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Title: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: maldoror on October 30, 2007, 03:49:14 PM
If your handle is still Ass Fairy #, do not change it. You are now a part of the ass fairy brotherhood. Now we must gather together and discuss what exactly it is an ass fairy should do.
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: QuirkyCarla on October 30, 2007, 03:49:50 PM
 :laugh:
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: duncvis on October 30, 2007, 03:50:13 PM
I'm not sure, but we definitely need a theme song, like The A-Team.
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: Soph on October 30, 2007, 03:50:57 PM
i think we're meant to take over the world
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: maldoror on October 30, 2007, 03:51:04 PM
Right. First order of business is to compose a theme song.

I can do the music. Who takes lyrics?
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: Calandale on October 30, 2007, 03:51:21 PM
We're meant to pwn those who aren't like us.
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: Soph on October 30, 2007, 03:52:28 PM
ass fairies are inherently superior to those who are non-ass fairies.
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: Calandale on October 30, 2007, 03:53:12 PM
We are one.
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: Soph on October 30, 2007, 03:53:41 PM
no, i am 4. you are 2
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: maldoror on October 30, 2007, 03:54:04 PM
ass fairies are inherently superior to those who are non-ass fairies.

Yeah, we're like one of those stupid fucking clans on myspace or Starcraft. Like maldoror [ASS]
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: The Racist Rapist on October 30, 2007, 03:54:12 PM
We are meant to convert everyone else to our ways. We can not rest until the whole site is filled with ass fairies. Then we go about converting other site like WP to ass fairydom until the whole internet is completely filled with ass fairies.

Ass fairy power!
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: Christopher McCandless on October 30, 2007, 03:55:38 PM
I was number 6. Is it raffle time yet?
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: duncvis on October 30, 2007, 03:56:03 PM
No site could withstand an invasion of spamming ass fairies. we're like the Borg, but smellier.
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: Calandale on October 30, 2007, 03:56:14 PM
I gotta go poopy.


I was number 6. Is it raffle time yet?

INVADER _ EXTERMINATE. EXTERMINATE!
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: Christopher McCandless on October 30, 2007, 03:57:41 PM
No site could withstand an invasion of spamming ass fairies. we're like the Borg, but smellier.
You could invade here... www.asd-forum.org.uk Its so heavily modded that it has 2700 members out of its 8000 accounts that havent been deleted.
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: duncvis on October 30, 2007, 03:57:58 PM
:fos:

*flushhhhh*
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: maldoror on October 30, 2007, 03:58:44 PM
I was number 6. Is it raffle time yet?

Sir, kindly exit yourself from the Ass Fairy enclave before we are forced to use extreme measures.

No site could withstand an invasion of spamming ass fairies. we're like the Borg, but smellier.

And we can grant scatological wishes.
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: The Racist Rapist on October 30, 2007, 04:02:30 PM
And no one can get enough of our fudge.
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: Calandale on October 30, 2007, 04:06:40 PM
:poop:
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: duncvis on October 30, 2007, 04:07:20 PM
:tp:
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: SovaNu on October 30, 2007, 04:10:16 PM
we're like toothfairies. we steal butts and leave coins under pillows.
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: QuirkyCarla on October 30, 2007, 04:11:03 PM
I used to get $1 per tooth, sometimes more.
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: Calandale on October 30, 2007, 04:11:41 PM
Steal? I crawl up them.
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: SovaNu on October 30, 2007, 04:12:37 PM
butts are worth more, me thinks.
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: Calandale on October 30, 2007, 04:14:59 PM
My mother got all my teeth mixed up
with the dog's. :laugh:
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: purposefulinsanity on October 30, 2007, 04:15:15 PM
Any of you ass fairies fancy helping a girl out here?  :eyelash:
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: Calandale on October 30, 2007, 04:15:48 PM
Here we cum a crawlin'
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: SovaNu on October 30, 2007, 04:15:54 PM
is your butt ripe?
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: Calandale on October 30, 2007, 04:16:54 PM
Aren't they all?  ???
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: SovaNu on October 30, 2007, 04:17:45 PM
ripe for pickin'.
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: purposefulinsanity on October 30, 2007, 04:18:02 PM
is your butt ripe?

Its ripe for a fucking if that's what you mean  ;)
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: Calandale on October 30, 2007, 04:19:57 PM
We're fairies, we don't do that.
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: maldoror on October 30, 2007, 04:23:50 PM
Well, that is what fairies do best.

Maybe we should put it to a vote.
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: Calandale on October 30, 2007, 04:25:10 PM
We should assk our king.
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: maldoror on October 30, 2007, 04:27:07 PM
When he wakes up, I Assume.
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: SovaNu on October 30, 2007, 04:28:02 PM
 :laugh:

we should assimilate everyone.
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: purposefulinsanity on October 30, 2007, 04:28:22 PM
Since he is the leader of the ass fairies he really should be a Queen.  :ghey:
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: Calandale on October 30, 2007, 04:28:44 PM
Well, I'm the first prime,
so I guess I have to make the
ruling. No fookin'. Only explorin'
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: SovaNu on October 30, 2007, 04:29:47 PM
i challenged you, ha'taka!
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: purposefulinsanity on October 30, 2007, 04:30:16 PM
Well, I'm the first prime,
so I guess I have to make the
ruling. No fookin'. Only explorin'

Explorin' with your cocks (dildos count too milla)??  :eyebrows:
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: duncvis on October 30, 2007, 04:30:37 PM
Well, I'm the first prime,
so I guess I have to make the
ruling. No fookin'. Only explorin'

watch out for arsegrapes.
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: SovaNu on October 30, 2007, 04:31:34 PM
we need some dildos for the female ass fairies. :P ass fairy10 will get them, i command as higher ass fairy8.
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: duncvis on October 30, 2007, 04:34:02 PM
*hands over sackful of assorted arsepleasers plus economy size lube dispenser*
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: maldoror on October 30, 2007, 04:36:21 PM
Hold on, fairies. Remember that the human female ass is only capable of handling 2 or 3 fairies exploring it at once. Therefore, we must pick.

Well, what do you know? I seem to be the highest number.  :green:
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: purposefulinsanity on October 30, 2007, 04:37:14 PM
:booty:
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: SovaNu on October 30, 2007, 04:38:06 PM
well done, Ass Fairy10. :plus:
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: SovaNu on October 30, 2007, 04:39:03 PM
Hold on, fairies. Remember that the human female ass is only capable of handling 2 or 3 fairies exploring it at once. Therefore, we must pick.

Well, what do you know? I seem to be the highest number.  :green:

you have no number so you're out. :green:
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: maldoror on October 30, 2007, 04:40:24 PM
Bah, I saw that one coming.
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: The Racist Rapist on October 30, 2007, 04:41:09 PM
Well, what do you know? I seem to be the highest number.  :green:

I am the highest number. I haven't seen any Ass Fairy14 or above.

One question, though. Why isn't there an Ass Fairy69?
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: maldoror on October 30, 2007, 04:42:15 PM
Well, what do you know? I seem to be the highest number.  :green:

I am the highest number. I haven't seen any Ass Fairy14 or above.

One question, though. Why isn't there an Ass Fairy69?

Well, gee, I don't know. Think about it from a physical perspective.
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: purposefulinsanity on October 30, 2007, 04:43:41 PM
Well, what do you know? I seem to be the highest number.  :green:

I am the highest number. I haven't seen any Ass Fairy14 or above.

One question, though. Why isn't there an Ass Fairy69?

Cos fairy's tongues have magical properties- if they applied them to human genitalia that human would explode as the force of a million orgasms hit them all at once.
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: The Racist Rapist on October 30, 2007, 04:46:03 PM
Sounds hot.
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: purposefulinsanity on October 30, 2007, 04:52:32 PM
Actually it kinda does.  :eyebrows:
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: Tesla on October 30, 2007, 05:06:23 PM
Oddly... I feel a bit left out.
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: purposefulinsanity on October 30, 2007, 05:07:49 PM
Its not hard to cross over to the silly side- if you have a sense of humour you're half way there. :P
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: duncvis on October 30, 2007, 05:08:09 PM
Ass Fairy14 is available, I think. Join us. We are legion.
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: purposefulinsanity on October 30, 2007, 05:08:48 PM
Ass Fairy14 is available, I think. Join us. We are legion.

And I think ass fairy 11 just opened up.  :laugh:
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: duncvis on October 30, 2007, 05:09:31 PM
ooh err.  :eyebrows:
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: SovaNu on October 30, 2007, 05:31:05 PM
Ass Fairy9 is missing afaik.
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: Calandale on October 30, 2007, 06:05:36 PM
i challenged you, ha'taka!

