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Title: Bathroom in car
Post by: Parts on October 23, 2007, 07:16:39 PM
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TOKYO (Reuters) - If you're stuck in traffic when Mother Nature calls, Japan's Kaneko Sangyo Co. has developed the loo for you.
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The manufacturer of plastic car accessories drew back the curtain on Tuesday on its new portable toilet for cars.

The toilet comes with a curtain large enough to conceal users and a plastic bag to collect waste.

"The commode will come in handy during major disasters such as earthquakes or when you are caught in a traffic jam," a company official told reporters, according to Kyodo News.

Japan is situated on the Pacific "Ring of Fire" and accounts for about 20 percent of the world's earthquakes of magnitude 6 or greater.

Drivers stranded by tectonic movements or stuck in tailbacks simply assemble the cardboard toilet bowl, fit a water-absorbent sheet inside and draw round the curtain.

The product is small enough to fit inside a suitcase, the company said.

But prospective customers will have to hang on until November 15, when the firm begins selling the new product online.



And they say the US is car obsessed.  Earthquakes ha well at lest in Japan they probably won't toss them out he window like they would here. 
Title: Re: Bathroom in car
Post by: Callaway on October 23, 2007, 07:58:33 PM
 :laugh:

 :plus:
Title: Re: Bathroom in car
Post by: Icequeen on October 23, 2007, 09:27:23 PM
Everyone with kids under the age of 10 should appreciate the wisdom of this invention.

There is absolutely nothing more frightening than being on the interstate 50 miles from the next rest area with a kid in the back screaming, "Mom I have to go NOW!!"
Title: Re: Bathroom in car
Post by: Parts on October 23, 2007, 09:31:52 PM
Everyone with kids under the age of 10 should appreciate the wisdom of this invention.

There is absolutely nothing more frightening than being on the interstate 50 miles from the next rest area with a kid in the back screaming, "Mom I have to go NOW!!"

I've been there >:( But can just imagine how the used ones would be disposed of here.  I wouldn't want one hitting my wind screen at 75mph ;)
Title: Re: Bathroom in car
Post by: Callaway on October 23, 2007, 10:11:00 PM
Everyone with kids under the age of 10 should appreciate the wisdom of this invention.

There is absolutely nothing more frightening than being on the interstate 50 miles from the next rest area with a kid in the back screaming, "Mom I have to go NOW!!"

That's a good point, Icequeen.

We did take our daughter's little potty with us when she was still potty training and we were driving across the country.

We had liquid hand sanitizer and hand soap and a five gallon jug of water for cleaning the potty and washing our hands.  We used it a few times, but we made a point of "trying" at every rest stop along the way.
Title: Re: Bathroom in car
Post by: Parts on October 23, 2007, 11:39:18 PM
Everyone with kids under the age of 10 should appreciate the wisdom of this invention.

There is absolutely nothing more frightening than being on the interstate 50 miles from the next rest area with a kid in the back screaming, "Mom I have to go NOW!!"

That's a good point, Icequeen.

We did take our daughter's little potty with us when she was still potty training and we were driving across the country.

We had liquid hand sanitizer and hand soap and a five gallon jug of water for cleaning the potty and washing our hands.  We used it a few times, but we made a point of "trying" at every rest stop along the way.

We camped through that time and were usually prepared
Title: Re: Bathroom in car
Post by: Calandale on October 24, 2007, 03:31:15 AM
Entrenching tool.
Title: Re: Bathroom in car
Post by: Parts on October 24, 2007, 05:19:05 AM
Entrenching tool.
  I have three, two original WW2 one with  the original canvas holder. I keep one in my truck.
Title: Re: Bathroom in car
Post by: Calandale on October 24, 2007, 07:00:09 AM
No need for a portopotty then.
Title: Re: Bathroom in car
Post by: Nomad of Priority on October 26, 2007, 06:19:39 PM
thaty would be fucking sweet... i should try that shit
Title: Re: Bathroom in car
Post by: Calandale on October 26, 2007, 10:12:03 PM
thaty would be fucking sweet... i should try that shit

Talk to SG.
Title: Re: Bathroom in car
Post by: Natalia Evans on October 27, 2007, 02:25:42 AM
One word people: DIAPERS


Use some fricken diapers and there be no worries about having to go and having accidents from holding it too long.
Title: Re: Bathroom in car
Post by: Eclair on October 27, 2007, 02:53:02 AM
One word people: DIAPERS


Use some fricken diapers and there be no worries about having to go and having accidents from holding it too long.

