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Start here => Free For ALL => Topic started by: maldoror on September 15, 2007, 05:13:13 PM
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I need a kitty vibrator. My cat is in heat. I didn't get her fixed because she is a purebred siamese, and when I got her I thought I might want kittens, but my current living situation prohibits this. Anyway, yeah, she's in heat, and not for the first time, and I feel really bad for her so I almost stick a pen up her cooter to make her satisfied but I figured it would hurt her and I stopped. The point to this is that there needs to be some kind of kitty vibrator I can buy her. :sheeplove:
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Uhm, just use a finger?
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Remember to bite her neck though.
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I'm not keen to ponder cat sexuality for too long, but I mean, do they even have orgasms? I don't think putting something inside her is going to help. Besides, wouldn't you have to do all the purring and wailing and fighting first that cats do before they mate :laugh: ?
Isn't that the thing that is making her all feisty?
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I think it's the spikes on the male's
penis, actually.
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Couldn't you just get a normal vibrator and buzz her on the genital region with no penetration?
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Or just run the vacuum over her?
I mean, cats just love appliances
coming close to their bodies.
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I need a kitty vibrator. My cat is in heat. I didn't get her fixed because she is a purebred siamese, and when I got her I thought I might want kittens, but my current living situation prohibits this. Anyway, yeah, she's in heat, and not for the first time, and I feel really bad for her so I almost stick a pen up her cooter to make her satisfied but I figured it would hurt her and I stopped. The point to this is that there needs to be some kind of kitty vibrator I can buy her. :sheeplove:
Years ago, when I was in a room with a cat in heat, I suggested the owner use a 1/4" tipring patch cord on her.
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My girlfriend told Me today I need to buy a vibrator for Her and use it on Her. ;D
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My girlfriend told Me today I need to buy a vibrator for Her and use it on Her. ;D
Sounds like everybody's pussy is on heat at the moment, then! ;)
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My girlfriend told Me today I need to buy a vibrator for Her and use it on Her. ;D
Sounds like everybody's pussy is on heat at the moment, then! ;)
She has a high sex drive. :o
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My girlfriend told Me today I need to buy a vibrator for Her and use it on Her. ;D
Sounds like everybody's pussy is on heat at the moment, then! ;)
She has a high sex drive. :o
Oh, now everyone who's getting some, has to brag about it! ;)
I hope you fart during critical moment then! Braggart.
(ooh, who is jealous, then...mmm!)
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My girlfriend told Me today I need to buy a vibrator for Her and use it on Her. ;D
Sounds like everybody's pussy is on heat at the moment, then! ;)
She has a high sex drive. :o
Oh, now everyone who's getting some, has to brag about it! ;)
I hope you fart during critical moment then! Braggart.
(ooh, who is jealous, then...mmm!)
I am not trying to brag She does get turn on easly. It does not take much to turn Her on.
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My girlfriend told Me today I need to buy a vibrator for Her and use it on Her. ;D
Sounds like everybody's pussy is on heat at the moment, then! ;)
She has a high sex drive. :o
Oh, now everyone who's getting some, has to brag about it! ;)
I hope you fart during critical moment then! Braggart.
(ooh, who is jealous, then...mmm!)
I am not trying to brag She does get turn on easly. It does not take much to turn Her on.
I was just teasing you playfully. I'm happy for you Kevv. :-*
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I think it's the spikes on the male's
penis, actually.
Actually, female cats, in lab experiments, still make the same noises when penetrated with a smooth object.
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I don't want to know HOW you know this. :laugh:
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I heard using a Q-tip works
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I think it's the spikes on the male's
penis, actually.
Actually, female cats, in lab experiments, still make the same noises when penetrated with a smooth object.
:puke:
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I SO should have gone into biology.
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I think it's the spikes on the male's
penis, actually.
Actually, female cats, in lab experiments, still make the same noises when penetrated with a smooth object.
:puke:
I don't want to know HOW you know this. :laugh:
It's called the Discovery Channel. ::)
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TV is the degeneration of modern morality! :soapbox:
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I think it's the spikes on the male's
penis, actually.
Actually, female cats, in lab experiments, still make the same noises when penetrated with a smooth object.
:puke:
I don't want to know HOW you know this. :laugh:
It's called the Discovery Channel. ::)
See, if I was watching Fox and it had ANYTHING to do with Cats mating, I would change the channel. I find your pics of planes much more interesting than rooting cats. Fuck, they shouldn't even be allowed to procreate!
