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Title: Appreciate
Post by: maldoror on October 28, 2007, 11:39:43 PM
I think, every month, we should feature a contributing member of the site in a special "congratulations for not committing suicide!" essay. We could write a few things about the person, talk about the contributions they've made to society, the things they've struggled with, and their future plans. That way, we wouldn't have to wait until they committed suicide to notice these things.
Title: Re: Appreciate
Post by: Mr Smith on October 29, 2007, 12:23:35 AM
I think this is a fucking shit idea.

It's like telling a straight person "congratulations for not being gay".

It's not like everyone is suicidal anyway. It's damn shame for the people who are, but i'm sure pea guy would LOVE you writing it about him.
Title: Re: Appreciate
Post by: maldoror on October 29, 2007, 12:25:51 AM
I think this is a fucking shit idea.

It's like telling a straight person "congratulations for not being gay".

It's not like everyone commits suicide anyway. It's damn shame for the people who do, but i'm sure pea guy would LOVE you writing it about him.

I think you're one of the most annoying people on the site and have no sarcasm filter whatsoever.
Title: Re: Appreciate
Post by: Mr Smith on October 29, 2007, 12:28:01 AM
I'll take that as a compliment. Can't say i've noticed you enough to care, you obviously have me.  Hope you commit suicide. And I think it's shit of you to use sarcasm in the  matter of suicide after what has happened here.
Title: Re: Appreciate
Post by: maldoror on October 29, 2007, 12:28:47 AM
Aww.
Title: Re: Appreciate
Post by: maldoror on October 29, 2007, 12:41:49 AM
Yeah, you use that one every time I call you out on your shenanigans. You're not fooling me. If you're going to randomly post provocative shit just because you've had a bad day, count on someone provoking back every once a while.
Title: Re: Appreciate
Post by: Mr Smith on October 29, 2007, 12:42:40 AM
Yeah, you use that one every time I call you out on your shenanigans. You're not fooling me. If you're going to randomly post provocative shit just because you've had a bad day, count on someone provoking back every once a while.

I am not kidding. I seriously don't know who the hell you are. Would you tell me, please?

Also I am not doing it because I have had a bad day. I honestly think it is a dumb idea.
Title: Re: Appreciate
Post by: maldoror on October 29, 2007, 12:45:17 AM
Nope. Only that I'm here to resurrect Dracula every 200 years.
Title: Re: Appreciate
Post by: Mr Smith on October 29, 2007, 12:45:45 AM
Fine just stay a nobody then.

If you're going to say you "called me out" but you won't say who you are, that's a bit lame. I have never taken any notice of your posts as far as I know so I would like to see some proof?
Title: Re: Appreciate
Post by: willow on October 29, 2007, 12:46:12 AM
I think, every month, we should feature a contributing member of the site in a special "congratulations for not committing suicide!" essay. We could write a few things about the person, talk about the contributions they've made to society, the things they've struggled with, and their future plans. That way, we wouldn't have to wait until they committed suicide to notice these things.

you are a douche.


I'm pretty sure you know that....though somehow,
you need confirmation before you can rub one out on how douchey you are.

so go ahead. fuckstar.
Title: Re: Appreciate
Post by: maldoror on October 29, 2007, 12:48:51 AM
Fine just stay a nobody then.

If you're going to say you "called me out" but you won't say who you are, that's a bit lame. I have never taken any notice of your posts as far as I know so I would like to see some proof?

Why the hell would I care if you knew who I was? That's your first mistake. Thinking you're a somebody in comparison with my "nobody"
Title: Re: Appreciate
Post by: Mr Smith on October 29, 2007, 12:51:26 AM
Fine just stay a nobody then.

If you're going to say you "called me out" but you won't say who you are, that's a bit lame. I have never taken any notice of your posts as far as I know so I would like to see some proof?

Why the hell would I care if you knew who I was? That's your first mistake. Thinking you're a somebody in comparison with my "nobody"

Well don't say shit like "I've called you out" without proof then. You are a nobody to me. But that doesn't make me somebody. I am probably a nobody too.
Title: Re: Appreciate
Post by: vodz on October 29, 2007, 12:53:19 AM
Not committing suicide is probably the best thing I've done. Write an essay (2000 - 3000 words) about my achievement!

I think Shaft has a point, just poorly made.
Title: Re: Appreciate
Post by: maldoror on October 29, 2007, 12:53:52 AM
I said that because every time I call you out, you say the exact same thing, as if you think I give a shit if you know who I am. I'm the guy that's fucking with you, that's who I am.
Title: Re: Appreciate
Post by: maldoror on October 29, 2007, 12:54:34 AM
Not committing suicide is probably the best thing I've done. Write an essay (2000 - 3000 words) about my achievement!

I think Shaft has a point, just poorly made.

How is it poorly made? I think it's the best point I've ever made ever.
Title: Re: Appreciate
Post by: Mr Smith on October 29, 2007, 12:55:15 AM
I said that because every time I call you out, you say the exact same thing, as if you think I give a shit if you know who I am. I'm the guy that's fucking with you, that's who I am.

I've never seen you "call me out" tbh. Usually I would take note of that sort of thing.

Anyway I'm not saying you care. You probably don't fucking care and by all means keep it that way. Just stop caring about my posts then.
Title: Re: Appreciate
Post by: vodz on October 29, 2007, 12:56:55 AM
Not committing suicide is probably the best thing I've done. Write an essay (2000 - 3000 words) about my achievement!

I think Shaft has a point, just poorly made.

How is it poorly made? I think it's the best point I've ever made ever.

I think your use of sarcasm was tasteless.

I agree though that it is a sad fact that one's achievements are often only lauded when one is no longer here to enjoy the praise, which may have resulted in them still being here.
Title: Re: Appreciate
Post by: maldoror on October 29, 2007, 12:57:06 AM
Plennnty of times. I'm not going to search around for it.
Title: Re: Appreciate
Post by: Mr Smith on October 29, 2007, 12:57:42 AM
Plennnty of times. I'm not going to search around for it.

Well then they never happened.
Title: Re: Appreciate
Post by: maldoror on October 29, 2007, 12:58:43 AM
Not committing suicide is probably the best thing I've done. Write an essay (2000 - 3000 words) about my achievement!

I think Shaft has a point, just poorly made.

How is it poorly made? I think it's the best point I've ever made ever.

I think your use of sarcasm was tasteless.

I agree though that it is a sad fact that one's achievements are often only lauded when one is no longer here to enjoy the praise, which may have resulted in them still being here.

And I think you're a parrot for saying so. There is nothing tasteless about the point I made, and especially in comparison with what has already been said about the matter at hand.
Title: Re: Appreciate
Post by: maldoror on October 29, 2007, 12:59:15 AM
Plennnty of times. I'm not going to search around for it.

Well then they never happened.

You're the one missing out on my helpful suggestions, not me.
Title: Re: Appreciate
Post by: vodz on October 29, 2007, 01:36:02 AM
Not committing suicide is probably the best thing I've done. Write an essay (2000 - 3000 words) about my achievement!

I think Shaft has a point, just poorly made.

How is it poorly made? I think it's the best point I've ever made ever.

I think your use of sarcasm was tasteless.

I agree though that it is a sad fact that one's achievements are often only lauded when one is no longer here to enjoy the praise, which may have resulted in them still being here.

And I think you're a parrot for saying so. There is nothing tasteless about the point I made, and especially in comparison with what has already been said about the matter at hand.

 ::)

You cumstain, I was agreeing with your point, just bagging your delivery!
Title: Re: Appreciate
Post by: Calandale on October 29, 2007, 07:57:50 AM
Not committing suicide is probably the best thing I've done. Write an essay (2000 - 3000 words) about my achievement!

I think Shaft has a point, just poorly made.

How is it poorly made? I think it's the best point I've ever made ever.

Quite likely - but still.... :laugh:
Title: Re: Appreciate
Post by: The_P on October 29, 2007, 08:20:48 AM
Nope. Only that I'm here to resurrect Dracula every 200 years.

100, not 200. I'm reborn every century.
Title: Re: Appreciate
Post by: SovaNu on October 31, 2007, 09:37:12 AM
i think Ass Fairy has a point. we should praise people when they are alive and not save it all for later. touching, really, Ass Fairy. :) i think Ass Fairy is trying to mask his sensitive soul with all this sarcasm. bless. :)
Title: Re: Appreciate
Post by: maldoror on October 31, 2007, 07:32:55 PM
Thank you for noticing! Geez, everybody always assumes the worst.  :'(
Title: Re: Appreciate
Post by: richard on November 03, 2007, 04:54:07 PM
i think that ahayes dude should win it every month. poor guy hes always suicidal :laugh:
Title: Re: Appreciate
Post by: Peter on November 03, 2007, 04:56:57 PM
I'd struggle to come up with a congratulatory essay for Flo.
Title: Re: Appreciate
Post by: SovaNu on November 03, 2007, 10:07:04 PM
Flo... yo...
there shines your beacon in the light
of dawn
and though you appear weak in brain
and brawn...
you are wiser than the elves
lying on the lawn of eternity
the echoes bouncing
in the halls of infinity
you are knowing of all herbs
and weight loss tricks
you are oblivious to all insults
and ignore all cliques
you save us all from the dull
with your babblings
we can count you among
our blessings
for we are just a bunch of
stupid aspies :laugh:
Title: Re: Appreciate
Post by: Calandale on November 03, 2007, 10:08:49 PM
did you just say flo's smarter than lawn gnomes?  :o
Title: Re: Appreciate
Post by: maldoror on November 03, 2007, 10:17:53 PM
Nice...

AHayes:

He tells us to die
He says we drink cum
But all of us know
just where he's coming from
And though he's a bit of a spazz, we relate
A churning, external inferno of hate
His energy someday will find better uses
But for now, let's sit back and enjoy his abuses
His school days are hard, he fights them alone
And tries to just think of his cat who's at home
I think just for that, he deserves a high five...
Congratulations for staying alive!

(By the way, I'm not writing this to mock, it's actually sincere.. please don't pick up that idea...  :) )