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Title: you know hale_bopp
Post by: richard on November 01, 2007, 10:53:00 PM
that much concern might make you infertile
Title: Re: you know hale_bopp
Post by: Mr Smith on November 01, 2007, 10:54:30 PM
Come again?
Title: Re: you know hale_bopp
Post by: richard on November 01, 2007, 10:55:37 PM
i'd like to but i cant get you pregnant
Title: Re: you know hale_bopp
Post by: Mr Smith on November 01, 2007, 10:56:35 PM
Are you concerned about my "Do you appeal to Richard" thread and avatar?
Title: Re: you know hale_bopp
Post by: richard on November 01, 2007, 10:57:38 PM
no you are, and as a matter infact, you went out of your way to use markers and a piece of paper on me.

thank you

Title: Re: you know hale_bopp
Post by: Mr Smith on November 01, 2007, 11:15:50 PM
no you are, and as a matter infact, you went out of your way to use markers and a piece of paper on me.

thank you



Oh i've done it twice. Don't you remember this one?

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Title: Re: you know hale_bopp
Post by: Calandale on November 02, 2007, 04:14:24 AM
Fishy.
Title: Re: you know hale_bopp
Post by: Christopher McCandless on November 02, 2007, 05:23:23 AM
More like Richard is fishing...
Title: Re: you know hale_bopp
Post by: Mr Smith on November 02, 2007, 07:01:37 AM
The correct answer was lameo.
Title: Re: you know hale_bopp
Post by: Alex179 on November 02, 2007, 07:52:05 AM
I smell the love in this thread between richard and fatty mcblob.   Either that or it is crap, due to AF6's sig.   Why don't you just get a room together and get it over with?   There might be some fishy aspects to this thread, and fishing might be one of them.

Lameo?  I haven't heard that in a while.
Title: Re: you know hale_bopp
Post by: Eclair on November 02, 2007, 07:53:07 AM
I smell the love in this thread between richard and fatty mcblob.   Either that or it is crap, due to AF6's sig.   Why don't you just get a room together and get it over with?   There might be some fishy aspects to this thread, and fishing might be one of them.

Lameo?  I haven't heard that in a while.

I'd say ignore that advice.
Title: Re: you know hale_bopp
Post by: Callaway on November 02, 2007, 07:56:47 AM
I smell the love in this thread between richard and fatty mcblob.   Either that or it is crap, due to AF6's sig.   Why don't you just get a room together and get it over with?   There might be some fishy aspects to this thread, and fishing might be one of them.

Lameo?  I haven't heard that in a while.

I'd say ignore that advice.

I think that them getting a room together is pretty much out of the question.
Title: Re: you know hale_bopp
Post by: Alex179 on November 02, 2007, 07:58:58 AM
I smell the love in this thread between richard and fatty mcblob.   Either that or it is crap, due to AF6's sig.   Why don't you just get a room together and get it over with?   There might be some fishy aspects to this thread, and fishing might be one of them.

Lameo?  I haven't heard that in a while.

I'd say ignore that advice.

I think that them getting a room together is pretty much out of the question.
It was a joke lol.   Do you think I am suggesting seriously that someone should get a room with Richard?   He might have a better chance after the donkey is finished at the show realistically.
Title: Re: you know hale_bopp
Post by: Christopher McCandless on November 02, 2007, 07:59:32 AM
I smell the love in this thread between richard and fatty mcblob.   Either that or it is crap, due to AF6's sig.   Why don't you just get a room together and get it over with?   There might be some fishy aspects to this thread, and fishing might be one of them.

Lameo?  I haven't heard that in a while.

I'd say ignore that advice.

I think that them getting a room together is pretty much out of the question.
So do I. When is richard going to put his damn rod away...
Title: Re: you know hale_bopp
Post by: Kosmonaut on November 02, 2007, 08:09:20 AM
I think they would make a nice couple :heart:
Title: Re: you know hale_bopp
Post by: Rabbit From Hell on November 02, 2007, 09:24:15 AM
It might be dangerous for them to get a room together.

On the other hand, their fighting could end in romance.
Title: Re: you know hale_bopp
Post by: Rabbit From Hell on November 02, 2007, 09:25:26 AM
Their bitching level would be reduced maybe.

If they kill each other that would work too I suppose.

Hey!  It's win-win!
Title: Re: you know hale_bopp
Post by: Mr Smith on November 02, 2007, 01:19:56 PM
Um, okay.

Go for a run. You'll feel better.  :-*
Title: Re: you know hale_bopp
Post by: Alex179 on November 02, 2007, 02:14:57 PM
I don't see how him going for a run will help much.   You are talking to Ahayes right?   
Title: Re: you know hale_bopp
Post by: Mr Smith on November 02, 2007, 02:17:09 PM
I don't see how him going for a run will help much.   You are talking to Ahayes right?   

Oh is that who he is. Well it won't in terms of what's happened.. but It might in terms of anger.
Title: Re: you know hale_bopp
Post by: Calandale on November 02, 2007, 03:24:51 PM
I don't see how him going for a run will help much.   You are talking to Ahayes right?   

Can't hurt.
Title: Re: you know hale_bopp
Post by: Alex179 on November 02, 2007, 03:25:43 PM
I don't see how him going for a run will help much.   You are talking to Ahayes right?   

Can't hurt.
Getting hit by a car hurts.   The best thing is it might get him in shape if he makes an everyday practice out of it.
Title: Re: you know hale_bopp
Post by: Calandale on November 02, 2007, 03:33:08 PM
Perhaps he shouldn't run in the middle of the
road then. Or maybe he should.
Title: Re: you know hale_bopp
Post by: DirtDawg on November 02, 2007, 05:41:32 PM

This woman gives me an erection.

(http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=6449.0;attach=4732)
Title: Re: you know hale_bopp
Post by: Christopher McCandless on November 02, 2007, 05:46:12 PM

This woman gives me an erection.

(http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=6449.0;attach=4732)
Dirty old man...   :laugh:
Title: Re: you know hale_bopp
Post by: DirtDawg on November 02, 2007, 06:03:50 PM

This woman gives me an erection.

(http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=6449.0;attach=4732)
Dirty old man...   :laugh:

Fuck off!

My bits still work. I have a bit of experience in keeping them going, too.

I gave her a compliment. You can't make that dirty!
Title: Re: you know hale_bopp
Post by: Christopher McCandless on November 02, 2007, 06:13:19 PM

This woman gives me an erection.

(http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=6449.0;attach=4732)
Dirty old man...   :laugh:

Fuck off!

My bits still work. I have a bit of experience in keeping them going, too.


I gave her a compliment. You can't make that dirty!
Honestly, I really dont want to know... (and when the phrase looks almost as if it was poached from Richards mouth, I can make it look dirty.  :laugh:)
Title: Re: you know hale_bopp
Post by: Calandale on November 02, 2007, 06:18:50 PM


I gave her a compliment. You can't make that dirty!

I've seen people slapped, for such 'compliments'.
Title: Re: you know hale_bopp
Post by: DirtDawg on November 02, 2007, 06:20:58 PM


I gave her a compliment. You can't make that dirty!

I've seen people slapped, for such 'compliments'.

I've been slapped, plenty. It usually makes it harder.
Title: Re: you know hale_bopp
Post by: DirtDawg on November 02, 2007, 06:24:49 PM

This woman gives me an erection.

(http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=6449.0;attach=4732)
Dirty old man...   :laugh:

Fuck off!

My bits still work. I have a bit of experience in keeping them going, too.


I gave her a compliment. You can't make that dirty!
Honestly, I really dont want to know... (and when the phrase looks almost as if it was poached from Richards mouth, I can make it look dirty.  :laugh:)

I don't understand that statement at all.

(BTW, You may want to know how to keep your bits going after you get them going and find that they pop when first touched. :D)

Title: Re: you know hale_bopp
Post by: Calandale on November 02, 2007, 06:24:57 PM
Dirty old man.  :laugh:
Title: Re: you know hale_bopp
Post by: Christopher McCandless on November 02, 2007, 06:26:30 PM

This woman gives me an erection.

(http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=6449.0;attach=4732)
Dirty old man...   :laugh:

Fuck off!

My bits still work. I have a bit of experience in keeping them going, too.


I gave her a compliment. You can't make that dirty!
Honestly, I really dont want to know... (and when the phrase looks almost as if it was poached from Richards mouth, I can make it look dirty.  :laugh:)

I don't understand that statement at all.

(BTW, You may want to know how to keep your bits going after you get them going and find that they pop when first touched. :D)


I was refering to your intial line "This woman gives me an erection". Its almost the sort of line Richard would come up with.
Title: Re: you know hale_bopp
Post by: DirtDawg on November 02, 2007, 06:47:02 PM
Well, I'm losing it now. I'll have to have another look at her picture.

Not really a "line" though.
Title: Re: you know hale_bopp
Post by: Christopher McCandless on November 02, 2007, 06:48:59 PM
Well, I'm losing it now. I'll have to have another look at her picture.

