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Title: Bodily evacuations
Post by: Calandale on October 06, 2007, 07:56:12 PM
If number one is peeing, and number two is shitting,
is vomiting number three?
Title: Re: Bodily evacuations
Post by: Parts on October 06, 2007, 08:07:13 PM
Yes, but what about menstruation 4
Title: Re: Bodily evacuations
Post by: rocketturtle on October 06, 2007, 09:56:57 PM
what if an alien hatches in your abdomen and rips its way out? is that number 5?
Title: Re: Bodily evacuations
Post by: Calandale on October 06, 2007, 10:02:04 PM
 alien (http://www.searchforvideo.com/watchclip.php?title=Space+Balls+%28alien+Gag%29&link=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2F%3Fv%3D0VvHKAwFTlQ&description=Alien+Gag+from+Spaceballs&source=YouTube.com&image=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.youtube.com%2Fvi%2F0VvHKAwFTlQ%2Fdefault.jpg&category=directory&searchterm=%2Fentertainment%2Fmovies%2Fspaceballs%2F)
Title: Re: Bodily evacuations
Post by: willow on October 06, 2007, 10:02:57 PM
shitting and puking at the same time must be 6.
Title: Re: Bodily evacuations
Post by: Calandale on October 06, 2007, 10:05:49 PM
But, 2 + 3 = 5

Maybe we should number things
using the Godel numbers?
Title: Re: Bodily evacuations
Post by: maldoror on October 07, 2007, 01:00:49 AM
If you starting bringing arithmetic into it, it's not gonna be a huge step to trigonometry, and I have enough trouble with trigonometry that doesn't involve body fluids.
Title: Re: Bodily evacuations
Post by: Calandale on October 07, 2007, 02:12:07 AM
Trig would be tricky.
I was thinking that abstract
algebra was more suitable to
this.
Title: Re: Bodily evacuations
Post by: Tequila on October 07, 2007, 05:13:46 AM
Is a number 0 when you're not doing anything?  The world demands to know!
Title: Re: Bodily evacuations
Post by: Calandale on October 07, 2007, 05:30:12 AM
And negatives are for insertions?
Title: Re: Bodily evacuations
Post by: Christopher McCandless on October 07, 2007, 05:42:43 AM
And negatives are for insertions?
Alcohol = -1
Weed = -2
Crack = -3
Title: Re: Bodily evacuations
Post by: Calandale on October 07, 2007, 05:47:45 AM
Boring. Much more interesting to arrange it so that
we have a zero sum game where needed. Thus,
drinking piss = -1, ect. Though, I still think that
we need to use Godel numbers, to get it correct.
Title: Re: Bodily evacuations
Post by: Parts on October 07, 2007, 05:53:54 AM
If you starting bringing arithmetic into it, it's not gonna be a huge step to trigonometry, and I have enough trouble with trigonometry that doesn't involve body fluids.

It does if you want to find the trajectory of you projectile number 3 ;)
Title: Re: Bodily evacuations
Post by: El on October 07, 2007, 07:08:32 AM
And negatives are for insertions?
Alcohol = -1
Weed = -2
Crack = -3

But that makes no sense. Drugs (from an evolutationary standpoint) aren't as natural a part of the human existence as sex.  I therefore say that at least some sexual acts should have lower absolute values than drug consumption.
Title: Re: Bodily evacuations
Post by: SovaNu on October 07, 2007, 09:01:08 PM
alien (http://www.searchforvideo.com/watchclip.php?title=Space+Balls+%28alien+Gag%29&link=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2F%3Fv%3D0VvHKAwFTlQ&description=Alien+Gag+from+Spaceballs&source=YouTube.com&image=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.youtube.com%2Fvi%2F0VvHKAwFTlQ%2Fdefault.jpg&category=directory&searchterm=%2Fentertainment%2Fmovies%2Fspaceballs%2F)

*dies* :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: Bodily evacuations
Post by: Calandale on October 07, 2007, 09:02:49 PM
Great. Now I'm a widower.  :-[
Title: Re: Bodily evacuations
Post by: SovaNu on October 07, 2007, 09:27:58 PM
*comes back to life*

there, now you are a married man.
Title: Re: Bodily evacuations
Post by: Calandale on October 07, 2007, 09:29:52 PM
Mmm...undead.
Title: Re: Bodily evacuations
Post by: SovaNu on October 07, 2007, 09:32:30 PM
semirotten fleshy bits hanging off
decomposing come to halt too late
bloody stains and loose ears
rolling eyeballs dislodged
lips that stick to coffee cups and stay
smells that cause panic and dismay

that's what it's like being a dead man
dead man or woman
Title: Re: Bodily evacuations
Post by: Calandale on October 07, 2007, 09:35:10 PM
Take me now.
Title: Re: Bodily evacuations
Post by: The Racist Rapist on October 07, 2007, 09:36:03 PM
Jacking off 7?

