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Start here => Free For ALL => Topic started by: maldoror on October 30, 2007, 03:49:14 PM
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If your handle is still Ass Fairy #, do not change it. You are now a part of the ass fairy brotherhood. Now we must gather together and discuss what exactly it is an ass fairy should do.
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:laugh:
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I'm not sure, but we definitely need a theme song, like The A-Team.
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i think we're meant to take over the world
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Right. First order of business is to compose a theme song.
I can do the music. Who takes lyrics?
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We're meant to pwn those who aren't like us.
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ass fairies are inherently superior to those who are non-ass fairies.
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We are one.
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no, i am 4. you are 2
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ass fairies are inherently superior to those who are non-ass fairies.
Yeah, we're like one of those stupid fucking clans on myspace or Starcraft. Like maldoror [ASS]
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We are meant to convert everyone else to our ways. We can not rest until the whole site is filled with ass fairies. Then we go about converting other site like WP to ass fairydom until the whole internet is completely filled with ass fairies.
Ass fairy power!
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I was number 6. Is it raffle time yet?
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No site could withstand an invasion of spamming ass fairies. we're like the Borg, but smellier.
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I gotta go poopy.
I was number 6. Is it raffle time yet?
INVADER _ EXTERMINATE. EXTERMINATE!
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No site could withstand an invasion of spamming ass fairies. we're like the Borg, but smellier.
You could invade here... www.asd-forum.org.uk Its so heavily modded that it has 2700 members out of its 8000 accounts that havent been deleted.
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:fos:
*flushhhhh*
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I was number 6. Is it raffle time yet?
Sir, kindly exit yourself from the Ass Fairy enclave before we are forced to use extreme measures.
No site could withstand an invasion of spamming ass fairies. we're like the Borg, but smellier.
And we can grant scatological wishes.
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And no one can get enough of our fudge.
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:poop:
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:tp:
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we're like toothfairies. we steal butts and leave coins under pillows.
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I used to get $1 per tooth, sometimes more.
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Steal? I crawl up them.
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butts are worth more, me thinks.
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My mother got all my teeth mixed up
with the dog's. :laugh:
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Any of you ass fairies fancy helping a girl out here? :eyelash:
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Here we cum a crawlin'
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is your butt ripe?
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Aren't they all? ???
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ripe for pickin'.
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is your butt ripe?
Its ripe for a fucking if that's what you mean ;)
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We're fairies, we don't do that.
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Well, that is what fairies do best.
Maybe we should put it to a vote.
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We should assk our king.
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When he wakes up, I Assume.
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:laugh:
we should assimilate everyone.
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Since he is the leader of the ass fairies he really should be a Queen. :ghey:
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Well, I'm the first prime,
so I guess I have to make the
ruling. No fookin'. Only explorin'
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i challenged you, ha'taka!
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Well, I'm the first prime,
so I guess I have to make the
ruling. No fookin'. Only explorin'
Explorin' with your cocks (dildos count too milla)?? :eyebrows:
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Well, I'm the first prime,
so I guess I have to make the
ruling. No fookin'. Only explorin'
watch out for arsegrapes.
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we need some dildos for the female ass fairies. :P ass fairy10 will get them, i command as higher ass fairy8.
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*hands over sackful of assorted arsepleasers plus economy size lube dispenser*
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Hold on, fairies. Remember that the human female ass is only capable of handling 2 or 3 fairies exploring it at once. Therefore, we must pick.
Well, what do you know? I seem to be the highest number. :green:
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:booty:
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well done, Ass Fairy10. :plus:
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Hold on, fairies. Remember that the human female ass is only capable of handling 2 or 3 fairies exploring it at once. Therefore, we must pick.
Well, what do you know? I seem to be the highest number. :green:
you have no number so you're out. :green:
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Bah, I saw that one coming.
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Well, what do you know? I seem to be the highest number. :green:
I am the highest number. I haven't seen any Ass Fairy14 or above.
One question, though. Why isn't there an Ass Fairy69?
