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Title: take my anus, for example....
Post by: McGiver on November 25, 2007, 07:29:26 AM
"No, George, I can't think of a single damned politician who I would trust to water my lawn. There's just no integrity in politics. None at all! All them bastards care about is raising taxes and pissing it all away overseas. I don't know who I'm gonna vote for in 2008."

"Come, on, now... There are plenty of politicians who have our best interests at heart."

"Such as?"

"Take my anus for example."

Meh, fuck it, It's almost 7 AM.


can you think of an appropriate time to work the phrase take my anus, for example into everyday conversation?
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Post by: Calandale on November 25, 2007, 07:30:32 AM
"I'd like a nice tight hole."

"Take my anus, for example"
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Post by: McGiver on November 25, 2007, 07:33:21 AM
*on the golf course*

"par three.  i'm gonna hit it in one"
"oh yeah? take my anus, for example!"
Title: Re: take my anus, for example....
Post by: maldoror on November 25, 2007, 07:40:11 AM
There is absolutely nothing in this house to eat.
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Post by: maldoror on November 25, 2007, 07:49:48 AM
Give me one fucking reason why I shouldn't jump off this ledge right now and end it all.
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Post by: maldoror on November 25, 2007, 07:53:36 AM
I was just telling Charlie about how Postmodern architecture gets a bad rap in this town. There have been MANY fine edifices erected in the Postmodern style. Why, take my anus for example.
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Post by: Calandale on November 25, 2007, 10:06:39 PM
Sometimes, life is just a pain.
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Post by: SovaNu on November 25, 2007, 11:31:02 PM
take my anus, for example.
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Post by: Mr Smith on November 26, 2007, 12:59:08 AM
"why does her daughter have such a stupid name?"

"Well odd names are all the rage now. Take my Anus for example."
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Post by: Calandale on November 26, 2007, 01:14:33 AM
Shouldn't that be Annis?
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Post by: The_P on November 26, 2007, 06:27:57 AM
Take my anus, for example: it is the epitome of my angel fluffy bunnah-ism.
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Post by: maldoror on November 26, 2007, 06:36:40 AM
"why does her daughter have such a stupid name?"

"Well odd names are all the rage now. Take my Anus for example."

 :good:
Title: Re: take my anus, for example....
Post by: McGiver on November 26, 2007, 06:38:36 AM
you feel warm.  how should we take your temperature?
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Post by: ozymandias on November 26, 2007, 01:16:11 PM
Rectally is the way to get a more accurate core body temp. :eyebrows:  Thats what they taught us in Nursing school. :laugh:
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Post by: Randy on November 26, 2007, 01:49:52 PM
I suppose if two gays are talking.

I was thinking about pranking one of the gay/bi sexual daiting lines.  I am not prejudice.
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Post by: odeon on November 26, 2007, 03:58:17 PM
I suppose if two gays are talking.

I was thinking about pranking one of the gay/bi sexual daiting lines.  I am not prejudice.

Well, take your anus, for example... :LMAO:
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Post by: Calandale on November 26, 2007, 05:22:51 PM
The TV remote ends up in the oddest places.
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Post by: SovaNu on November 26, 2007, 05:38:36 PM
you can measure your cock with it. or you can use other things to measure your cock.

take my anus, for example.
Title: Re: take my anus, for example....
Post by: Calandale on November 26, 2007, 05:41:12 PM
You wouldn't believe the places that my kids hide food
that they don't like.
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Post by: SovaNu on November 26, 2007, 05:42:27 PM
yeah.

take your anus, for example.
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Post by: odeon on November 26, 2007, 05:50:16 PM
yeah.

take your anus, for example.

You beat me to it. :plus:
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Post by: Calandale on November 26, 2007, 08:13:15 PM
What was this thread about again, anyhow? ;)
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Post by: enronh on November 26, 2007, 08:25:44 PM
Take my posterior for precedent?
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Post by: Parts on November 26, 2007, 08:32:32 PM
"This room should be kinda a light brown like take my anus, for example"  Page Davis
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Post by: SovaNu on November 26, 2007, 10:39:41 PM
accept my ass as token of good faith.
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Post by: Calandale on November 27, 2007, 02:53:46 AM
accept my ass as token of good faith.

A bit more intimate than the mere kiss of greeting,
but ok.



I'm just chock full'o holes.
Title: Re: take my anus, for example....
Post by: maldoror on November 27, 2007, 03:30:18 AM
You may have been a great general, but there's plenty of territory you have yet to conquer.
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Post by: SovaNu on November 27, 2007, 04:52:23 AM
I'm just chock full'o holes.

take your anus, for example. :LMAO:

i feel like i'm in grade school with this shit. :laugh:
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Post by: SovaNu on November 27, 2007, 04:52:55 AM
You may have been a great general, but there's plenty of territory you have yet to conquer.

take my anus, for example. :laugh:
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Post by: Eclair on November 27, 2007, 05:01:30 AM
There are some pleasures that have to be experienced to be believed.