Sorry, the thought of poo mooshed up into my vagina, kinda makes me think it's not for me.
Title: Re: Bathroom in car
Post by: duncvis on October 27, 2007, 03:52:30 AM
One word people: DIAPERS


Use some fricken diapers and there be no worries about having to go and having accidents from holding it too long.

Two words stinky: BOWEL CONTROL
/me wipes logic stick thoroughly before putting it away
Title: Re: Bathroom in car
Post by: Calandale on October 27, 2007, 07:11:58 AM
One word people: DIAPERS


Use some fricken diapers and there be no worries about having to go and having accidents from holding it too long.
:laugh: :plus:
Title: Re: Bathroom in car
Post by: Parts on October 27, 2007, 07:15:26 AM
One word people: DIAPERS


Use some fricken diapers and there be no worries about having to go and having accidents from holding it too long.

I have seen those tossed out windows on the highway but always managed to avoid them :laugh:
Title: Re: Bathroom in car
Post by: SovaNu on October 27, 2007, 12:38:46 PM
america is disgusting.
Title: Re: Bathroom in car
Post by: duncvis on October 27, 2007, 03:15:30 PM
So is England. I've trodden in nappies in fucking Salford.  ::)
Title: Re: Bathroom in car
Post by: SovaNu on October 27, 2007, 03:16:28 PM
eww!
Title: Re: Bathroom in car
Post by: duncvis on October 27, 2007, 03:19:01 PM
It's rough round there.  :laugh:
Title: Re: Bathroom in car
Post by: SovaNu on October 27, 2007, 03:19:55 PM
well here there are dogshits on sidewalks. gross. never really saw that in finland. :violin:
Title: Re: Bathroom in car
Post by: Calandale on October 27, 2007, 03:20:23 PM
Hidden under the ice?
Title: Re: Bathroom in car
Post by: SovaNu on October 27, 2007, 03:22:00 PM
maybe. :laugh:
Title: Re: Bathroom in car
Post by: duncvis on October 27, 2007, 03:22:47 PM
we occasionally have pavement somewhere under the dogshit.
Title: Re: Bathroom in car
Post by: SovaNu on October 27, 2007, 03:24:15 PM
::pat pat:: *pities english people*
Title: Re: Bathroom in car
Post by: Calandale on October 27, 2007, 03:25:23 PM
Poopin' in the car.
Makin' my stink.
Lovin' the world.
Like a shit lovin' fink.
Title: Re: Bathroom in car
Post by: SovaNu on October 27, 2007, 03:27:17 PM
barton fink.
Title: Re: Bathroom in car
Post by: Natalia Evans on October 28, 2007, 12:57:38 AM
One word people: DIAPERS


Use some fricken diapers and there be no worries about having to go and having accidents from holding it too long.

I have seen those tossed out windows on the highway but always managed to avoid them :laugh:


There has been an article about that somewhere and there was even adult diapers found.
Title: Re: Bathroom in car
Post by: duncvis on October 28, 2007, 03:42:22 AM
::pat pat:: *pities english people*

its some english people's fault - for either being cunts, or not standing up to cunts. now we're overrun with the ignorant fucktards.  >:(
Title: Re: Bathroom in car
Post by: Parts on October 28, 2007, 07:17:05 AM
I think it was last year or so there was an article about some state having a commotion about the littering signs that included urine filled bottles on the list of thing not to throw out the car.  Apparently the people cutting the grass kept hitting them with the mowers :eh:  people thought the signs to graphic and gross but I  bet they weren't the one's getting splashed with piss when they his the bottles though
Title: Re: Bathroom in car
Post by: Icequeen on October 28, 2007, 09:43:54 PM
I think it was last year or so there was an article about some state having a commotion about the littering signs that included urine filled bottles on the list of thing not to throw out the car.  Apparently the people cutting the grass kept hitting them with the mowers :eh:  people thought the signs to graphic and gross but I  bet they weren't the one's getting splashed with piss when they his the bottles though


:puke:
Title: Re: Bathroom in car
Post by: duncvis on October 29, 2007, 04:25:35 PM
the mental image this raises is fucking hilarious.
Title: Re: Bathroom in car
Post by: enronh on October 30, 2007, 04:11:36 AM
One word people: DIAPERS


Use some fricken diapers and there be no worries about having to go and having accidents from holding it too long.

Sorry, the thought of poo mooshed up into my vagina, kinda makes me think it's not for me.