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oh. i thought this thread was going to be a new toy, a sort of development on the rabbit. :'(
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My girlfriend told Me today I need to buy a vibrator for Her and use it on Her. ;D
Sounds like everybody's pussy is on heat at the moment, then! ;)
She has a high sex drive. :o
Oh, now everyone who's getting some, has to brag about it! ;)
I hope you fart during critical moment then! Braggart.
(ooh, who is jealous, then...mmm!)
I am not trying to brag She does get turn on easly. It does not take much to turn Her on.
I was just teasing you playfully. I'm happy for you Kevv. :-*
I am very playfully. :eyebrows:
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I think it's the spikes on the male's
penis, actually.
Actually, female cats, in lab experiments, still make the same noises when penetrated with a smooth object.
:puke:
I don't want to know HOW you know this. :laugh:
It's called the Discovery Channel. ::)
That was a discovery I could have lived without. :P
How to Calm a Cat in Heat.
http://www.ehow.com/how_2054778_calm-cat-heat.html
" Step Three
Help keep the cat busy. Cats in heat appear to have extra energy that can be assuaged with playful distractions. Provide your cat with new toys, preferably ones that will inspire her to jump toward or run after them."
A remote-controlled vibrator maybe? :kitten:
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You could always try a little catunnlingus :green:
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You could always try a little catunnlingus :green:
Blech. I should have known better than to ask this here, of all places. :green:
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Yeah, the furry tongue is awful,
but a dental dam works to prevent
that. I know it's not the same, but
hey!
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Yeah, the furry tongue is awful,
but a dental dam works to prevent
that. I know it's not the same, but
hey!
Have you ever actually licked a cat's genitals, Calandale?
:puke:
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Not that I remember. :laugh:
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Not that I remember. :laugh:
you must've been pretty fucked up then. ;D
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Pics, or it ain't so!
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oh. i thought this thread was going to be a new toy, a sort of development on the rabbit. :'(
sigh me too.
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Couldn't you just get a normal vibrator and buzz her on the genital region with no penetration?
I think this has been the best advice so far!
When I was growing up, mu mum bred Siamese cats for a while. When they are in season, there is nothing quite like that sound. They scream. Neighbours could probably hear it.
To quieten the female cat in season, Mum would put her in an open-ended box and cover it with a light blanket or sheet. This really did help to calm the cat down (also helped us to be able to sleep at night!), it can even shorten the season.
Hope this helps.
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oh. i thought this thread was going to be a new toy, a sort of development on the rabbit. :'(
I thought it was going to be about the Hello Kitty vibrators :laugh::
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v108/keighleymd/kittyvib.jpg)
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:plus:
Her FIRST sex toy. :laugh:
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Couldn't you just get a normal vibrator and buzz her on the genital region with no penetration?
I don't have a normal vibrator. I guess that's a pretty good way to confuse a sex store clerk though.
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Couldn't you just get a normal vibrator and buzz her on the genital region with no penetration?
I don't have a normal vibrator. I guess that's a pretty good way to confuse a sex store clerk though.
"Um, er, yeah, I need it for the cat."
:laugh:
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Actually, female cats, in lab experiments, still make the same noises when penetrated with a smooth object.
:laugh:
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☺, do you have any pictures of your cat that you could post here?
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Hmm, that's kind of a tall order. ;)
Here she is, chillin with her favorite splotchy faced villain:
(http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/9454/picture001bh7.th.jpg) (http://img217.imageshack.us/my.php?image=picture001bh7.jpg)
(http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/4589/la4d8ab52a4d830d28dabf7nz0.th.jpg) (http://img526.imageshack.us/my.php?image=la4d8ab52a4d830d28dabf7nz0.jpg)
[img=http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/9454/picture001bh7.th.jpg] (http://img217.imageshack.us/my.php?image=picture001bh7.jpg)
[img=http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/4589/la4d8ab52a4d830d28dabf7nz0.th.jpg] (http://img526.imageshack.us/my.php?image=la4d8ab52a4d830d28dabf7nz0.jpg)
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She's lovely, thank you for posting those. :) :plus:
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I think it's the spikes on the male's
penis, actually.
Actually, female cats, in lab experiments, still make the same noises when penetrated with a smooth object.
:puke:
I don't want to know HOW you know this. :laugh:
It's called the Discovery Channel. ::)
See, if I was watching Fox and it had ANYTHING to do with Cats mating, I would change the channel. I find your pics of planes much more interesting than rooting cats. Fuck, they shouldn't even be allowed to procreate!
I was posting pics of planes back in 2007?? :scratchhead: I thought I started doing that in 2009.