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Title: Do you appeal to Ronald?
Post by: SovaNu on September 01, 2007, 12:28:10 PM
(http://www.rmhokc.com/Portals/0/Ronald%20McDonald%20Images%20029.jpg)

as in, how old are you? :P
Title: Re: Do you appeal to Ronald?
Post by: Christopher McCandless on September 01, 2007, 01:24:35 PM
My real age is 4, so yeah...  :laugh:
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Post by: Parts on September 01, 2007, 01:29:30 PM
Clowns are  EVIL
Title: Re: Do you appeal to Ronald?
Post by: maldoror on September 01, 2007, 01:32:54 PM
No, but ronald appeals to me. Oooh, the places I could stick that bushy red clown fro. How's that for reverse psychology? How do you like feeling the victim, Ronald?
Title: Re: Do you appeal to Ronald?
Post by: Callaway on September 01, 2007, 03:57:19 PM
(http://www.rmhokc.com/Portals/0/Ronald%20McDonald%20Images%20029.jpg)

as in, how old are you? :P

Has he done something I don't know about?

I met him IRL and he seemed like a decent person to me.  He gave me an autograph for my daughter and autographed a few of his movies that I brought with me for her.
Title: Re: Do you appeal to Ronald?
Post by: Calandale on September 01, 2007, 07:58:26 PM


I met him IRL and he seemed like a decent person to me.  He gave me an autograph for my daughter and autographed a few of his movies that I brought with me for her.

Ronald is like Goofy. I don't think that there's a single one.
Title: Re: Do you appeal to Ronald?
Post by: McGiver on September 01, 2007, 09:06:01 PM
i have a fear of clowns.
Title: Re: Do you appeal to Ronald?
Post by: SovaNu on September 01, 2007, 09:16:10 PM
one of the Ronald's was a pedophile as far as i understand. not to shatter your image of Ronald, Callaway. :P i'm sure the Ronald you met was a decent clown.
Title: Re: Do you appeal to Ronald?
Post by: Calandale on September 01, 2007, 09:56:46 PM
There are no decent clowns.


Quote
Kinko, Kinko, the kid-loving clown
if the kids just love me back I'll never wear a frown
Kinko, Kinko, the kid loving clown
if the kids just love me back I'll never wear a frown!!!

Kinko's in his Kinko car, pockets full of change
lots of dirty pictures and sticky candy canes.
All the kids love Kinko for the presents that they get
silly leather clothes to wear and happy cigaretts.

-Hi boys and girls, my name is Kinko the clown!!!
-Hi Kinko!!!
-And I really love you boys and girls!!!
Really, really....
-Awwww
-But my legs get tired standing out in the parking lot handing out
stale tootsie rolls to you rugrats, so if anyone wants to come back
to Kinko's trailer and massage his legs, he'd really really like it.
Really, really.....

Kinko, Kinko, the kid-loving clown
if the kids just love me back I'll never wear a frown
Kinko, Kinko, the kid loving clown
if the kids just love me back I'll never wear a frown!!!

We go to Kinkos clubhouse, sometimes after school
we play in Kinkos crawl space, there's never any room
We have to sit on Kinkos lap there's never any chairs
Kinko likes to tickle us and give us funny stares.

-Gee I haven't had this much fun since Christmas when I got
to play Santa Clause and all the boys and girls got to sit on Kinko's lap-
-Mommy mommy! Kinko hurt me!-
-But that was in Indianapolis and thanks to the liberal reciprocity laws here
Kinko can be with you boys and girls today or anytime.

Jimmy Johnson ran away and didn't say goodbuy
Kinko went to look for him to help the FBI
But Kinko has some handcuffs on his eyes were full of tears
said "I'll be back to play with you sometime in 20 years!"

Kinko, Kinko, the kid-loving clown
the parents wanna beat me up and run me outa town!
Kinko, Kinko, the kid-loving clown
tar and feather Kinko and run him out of town!

-Bye boy's and girls!!!!
-Bye Kinko! See you at the turn of the century!
-Kinko really love you boys and girls!!
Really, really....
Title: Re: Do you appeal to Ronald?
Post by: QuirkyCarla on September 01, 2007, 10:00:50 PM
There's an episode of Supernatural called "Everybody Loves a Clown." Season 2 episode 2 I think.
Title: Re: Do you appeal to Ronald?
Post by: bigbabbyblue75 on September 01, 2007, 10:45:18 PM
dont know but the food there ok, well the frys at lest
Title: Re: Do you appeal to Ronald?
Post by: Eclair on September 01, 2007, 10:49:37 PM
I had never noticed how big Ronalds feet were before >:D

My my.

And that yellow all in one suit....yummy.
Title: Re: Do you appeal to Ronald?
Post by: Dexter Morgan on September 01, 2007, 10:57:12 PM
I fucking hate clowns, Ronald especially.
Title: Re: Do you appeal to Ronald?
Post by: Calandale on September 01, 2007, 11:03:57 PM
I had never noticed how big Ronalds feet were before >:D

My my.