Its not nice when the shit hits the fan-ny! :P

Title: Re: Bathroom in car
Post by: enronh on October 30, 2007, 04:17:53 AM
::pat pat:: *pities english people*

Yeah I pitty English woman with their 'Stiff Lower Lips' :LOL:
Title: Re: Bathroom in car
Post by: SovaNu on October 30, 2007, 09:54:16 AM
this thread is hilarious. :laugh:
Title: Re: Bathroom in car
Post by: purposefulinsanity on October 30, 2007, 09:59:36 AM
It is but its just reminded me of how much I need a piss.  :-\
Title: Re: Bathroom in car
Post by: Calandale on October 30, 2007, 10:05:08 AM
If you kept one of those handy,
you could piss and post at the
same time.
Title: Re: Bathroom in car
Post by: purposefulinsanity on October 30, 2007, 02:32:22 PM
If you kept one of those handy,
you could piss and post at the
same time.

If the battery of my laptop would charge properly I could too  :laugh:
Title: Re: Bathroom in car
Post by: Calandale on October 30, 2007, 03:17:41 PM
No outlet in the bathroom?
Title: Re: Bathroom in car
Post by: purposefulinsanity on October 30, 2007, 04:50:11 PM
No outlet in the bathroom?

No, but we rarely do have in the UK.
Title: Re: Bathroom in car
Post by: SovaNu on October 30, 2007, 04:52:14 PM
this is an assfairy topic.

what's an outlet in the bathroom?
Title: Re: Bathroom in car
Post by: purposefulinsanity on October 30, 2007, 04:53:03 PM
this is an assfairy topic.

what's an outlet in the bathroom?

I assume he means a plug socket.
Title: Re: Bathroom in car
Post by: SovaNu on October 30, 2007, 04:55:09 PM
i was worried all the waste didn't have an outlet. :laugh:
Title: Re: Bathroom in car
Post by: Janicka on October 30, 2007, 05:21:35 PM
Now, have any astronauts placed pre-orders for this car?  If so, be afraid....  be VERY afraid...   :P
Title: Re: Bathroom in car
Post by: Parts on October 30, 2007, 05:28:27 PM
No outlet in the bathroom?
In the US it's code to have a GFI outlet in the bathroom
No, but we rarely do have in the UK.
Title: Re: Bathroom in car
Post by: purposefulinsanity on October 30, 2007, 05:30:58 PM
People sometimes have a 2 pin shaver socket in the bathroom, but we never have one we could plug other appliances into.
Title: Re: Bathroom in car
Post by: Parts on October 30, 2007, 05:57:32 PM
I've worked on bathrooms with TV's, phones all kinds of weird  stuff rich people are weird I have even saw network cable being run in a bathroom ::)
Title: Re: Bathroom in car
Post by: Calandale on October 30, 2007, 06:11:57 PM
this is an assfairy topic.

what's an outlet in the bathroom?

The way the poops escape.  :laugh:
Title: Re: Bathroom in car
Post by: Calandale on October 30, 2007, 06:12:25 PM
Now, have any astronauts placed pre-orders for this car?  If so, be afraid....  be VERY afraid...   :P

Are asstronoughts ass fairies?
Title: Re: Bathroom in car
Post by: duncvis on October 30, 2007, 06:13:29 PM
:rofl:
Title: Re: Bathroom in car
Post by: Calandale on October 30, 2007, 06:13:38 PM
I've worked on bathrooms with TV's, phones all kinds of weird  stuff rich people are weird I have even saw network cable being run in a bathroom ::)

My mom, and my brother, both have TV's in the
bathroom. But, our family all do baths.
Title: Re: Bathroom in car
Post by: purposefulinsanity on October 30, 2007, 06:13:58 PM
Now, have any astronauts placed pre-orders for this car?  If so, be afraid....  be VERY afraid...   :P

Are asstronoughts ass fairies?

:LMAO: and groaning at the same time, you have a talent oh little ass fairy.
Title: Re: Bathroom in car
Post by: enronh on October 30, 2007, 06:16:01 PM
Now, have any astronauts placed pre-orders for this car?  If so, be afraid....  be VERY afraid...   :P

Are asstronoughts ass fairies?

Well yeah it must get horrid lonely up in space. I'm sure they push their shit in.
Title: Re: Bathroom in car
Post by: Calandale on October 30, 2007, 06:29:22 PM
Unless they'd rather dig it out.
Title: Re: Bathroom in car
Post by: Janicka on October 30, 2007, 10:15:31 PM
I'm talking about the asstronaut who drove cross-country in a diaper to kill her romantic rival.

This car would eliminate the need for a diaper.  More eco-friendly for homicidal asstronauts that way. 
Title: Re: Bathroom in car
Post by: Parts on October 31, 2007, 05:44:31 AM
I'm talking about the asstronaut who drove cross-country in a diaper to kill her romantic rival.

This car would eliminate the need for a diaper.  More eco-friendly for homicidal asstronauts that way. 

