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Title: Why I am such an annoying horny bastard
Post by: Randy on September 01, 2007, 12:28:59 PM
     I have not Jessica to sit down and jack off over the phone with me in over a month.  I have not talked to her on the phone in a month, or so.  I can understand how frusturated she must be, but its rude. I am still making the effort even though I can go out and find a girfriend without the internet now.  If she don't want me, let me f u c k n go!  I complained about her lack of tact when she said something that sounded mean threw in something about me dumping her,  be she still wants me.  If she is sick then she should talk to me.  She won't, and I tell her everything I am doing.  Including that I called my brother a bacon bit.  I am out of weapons, tried everything to talk to me.  I am just sitting her waiting and waiting.  I worked my ass off!  I go out of my way to be a fuckn saint, because that is what is best for her and me.  Its more than to put on a show.  I have said it about a few times, your fine, I love you, I want you!  Perverted shit alot, even told  what pictures I liked that she sent me.  What happened to I am going to spank you if you dump me?  She didn't not even bother this time.
     I will continue to wait, perhaps there is something worth wild.  I would be like this anyway, but its worse now because of her.  I hope she is happy, because I am not.  I hope even more that something is not the matter with her.
Title: Re: Why I am such an annoying horny bastard
Post by: SovaNu on September 01, 2007, 12:33:17 PM
yay Flo your karma!!!

woohoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*celebrates*

it's 100!!!

 :1st: :wedding: :best: :bdaygrn: :birthday: :cake: :devour: :cheese: :pizza: :coffee: :tea: :star: :heart: :cheer: :roses: :congrats: :hug: :fiveshots: :glug: :beergrin: :beer: :grouphug: :vulcan: :prude: :eh: :LMAO: :chicken: :cat: :sheeplove: :kitten: :hornysign: :good: :boobs: :bounce: :dominatrix: :cfm: :notes: :headphones: :flasher: :penis: :rock: :dancers: :puke: :happypuke: :belly: :oneliner: :crowd: :crowd: :crowd: :crowd: :fsm: :thanks: :crown: :david: :party: :kilt:
Title: Re: Why I am such an annoying horny bastard
Post by: richard on September 01, 2007, 07:34:40 PM
hey brah, did you guys ever get married?
Title: Re: Why I am such an annoying horny bastard
Post by: McGiver on September 01, 2007, 07:40:22 PM
my answer to the title question would be:

lack of abilify in your life!
Title: Re: Why I am such an annoying horny bastard
Post by: Kosmonaut on September 01, 2007, 07:59:54 PM
i don't know - you need to find a publisher
Title: Re: Why I am such an annoying horny bastard
Post by: Calandale on September 01, 2007, 11:09:00 PM
To us, you ARE a fairy saint.
Title: Re: Why I am such an annoying horny bastard
Post by: SovaNu on September 05, 2007, 01:29:18 AM
101 dalmatians. :green:
Title: Re: Why I am such an annoying horny bastard
Post by: Calandale on September 05, 2007, 01:34:12 AM
damnations.
Title: Re: Why I am such an annoying horny bastard
Post by: SovaNu on September 05, 2007, 01:36:09 AM
dillydally diddlewink. she said without a blink.
Title: Re: Why I am such an annoying horny bastard
Post by: Calandale on September 05, 2007, 01:37:19 AM
I'm going to have to have a wank, now.
Title: Re: Why I am such an annoying horny bastard
Post by: Callaway on September 05, 2007, 01:39:55 AM
Your karma is 420 and that is supposed to mean something, Milla.

I can't remember what.

I need some sleep.

 :dream:
Title: Re: Why I am such an annoying horny bastard
Post by: SovaNu on September 05, 2007, 01:41:52 AM
 :stoned:
Title: Re: Why I am such an annoying horny bastard
Post by: Calandale on September 05, 2007, 01:56:48 AM
Hitler's Birthday.
Title: Re: Why I am such an annoying horny bastard
Post by: SovaNu on September 05, 2007, 02:04:56 AM
weed time.
Title: Re: Why I am such an annoying horny bastard
Post by: Calandale on September 05, 2007, 02:24:57 AM
Hitler didn't do much weed.