You're not even prime.
Work your way up there,
and we'll consider.
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: Calandale on October 30, 2007, 06:06:46 PM
Hold on, fairies. Remember that the human female ass is only capable of handling 2 or 3 fairies exploring it at once. Therefore, we must pick.

Well, what do you know? I seem to be the highest number.  :green:

You are WITHOUT number,
which makes you meaningless.

Plus, ass fairies are tiny, we can all fit.
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: Calandale on October 30, 2007, 06:07:26 PM
Well, what do you know? I seem to be the highest number.  :green:

I am the highest number. I haven't seen any Ass Fairy14 or above.

One question, though. Why isn't there an Ass Fairy69?

Well, gee, I don't know. Think about it from a physical perspective.


Uhm...I've managed.  :laugh:
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: duncvis on October 30, 2007, 06:08:04 PM
Hold on, fairies. Remember that the human female ass is only capable of handling 2 or 3 fairies exploring it at once. Therefore, we must pick.

Well, what do you know? I seem to be the highest number.  :green:

You are WITHOUT number,
which makes you meaningless.

Plus, ass fairies are tiny, we can all fit.

we might be small, but we're quite concentrated.  :eyebrows: what happens if we drastically expand on contact with unexplored ass?
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: Calandale on October 30, 2007, 06:08:12 PM
Its not hard to cross over to the silly side- if you have a sense of humour you're half way there. :P

Take a walk on the SILLY side?
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: Christopher McCandless on October 30, 2007, 06:11:37 PM
Meet the ass fairys...
(http://hem.bredband.net/niknyk/pics/threadworms.jpg)
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: Calandale on October 30, 2007, 06:16:35 PM
In situ. :laugh:
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: duncvis on October 30, 2007, 06:17:14 PM
In shitu. :laugh:

fixed.
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: Calandale on October 30, 2007, 06:18:54 PM
:LMAO:
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: maldoror on October 30, 2007, 08:20:20 PM
Well, what do you know? I seem to be the highest number.  :green:

I am the highest number. I haven't seen any Ass Fairy14 or above.

One question, though. Why isn't there an Ass Fairy69?

Well, gee, I don't know. Think about it from a physical perspective.


Uhm...I've managed.  :laugh:

To stick your head up someone's ass? I wouldn't go around bragging about that.

And anyway, we're small, but too powerful for one ass to handle. Her ass would be torn to shreds. And by the way, I am without number because I'm indispensable. The rest of you are lackeys.  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: Calandale on October 30, 2007, 08:25:01 PM
No, I've managed anal 69.

And you're NOT indispensable.
Though you might be a tough sell
for most, I'm sure that there's some
poor soul, lonely enough that I could
dispense you to them.
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: maldoror on October 30, 2007, 08:28:32 PM
Dude, that better not have been an insult.
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: Calandale on October 30, 2007, 08:29:33 PM
Or what? Ass fairies don't have asses.  :razz:
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: Callaway on October 30, 2007, 09:34:04 PM
Oddly... I feel a bit left out.

You can change your own screen name to Ass Fairy 11, if you like.  11 was the number given to me, but I prefer to keep my old name.

I don't like changing my name.
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: maldoror on October 30, 2007, 09:51:34 PM
Or what? Ass fairies don't have asses.  :razz:

*grumble*

You got my hackles up. Still not sure what the hell that was supposed to mean.
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: Calandale on October 30, 2007, 09:52:48 PM
Oooh. Hackles up? Wanna cyber?
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: maldoror on October 30, 2007, 09:53:51 PM
If by cyber you mean knock yo lights out, then yeah.
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: Calandale on October 30, 2007, 09:54:53 PM
ASL?
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: vodz on October 30, 2007, 10:03:26 PM
You arse fairies make me sick.

Toe Fairies FTW!
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: Soph on October 30, 2007, 10:04:08 PM
there's nothing wrong with arse fairies.  you're just jealous.  :eyelash:
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: Callaway on October 30, 2007, 10:08:07 PM
You arse fairies make me sick.

Toe Fairies FTW!

Toe Fairies.

