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Title: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on June 12, 2006, 10:25:56 AM
...and see what dark secrets you may uncover.

I'm a compulsive liar though so expect nothing but dishonesty and bullshit.
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Merry Widow on June 12, 2006, 10:34:08 AM
have you ever tasted your own, Jizz?
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Post by: purposefulinsanity on June 12, 2006, 10:34:17 AM
Can I use a stick??  :D

Now you're here are you wishing you'd never joined??
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on June 12, 2006, 10:56:28 AM
I once tasted my own Jizz after accidently falling over on a rather narrow bottle of shampoo when I was in the shower...as I screamed with sheer del...PAIN I mean.  A little bit of my own baby juice was sent flying through the air, and happened to land right in my mouth.

Hmmmm, I have never saw you use a stick purposeful.....what kind of things can you do with it?

Can you use it to poke dead animals? Have you ever jabbed someone in the eye with one?

Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on June 12, 2006, 11:06:16 AM
And no, I'm not wishing I didn't join.

I was told to expect a great deal of sarcasm and hate filled rants and so on, but having been part of a gaming forum for 3 years I am now used to the silly crap :D

Besides, I don't care what anyone thinks about me in real life, so what people may think or say about me from behind their monitors doesn't bother me at all!
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: purposefulinsanity on June 13, 2006, 03:26:43 AM


Hmmmm, I have never saw you use a stick purposeful.....what kind of things can you do with it?

Can you use it to poke dead animals? Have you ever jabbed someone in the eye with one?



  I'm not a big fan of mindless violence- I like to think of creative ways to torture people instead, much more effective than simply resorting to violence. >:D

And a question for you:  What do you think is the most evil invention of mankind and why??
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on June 13, 2006, 04:51:39 AM
The most evil invention?

I'm not sure I can answer this one very well since I don't know EVERY evil invention, but I'd probably have to go back in time to Vlad the Impaler with his pointy sticks. I'm not convinced pointy sticks could really be classed as an invention though, but the idea of watching someone be slowly skewered while having a bite to eat during an afternoon of tomfoolery and copious amounts of wine with the boys seems a touch evil to me.

http://medieval-castles.org/index.php?cat=31

A lovely little site that, one that all the family can sit around and laugh at. Educational for the kids and discipline inspiring for the parents.
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Post by: purposefulinsanity on June 13, 2006, 07:30:55 AM
Interesting site- are all your bookmarks like that??
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Post by: CuriousPrimate on June 13, 2006, 07:46:03 AM
http://medieval-castles.org/index.php?cat=31

A lovely little site that, one that all the family can sit around and laugh at. Educational for the kids and discipline inspiring for the parents.

I just love the fact this page has google ads!


Now a question...

If you had a chance to live anywhere in the world, where would it be?
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on June 13, 2006, 08:24:12 AM
Nah all my bookmarks aren't like that. As I have very little interest in anything I just Googled 'torture devices' and that was one of the pages that came up. Better than all the ads are the spelling mistakes.

If I could live anywhere where would it be?

Probably somewhere remote but not too cut off from "normality". Somewhere cold and desolate that most people just don't want to go. Maybe North Alaska somewhere...or a remote forest in Northern Russia where I could hunt with the wolves and catch fish with the bears.

Wild animals are exellent because they don't fuck you around...they either want to eat you or leave you alone.
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: McGiver on June 13, 2006, 09:16:52 AM
have you ever had an enima, and if so please describe the feelings you got from it, if any?
would you recommend one to a friend?
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Hypnotica_Gaze on June 13, 2006, 01:47:39 PM
Kenny my dear, knowing your pet hates, i have only one question in mind.... ;)

If you HAD to be either.............a ned or a buckfast bottle (bearing in mind youd have a ned touching you, sucking on you and doing god knows what else with you) which would you rather be. ;D
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on June 13, 2006, 05:01:32 PM
Well, McJagger...Rolling Stones fan perhaps? Ummm, no I have never had an enema. Nor would I ever feel I needed one. People that say we need that shit are quite clearly clinically mental. How do they think humans survived all this time without having them? I'm sure they could be traced way back to the ancient Egyptians and no doubt there are hieroglyphics carved on the walls of Tutenkhamens tomb that show rectal cleansings and Lynxes with a varied array of long stiff vegetables inserted in their anus in some weird belief that the stars hold the future of their passage in their hands.....Sirius don't give no shits 'bout yo crazy ass antics mo' fo...just chiiiiiiill.

No, I wouldn't recommend the insertion of tubes and what not into a friends hole. It's sick, and (not even verging on) 100% homosexual, which the church frowns upon! Shame on you, McJagger, for asking such a vile question!

Awwww, HG, you know that I'd only become a buckfast bottle if I was promised that your lips were the only lips to be sucking and licking upon my top, you should know that much by now babe. The thought of having someone with the intellectual equivelant of a pile of three legged spastic dog shit stuck to the worn sole of a piss stained jakies shoe, sucking upon my open top end  is really quite horrific and a thought which I hope not to think again.

Honey, you know I love you.
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Hypnotica_Gaze on June 14, 2006, 09:05:32 AM
Of course you do ;D
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: purposefulinsanity on June 16, 2006, 02:15:51 AM
What did to last dream about??  Did it involve ny of the following: custard, neds, stun guns or sharp pointy sticks?? :D
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on June 16, 2006, 02:47:30 AM
I actually can't remember?!

I do know it didn't involve any of the things we've spoken about on here though...hmmmm, I'll need to get back to you on this one! lol.
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on June 16, 2006, 02:59:31 AM
Not sure if this was the last dream I had but it's the most recent that I can remember.

I was at a big music convention somewhere. There were loads of people playing drum kits in a big warehouse in front of a huge TV screen. I think AC/DC was playing and all these guys were playing along. I remember seeing one of the guys I work with and thinking "I didn't know Davie played the drums?!".

And that was about it lol.

 I've had weird dreams though, one is so weird that I keep it to myself and also because it sounds like bullshit.

And no, I won't tell you what it was :P
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: purposefulinsanity on June 16, 2006, 03:58:04 AM
/me is disappointed you haven't had some fucked up dream involving killer klowns and custard  :D
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on June 16, 2006, 04:43:02 AM
Naaaaaaaah lol.

I never dream about custard...not since Paul McKenna hypnotised me and now has me believing that custard is made from Jewish flesh.
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: purposefulinsanity on June 16, 2006, 05:33:36 AM
Now I can't stop wondering what the weird dream was that no-one would believe you weren't making up.  Perhaps I should have put this in the 'What you're thinking now' thread  ???
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on June 16, 2006, 05:55:22 AM
lol, you shall be wondering forever mooooooooooooooooooore!!!!!!

NYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*cough*AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: purposefulinsanity on June 16, 2006, 06:24:59 AM
lol, you shall be wondering forever mooooooooooooooooooore!!!!!!

NYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*cough*AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!

I wonder if that's what's going to keep me awake at 3am tonight?  You are truly evil  >:D
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on June 16, 2006, 01:30:57 PM
You should always find a quiet moment during the day to ponder the instant custard thing. I have dreamt of Nostradamus telling great tales of it. One of his quatrains, when translated from Latin and French into English says "fuck yeah, custard will one day come in powder form and will be awesome and shit...but yeah, the serving of cake will change forever!! Oh, and some guy with a moustache is going to burn lots of people and march all over Europe and stuff....."

He was mocked then died of a beheading or something.

I used to talk to him on MSN, but BT cut him off because he'd been exceeding his download limit, blame MiniNova for the demise of Nostradamus!
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Lucifer on June 16, 2006, 01:32:55 PM
or - and this is far, FAR worse - the Demis Roussos of Nostradamus.

i think i'd better have a lie down, now...   :-\
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: McGiver on June 21, 2006, 08:07:30 PM
Jizz, what does your membername mean?
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on June 22, 2006, 02:28:45 AM
Well McJagger, I stole my name from a Faith No More song called Jizzlobber (the Angeldust album). I used that for a while on a gaming forum plus onine gaming until I got utterly sick of it's manly length. So I cut off the Lobber part and just left myself with the Jizz.
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: McGiver on June 22, 2006, 07:43:53 AM
would you suggest that i simply go by Mc?
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Post by: Silk on June 22, 2006, 11:34:00 AM
Have you ever made a special meal for a special someone? If so describe the meal and the person.
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on June 23, 2006, 01:44:28 AM
I wouldn't recommend going by Mc no because it reminds me of those rapper DJ style cunts that don't realise that having MC in front of their name is cliched as fuck. Same with DJ.....why not change your name to Richard Turnbull?

I have never been weak enough to have a "special someone" therefore I have never cooked anyone dinner. If I did though, I'd set the mood for the evening by dimming the lights, putting on some Rondo Veneziano and burning incense. I'd keep the lady waiting for an hour in the living room while I "prepared" dinner. I'd eventually come through with a plateful of birds eye waffles drenched in salad cream and tell her to "tuck in, missus, for tonight you will be viewing my fleshy love appendage.....just after I've gotten myself in the mood by watching Rocky 4".
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: McGiver on June 23, 2006, 01:47:52 AM
like mc hammer and shit.
or the scratch  disco dj's and crap


if you were an insect, which would you be?
and why?
teach me more that i can possibly want to know about your insect of choice?
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: peegai on June 23, 2006, 06:36:49 AM
Did you ever fart when having sex?
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on June 24, 2006, 11:04:25 AM
McJagger, you are assuming I know all about spiders, when I don't. All I know is that I'd want to be one so I could be sooked up a hoover by a fat housewife sporting black ski-pants with a fag in her mouth, and by "fag in her mouth" I don't mean Marc Almond.

As for farting during sex, no I haven't, grandfather always makes my a-hole air-tight with his fantastically thick appendage.
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: McGiver on June 24, 2006, 11:07:17 AM
what would you do if you had eight legs, and the ability to shoot sticky stuff out of an orafice?
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Hypnotica_Gaze on June 24, 2006, 01:46:06 PM
BTW Jizz if you mention my ceiling, your dead meat. :laugh:
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on June 24, 2006, 03:13:35 PM
If I had eight legs and could shoot sticky stuff?

Hmmm, I'd definitely make my way down HGs wall onto her bed and sleep on her pillow so I could see her beautiful face every night. While she was asleep I'd wrap her in my soft loving silk, squirted right out my orifice and hang her in the corner of her ceiling, right beside the wasps and moths. I wouldn't eat her though, not immediately anyway. I'd keep her alive by feeding her flies and bees which I'd regurgitated and when I'd fattened her up on the tiny insects I'd feast upon her loveliness.

Do you love Thin Lizzy, Jizz?
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on June 24, 2006, 03:13:56 PM
Fuckin' love them m8, you seem cool...can I have your phone number?
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on June 24, 2006, 03:14:14 PM
Only if you promise to talk dirty to me...?
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Post by: Jizz on June 24, 2006, 03:14:32 PM
Cool!

PM m8!
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Post by: McGiver on June 24, 2006, 03:16:30 PM
how often do you talk to yourself?
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on June 24, 2006, 03:59:17 PM
All the time. I'm the only person in my life that I trust...but even then I'd still suspect myself of being a sneaky cunt.
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on June 24, 2006, 04:00:00 PM
You ARE a sneaky cunt...don't let me tell everyone of the time you stuck a caramel cake up your sleeve in the canteen at school!
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on June 24, 2006, 04:00:10 PM
Shut up about that...
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: McGiver on June 24, 2006, 04:04:27 PM
if you are what you eat then i suspect myself as being a cunt also.

besides conversing with youself, what do you do to stay amused?
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on June 24, 2006, 04:35:56 PM
You eat that stuff?!

Is it considered a sweet or savoury dish then?

Anyhoo, to stay amused...

I shall choose to be honest with this one, for a change.

I play guitar. Or fiddle with music software as I'm a bit of a creative bugger when I want to be. I like surrounding myself with a little world of fantasy and trying to channel that serenity through notes on my acoustic guitar or on some random program for my keyboard. I drink JD, I listen to shitloads of music, I order shitloads of CDs off Amazon (ordered more tonight, which I'll you about if you ask nicely). Ummm, that's pretty much it...I poke kids with shitty sticks but that's not really entertainment since I'm trying to promote discipline in the youth of today.....a side to kids that was lost long ago, along with the belt.

Bring back the fucking belt!
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: McGiver on June 24, 2006, 04:38:11 PM
have you met duncvis?
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Post by: Jizz on June 24, 2006, 05:08:55 PM
No, does he/she do pot noodle?
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Post by: McGiver on June 24, 2006, 05:11:49 PM
he is the host and tech person of this site.
he is the dance commander.
his obsessions include, just about everything you mentiond (guitar for drums) and he obsesses over music and he makes mixes.

he is in the UK.

check out his profile.
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on June 24, 2006, 05:23:16 PM
OK doke :)

Dance Commander, eh? Does he frequent the Gay Bar too? ;)

Maybe he can kick my up the arse then to get some more recording done. I've had the same 4 tunes uploaded to my MySpace music page for a year now...:(
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: McGiver on June 24, 2006, 05:30:47 PM
i dont know if he'd go to a gay bar.  but he is married to another member here, she is a female.

if your looking for a hookup, can i suggest the peigai?
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on June 24, 2006, 06:27:08 PM
OK, he/she has a sexy name, do they take some working for a few weeks, or am I in there just by buying them a drink and giving them the typical shitty lines about respecting them for who they are blah blah blah, before getting them naked and sending them the fuck off as soon as the taxi gets here?....not forgetting to say "thanks" of course, I'm a genteman after all.
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Post by: McGiver on June 24, 2006, 06:29:55 PM
i'm sure peigai might cry a bit.
but you won't have to worry about that.  he'd cry when he was alone.
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on June 24, 2006, 06:39:55 PM
Crying has never been a problem for me in the past, I'd simply inject whiskey directly into his veins. That should make him sleepy, therefore loosening him up for my awaiting excitement.

*poke poke*
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: McGiver on June 24, 2006, 06:49:46 PM
do you prefer men to women or women to men?
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Post by: Jizz on June 25, 2006, 07:56:34 AM
Just depends really.

Men tend not to give a shit about mind games, but generally just talk endlessly about shagging some lass, or getting drunk, or football or whatever other crap is running through their little minds.

Women tend to enjoy the mind games, getting the attention and playing with people.

I choose not to choose which I prefer.

All people are shit, is what Andy Cairns of Therapy? once let fly into the air from the pit of stomach and out through his mouth hole.
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: McGiver on June 25, 2006, 11:44:50 AM
all people are shit, but coming is great.

have you ever met someone who you can get along with?
i mean on a daily basis and not just because they are providind a recepticle for your thingy.
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Post by: McGiver on June 25, 2006, 12:15:57 PM
i forgot to gauge you with this question:

is gauge your favorite pornstar?
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Post by: McGiver on June 25, 2006, 12:17:47 PM
how many chucks could a wood chuck, chuck if a wood chuck could chuck, chucks?
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on June 25, 2006, 12:30:46 PM
It seems that I use humour to keep people at arms length (if I'm too busy bullshitting about some random nonsense then it gives them no time to think about any in depth questions). Only it doesn't work that way because they end up thinking I'm this super sociable guy that loves being around people.

I've often said to my brother that being around people is like being on stage performing...acting. When I finally get home I can breathe a sigh of relief that I no longer feel like a spotlight is on me.

I have mates but never invite them over, and if they invite themselves I can never wait on them going home again once they've arrived.

So I suppose my answer is, I tolerate few but distance myself from all.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v338/Jizzlobber/thrupe3t-1.jpg)
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on June 25, 2006, 12:36:17 PM
I've never seen the point in having a favourite pornstar. Once you've seen one pair of breasts and furry mound you've seen em all, unless of course you're into fat chicks or something.

Also...

http://www.getodd.com/stuf/stupid/woodchuck.html
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Post by: McGiver on June 25, 2006, 01:24:08 PM
(http://www.getodd.com/stuf/stupid/woody.jpg)

so your saying this lil guy can chuck 469 butt chords of wood?
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on June 25, 2006, 02:06:03 PM
I'm fucked if I know!? :)
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Post by: McGiver on June 25, 2006, 02:12:23 PM
if i were to literally poke your brains a bit, what would be the best object to use?
what would yield the most information?
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Post by: Hypnotica_Gaze on June 25, 2006, 02:13:59 PM
ME! aint that right Kenny.  ;D
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Post by: Jizz on June 25, 2006, 03:43:06 PM
Actually yes, Andriea.

