INTENSITY²
Start here => What's your crime? Basic Discussion => Topic started by: Calandale on November 01, 2007, 08:41:53 PM
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Well? Max two votes.
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Pubic elf or crotch demon beats the shit out of Cunt goblin and genital elf.
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Pubic elf or crotch demon beats the shit out of Cunt goblin and genital elf.
Fuck you, genital elf :P
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That's just what it is with you cunt goblins. Always vulgarizing what is in essence a pure and innocent groin-related phenomenon.
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I think the evil colonoscopy Demonic Solders are going to rid the ass fairy's one day.
No offense to the ass fairy's but theere Armageddon is going to be comming soon
but Athiest ass fairy's don't believe thats true. They think a mighty hose with a camera is mind control and think it's total bullshit. But the religious ass fairy's will keep on preaching door to door and praying everyday and every night.
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Anal Invasion!
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They need something new
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Ass Fairies rule. we need something new. we need a new castle. newcastle. lets takeover newcastle.
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I love them, makes me horny.
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Ass Fairies rule. we need something new. we need a new castle. newcastle. lets takeover newcastle.
OR our own special gender. >:D
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great. what does our gender look like?
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Awwww... what the hell. Guys, let's give it one more go, for old times sake.
/me brandishes the Ass Fairy ring and flies off into the clouds illuminated by the orange-gold of the setting sun
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great. what does our gender look like?
I don't know. Maybe JUST a circle?
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what about the rest of us?
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I meant adding a new gender, ass fairy,
to the site, and we could just choose it.
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This assfariy thing is starting to worn out.
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I meant adding a new gender, ass fairy,
to the site, and we could just choose it.
i meant genitals. i'm your muse after all. :laugh: i'm here to inspire you.
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I'm trying for the best of both worlds.
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hehehe.
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I meant adding a new gender, ass fairy,
to the site, and we could just choose it.
i meant genitals. i'm your muse after all. :laugh: i'm here to inspire you.
You'd inspire my genitals,
if I had any. But, I'm
an ass fairy.
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what are those things then?
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Little tickle toys.
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look like skinny penii with tendrils.
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Just wait until you feel what they can do.
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is it as exciting as slug sex?
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You could have both at once,
but that would be sensory overload.
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organic lighting is tolerable.
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We glow?
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Next to the Breast, Ass Fairies's the Best.
Please Don't Squeeze The Ass Fairies.
Nothin' Says Lovin' Like Ass Fairies from the Oven.
Avez-Vous Un Ass Fairies?
Mum's Gone to Ass Fairies.
Happiness is Ass Fairies-Shaped.
Fresh from the Captain's Ass Fairies.
Ass Fairies - The Appetizer! :o
What's In Your Ass Fairies?
Do You, uh, Ass Fairies?
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happiness is egg-shaped.
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Eggs in the ass can be fun, but messy.
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don't break it.
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Thrusting vigorously can do that though.
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This assfairy stuff is crap. Get rid of it.
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Eggs in the ass can be fun, but messy.
hardboiled might be better.
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Boiled ass would hurt.
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you're supposed to let them cool first. No wonder you have roids.
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I just imagine dipping my ass
in boiling anything isn't going to
do any good. No matter how
hard it gets.
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Eggs in the bum seems kind of counterintuitive to me. surely there are better things to place in the bum.
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Ice cubes? :laugh:
THAT I do.
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Yeah. Or, if you wanted to stick with dairy products, a good sized Parmesan wedge would do nicely.
Of course, eggs are supposedly protein.
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Ice cubes? :laugh:
THAT I do.
popsicles? experiment with shapes and sizes. :laugh: