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Title: Ms. Teen USA South Carolina Answers a Question
Post by: El on August 28, 2007, 09:49:48 AM
Blonde moment FTW! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww)

God bless America.
Title: Re: Ms. Teen USA South Carolina Answers a Question
Post by: Peter on August 28, 2007, 09:53:53 AM
Americans are so caring and helpful when it comes to eye-rack.
Title: Re: Ms. Teen USA South Carolina Answers a Question
Post by: El on August 28, 2007, 09:54:45 AM
Americans are so caring and helpful when it comes to eye-rack.

*groan*

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Title: Re: Ms. Teen USA South Carolina Answers a Question
Post by: Peter on August 28, 2007, 10:04:26 AM
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Title: Re: Ms. Teen USA South Carolina Answers a Question
Post by: duncvis on August 28, 2007, 10:26:15 AM
When they were handing out brains I think she was, like, shoe shopping.
Title: Re: Ms. Teen USA South Carolina Answers a Question
Post by: richard on August 28, 2007, 11:33:47 AM
who cares. its all over the news like aliens have landed on the white house lawn, completely boring.
Title: Re: Ms. Teen USA South Carolina Answers a Question
Post by: McGiver on August 28, 2007, 03:14:08 PM
Blonde moment FTW! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww)

God bless America.
oh my effing g....

i felt her pain.


BTW-where is america on the map?   ???
Title: Re: Ms. Teen USA South Carolina Answers a Question
Post by: QuirkyCarla on August 29, 2007, 12:55:59 AM
 :LMAO:

Title: Re: Ms. Teen USA South Carolina Answers a Question
Post by: odeon on August 29, 2007, 01:07:20 AM
:LMAO: :rofl: :LMAO:
Title: Re: Ms. Teen USA South Carolina Answers a Question
Post by: Lucifer on August 29, 2007, 01:19:39 AM
ffs!  did any of what she said actually make sense?  mind you, the dress was enough for me, before she even opened her stupid slab of a face.  ::)


and what's "FTW"?  ???
Title: Re: Ms. Teen USA South Carolina Answers a Question
Post by: odeon on August 29, 2007, 01:26:33 AM
i couldn't make any sense of it. including her dress, i should add.
Title: Re: Ms. Teen USA South Carolina Answers a Question
Post by: Lucifer on August 29, 2007, 01:33:30 AM
don't fib.  you know you have one just like it.  :P
Title: Re: Ms. Teen USA South Carolina Answers a Question
Post by: renaeden on August 29, 2007, 03:06:27 AM
and what's "FTW"?  ???
For The Win.

What I understood from that video was, "The fact that some Americans don't know where America is on the world map means that we should educate people in South Africa and Iraq."
 ???
Title: Re: Ms. Teen USA South Carolina Answers a Question
Post by: Parts on August 29, 2007, 05:32:44 AM
I bet she is one of the ones who can't find the US on a map ;D
Title: Re: Ms. Teen USA South Carolina Answers a Question
Post by: El on August 29, 2007, 06:04:06 AM
I bet she is one of the ones who can't find the US on a map ;D

On the today show she said she could, and so could all her friends.  WTF is she trying to imply she and her friends do at parties, play Carmen Sandiego?
Title: Re: Ms. Teen USA South Carolina Answers a Question
Post by: McGiver on August 29, 2007, 06:05:47 AM
I bet she is one of the ones who can't find the US on a map ;D

On the today show she said she could, and so could all her friends.  WTF is she trying to imply she and her friends do at parties, play Carmen Sandiego?
better than playing with ron mexico.
Title: Re: Ms. Teen USA South Carolina Answers a Question
Post by: El on August 29, 2007, 06:11:52 AM
I bet she is one of the ones who can't find the US on a map ;D

On the today show she said she could, and so could all her friends.  WTF is she trying to imply she and her friends do at parties, play Carmen Sandiego?
better than playing with ron jeremy.
fixed.
Title: Re: Ms. Teen USA South Carolina Answers a Question
Post by: McGiver on August 29, 2007, 06:43:00 AM
I bet she is one of the ones who can't find the US on a map ;D

On the today show she said she could, and so could all her friends.  WTF is she trying to imply she and her friends do at parties, play Carmen Sandiego?
better than playing with ron jeremy.
fixed.
read both of richards posts on this page:
http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?topic=5352.30
Title: Re: Ms. Teen USA South Carolina Answers a Question
Post by: El on August 29, 2007, 06:46:37 AM
I bet she is one of the ones who can't find the US on a map ;D

On the today show she said she could, and so could all her friends.  WTF is she trying to imply she and her friends do at parties, play Carmen Sandiego?
better than playing with ron jeremy.
fixed.
read both of richards posts on this page:
http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?topic=5352.30
/me winces

Oh shite.
Title: Re: Ms. Teen USA South Carolina Answers a Question
Post by: McGiver on August 29, 2007, 06:48:09 AM
I bet she is one of the ones who can't find the US on a map ;D

On the today show she said she could, and so could all her friends.  WTF is she trying to imply she and her friends do at parties, play Carmen Sandiego?
better than playing with ron jeremy.
fixed.
read both of richards posts on this page:
http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?topic=5352.30
/me winces

Oh shite.
the
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this time brought to you by richard. :o
Title: Re: Ms. Teen USA South Carolina Answers a Question
Post by: vodz on August 29, 2007, 10:01:38 AM
She's not alone!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJuNgBkloFE&mode=related&search= (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJuNgBkloFE&mode=related&search=)
Title: Re: Ms. Teen USA South Carolina Answers a Question
Post by: Parts on August 29, 2007, 10:03:08 AM
I bet she is one of the ones who can't find the US on a map ;D

On the today show she said she could, and so could all her friends.  WTF is she trying to imply she and her friends do at parties, play Carmen Sandiego?
better than playing with ron mexico.
Then she'd have herpes on top of being dumb.
So she can find it on a map bet she'd be confused if you had her find it on a globe  "why is it round, where's the top?"
Title: Re: Ms. Teen USA South Carolina Answers a Question
Post by: El on August 29, 2007, 10:12:30 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_mkwB9ayK4&NR=1
Title: Re: Ms. Teen USA South Carolina Answers a Question
Post by: Parts on August 29, 2007, 10:18:22 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_mkwB9ayK4&NR=1
[/quote

Stupidity knows no borders  :laugh:
Title: Re: Ms. Teen USA South Carolina Answers a Question
Post by: vodz on August 29, 2007, 10:26:06 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_mkwB9ayK4&NR=1
[/quote

Stupidity knows no borders  :laugh:
It's only funny when Australians are taking the piss  >:(
Title: Re: Ms. Teen USA South Carolina Answers a Question
Post by: McGiver on August 29, 2007, 12:19:01 PM
She's not alone!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJuNgBkloFE&mode=related&search= (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJuNgBkloFE&mode=related&search=)
alot of mexicans being interviewed.
Title: Re: Ms. Teen USA South Carolina Answers a Question
Post by: garmonbozia on August 30, 2007, 08:56:46 AM
 :rofl:   :rofl:   :rofl:   :rofl:   :rofl: 

My co-workers showed me the Miss Airhead video yesterday.  I'm starting my vacation today, and this will give me something to laugh about on the road.

I submitted a link to Daily Rotten.  They probably won't take it, but if they did, it would get her some truly vicious derision from net denizens who show no mercy.  She deserves it, too, for representing the US like that for all the world to see.

Instead of asking questions, they should just have a contest to see who can do the best job of saying "Duh!" in the softest, sweetest tone.

She's gonna catch holy hell in the weeks to come.

 :rofl:   :rofl:   :rofl:   :rofl:   :rofl: 
Title: Re: Ms. Teen USA South Carolina Answers a Question
Post by: Tesla on August 30, 2007, 11:10:13 AM
I've known people like this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlGnaHWVLDA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlGnaHWVLDA)

I may move to another country.
Title: Re: Ms. Teen USA South Carolina Answers a Question
Post by: Parts on August 30, 2007, 11:24:00 AM
I've known people like this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlGnaHWVLDA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlGnaHWVLDA)

I may move to another country.

Well everyone knows all British food consists chipmunk and squirrel  so can you blame them,  also you have to boil everything there or you get some terrible illness why I am surprised they didn't bring their own air too because you know what they say about air in Europe ;)
Title: Re: Ms. Teen USA South Carolina Answers a Question
Post by: Tesla on August 30, 2007, 11:27:43 AM
I've known people like this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlGnaHWVLDA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlGnaHWVLDA)

I may move to another country.

Well everyone knows all British food consists chipmunk and squirrel  so can you blame them,  also you have to boil everything there or you get some terrible illness why I am surprised they didn't bring their own air too because you know what they say about air in Europe ;)
Aye, agreed.  When I went to the UK, I only drank Coca-cola and Coors Light because I knew it was safe.  I went to a McDonalds in London, and they served me muskrat.  I told them, politely as all Americans are, that I would not care to eat muskrat, however if they had any more Freedom Fries, I would verily enjoy them.

Title: Re: Ms. Teen USA South Carolina Answers a Question
Post by: duncvis on August 30, 2007, 11:28:59 AM
we don't even have chipmunks here (except as uncommon pets)  :lol:
Title: Re: Ms. Teen USA South Carolina Answers a Question
Post by: Callaway on August 30, 2007, 11:30:13 AM
I've known people like this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlGnaHWVLDA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlGnaHWVLDA)

I may move to another country.

:LMAO:
Title: Re: Ms. Teen USA South Carolina Answers a Question
Post by: Tesla on August 30, 2007, 11:30:52 AM
we don't even have chipmunks here (except as uncommon pets)  :lol:
That's because you've eaten them all!
Title: Re: Ms. Teen USA South Carolina Answers a Question
Post by: duncvis on August 30, 2007, 11:32:27 AM
damn. pwned by logic.
Title: Re: Ms. Teen USA South Carolina Answers a Question
Post by: Icequeen on August 31, 2007, 10:30:30 AM
See? This is why inbreeding is frowned upon.

Worst part is she'll probably marry and end up having 3 kids just like her. :P
Title: Re: Ms. Teen USA South Carolina Answers a Question
Post by: McGiver on August 31, 2007, 03:27:37 PM
is that guy in ice queens avater the same guy in odeons original avatar?
Title: Re: Ms. Teen USA South Carolina Answers a Question
Post by: odeon on August 31, 2007, 05:03:17 PM
Jimmymac? Nah, I don't think so.

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Title: Re: Ms. Teen USA South Carolina Answers a Question
Post by: Peter on August 31, 2007, 05:22:30 PM
I've known people like this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlGnaHWVLDA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlGnaHWVLDA)

I may move to another country.

Well everyone knows all British food consists chipmunk and squirrel  so can you blame them,  also you have to boil everything there or you get some terrible illness why I am surprised they didn't bring their own air too because you know what they say about air in Europe ;)
Aye, agreed.  When I went to the UK, I only drank Coca-cola and Coors Light because I knew it was safe.  I went to a McDonalds in London, and they served me muskrat.  I told them, politely as all Americans are, that I would not care to eat muskrat, however if they had any more Freedom Fries, I would verily enjoy them.

I met a Chinese girl who was scared to drink the water here, and would only drink stuff she'd boiled, but had no problems with drinking water straight from the tap back home.  Chinese, for fuck's sake; the country that sells antifreeze as sweetener for medicines.
Title: Re: Ms. Teen USA South Carolina Answers a Question
Post by: Peter on August 31, 2007, 05:37:25 PM
I like this one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVU_YoUt4TE

How can he not have noticed?
Title: Re: Ms. Teen USA South Carolina Answers a Question
Post by: Peter on August 31, 2007, 05:46:28 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WX34ji5AWAk

Quote from: Dim wannabe-vegetarian model
A chicken is a bird, and a cow is an animal.

Title: Re: Ms. Teen USA South Carolina Answers a Question
Post by: Parts on August 31, 2007, 07:37:54 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WX34ji5AWAk

Quote from: Dim wannabe-vegetarian model
A chicken is a bird, and a cow is an animal.



I met a woman like this in a fried chicken place once with my brother.  She was the cashier  he said something about Kentucky Fried Chicken and she went on and on about how they had fake chicken and that is was grown in a lab,  we just looked at each other I started laughing but trying not my brother egged to the point she was almost hysterical ranting about this. I don't know where these people come from but they are fucking everywhere. At least they are good for a good laugh and I can think of something else that model could be good for and it doesn't involve her nonexistent verbal skills :eyebrows:
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Post by: mordok on August 31, 2007, 07:40:28 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WX34ji5AWAk

Quote from: Dim wannabe-vegetarian model
A chicken is a bird, and a cow is an animal.



I met a woman like this in a fried chicken place once with my brother.  She was the cashier  he said something about Kentucky Fried Chicken and she went on and on about how they had fake chicken and that is was grown in a lab,  we just looked at each other I started laughing but trying not my brother egged to the point she was almost hysterical ranting about this. I don't know where these people come from but they are fucking everywhere. At least they are good for a good laugh and I can think of something else that model could be good for and it doesn't involve her nonexistent verbal skills :eyebrows:

That's exactly where they come from.
Title: Re: Ms. Teen USA South Carolina Answers a Question
Post by: Parts on August 31, 2007, 07:53:11 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WX34ji5AWAk

Quote from: Dim wannabe-vegetarian model
A chicken is a bird, and a cow is an animal.



I met a woman like this in a fried chicken place once with my brother.  She was the cashier  he said something about Kentucky Fried Chicken and she went on and on about how they had fake chicken and that is was grown in a lab,  we just looked at each other I started laughing but trying not my brother egged to the point she was almost hysterical ranting about this. I don't know where these people come from but they are fucking everywhere. At least they are good for a good laugh and I can think of something else that model could be good for and it doesn't involve her nonexistent verbal skills :eyebrows:

That's exactly where they come from.

That has to be the only reason their genes are still out there
Title: Re: Ms. Teen USA South Carolina Answers a Question
Post by: Leto729 on August 31, 2007, 08:02:45 PM
This is why We should Rule the World so We can Educate the poor Bastards and Bitches.
Title: Re: Ms. Teen USA South Carolina Answers a Question
Post by: Parts on August 31, 2007, 08:39:52 PM
This is why We should Rule the World so We can Educate the poor Bastards and Bitches.

Surely if the had kids with us they would not be so stupid and humanity would benefit  ;)
Title: Re: Ms. Teen USA South Carolina Answers a Question
Post by: Dexter Morgan on September 01, 2007, 04:34:54 AM
A lot of SC still resents being part of the US.
Title: Re: Ms. Teen USA South Carolina Answers a Question
Post by: McGiver on September 01, 2007, 06:38:57 AM
they worded the question: many students in america connot locate the united states on a map.


maybe she was nervous.  maybe she misheard america and heard africa instead.
Title: Re: Ms. Teen USA South Carolina Answers a Question
Post by: El on September 01, 2007, 07:33:04 AM
they worded the question: many students in america connot locate the united states on a map.


maybe she was nervous.  maybe she misheard america and heard africa instead.

Nah, I'm guessing she was thinking about the more common complaint that a lot of AMERICANS can't find places in the world where major events are happening (i.e. Darfur and Iraq).  That, and stupid.
Title: Re: Ms. Teen USA South Carolina Answers a Question
Post by: McGiver on September 01, 2007, 07:38:38 AM
if she was a brunette i would continue this debate with you.  but since she is blonde, i fear, i haven't a leg to stand on.
Title: Re: Ms. Teen USA South Carolina Answers a Question
Post by: El on September 01, 2007, 08:04:56 AM
if she was a brunette i would continue this debate with you.  but since she is blonde, i fear, i haven't a leg to stand on.
A blonde has done something stupid and you're going to take it lying down???

How utterly in-character.
Title: Re: Ms. Teen USA South Carolina Answers a Question
Post by: McGiver on September 01, 2007, 08:05:52 AM
if she was a brunette i would continue this debate with you.  but since she is blonde, i fear, i haven't a leg to stand on.
A blonde has done something stupid and you're going to take it lying down???

How utterly in-character.
i'd prefer to take it from a brunette.  thank you very much.
Title: Re: Ms. Teen USA South Carolina Answers a Question
Post by: Calandale on September 01, 2007, 11:12:23 PM
and what's "FTW"?  ???
For The Win.

What I understood from that video was, "The fact that some Americans don't know where America is on the world map means that we should educate people in South Africa and Iraq."
 ???

And elsewhere in Asia.
Title: Re: Ms. Teen USA South Carolina Answers a Question
Post by: El on September 02, 2007, 01:39:06 PM
if she was a brunette i would continue this debate with you.  but since she is blonde, i fear, i haven't a leg to stand on.
A blonde has done something stupid and you're going to take it lying down???

How utterly in-character.
i'd prefer to take it from a brunette.  thank you very much.

how tragic.
Title: Re: Ms. Teen USA South Carolina Answers a Question
Post by: maldoror on September 02, 2007, 01:54:34 PM
Who wants to bet that's she's one of those 1/5th?
Title: Re: Ms. Teen USA South Carolina Answers a Question
Post by: Parts on September 02, 2007, 07:14:26 PM
If you ever really want to hear just how wacky people are listen to Coast to Coast on am over night.  I like to when I can't sleep some of them you can tell are making stuff up about a lot really believe in all the stuff they talk about anyway it's a fun listen.

http://www.coasttocoastam.com/