 :LMAO:

 :plus:
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: Alex179 on October 30, 2007, 10:11:25 PM
Oh look I am Ass Fairy 5.   That means 5th in line, that is not too bad.
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: Soph on October 30, 2007, 10:12:22 PM
5th in line for what though?  :-\
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: Calandale on October 30, 2007, 10:23:30 PM
For the purging. This is an ass purging site, no?
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: The Racist Rapist on October 31, 2007, 12:38:13 AM
As ass fairies I thought we were going in, not coming out. :-\
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: Calandale on October 31, 2007, 01:06:54 AM
It's time to reveal ourselves,
or "come out"
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: SovaNu on October 31, 2007, 06:20:04 AM
ass fairies have asses! tons of them! different shapes and sizes.
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: SovaNu on October 31, 2007, 06:24:47 AM
i challenged you, ha'taka!

You're not even prime.
Work your way up there,
and we'll consider.

that's not fair. i like being Ass Fairy8! anyone has a right to challenge the leader, by jomo'sequ!

Meet the ass fairys...
(http://hem.bredband.net/niknyk/pics/threadworms.jpg)

that's quite pretty. :laugh:
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: QuirkyCarla on October 31, 2007, 07:27:40 AM
 :happypuke:
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: Calandale on October 31, 2007, 10:07:37 AM
All the ass fairies sucked into their warm mothership.
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: Alex179 on October 31, 2007, 01:50:41 PM
(http://interocitor.com/images/johnny5.jpg)

I am number 5.   Number 5 is alive.   God damn I am going to hell for remembering that movie.
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: Calandale on October 31, 2007, 01:54:54 PM
Disassemble? No disassemble!   :laugh:

I have fond memories of it.
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: Alex179 on October 31, 2007, 01:56:55 PM
Disassemble? No disassemble!   :laugh:

I have fond memories of it.
Yeah I loved that movie as a kid.   It was bad that it was among one of the first things I think of with the number 5.   Well other than virtues and senses and the pentatonic scale.
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: Calandale on October 31, 2007, 02:00:54 PM
It was one of the things my wife and I saw,
early on, on HBO. More than once. Forgot
all about it, actually. But, made me happy
to see the pic.
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: garmonbozia on October 31, 2007, 07:19:41 PM
(http://thephantum.jeephorizons.com/spaceballs.jpg)

I knew it. I'm surrounded by ass fairies.  Keep firing, ass fairies!   :tooledup:

Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: Calandale on October 31, 2007, 07:25:47 PM
Look! Fresh anus.  :laugh:
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: duncvis on November 01, 2007, 04:48:46 AM
get in formation fairies.... we're going in.  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: maldoror on November 01, 2007, 12:31:03 PM
Is the ass fairy thing old yet?
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: Calandale on November 01, 2007, 12:41:53 PM
'twould be, if not for invasion plans.
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: SovaNu on November 01, 2007, 12:46:08 PM
Disassemble? No disassemble!   :laugh:

I have fond memories of it.
Yeah I loved that movie as a kid.   It was bad that it was among one of the first things I think of with the number 5.   Well other than virtues and senses and the pentatonic scale.

what movie???
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: SovaNu on November 01, 2007, 12:46:36 PM
'twould be, if not for invasion plans.

it is not old!!!
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: Calandale on November 01, 2007, 12:47:48 PM
'twould be, if not for invasion plans.

it is not old!!!

It is. We should all swap avies.
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: Alex179 on November 01, 2007, 02:09:22 PM
Disassemble? No disassemble!   :laugh:

I have fond memories of it.
Yeah I loved that movie as a kid.   It was bad that it was among one of the first things I think of with the number 5.   Well other than virtues and senses and the pentatonic scale.

what movie???
Short Circuit
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091949/
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: SovaNu on November 01, 2007, 02:09:55 PM
'twould be, if not for invasion plans.

it is not old!!!

It is. We should all swap avies.

not yet. :'(
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: SovaNu on November 01, 2007, 02:13:12 PM
Disassemble? No disassemble!   :laugh:

I have fond memories of it.
Yeah I loved that movie as a kid.   It was bad that it was among one of the first things I think of with the number 5.   Well other than virtues and senses and the pentatonic scale.

what movie???
Short Circuit
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091949/

i'd like to see that movie.
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: Calandale on November 01, 2007, 02:56:46 PM
'twould be, if not for invasion plans.

it is not old!!!

It is. We should all swap avies.

not yet. :'(

Just think of the confusion that it
would cause, if we all traded.
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: Ass Fairy 69 on November 01, 2007, 03:09:41 PM
One question, though. Why isn't there an Ass Fairy69?

