I don't bully midgets by the way...honest!
I was directed here by a close friend and member of the boards because, she says, I have social problems, similar to people on here.
I had to wonder though, since 99.9% of humans, tend to irritate me profusely, would being on here really be any use? Probably not, but who gives a shit.
My name is Kenny Lingus, I'm 28, , write my own music, play guitar, drink Jack Daniels, watch crap horror and comedy films, listen to metal music although I'm open minded and can embrace a lot of different stuff. I also want a fine collection of swords and daggers but the fucking bank won't give me Maestro on my card. And I'm a handsome big twat as well.
Oh, if you've ever packed bags in shops for people, leave me alone.
;)
Looks like you'll fit in here then. Or not. We don't care really. ;)
99.9% of people irritate some of us too *cough*PEEGAI*cough* which is how this site came about, cos we tend to get booted out of other aspie sites. :angel:
You're allowed to be a cunt here - check out Happeh's posts and you'll see what I mean. As for metal, if you're a normal, mentally well adjusted metalhead, rather than "TR00 BLACK METAL" welcome - I hate those silly cunts, most of them seem to have shit for brains...so WeLcOmE To InTeNsItY?...
99.9% of people irritate some of us too *cough*PEEGAI*cough*
Ignore him. He loves me really.
99.9% of people irritate some of us too *cough*PEEGAI*cough*
Ignore him. He loves me really.
I meant almost everyone irritates you, you muppet. :P
99.9% of people irritate some of us too *cough*PEEGAI*cough*
Ignore him. He loves me really.
I meant almost everyone irritates you, you muppet. :P Although to be fair you irritate them too, so its a circle jerk. :laugh:
99.9% of people irritate some of us too *cough*PEEGAI*cough*
Ignore him. He loves me really.
I meant almost everyone irritates you, you muppet. :P
I am a muppet, yes. A proud one at that!
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99.9% of people irritate some of us too *cough*PEEGAI*cough*
Ignore him. He loves me really.
I meant almost everyone irritates you, you muppet. :P
I am a muppet, yes. A proud one at that!
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But the real question is which muppet are you??
http://quizilla.com/users/SummerSCSA/quizzes/Which%20Muppet%20are%20You%3F
(http://images.quizilla.com/S/SummerSCSA/1036985863_turesgonzo.jpg)
I am Gonzo. Fear.Quote
Does anyone else find his nose disturbingly phallic in some bizare, twisted way??
(http://images.quizilla.com/S/SummerSCSA/1036985863_turesgonzo.jpg)
I am Gonzo. Fear.Quote
Does anyone else find his nose disturbingly phallic in some bizare, twisted way??
It's an accurate representation of mine, although it's not John Holmes worthy.
I think he died of AIDS.
I think he died of AIDS.
Yep- he did in '88
I think he died of AIDS.
Yep- he did in '88
Should've thought with his brain instead of his big dick.
Cock-a-doodle-doo!
I think he died of AIDS.
Yep- he did in '88
Should've thought with his brain instead of his big dick.
Cock-a-doodle-doo!
But in all fairness since he spent so much time fucking- there wouldn't have often been a lot of bloodflow to his brain :D
Aye, I'm a mate of HG's...how did you guess?
Plus to answer someone else, yes it's Vic Reeves in my avatar. Probably his best character to date I think. Kinky John Fowler, the club compere in Bang Bang It's Reeves and Mortimer...funny as fuck! :D
He used him again for Catterick aye. I watched Catterick from start to finish last weekend as I missed most of it when it was originally shown on TV. And "American style detective" John Fowler (the American Eagle) was the best in that too!
"there were no fingerprints found at the scene of the crime, from this I deduced that the murderer had no hands....or was a giant insect" ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Big Night Out wasn't up to much. My brother bought most of the Reeves and Mortimer stuff, including Monkey Trousers, and I think Big Night Out is the wrost out the lot, they appear to be trying too hard, still laugh now and then at it though lol.
Aye, I'm a mate of HG's...how did you guess?
Plus to answer someone else, yes it's Vic Reeves in my avatar. Probably his best character to date I think. Kinky John Fowler, the club compere in Bang Bang It's Reeves and Mortimer...funny as fuck! :D
Actually, I think like HG when it comes to the "no chance in hell" remark. Personally I'd rather stand naked in the middle of a cat fight in the back garden than have some vile cretinous drunken wretch of a girl grunting and moaning on top of me.
Maybe I'm just gay, who knows?
It's not so much a problem with intimacy, it's more that I've rarely met anyone that deserves my attention :)
Heaviest bands I'm into are Death and Obituary,
QuoteHeaviest bands I'm into are Death and Obituary,
Ooo the glory days of death metal those bands are.
Especially Death, shame the bloke died of a brain tumour
What about Carcass? Napalm Death?
Oh and of course
Lawnmower death?
Kenny, are you considering starting an ask Jizz thread?
Or are you scared all the DARK secrets will come out. Wink
Praetor dont encourage him!!!
My Kenny can out-conversation almost anyone about music/bands. Cool
i have a friend whose name is Isaac Lock. it could've been worse - his name could've been Isaac Cox.i suck cocks.