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Start here => Free For ALL => Topic started by: maldoror on November 20, 2007, 10:50:18 PM
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Greetings. Though you do not realize it, I am actually a frequent poster at this site and am familiar with most of you. Who am I, you ask? Ha ha. Don't ask that; I won't tell you. I've been forced to hide my identity because of various imaginary threats that have been made to me anonymously from someone here. At first, I thought it was funny and didn't see any way that this mysterious, nonexistent person would be able to hurt me. However, I realize that I may have subconsciously implanted clues as to my real name and whereabouts into my username and profile when I registered - something that the potential stalker, who is a figment of my imagination, may be all too aware of.
The result is that I must now post among you as a stranger. Please go about your normal activities just as if you knew who I was. I assure you that I am one of you and I have had many interesting conversations with a good percentage of the members here; why, if I wasn't trying to remain anonymous I might go as far as to say that you'd previously recognized me as the most interesting, modest, and altogether intelligent and level-headed person on the board. This might, in fact, be why I have acquired an imaginary stalker, while the rest of you continue to spark no interest in ANY pretend sociopaths... How lucky you are.
Sincerely,
A Mysterious Person
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Who are you? The mind boggles at such mysteriosity. ???
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Yes, this was my intention. Please, for your own sake, do not try to tax your overloaded brain any further by trying to resolve my identity.
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But the mystery is compelling!
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now this is driving me crazy, who are you!!!?
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I know, I know.
Here is a word puzzle to occupy your mind with a more realistic goal:
(http://kids.rrc.state.tx.us/rrcpark/images/puzzleanswers.gif)
To ensure an opportunity for success, it has already been solved for you.
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Yer duck's on upside down.
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Duck? Duck? What duck?
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well, your river is misty.
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Duck? Duck? What duck?
buggrit millenium hand and shrimp!
:LMAO:
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Stole the words right off my tongue.
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could be worse - you could have Licky End.
/dies
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I know who you are. :P
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and i know what you did last summer. :P
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:yikes:
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He still knows what you did last summer
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You're scaring me. :o
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This topic was a lot funnier when I had my upside down duck avatar.
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yes it was.
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Agreed. Please make it funny again.
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are you hawt? (you have a stalker!)
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Yes. My imaginary stalker is no doubt fueled by his - (naw, let's make it her), endless, imaginary desire for my imaginary sex appeal.
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you made it her to annoy me.
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Don't like it? Use your own damned imagination.
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i can't now. you ruined it.
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This thread's funnier now that the duck is upside down.
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but less hot.
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Wow... a rightside up duck fetish... weirdest fetish ever.
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things are funnier when turned sideways... in postion to shove up someone's asshole
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but less hot.
Don't you think the duck is hawt?
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things are funnier when turned sideways... in postion to shove up someone's angel fluffy bunnah
lol wtf?
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Dunno... you posted it.
You look like the kind of person who might have a few, non imaginary stalkers... What's it like? I've always wanted one.
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Dunno... you posted it.
You look like the kind of person who might have a few, non imaginary stalkers... What's it like? I've always wanted one.
we have tea and strumpets....
um a-s-s-h-o-l-e ---> asshole
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Dunno... you posted it.
You look like the kind of person who might have a few, non imaginary stalkers... What's it like? I've always wanted one.
and this is a pic of my archnemesis for JUST this very occassion
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yes i think the duck is hawt but your imaginary stalker is less so without a penis or tentacles.
Dunno... you posted it.
You look like the kind of person who might have a few, non imaginary stalkers... What's it like? I've always wanted one.
we have tea and strumpets....
um a-s-s-h-o-l-e ---> angel fluffy bunnah
angel fluffy bunnah is officially teh a-s-s-h-o-l-e.
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Dunno... you posted it.
You look like the kind of person who might have a few, non imaginary stalkers... What's it like? I've always wanted one.
and this is a pic of my archnemesis for JUST this very occassion
For people to ask what it's like to have a stalker?
yes i think the duck is hawt but your imaginary stalker is less so without a penis or tentacles.
What about if the duck had a penis or tentacles?
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your stalker is a duck?
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Shh... Damn it.. Don't tell everyone...
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is this him? errr.... her?
http://www.shieldsnet.org/images/strange/teddy_bear_ted_kennedy.jpg
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*shudder* *scrubs eyes with soap*
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is this him? errr.... her?
http://www.shieldsnet.org/images/strange/teddy_bear_ted_kennedy.jpg
No, that looks more like the monster that lives under my bed.
Soooo, do you always change your avatar when someone gives you a compliment? ???
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What about if the duck had a penis or tentacles?
What if it were a tentacle penis...like what those whales have.
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Dunno... you posted it.
You look like the kind of person who might have a few, non imaginary stalkers... What's it like? I've always wanted one.
and this is a pic of my archnemesis for JUST this very occassion
I like your archnemesis.
:plus:
:woohoo:
Now you are the ultimate answer to life, the universe, and everything with your perfect karma.
Watch Calandale come along and mess it up.
:laugh:
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Is this whose stalking you duck?
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is this him? errr.... her?
http://www.shieldsnet.org/images/strange/teddy_bear_ted_kennedy.jpg
No, that looks more like the monster that lives under my bed.
Soooo, do you always change your avatar when someone gives you a compliment? ???
no but im scared your stalker is a turncoat
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Is this whose stalking you duck?
Daffy and Elmer? :o yum