Sorry I'm late.
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: purposefulinsanity on November 01, 2007, 04:50:57 PM
Welcome ass fairy 69- do you have any special ass fairy talents?
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: Calandale on November 01, 2007, 04:52:49 PM
Ass attack on the former ass fairy lover!
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: purposefulinsanity on November 01, 2007, 04:55:02 PM
Less of the former- I just changed my name back because my kids occasionally sneak up on me and its a lot harder to hide a user name than it is the other stuff, I'm still an ass fairy lover in spirit (and in reality later tonight  :eyebrows:)
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: Ass Fairy 69 on November 01, 2007, 05:30:33 PM
Welcome ass fairy 69- do you have any special ass fairy talents?

I have focused and intense talents, which plunge ever deeper, until they reach an explosive crescendo.  But if you want something special, that's extra.
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: purposefulinsanity on November 01, 2007, 05:32:41 PM
Sounds great, but I'm not paying, well not unless you offer a money back guarantee ;)
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: Alex179 on November 01, 2007, 05:36:11 PM
Plenty of ass fairies to go around PI.   Just matters how many you can handle, as I don't see many saying they would charge.
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: purposefulinsanity on November 01, 2007, 05:37:33 PM
An ass fairy orgy sounds fun though :eyebrows:
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: Calandale on November 01, 2007, 05:38:06 PM
Plenty of ass fairies to go around PI.   Just matters how many you can handle, as I don't see many saying they would charge.

'cept up her butt.

An ass fairy orgy sounds fun though :eyebrows:

Ass fairies don't have sex.
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: purposefulinsanity on November 01, 2007, 05:39:42 PM
From some of the other ass fairies' posts I think you may be the only eunuch among them :P
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: Calandale on November 01, 2007, 05:49:03 PM
I'm the First Prime,
and we have no king.

I am the steward of the ass fairies.


If any disagree, I'll whip them into
getting rid of superfluous organs.
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: Alex179 on November 01, 2007, 05:51:53 PM
Ass fairies have sex, sorry to break it to you cal.   I don't follow a leader either, no thanks.   You can try a whip, I own a gun.   Sure you could put up a poll for those in who would want to participate in an ass fairy orgy to see how many would.
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: Ass Fairy 69 on November 01, 2007, 05:55:00 PM
Sounds great, but I'm not paying, well not unless you offer a money back guarantee ;)

If your assfairy is unsatisfactory, you should request an RMA number from the customer service department.  It will either be replaced with an identical model of assfairy, or you may receive a cash refund under your pillow (subject to 15% restocking fee).
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: Calandale on November 01, 2007, 05:55:49 PM
*sigh* silly assfairies,
don't even know what
they are. That's NOT
sex. That's just play.
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: purposefulinsanity on November 01, 2007, 05:56:24 PM
Sounds great, but I'm not paying, well not unless you offer a money back guarantee ;)

If your assfairy is unsatisfactory, you should request an RMA number from the customer service department.  It will either be replaced with an identical model of assfairy, or you may receive a cash refund under your pillow (subject to 15% restocking fee).
On second thoughts I think I'll get mine off the black market, you can get the modded models for less than the standard one in the shops.
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: Ass Fairy 69 on November 01, 2007, 06:33:09 PM
Another overclocker, eh?

Good luck.

(http://raincoaster.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/dead-fairy-closeup.jpg)
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: SovaNu on November 04, 2007, 05:14:48 AM
gorgeous.
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: SovaNu on November 04, 2007, 05:16:05 AM
it's what happens when people don't believe in fairies.
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: Calandale on November 04, 2007, 10:25:26 AM
Fairies don't need belief.
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: Calandale on November 06, 2007, 04:05:40 PM
I'm growing tired of being one.
No one seems to want to do
anything weird with them.
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: Rabbit From Hell on November 06, 2007, 08:20:44 PM
it's what happens when people don't believe in fairies.

Whenever somebody says they don't believe in faeries one of them drops dead.
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: SovaNu on December 05, 2007, 11:37:23 AM
clap your hands and you can bring them back.
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: Calandale on December 05, 2007, 12:04:52 PM
Or squish them. :-\
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: SovaNu on December 06, 2007, 03:10:52 AM
aspies like squish.
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: Calandale on December 06, 2007, 09:21:46 AM
Lick the ass fairy off your hands NOW.
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: SovaNu on December 07, 2007, 05:39:04 AM
taste like chicken. or does it?
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: Calandale on December 07, 2007, 06:38:48 AM
Taste me, and see.
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: SovaNu on December 07, 2007, 06:39:13 AM
*lick*

salty.
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: Calandale on December 07, 2007, 06:40:26 AM
I DIDN'T mean where I'm bleeding.  :laugh:
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: SovaNu on December 07, 2007, 08:01:47 AM
 :laugh:

is your skin saltless? blood is irony. 8)

i love these ships. :laugh:
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: Calandale on December 07, 2007, 08:04:56 AM
You've got a painting of the
constitution vs guerriere,
an epic battle.

http://www.history.navy.mil/photos/events/war1812/atsea/con-guer.htm
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: SovaNu on December 07, 2007, 08:06:47 AM
awesome. 8) that was 200 years ago.

tell of yours.
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: Calandale on December 07, 2007, 08:08:27 AM
http://www.history.navy.mil/danfs/c13/constellation-i.htm
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: SovaNu on December 07, 2007, 08:59:49 AM
i bought more wine and some beer. was robbed by two elves. they only took 2 euro. i refused to give more.

your ship ran away from cholera. neener neener.
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: Calandale on December 07, 2007, 04:02:01 PM
You suggest that it stuck around?
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: SovaNu on December 10, 2007, 08:18:32 AM
it was cowardly. 8)
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: Calandale on December 11, 2007, 02:18:35 AM
But fast.
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: SovaNu on December 11, 2007, 04:16:36 AM
sonic or knuckles?
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: Calandale on December 13, 2007, 09:52:15 PM
Prickles or goo?
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: SovaNu on December 13, 2007, 09:57:07 PM
Pringles. :orly:
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: Calandale on December 13, 2007, 10:24:44 PM
In sheep dip.
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: SovaNu on December 16, 2007, 02:52:30 PM
sheep dick too in sheep sick.
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: Calandale on December 17, 2007, 01:47:40 AM
Rammin' the lamb puke.
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: Calandale on August 26, 2014, 03:48:42 PM
Ass fairies were awesome.
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: Yuri Bezmenov on August 26, 2014, 03:56:18 PM
Ass fairies were awesome.

Enlighten me. What are ass fairies??
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: Calandale on August 26, 2014, 04:01:56 PM
brine shrimp for the butthole!
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: Yuri Bezmenov on August 26, 2014, 04:04:57 PM
Another version of shoving a gerbil up your butt?? 
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: Genesis on August 26, 2014, 04:33:12 PM
Another version of shoving a gerbil up your butt??

You Sick Fuck!
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: Yuri Bezmenov on August 26, 2014, 04:43:35 PM
Another version of shoving a gerbil up your butt??

You Sick Fuck!

Flattery will get you nowhere with me.  :M


















































OK, I lied! flatter me all you want!!  :plus:                                      :scrap:
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: Calandale on August 26, 2014, 11:10:56 PM
Another version of shoving a gerbil up your butt??


Only if you get to be the gerbil at the same time.  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: Yuri Bezmenov on August 07, 2016, 12:02:51 AM
Now here's an amusing piece of I2 history.
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: renaeden on August 07, 2016, 12:23:42 AM
I was Ass Fairy 17.
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: Grey Area on August 09, 2016, 07:52:49 PM
Enlighten me. What are ass fairies??

(https://cdn-img-0.wanelo.com/p/4aa/614/a89/d01fcca1760e64dff7416e2/x354-q80.jpg)
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: odeon on August 10, 2016, 02:33:15 PM
You weren't there, man!
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: Queen Victoria on August 10, 2016, 02:39:45 PM
Enlighten me. What are ass fairies??

(https://cdn-img-0.wanelo.com/p/4aa/614/a89/d01fcca1760e64dff7416e2/x354-q80.jpg)

Are the longer ones called ass horses?  (Sorry, Sleeping beauty, The Claiming of Sleeping Beauty reader here.)
Title: Re: Calling all ass fairies
Post by: Al Swearegen on August 11, 2016, 02:11:00 AM
Enlighten me. What are ass fairies??

(https://cdn-img-0.wanelo.com/p/4aa/614/a89/d01fcca1760e64dff7416e2/x354-q80.jpg)

Tooth fairy flies into your bedroom and takes your tooth when your are asleep. The ass fairy is also a fairy that comes into your bedroom when you are asleep but isn't interested in in your teeth. He leaves money under your pillow though