Since I've told HG everything about myself over the years, I have to be honest and say she knows all the interesting stuff about me, which is a shame because none of it is particularly interesting. She even knows how many pubes I have, and that it isn't curly.

lol, I can bet she even kept the picture.

If, on the other hand, you were to poke my brains with a cake, all you'd get coming out is lines from Vic and Bob and Alan Partridge programs.

And Blazing Saddles.

And The Holy Grail.

And Airplane.

And so on...
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Post by: McGiver on June 25, 2006, 03:46:31 PM
so you like slapstick.

did you ever enjoy the movie History of the World pt.1?
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Post by: Jizz on June 25, 2006, 04:04:44 PM
Spike Milligan throwing dead birds out his cell window and shouting "FLYYYY, THE SKY IS YOUR PLAYGROUND!".

I also liked when the Romans got high while chasing the black guy......"let the coolness floooow to your vertebrae!"

Only watched it the once...or twice maybe though lol. Need to order it off Amazon to be honest!
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Post by: McGiver on June 25, 2006, 04:20:47 PM
its good to be the king.

can you please share with us one of your, one time at band camp... stories?
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Post by: Jizz on June 25, 2006, 04:27:10 PM
I'll answer this once I've been to band camp ;)
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Post by: McGiver on June 25, 2006, 04:57:32 PM
you mentioned before that you were creative.
now tap!
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Post by: McGiver on June 25, 2006, 05:40:37 PM
what is "the bottle" incident?
and
was it a bottle of gentleman jack
single barrell jack
old #7 (classic jack)
or something else entirely


what do you think if i were to get drunk tonight?

i havent been drunk in well over a year, havent had jack in several, but i still have about three gallons in my cupboard.
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Post by: Hypnotica_Gaze on June 25, 2006, 05:44:08 PM
Kennys not gonna share the "bottle" incident details, are you Kenny?  ;)
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Post by: McGiver on June 25, 2006, 05:46:17 PM
not even if i continue poking?
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Post by: Hypnotica_Gaze on June 25, 2006, 05:52:21 PM
It doesnt matter how much or how hard you poke. ;)
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Post by: McGiver on June 25, 2006, 06:11:58 PM
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Post by: Jizz on June 26, 2006, 12:15:32 AM
The only detail I'll give you about the bottle incidient is that it was indeed a bottle of Old No.7, I'll keep the rest between me and Andriea though!

Ummm, as for being creative. I shall link you to my MySpace music page. I uploaded all the tunes on there about a year ago though.

I keep meaning to finish off more tunes (I'm working on two more) but I get lazy as fuck and never finish anything. I have a short attention span so when I come across a problem that I can't figure, I put the programs off and don't go back to them for a few weeks!

These are all just demos and need vocals and shitloads of other stuff added or changed...I recorded it all myself innit, programmed the drum machine, arranged it all played the guitars...the keyboard on the weird atmospheric one...blah blah blah.

http://www.myspace.com/mudkickermusic
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Post by: McGiver on June 26, 2006, 12:30:10 AM
from your eyebrows to your hairline, what is the length of your forehead?
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Post by: peegai on June 26, 2006, 06:13:39 AM
Is there anything at all that's holding you back right now?
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Post by: Jizz on June 26, 2006, 09:44:16 AM
My forehead is roughly two and a half inches...I checked!

Lots of things hold me back right now...some have held me back all my life but some have only recently popped their heads up.

Extremely low self esteem, feeling inadequate when talking to talented or good looking people (male or female), a hatred for my physical appearance (which I've been doing something about for the last 8 or 9 months), lack of interest in 99% of the things I used to class as passions and of course the best one of all...laziness.
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Post by: Hypnotica_Gaze on June 26, 2006, 10:17:41 AM
Kenny is too hard on himself, hence why im present in his life to slap him about and drag him back into reality. :)
Hello!!! the fact im actually present in your life as a close friend shows that your not as bad as you think you are.  ;D
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: McGiver on June 26, 2006, 10:20:55 AM
have you ever smoked  ganja?
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on June 26, 2006, 10:41:46 AM
Hmmmm, not sure I get you...are we talking about the Iranian city or the weed what makes your head go all funny?

I have never visited Iran.

I have smoked hash a few times when I was younger. The first time being in Irvine Precinct in 1993, obviously I coughed half my innards up. Tried it a handful of times after that though, to see what the fuss was about.

It done nothing for me, and I take great pride in refusing it when mates offer me some.

Smoking is a filthy habit and one which I'm glad I don't have!
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Post by: Jizz on June 26, 2006, 10:42:27 AM
And HG, you only say that because you like to have someone to laugh at that's more of a fuck up than anyone else you know! ;)
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Post by: McGiver on June 26, 2006, 10:46:19 AM
is HG a fuckup?

or does she simply hang with fuckups?
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Post by: Jizz on June 26, 2006, 10:58:58 AM
No HG isn't a fuck up. She's just picky about who she talks to that's all...it's a very fine trait and one which I both connect with and admire.

She does seem to be a Freak Magnet though! :)

Freak Magnet by L7

Liars, losers, coming at me
What i need is sanctuary
Minding my own business
Getting in my face
Violating my personal space
Freak magnet
Jerk appeal
Something about you
Is so not right
Nightmare, nightmare
In the daylight
Asking for my number
You wanna give me a call
But i've got your message
Written on the wall
Freak magnet
Jerk appeal
Always bugging me
Why don't you get a clue
'Cause i don't want to
Talk to you
I know that look in your eye
I've seen it before
I've given you all of my change
But you want something more
Freak magnet
Jerk appeal
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: McGiver on June 26, 2006, 11:04:00 AM
would you say that she has maternal instincts with a large percentage of tough love tossed in?
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on June 26, 2006, 11:09:06 AM
I genuinely believe Andriea will make a great mother some day.

She has shitloads of patience for kids and I'd be surprised if she told me she believed beating your child all the time* was a suitable form of discipline.

*I'm part of the "a little clip round the ear never done me no harm" group.
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: McGiver on June 26, 2006, 11:17:40 AM
a few raps on the ass, ok?
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on June 26, 2006, 11:22:57 AM
Yup, I think that's acceptable, but personally I'd opt for the head since the hair can cover the bruises and knuckle marks.
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: McGiver on June 26, 2006, 11:25:08 AM
i have recently discovered 15 minutes sitting section on either side of the davenport.  quietly feet on ground.
one slip up by either of them makes the clock start anew.

do you like to be spanked?
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on June 26, 2006, 11:28:55 AM
I have never had to discipline a child, so my methods of doing so may change when I have some of my own.

I have never been spanked, and have no desire to be.

Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Hypnotica_Gaze on June 26, 2006, 11:36:42 AM
Give it some time. ;D
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Sanityisoverrated on June 26, 2006, 11:37:40 AM
Yup, I think that's acceptable, but personally I'd opt for the head since the hair can cover the bruises and knuckle marks.
Just use foam-coated bats to avoid the bruising.  ;)
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Silk on June 26, 2006, 03:22:47 PM
Why are you not in the chatroom?
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on June 26, 2006, 03:30:04 PM
I didn't realise there was a chatroom?

Insanityisoverrated has obviously used that tactic before! lol.

And HG, the only time someone will ever get to spank me is if they get me totally rat arsed and tied to a big heavy object that I can't move, but since on the extremely rare occasions that I'm with other humans whilst getting rat arsed I tend to keep a watchful eye over everyone, I really doubt that will happen.

Humiliation, even in a very mild form, does nothing for me at all...as you already know my dear ;)
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Hypnotica_Gaze on June 27, 2006, 03:19:13 PM
Indeed i do ;)
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: McGiver on June 27, 2006, 04:11:59 PM
dude, there was about eight of us on chat at once yesterday.
then later on at night i had an intimate chat with three others.

both chat sessions we were making plans for your future, what do you think about that?
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on June 27, 2006, 04:18:00 PM
I think you should save your plan making for Nigel.

Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: McGiver on June 27, 2006, 04:35:36 PM
who is nigel?
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on June 27, 2006, 04:50:54 PM
'Making Plans For Nigel' by XTC

Were only making plans for nigel
We only want whats best for him
Were only making plans for nigel
Nigel just needs this helping hand
And if young nigel says hes happy
He must be happy
He must be happy in his work
Were only making plans for nigel
He has his future in a british steel
Were only making plans for nigel
Nigels whole future is as good as sealed
And if young nigel says hes happy
He must be happy
He must be happy in his work
Nigel is not outspoken
But he likes to speak
And loves to be spoken to
Nigel is happy in his work
Were only making plans for nigel
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: McGiver on June 27, 2006, 04:52:54 PM
stoopid fucking nigel, he never learned.
don't you think he would have been better off if he had only complied?
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on June 27, 2006, 04:55:28 PM
It would have been for the best if he'd kept his paper round until he reitred...simpletons always do paper rounds until they retire, in my experience anyway.
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Hypnotica_Gaze on June 27, 2006, 08:36:11 PM
Kenny, tell them, we have our own "special" plans.
Their plans for you have to be secondary to ours. ;)

Paper rounds, my doggy loves the paperboy, especially trying to drag him through the letterbox. :laugh:
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: McGiver on June 28, 2006, 12:20:36 AM
so was i close?
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on June 28, 2006, 12:38:49 AM
I actually can't remember...I fell asleep within the hour of 12....hmmm.

Also, I shall reveal our secret plans with each other later, Andriea, when I'm not supposed ot be getting ready for work! :D
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: McGiver on June 28, 2006, 10:24:24 AM
what was the first cd you ever bought?
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Lucifer on June 28, 2006, 10:45:56 AM
I think you should save your plan making for Nigel.



top bananananananana song - i luuuurve the drums...   ;D
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on June 28, 2006, 10:54:40 AM
They have another one withn immense huuuuge bouncy bassline, almost as bouncy as a big bouncy thing on springs.

Did you ehar the Primus version of Making Plans For Nigel?
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: McGiver on June 28, 2006, 11:32:24 AM
what was the first cd you ever bought?
you missed one.
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on June 28, 2006, 11:36:14 AM
Aaaaah.

I think the first CD I ever bought was Vulgar Display of Power by Pantera...not sure though :S

I remember the first record I bought was Enter Sandman by Metallica and the first tape was Pornograffitti by Extreme...I later sold that ;)
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: purposefulinsanity on June 28, 2006, 11:39:50 AM
Aaaaah.

I think the first CD I ever bought was Vulgar Display of Power by Pantera...not sure though :S

I remember the first record I bought was Enter Sandman by Metallica and the first tape was Pornograffitti by Extreme...I later sold that ;)

 :D I remember that one- I think I burnt my copy  :D  The shit we'll buy  :o
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: McGiver on June 28, 2006, 11:42:00 AM
nothing by poison, or cinderella?
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on June 28, 2006, 11:48:36 AM
Nah no Poison, although I did have an album of theirs on tape though.....TALK DUUUUURTY TO MEEEE!

I do rather enjoy Long Cold Winter by Cinderella though. I don't own the album though, only have it as a dirty downloaded version. I was quite partial to a bit of Gypsy Road and You Don't Know What You've Got Til It's Gone on a weekend night whilst filled with alcohol.

I have to admit purposeful, there's some really good guitar work on that album by Nuno Bettencourt, it's just a pity there's a few sickeningly cheesy songs on it...stick on Flight of the Wounded Bumblebee!!!
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: McGiver on June 28, 2006, 11:50:24 AM
do you hate axl rose for being such a prick and denying the general public some more of the most absolutly kick ass rock-nroll ever?
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on June 28, 2006, 12:07:32 PM
I hate Axl Rose because his name is an anagram of Oral Sex, plus he added a W at the start so ihis initials spelled WAR. And I don't like his voice much.

What he's doing with that bands name right now is mental...it's not Guns n' Rosed unless there's an excellent rock and roll guitar player with big bushy hair and a top hat onstage with the cig in his mouth too!

I'm actually not a big fan of the band to be honest, although I do like their first album!


Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: McGiver on June 28, 2006, 12:10:40 PM
no fucking way.

the illusion albums were rock solid and kick ass.
axl rose cost me big time.  the band should have put out about 10 solid albums in their first ten years.

his voice is rank, but solid for the style.


who, in your opinion has the greatest rock-n-roll voice of all time.
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on June 28, 2006, 12:14:48 PM
Hmmm, for that syle I'm not really sure as I wouldn't say it was really my area.

I prefer Sebastian Bach, Vince Neil and Jizzy Pearl to be honest.

I take your point about Axls voice being good for that style though....meh. :P
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: McGiver on June 28, 2006, 12:17:19 PM
i would say
frederick mercury, bloke from iron maiden, ozzy, ian astbury, and of course mick jagger.
probably in that order.
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on June 28, 2006, 12:25:42 PM
What do you mean "bloke from Iron Maiden" ?!

Bruce Dickinson is a legendary metal siinger and you can't remember his name?!

Ozzy's overrated...very. Seen him in '95 and also recorded the gig off Radio 1...his singing was terrible listening back.

Freddie looked like a good live performer to be honest. I love Stone Cold Crazy by Queen...and Radio Ga Ga reminds me of childhood and makes me want to cry for some reason...?

They're touring at the end of the year...tickets are ordered but don't have them yet.....:(
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: McGiver on June 28, 2006, 12:29:00 PM
bruce dickenson, my bad and yes i forgot temporarily.

ozzie sounds awesome from the studio.
what, don't you dare to question sir mick jagger?

also, best guitarist ever, only one selection?
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Randy on June 28, 2006, 12:29:49 PM
Why the nickname jizz?
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on June 28, 2006, 12:37:17 PM
I don't know a great deal of their music though so I can't really talk about Mick Jaggers voice, although what I've heard I haven't been overly impressed with :(

Bah.....only one answer?

I'll go for Steve Vai then.

He's technically and creatively perfect. He's also a good performer live, although I haven't had the pleasure of seeing him play.

If you do the whol downloady thing, go check out For the Love of God from the Passion and Warfare album. Got fuckloads of feeling in it, a stunning tune of the highest quality!

And I chose this nickname because it sounds rude and appeals to my childish sense of humour!

It's also a rip off of the song Jizzlobber by Faith No More...I think McJagger already asked me on an earlier page? :D
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: McGiver on June 28, 2006, 12:40:23 PM
Quote
I don't know a great deal of their music though so I can't really talk about Mick Jaggers voice, although what I've heard I haven't been overly impressed with

yeah i am not a huge fan of their hits either.
i love beggars banquet and exile on mainstreet.


kill me for my guitarist selection, but: steve stevens, ala Billy idol.
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Silk on June 28, 2006, 01:33:17 PM
Have you ever wished you could have taken another path in life? And if so what would that path be?
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Lucifer on June 28, 2006, 02:46:15 PM
I saw Motley Crue in Glasgow last year and didn't expect to like them much. Especially when I was in my teens because I was more into Slayer and Megadeth and all the heavier stuff. I really only went to see them because Killing Joke supported them, but I have to admit, I loved them live and would definitely go back and see them! :D

did you know i recorded a single with Youth, a few years back?  AND i'm in one of Queen's videos.

and Stevie Vai - drooooooool!  his playing on "Hina" (david lee roth's "skyscraper" - don't ask) is sublime.
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Post by: Jizz on June 28, 2006, 03:00:03 PM
Hmmm, name me your favourite songs with Steve Stevens playing on them then and I'll get my brother to send me those as well as the earlier Motley Crue albums, over the weekend.

You a fan of ZZ Top at all?

Billy Gibbons guitar work on their albums from teh 70s was total class! If anyone tries telling you Jimi Hendrix was the best guitar player ever, flick your middle finger at them and say "FUCK YOU...HE WASN'T EVEN FIT ENOUGH TO STRING BILLY GIBBONSESES GUITAR!".

I recommend the songs (unless you already have em of course) Cheap Sunglasses, Heard It On the X, La Grange, I'm Bad I'm Nationwide and Beer Drinkers and Hellraisers...if you're interested, which you're probably not :P

As for paths...I wouldn't actually change my actual path. I'd go back to when I was 17 or 18 and kick myself in the arse and learn how to motivate myself rather than thinking things would just fall nice and gently into my lap when I left school. I got into the guitar when I was 13 or 14 but never had the money really to buy good equipment (guitars and amps etc). I finally got a proper job 4 years after leaving school, lol, and got me some good gear (guitar and amp etc ;)), tried getting a band together with a few mates but decided I couldn't be fucked because it meant splaying the pub and club scene and having to compromise with the other band members...and I refuse to compromise when it means we're doing songs that, as the singer said, "will get the lassies up onto the dance floor". My first thought was "I don't give two fucks about getting lassies up onto the dancefloor, I'm doing it because I want to play Static-X songs...FUCK EVERYBODY ELSE!".