Not really a "line" though.
Make sure you look closely, in fact do stare. :P
Title: Re: you know hale_bopp
Post by: DirtDawg on November 02, 2007, 06:51:15 PM
Well, I'm losing it now. I'll have to have another look at her picture.

Not really a "line" though.
Make sure you look closely, in fact do stare. :P

Nah.
It works better for me if I take an impression, close my eyes and let the images evolve.
Title: Re: you know hale_bopp
Post by: richard on November 02, 2007, 07:50:06 PM
It might be dangerous for them to get a room together.

On the other hand, their fighting could end in romance.
my thoughts exactly :laugh:
Title: Re: you know hale_bopp
Post by: Calandale on November 02, 2007, 07:51:19 PM
It might be dangerous for them to get a room together.

On the other hand, their fighting could end in romance.
my thoughts exactly :laugh:

be sure to post pics then.  :laugh:
Title: Re: you know hale_bopp
Post by: richard on November 02, 2007, 07:52:59 PM
everythings better with pics. congrats on being an admin calandale :)
Title: Re: you know hale_bopp
Post by: Christopher McCandless on November 02, 2007, 08:10:03 PM
everythings better with pics. congrats on being an admin calandale :)
When Calandale gets impeached, you will be the next admin. Would you take up the mantle if called upon?
Title: Re: you know hale_bopp
Post by: Calandale on November 02, 2007, 08:11:44 PM
everythings better with pics. congrats on being an admin calandale :)
When Calandale gets impeached, you will be the next admin. Would you take up the mantle if called upon?

Why do you keep assuming that I'll be the next to go?  :laugh:
Title: Re: you know hale_bopp
Post by: DirtDawg on November 02, 2007, 09:31:50 PM
everythings better with pics. congrats on being an admin calandale :)
When Calandale gets impeached, you will be the next admin. Would you take up the mantle if called upon?

Why do you keep assuming that I'll be the next to go?  :laugh:

It's because nobody likes you and you only have one friend and nobody likes him either. Wanna cypher, buddy?

No, I don't mean cyber.

:D
Title: Re: you know hale_bopp
Post by: Calandale on November 03, 2007, 01:10:27 AM
I have a FRIEND?   ???
Title: Re: you know hale_bopp
Post by: jman on November 03, 2007, 04:54:54 AM
he he sexy Fiona  :hahaha:
Title: Re: you know hale_bopp
Post by: Christopher McCandless on November 03, 2007, 06:49:39 AM
everythings better with pics. congrats on being an admin calandale :)
When Calandale gets impeached, you will be the next admin. Would you take up the mantle if called upon?

Why do you keep assuming that I'll be the next to go?  :laugh:
Simple, you got less votes.
Title: Re: you know hale_bopp
Post by: Mr Smith on November 03, 2007, 06:50:23 AM
That turd looks tasty if you pretend it's chocolate.
Title: Re: you know hale_bopp
Post by: richard on November 03, 2007, 09:42:35 AM
i have signatures blocked :laugh:
Title: Re: you know hale_bopp
Post by: Christopher McCandless on November 03, 2007, 09:54:22 AM
That turd looks tasty if you pretend it's chocolate.
:laugh:
Wanna eat it?
Title: Re: you know hale_bopp
Post by: richard on November 03, 2007, 09:56:58 AM
i did see it when i was logged out and it looks like dog shit, non human. and no thanks :laugh:
Title: Re: you know hale_bopp
Post by: richard on November 03, 2007, 09:57:55 AM
oh srry i thought you were talking to me. the answers still the same though
Title: Re: you know hale_bopp
Post by: Christopher McCandless on November 03, 2007, 10:02:50 AM
oh srry i thought you were talking to me. the answers still the same though
:laugh:
You confuzzled?
Title: Re: you know hale_bopp
Post by: Calandale on November 03, 2007, 12:37:56 PM
everythings better with pics. congrats on being an admin calandale :)
When Calandale gets impeached, you will be the next admin. Would you take up the mantle if called upon?

Why do you keep assuming that I'll be the next to go?  :laugh:
Simple, you got less votes.

True, but no one's made the move yet,
and soon, we may actually require that
impeachment be with cause.

I suspect that people realize that I'm
less able to debate in the WC, while I'm
snooping through all the juicy stuff.  :laugh:
Title: Re: you know hale_bopp
Post by: Randy on November 03, 2007, 01:13:20 PM
/me sent a pm to Hale Bopp, burping in her ear.  I get desperate when my girlfriend ignores me so long. If she would stop being so annoying, then she would would be fine. I wanted attention.
Title: Re: you know hale_bopp
Post by: duncvis on November 03, 2007, 07:38:56 PM
/me sent a pm to Hale Bopp, burping in her ear.  I get desperate when my girlfriend ignores me so long. If she would stop being so annoying, then she would would be fine. I wanted attention.

You are the master of seduction.
Title: Re: you know hale_bopp
Post by: Calandale on November 03, 2007, 08:20:28 PM
:LMAO:
Title: Re: you know hale_bopp
Post by: jman on November 04, 2007, 08:52:36 AM
/me sent a pm to Hale Bopp, burping in her ear.  I get desperate when my girlfriend ignores me so long. If she would stop being so annoying, then she would would be fine. I wanted attention.

Wow smooth moves Casanova.
Title: Re: you know hale_bopp
Post by: Randy on November 06, 2007, 12:41:59 PM
I wasnt trying to make any smooth moves, unless you were talking about lubricant and a pocket pussy.  Too annoying for love.
Title: Re: you know hale_bopp
Post by: Randy on November 06, 2007, 12:43:28 PM
Am in the mood now, god damn hard to keep may pants on, seriously drunken fuckn horny.  Was tired before otherwise I would not have burped.
/me is trying not to fuck the first that cums in front of him.
Title: Re: you know hale_bopp
Post by: Calandale on November 06, 2007, 02:58:19 PM
Haven't seen mum in a while?
Title: Re: you know hale_bopp
Post by: renaeden on November 06, 2007, 09:32:05 PM
Am in the mood now, god damn hard to keep may pants on, seriously drunken fairy horny.  Was tired before otherwise I would not have burped.
/me is trying not to fuck the first that cums in front of him.
Wow, you are getting more and more gross. It is quite astounding.
Title: Re: you know hale_bopp
Post by: Calandale on November 06, 2007, 09:33:10 PM
Am in the mood now, god damn hard to keep may pants on, seriously drunken fairy horny.  Was tired before otherwise I would not have burped.
/me is trying not to fuck the first that cums in front of him.
Wow, you are getting more and more gross. It is quite astounding.

Didn't think it was possible?  :-\
Title: Re: you know hale_bopp
Post by: Randy on November 07, 2007, 11:26:40 AM
Duh!

Your the one dxing me every 5 minutes, thought you would have known, I learned this morning, I did displacement.  Displacement, in this case, is a defensive coping strategy to deal with traumatic situation.  Jessica triggered me, so I burped at hale bopp.  I am not being loved again, god damn it!  Hope mom's meds kick in so she can behave.  I don't fuck my mom, she is nasty!
Title: Re: you know hale_bopp
Post by: Christopher McCandless on November 07, 2007, 01:21:07 PM
Duh!

Your the one dxing me every 5 minutes, thought you would have known, I learned this morning, I did displacement.  Displacement, in this case, is a defensive coping strategy to deal with traumatic situation.  Jessica triggered me, so I burped at hale bopp.  I am not being loved again, god damn it!  Hope mom's meds kick in so she can behave.  I don't fuck my mom, she is nasty!
I hope you and richard enjoy your lovefest...
Title: Re: you know hale_bopp
Post by: renaeden on November 07, 2007, 10:01:08 PM
Duh!
Your the one dxing me every 5 minutes, thought you would have known,
Excuse me, but I have not diagnosed you at all.
Title: Re: you know hale_bopp
Post by: Peter on November 07, 2007, 10:11:31 PM
Duh!

Your the one dxing me every 5 minutes, thought you would have known, I learned this morning, I did displacement.  Displacement, in this case, is a defensive coping strategy to deal with traumatic situation.  Jessica triggered me, so I burped at hale bopp.  I am not being loved again, god damn it!  Hope mom's meds kick in so she can behave.  I don't fuck my mom, she is nasty!

Blibble blibble bloink blob?
Title: Re: you know hale_bopp
Post by: DirtDawg on November 08, 2007, 05:51:52 PM
Duh!

Your the one dxing me every 5 minutes, thought you would have known, I learned this morning, I did displacement.  Displacement, in this case, is a defensive coping strategy to deal with traumatic situation.  Jessica triggered me, so I burped at hale bopp.  I am not being loved again, god damn it!  Hope mom's meds kick in so she can behave.  I don't fuck my mom, she is nasty!

Blibble blibble bloink blob?

'Blibble blibble bloink blob'
anagrams to
' Bell! Bible Bill knob blob bib! '



Thank you, Peter. I needed that laugh.