Just think of the stench in that car :eh:
Title: Re: Bathroom in car
Post by: Gluey on November 01, 2007, 05:39:35 PM
One word people: DIAPERS


Use some fricken diapers and there be no worries about having to go and having accidents from holding it too long.

Sorry, the thought of poo mooshed up into my vagina, kinda makes me think it's not for me.


 :plus:   Wearing diapers is comfy (A girl and I stole them off retards at special needs summer camp)
but sitting in your own excrement? No. Urine in a diaper is worse. It must suck being a baby.
Urine burns your skin. You get a bad rash.
Title: Re: Bathroom in car
Post by: Calandale on November 01, 2007, 05:50:50 PM


 :plus:   Wearing diapers is comfy (A girl and I stole them off retards at special needs summer camp)


There is just SO much wrong with this,
that I don't know where to begin.

Title: Re: Bathroom in car
Post by: purposefulinsanity on November 01, 2007, 05:52:14 PM
Hey you shouldn't judge, you could have done the same if you'd have been in her shoes, it just all Depends on the situation.  *groan*
Title: Re: Bathroom in car
Post by: Calandale on November 01, 2007, 05:56:52 PM
Well, to begin with,
I just had this image of
her beating some poor kids
up, and stealing their diapers
off of them. Then putting them
on.
Title: Re: Bathroom in car
Post by: purposefulinsanity on November 01, 2007, 05:58:52 PM
I always knew those pre-warmed diapers were produced using child labour.   >:(
Title: Re: Bathroom in car
Post by: DirtDawg on November 01, 2007, 06:25:47 PM


 :plus:   Wearing diapers is comfy (A girl and I stole them off retards at special needs summer camp)


There is just SO much wrong with this,
that I don't know where to begin.



You're just worried (along with me) that you're next. They only stole the Extra diapers. I doubt seriously that they took any diapers off of patrons. Theyy probably did not even have to rely on stealth.
Title: Re: Bathroom in car
Post by: Calandale on November 01, 2007, 06:30:01 PM
OFF would seem to imply that they were wearing them.
Title: Re: Bathroom in car
Post by: Peter on November 02, 2007, 03:29:50 AM
One word people: DIAPERS


Use some fricken diapers and there be no worries about having to go and having accidents from holding it too long.

Sorry, the thought of poo mooshed up into my vagina, kinda makes me think it's not for me.


 :plus:   Wearing diapers is comfy (A girl and I stole them off retards at special needs summer camp)
but sitting in your own excrement? No. Urine in a diaper is worse. It must suck being a baby.
Urine burns your skin. You get a bad rash.

When was this diaper experience of yours, and what gave you the notion to try them on?
Title: Re: Bathroom in car
Post by: Peter on November 02, 2007, 03:33:15 AM
I've worked on bathrooms with TV's, phones all kinds of weird  stuff rich people are weird I have even saw network cable being run in a bathroom ::)

If anyone takes so long to shit that they feel the need to watch TV to pass the time, they have serious problems and should see a doctor.
Title: Re: Bathroom in car
Post by: Parts on November 02, 2007, 05:27:21 AM
I've worked on bathrooms with TV's, phones all kinds of weird  stuff rich people are weird I have even saw network cable being run in a bathroom ::)

If anyone takes so long to shit that they feel the need to watch TV to pass the time, they have serious problems and should see a doctor.

Maybe they should dig it out :P
Title: Re: Bathroom in car
Post by: SovaNu on November 14, 2007, 05:28:33 PM
maybe i should get diapers so i wouldn't have to drag myself to the bathroom so often. :P although i would never poop in them.

I've worked on bathrooms with TV's, phones all kinds of weird  stuff rich people are weird I have even saw network cable being run in a bathroom ::)

If anyone takes so long to shit that they feel the need to watch TV to pass the time, they have serious problems and should see a doctor.

when you have to go to the bathroom when you are watching Heroes which has no ad breaks!!! it's not weird.
Title: Re: Bathroom in car
Post by: Rabbit From Hell on November 14, 2007, 05:32:08 PM
I play games on my PDA when I'm on the pot.
Title: Re: Bathroom in car
Post by: Alex179 on November 14, 2007, 08:36:35 PM
I read a magazine while taking a shit.   I don't take my laptop or Nintendo DS into the bathroom, ever.
Title: Re: Bathroom in car
Post by: Parts on November 14, 2007, 09:18:14 PM
I'm old school too magazines and books only :green:
Title: Re: Bathroom in car
Post by: Yuri Bezmenov on November 21, 2014, 05:20:33 PM
I'm going to invent a car that runs off of shit.   8)