Plus he wasn't too good on guitar either, which doesn't help when forming a band really, does it?
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Post by: Jizz on June 28, 2006, 03:02:45 PM
I haven't heard Skyscraper yet.

Have you heard any of hs stuff with Alcatrazz?

Do you know where I can get a copy of Crossroads with Ralph Macchio (Karate Kid) in it, as I've been after it for aaaages, since Steve Vai plays in it...did you know that Ry Cooder plays Ralph Macchios parts? (not naughty parts...guitar parts)

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Post by: Lucifer on June 28, 2006, 03:05:10 PM
isn't crossroads the one with jeff healey in an impossibly white shirt?  or am i thinking of kurt russell?  who cares.

jeff healey - now there's another guitar name.

i haven't heard of the alcatrazz stuff, no, but i shall be heading off towards allofmp3.com to have alisten, and get a cheap version, if it's any good.  ;)  you could try there for crossroads, too.
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Lucifer on June 28, 2006, 03:07:37 PM
wahey - result! (http://music.allofmp3.com/r2/Crossroads/Original_Motion_Picture_Soundtrack/group_6736/album_500/mcatalog.shtml?albref=25)
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on June 28, 2006, 03:18:20 PM
I had to double check, but Jeff Healey was in Roadhouse with Patrick Swayze. The blind guy that played the guitar on his lap (for those that don't know). Weird that because I was trying to remember his name a few days back at work...one of my mates couldn't remember either and we both consider ourselves walking encyclopedias of music lol.

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Post by: Triste on June 28, 2006, 03:42:53 PM
How did you first find out about AS?
How old were you at the time?
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on June 28, 2006, 03:48:55 PM
I found out about AS from HG. And I was 27 at the time...I'm 28 now :P

I don't have AS though.
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: McGiver on June 28, 2006, 04:33:59 PM
your an evil NT.

how do you feel about that?

how do you feel about this:

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i308/snakeskowren/npeterclitaked_desert1.jpg)
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Post by: Hypnotica_Gaze on June 28, 2006, 04:56:27 PM
Evil NT lol
The funny thing is, he may not be considered AS as such, but well he certainly doesnt seem to fit in as an NT either  :laugh:

Kenny.......do you remember the time when we joked about pretending we were an engaged couple so we could go around sampling wedding cakes without looking like weirdos?. ;)

I seen the name Patrick Swayze and i felt vomit at the back of my throat.

When are you bringing out the "special hat" again?. ;D




Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on June 29, 2006, 12:18:14 AM
Hmmm, this will probably be a stupid question, but excuse my thickness...what does NT mean?

And McJagger, I think that picture is a bit weird looking, in a few different ways :D

I think I vaguely remember that conversation, Andriea, we have soooo many random conversations it's hard for me to keep up with them. Didn't that twat Shahbaz try gatecrashing peoples weddings after he walked out of Big Brother? Maybe he'd heard of our plan!?

As for the special hat...you know I only ever drag it out from under my table when I'm feeling particularly saucy. I may just whip it out for you tomorrow night...if you're lucky ;)
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: McGiver on June 29, 2006, 12:21:27 AM
will you bring yourcamara phone, tomorrow night?
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on June 29, 2006, 12:26:01 AM
Probably not, no. Since the camera on my phone is pretty shit, and I don't like taking pictures of myself too often.
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: McGiver on June 29, 2006, 12:27:09 AM
bbbbbut,  the haaaat.
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on June 29, 2006, 12:30:00 AM
It's just a hat though...move along, nothing to see here!
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Draggon on June 29, 2006, 06:40:50 PM
Religion: apathetic, agnostic, atheist, believer?
Do you believe in a higher power?
If so what made you believe in it, what form do you think it takes, what makes you believe it takes that particular form?
If not, how do you feel about the people who do believe, whats your general attitude towards them?
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Hypnotica_Gaze on July 01, 2006, 12:02:10 PM
Im afraid i dont think Jizz will be back, we spoke about it lastnight, but well he felt this place may not be right for him due to the current shennanigans.
However there were people he liked here, and he did enjoy his ask thread. 8)
Maybe he will come back as a guest at some point, but well judging by his doubts lastnight im not very sure.


Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: McGiver on July 01, 2006, 12:16:24 PM
will you tell him that i will set up a tent for him in my backyard if he decides he wants to visit california.

i will let him use my bathroom also.  provided he supplies his own matches. :D
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Hypnotica_Gaze on July 01, 2006, 12:24:59 PM
 ;D
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Post by: Draggon on July 03, 2006, 02:57:10 PM
Im afraid i dont think Jizz will be back, we spoke about it lastnight, but well he felt this place may not be right for him due to the current shennanigans.

what a pussy... ::)
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Lucifer on July 03, 2006, 03:08:39 PM
Im afraid i dont think Jizz will be back, we spoke about it lastnight, but well he felt this place may not be right for him due to the current shennanigans.
However there were people he liked here, and he did enjoy his ask thread. 8)
Maybe he will come back as a guest at some point, but well judging by his doubts lastnight im not very sure.




 :'(

tell him i love/cock/arse/caramelised almond him, then.  would that be a sufficient incentive, do you think?
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: McGiver on July 03, 2006, 05:18:40 PM
it would be for me.
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Hypnotica_Gaze on July 03, 2006, 07:02:45 PM
You would love what he said Lucifer.
His words were pretty much.....

"It seemed like a pretty cool place, some people worth knowing but you know how i am, i joke, i say things and well i couldnt be arsed with some jumped up stupid little prick having a go and calling me to a main event because he cant take a joke or hes got a bee in his bonnet because i slagged his imaginary bird or something, i couldnt be arsed with all that shite, id just laugh my head off and not reply then get called a pussy for the duration of my stay because i dont see the point in replying to childish cunts or fuckwits, or id say some childish then ignore them just to winde them up more."

Kenny just cracks me up, during the whole Omega/Robert thing, Kenny just constantly kept laughing, he was like "is this for real, your not gonna answer these fuckwits are you, dont make long replies explaining yourself, dont waste long posts on them, id personally just say aye i said she looked like a man, because she does, end of you fanny or something to that effect. Short and simple but to the point".

I giggled for ages, hes just like that all the time.
Says little things that arent meant to be funny, but the way he says them just makes you laugh.

Hes a good mate, a very sincere person and honest, but doesnt see the point in confrontation unless its something worth debating over or worth wasting his time and energy over.

He said he thought Mcjagger, Lucifer and Purposeful seemed quite cool.



Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: McGiver on July 03, 2006, 07:20:57 PM
oh no.  me and purposeful insanity and lucifer.

my god what has the world come to?
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Lucifer on July 03, 2006, 08:30:19 PM
You would love what he said Lucifer.

bless him.  all that in one so young, AND stevie vai.  sigh...
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: McGiver on July 11, 2006, 09:56:02 PM
i wish jizz would come back.

i need some advice on music.
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: duncvis on July 12, 2006, 04:27:44 AM
i wish jizz would come back.

i need some advice on music.

Am I not good enough for you now or summat?  :'(

Jizz needs to come back anyway. Anyone cool enough to have a Vic Reeves avatar is okay by me.
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: McGiver on July 12, 2006, 04:28:51 AM
your good enought dunc, and i might add that you seem to be in good spirits this fine day.  is it chronic?
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: duncvis on July 12, 2006, 04:30:58 AM
Not at this time in the morning matey.  >:D

Just in a fucking good mood and blasting out Mortiis - The Smell of Rain helps enormously. Plus I've been getting plenty, which can't hurt...  8) ;D
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: McGiver on July 12, 2006, 04:34:54 AM
you've been getting plenty of this;

(http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_1_76.gif)  ?
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: duncvis on July 12, 2006, 04:37:18 AM
yes.  ::)
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: McGiver on July 12, 2006, 04:45:08 AM
your going to be careful or you might end up with another one of these:


(http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_1_66.gif)  !
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: purposefulinsanity on July 12, 2006, 04:45:58 AM
your going to be careful or you might end up with another one of these:


(http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_1_66.gif)  !

No fucking way  >:D
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: McGiver on July 12, 2006, 04:47:50 AM
But fucking is the way it happens.

(http://www.smileyparadies.de/smilies/sexy/Sexe20.gif)

but only in the missionary position, or, so i've been told.
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: duncvis on July 12, 2006, 04:54:56 AM
your going to be careful or you might end up with another one of these:


(http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_1_66.gif)  !

No fucking way  >:D

what she said.  :o
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: purposefulinsanity on July 12, 2006, 04:55:11 AM
But fucking is the way it happens.

(http://www.smileyparadies.de/smilies/sexy/Sexe20.gif)

but only in the missionary position, or, so i've been told.

depends how you do it though- (http://sargant.com/b3ta/fisting.gif)
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: McGiver on July 12, 2006, 04:55:55 AM
elbow deep.

yeeeoooucha!
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: purposefulinsanity on July 12, 2006, 04:56:46 AM
elbow deep.

yeeeoooucha!

nah its more mmmmmmmmmmmmouch  >:D
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: duncvis on July 12, 2006, 04:58:31 AM
I ssuspect if Jizz knew how badly his thread was being hijacked with smut he would come back to restore its honour.  ;)
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: McGiver on July 12, 2006, 05:01:44 AM
nah, i think he'd say:


(http://users.telenet.be/wopke/Pwned!!/whoop0ag.jpg)


to the shoulder.
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: duncvis on July 12, 2006, 05:07:07 AM
/me forgot to use the 'humour alert' markup again...  :P
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: McGiver on July 12, 2006, 05:08:38 AM
/me forgot to use the 'humour alert' markup again...  :P
me also.   :D
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Eamonn on July 12, 2006, 06:05:03 AM
Im afraid i dont think Jizz will be back, we spoke about it lastnight, but well he felt this place may not be right for him due to the current shennanigans.

what a pussy... ::)

Quoted for truth. 'I like some of you but dont care for the rest or what they say and laugh at them so im going to hide in my cave but not out of fear'. Pull the other one. It reminds me of the girls in primary school who would say 'stick and stones might break my bones but names will never hurt me' Then id call them a bitch and they'd cry anyway.  >:D >:D
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Hypnotica_Gaze on July 12, 2006, 07:29:48 PM
Haha.
Yeah I preferred the oldies who used to say something along the lines of, "now son if they hit you, you turn around and you smack the little bastard back as hard as you can in the face, make sure you break his nose, nursery rhymes are for gays".  ;)
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Leto729 on September 02, 2006, 06:01:04 AM
So how have You been Jizz?
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: McGiver on September 02, 2006, 06:02:27 AM
how could you?
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Leto729 on September 02, 2006, 06:04:57 AM
how could you?
Why not I had to ask. ;D
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: esme456 on September 02, 2006, 06:41:22 AM
Are and HG 'together' or have you ever been?

Nessa   :)
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: esme456 on September 02, 2006, 07:06:29 AM
Dum de dum de dum......

What do you have to do to get a GENUINE answer around this place??   >:D
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: McGiver on September 02, 2006, 08:21:27 AM

links to DJ Roflcopter's back catalogue anyway:

Skunk 'n' Cider mix (http://spudboy.duncsdrivel.biz/skunkncider.mp3) (psychedelic/ambient/goa)
Insomniacs WTF mix (http://spudboy.duncsdrivel.biz/InsomniacsWTFMix.mp3) (shorter mix cos it was my first, post-punk through to electronica)
Intensity Ginseng Mix (http://spudboy.duncsdrivel.biz/ginseng.mp3) (eclectic, punkish, high energy mix for McJagger's birthday)
Straight Outta Skipton mix (http://spudboy.duncsdrivel.biz/straightouttaskipton.mp3) (hip-hop Roflcopter style)

knock yerself out.

fizz check these out.  you might enjoy them.  they are mixes from our resident computer dork , Dunc.
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on September 02, 2006, 02:39:13 PM
Hmmmmm ok, my lazy eye must be lazier than I realised lol....

Why do you ask about HG and I? ;)

HG has a bullshit detector that I love. If she says you're a cunt then you probably need to look at your own personality rather than calling her a bitch or whatever. It really IS that simple. YOU NO TALK SHIT SHE NO CALL YOU A CUNT.

Oi McJagger, I respect the creative types, so Dunc may bukkake me if he wants...does that make you jealous at all?

Hmmmmmmmm, I'll try answer why I left in the first place.

HG said she was leaving because of a situation that came up on here.  was also thinking along the same lineas anyway because particular things were said that had me laughing. Some people seemed to take this whole internet forum thing way too serious. The MAIN EVENT section is where I will most probably get my laughs. I have a love/hate relationship with the people that take these places too serious. One day they are my source of entertainment, the next day they are the source of my ultimate frustration. So I got dizzy and deleted my account.

I came back because HG (or Andriea as she allows me to call her) kept on about this and that and whatever...plus Dunc got in touch with me through another site..........I decided I wanted to vent some childish humour on another place......so 'here I am' (Skid Row song that...off the Skid Row album I do believe!) ;)


Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on September 02, 2006, 02:40:53 PM
Eamonn , I don't fear people. I'm just easily irritated by them and I don't like being irritated.....usually.
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: duncvis on September 02, 2006, 02:44:53 PM
Thanks for the kind offer matey, but I'll pass the honour to mcjagger, since he seems keen to season your prime ayrshire steakiness. ;)
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: esme456 on September 02, 2006, 02:46:56 PM
I asked because it's an 'Ask me anything' thread

A simple yes or no would have sufficed   ;)

As it is I'm still no clearer as to the answer  ::)

Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on September 02, 2006, 02:53:53 PM
lol Dunc...lemme hear yer tunes then if you make any :P Got a band page on MySpace or anything?

As for HG and I....we're good mates :P
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: duncvis on September 02, 2006, 02:56:01 PM
Just the mixes McJ linked to further up the threads at the moment - I'm tinkering at the moment though, so there may be well be some tunes at a Myspace/last.fm stream near you soonish.  ;D
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on September 02, 2006, 03:04:28 PM
lol you should link me as I have lazy eyes and miss everything!!!! :P
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: duncvis on September 02, 2006, 03:05:46 PM
http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?topic=617.msg43655#msg43655
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on September 02, 2006, 03:09:45 PM
Ah fuck, my own thread lol...ok, I'll go listen lol :D

I'm sticking off AC/DC by the way, so this stuff of yours better be good or I will break something in my bedroom.
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: duncvis on September 02, 2006, 03:13:32 PM
I'm honoured. ;) go for the ginseng mix first then.
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Post by: Jizz on September 02, 2006, 03:19:52 PM
I'm listening to the first one McJagger linked to.

Good stuff.

I seem to go more for the imagination and effort more than anything to be honest. I can picture this tune being on the FIFA games for the PlayStation lol...know when you're skimming through the American leagues looking for a bargain? (A. Begg in FIFA 99 was the best I ever found! ;))

I'll need to add some of my rough stuff to my MySpace page so people hear I'm actually doing things now and then lol.

What programs do you use?
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on September 02, 2006, 03:31:45 PM
DUNC, YOU JUST ADDED OZRICS TO THAT TRACK!!!!!????!!!!!!!!

Pungent Effulgent I believe ;)
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: duncvis on September 02, 2006, 03:42:09 PM
DUNC, YOU JUST ADDED OZRICS TO THAT TRACK!!!!!????!!!!!!!!

Pungent Effulgent I believe ;)

White Rhino Tea.  ;D

keep listening. plenty good shit for chilling out to.  8)
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on September 02, 2006, 03:49:45 PM
Argh, Strangeitude! lol.

I'm actually ashamed of myself because I've had White Rhino Tea on my MySpace page! lol.

Still got the tune playing lol.....it's long enough! ;)

I love the production on the drums for Sploosh! by the way :P
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: duncvis on September 02, 2006, 04:14:09 PM
Sploosh! is a fucking good track. Got to agree with you on that one.  8)

What programs do you use?

Audacity, for the mixes. I'm currently playing with Hydrogen (quality open source drum machine package) and LMMS (a Linux sampler).
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Hypnotica_Gaze on September 02, 2006, 05:28:14 PM
You shouldnt have left in the first place as i kept saying!
Im glad i have suceeded in persuading you to come back. ;D
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Tom/Mutate on September 03, 2006, 04:12:38 AM
Jizz,

Have you see many bands live?  If so, what was your favourite gig to go to?
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on September 03, 2006, 04:56:50 AM
You have your ways HG ;)

Yes, I've been to many gigs since my first in 1993.

I don't think I can choose one gig in particular. Static-X were excellent at the Carling Academy in 2004. Motley Crue were surprisingly good last year at the SECC, as were Rammstein.