And that yellow all in one suit....yummy.

You have odd taste in men.
Title: Re: Do you appeal to Ronald?
Post by: Eclair on September 01, 2007, 11:06:04 PM
I had never noticed how big Ronalds feet were before >:D

My my.

And that yellow all in one suit....yummy.

You have odd taste in men.

No, if I had odd taste in men, I would have the hots for you. :laugh:

Title: Re: Do you appeal to Ronald?
Post by: Alex179 on September 02, 2007, 02:47:02 AM
The local Super Wal-Mart has a McDonald's inside of it (thought that Wal-Mart just became a Super version recently).   In front of the restaurant there is a bench where you can sit with Ronald.   He is life size and me and my friends (back when it was a regular Wal-Mart w/ McDonald's 7 years ago) decided to do horrible things to him on a regular basis.   We would put jock-straps on his head, gum on his face, hump the side of his head, punch him in the face, and all sorts of other things that would disturb people that were unfortunately there to witness the event.  Fun times.
Title: Re: Do you appeal to Ronald?
Post by: Eclair on September 02, 2007, 02:50:25 AM
i have a fear of clowns.

Pennywise is the most evil looking clown I've ever seen.
Title: Re: Do you appeal to Ronald?
Post by: Christopher McCandless on September 02, 2007, 08:26:35 AM
I had never noticed how big Ronalds feet were before >:D

My my.

And that yellow all in one suit....yummy.

You have odd taste in men.

No, if I had odd taste in men, I would have the hots for you. :laugh:


And enjoyed being forcefed?  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Do you appeal to Ronald?
Post by: McGiver on September 02, 2007, 03:31:12 PM
i have a fear of clowns.

Pennywise is the most evil looking clown I've ever seen.
evil clowns are cool.

i hate those happy, happy, joy, joy clowns.

what secrets are they hiding?
Title: Re: Do you appeal to Ronald?
Post by: SovaNu on September 02, 2007, 03:38:43 PM
that they like to touch children or they like to feed them unhealthy food.
Title: Re: Do you appeal to Ronald?
Post by: McGiver on September 02, 2007, 03:40:25 PM
that they like to touch children or they like to feed them unhealthy food.
nothing wrong with a pat on the ass.

it's the pat then fondle that has me worried.  i made this mistake once with one of the boys on my soccer team when i was twelve.
Title: Re: Do you appeal to Ronald?
Post by: SovaNu on September 02, 2007, 03:41:42 PM
 :laugh:
Title: Re: Do you appeal to Ronald?
Post by: McGiver on September 02, 2007, 03:44:30 PM
:laugh:
not funny.  they bullied me for it.
Title: Re: Do you appeal to Ronald?
Post by: SovaNu on September 02, 2007, 03:50:07 PM
my heart bleeds. :P
Title: Re: Do you appeal to Ronald?
Post by: McGiver on September 02, 2007, 03:52:35 PM
my heart bleeds. :P
probably why i suppressed my homosexual desires all these years.
i never made that correlation before now.
but they accused me of being gay.  and back in 1981 that wasn't cool.
Title: Re: Do you appeal to Ronald?
Post by: SovaNu on September 02, 2007, 03:58:41 PM
maybe you're bi. it's easier for bis to blend in with the heteros, we can just focus on one gender over the other. gays don't have that luxury, if they want to enjoy sex they have to have it with the same sex i guess.

one thing i really hate is when the potential for hot gay sex goes to squanders because of narrowminded buffoons brainwashing people into thinking it must be suppressed. >:(

anyway congrats on the epiphany. :'( even though it's now too late.
Title: Re: Do you appeal to Ronald?
Post by: McGiver on September 02, 2007, 04:01:25 PM
maybe you're bi. it's easier for bis to blend in with the heteros, we can just focus on one gender over the other. gays don't have that luxury, if they want to enjoy sex they have to have it with the same sex i guess.

one thing i really hate is when the potential for hot gay sex goes to squanders because of narrowminded buffoons brainwashing people into thinking it must be suppressed. >:(

anyway congrats on the epiphany. :'( even though it's now too late.
i'd really like to give one blowjob before i die.
maybe it would be better to wait until i am old and have lost all my teeth.
Title: Re: Do you appeal to Ronald?
Post by: SovaNu on September 02, 2007, 04:02:22 PM
would your wife permit that? you could ask her for a hall pass on gay sexness. :laugh:
Title: Re: Do you appeal to Ronald?
Post by: McGiver on September 02, 2007, 04:03:18 PM
would your wife permit that? you could ask her for a hall pass on gay sexness. :laugh:
i think i amy have a better chance once the kids have all moved out.
Title: Re: Do you appeal to Ronald?
Post by: Dexter Morgan on September 02, 2007, 05:06:05 PM
Who the fuck names their kid Ronald when their family name is McDonald?
Title: Re: Do you appeal to Ronald?
Post by: SovaNu on September 05, 2007, 12:37:03 AM
 :laugh:

a sick pervert who wants a pedophile child. :laugh:
Title: Re: Do you appeal to Ronald?
Post by: QuirkyCarla on September 05, 2007, 01:57:22 AM
Which Hannah are you a fan of? Hannah Montana?
Title: Re: Do you appeal to Ronald?
Post by: SovaNu on September 05, 2007, 02:04:29 AM
that too. but mainly Hannah Ashworth.
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Post by: enronh on September 05, 2007, 07:46:02 AM
John w.
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Post by: Icequeen on September 05, 2007, 08:04:00 AM
Clowns are scary.



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Post by: SovaNu on September 05, 2007, 08:05:28 AM
Pennywise is cute. Gacy is fucking scary.
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Post by: enronh on September 05, 2007, 02:43:36 PM
This guy is ok..

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Title: Re: Do you appeal to Ronald?
Post by: SovaNu on September 07, 2007, 01:06:01 AM
he's jewish.
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Post by: enronh on September 07, 2007, 01:11:18 PM
oh, is that bad?
Title: Re: Do you appeal to Ronald?
Post by: SovaNu on September 07, 2007, 01:48:01 PM
no. it's great.
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Post by: odeon on September 07, 2007, 01:54:27 PM
There's an episode of Supernatural called "Everybody Loves a Clown." Season 2 episode 2 I think.

I'm still waiting for Season 2 to start around here...  >:(
Title: Re: Do you appeal to Ronald?
Post by: QuirkyCarla on September 08, 2007, 11:59:00 AM
Wow, it still hasn't started there?! And I thought Australia was behind...
Title: Re: Do you appeal to Ronald?
Post by: odeon on September 08, 2007, 02:07:48 PM
no, they're taking their time. well, there's always bittorrent, if i can be arsed.
Title: Re: Do you appeal to Ronald?
Post by: SovaNu on September 08, 2007, 02:24:14 PM
buy it.
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Post by: odeon on September 08, 2007, 02:30:57 PM
if i like it, sure.
Title: Re: Do you appeal to Ronald?
Post by: SovaNu on September 08, 2007, 02:32:47 PM
what shows do you like?
Title: Re: Do you appeal to Ronald?
Post by: Gluey on September 14, 2007, 12:06:19 AM
Clown? No I don't like them. They don't scare me I just don't like them.
Title: Re: Do you appeal to Ronald?
Post by: Parts on September 14, 2007, 05:32:08 AM
Clown? No I don't like them. They don't scare me I just don't like them.

Me to never liked them they are just creepy
Title: Re: Do you appeal to Ronald?
Post by: Eclair on September 14, 2007, 05:35:21 AM
Clown? No I don't like them. They don't scare me I just don't like them.

Me to never liked them they are just creepy

I was particularly smitten with the laughing clowns that you throw balls down their mouths to get prizes.  Very mesmerizing.

And then there was the thrill of trying to calculate when the ball would hit the number you wanted.
Title: Re: Do you appeal to Ronald?
Post by: Parts on September 14, 2007, 11:29:53 AM
Clown? No I don't like them. They don't scare me I just don't like them.

It would be more fun with a shotgun :evillaugh:

Me to never liked them they are just creepy

I was particularly smitten with the laughing clowns that you throw balls down their mouths to get prizes.  Very mesmerizing.

And then there was the thrill of trying to calculate when the ball would hit the number you wanted.
Title: Re: Do you appeal to Ronald?
Post by: Gluey on September 16, 2007, 11:24:48 PM
He's a scary clown that tells children animals taste good and don't have brains.
Title: Re: Do you appeal to Ronald?
Post by: Randy on September 28, 2007, 12:04:25 PM
My favorite porn website has a game if you win, the Mcdonalds clown fucks the woman.  It's got alot of fun sex games for straight males.
Title: Re: Do you appeal to Ronald?
Post by: Callaway on September 28, 2007, 09:14:13 PM
My favorite porn website has a game if you win, the Mcdonalds clown fucks the woman.  It's got alot of fun sex games for straight males.

Is it this one?

(http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=1962.0;attach=1010;image)
Title: Re: Do you appeal to Ronald?
Post by: Randy on September 29, 2007, 10:16:07 AM
No

funnybiz/adult or something like that.  Maybe they changed the game, but that one seems worse drawn than the one I saw. I would not think, I have not looked at, naked cartoon characters.  I watch cartoons to, just like Jessica, but mostly adult shows.
Title: Re: Do you appeal to Ronald?
Post by: Randy on October 01, 2007, 09:29:12 AM
Thankyou Callaway :laugh:

Thankyou and so much more :wanker: