Hmmmm, I have never saw you use a stick purposeful.....what kind of things can you do with it?
Can you use it to poke dead animals? Have you ever jabbed someone in the eye with one?
http://medieval-castles.org/index.php?cat=31
A lovely little site that, one that all the family can sit around and laugh at. Educational for the kids and discipline inspiring for the parents.
lol, you shall be wondering forever mooooooooooooooooooore!!!!!!
NYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*cough*AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!
Yup, I think that's acceptable, but personally I'd opt for the head since the hair can cover the bruises and knuckle marks.Just use foam-coated bats to avoid the bruising. ;)
I think you should save your plan making for Nigel.
what was the first cd you ever bought?you missed one.
Aaaaah.
I think the first CD I ever bought was Vulgar Display of Power by Pantera...not sure though :S
I remember the first record I bought was Enter Sandman by Metallica and the first tape was Pornograffitti by Extreme...I later sold that ;)
I don't know a great deal of their music though so I can't really talk about Mick Jaggers voice, although what I've heard I haven't been overly impressed with
I saw Motley Crue in Glasgow last year and didn't expect to like them much. Especially when I was in my teens because I was more into Slayer and Megadeth and all the heavier stuff. I really only went to see them because Killing Joke supported them, but I have to admit, I loved them live and would definitely go back and see them! :D
Im afraid i dont think Jizz will be back, we spoke about it lastnight, but well he felt this place may not be right for him due to the current shennanigans.what a pussy... ::)
Im afraid i dont think Jizz will be back, we spoke about it lastnight, but well he felt this place may not be right for him due to the current shennanigans.
However there were people he liked here, and he did enjoy his ask thread. 8)
Maybe he will come back as a guest at some point, but well judging by his doubts lastnight im not very sure.
You would love what he said Lucifer.
i wish jizz would come back.
i need some advice on music.
your going to be careful or you might end up with another one of these:
(http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_1_66.gif) !
your going to be careful or you might end up with another one of these:
(http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_1_66.gif) !
No fucking way >:D
But fucking is the way it happens.
(http://www.smileyparadies.de/smilies/sexy/Sexe20.gif)
but only in the missionary position, or, so i've been told.
elbow deep.
yeeeoooucha!
/me forgot to use the 'humour alert' markup again... :Pme also. :D
Im afraid i dont think Jizz will be back, we spoke about it lastnight, but well he felt this place may not be right for him due to the current shennanigans.what a pussy... ::)
how could you?Why not I had to ask. ;D
links to DJ Roflcopter's back catalogue anyway:
Skunk 'n' Cider mix (http://spudboy.duncsdrivel.biz/skunkncider.mp3) (psychedelic/ambient/goa)
Insomniacs WTF mix (http://spudboy.duncsdrivel.biz/InsomniacsWTFMix.mp3) (shorter mix cos it was my first, post-punk through to electronica)
Intensity Ginseng Mix (http://spudboy.duncsdrivel.biz/ginseng.mp3) (eclectic, punkish, high energy mix for McJagger's birthday)
Straight Outta Skipton mix (http://spudboy.duncsdrivel.biz/straightouttaskipton.mp3) (hip-hop Roflcopter style)
knock yerself out.
DUNC, YOU JUST ADDED OZRICS TO THAT TRACK!!!!!????!!!!!!!!
Pungent Effulgent I believe ;)
What programs do you use?
Yup, they have girl scouts in the UK and that avatar idea makes me look all whatsitcalled...EMO!
Aye, I'd agree. Don't drink!I told You the truth Jizz I have been drinking on My 8th one tonight to agree to don't drink is not everything. What would though get You to stop drinking in the end. I don't do it every night Myself anymore but I still do drink I face it every time I go out to get those beers You see. That is apart of Living Life is it not Jizz?
It's ok for McJagger though since he doesn't do it all the time.....just fill your stomach with food when you get up, even if you have to force it down over a 2 hour period! :D
I told You the truth Jizz I have been drinking on My 8th one tonight to agree to don't drink is not everything. What would though get You to stop drinking in the end. I don't do it every night Myself anymore but I still do drink I face it every time I go out to get those beers You see. That is apart of Living Life is it not Jizz?
It is not they We agree not to drink it matters in the end if We what to or need to drink?
If We drink for the fun of it and not to hide behind Ourselves that is up to Us to decide is it not?
I have copulated the reasons why Myself why I do it Myself have You?
You must decide Yourself nobody else can decide but You.
I am not a member of AA or any organization I just speak the truth as I see it Jizz.
I have copulated the reasons why Myself why I do it Myself have You?
do you know what copulated means?Yeah now I can not remember the word that I was trying to come up with anymore. ::)
do you know what copulated means?Yeah now I can not remember the word that I was trying to come up with anymore. ::)
I could not come up with a better word than "copulated" remember I was on My 8 th beer then at that time. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
That maybe what it was.do you know what copulated means?Yeah now I can not remember the word that I was trying to come up with anymore. ::)
contemplated? considered?
