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Start here => What's your crime? Basic Discussion => Topic started by: richard on September 24, 2007, 07:06:12 PM
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well? i think its pretty cool. it kindof feels like sticking your face out of the window on the freeway. exillerating yet fun all at the same time
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How did you do it?
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in your case get on a chair and tie a rope to your ceeling fan :laugh:
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Piss off. The fan broke.
No, I'm serious. How did you
do it?
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well its pretty simple really, you have a hot girl do it for you. are you dating anyone?
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Are you?
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Choking your chicken? :wanker:
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well its pretty simple really, you have a hot girl do it for you. are you dating anyone?
Of course not. Only managed ONE date in my
life. Hope not to make that mistake again.
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well its pretty simple really, you have a hot girl do it for you. are you dating anyone?
The guy usually does it to the girl unless you like to be dominated like a little bitch. ::)
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Can you smell the stereotypes? ::)
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Someone like choking her man? :laugh:
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Far be it from me to bring every intimate detail of my sex life onto a public forum. :)
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Awww. :'(
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So, my mom does it to me, and I don't care.
As long as it doesnt bother anyone else, there is no need to be embarassed.
Its like going to a nude beach.
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Far be it from me to bring every intimate detail of my sex life onto a public forum. :)
Translation:
'I choke Neuroman and he loves it!'
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I bet you wish I choked you, literally also.
However, I would be too busy choking Jessica with my cock down her throat, as its too rich. I could also say me choking her literally is like having sex, as its so good, it takes the life out of her.
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So, my mom does it to me, and I don't care.
As long as it doesnt bother anyone else, there is no need to be embarassed.
Its like going to a nude beach.
I bet you wish I choked you, literally also.
However, I would be too busy choking Jessica with my cock down her throat, as its too rich. I could also say me choking her literally is like having sex, as its so good, it takes the life out of her.
fuck me sideways. I wonder what Randy's dreams are like?
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I like Homer choking his son.
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Translation:
'I choke Neuroman and he loves it!'
LOL. Actually no. I have never choked Neuroman. I just like to leave red herrings to screw with people. One day you'll believe me.
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The guy from INXS died choking himself while masturbating btw.
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Yeah - I'm well aware of the dangers.
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Yeah - I'm well aware of the dangers.
Wasn't exactly directing that at you, most people are aware that choking yourself or others can result in death haha.
Oh look at your karma. Can't have anyone yaying or gheying you I guess.
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So, my mom does it to me, and I don't care.
As long as it doesnt bother anyone else, there is no need to be embarassed.
Its like going to a nude beach.
:o
Your mom chokes you while you masturbate? That's pretty twisted.
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:plus:
Glad someone else caught that.
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Yeah - I'm well aware of the dangers.
Wasn't exactly directing that at you, most people are aware that choking yourself or others can result in death haha.
Oh look at your karma. Can't have anyone yaying or gheying you I guess.
Not true. I have put her back on 69 for a while now, but someone always gheys her back down.
???
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:plus:
Glad someone else caught that.
Oh, I caught it, but I wasn't quite sure my "Twisted, Sick Fucking Bitch" response would have been appropriate as long as he still wakes up afterward.
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Yeah - I'm well aware of the dangers.
Wasn't exactly directing that at you, most people are aware that choking yourself or others can result in death haha.
Oh look at your karma. Can't have anyone yaying or gheying you I guess.
Not true. I have put her back on 69 for a while now, but someone always gheys her back down.
???
Not even me, but I'll start playing now.
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Not true. I have put her back on 69 for a while now, but someone always gheys her back down.
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:LOL: Oh, it was you. You and Callaway - I get 69'ed by the strangest people.
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dammit! Got my timing wrong.
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Not true. I have put her back on 69 for a while now, but someone always gheys her back down.
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:LOL: Oh, it was you. You and Callaway - I get 69'ed by the strangest people.
We are strange, are we?
I'm not strange. Are you strange, DirtDawg?
:lol:
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Anyone you have sex with that isn't your significant other is considered "strange". Hence the term "getting some strange" being attached to cheating in a monogamous relationship. Though I think you already know that for some reason. I will post it anyways haha.
I caught what Randy said with him saying his mom chokes him while he masturbates (or while she jerks him off). I wonder if he meant to put it that way or not. I bet he will claim he was going for a laugh.
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I sometimes wish he wouldn't
share all the details of his family/love
life.
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Not true. I have put her back on 69 for a while now, but someone always gheys her back down.
???
:LOL: Oh, it was you. You and Callaway - I get 69'ed by the strangest people.
We are strange, are we?
I'm not strange. Are you strange, DirtDawg?
:lol:
Who's strange?
I'm not strange.
:D
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That's what I said.
:laugh:
:plus:
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Typo maybe, I have lots of family stress, but other than that its fine.
My mom doesnt have sex with me, thank god.
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We are strange, are we?
I'm not strange. Are you strange, DirtDawg?
:lol:
Who's strange?
I'm not strange.
:D
Just not people I would expect to find seeking oral favors from me....
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We are strange, are we?
I'm not strange. Are you strange, DirtDawg?
:lol:
Who's strange?
I'm not strange.
:D
Just not people I would expect to find seeking oral favors from me....
Actually, I was not seeking, but offering. OK, maybe I'm a little strange.
:angel:
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We are strange, are we?
I'm not strange. Are you strange, DirtDawg?
:lol:
Who's strange?
I'm not strange.
:D
Just not people I would expect to find seeking oral favors from me....
You're popular now. Maybe you will get some oral action in return. Where is the line? Need a number machine for line management?
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Actually, I was not seeking, but offering. OK, maybe I'm a little strange.
:angel:
Not strange, just too strong a telepath for your own good. :laugh:
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My mom doesnt have sex with me, thank god.
Well, she's probably post-menopausal, so
might be a better choice than many.
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No. I don't like it. Sticking your head out on the motorway is always fun though. Unless you're dumb enough to do it when a car is coming past.
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A relative did that to his hand. Damn near came off, the daft cunt.
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We are strange, are we?
I'm not strange. Are you strange, DirtDawg?
:lol:
Who's strange?
I'm not strange.
:D
Just not people I would expect to find seeking oral favors from me....
Actually, I was not seeking, but offering. OK, maybe I'm a little strange.
:angel:
Well, I AM strange and curiously proud of it! :green:
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can't say I like choking myself :p