Probably wouldn't have gotten
to be what he did, if he did.
Title: Re: Why I am such an annoying horny bastard
Post by: SovaNu on September 05, 2007, 02:30:46 AM
too bad he didn't smoke weed.
Title: Re: Why I am such an annoying horny bastard
Post by: Calandale on September 05, 2007, 03:04:34 AM
To bad the generals didn't smoke HIM.
Title: Re: Why I am such an annoying horny bastard
Post by: SovaNu on September 05, 2007, 03:06:22 AM
weed is the drug of peace.
Title: Re: Why I am such an annoying horny bastard
Post by: Calandale on September 05, 2007, 03:07:25 AM
Until one gets paranoid, and
goes postal.  :green:
Title: Re: Why I am such an annoying horny bastard
Post by: SovaNu on September 05, 2007, 03:07:56 AM
course. :green:
Title: Re: Why I am such an annoying horny bastard
Post by: Calandale on September 05, 2007, 03:14:55 AM
air
Title: Re: Why I am such an annoying horny bastard
Post by: SovaNu on September 05, 2007, 03:15:30 AM
fire
Title: Re: Why I am such an annoying horny bastard
Post by: Calandale on September 05, 2007, 03:20:42 AM
Maurice White
Title: Re: Why I am such an annoying horny bastard
Post by: SovaNu on September 05, 2007, 03:22:54 AM
Candle Johnson
Title: Re: Why I am such an annoying horny bastard
Post by: renaeden on September 05, 2007, 05:12:11 AM
Until one gets paranoid, and
goes postal.  :green:
That happened to me. But not the postal part.

( Re: Why I am such an annoying horny bastard )Randy, this is because you have too much of that ginseng stuff and you wank too much and if you haven't figured this out yet, you are stupider than I thought.
Title: Re: Why I am such an annoying horny bastard
Post by: Christopher McCandless on September 05, 2007, 10:18:34 AM
Hitler didn't do much weed.

Probably wouldn't have gotten
to be what he did, if he did.
Does weed cure Syphillis.
Title: Re: Why I am such an annoying horny bastard
Post by: SovaNu on September 05, 2007, 10:54:55 AM
Until one gets paranoid, and
goes postal.  :green:
That happened to me. But not the postal part.

( Re: Why I am such an annoying horny bastard )Randy, this is because you have too much of that ginseng stuff and you wank too much and if you haven't figured this out yet, you are stupider than I thought.

how much stupid did you think he was? :green:
Title: Re: Why I am such an annoying horny bastard
Post by: vodz on September 05, 2007, 10:56:17 AM
Until one gets paranoid, and
goes postal.  :green:
That happened to me. But not the postal part.

( Re: Why I am such an annoying horny bastard )Randy, this is because you have too much of that ginseng stuff and you wank too much and if you haven't figured this out yet, you are stupider than I thought.

how much stupid did you think he was? :green:

Seems like there's plenty for everyone.
Title: Re: Why I am such an annoying horny bastard
Post by: Randy on September 05, 2007, 12:39:03 PM
There is something wrong, and not me.  I cannot help her, and that is upsetting. Abilify does not make this town not crowded. Its for pyschotic, bipolar, and or schizophrenic people.  I am not psychotic anymore,  no offense you are aspies, and it looks likes you are aspies who have not learned completely cope with your handicaps.  I have to f u c k n manipulate the system just to get by.  f u c k n senitivity!  I guess I will imagine her well everytime I do it, and  all I can do is hope that will work.

I am not taking abilify no matter how nice you be, not even if you promise to have sex with me.  Got it?  Nothing!  You concern was appreciated, but after awhile you annoyed me.  I have no choice now but to ignore  your comments completely.
Title: Re: Why I am such an annoying horny bastard
Post by: Calandale on September 06, 2007, 12:07:57 AM
Hitler didn't do much weed.

Probably wouldn't have gotten
to be what he did, if he did.
Does weed cure Syphillis.

No. But it causes apathy.
Title: Re: Why I am such an annoying horny bastard
Post by: SovaNu on September 06, 2007, 04:59:49 AM
Until one gets paranoid, and
goes postal.  :green:
That happened to me. But not the postal part.

( Re: Why I am such an annoying horny bastard )Randy, this is because you have too much of that ginseng stuff and you wank too much and if you haven't figured this out yet, you are stupider than I thought.

how much stupid did you think he was? :green:

Seems like there's plenty for everyone.

you talkin' to me? you talkin da me?
Title: Re: Why I am such an annoying horny bastard
Post by: SovaNu on September 06, 2007, 05:01:46 AM
There is something wrong, and not me.  I cannot help her, and that is upsetting. Abilify does not make this town not crowded. Its for pyschotic, bipolar, and or schizophrenic people.  I am not psychotic anymore,  no offense you are aspies, and it looks likes you are aspies who have not learned completely cope with your handicaps.  I have to f u c k n manipulate the system just to get by.  f u c k n senitivity!  I guess I will imagine her well everytime I do it, and  all I can do is hope that will work.