Bands that never let me down live though are Iron Maiden, Slayer and Megadeth.

Audacity Dunc, never used it.

I bought Reason 3 just after Christmas this year and play around with it every now and then. It seems good, but I have no patience when it comes to learning more about the programs. I also got bored of Cubase because of that lol...I used Cubase to make the one called Submarine. Interesting fact number 402 :P

I updated my music page on MySpace with two tunes I've been messing with on and off all year. Dunno when and if I'll finish them but these were done with Reason 3...all from my own brains and played by my own hands (which is why it sounds so shit!) lol

http://www.myspace.com/mudkickermusic

EDIT - For some reason it's telling me the songs can't be found? Maybe you'll need to wait a while for them to appear, I dunno lol
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: duncvis on September 03, 2006, 05:02:02 AM
Cool. I like the street lights demo, haven't heard the others yet.  8)

Do you like Boards of Canada? I'm slightly obsessed with them at the moment.
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on September 03, 2006, 05:11:19 AM
I liked Campfire Headphase but haven't had it on my PC for aaaaaaages. Recommend a few other similar bands I may not know of?

I liked a DJ Shadow song...Building Steam From A Grain of Sand?

The nice wee piano part in it reminded me of winter for some reason lol.
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: McGiver on September 03, 2006, 05:22:15 AM
do they have girlscouts in the UK?

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Post by: McGiver on September 03, 2006, 06:22:43 AM
hey you like links.
i have assembled some personalized avatars in a thread for I² members, this is for you:

http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?topic=1244.15
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on September 03, 2006, 08:15:44 AM
Yup, they have girl scouts in the UK and that avatar idea makes me look all whatsitcalled...EMO!
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: McGiver on September 03, 2006, 08:17:10 AM
Yup, they have girl scouts in the UK and that avatar idea makes me look all whatsitcalled...EMO!

i think it looks a little ghey, but mostly just withdrawn, unemotional, fuck-off-itude-ish-ness.
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on September 03, 2006, 08:33:35 AM
Well I do feel rather like that today to be honest, so it may just work! ;)
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Hypnotica_Gaze on September 03, 2006, 07:51:04 PM
yes Kenny it totally works. ;)

you on earlys or lates this week?
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: McGiver on September 03, 2006, 09:42:56 PM
fizz i am drunk, right now.

spent all day doing my fantasy dfootball draft (NFL).  sam friends (12) for the past 1 years.

i drank about 8 red bulls and half a gallon of ketel one vodka.

i get all jittery, then drunk, then jittery, then drunk.
i haven't gotten drunk for several months, only 3 times 9in the past year.

is there anything i can do to feel better tomorrow morning?
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on September 04, 2006, 02:16:42 AM
Aye Andriea lates it this for me this week. The wonderful feeling of dragging my arse out of bed every night at half 11 to go watch bottles be filled with WKD Blue or some other shit that neds drink excites me so much that I almost eat my own arms...almost! ;)

What to do to make yourself feel better in the morning McJagger?

Get up and eat breakfast, fill your stomach with foooooooooood, even if it's just a piece of bread. And have a cup of tea or coffee, then for the rest of the day drink water until dinner time!
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Leto729 on September 04, 2006, 02:38:39 AM
Jizz I have drunk so much beer in My Life I can not shake a stick at the bottles. I drank everyday for eight long years it was depressing to say in the least. I still do drink here and there when I am bored or other wise not feeling right Myself. How do You get over it for Yourself that is the question I should be asking You?

I am right now drinking Myself my sixth beer tonight.
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Lucifer on September 04, 2006, 02:40:27 AM
fried egg sandwich, with loads of salt, pepper and tomato sauce - kill or cure.  and they're yummy, anyway.

and water before you go to bed.  and vitamin C.  better still, don't drink yourself into oblivion in the first place...  ::)
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on September 04, 2006, 03:33:27 AM
Aye, I'd agree. Don't drink!

It's ok for McJagger though since he doesn't do it all the time.....just fill your stomach with food when you get up, even if you have to force it down over a 2 hour period! :D
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Leto729 on September 04, 2006, 03:58:46 AM
Aye, I'd agree. Don't drink!

It's ok for McJagger though since he doesn't do it all the time.....just fill your stomach with food when you get up, even if you have to force it down over a 2 hour period! :D
I told You the truth Jizz I have been drinking on My 8th one tonight to agree to don't drink is not everything. What would though get You to stop drinking in the end. I don't do it every night Myself anymore but I still do drink I face it every time I go out to get those beers You see. That is apart of Living Life is it not Jizz?

It is not they We agree not to drink it matters in the end if We what to or need to drink?

If We drink for the fun of it and not to hide behind Ourselves that is up to Us to decide is it not?

I have copulated the reasons why Myself why I do it Myself have You?

You must decide Yourself nobody else can decide but You.

I am not a member of AA or any organization I just speak the truth as I see it Jizz.
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Post by: Lucifer on September 04, 2006, 04:57:30 AM
I told You the truth Jizz I have been drinking on My 8th one tonight to agree to don't drink is not everything. What would though get You to stop drinking in the end. I don't do it every night Myself anymore but I still do drink I face it every time I go out to get those beers You see. That is apart of Living Life is it not Jizz?

It is not they We agree not to drink it matters in the end if We what to or need to drink?

If We drink for the fun of it and not to hide behind Ourselves that is up to Us to decide is it not?

I have copulated the reasons why Myself why I do it Myself have You?

You must decide Yourself nobody else can decide but You.

I am not a member of AA or any organization I just speak the truth as I see it Jizz.

kevv, this post - especially the highlighted bit - is the best advert for teetotalism i've ever seen - what the FUCK are you on about?!!

 :laugh:

+1 for the most bewildering post i have ever read, AND one of the most hilarious!   :laugh:

(sorry, cos i know you're trying to be serious...)
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: McGiver on September 04, 2006, 07:13:44 AM
kevv wrote this:

Quote
I have copulated the reasons why Myself why I do it Myself have You?

i agree with lucifer +1.
but fizz, what does this phrase mean to you?
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on September 04, 2006, 11:14:48 AM
To be honest, I have no fucking idea lol.

I read through that with a frown :D

I drink because after a long week at work I like ot chill out, it helps me chill out. Even though recently it's been boring me rigid.
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: McGiver on September 04, 2006, 11:15:52 AM
how about one weekend is booze then the next is weed?
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on September 04, 2006, 12:59:04 PM
No weed at all!

Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: McGiver on September 04, 2006, 02:11:25 PM
one weekend booze and the next metal.
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Leto729 on September 04, 2006, 02:26:50 PM
I could not come up with a better word than "copulated" remember I was on My 8 th beer then at that time. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: McGiver on September 04, 2006, 02:27:30 PM
do you know what copulated means?
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Post by: Leto729 on September 04, 2006, 02:42:43 PM
do you know what copulated means?
Yeah now I can not remember the word that I was trying to come up with anymore. ::)
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Lucifer on September 05, 2006, 01:47:33 AM
do you know what copulated means?
Yeah now I can not remember the word that I was trying to come up with anymore. ::)

contemplated?  considered?
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: McGiver on September 05, 2006, 03:49:06 AM
but the word copulated is so sweet.
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Post by: purposefulinsanity on September 05, 2006, 05:06:19 AM
I could not come up with a better word than "copulated" remember I was on My 8 th beer then at that time. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

I suspected as much  :laugh:
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Leto729 on September 05, 2006, 09:35:24 AM
do you know what copulated means?
Yeah now I can not remember the word that I was trying to come up with anymore. ::)

contemplated?  considered?
That maybe what it was.
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: McGiver on September 05, 2006, 01:23:32 PM
Jizz,
are you yet ready to discuss the bottle incident?
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Hypnotica_Gaze on September 05, 2006, 05:09:44 PM
 :laugh:
"fannysella"  ;)
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on September 06, 2006, 02:15:18 AM
lol the bottle incident, I forgot about that!

Ummmmmmm, OK, a woman who shall go only by the name of Fanny Seller (let's add Distressed to the start of that given her age and that she's had a couple of kids) used to message me on two sites that Andriea was also part of. She'd go on webcam and start sucking off bottles and flashing her breasticles. Me being the way I am, found it more amusing than erotic and had a good chuckle at her carry on.

Funniest thing though was when I'd tell Andriea and she'd be saying "tell her to fuck off then!". One day she'd had enough of my whining and decided to stomp her authority all over my profiles by having little digs (well, when  I say little digs, I mean she was whacking the shovel into the ground and jumping on it with both feet then throwing the muck all over the woman!).

The woman stopped after that :D
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: McGiver on September 06, 2006, 05:13:57 AM
now was that so hard?


you and HG are mates.  but have you ever had the opportunity to suck on her tongue?
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on September 06, 2006, 10:15:44 AM
I just prefer being all sort of mysterious which is why I never told you before. Make you all think it was something waaaay more exciting than it actually was! :D

And, no I have never had the opportunity to suck on HGs tongue.
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: McGiver on September 06, 2006, 10:24:30 AM
i was asking because i think her tongue may cut like a knife.

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Post by: Jizz on September 06, 2006, 10:57:42 AM
She'll, no doubt, agree with you on that ;)
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: McGiver on September 06, 2006, 11:05:18 AM
do you think she is cute?

(http://usera.imagecave.com/aevalone/Picture36-copy.jpg)

she is from america but finds foreign accents very sexy.  and a member of I².
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on September 06, 2006, 11:38:45 AM
Aye she's cute :P

Should I fear her?

Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: McGiver on September 06, 2006, 01:15:56 PM
no way.  you should ask her questions...

especially with your best cockney accent.

her name is aeveone, her ask me thread is called: ask me stuffs.
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Post by: Hypnotica_Gaze on September 06, 2006, 10:36:29 PM
Yes i at times can indeed have the forked tongue of a poisonous viper, but well i was a child of V ;) anyways if people are stupid enough to fuck with me or someone they know i care about or have respect for then they deserve all they get (not many have been that stupid though), i dont do backstabbing id rather look someone straight in the eyes, say my peice then stick the knife right into their jugular, no bullshit, no fake two-faced nonsense and no denial afterwards, which pretty much anyone who knows me or knows of me is aware of.  :angel:

So Kenny "special" hat friday, whens the next event? ;)

Ive got some stuff for you but i will catch you later on msn. :)


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Post by: Jizz on September 07, 2006, 03:18:45 AM
Nothing wrong with being a feisty one, as long as you know when to stop kicking people in the head...I normally stop after they're eyes roll into the back of their head because they've swallowed their tongue ;)

Special hat Friday...I prefer to keep you on your toes Andriea, never know when I shall appear with the ultimate aphrodisiac known to womankind! ;)

This "stuff" sounds interesting, Is it pictures of those 12 inch "toys" you bought recently? ;)

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Post by: Hypnotica_Gaze on September 07, 2006, 11:56:26 AM
You'll see. ;D
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Post by: QuirkyCarla on September 07, 2006, 09:09:52 PM
So, are you going to ask Aevel out?
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: lilia on September 07, 2006, 09:28:59 PM
I just looked in here and saw my picture.  I was confused and thought I'd ended up in my own Ask thread or something and didn't know why I was being told to ask myself out. 
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Post by: QuirkyCarla on September 07, 2006, 09:29:40 PM
I just looked in here and saw my picture.  I was confused and thought I'd ended up in my own Ask thread or something and didn't know why I was being told to ask myself out. 

 :laugh:
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on September 08, 2006, 03:21:29 AM
So, are you going to ask Aevel out?

Yes, I have arranged to meet Aeval tonight just outside the Odeon picture house in Ayr at half 7. We shall go for a romantic walk along the beach and take in the beautiful Ayr shore scenery with all the other young lovers there. It's such a lovely little spot too, always vibrant and colourful with plenty of new people to meet and be friends with. Just take a look at this site to see the people I just adore the thought of mingling with... http://www.ayrshore.com/ (check out the picture section called 'cruise').

No offence, Quirky, but a silly question deserves a silly answer :P

Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: McGiver on September 08, 2006, 10:02:17 AM
I just looked in here and saw my picture.  I was confused and thought I'd ended up in my own Ask thread or something and didn't know why I was being told to ask myself out. 

i didn't know that i was asking him in his ask thread to ask you out.

i thought i would start off trying to get you (Aeval) a voice clip, then voice chat, then the kinky stuff.
just trying to help the 'good' ones.
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on September 08, 2006, 10:12:38 AM
Well you know how those things go, McJagger. First it's an awkward giggle and a "hi", 20 minutes later the women are all "so yeah....when are you going to send me naked pictures". It does get oh so tiring after a while! ;)
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: McGiver on September 08, 2006, 10:13:56 AM
oh and the fhair flipping and sideways glances.

yeah it gets tiring, but then i get a hardon and cannot help myself.
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: McGiver on September 08, 2006, 10:26:39 AM
would you record yourself reading this little excerpt:


When the mystery of the connection goes, love goes.  It's that simple.  This suggests that it isn't love that is so important to us but the mystery itself.  The love connection may be merely a device to put us in contact with the mystery, and we long for love to last so that the ecstacy of being near the mystery will last.  It is contrary to the nature of mystery to stand still.  Yet it's always there, somewhere, a world on the other side of the mirror (or the Camel pack), a promise in the next pair of eyes that smile at us.  We glimpse it when we stand still. 

The romance of new love, the romance of solitude, the romance of objecthood, the romance of ancient pyramids and distant stars are means of making contact with the mystery.  When it comes to perpetuating it, however, I got no advice.  But I can and will remind you of the two most important facts that I know:

(1) Everything is part of it.

(2)  It's never too late to have a happy childhood.


?????????????????????????????????????????????????????



thank you for your support.
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: lilia on September 08, 2006, 10:28:04 AM

?????????????????????????????????????????????????????

thank you for your support.

It's Tom Robbins!  He's a wonderful writer.
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on September 08, 2006, 10:31:08 AM
lol McJagger.

Naaaaaaah, ye can't make me....NEVER, I'LL NEVER GIVE IN!
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: McGiver on September 08, 2006, 10:32:21 AM
you bastard.

i know what's up and don't think i don't.

you are secretly having a voice clip tryst with Aeval and you won't tell me so i won't be privvy to any of the details.

bastard!
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Post by: Callaway on September 08, 2006, 10:32:47 AM
lol McJagger.

Naaaaaaah, ye can't make me....NEVER, I'LL NEVER GIVE IN!

Hypnotica Gaze could make him, McJagger, don't you think?

 :angel:
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on September 08, 2006, 10:36:55 AM
Yes, we are sending each other clips in our sexiest huskiest voices saying "hahahaha if only McJagger could hear us right now, he'd LOL!"
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: McGiver on September 08, 2006, 10:43:16 AM
id be like, "hey i just Loled."
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on September 08, 2006, 10:56:48 AM
Hey Jizz, do you like your new CDs that you got this morning?
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on September 08, 2006, 10:57:11 AM
Why yes LOL...how did you know I got new CDs through this morning?
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on September 08, 2006, 10:57:39 AM
I'm only your postman you silly sod?!
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on September 08, 2006, 10:57:52 AM
OH LOL!
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: McGiver on September 08, 2006, 10:59:24 AM
Jizz,
what new CD's did you get this morning and where do you purchase them from?
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on September 08, 2006, 11:00:57 AM
How did you know I got new CDs through this morning?
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: McGiver on September 08, 2006, 11:01:39 AM
i have ESPn!
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on September 08, 2006, 11:03:15 AM
I got two Ozric Tentacles albums a Boards of Canada album and EP, by the way :P
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: McGiver on September 08, 2006, 11:04:13 AM
have you checked out the sex forum here, at I², lately.

its actually gotten quite entertaining...
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on September 08, 2006, 11:07:01 AM
Is it just like one big game of spin the bottle in there?
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: McGiver on September 08, 2006, 11:10:27 AM
nah.

one member posted a picture of his dick.  i think the members name is DICK.

so i posted mine.

there are conversations about:
* inexperienced people
* real looking sex dolls
* aspies that are easy
* Bisexuality
* more

not enough about cuningulus though.
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on September 08, 2006, 11:29:41 AM
It all sounds a bit racey.

Will I blush if I go for a look?
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: McGiver on September 08, 2006, 11:31:08 AM
no, your normal expression will suffice.

(looks at jizz's avatar, again)
yep, what i saiud.
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on September 08, 2006, 11:41:36 AM
That's my "money shot" you know!
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: duncvis on September 08, 2006, 11:41:49 AM
I got two Ozric Tentacles albums a Boards of Canada album and EP, by the way :P

you have excellent taste sir.
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: McGiver on September 08, 2006, 11:42:41 AM
your money!

anyone up for vegas, baby!
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on September 08, 2006, 11:54:41 AM
Thanks Dunc, for your info I got Geogaddi and Trans Canada Highway, Erpland and Jurassic Shift :)

Who needs Vegas...we have BLACKPOOL!!!
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: duncvis on September 08, 2006, 11:56:26 AM
Good picks.  8)
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on September 08, 2006, 11:57:41 AM
I meant to add that I'm still waiting on a few other Ozric albums plus Campfire Headphase mwahahahaaa :D
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: duncvis on September 08, 2006, 12:02:47 PM
Campfire Headphase is pretty good. Boc Maxima is the one I listen to most though. :)
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Hypnotica_Gaze on September 08, 2006, 01:07:26 PM
Kenny its Friday ;)
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on September 08, 2006, 01:17:30 PM
It is...are you asking for a particular type of thrill from me then?

One which has you wriggling in your chair? :P
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: QuirkyCarla on September 08, 2006, 01:25:47 PM
So, are you going to ask Aevel out?

Yes, I have arranged to meet Aeval tonight just outside the Odeon picture house in Ayr at half 7. We shall go for a romantic walk along the beach and take in the beautiful Ayr shore scenery with all the other young lovers there. It's such a lovely little spot too, always vibrant and colourful with plenty of new people to meet and be friends with. Just take a look at this site to see the people I just adore the thought of mingling with... http://www.ayrshore.com/ (check out the picture section called 'cruise').

No offence, Quirky, but a silly question deserves a silly answer :P



It was a more interesting response than I thought I would get.  ;D
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on September 08, 2006, 01:33:10 PM
:D
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Hypnotica_Gaze on September 08, 2006, 01:45:44 PM
 :angel:
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on September 08, 2006, 04:11:44 PM
That angel emoticon should really be replaced with a little devilish one ;)
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: McGiver on September 08, 2006, 06:37:01 PM
So, are you going to ask Aevel out?

Yes, I have arranged to meet Aeval tonight just outside the Odeon picture house in Ayr at half 7. We shall go for a romantic walk along the beach and take in the beautiful Ayr shore scenery with all the other young lovers there. It's such a lovely little spot too, always vibrant and colourful with plenty of new people to meet and be friends with. Just take a look at this site to see the people I just adore the thought of mingling with... http://www.ayrshore.com/ (check out the picture section called 'cruise').

No offence, Quirky, but a silly question deserves a silly answer :P


It was a more interesting response than I thought I would get.  ;D
Jizz is da bomb.

we can call him Jizz Bomb.

do you know what a Jizz Bomb is?

Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on September 08, 2006, 06:38:59 PM
Hurrah for edits! ;)
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: McGiver on September 08, 2006, 06:42:40 PM
better?
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Hypnotica_Gaze on September 08, 2006, 07:04:50 PM
You know me all too well Jizz. ;D
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on September 08, 2006, 07:18:54 PM
That is very true HG ;)

McJagger, I think a Jizz bomb is a big bomb filled with some stuff also known as Jizz. And it can be dropped over lots of countries and it drowns people...even old people!
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: McGiver on September 08, 2006, 08:52:22 PM
nope.  old people are immune to the jizz-type-stuff.
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on September 09, 2006, 02:08:52 PM
They survive because their lungs are made of iron, meaning they don't absorb the jizz which would leak into their bloodstream...which is bad. Thank the lord for cigarette addiction!
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: McGiver on September 09, 2006, 02:43:39 PM
yes, my good man, tar saves lives.
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on September 09, 2006, 03:09:15 PM
Did you know that it was a Scotsman that invented tar?

I don't think he's to blame for lung cancer though?
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: purposefulinsanity on September 10, 2006, 10:24:29 AM
All your talk of biscuits last night got me wondering- what should go with a biscuit, tea or coffee?  And do you dunk?
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: McGiver on September 10, 2006, 10:26:44 AM
is a buscuit something served with butter and jam, sometimes gravy.  or is it equivelant to an american donut?
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: purposefulinsanity on September 10, 2006, 10:27:33 AM
is a buscuit something served with butter and jam, sometimes gravy.  or is it equivelant to an american donut?

neither- its a cookie, although cookies are really just one type of biscuit :P
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: McGiver on September 10, 2006, 10:28:57 AM
in america we toss our cookies=vomit
or
drop a buscuit=shit

Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: purposefulinsanity on September 10, 2006, 10:30:53 AM
in america we toss our cookies=vomit
or
drop a buscuit=shit



Thanks for sharing  :laugh:
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Hypnotica_Gaze on September 10, 2006, 11:17:49 AM
Kenny i know this is a sensitive topic for both of us....but....would you like to share how you genuinely feel about the making so many items that previously werent, now fat free, low fat, low sugar, low calories, and making chocolate bars and the like smaller in order to try cut obesity rates and prevent people getting fatter etc etc, ie our food intake being controlled due to certain groups of individuals.
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Hypnotica_Gaze on September 10, 2006, 11:19:27 AM
For those observing, yes Kenny and i love our grub. ;D
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: McGiver on September 10, 2006, 11:29:50 AM
Kenny i know this is a sensitive topic for both of us....but....would you like to share how you genuinely feel about the making so many items that previously werent, now fat free, low fat, low sugar, low calories, and making chocolate bars and the like smaller in order to try cut obesity rates and prevent people getting fatter etc etc, ie our food intake being controlled due to certain groups of individuals.

but people who smoke switch to lights and then they smoke twice as muce. i wonder if the same premise would work with food?
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on September 10, 2006, 01:19:30 PM
Kenny i know this is a sensitive topic for both of us....but....would you like to share how you genuinely feel about the making so many items that previously werent, now fat free, low fat, low sugar, low calories, and making chocolate bars and the like smaller in order to try cut obesity rates and prevent people getting fatter etc etc, ie our food intake being controlled due to certain groups of individuals.

I have the sudden urge to type this reply in CAPITALS!!!!!!

Oh god Andriea, you've just wound me up...and then some!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;)

I have nothing against healthier substitutes being made available for those that are determined to have the "perfect" body or whatever superficial shite is running through their shallow little brains but I am totally against being given no choice whatsoever when it comes to my eating habits. If I want to pour bowls of FULL FAT custard (both instant AND ready made for they are both as tasty as each other) into my gob washed down by FULL FAT Pepsi or Dr. Pepper then  I should be left to get on with it. I don't want to drink the crap filled with saccharin because it tastes like shit!

Unfortunately we live with fuckwits that don't actually know an apple from their elbow and happily ignore they're crap diet and still expect 5 star treatment at the local hospital for when they're in too shit a state to actually do anything about their lardy fat arses...or they moan continuously about being overweight and unhappy yet do fuck all about it.

AYE IT'S YOUR BIG BONES THAT FORCE YOU TO EAT PIES ALL DAY YOU FAT BASTARD.

It's because of those people that the rest of us have to live with these silly ideas. Learn some will power you weak tossers!

PS - I decided that, after living for quite a few years at a whopping 16 stone, that I'd had enough. I bought an exercise bike and gradually phased out most of the crap from my diet. It wasn't easy, no, but I am now down to 13 1/2 stone with a little yet to lose.

So I know what I'm talking about.

:D





Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: duncvis on September 10, 2006, 02:38:11 PM
Its the pies that force me to eat them all day, actually. Whispering to me, the cunning little bastards.  ;D

(I was 13 1/2 stone once after I'd been poorly.... I will never see it again, although I hope to be able to see my feet when standing up in the near future. Seductive pastry covered bastards)
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on September 10, 2006, 04:30:56 PM
Well, I haven't been poorly. I was just a greedy idle bastard.

I'm definitely not a health freak though, my diet could still be a lot better but meh, it has improved enough for now.

Pies are good though......very good! :D
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Hypnotica_Gaze on September 10, 2006, 06:08:05 PM
So can i convince you to sign my petition i plan to make, complaining to cadburys and the like about making their chocolate bars and stuff smaller etc. ;)

It really pisses me off when i pick up a packet of flakes and theyre smaller than they were a few weeks ago, or i go to grab something and all of a sudden its half fat, less calories and lower sugar etc, i mean its not fair changing the products like that, taking our choice away.

Im a size 6 and im not exactly 20stone fuck sake i hardly need half fat, and the like and dont dare take my sugar away from me or your gonna see the biggest mass murder of all time, i think id beat some genocide stats. ;D

Could you imagine me without my sugar fix Kenny!? :angel:

I am also a greedy bastard, however im a greedy bastard who confuses people which is even more fun. :P

Kenny when are you getting the big news?
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: McGiver on September 10, 2006, 10:38:09 PM
 think we should all establish a time (within the next week or so), and have a drunken chat conversation, with several members of I² participating.

shots every ten minutes and a cold beer always in hand (or wine).

we can name a designated log saver, who will post the declining results of the entire session.  that way, the next day, we can all use the blushing emoticon, frequently.

and, we should remember that this is Intensity².  so no holds barred.

also, clothing is optional.




who would be interested in this?

perhaps next sunday between 10pm and midnight british time.

that means i would be drinking by about two in the afternoon.



next sunday sept 18.  would you be interested?
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on September 11, 2006, 11:36:25 AM
So can i convince you to sign my petition i plan to make, complaining to cadburys and the like about making their chocolate bars and stuff smaller etc. ;)

It really pisses me off when i pick up a packet of flakes and theyre smaller than they were a few weeks ago, or i go to grab something and all of a sudden its half fat, less calories and lower sugar etc, i mean its not fair changing the products like that, taking our choice away.

Im a size 6 and im not exactly 20stone fuck sake i hardly need half fat, and the like and dont dare take my sugar away from me or your gonna see the biggest mass murder of all time, i think id beat some genocide stats. ;D

Could you imagine me without my sugar fix Kenny!? :angel:

I am also a greedy bastard, however im a greedy bastard who confuses people which is even more fun. :P

Kenny when are you getting the big news?

You show me where I need to sign the thing Andriea. I'll even get all EMO on their asses and sign it with blood right out my freshly cut arm! :D

Hmmm, you without your sugar? I think, in a slightly perverse way, I want to be there to witness that :D

As for the big news, I'm not sure. The deadline for people wanting voluntary redundancy came and went on Friday, no-one put their name up. Sooooooooo, I'm thinking it could be this Thursday although no-one has actually said. I still say I'm high on the "you can fuck off now Kenny, you've had long enough!" list though lol :D

As for McJaggers idea, I MAY come in. I'll be off on Friday and also the Monday (job or no job) and so may actually buy some alcohol especially.....MAYBE! :P
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: McGiver on September 11, 2006, 11:41:51 AM
so that would be a definate maybe?
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: BadgerTom on September 11, 2006, 11:43:15 AM
hmmmmmmmm

(http://pic.piczo.com/img/i131110572_95920_2.gif)
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on September 11, 2006, 11:44:17 AM
Can't make up my mind.

What I do know though is that I'm not sure yet!

I may just surprise you though ;)
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: BadgerTom on September 11, 2006, 11:45:22 AM
stranger things have happened

Johhny Depp with a toothbrush covered in Jam for starters...

may the Gods bless Hywel Bound & ALL HIS LITTLE WIZZARDS
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: McGiver on September 11, 2006, 11:46:45 AM
are you HG's lapdog?
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: BadgerTom on September 11, 2006, 11:56:38 AM
HG ?
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: purposefulinsanity on September 11, 2006, 11:57:33 AM
HG ?

I'll give you a clue- scroll up and look at the user names  :P  Well that might have worked if your massive signature hadn't made this thread go onto another page  :laugh:  (Are the huge signatures some kind of autosuggestion btw?)
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: McGiver on September 11, 2006, 11:58:31 AM
on the previous page?
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: purposefulinsanity on September 11, 2006, 11:59:42 AM
on the previous page?

Yeah I just edited- noobs with their huge signatures  ::)
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: BadgerTom on September 11, 2006, 12:01:39 PM
but can i be bothered just tell me please ?
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on September 11, 2006, 12:02:15 PM
Yes, McJagger.

I'm a very weak male that has no mind of his own and is nothing more than a puppet on the end of one of HGs strings :P
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: purposefulinsanity on September 11, 2006, 12:02:24 PM
but can i be bothered just tell me please ?

ffs I offered you a blowjob, what more do you want?
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: BadgerTom on September 11, 2006, 12:02:56 PM
on the previous page?

Yeah I just edited- noobs with their huge signatures ::)


awww she's not very subtle is she eh...

























































































8)
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: BadgerTom on September 11, 2006, 12:03:26 PM
but can i be bothered just tell me please ?

ffs I offered you a blowjob, what more do you want?

I WANT HEAD !
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: McGiver on September 11, 2006, 12:03:51 PM
Yes, McJagger.

I'm a very weak male that has no mind of his own and is nothing more than a puppet on the end of one of HGs strings :P

i just wanted to clarify, because someone said that you weren't.

now where is that link?
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: purposefulinsanity on September 11, 2006, 12:04:30 PM
on the previous page?

Yeah I just edited- noobs with their huge signatures ::)


awww she's not very subtle is she eh.


How often does subtle get you what you want when you're dealing with aspies? :P
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: purposefulinsanity on September 11, 2006, 12:05:10 PM
but can i be bothered just tell me please ?

ffs I offered you a blowjob, what more do you want?

I WANT HEAD !
What's the difference?  ???
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: BadgerTom on September 11, 2006, 12:07:34 PM
the difference is...

i want HEAD as apposed to

i want a blowjob

BJ's are short and require money as they are a service

HEAD is an art and therefore needs carefull attention

pay attention to detail, cos i have ADHD and will stop you if you arent up to scratch :p
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: BadgerTom on September 11, 2006, 12:07:57 PM
on the previous page?


true...
Yeah I just edited- noobs with their huge signatures ::)


awww she's not very subtle is she eh.


How often does subtle get you what you want when you're dealing with aspies? :P
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: McGiver on September 11, 2006, 12:09:27 PM
now, if she did, and then later the two of you got into a massive war all accross the board, would she tell everybody how small your dick was.?
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: purposefulinsanity on September 11, 2006, 12:11:14 PM
the difference is...

i want HEAD as apposed to

i want a blowjob

BJ's are short and require money as they are a service

HEAD is an art and therefore needs carefull attention

pay attention to detail, cos i have ADHD and will stop you if you arent up to scratch :p

Actually I thought head was just a quick service, whilst blow job was something which required someskill.
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on September 11, 2006, 12:19:22 PM
Yes, McJagger.

I'm a very weak male that has no mind of his own and is nothing more than a puppet on the end of one of HGs strings :P

i just wanted to clarify, because someone said that you weren't.

now where is that link?

No problems.
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Hypnotica_Gaze on September 11, 2006, 01:09:43 PM
Dance Kenny dance!!
Do what the puppet master tells you to, or your in for another caning. ;D

Mcjagger, being a seemingly smart man you can probably use your initiative and tell for yourself that Kenny and I certainly are not clones of Omega and RobertN, for a start we are prettier ;) and BOTH individuals who have our own minds, and arent afraid to use them/speak them even if we sometimes do have opposing views and clash with each other, we also certainly dont go on crusades or bitch/backstab behind backs or result to trying to use underhand bullshit. Our very long close and open friendship also wasnt initiated or kept alive via manipulation, using one party or false pretense either. We are two open genuine individuals who have a genuine friendship, there are no secrets and there is certainly no cotton wool wrapped around anyones eyes in ours either. So you can put that in your pipe and smoke it before relaying it back to anyone you may choose to. :P ;)

However going back to the puppet master thing, my bedroom could resemble that theme, with all my 30odd gothic dolls especially when the lights in the room are dimmed, my bro shits his pants coming in as they stand and sit along my desk, he says it looks like a little evil army of satan worshipping dolls watching him waiting to pounce. I think hes just smoked way too much pot. ;D

Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: McGiver on September 11, 2006, 01:12:32 PM
so what are you trying to say? ;)
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Hypnotica_Gaze on September 11, 2006, 01:25:13 PM
would you like it in capitals? ;)
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Hypnotica_Gaze on September 11, 2006, 01:32:40 PM
Sorry for hijacking, dear kenny. ;)

Id still cripple you for stealing one of my ruffles though, even though you are a best friend, i mean my need for them is greater than yours at the moment. ;D

Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on September 11, 2006, 01:48:15 PM
No problems my sweet honey pie.

I love you too and don't wish to upset you by taking your ruffle bars.

I will bring you more tomorrow my queen.

;)
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Lucifer on September 11, 2006, 02:00:44 PM
Yes, McJagger.