I just looked in here and saw my picture. I was confused and thought I'd ended up in my own Ask thread or something and didn't know why I was being told to ask myself out.
So, are you going to ask Aevel out?
I just looked in here and saw my picture. I was confused and thought I'd ended up in my own Ask thread or something and didn't know why I was being told to ask myself out.Â
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thank you for your support.
lol McJagger.
Naaaaaaah, ye can't make me....NEVER, I'LL NEVER GIVE IN!
I got two Ozric Tentacles albums a Boards of Canada album and EP, by the way :P
So, are you going to ask Aevel out?
Yes, I have arranged to meet Aeval tonight just outside the Odeon picture house in Ayr at half 7. We shall go for a romantic walk along the beach and take in the beautiful Ayr shore scenery with all the other young lovers there. It's such a lovely little spot too, always vibrant and colourful with plenty of new people to meet and be friends with. Just take a look at this site to see the people I just adore the thought of mingling with... http://www.ayrshore.com/ (check out the picture section called 'cruise').
No offence, Quirky, but a silly question deserves a silly answer :P
Jizz is da bomb.It was a more interesting response than I thought I would get. ;DSo, are you going to ask Aevel out?
Yes, I have arranged to meet Aeval tonight just outside the Odeon picture house in Ayr at half 7. We shall go for a romantic walk along the beach and take in the beautiful Ayr shore scenery with all the other young lovers there. It's such a lovely little spot too, always vibrant and colourful with plenty of new people to meet and be friends with. Just take a look at this site to see the people I just adore the thought of mingling with... http://www.ayrshore.com/ (check out the picture section called 'cruise').
No offence, Quirky, but a silly question deserves a silly answer :P
is a buscuit something served with butter and jam, sometimes gravy. or is it equivelant to an american donut?
in america we toss our cookies=vomit
or
drop a buscuit=shit
Kenny i know this is a sensitive topic for both of us....but....would you like to share how you genuinely feel about the making so many items that previously werent, now fat free, low fat, low sugar, low calories, and making chocolate bars and the like smaller in order to try cut obesity rates and prevent people getting fatter etc etc, ie our food intake being controlled due to certain groups of individuals.
Kenny i know this is a sensitive topic for both of us....but....would you like to share how you genuinely feel about the making so many items that previously werent, now fat free, low fat, low sugar, low calories, and making chocolate bars and the like smaller in order to try cut obesity rates and prevent people getting fatter etc etc, ie our food intake being controlled due to certain groups of individuals.
So can i convince you to sign my petition i plan to make, complaining to cadburys and the like about making their chocolate bars and stuff smaller etc. ;)
It really pisses me off when i pick up a packet of flakes and theyre smaller than they were a few weeks ago, or i go to grab something and all of a sudden its half fat, less calories and lower sugar etc, i mean its not fair changing the products like that, taking our choice away.
Im a size 6 and im not exactly 20stone fuck sake i hardly need half fat, and the like and dont dare take my sugar away from me or your gonna see the biggest mass murder of all time, i think id beat some genocide stats. ;D
Could you imagine me without my sugar fix Kenny!? :angel:
I am also a greedy bastard, however im a greedy bastard who confuses people which is even more fun. :P
Kenny when are you getting the big news?
HG ?
on the previous page?
but can i be bothered just tell me please ?
on the previous page?
Yeah I just edited- noobs with their huge signatures ::)
but can i be bothered just tell me please ?
ffs I offered you a blowjob, what more do you want?
Yes, McJagger.
I'm a very weak male that has no mind of his own and is nothing more than a puppet on the end of one of HGs strings :P
on the previous page?
Yeah I just edited- noobs with their huge signatures ::)
awww she's not very subtle is she eh.
What's the difference? ???but can i be bothered just tell me please ?
ffs I offered you a blowjob, what more do you want?
I WANT HEAD !
on the previous page?
true...
Yeah I just edited- noobs with their huge signatures ::)
awww she's not very subtle is she eh.
How often does subtle get you what you want when you're dealing with aspies? :P
the difference is...
i want HEAD as apposed to
i want a blowjob
BJ's are short and require money as they are a service
HEAD is an art and therefore needs carefull attention
pay attention to detail, cos i have ADHD and will stop you if you arent up to scratch :p
Yes, McJagger.
I'm a very weak male that has no mind of his own and is nothing more than a puppet on the end of one of HGs strings :P
i just wanted to clarify, because someone said that you weren't.
now where is that link?
Yes, McJagger.
I'm a very weak male that has no mind of his own and is nothing more than a puppet on the end of one of HGs strings :P
Nah, no strings :P
I was shown the comment about me being HGs slave. I just thought I'd say that I don't want my name dragged into any of the silly crap that's going on round here, but the statement was totally wrong and a classic example of people forming views based on little more than a few observations and being totally off the mark.