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Well, what do you know? I seem to be the highest number. :green:
I am the highest number. I haven't seen any Ass Fairy14 or above.
One question, though. Why isn't there an Ass Fairy69?
Well, gee, I don't know. Think about it from a physical perspective.
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Well, what do you know? I seem to be the highest number. :green:
I am the highest number. I haven't seen any Ass Fairy14 or above.
One question, though. Why isn't there an Ass Fairy69?
Cos fairy's tongues have magical properties- if they applied them to human genitalia that human would explode as the force of a million orgasms hit them all at once.
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Sounds hot.
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Actually it kinda does. :eyebrows:
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Oddly... I feel a bit left out.
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Its not hard to cross over to the silly side- if you have a sense of humour you're half way there. :P
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Ass Fairy14 is available, I think. Join us. We are legion.
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Ass Fairy14 is available, I think. Join us. We are legion.
And I think ass fairy 11 just opened up. :laugh:
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ooh err. :eyebrows:
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Ass Fairy9 is missing afaik.
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i challenged you, ha'taka!
You're not even prime.
Work your way up there,
and we'll consider.
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Hold on, fairies. Remember that the human female ass is only capable of handling 2 or 3 fairies exploring it at once. Therefore, we must pick.
Well, what do you know? I seem to be the highest number. :green:
You are WITHOUT number,
which makes you meaningless.
Plus, ass fairies are tiny, we can all fit.
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Well, what do you know? I seem to be the highest number. :green:
I am the highest number. I haven't seen any Ass Fairy14 or above.
One question, though. Why isn't there an Ass Fairy69?
Well, gee, I don't know. Think about it from a physical perspective.
Uhm...I've managed. :laugh:
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Hold on, fairies. Remember that the human female ass is only capable of handling 2 or 3 fairies exploring it at once. Therefore, we must pick.
Well, what do you know? I seem to be the highest number. :green:
You are WITHOUT number,
which makes you meaningless.
Plus, ass fairies are tiny, we can all fit.
we might be small, but we're quite concentrated. :eyebrows: what happens if we drastically expand on contact with unexplored ass?
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Its not hard to cross over to the silly side- if you have a sense of humour you're half way there. :P
Take a walk on the SILLY side?
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Meet the ass fairys...
(http://hem.bredband.net/niknyk/pics/threadworms.jpg)
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In situ. :laugh:
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In shitu. :laugh:
fixed.
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:LMAO:
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Well, what do you know? I seem to be the highest number. :green:
I am the highest number. I haven't seen any Ass Fairy14 or above.
One question, though. Why isn't there an Ass Fairy69?
Well, gee, I don't know. Think about it from a physical perspective.
Uhm...I've managed. :laugh:
To stick your head up someone's ass? I wouldn't go around bragging about that.
And anyway, we're small, but too powerful for one ass to handle. Her ass would be torn to shreds. And by the way, I am without number because I'm indispensable. The rest of you are lackeys. :evillaugh:
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No, I've managed anal 69.
And you're NOT indispensable.
Though you might be a tough sell
for most, I'm sure that there's some
poor soul, lonely enough that I could
dispense you to them.
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Dude, that better not have been an insult.
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Or what? Ass fairies don't have asses. :razz:
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Oddly... I feel a bit left out.
You can change your own screen name to Ass Fairy 11, if you like. 11 was the number given to me, but I prefer to keep my old name.
I don't like changing my name.
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Or what? Ass fairies don't have asses. :razz:
*grumble*
You got my hackles up. Still not sure what the hell that was supposed to mean.
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Oooh. Hackles up? Wanna cyber?
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If by cyber you mean knock yo lights out, then yeah.
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ASL?
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You arse fairies make me sick.
Toe Fairies FTW!
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there's nothing wrong with arse fairies. you're just jealous. :eyelash:
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You arse fairies make me sick.
Toe Fairies FTW!
Toe Fairies.
:LMAO:
:plus:
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Oh look I am Ass Fairy 5. That means 5th in line, that is not too bad.
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5th in line for what though? :-\
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For the purging. This is an ass purging site, no?
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As ass fairies I thought we were going in, not coming out. :-\
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It's time to reveal ourselves,
or "come out"
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ass fairies have asses! tons of them! different shapes and sizes.
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i challenged you, ha'taka!
You're not even prime.
Work your way up there,
and we'll consider.
that's not fair. i like being Ass Fairy8! anyone has a right to challenge the leader, by jomo'sequ!
Meet the ass fairys...
(http://hem.bredband.net/niknyk/pics/threadworms.jpg)
that's quite pretty. :laugh:
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:happypuke:
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All the ass fairies sucked into their warm mothership.
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(http://interocitor.com/images/johnny5.jpg)
I am number 5. Number 5 is alive. God damn I am going to hell for remembering that movie.
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Disassemble? No disassemble! :laugh:
I have fond memories of it.
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Disassemble? No disassemble! :laugh:
I have fond memories of it.
Yeah I loved that movie as a kid. It was bad that it was among one of the first things I think of with the number 5. Well other than virtues and senses and the pentatonic scale.
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It was one of the things my wife and I saw,
early on, on HBO. More than once. Forgot
all about it, actually. But, made me happy
to see the pic.
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(http://thephantum.jeephorizons.com/spaceballs.jpg)
I knew it. I'm surrounded by ass fairies. Keep firing, ass fairies! :tooledup:
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Look! Fresh anus. :laugh:
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get in formation fairies.... we're going in. :evillaugh:
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Is the ass fairy thing old yet?
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'twould be, if not for invasion plans.
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Disassemble? No disassemble! :laugh:
I have fond memories of it.
Yeah I loved that movie as a kid. It was bad that it was among one of the first things I think of with the number 5. Well other than virtues and senses and the pentatonic scale.
what movie???
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'twould be, if not for invasion plans.
it is not old!!!
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'twould be, if not for invasion plans.
it is not old!!!
It is. We should all swap avies.
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Disassemble? No disassemble! :laugh:
I have fond memories of it.
Yeah I loved that movie as a kid. It was bad that it was among one of the first things I think of with the number 5. Well other than virtues and senses and the pentatonic scale.
what movie???
Short Circuit
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091949/
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'twould be, if not for invasion plans.
it is not old!!!
It is. We should all swap avies.
not yet. :'(
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Disassemble? No disassemble! :laugh:
I have fond memories of it.
Yeah I loved that movie as a kid. It was bad that it was among one of the first things I think of with the number 5. Well other than virtues and senses and the pentatonic scale.
what movie???
Short Circuit
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091949/
i'd like to see that movie.
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'twould be, if not for invasion plans.
it is not old!!!
It is. We should all swap avies.
not yet. :'(
Just think of the confusion that it
would cause, if we all traded.
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One question, though. Why isn't there an Ass Fairy69?
Sorry I'm late.
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Welcome ass fairy 69- do you have any special ass fairy talents?
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Ass attack on the former ass fairy lover!
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Less of the former- I just changed my name back because my kids occasionally sneak up on me and its a lot harder to hide a user name than it is the other stuff, I'm still an ass fairy lover in spirit (and in reality later tonight :eyebrows:)
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Welcome ass fairy 69- do you have any special ass fairy talents?
I have focused and intense talents, which plunge ever deeper, until they reach an explosive crescendo. But if you want something special, that's extra.
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Sounds great, but I'm not paying, well not unless you offer a money back guarantee ;)
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Plenty of ass fairies to go around PI. Just matters how many you can handle, as I don't see many saying they would charge.
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An ass fairy orgy sounds fun though :eyebrows:
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Plenty of ass fairies to go around PI. Just matters how many you can handle, as I don't see many saying they would charge.
'cept up her butt.
An ass fairy orgy sounds fun though :eyebrows:
Ass fairies don't have sex.
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From some of the other ass fairies' posts I think you may be the only eunuch among them :P
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I'm the First Prime,
and we have no king.
I am the steward of the ass fairies.
