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Start here => What's your crime? Basic Discussion => Topic started by: richard on December 02, 2007, 11:52:35 PM
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if you were a girl we would make beautifual music together :laugh:
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i am a girl.
just look at my
wig collection.
and fancy shoes. :laugh:
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does your wig take a note?
a big note?
:laugh:
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im sorry this is unmusical of me, maybe i should just say i want to stick my penis in your pussy!
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what's the matter with you Vivaldi!?
that was totally unprofessional.
:laugh:
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erererererererer thats the noise of our fucking. quick someone make a musical! :laugh:
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i am the master of teh musical!
but first! let us play musical chairs.
the losar gets a spanking from me. :evillaugh:
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I don't see any chairs for me to sit in.
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then you get spanked. thems the rules.
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then you get spanked. thems the rules.
I will have to reciprocate and give you a spanking in return.
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can you give me a neck rub too, my neck is killing me. :P
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can you give me a neck rub too, my neck is killing me. :P
Sure, why not. I am surprised you don't have a personal massager haha.
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haha. too social.
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i like chopin
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haha. too social.
Personal massager is a device you plug into the wall.
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i like chopin
Yeah he is badass. Eternal Sonata is a game that has the music of Chopin featured as is primary soundtrack.
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oh lol, that kinda personal massager sounds dirty. :P
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oh lol, that kinda personal massager sounds dirty. :P
It can be used for that too, but most people just use those to massage themselves.
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sure. *cough* i believe you.
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mozart hum on my balls please! :laugh:
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mozart hum on my balls please! :laugh:
About all he's good for.
Mozart never was one
of my favorites.
Beethoven, on the other hand....
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i - i'm not your favorite? :'(
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You could try and win me over to Mozart,
in the same manner that my wife got me
hooked on Beethoven's Ninth. :eyebrows:
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sucked your sausage to the tune? :P
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Most sweetly.
Never had anything
better. Ah.
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ah, i am a vegetarian. i could make an exception for you. ;) i hear your sausages are world class.
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It took YEARS of training,
for her. wanna see if you could
do better?
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i know i would.
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The proof is in the pud.
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the proof is in the pudding.
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Ding? How could I forget.
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ding!
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ding dong.
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ding dong the witch is dead.
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monkey poo.
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monkey foo!
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Foo man chew.
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fee fi fo fum i smell human flesh.
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Taste it then.
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yum. *bites your arm*
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ouch
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*slithers away with your forearm*