INTENSITY²
Start here => What's your crime? Basic Discussion => Topic started by: Calandale on October 06, 2007, 07:56:12 PM
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If number one is peeing, and number two is shitting,
is vomiting number three?
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Yes, but what about menstruation 4
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what if an alien hatches in your abdomen and rips its way out? is that number 5?
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alien (http://www.searchforvideo.com/watchclip.php?title=Space+Balls+%28alien+Gag%29&link=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2F%3Fv%3D0VvHKAwFTlQ&description=Alien+Gag+from+Spaceballs&source=YouTube.com&image=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.youtube.com%2Fvi%2F0VvHKAwFTlQ%2Fdefault.jpg&category=directory&searchterm=%2Fentertainment%2Fmovies%2Fspaceballs%2F)
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shitting and puking at the same time must be 6.
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But, 2 + 3 = 5
Maybe we should number things
using the Godel numbers?
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If you starting bringing arithmetic into it, it's not gonna be a huge step to trigonometry, and I have enough trouble with trigonometry that doesn't involve body fluids.
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Trig would be tricky.
I was thinking that abstract
algebra was more suitable to
this.
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Is a number 0 when you're not doing anything? The world demands to know!
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And negatives are for insertions?
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And negatives are for insertions?
Alcohol = -1
Weed = -2
Crack = -3
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Boring. Much more interesting to arrange it so that
we have a zero sum game where needed. Thus,
drinking piss = -1, ect. Though, I still think that
we need to use Godel numbers, to get it correct.
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If you starting bringing arithmetic into it, it's not gonna be a huge step to trigonometry, and I have enough trouble with trigonometry that doesn't involve body fluids.
It does if you want to find the trajectory of you projectile number 3 ;)
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And negatives are for insertions?
Alcohol = -1
Weed = -2
Crack = -3
But that makes no sense. Drugs (from an evolutationary standpoint) aren't as natural a part of the human existence as sex. I therefore say that at least some sexual acts should have lower absolute values than drug consumption.
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alien (http://www.searchforvideo.com/watchclip.php?title=Space+Balls+%28alien+Gag%29&link=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2F%3Fv%3D0VvHKAwFTlQ&description=Alien+Gag+from+Spaceballs&source=YouTube.com&image=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.youtube.com%2Fvi%2F0VvHKAwFTlQ%2Fdefault.jpg&category=directory&searchterm=%2Fentertainment%2Fmovies%2Fspaceballs%2F)
*dies* :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Great. Now I'm a widower. :-[
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*comes back to life*
there, now you are a married man.
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Mmm...undead.
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semirotten fleshy bits hanging off
decomposing come to halt too late
bloody stains and loose ears
rolling eyeballs dislodged
lips that stick to coffee cups and stay
smells that cause panic and dismay
that's what it's like being a dead man
dead man or woman
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Take me now.
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Jacking off 7?
Hocking a loogie 8?
Fart with a tail 1 and a 1/2?
Pissing blood 0.5?
Diarrhea 1.75?
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::) Way to get things back on topic.
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Take me now.
into my tattered arms
i take thee
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What about farting out a leprechaun?
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Jacking off 7?
Hocking a loogie 8?
Fart with a tail 1 and a 1/2?
Pissing blood 0.5?
Diarrhea 1.75?
aren't we a bit meticulous?
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Take me now.
into my tattered arms
i take thee
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TD7JsIISN8E
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ah the 80s.
looks like Lost Boys.
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math = death.
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Just wait until you someone woos you with graph theory. :laugh:
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I reject all graph theory.
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Math has some practical applications, but mostly it is boring as hell to me. I have to force myself to do it.
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So you say now, but when faced
with the traveling salesman problem,
you DO need to come up with a good
solution, after all.
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So you say now, but when faced
with the traveling salesman problem,
you DO need to come up with a good
solution, after all.
Which one is that? The one where I try to figure out how to dispose of his body?
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No, where you try and avoid having more
than one show up in you at once. :laugh:
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No, where you try and avoid having more
than one show up in you at once. :laugh:
Never had one show up "in" me. I don't eat in that big of portions. Their meat doesn't seem appealing either.
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Well, you need money to attract them.
Or something.
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Well, you need money to attract them.
Or something.
They don't come into my neighborhood at all (haven't seen a real door to door salesman in years). When people show up on my doorstep, I make them go away usually (pretty damn mean about it). Unless it is some kids selling something, then I am actually nice when telling them to go away.
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you don't have to eat them. :eyebrows:
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'lessin they're cute.
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i mean travelin' salesman inside of you :eyebrows: