Mr Smith on December 04, 2007, 05:34:16 AM
Oh goodness. I thought for a second that was you.
Title: Re: beardy
Post by: SovaNu on December 04, 2007, 06:11:51 AM
me too.

Cal, yes wait til you read about his research, he is trying his damndest to make people live to a thousand years.
Title: Re: beardy
Post by: Parts on December 04, 2007, 06:23:14 AM
Nothings wrong with beards I had one for years mostly though because I hate shaving though 
Title: Re: beardy
Post by: duncvis on December 04, 2007, 11:26:48 AM
my beard is never allowed to look that daft, I usually keep it fairly short (or at least trim it when too many people salaam me). the second beard is teh cool though. I bet that fucker took some cultivating.  8)
because I hate shaving though 

and thats why I grew one.
Title: Re: beardy
Post by: SovaNu on December 04, 2007, 12:06:09 PM
i bet there's a hole gnome family living in it. 8)
Title: Re: beardy
Post by: maldoror on December 04, 2007, 01:05:04 PM
The reason I posted this is because I've seen people around school sporting these motherfuckers and I don't get it. And yes they are usually a sign of pretentiousness.

That second guy looks strangely familiar.
Title: Re: beardy
Post by: Kosmonaut on December 04, 2007, 01:06:16 PM

That second guy looks strangely familiar.

I was thinking Robert De Niro.
Title: Re: beardy
Post by: richard on December 04, 2007, 03:55:11 PM
i like beards. and if i could grow one i'd grow one like that, nice and annoying
Title: Re: beardy
Post by: odeon on December 04, 2007, 04:30:02 PM
I've let mine grow for the last couple of days. Can't be arsed shaving. Noticed that there's a lot of white in it. :-\
Title: Re: beardy
Post by: SovaNu on December 04, 2007, 04:48:23 PM
splotches of wisdom, oh bearded one.
Title: Re: beardy
Post by: SovaNu on December 04, 2007, 04:52:08 PM
The reason I posted this is because I've seen people around school sporting these motherfuckers and I don't get it. And yes they are usually a sign of pretentiousness.

That second guy looks strangely familiar.

he wants to live forever. i went to one of his presentations, whatchamacallit, and it was awesome. Peter would have loved it. there were other peope too, they talked about people and machines fusing together, people becoming cyborgs and crap. cybernetic limbs etc.
Title: Re: beardy
Post by: odeon on December 04, 2007, 05:26:34 PM
splotches of wisdom, oh bearded one.

Just my kids keeping busy for the last thirteen years or so. :P
Title: Re: beardy
Post by: renaeden on December 04, 2007, 08:56:52 PM
he wants to live forever. i went to one of his presentations, whatchamacallit, and it was awesome. Peter would have loved it. there were other peope too, they talked about people and machines fusing together, people becoming cyborgs and crap. cybernetic limbs etc.
Cool. I would have liked to go to that.

my beard is never allowed to look that daft, I usually keep it fairly short (or at least trim it when too many people salaam me).
:lol:
Title: Re: beardy
Post by: SovaNu on December 05, 2007, 12:51:42 AM
well he made it to finland, who knows he might come to australia. :P
Title: Re: beardy
Post by: vodz on December 05, 2007, 01:58:08 AM
EAT SLEEP READ EAT SLEEP READ WANK EAT WANK SLEEP WANK READ WANK WANK WANK
Title: Re: beardy
Post by: Calandale on December 05, 2007, 12:10:16 PM

Cal, yes wait til you read about his research, he is trying his damndest to make people live to a thousand years.

Evil fucker.
Title: Re: beardy
Post by: Calandale on December 05, 2007, 12:12:54 PM
The reason I posted this is because I've seen people around school sporting these motherfuckers and I don't get it. And yes they are usually a sign of pretentiousness.

That second guy looks strangely familiar.


Hmm...most of the guys I know, with beards like
that, are overweight, and as socially maladroit as
I am (almost). I figure it's an attempt to give SOME
interesting aspect to their otherwise uninteresting
appearance. It doesn't really work.
Title: Re: beardy
Post by: SovaNu on December 06, 2007, 02:58:11 AM
some people want beards so they don't look so fat. cuz the beard will eat the fat. :laugh:
Title: Re: beardy
Post by: odeon on December 06, 2007, 03:05:27 AM
Really? ???

I shaved mine today but I don't think I look fatter without it.
Title: Re: beardy
Post by: SovaNu on December 06, 2007, 03:06:37 AM
that's cuz you're not fat. :P
Title: Re: beardy
Post by: odeon on December 06, 2007, 03:07:38 AM
Oh. :laugh:
Title: Re: beardy
Post by: SovaNu on December 06, 2007, 03:09:29 AM
i guess what i was saying is you know how skinny cats look all fat when they're furry? and fat cats look fat when they're furry. so you could be a fat cat without hair or you could be a fat cat with hair and other people would think you're a skinny cat underneath that fur. :laugh:
Title: Re: beardy
Post by: Calandale on December 06, 2007, 09:22:29 AM
I know that I look chubbier without it.
Takes some getting used to my face.
Title: Re: beardy
Post by: odeon on December 06, 2007, 10:38:55 AM
i guess what i was saying is you know how skinny cats look all fat when they're furry? and fat cats look fat when they're furry. so you could be a fat cat without hair or you could be a fat cat with hair and other people would think you're a skinny cat underneath that fur. :laugh:

Thankfully I'm not a cat.
Title: Re: beardy
Post by: DirtDawg on December 06, 2007, 08:48:35 PM
i guess what i was saying is you know how skinny cats look all fat when they're furry? and fat cats look fat when they're furry. so you could be a fat cat without hair or you could be a fat cat with hair and other people would think you're a skinny cat underneath that fur. :laugh:

Thankfully I'm not a cat.



No I see a horse, who generally runs free, but can also be burdened, by the use of ropes.


I hate those ropes.

I wish you wind in your mane and large skies to jump at.
Title: Re: beardy
Post by: SovaNu on December 07, 2007, 12:33:36 AM
this thread is just weird. how did we get to horses?
Title: Re: beardy
Post by: odeon on December 07, 2007, 02:09:29 AM
I'm a horse. Dur. :laugh: :P
Title: Re: beardy
Post by: SovaNu on December 07, 2007, 03:10:56 AM
since when?

i'm a cat then.
Title: Re: beardy
Post by: odeon on December 07, 2007, 03:13:11 AM
since when?

i'm a cat then.

I think DD said something about it, earlier. I don't FEEL like a horse, though.
Title: Re: beardy
Post by: SovaNu on December 07, 2007, 03:19:41 AM
a cat that doesn't feel like a horse. well that is a small marvel isn't it?
Title: Re: beardy
Post by: Calandale on December 07, 2007, 06:39:46 AM
since when?

i'm a cat then.

I think DD said something about it, earlier. I don't FEEL like a horse, though.

Stop fondling yourself, and
you won't notice. :P
Title: Re: beardy
Post by: odeon on December 07, 2007, 12:47:40 PM
No fun stopping. :P
Title: Re: beardy
Post by: SovaNu on December 07, 2007, 03:15:54 PM
fondle me. 8)
Title: Re: beardy
Post by: Calandale on December 07, 2007, 03:58:59 PM
Someone should.
Title: Re: beardy
Post by: odeon on December 07, 2007, 04:30:18 PM
fondle me. 8)

Sorry, but in the words of the great Yoda, there is another one.
Title: Re: beardy
Post by: SovaNu on December 08, 2007, 04:57:57 AM
Yoda? he fondled Luke or Han?
Title: Re: beardy
Post by: odeon on December 08, 2007, 12:53:34 PM
Yoda? he fondled Luke or Han?

It's in the director's cut. :P
Title: Re: beardy
Post by: SovaNu on December 08, 2007, 01:09:30 PM
 :P kinky.

have you seen the Christopher Walken movie where he fucks aliens? or rather they fuck him.
Title: Re: beardy
Post by: odeon on December 08, 2007, 04:16:14 PM
There is a Christopher Walken movie where he's fucked by aliens? :o

I take it's not The Deer Hunter, then? :P
Title: Re: beardy
Post by: SovaNu on December 10, 2007, 07:04:47 AM
no. it's not. :laugh:

i couldn't find it on IMDB. :(

i remember seeing it when i was a child. i was so disturbed i have to change the channel. haha.
Title: Re: beardy
Post by: Gluey on December 17, 2007, 05:32:37 AM
When I see men with lots of facial hair I call them "All Things Must Pass Men"
It's a just a Beatle thing I do.
Title: Re: beardy
Post by: odeon on December 17, 2007, 09:03:37 AM
The Beatles didn't invent facial hair growth. I fail to see your point.
Title: Re: beardy
Post by: SovaNu on December 17, 2007, 09:34:02 AM
 :laugh: zomg did men have beards before beatles?
Title: Re: beardy
Post by: odeon on December 17, 2007, 03:07:14 PM
:laugh: zomg did men have beards before beatles?

So I'm told. :D
Title: Re: beardy
Post by: Parts on December 18, 2007, 04:59:59 PM
Debating this myself I haven't shaved in three weeks and can't make up my mind whether t grow one again or not just for the rest of the winter :-\
Title: Re: beardy
Post by: odeon on December 18, 2007, 05:39:26 PM
Debating this myself I haven't shaved in three weeks and can't make up my mind whether t grow one again or not just for the rest of the winter :-\

Yes, but the really important question is if you had the beard before the Beatles.
Title: Re: beardy
Post by: Parts on December 18, 2007, 08:17:58 PM
Debating this myself I haven't shaved in three weeks and can't make up my mind whether t grow one again or not just for the rest of the winter :-\

Yes, but the really important question is if you had the beard before the Beatles.

Yes my dad sperm had beards when I was fertilized they copied me
Title: Re: beardy
Post by: duncvis on December 18, 2007, 10:59:36 PM
:LMAO:  :plus:
Title: Re: beardy
Post by: Calandale on December 19, 2007, 02:45:53 AM
Debating this myself I haven't shaved in three weeks and can't make up my mind whether t grow one again or not just for the rest of the winter :-\

I pretty much always do,
for the winter. Though,
it's a lot less important here.