I'm a very weak male that has no mind of his own and is nothing more than a puppet on the end of one of HGs strings :P

which string?  G?  tampon?  violin?

i think The People Should Be Told.
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Hypnotica_Gaze on September 11, 2006, 05:58:37 PM
 :laugh:
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on September 11, 2006, 05:58:46 PM
Nah, no strings :P

I was shown the comment about me being HGs slave. I just thought I'd say that I don't want my name dragged into any of the silly crap that's going on round here, but the statement was totally wrong and a classic example of people forming views based on little more than a few observations and being totally off the mark.

I seem to remember it was me telling HG not to get involved in any of the argumentative shite with that Robert guy, told her not to give it any of her time and that it's only the internet.....hardly the behaviour of a lapdog is it?

I have no interest in who said what about who and when or why and what happened afterwards. It's all playground stuff to me and I have better things to think about right now.

The sooner some people learn to grow up and chill out, the better.



Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: purposefulinsanity on September 11, 2006, 06:03:03 PM
Nah, no strings :P

I was shown the comment about me being HGs slave. I just thought I'd say that I don't want my name dragged into any of the silly crap that's going on round here, but the statement was totally wrong and a classic example of people forming views based on little more than a few observations and being totally off the mark.

I seem to remember it was me that telling HG not to get involved in any of the argumentative shite with that Robert guy, told her not to give it any of her time and that it's only the internet.....hardly the behaviour of a lapdog is it?

I have no interest in who said what about who and when or why and what happened afterwards. It's all playground stuff to me and I have better things to think about right now.

The sooner some people learn to grow up and chill out, the better.






Well fucking said have some karma.
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Hypnotica_Gaze on September 11, 2006, 06:10:13 PM
Funnily enough looking back at the quote Robert used it was almost identical to one Omega used a while back, imagine that!!. So as i already said to you Kenny dont worry about it, its just petty bull and a defense mechanism. :laugh:

Indeed you did tell me to ignore the idiots Kenny, i think the words you used were something along the lines of "dont encourage the tits" but you knew i would still tell the truth and speak my mind openly regardless because well you know me too well, i certainly dont shy away when something has to be said. ;D

I was worrying for a moment, when the talk of strings came up i thought you were gonna mention the piano wire and raise suspicions.  ;)

Grow up and chill out indeed. 8)
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: McGiver on September 11, 2006, 06:36:53 PM
No problems my sweet honey pie.

I love you too and don't wish to upset you by taking your ruffle bars.

I will bring you more tomorrow my queen.

;)

good one.

nice impression.  it seems like you are more privvy to the deep dark secrets of the AS community than i thought.
carry on! ;)
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Hypnotica_Gaze on September 11, 2006, 06:45:13 PM
Yes dont under-estimate Kennys sarcasm. ;D

Kenny did your cds arrive yet? and if not have you called Amazon yet to tell them their a bunch of inadequate, unprofessional cunts and your none too pleased?

Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: McGiver on September 12, 2006, 04:41:24 AM
have you ever tried one of those penis enlarger contraptions?
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Lucifer on September 12, 2006, 04:43:15 AM
I was worrying for a moment, when the talk of strings came up i thought you were gonna mention the piano wire and raise suspicions.  ;)

i was, but then thought it's called wire and not string, and i'm an aspie pedant, and so didn't.

and well said, jizz.
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on September 12, 2006, 09:57:47 AM
No problems Andriea, I do realise that when some peoples brains get itchy with rage they have to let it all out somehow! :D

The CDs came yesterday morning. I'm going to have to start leaving shitty reviews on Amazon because the boxes have all been fucked.....bastards!

No, McJagger, I have never used a penis enlarging contraption. I think they sound rather uncomfortable and I prefer the idea of being in  control when it comes to things happening to my little chap.

Thanks for the karma point thingys too, by the way ;)
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: McGiver on September 12, 2006, 10:02:11 AM
do you know anybody who has used a penis enlarging contraption, thingie?

and


when fully erect, how large is your little chap (lengthwise)?
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on September 12, 2006, 10:34:52 AM
Nah, I dunno anyone that's used one. I'd no doubt laugh if they told me anyway...you hiding anything?

The exact length of my penis shall remain a secret ;)
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: McGiver on September 12, 2006, 10:36:39 AM
an approximation would be fine (within 2 milimeters)
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on September 12, 2006, 10:48:49 AM
lol

I'm sure you'll cope with not knowing ;)
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: McGiver on September 12, 2006, 10:56:23 AM
lok at your avatar.
now if you were to insert it in the mouth of that guy, would it be a tight fit, or a loose fit?
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on September 12, 2006, 11:09:31 AM
I admire your imagination but still.....go have a cold shower :P
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: McGiver on September 12, 2006, 11:11:51 AM
good.

you don't admire my persistence so i might have an outside chance at wearing you down.


the length of the sentence above.  would you say your penis is longer or shorter, wider or thinner?
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: McGiver on September 12, 2006, 11:12:58 AM
O

would it fit?
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on September 12, 2006, 11:18:11 AM
lol why are you so bothered then?
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: McGiver on September 12, 2006, 11:20:05 AM
ok:
will you measure from your wrist to your middle finger and tell me the resultin number?
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on September 12, 2006, 12:01:09 PM
The measurement from my wrist to the end of my middle finger iiiiiiiiiiiis......exactly 7 1/2 inches :P
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: McGiver on September 12, 2006, 12:37:06 PM
niiiice.
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on September 12, 2006, 01:05:23 PM
Bugger! I didn't see that one coming!  ;) *waits for a smutty remark*

That's a myth by the way ;) ;)

Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Lucifer on September 12, 2006, 03:45:09 PM
mcj fancies you, jizz.  however, don't get inflate sense of anything, cos he'd shag anything, as long as it had a pulse.  or had one in the recent past.  possibly.
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Hypnotica_Gaze on September 12, 2006, 06:38:01 PM
 :laugh:
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: BadgerTom on September 12, 2006, 06:40:55 PM
lol that reminds me of an Aspie i used to call friend, his name was glynn Tully...  i dont think he minded if there was no pulse either lol...

but after he came back to my room steaming with the most fashion-unconcious gayasfuck Canadian you will ever meet, and started making out on MY FUCKING BED...

well there was blood spilled that there afternoon 8)
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: McGiver on September 12, 2006, 08:35:23 PM
Bugger! I didn't see that one coming!  ;) *waits for a smutty remark*

That's a myth by the way ;) ;)



yeah because your much bigger, huh?
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on September 13, 2006, 12:53:54 AM
Yes, of course :P
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: McGiver on September 13, 2006, 06:25:51 AM
write any new songs lately?
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on September 13, 2006, 10:13:05 AM
Nah, no new tunes yet.

I haven't been in the mood for it to be honest.

My speakers have been fucking me around for my PC making the recording of any more tunes a totally frustrating task. Once I have that shite sorted out and get the mood again, I shall no doubt fuck around with some more stuff.
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: McGiver on September 13, 2006, 10:18:25 AM
Nah, no new tunes yet.

I haven't been in the mood for it to be honest.

My speakers have been fucking me around for my PC making the recording of any more tunes a totally frustrating task. Once I have that shite sorted out and get the mood again, I shall no doubt fuck around with some more stuff.

do you drive a car?
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on September 13, 2006, 11:06:53 AM
mcj fancies you, jizz.  however, don't get inflate sense of anything, cos he'd shag anything, as long as it had a pulse.  or had one in the recent past.  possibly.

While on the subject of homosexual relations.

I had a guy ask me out at school one time. Well, he didn't but he had two of his female mates do it for him.

I was sitting at the drum kit, being right manly as you can imagine, and I see these two lassies coming in one of the doors at the far of the assembly hall (the drum kit was up on the stage y'see). I don't remember exactly how they worded it, but apparently he'd caught me eyeing him up. Which actually shocked me as I have never had any problem with my hetero-ness. My stomach turned to be honest. Thought I was having the piss ripped right out of me and sort of laughed it off.

He then approached me one day and put his hand on my shoulder like he was going to try talking to me, I shrugged his hand away and told him "keep yer fucking hands off me". It was then that I realised it wasn't a wind up and that he really DID want some of my ass. I spent the next 6 months ripping the shit out of him...as you do when you're a teenager. Eventually I got reported to the headmaster, he gave me the "you're a popular guy" routine told me not to carry on annoying the guy, even though I asked him how he'd feel knowing another male was checking out his arse every time he passed. At that time I used to wear skin tight black jeans and I always looked hot and ready for some of the sweaty action...honest :rollseyes:

I have proof of this happening to me too as another best mate in my school days contacted me on MySpace a few months back and brought that whole episode back up, which made me chuckle :)

No, McJagger, I don't drive a car.

I don't think I trust other people on the road enough with my life. I see too many fucking idiots taking silly chances when pulling out onto busy roads and I don't fancy being the poor sod that has to be thrown through his front window because of some twat with bad timing......almost like an old drummer mate of mine! ;)
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: McGiver on September 13, 2006, 03:27:32 PM
jizz, i am in love with your personality.  i am not physically attracted to you.  i don't want to fuck you or anything.  because you wouldn't fick me right?

would you?
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on September 13, 2006, 04:06:04 PM
Is fick an American term for something I dunno about or is it simply a type error?

Let me assume it's a type error and you mean the word 'fuck'.

I would consider having a sweaty affair with you only if you promised to let me listen to traditional Kenyan and Tanzanian tribal music. I don't like the music at all, but it would probably be the best way to take my mind off the fact that a hairy man was having his way with me.

Are you a screamer or a yelper?
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Hypnotica_Gaze on September 13, 2006, 05:45:23 PM
i imagine it depends on how hard hes being fucked up the arse and how large the cock is doing it. ;D ;)

My bad <washes mouth out with extra strong disinfectant>

Kenny, teacakes or tunnocks wafers? ;)

Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: McGiver on September 13, 2006, 06:05:11 PM
hey kenderick, fick you.  ficking arsehole. :o
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Leto729 on September 13, 2006, 07:23:09 PM
Do You like Your brains poked?
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on September 13, 2006, 11:53:37 PM
I think I could make him yelp and scream then...and perhaps whimper.

READY YOURSELF FOR MY IMMENSE APPENDAGE, I'M GOING IN!!! *throws McJagger a sock to bite on for a little while*

Andriea, I am a tea cake man myself. I thought you knew this! I seem to remember discussing wtith you a few nights back how I end the life of one. I bite off the mallowy stuff at the top leaving just the biscuit base....I tease that a little more, making it crave nothing but my soft bite before shoving it unromantically into my chops like a fat bastard with chocolate all around my face.

As for literally poking my brains, I don't think I'd like that no. I remember a video a mate brought up to the house one time called Faces of Death. There was a scene in that where people were eating live monkey brains. They were poking at it with a spoon...it didn't look too nice. There were a lot of other death scenes in it that are apparently real although some were faked for the sake of making the film.

Horrible stuff anyway :P
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: BadgerTom on September 14, 2006, 05:38:45 AM
TUNNOCKS TEACAKES r so lush :D


hmmmm even tho they got gelatin in them, i'm allowed to make the occasional sacrifice in the name of all thgings veggie (cos they taste sooooo good).
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Hypnotica_Gaze on September 17, 2006, 12:17:54 PM
Jizz lets talk funerals.

Music..........titles and a sample of some of the lyrics, followed by dresscode, details of the
service.....followed by details of a finale if you plan one. (like a major firework display coming from around your coffin) ;D

You already no doubt know what my mine would involve. ;)


Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on September 17, 2006, 03:10:51 PM
I never give much thought to my funeral to be honest lol.

Ummm, I suppose I'd have Albatross by Fleetwood Mac playing as it's my favourite instrumental of all time, plus it's not too long either.A few other songs would be...

Song To the Siren by This Mortal Coil
On the floating, shapeless oceans
I did all my best to smile
til your singing eyes and fingers
drew me loving into your eyes.
And you sang "Sail to me, sail to me;
Let me enfold you."
Here I am, here I am waiting to hold you.
Did I dream you dreamed about me?
Were you here when I was full sail?

Now my foolish boat is leaning, broken love lost on your rocks.
For you sang, "Touch me not, touch me not, come back tomorrow."
Oh my heart, oh my heart shies from the sorrow.
I'm as puzzled as a newborn child.
I'm as riddled as the tide.
Should I stand amid the breakers?
Or shall I lie with death my bride?

Hear me sing: "Swim to me, swim to me, let me enfold you."
"Here I am. Here I am, waiting to hold you."

Nutshell by Alice In Chains
We chase misprinted lies
We face the path of time
And yet I fight
And yet I fight
This battle all alone
No one to cry to
No place to call home

Oooh...oooh...
Oooh...oooh...

My gift of self is raped
My privacy is raked
And yet I find
And yet I find
Repeating in my head
If I cant be my own
Id feel better dead

Oooh...oooh...
Oooh...oooh...

And of course.....

Ace of Spades by Motorhead
If you like to gamble, I tell you I'm your man,
You win some, lose some, all the same to me,
The pleasure is to play, makes no difference what you say,
I don't share your greed, the only card I need is
The Ace Of Spades
Playing for the high one, dancing with the devil,
Going with the flow, it's all the same to me,
Seven or Eleven, snake eyes watching you,
Double up or quit, double stake or split,
The Ace Of Spades
You know I'm born to lose, and gambling's for fools,
But that's the way I like it baby,
I don't wanna live for ever,
And don't forget the joker!
Pushing up the ante, I know you've got to see me,
Read 'em and weep, the dead man's hand again,
I see it in your eyes, take one look and die,
The only thing you see, you know it's gonna be,
The Ace Of Spades

That because it's just a ballsy classic rock song that will be turned up fucking LOUD!

I'd also have Eagle Fly Free by Helloween, Fucking Hostile by Pantera, Resurrection by Fear Factory, Run To the Hills by Iron Maiden, Johnny the Fox Meets Jimmy the Weed by Thin Lizzy, Cheap Sunglasses by ZZ Top aaaaaand Saltwater by Clannad playing as those are all songs anyone that knows me in real life will probably associate me with....perhaps not lol.

My list of songs changes all the time by the way.

As for dress code....everyone will be dressed just as I knew them. None of this shirt and tie shite. I didn't know you all with shirts and ties and nicely polished fucking shoes and I certainly don't want you all standing there looking like arseholes as I'm buried. Wear the tatty jeans you had on that morning...wear the scruffy tshirt with fried egg stains on the chest......for fucks sake be yourself!

As for the actual burial, I don't want buried in a graveyard next to everyone and anyone. I want somewhere different and out of the way from people. I'd be happy being buried on a cliff top overlooking the sea so whenever people came to visit they'd be soothed by the sound of the ocean plus have a top class view. I think I'll be cremated though so it may just be a little pot under a big lump of concrete that just looks like a random stone left there by the melting of some iceberg 70 million years ago........or something like that, I dunno :D

And yes Andriea, I have a fair idea that your funeral will probably be like a Rob Zombie film lol.....fire-eaters, freaks, people juggling knives, a cake tent of course and random industrial music playing through huge fucking speakers about the size of a house! :D
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Hypnotica_Gaze on September 17, 2006, 06:35:58 PM
Oh Kenny how you know me, you missed the finale of me bursting into flames with fireworks going off at the same time though. ;)
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Lucifer on September 18, 2006, 12:29:06 AM
song to the siren...  i was already a bit sniffy, and now i'm swallowing the huge lump in my throat...   :'(

HG, i'll finish learning how to do fire dancing properly, so i can do that at your funeral, if you'll return the favour.  i can get someone to do fire breathing (she could teach me, actually). 

what am i saying?  i'll be dead long before you.  oh well, it was a nice thought while it lasted...  :(
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Hypnotica_Gaze on September 18, 2006, 12:31:32 PM
Well my Perfect Intro would be Walk Away by Cruxshadows since its very true.

"In this fading image
we'll carve our destiny
sometimes life is a cruel friend
sometimes that's what we need

I'll hold my eyes when the light comes in
I'll sell my silence for a song
now I won't die if you walk away
but I may not live

Now I watch as the rain comes down
to purify this pain
when mountains crumble and stars collide
I am what remains

There are lessons that sadness
can only teach
there are things that we must learn
now I won't die if you walk away
but I may not live "

Then after having led them into a false sense of security it will switch to something a little more shocking given the occasion (God Bless by Combichrist might even be in there accompanied by Forensic Crime Scene images on a slide show just for the hell of it) and the fun and games will begin. >:D


Fire breathing is one of my fetishes i must admit :P
I was always meaning to get a guy i had associations with to teach me, but never got round to it, i always had something else come up. I will eventually get round to giving it a go though.

