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Title: I've been forced to hide my identity
Post by: maldoror on November 20, 2007, 10:50:18 PM
Greetings. Though you do not realize it, I am actually a frequent poster at this site and am familiar with most of you. Who am I, you ask? Ha ha. Don't ask that; I won't tell you. I've been forced to hide my identity because of various imaginary threats that have been made to me anonymously from someone here. At first, I thought it was funny and didn't see any way that this mysterious, nonexistent person would be able to hurt me. However, I realize that I may have subconsciously implanted clues as to my real name and whereabouts into my username and profile when I registered - something that the potential stalker, who is a figment of my imagination, may be all too aware of.

The result is that I must now post among you as a stranger. Please go about your normal activities just as if you knew who I was. I assure you that I am one of you and I have had many interesting conversations with a good percentage of the members here; why, if I wasn't trying to remain anonymous I might go as far as to say that you'd previously recognized me as the most interesting, modest, and altogether intelligent and level-headed person on the board. This might, in fact, be why I have acquired an imaginary stalker, while the rest of you continue to spark no interest in ANY pretend sociopaths... How lucky you are.

Sincerely,

A Mysterious Person
Title: Re: I've been forced to hide my identity
Post by: GalileoAce on November 20, 2007, 11:08:49 PM
Who are you? The mind boggles at such mysteriosity.  ???
Title: Re: I've been forced to hide my identity
Post by: maldoror on November 20, 2007, 11:19:00 PM
Yes, this was my intention. Please, for your own sake, do not try to tax your overloaded brain any further by trying to resolve my identity.
Title: Re: I've been forced to hide my identity
Post by: GalileoAce on November 20, 2007, 11:19:38 PM
But the mystery is compelling!
Title: Re: I've been forced to hide my identity
Post by: SovaNu on November 20, 2007, 11:21:31 PM
now this is driving me crazy, who are you!!!?
Title: Re: I've been forced to hide my identity
Post by: maldoror on November 20, 2007, 11:23:52 PM
I know, I know.

Here is a word puzzle to occupy your mind with a more realistic goal:

(http://kids.rrc.state.tx.us/rrcpark/images/puzzleanswers.gif)

To ensure an opportunity for success, it has already been solved for you.
Title: Re: I've been forced to hide my identity
Post by: Calandale on November 21, 2007, 12:55:11 AM
Yer duck's on upside down.
Title: Re: I've been forced to hide my identity
Post by: maldoror on November 21, 2007, 01:00:38 AM
Duck? Duck? What duck?
Title: Re: I've been forced to hide my identity
Post by: SovaNu on November 21, 2007, 01:26:33 AM
well, your river is misty.
Title: Re: I've been forced to hide my identity
Post by: Lucifer on November 21, 2007, 01:44:53 AM
Duck? Duck? What duck?

buggrit millenium hand and shrimp!

:LMAO:
Title: Re: I've been forced to hide my identity
Post by: maldoror on November 21, 2007, 01:50:21 AM
Stole the words right off my tongue.
Title: Re: I've been forced to hide my identity
Post by: Lucifer on November 21, 2007, 02:01:25 AM
could be worse - you could have Licky End.

/dies
Title: Re: I've been forced to hide my identity
Post by: odeon on November 21, 2007, 02:21:42 AM
I know who you are. :P
Title: Re: I've been forced to hide my identity
Post by: SovaNu on November 21, 2007, 02:23:59 AM
and i know what you did last summer. :P
Title: Re: I've been forced to hide my identity
Post by: odeon on November 21, 2007, 02:24:52 AM
:yikes:
Title: Re: I've been forced to hide my identity
Post by: GalileoAce on November 21, 2007, 02:34:41 AM
He still knows what you did last summer
Title: Re: I've been forced to hide my identity
Post by: odeon on November 21, 2007, 02:40:29 AM
You're scaring me. :o
Title: Re: I've been forced to hide my identity
Post by: maldoror on November 21, 2007, 02:42:42 AM
This topic was a lot funnier when I had my upside down duck avatar.
Title: Re: I've been forced to hide my identity
Post by: SovaNu on November 21, 2007, 02:44:30 AM
yes it was.
Title: Re: I've been forced to hide my identity
Post by: odeon on November 21, 2007, 02:44:47 AM
Agreed. Please make it funny again.
Title: Re: I've been forced to hide my identity
Post by: Catrona on November 21, 2007, 03:03:20 AM
are you hawt? (you have a stalker!)
Title: Re: I've been forced to hide my identity
Post by: maldoror on November 21, 2007, 03:06:30 AM
Yes. My imaginary stalker is no doubt fueled by his - (naw, let's make it her), endless, imaginary desire for my imaginary sex appeal.
Title: Re: I've been forced to hide my identity
Post by: SovaNu on November 21, 2007, 03:07:32 AM
you made it her to annoy me.
Title: Re: I've been forced to hide my identity
Post by: maldoror on November 21, 2007, 03:09:59 AM
Don't like it? Use your own damned imagination.
Title: Re: I've been forced to hide my identity
Post by: SovaNu on November 21, 2007, 03:11:31 AM
i can't now. you ruined it.
Title: Re: I've been forced to hide my identity
Post by: odeon on November 21, 2007, 03:12:10 AM
This thread's funnier now that the duck is upside down.
Title: Re: I've been forced to hide my identity
Post by: SovaNu on November 21, 2007, 03:12:43 AM
but less hot.
Title: Re: I've been forced to hide my identity
Post by: maldoror on November 21, 2007, 03:13:28 AM
Wow... a rightside up duck fetish... weirdest fetish ever.
Title: Re: I've been forced to hide my identity
Post by: Catrona on November 21, 2007, 03:13:38 AM
things are funnier when turned sideways... in postion to shove up someone's asshole
Title: Re: I've been forced to hide my identity
Post by: odeon on November 21, 2007, 03:14:02 AM
but less hot.

Don't you think the duck is hawt?
Title: Re: I've been forced to hide my identity
Post by: Catrona on November 21, 2007, 03:14:20 AM
things are funnier when turned sideways... in postion to shove up someone's angel fluffy bunnah

lol wtf?
Title: Re: I've been forced to hide my identity
Post by: maldoror on November 21, 2007, 03:15:55 AM
Dunno... you posted it.

You look like the kind of person who might have a few, non imaginary stalkers... What's it like? I've always wanted one.
Title: Re: I've been forced to hide my identity
Post by: Catrona on November 21, 2007, 03:17:36 AM
Dunno... you posted it.

You look like the kind of person who might have a few, non imaginary stalkers... What's it like? I've always wanted one.

we have tea and strumpets....


um a-s-s-h-o-l-e ---> asshole
Title: Re: I've been forced to hide my identity
Post by: Catrona on November 21, 2007, 03:18:31 AM
Dunno... you posted it.

You look like the kind of person who might have a few, non imaginary stalkers... What's it like? I've always wanted one.

and this is a pic of my archnemesis for JUST this very occassion
Title: Re: I've been forced to hide my identity
Post by: SovaNu on November 21, 2007, 03:20:33 AM
yes i think the duck is hawt but your imaginary stalker is less so without a penis or tentacles.

Dunno... you posted it.

You look like the kind of person who might have a few, non imaginary stalkers... What's it like? I've always wanted one.

we have tea and strumpets....


um a-s-s-h-o-l-e ---> angel fluffy bunnah

angel fluffy bunnah is officially teh a-s-s-h-o-l-e.
Title: Re: I've been forced to hide my identity
Post by: maldoror on November 21, 2007, 03:23:28 AM
Dunno... you posted it.

You look like the kind of person who might have a few, non imaginary stalkers... What's it like? I've always wanted one.

and this is a pic of my archnemesis for JUST this very occassion

For people to ask what it's like to have a stalker?

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yes i think the duck is hawt but your imaginary stalker is less so without a penis or tentacles.

What about if the duck had a penis or tentacles?
Title: Re: I've been forced to hide my identity
Post by: SovaNu on November 21, 2007, 03:26:06 AM
your stalker is a duck?
Title: Re: I've been forced to hide my identity
Post by: maldoror on November 21, 2007, 03:27:05 AM
Shh... Damn it.. Don't tell everyone...
Title: Re: I've been forced to hide my identity
Post by: Catrona on November 21, 2007, 03:29:40 AM
is this him?  errr.... her?

http://www.shieldsnet.org/images/strange/teddy_bear_ted_kennedy.jpg
Title: Re: I've been forced to hide my identity
Post by: SovaNu on November 21, 2007, 03:33:59 AM
*shudder* *scrubs eyes with soap*
Title: Re: I've been forced to hide my identity
Post by: maldoror on November 21, 2007, 03:35:18 AM
is this him?  errr.... her?

http://www.shieldsnet.org/images/strange/teddy_bear_ted_kennedy.jpg

No, that looks more like the monster that lives under my bed.

Soooo, do you always change your avatar when someone gives you a compliment?  ???
Title: Re: I've been forced to hide my identity
Post by: GalileoAce on November 21, 2007, 05:21:38 AM
What about if the duck had a penis or tentacles?

What if it were a tentacle penis...like what those whales have.
Title: Re: I've been forced to hide my identity
Post by: Callaway on November 21, 2007, 06:33:37 AM
Dunno... you posted it.

You look like the kind of person who might have a few, non imaginary stalkers... What's it like? I've always wanted one.

and this is a pic of my archnemesis for JUST this very occassion

I like your archnemesis.

 :plus:

:woohoo:

Now you are the ultimate answer to life, the universe, and everything with your perfect karma.

Watch Calandale come along and mess it up.

 :laugh:
Title: Re: I've been forced to hide my identity
Post by: Parts on November 21, 2007, 11:30:26 AM
Is this whose stalking you duck?


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Title: Re: I've been forced to hide my identity
Post by: Catrona on November 21, 2007, 12:27:47 PM
is this him?  errr.... her?

http://www.shieldsnet.org/images/strange/teddy_bear_ted_kennedy.jpg

No, that looks more like the monster that lives under my bed.

Soooo, do you always change your avatar when someone gives you a compliment?  ???

no but im scared your stalker is a turncoat
Title: Re: I've been forced to hide my identity
Post by: SovaNu on November 21, 2007, 12:30:21 PM
Is this whose stalking you duck?


Daffy and Elmer? :o yum