I am not taking abilify no matter how nice you be, not even if you promise to have sex with me.  Got it?  Nothing!  You concern was appreciated, but after awhile you annoyed me.  I have no choice now but to ignore  your comments completely.

Fluorescent we love you just as you are.
Title: Re: Why I am such an annoying horny bastard
Post by: Christopher McCandless on September 06, 2007, 09:09:54 AM
There is something wrong, and not me.  I cannot help her, and that is upsetting. Abilify does not make this town not crowded. Its for pyschotic, bipolar, and or schizophrenic people.  I am not psychotic anymore,  no offense you are aspies, and it looks likes you are aspies who have not learned completely cope with your handicaps.  I have to f u c k n manipulate the system just to get by.  f u c k n senitivity!  I guess I will imagine her well everytime I do it, and  all I can do is hope that will work.

I am not taking abilify no matter how nice you be, not even if you promise to have sex with me.  Got it?  Nothing!  You concern was appreciated, but after awhile you annoyed me.  I have no choice now but to ignore  your comments completely.

Fluorescent we love you just as you are.
Ditto.  :plus:
Title: Re: Why I am such an annoying horny bastard
Post by: SovaNu on September 06, 2007, 04:16:36 PM
lookie. we agree. :green:
Title: Re: Why I am such an annoying horny bastard
Post by: McGiver on September 06, 2007, 07:47:40 PM
:booty:
Title: Re: Why I am such an annoying horny bastard
Post by: Christopher McCandless on September 07, 2007, 02:23:11 PM
:finger:
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Post by: SovaNu on September 07, 2007, 02:25:15 PM
you gonna stick that somewhere.
Title: Re: Why I am such an annoying horny bastard
Post by: Calandale on September 09, 2007, 04:17:38 AM
No, he just pulled it out of his ear.
Title: Re: Why I am such an annoying horny bastard
Post by: Randy on September 12, 2007, 10:17:03 AM
I will, although it might not be where you imagined. :wanker: :wanker: :wanker:
Jessica taught me naughty things, and she threatens me if I try and dump her. :wanker: :wanker: :wanker:
Title: Re: Why I am such an annoying horny bastard
Post by: Calandale on September 12, 2007, 09:50:43 PM
She threatens to do naughty things if you dump her?

I think she's trying to let you go easy.
Title: Re: Why I am such an annoying horny bastard
Post by: Randy on September 14, 2007, 01:32:08 PM
Oh no, she said she was not going to leave me alone the first time.  The second time she said if I dumped her she would give me a spaken.
Title: Re: Why I am such an annoying horny bastard
Post by: Calandale on September 14, 2007, 03:27:04 PM
A spaken, eh? Yeah, that would be pretty
tough, I guess.
Title: Re: Why I am such an annoying horny bastard
Post by: Randy on September 18, 2007, 01:01:09 PM
What makes an aspie not want to chat? I have thought all I could, and because she won't say anything to me, I can get on where.  I have told her she is smart person with AS, and I have people wanting to talk to me in real life while I am so busy.  I ask about her life, and she just won't answer.  I get a few bits and pieces, but nothing about her feelings, and I told her they were important to me. I ask because Peegai mentioned something about this, and I was wondering maybe if she was not in the mood.  That is totally cool, I get like that sometimes, but then I deal with it.  I am trying to teach her, as best as I can, because I just want to see her succeed, more than almost.
Title: Re: Why I am such an annoying horny bastard
Post by: SovaNu on September 18, 2007, 03:21:23 PM
Jessica, eh?
Title: Re: Why I am such an annoying horny bastard
Post by: Randy on September 21, 2007, 09:06:21 AM
She is just another person who makes me upset, three is too much.  It seems to be affecting my ability to concentrate.  You see simple spelling errors, and I suppose that is along the reasons why.  I care alot.  I will take on their suffering for them.
Title: Re: Why I am such an annoying horny bastard
Post by: SovaNu on September 25, 2007, 02:01:05 AM
that's great Glo.