Yeah you can do fire dancing at my funeral and also keep up the sarcasm etc so they dont miss my fork tongued presence too much, and if your first i shall do some of my tricks and winde up the congregation in honour of you.  ;)

Quote
what am i saying?  i'll be dead long before you.

Not necessarily. ;D

Kenny if you guess how many items of chocs are in my fridge at this current moment you win a prize.  ;)
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: BadgerTom on September 18, 2006, 12:37:07 PM
wtf poetry ????

why in the name of god r u being all poetic ?
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Hypnotica_Gaze on September 18, 2006, 01:00:29 PM
we were discussing funerals and songs to be played at them earlier. :P
Keep up Tom lad. ;)
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: BadgerTom on September 18, 2006, 01:04:19 PM
sorry i cudnt be arsed to look back i just click on the "view all unread posts" thingie and therefore skip all convo's lol


the post-whore that i am tells me too 8)

(http://www.ttrmagazine.co.uk/BazookaBeatsFlyer.jpg)

8)

u know u wanna....
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Hypnotica_Gaze on September 18, 2006, 06:06:31 PM
Quote
u know u wanna....

Yeah dodge that pathetic event, I seen Wales and it confirmed my wanting to dodge it even more. ;D
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: BadgerTom on September 18, 2006, 06:14:33 PM
:p meany

she blows goats, therefore you cannot trust her judgement captain
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Hypnotica_Gaze on September 18, 2006, 06:47:57 PM
I blow goats? Does the devil count? Well it would still be better than being both welsh AND a sheep shagger by automatic. ;D ;)

Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on September 19, 2006, 03:06:54 AM
Interesting funeral Andriea. Wouldn't you want score of neds being beheaded on top of a hill too though?

They'd be close enough for people to see through binoculars, should they choose to watch, but also far enough away that they weren't really part of the festival of death!?

As for your fridge, I remember grabbing a few things from there one time while making us some cheese toasties and it was like a fucking ice cream van!

The prize really depends on how much thought I'm prepared to give this question to be honest. If all the prize is is another grope at your naked bottom then.........meh!

Ummmm, OK....lemme think............???.................................*phones Bobby*.................................

Hmmmm, I'm sensing some stuff now, really getting a vibe from your fridge, I have rearranged all the furniture in my room so the chocolate can allign itself with the earths crust and the moving of the plates. Me and your fridge are now connected...sort of like Derek Acorah to those dead people in those castles in that program...*please do not open the fridge door as you will ruin the karma*.

OK, the vibrations are sending tingles down my spine, my nerves twitching with a cocoa based clarity, I can smell it and see it...and almost touch it, the contents of your fridge have now been revealed.

I'm thinking you have about a 3rd of a big bar of Bourneville left. It's on the middle shelf and has the wrapper folded underneath it to keep any stray food, like grated cheese, falling onto it. You also have 3 Galaxies, a Twix, 2 packets of Maltesers (which you never buy) and a Mars bar in the fridge door which keeps falling out under the guard rail.

You have 8 chocolatey items in the fridge.

Where is my prize, wench?! :P
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: McGiver on September 19, 2006, 06:38:45 AM
i love the word wench!

can you walk into a pub and literally say, "hey bar wench, can i get a pint?", without getting slapped in the face?
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: BadgerTom on September 19, 2006, 08:12:26 AM
i can, i called to this woman at our Union bar and said "Oi, serving wench, BEER" and she said, "Sure how much Head"... the rest is blissfull history xD
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Hypnotica_Gaze on September 19, 2006, 09:44:24 AM
 :laugh:

You forgot to add blue ribands to the equation Kenny. ;)

 ;D
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: BadgerTom on September 19, 2006, 10:34:12 AM
no no no no no blue ribbons suck donkey dildo...

u wanna proper snack, which is 8):

(http://www.britsuperstore.com/acatalog/Tunnocks_Chocolate_Teacakes_10_Pack.jpg)
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on September 19, 2006, 10:52:46 AM
Hmmm, I'm in two minds.

I love both my Tunnocks tea cakes AND my Blue Ribands!!!

I refuse to choose one over the other! :P
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: BadgerTom on September 19, 2006, 11:03:59 AM
then how about:
Tunnocks Caramels as a peace offering ;D
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on September 19, 2006, 11:30:59 AM
How about all of them at once? :P
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on September 19, 2006, 11:33:19 AM
:laugh:

You forgot to add blue ribands to the equation Kenny. ;)

 ;D


Stop changing the subject...where is my prize?!
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: BadgerTom on September 19, 2006, 11:45:07 AM
here ya go... >:D

(http://files.turbosquid.com/Preview/Content_on_12_11_2005_06_55_42/present_01.bmp28447e0c-51ff-4a6d-b891-a3f44afa15aaLarge.jpg)
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Hypnotica_Gaze on September 19, 2006, 07:04:12 PM
Calm your pants Kenny, wipe the sweat off your brow, i shall see you later. ;)
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on September 20, 2006, 02:59:19 AM
Mmmmmm yummy, I do love it when you tease me.

*hopes it's another grope at your naked bottom after all*

;)

Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: BadgerTom on September 20, 2006, 05:44:49 AM
major grope-age 8)

(http://www.comic-mint.com/media/client/homer-grabbing-patty-selma-d1557_sml.JPG)

WTF
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Hypnotica_Gaze on September 20, 2006, 10:14:17 AM
Thats not a grope Tom, thats a group hug, but i can see how easily it is to get the two confused in this day and age. ;D
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: BadgerTom on September 20, 2006, 01:19:09 PM
yea it was all i could find on google in the cybercafe as we have filters that stop dodgy stuff appearing on the PC's as kids use them (bastards)... 8)
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Hypnotica_Gaze on September 20, 2006, 01:28:39 PM
Yeah the dodgy stuff's saved for the staffs computers. :laugh:
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: BadgerTom on September 20, 2006, 01:31:09 PM
well the desk PC (behind the counter where only volunteers/the manager can go) does have an exceedingly large amount of Porn/cracks/hacks/movies/music/game ISO's/more porn on it but thats all safely locked away in the Admin account (of which only 3 people me included have the password xD)...
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Hypnotica_Gaze on September 20, 2006, 06:07:47 PM
Why doesnt that suprise me.
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: BadgerTom on September 20, 2006, 06:20:26 PM
cos this is Me i'm talking about....

u shud know :P
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Hypnotica_Gaze on September 21, 2006, 12:11:31 PM
Yes dodgy material on a pc, i dont imagine you and your cybercafe staff are the only ones with that problem. :P Hey aslong as they arent some of the same kind of sites that Peter has visited that seem to be for "individuals" who are into young looking/underage looking girls and porn targetted at paedos or fathers who are gagging to bang their own daughters so go look at that shit to make themselves feel less guilty about their child molesting/incestuous desires, or glamourising or encouraging molestation/abuse or molestation/abuse fantasies then its all good.

Mind you, some of the things some people come across and dont understand the full depth of never really surprises me, for all the sickos there are, there are always some fools or muppets who dont get the big picture, background or the true psychology behind things or extent of them, doesnt always make them paedos or sickos (depends on why theyre viewing them and how transparent the content is etc), mostly those individuals are just very naive, unrealistic and rather stupid, most then try and talk their way out of it by saying theyre not being so, followed by trying to justify their viewing/actions etc which makes them look even worse and conspicuous.

The worst thing ive ever had on my pc are cds i had to copy for my bro, since his taste in music can be very shite indeed. :P

Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Lucifer on September 21, 2006, 01:59:57 PM
great post, HG.  +
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Hypnotica_Gaze on September 21, 2006, 06:21:13 PM
Well ive already made my position on that type of stuff clear before, more recently also to Peter.

Thanks though, also good to see you online Lucifer, ive not caught up with you in a few days, hope your well. :)

Jizz, how are you feeling about "the meeting"? Do you want to take the white envelope roll it up and ram it down your bosses throat or ahem up his arse.? ;)
Or are you gonna do the "breaking free from bondage" dance in front of him and show your excitement your leaving?. ;D
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on September 22, 2006, 04:07:43 AM
Aaaaaah Andriea, the meeting of doooooooom. Well it turned out to be completely pointless, I didn't find out anything I didn't already know. I shall fill you in with the details later tonight when I see you online...as usual :D. The boss already knows how excited I am anyway, since I walked past him with my trousers unzipped and my little chap sort of jabbed him on the back of the leg...he looked, I blushed, he frowned, I winked cheekily then giggled...I'm lying by the way.

No hat tonight, I'm afraid, as I currently have a midget man growing out my nose. I wouldn't mind so much if he knew some good fucking songs but for now he keeps whistling that Scat Man tune?! "deeby-deeby-deeby-deeby babboo bow, daboo dabbo dow...I'm the scat man!".

I shall teach him some Van Halen I think...he can use my nostril hair to play the solos.

I gave you one from the top, by the way.

I mean a karma point thing for your top post! :D

Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on September 22, 2006, 04:10:31 AM
Where is your ask thread, Lucifer?

And why haven't you been asking me questions?

Do you abhor me?....do I smell funny.....like a pair of clown shoes with Christmas crackers in them? ;):P
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: BadgerTom on September 22, 2006, 07:44:48 AM
well do you ?
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on September 22, 2006, 08:55:31 AM
Not always, no...I wear Lynx Africa y'see.
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: purposefulinsanity on September 22, 2006, 09:09:26 AM
Not always, no...I wear Lynx Africa y'see.

Well that explains the days you do smell funny, but how can you be so sure you don't when you're not wearing it?  :P
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on September 22, 2006, 09:17:04 AM
Because smelling "manly" isn't smelling funny, there's a huge difference.

I've been known to simply walk past females, and sometimes the most hetero of men, and make them swoon because of my manly odours. They liken me to the type of man that goes hunting wild bears in the wind and rain for dinner and bringing back 4 thrown over his shoulder.

I'm not joking neethurs!
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: purposefulinsanity on September 22, 2006, 11:20:08 AM
I think you're mixing up your definitions of the word swoon there:

Quote
Swoon- –verb (used without object)
1.   to faint; lose consciousness.
2.   to enter a state of hysterical rapture or ecstasy: The teenagers swooned at the sight of the singing star.
–noun
3.   a faint or fainting fit; syncope.

I think you'll find it was the first definition your 'manly' odour was causing. :P
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Hypnotica_Gaze on September 22, 2006, 01:35:19 PM
 :laugh:

Will catch up with you later Kenny, i need to go out see someone, and have some things to do first.
Will be back later, prob around 12 or after as usual. ;D
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: BadgerTom on September 22, 2006, 01:47:24 PM
thats a lie, ur still on MSN, apologise to the man for not speaking to him for the last 20mins HG :P
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Hypnotica_Gaze on September 22, 2006, 01:54:11 PM
That man was away on msn, hence why i left his message here since i know he will check.  :P
And now im dressed im also away. :P
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: BadgerTom on September 22, 2006, 01:55:36 PM
you lied again :P

your offline not away ;D
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on September 22, 2006, 03:02:43 PM
Still say it'd have made more sense leaving a message on MSN since I was already on there, even though I was "away" :P

People should listen to Thin fucking Lizzy.

Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Lucifer on September 22, 2006, 03:27:03 PM
Where is your ask thread, Lucifer?

And why haven't you been asking me questions?

Do you abhor me?....do I smell funny.....like a pair of clown shoes with Christmas crackers in them? ;):P

i haven't got an ask thread, jizz, my little blossom, so you'll have to ask me stuff by PM, or something. 

but i do rather detest the vile and putrid phenomenon which is Lynx, in all its horror.  so, i can't ask you questions, cos you smell of Lynx, and cos i don't trust myself not to end up in a pool of my own desire just cogitating upon you, let alone having your attention directed on me, and me alone.  it would All Be Too Much for me.

besides, odeon will get jealous, and there's nothing worse than a Swede with his dander up, and his Abba primed and ready to go off at any moment.  nasty...  shudder...
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on September 22, 2006, 03:27:35 PM
I think you're mixing up your definitions of the word swoon there:

Quote
Swoon- –verb (used without object)
1.   to faint; lose consciousness.
2.   to enter a state of hysterical rapture or ecstasy: The teenagers swooned at the sight of the singing star.
–noun
3.   a faint or fainting fit; syncope.

I think you'll find it was the first definition your 'manly' odour was causing. :P

I never pretned to be clever though.

Who was it that said something along the lines of "true wisdom comes from admitting that you know nothing"?

Was something like that.

I must be a genius then because I know fuck all about everything.
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on September 22, 2006, 03:30:37 PM
Where is your ask thread, Lucifer?

And why haven't you been asking me questions?

Do you abhor me?....do I smell funny.....like a pair of clown shoes with Christmas crackers in them? ;):P

i haven't got an ask thread, jizz, my little blossom, so you'll have to ask me stuff by PM, or something. 

but i do rather detest the vile and putrid phenomenon which is Lynx, in all its horror.  so, i can't ask you questions, cos you smell of Lynx, and cos i don't trust myself not to end up in a pool of my own desire just cogitating upon you, let alone having your attention directed on me, and me alone.  it would All Be Too Much for me.

besides, odeon will get jealous, and there's nothing worse than a Swede with his dander up, and his Abba primed and ready to go off at any moment.  nasty...  shudder...

OI! There's no need for such sarcasm!!!

I don;t really wear Lynx I just said it because it was a line in an Alan Partirdge episode when he was chatting with another business type guy called Dan who drove a Rover Lexus ("lexii...plural")....don't ask.

I have two Sure roll ons though, but I dunno what kind they are. Anything is better than stinking of man sweat...even Lynx is better, whether it's for neds/chavs or not.

Would you prefer I smelled of wet digestive biscuits? ;)
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Lucifer on September 22, 2006, 03:33:01 PM
i'd prefer you to smell of just your own sweet you-ness, my dove.  oh, and i like Thin Lizzy too - do i get cred points or something for that?
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on September 22, 2006, 03:35:28 PM
I just gave you a YAY.....what is your favourite song...and I want album title too...none of this "oh that song about the boys coming back home to town" vague nonsense.

I want a certain "FUCK YEAH FATS FROM THE RENEGADE ALBUM IS UTTER CLASS...SIMILAR TO DANCING IN THE MOONLIGHT FROM THE BAD ATTITUDE* ALBUM BUT STILL EXCELLENT!""

;)

*What a fucking twat for typing that wrong! :(
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Lucifer on September 22, 2006, 03:39:11 PM
more than happy to oblige:

FUCK YEAH FATS FROMT HE RENEGADE ALBUM IS UTTER CLASS...SIMILAR TO DANCING IN THE MOONLIGHT FROM THE BAD ATTITUDE ALBUM BUT STILL EXCELLENT!

how's that?  i aim to please.   :-*
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on September 22, 2006, 03:41:12 PM
I detect just a touch of sarcasm....I feel my mouse hover over the ghey option.

I joke of course! :D
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Lucifer on September 22, 2006, 03:43:23 PM
oh, but i'd be gay for you, jizz my lamb.

and if you can work out all the convoluted double meanings in that statement, then i can see why HG thinks you're great...  ;)
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on September 22, 2006, 03:48:33 PM
I don't do puzzles.

Best be straight down the line with me then I can understand you easier :D

So what exactly did you mean then? Did you mean that you want to dress me as a schoolgirl and have some sort of evil twisted sex game with me?

That sounds like the kind of thing you'd see on Euro Trash?! :D lol.
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Lucifer on September 22, 2006, 03:52:16 PM
and here, ladies and gentlemen, we have the uncensored version of Jizz's deepest and most treasured fantasies, whatever he says about bottles and hats.

Jizz, how i admire you for daring to make public your innermost depravities.  truly, you must have a picture of Dorian Jizz in your attic, you bloom-faced youth.

and gods, you look good with pigtails and freckles.

:P

 >:D
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on September 22, 2006, 03:55:06 PM
Hehe, I actually don't like pigtals...ask Andriea.

I grilled her one night because she likes them. Pony tails all the damn way BEBBEH!!!

And in all honesty, you haven't even scraped the surface of the inner working of my brains!!!!

Nice try though lol :D
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Lucifer on September 22, 2006, 04:00:52 PM
wasn't yer brain i was busy scraping the inner workings of, while i distracted you with thoughts of freckles, "babbeh"...  :P

yee and, indeed, haw!

;)
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: duncvis on September 22, 2006, 04:02:15 PM
I just gave you a YAY.....what is your favourite song...and I want album title too...none of this "oh that song about the boys coming back home to town" vague nonsense.