If any disagree, I'll whip them into
getting rid of superfluous organs.
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Ass fairies have sex, sorry to break it to you cal. I don't follow a leader either, no thanks. You can try a whip, I own a gun. Sure you could put up a poll for those in who would want to participate in an ass fairy orgy to see how many would.
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Sounds great, but I'm not paying, well not unless you offer a money back guarantee ;)
If your assfairy is unsatisfactory, you should request an RMA number from the customer service department. It will either be replaced with an identical model of assfairy, or you may receive a cash refund under your pillow (subject to 15% restocking fee).
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*sigh* silly assfairies,
don't even know what
they are. That's NOT
sex. That's just play.
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Sounds great, but I'm not paying, well not unless you offer a money back guarantee ;)
If your assfairy is unsatisfactory, you should request an RMA number from the customer service department. It will either be replaced with an identical model of assfairy, or you may receive a cash refund under your pillow (subject to 15% restocking fee).
On second thoughts I think I'll get mine off the black market, you can get the modded models for less than the standard one in the shops.
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Another overclocker, eh?
Good luck.
(http://raincoaster.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/dead-fairy-closeup.jpg)
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gorgeous.
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it's what happens when people don't believe in fairies.
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Fairies don't need belief.
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I'm growing tired of being one.
No one seems to want to do
anything weird with them.
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it's what happens when people don't believe in fairies.
Whenever somebody says they don't believe in faeries one of them drops dead.
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clap your hands and you can bring them back.
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Or squish them. :-\
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aspies like squish.
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Lick the ass fairy off your hands NOW.
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taste like chicken. or does it?
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Taste me, and see.
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*lick*
salty.
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I DIDN'T mean where I'm bleeding. :laugh:
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:laugh:
is your skin saltless? blood is irony. 8)
i love these ships. :laugh:
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You've got a painting of the
constitution vs guerriere,
an epic battle.
http://www.history.navy.mil/photos/events/war1812/atsea/con-guer.htm
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awesome. 8) that was 200 years ago.
tell of yours.
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http://www.history.navy.mil/danfs/c13/constellation-i.htm
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i bought more wine and some beer. was robbed by two elves. they only took 2 euro. i refused to give more.
your ship ran away from cholera. neener neener.
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You suggest that it stuck around?
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it was cowardly. 8)
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But fast.
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sonic or knuckles?
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Prickles or goo?
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Pringles. :orly:
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In sheep dip.
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sheep dick too in sheep sick.
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Rammin' the lamb puke.
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Ass fairies were awesome.
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Ass fairies were awesome.
Enlighten me. What are ass fairies??
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brine shrimp for the butthole!
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Another version of shoving a gerbil up your butt??
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Another version of shoving a gerbil up your butt??
You Sick Fuck!
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Another version of shoving a gerbil up your butt??
You Sick Fuck!
Flattery will get you nowhere with me. :M
OK, I lied! flatter me all you want!! :plus: :scrap:
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Another version of shoving a gerbil up your butt??
Only if you get to be the gerbil at the same time. :zoinks:
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Now here's an amusing piece of I2 history.
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I was Ass Fairy 17.
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Enlighten me. What are ass fairies??
(https://cdn-img-0.wanelo.com/p/4aa/614/a89/d01fcca1760e64dff7416e2/x354-q80.jpg)
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You weren't there, man!
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Enlighten me. What are ass fairies??
(https://cdn-img-0.wanelo.com/p/4aa/614/a89/d01fcca1760e64dff7416e2/x354-q80.jpg)
Are the longer ones called ass horses? (Sorry, Sleeping beauty, The Claiming of Sleeping Beauty reader here.)
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Enlighten me. What are ass fairies??
(https://cdn-img-0.wanelo.com/p/4aa/614/a89/d01fcca1760e64dff7416e2/x354-q80.jpg)
Tooth fairy flies into your bedroom and takes your tooth when your are asleep. The ass fairy is also a fairy that comes into your bedroom when you are asleep but isn't interested in in your teeth. He leaves money under your pillow though