Take my anus, for example.
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Post by: Calandale on November 27, 2007, 06:30:06 AM
I just can't seem to find any ass fairies about, any longer.
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Post by: maldoror on November 28, 2007, 09:21:01 AM
I used to always lose my car keys, until I started putting them in easy to remember places as soon as I walked in the door. Take my anus, for example.
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Post by: maldoror on November 28, 2007, 09:28:58 AM
You've been a great altar boy so far, but there's still a couple things I need to show you before you can think about attaining priesthood. Take my anus, for example.
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Post by: maldoror on November 28, 2007, 09:31:19 AM
I'm not sure I would have eaten that cashew, considering some of the places it's been. Take my anus, for example.
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Post by: Randy on November 28, 2007, 10:52:30 AM
Let me show you the finer points of prison life so you can survive here, take my anus for example...
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Post by: enronh on November 28, 2007, 12:55:54 PM
Your gorgeous ass is out of this world: take Uranus for example.
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Post by: Eclair on November 28, 2007, 01:02:24 PM
I used to always lose my car keys, until I started putting them in easy to remember places as soon as I walked in the door. Take my anus, for example.
Let me show you the finer points of prison life so you can survive here, take my anus for example...
You've been a great altar boy so far, but there's still a couple things I need to show you before you can think about attaining priesthood. Take my anus, for example.

 :LMAO:Which one do I plus first?

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Post by: Alex179 on November 28, 2007, 02:30:26 PM
Humans have a God sized hole in them, and only God can truly fill that hole.   Take my anus, for example...
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Post by: SovaNu on November 28, 2007, 06:20:19 PM
Captain Kirk and his brave crew went many places noone had gone before...

take my anus, for example.
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Post by: odeon on November 29, 2007, 01:52:15 AM
And they're still lost in space... :P
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Post by: Calandale on November 29, 2007, 02:44:05 AM
There are places man was simply NOT meant to go.
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Post by: SovaNu on November 29, 2007, 04:49:20 AM
And they're still lost in space... :P

are you calling my asshole big? :laugh:
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Post by: Calandale on November 29, 2007, 07:25:30 AM
Your anus, the final frontier....
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Post by: McGiver on November 29, 2007, 08:18:28 AM
I used to always lose my car keys, until I started putting them in easy to remember places as soon as I walked in the door. Take my anus, for example.
Let me show you the finer points of prison life so you can survive here, take my anus for example...
You've been a great altar boy so far, but there's still a couple things I need to show you before you can think about attaining priesthood. Take my anus, for example.

 :LMAO:Which one do I plus first?


agreed.

but if you are looking to plus, then, take my anus, for example.
Title: Re: take my anus, for example....
Post by: richard on November 30, 2007, 08:05:24 AM
"why does her daughter have such a stupid name?"

"Well odd names are all the rage now. Take my Anus for example."

 :good:
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Post by: enronh on December 01, 2007, 03:26:50 PM
"I would do anything for love. But I won't do that."

(http://urgh.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/meatloaf.jpg)

take my ass for example...

or left over meatloaf.
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Post by: richard on December 01, 2007, 03:33:17 PM
oh fuck not meatloaf. the guy at the sportscard shop tryed selling me a autographed meatloaf card :P
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Post by: duncvis on December 01, 2007, 05:00:01 PM
sadly, I know a woman who looks like Meatloaf. poor cow.  :laugh:
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Post by: richard on December 01, 2007, 07:11:06 PM
hahaha
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Post by: Parts on December 01, 2007, 07:19:12 PM
sadly, I know a woman who looks like Meatloaf. poor cow.  :laugh:

My brother in laws third wife did :laugh: He left her for a Canadian he met online
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Post by: maldoror on December 01, 2007, 08:07:33 PM
Waiter? Check please. Oh dear me it seems I am out of money. Well, I'm sure I have something I could sell you to pay for the meal. Take my anus, for example.
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Post by: SovaNu on December 01, 2007, 08:53:23 PM
*Meatloaf song gets stuck in Milla's head*
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Post by: Calandale on December 02, 2007, 01:53:45 AM
His first album is SO much better.
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Post by: SovaNu on December 02, 2007, 01:54:22 AM
poor meatloaf. in the shadow of his own shady past.
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Post by: Calandale on December 02, 2007, 01:57:21 AM
Pretty voice though.
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Post by: SovaNu on December 02, 2007, 01:58:16 AM
and was in Fight Club. that in itself would make life worthwhile.