I want a certain "FUCK YEAH FATS FROM THE RENEGADE ALBUM IS UTTER CLASS...SIMILAR TO DANCING IN THE MOONLIGHT FROM THE BAD ATTITUDE ALBUM BUT STILL EXCELLENT!""

;)

you mean Bad Reputation, surely? :P

good album. I used to have it on vinyl ages ago, but I lost it.
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on September 22, 2006, 04:10:21 PM
I'm thinking about Deep Purple....you know when I typed that I thought "this is wrong!" lol

I am fucking ashamed, honestly lol.

AARGH I AM ASHAMED ASHAMED ASHAMED

iI'm going to edit my post so YOU look like you're lying and not me!

I'm thinking of the damn Deep Purple song! AAARGH, I always do that.

Right now I have Orion by Metallica on! :P


I fucking hate making mistakes when it comes to music...especially when it's something I fucking adore!

That's it Duncvis, how dare you make a pure tit of me on the net...where do you live, I'm coming round for a fucking punch up! :D lol

ARRRGH BASTARDS EVERYONE IS A BASTARD INCLUDING ME...AND EVEN MY MUM!

Luci, use some cake to poke my brains and you'll get some non aggressive stuff from me....dont use Battenburg though because it's too sweet and gives me toothache these days.

I honestly am ashamed of myself about getting that fucking Thin Lizzy thing wrong..................one of me favourite damn bands!!!

I DESERVE LOTS OF GHEYS FOR THAT ONE! lol
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Lucifer on September 22, 2006, 04:12:21 PM
oh, but i really like Deep Purple.  i even have a glenn hughes' solo album.   :o
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on September 22, 2006, 04:17:18 PM
He was wqith Trapeze wasn't he?

I don't really know their stuff to be honest, but I know he was in them lol.

Also, Phantom Blue covered Bad Reputation...so don't EVER doubt my metal knowledge!!!!!

I fucked up because I'm on the JD!!! :P ;) lol.
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: duncvis on September 22, 2006, 04:18:18 PM
LOL, it was the only one I had - I'm not really into classic rock so I can't even name any other Thin Lizzy albums.  I had shitloads of AC/DC though... ;D
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Lucifer on September 22, 2006, 04:20:44 PM
he certainly was.  although i don't call DP and stuff of that ilk "metal", cos that's a newer genre, i'd say.

and i liked them when they first appeared - yes, i am that old.  i remember rushing off at lunch times when i was 16, to go round my mate's house, drink polish spirit (she was polish), get completely bollocksed, listen to DP and stuff, and then rush back to school for A level Maths.  what a life, eh?
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on September 22, 2006, 04:20:50 PM
IT'S A LONG WAYYY TO THE TOP IF YOU WANNA ROCK N ROOOOOOLLLLLLLL

TNT album....brilliant!

I've only really just started giving AC/DC mroe time :S

I always knew the obvious songs of theirs, but never gave much time to the rest! lol.

Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Lucifer on September 22, 2006, 04:21:24 PM
all i can say is...

i've got big balls.
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on September 22, 2006, 04:23:19 PM
lol, some Deep Purple stuff si utter class though!

Highway Star, Child In Time, Speed King, Perfect Strangers............more that I can't remember right now!!!! lol.

My old Science teacher gave me In Rock for fuck all on record...ad it in the back of his car. He brought it in though, I didn;t go out there and get the record in exchange for favours ;)
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Lucifer on September 22, 2006, 04:24:09 PM
oh aye?

nudge, nudge, wnk, wink...
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on September 22, 2006, 04:28:05 PM
He was short and wore glasses...also told me off for throwing a cracker at the token fat boy of the year. He was a decent teacher though, even though I didn't like his subject and didn't like the fact he pulled me up about bullying the fat boy LOL.
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Lucifer on September 22, 2006, 04:29:09 PM
no good asking me about that - i am Arch Bully of the Western World, me.  apparently.
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on September 22, 2006, 04:31:27 PM
Aaaaah is this according to the local git faced little oik that used to be on this forum?

The young lad that stuck his fists up towards anyone that said anything negative about him?

lol that's all I can say :D
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Lucifer on September 22, 2006, 04:34:09 PM
/me nods, gravely.

but you have to keep an open mind bout this sort of thing, Jizz.  after all, he could be right, and i could be the Wicked Witch of the West, heavily disguised.

oh fuck - there goes another monitor.  i do wish my nose would stop growing like that.

;)
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on September 22, 2006, 04:37:04 PM
Nah, I've been kept up to date with certain people on here thanks to Andriea, plus my own opinions too.

I think I know who the bastards seem to be...so far :D

I'm just waiting on you turning me into a frog! ;) :D
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: McGiver on September 22, 2006, 06:22:58 PM
Hey Jizz, did i win the five scottish pounds?
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on September 22, 2006, 06:37:37 PM
NO, I just trcked you into thinking that.

I am gong to be unemploeyed shortly, so 5 pounds to me will seem like a damn fortune!

Go sell your body or something! :D
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Hypnotica_Gaze on September 22, 2006, 06:38:16 PM
Quote
Hey Jizz, did i win the five scottish pounds?

I dare not ask. :laugh:
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: BadgerTom on September 22, 2006, 06:51:10 PM
well i pwn u all cos i know that the best music in the world doesnt even need a guitar or vocals, just drum and bass is all thats needed ;D
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Hypnotica_Gaze on September 22, 2006, 07:07:08 PM
You cant pwn us on the musical taste front, i mean you like Queen and the Lostprophets. ;D
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: McGiver on September 22, 2006, 07:58:37 PM
NO, I just trcked you into thinking that.

I am gong to be unemploeyed shortly, so 5 pounds to me will seem like a damn fortune!

Go sell your body or something! :D

hey big boy, you want company?
you wanna party?
me love you, long time... ;)
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Hypnotica_Gaze on September 22, 2006, 09:31:49 PM
 :laugh:
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on September 23, 2006, 02:55:05 AM
You cant pwn us on the musical taste front, i mean you like Queen and the Lostprophets. ;D

I have to admit, although not ashamed, that I like some Queen and Lostprophets songs! :P
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: duncvis on September 23, 2006, 04:31:29 AM
As long as you don't like Creed. (http://users.pandora.be/eforum/emoticons4u/obscene/eck22.gif)
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: McGiver on September 23, 2006, 06:51:10 AM
As long as you don't like Creed. (http://users.pandora.be/eforum/emoticons4u/obscene/eck22.gif)
or bush
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on September 23, 2006, 07:22:20 AM
Can't say I'm a fan of either band , no :D
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: McGiver on September 23, 2006, 07:26:39 AM
do you know what the significance of my new avatar is?
what does it represent?
who?
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on September 23, 2006, 07:58:53 AM
I have absolutely no idea.

Will you explain?
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: McGiver on September 23, 2006, 12:04:51 PM
Intensity is the bully penguin.
the
Quote
vulnerable
must learn to sink or swim.


the vulnerable is in quote, un-quote for a reason.
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: BadgerTom on September 23, 2006, 12:26:43 PM
As long as you don't like Creed. (http://users.pandora.be/eforum/emoticons4u/obscene/eck22.gif)

no they blow...

You cant pwn us on the musical taste front, i mean you like Queen and the Lostprophets. ;D

yea but its not my passion, i mean if i listened to Hardcore Drum&Bass all the time people would think i was ... well weird ?
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: McGiver on September 23, 2006, 12:27:48 PM
As long as you don't like Creed. (http://users.pandora.be/eforum/emoticons4u/obscene/eck22.gif)

no they blow...

You cant pwn us on the musical taste front, i mean you like Queen and the Lostprophets. ;D

yea but its not my passion, i mean if i listened to Hardcore Drum&Bass all the time people would think i was ... well weird ?
so tom, you like your ass to be drummed, harcore?

is that what you want for your birthday?
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: BadgerTom on September 23, 2006, 12:58:02 PM
ooooh soldier boy :P
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Hypnotica_Gaze on September 23, 2006, 09:52:16 PM
Sorry i missed you earlier Kenny.
You shall have my undivided attention tommorrow.........well except for my food/snack breaks which may at times take priority, but its ok i'll give you more access to my photobucket account as compensation. ;)
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on September 23, 2006, 11:34:32 PM
No worries dear. shall see you later ;)
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Hypnotica_Gaze on September 26, 2006, 09:16:49 PM
have you gotten bored with intensity already? :-\

Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on September 26, 2006, 11:24:36 PM
'fraid so.

I've been bored and lazy all week so haven't been around much I'll no doubt reappear again from behind a bush or small person :P
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Hypnotica_Gaze on September 27, 2006, 06:58:55 PM
I thought so.
Its ok ive still got the restaining order attached to a brick to smack you with when you do decide to jump out. ;)
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: BadgerTom on September 28, 2006, 04:40:45 AM
oww :P thats gonna hurt, why u be so mean :P

i'd use a tube of superglue, some rabit ferrets and also a large rubber duck...
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on September 28, 2006, 09:57:54 AM
I thought so.
Its ok ive still got the restaining order attached to a brick to smack you with when you do decide to jump out. ;)

I also still have that damn ankle tag strapped to me. It fucking beeps even if a school bus passes me on the main road?!

I plan on hacking my leg off like in Saw, it is my only hope! :P
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Hypnotica_Gaze on September 28, 2006, 11:58:39 AM
Kenny if you need a hand, give me a bell, ill bring my own black and decker electric saw. :D
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on September 28, 2006, 12:19:44 PM
YOU ARE A WITCH!!!

BURN HER!!! WIIIITCH!!!! BURN THE WIIIIITCH etc etc...and so on ;)
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Hypnotica_Gaze on October 02, 2006, 09:15:37 PM
Well ive been called worse. ;)
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on October 03, 2006, 01:36:41 AM
Doesn't surprise me, neds can be very cruel and uncaring. One even made me cry one time. He called me a "fucking goth". I then took to self harm and suicide attempts...

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v338/Jizzlobber/emo.jpg)

And so on...

;)
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: BadgerTom on October 03, 2006, 07:08:45 PM
neds ?

*pokes*
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Hypnotica_Gaze on October 03, 2006, 07:33:20 PM
I was actually thinking about the time i was called the "babylon whore" because "the guy" who had a gf he had been seeing for a couple of years at the time, fell for me not long after i moved in and ditched her, i got the blame at the time even though i didnt respond to his advances until years later.

Ach being called a "fucking goth" is nothing, anytime i was called a "fucking goth" (which hasnt been too often as i think theyre scared to) ive usually responded with something along the lines of "forgive me for having musical taste and not being lowly enough to shop at sports division or newlook, are you meant to look like you've stepped out of a police lineup?" ;) OR the classic "people like you are the reason i want death camps and firing squads to return", it usually shocks them into silence (i actually think its because deep down theyre trying to work out what your implying since theyre so fucking thick). ;D

BadgerTom YOU MUST know what a ned/chav is, neds are worse than the typical chav though even though theyre similar. Look up Buckfast or ASBO im sure you'll find a link to a ned. :green:
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: BadgerTom on October 03, 2006, 07:50:04 PM
well whenever i hear the word ASBO i normally associate it with certain County Councills and Certain disabled younglings and the like...

all u need to say is Chav and i'll get it, for i am a simple man of simple ways 8)
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Hypnotica_Gaze on October 03, 2006, 07:50:47 PM
Haha
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: BadgerTom on October 03, 2006, 07:54:42 PM
why thanku very much, hey how come i make people laugh and all that but my karma stays low :(

not that i'm complaining at all.....

welll maybe just a little ;D
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Hypnotica_Gaze on October 03, 2006, 08:53:16 PM
Happy now? you whiney little bitch. ;) ;D
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: BadgerTom on October 10, 2006, 08:11:13 PM
aye :P

but i'm still standing now... and your probably not so :P
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Hypnotica_Gaze on October 11, 2006, 12:38:02 PM
You wouldnt be standing for long if my knee could reach you. ;D ;)
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: thepeaguy on November 09, 2006, 02:20:43 PM
Are you a video-gaming nut?
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on November 10, 2006, 05:00:37 AM
Not a video gaming nut, no.

I used to play Halflife mods online a lot, but can't really be arsed now.

Why do you ask?
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: duncvis on November 10, 2006, 05:35:02 AM
Made any new tunes lately?
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on November 10, 2006, 06:14:47 AM
Working on one right now duncy boy :)

Reason is open and looping its merry little bottom off :D
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: duncvis on November 10, 2006, 08:36:04 AM
Excellent.  :eyebrows:
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: thepeaguy on November 10, 2006, 12:33:11 PM
Not a video gaming nut, no.

I used to play Halflife mods online a lot, but can't really be arsed now.

Why do you ask?

I want more video gaming friends to play with. :(
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on November 10, 2006, 01:53:55 PM
lol you a PC gamer then or a console gamererer?
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: thepeaguy on November 10, 2006, 02:00:34 PM
lol you a PC gamer then or a console gamererer?

I'm more of a console gamer. I rarely play games on the PC because of a) niece crying in the background and b) lack of privacy because the pc's downstairs by the front door of this house.
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on November 10, 2006, 02:03:31 PM
Boooooooooo...mine be in my bedroom.

I've neevr played the consoles online. I hate the controllers now after getting used to the keyboard and mouse!

Halflife is the way to go though! ;)
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: thepeaguy on November 10, 2006, 02:20:15 PM
Boooooooooo...mine be in my bedroom.

I hate you now; you suck ass for gloating. :(
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on November 10, 2006, 02:35:26 PM
Oh I wasn't gloating.
DO YOU KNOW I HAVE 5MILLION MAGIC POINTS IN WORLD OF WARCRAFT?!

That's gloating ;)

I've never played WoW by the way.
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: thepeaguy on November 10, 2006, 02:36:21 PM
Oh I wasn't gloating.
DO YOU KNOW I HAVE 5MILLION MAGIC POINTS IN WORLD OF WARCRAFT?!

That's gloating ;)

I've never played WoW by the way.

Neither have I. (I heard people get married on MMORPGs, though.)

Do you feel aroused by this avatar of mine?
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on November 10, 2006, 02:40:39 PM
 :evillaugh: :evillaugh: :evillaugh:

I never even noticed when I posted my last message!!!

Fuck sake, that's a poor bastard :)

Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: thepeaguy on November 10, 2006, 04:00:19 PM
Do you find this sexier? ;o
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on November 10, 2006, 04:09:37 PM
Oh very much so...

*fiddles profusely and comes to his conclusion*
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: thepeaguy on November 10, 2006, 04:10:56 PM
Oh very much so...

*fiddles profusely and comes to his conclusion*

And what a messy conclusion it was.
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on November 10, 2006, 04:13:29 PM
It's OK, I have a sock.
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: thepeaguy on November 10, 2006, 04:15:14 PM
It's OK, I have a sock.

The poor sock is gonna get messy now.
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on November 10, 2006, 04:17:00 PM
Let's not go there ;)
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: thepeaguy on November 10, 2006, 04:18:08 PM
Let's not go there ;)

You're no fun. :(
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on November 10, 2006, 04:25:40 PM
I'm lots of fun!
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: BadgerTom on November 10, 2006, 05:28:38 PM
yea but apparantly only with yourself........................................................

"oh my god peter"
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on November 10, 2006, 05:31:32 PM
I do not understand...
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: BadgerTom on November 10, 2006, 05:38:44 PM
your previous comments about SOCKS...

coupled with the whole basis behind the use of the word....

so in other words your fun, for someone who likes being alone :P
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on November 10, 2006, 06:27:34 PM
Aaaaah yes....indeeeeeeed.

Hermit is the way ahead.
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: McGiver on November 10, 2006, 07:26:54 PM
can i see the most fierce looking appendage that i, or anyone, has ever seen, ever?
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: BadgerTom on November 10, 2006, 08:16:47 PM
how about an ancient greek "winged" phallus ;D

for your viewing pleasure :P

(http://img.auctiva.com/imgdata/0/1/7/1/0/0/webimg/8270970_tp.jpg)
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Jizz on November 11, 2006, 05:01:20 PM
I was lying about the appendage, by the way.
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: McGiver on November 11, 2006, 09:55:17 PM
I was lying about the appendage, by the way.
mr pants on fire.
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: Blasted on March 23, 2010, 10:56:11 AM
Happy birthday.
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: DukeNukem on March 24, 2010, 07:47:27 AM
(http://www.latenightwithjimmyfallon.com/idiot.jpg)
Title: Re: Poke my brains a bit...
Post by: DukeNukem on March 24, 2010, 09:13:05 PM
(http://i632.photobucket.com/albums/uu49/bydemonsbedriven/uncleduke1.png)