I seem to remember it was me that telling HG not to get involved in any of the argumentative shite with that Robert guy, told her not to give it any of her time and that it's only the internet.....hardly the behaviour of a lapdog is it?
I have no interest in who said what about who and when or why and what happened afterwards. It's all playground stuff to me and I have better things to think about right now.
The sooner some people learn to grow up and chill out, the better.
No problems my sweet honey pie.
I love you too and don't wish to upset you by taking your ruffle bars.
I will bring you more tomorrow my queen.
;)
I was worrying for a moment, when the talk of strings came up i thought you were gonna mention the piano wire and raise suspicions. ;)
Bugger! I didn't see that one coming! ;) *waits for a smutty remark*
That's a myth by the way ;) ;)
Nah, no new tunes yet.
I haven't been in the mood for it to be honest.
My speakers have been fucking me around for my PC making the recording of any more tunes a totally frustrating task. Once I have that shite sorted out and get the mood again, I shall no doubt fuck around with some more stuff.
mcj fancies you, jizz. however, don't get inflate sense of anything, cos he'd shag anything, as long as it had a pulse. or had one in the recent past. possibly.
what am i saying? i'll be dead long before you.
u know u wanna....
:laugh:
You forgot to add blue ribands to the equation Kenny. ;)
;D
Not always, no...I wear Lynx Africa y'see.
Swoon- –verb (used without object)
1. to faint; lose consciousness.
2. to enter a state of hysterical rapture or ecstasy: The teenagers swooned at the sight of the singing star.
–noun
3. a faint or fainting fit; syncope.
Where is your ask thread, Lucifer?
And why haven't you been asking me questions?
Do you abhor me?....do I smell funny.....like a pair of clown shoes with Christmas crackers in them? ;):P
I think you're mixing up your definitions of the word swoon there:QuoteSwoon- –verb (used without object)
1. to faint; lose consciousness.
2. to enter a state of hysterical rapture or ecstasy: The teenagers swooned at the sight of the singing star.
–noun
3. a faint or fainting fit; syncope.
I think you'll find it was the first definition your 'manly' odour was causing. :P
Where is your ask thread, Lucifer?
And why haven't you been asking me questions?
Do you abhor me?....do I smell funny.....like a pair of clown shoes with Christmas crackers in them? ;):P
i haven't got an ask thread, jizz, my little blossom, so you'll have to ask me stuff by PM, or something.
but i do rather detest the vile and putrid phenomenon which is Lynx, in all its horror. so, i can't ask you questions, cos you smell of Lynx, and cos i don't trust myself not to end up in a pool of my own desire just cogitating upon you, let alone having your attention directed on me, and me alone. it would All Be Too Much for me.
besides, odeon will get jealous, and there's nothing worse than a Swede with his dander up, and his Abba primed and ready to go off at any moment. nasty... shudder...
I just gave you a YAY.....what is your favourite song...and I want album title too...none of this "oh that song about the boys coming back home to town" vague nonsense.
I want a certain "FUCK YEAH FATS FROM THE RENEGADE ALBUM IS UTTER CLASS...SIMILAR TO DANCING IN THE MOONLIGHT FROM THE BAD ATTITUDE ALBUM BUT STILL EXCELLENT!""
;)
Hey Jizz, did i win the five scottish pounds?
NO, I just trcked you into thinking that.
I am gong to be unemploeyed shortly, so 5 pounds to me will seem like a damn fortune!
Go sell your body or something! :D
You cant pwn us on the musical taste front, i mean you like Queen and the Lostprophets. ;D
As long as you don't like Creed. (http://users.pandora.be/eforum/emoticons4u/obscene/eck22.gif)or bush
vulnerablemust learn to sink or swim.
As long as you don't like Creed. (http://users.pandora.be/eforum/emoticons4u/obscene/eck22.gif)
You cant pwn us on the musical taste front, i mean you like Queen and the Lostprophets. ;D
so tom, you like your ass to be drummed, harcore?As long as you don't like Creed. (http://users.pandora.be/eforum/emoticons4u/obscene/eck22.gif)
no they blow...You cant pwn us on the musical taste front, i mean you like Queen and the Lostprophets. ;D
yea but its not my passion, i mean if i listened to Hardcore Drum&Bass all the time people would think i was ... well weird ?
I thought so.
Its ok ive still got the restaining order attached to a brick to smack you with when you do decide to jump out. ;)
Not a video gaming nut, no.
I used to play Halflife mods online a lot, but can't really be arsed now.
Why do you ask?
lol you a PC gamer then or a console gamererer?
Boooooooooo...mine be in my bedroom.
Oh I wasn't gloating.
DO YOU KNOW I HAVE 5MILLION MAGIC POINTS IN WORLD OF WARCRAFT?!
That's gloating ;)
I've never played WoW by the way.
Oh very much so...
*fiddles profusely and comes to his conclusion*
It's OK, I have a sock.
Let's not go there ;)
I was lying about the appendage, by the way.mr pants on fire.