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Title: Spam!
Post by: maldoror on November 04, 2007, 07:52:59 PM

Watch as I take a cue from Richard and spam myself.

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Title: Re: Spam!
Post by: maldoror on November 04, 2007, 07:53:53 PM

Hi, you (me).

...

 :eyebrows:

Title: Re: Spam!
Post by: maldoror on November 04, 2007, 07:55:17 PM

Really? 'Cause my tomatoes are in the inside of a dryer.

Title: Re: Spam!
Post by: maldoror on November 04, 2007, 07:56:55 PM

hawt. Just like Paris Hilton

Title: Re: Spam!
Post by: maldoror on November 04, 2007, 08:00:35 PM

Here it is. The whipped cream. For sex.  :eyebrows: I repeat.  :eyebrows:

Title: Re: Spam!
Post by: maldoror on November 04, 2007, 08:00:52 PM

For THE sex?

Title: Re: Spam!
Post by: maldoror on November 04, 2007, 08:01:40 PM

Yes. Hawt, like a duck trapped in a washing machine. I wanna be on you...

Title: Re: Spam!
Post by: maldoror on November 04, 2007, 08:09:46 PM

I want to have sex with a coffin. But my vagine in side of it's penis.

Title: Re: Spam!
Post by: maldoror on November 04, 2007, 08:20:17 PM

THE sex with a coffin?

Title: Re: Spam!
Post by: maldoror on November 04, 2007, 08:20:47 PM

Yes, so me and death can get to all the fuckin' and a-suckin

Title: Re: Spam!
Post by: maldoror on November 04, 2007, 08:42:30 PM

I got to the fuckin' and a suckin' with the prince of darkness once. We cuddled afterwards.

Title: Re: Spam!
Post by: maldoror on November 04, 2007, 09:15:41 PM

/me farts out the ear

I want to cuddle with you. Can we cuddle?

Title: Re: Spam!
Post by: maldoror on November 04, 2007, 09:20:31 PM

We'll cuddle in puddles of muddled insurance salesmen with Sciatica pains.

Title: Re: Spam!
Post by: maldoror on November 04, 2007, 09:33:58 PM

and then everything explodes and we wake up next to Julia Roberts

Title: Re: Spam!
Post by: maldoror on November 04, 2007, 09:34:41 PM

BOTH of us?

Title: Re: Spam!
Post by: maldoror on November 04, 2007, 09:35:22 PM

No, only one of us. The other goes on a hiking expedition to china and is killed by a black bear with an acute case of priapism

Title: Re: Spam!
Post by: maldoror on November 04, 2007, 09:35:47 PM

Priapism of the penis?  :eyebrows:

Title: Re: Spam!
Post by: maldoror on November 04, 2007, 09:36:34 PM

Yes indeed. Speaking of penii, I was wondering if you would like touch to mine maybe. And lick it. And whipped cream should be involved.

Title: Re: Spam!
Post by: maldoror on November 04, 2007, 09:37:10 PM

Whipped cream?  :eyebrows:  :eyelash:

Title: Re: Spam!
Post by: maldoror on November 04, 2007, 09:37:56 PM

Yes, and a penis or two. And a vagina or two. An d a cherry.
/me whipped cream

Title: Re: Spam!
Post by: maldoror on November 04, 2007, 09:39:02 PM

My uncle was killed by a flying cherry that was infected with the plague and was also on the top of a bullet.

Title: Re: Spam!
Post by: maldoror on November 04, 2007, 09:39:38 PM

Bullet?  :eyebrows:

Title: Re: Spam!
Post by: maldoror on November 04, 2007, 09:40:48 PM

Yes. A bullet being given a lap dance by a bear who likes tomatoes and is fucking ON TO YOU MOTHERFUCKER SO DON'T TRY ANYTHING CLEVER.

Title: Re: Spam!
Post by: maldoror on November 05, 2007, 02:49:05 AM

CROWN TOILET EMPEROR