Hocking a loogie 8?

Fart with a tail 1 and a 1/2?

Pissing blood 0.5?

Diarrhea 1.75?
Title: Re: Bodily evacuations
Post by: Calandale on October 07, 2007, 09:38:06 PM
 ::) Way to get things back on topic.
Title: Re: Bodily evacuations
Post by: SovaNu on October 07, 2007, 09:38:37 PM
Take me now.

into my tattered arms
i take thee
Title: Re: Bodily evacuations
Post by: maldoror on October 07, 2007, 09:38:47 PM
What about farting out a leprechaun?
Title: Re: Bodily evacuations
Post by: SovaNu on October 07, 2007, 09:39:13 PM
Jacking off 7?

Hocking a loogie 8?

Fart with a tail 1 and a 1/2?

Pissing blood 0.5?

Diarrhea 1.75?

aren't we a bit meticulous?
Title: Re: Bodily evacuations
Post by: Calandale on October 07, 2007, 09:40:36 PM
Take me now.

into my tattered arms
i take thee

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TD7JsIISN8E
Title: Re: Bodily evacuations
Post by: SovaNu on October 07, 2007, 09:47:49 PM
ah the 80s.
looks like Lost Boys.
Title: Re: Bodily evacuations
Post by: willow on October 07, 2007, 11:21:33 PM
math = death.
Title: Re: Bodily evacuations
Post by: Calandale on October 07, 2007, 11:26:18 PM
Just wait until you someone woos you with graph theory. :laugh:
Title: Re: Bodily evacuations
Post by: willow on October 07, 2007, 11:29:13 PM
I reject all graph theory.
Title: Re: Bodily evacuations
Post by: Alex179 on October 07, 2007, 11:32:05 PM
Math has some practical applications, but mostly it is boring as hell to me.   I have to force myself to do it.
Title: Re: Bodily evacuations
Post by: Calandale on October 07, 2007, 11:32:19 PM
So you say now, but when faced
with the traveling salesman problem,
you DO need to come up with a good
solution, after all.
Title: Re: Bodily evacuations
Post by: Alex179 on October 07, 2007, 11:33:10 PM
So you say now, but when faced
with the traveling salesman problem,
you DO need to come up with a good
solution, after all.
Which one is that?   The one where I try to figure out how to dispose of his body?
Title: Re: Bodily evacuations
Post by: Calandale on October 07, 2007, 11:34:33 PM
No, where you try and avoid having more
than one show up in you at once.  :laugh:
Title: Re: Bodily evacuations
Post by: Alex179 on October 07, 2007, 11:36:08 PM
No, where you try and avoid having more
than one show up in you at once.  :laugh:
Never had one show up "in" me.   I don't eat in that big of portions.   Their meat doesn't seem appealing either.
Title: Re: Bodily evacuations
Post by: Calandale on October 07, 2007, 11:38:07 PM
Well, you need money to attract them.
Or something.
Title: Re: Bodily evacuations
Post by: Alex179 on October 07, 2007, 11:40:07 PM
Well, you need money to attract them.
Or something.
They don't come into my neighborhood at all (haven't seen a real door to door salesman in years).   When people show up on my doorstep, I make them go away usually (pretty damn mean about it).   Unless it is some kids selling something, then I am actually nice when telling them to go away.   
Title: Re: Bodily evacuations
Post by: SovaNu on October 07, 2007, 11:56:52 PM
you don't have to eat them. :eyebrows:
Title: Re: Bodily evacuations
Post by: Calandale on October 08, 2007, 12:20:30 AM
'lessin they're cute.
Title: Re: Bodily evacuations
Post by: SovaNu on October 08, 2007, 12:22:13 AM
i mean travelin' salesman inside of you :eyebrows: