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Title: one for the ladies...
Post by: enronh on August 27, 2007, 03:18:12 PM
noob.
Title: Re: one for the ladies...
Post by: ANTON_UBER_ALLES on August 27, 2007, 03:22:48 PM
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only cause I'm an admirer but how are you're boobs doing??

p.s. i'm new so take it easy on me!
:wanker:
Title: Re: one for the ladies...
Post by: enronh on August 27, 2007, 03:27:08 PM
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only cause I'm an admirer but how are you're boobs doing??

p.s. i'm new so take it easy on me!
:wanker:

For that my friend you are my sworn enemy!
Title: Re: one for the ladies...
Post by: ANTON_UBER_ALLES on August 27, 2007, 03:28:20 PM
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For that my friend you are my sworn enemy!

You're Breakin my Heart! :'(







P.S.: If Im your "sworn enemy" than WTF are you calling me your friend for?
Title: Re: one for the ladies...
Post by: enronh on August 27, 2007, 03:30:38 PM
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For that my friend you are my sworn enemy!

You're Breakin my Heart! :'(
yep.

Title: Re: one for the ladies...
Post by: ANTON_UBER_ALLES on August 27, 2007, 03:34:07 PM
Not really. We always haze the n00b's kubricksrevenge; it happened to me and its happening to you.
Title: Re: one for the ladies...
Post by: maldoror on August 27, 2007, 06:20:06 PM
He's lying; this site loves people who are total retards. Honest. Keep posting.
Title: Re: one for the ladies...
Post by: Christopher McCandless on August 27, 2007, 06:27:54 PM
Not really. We always haze the n00b's kubricksrevenge; it happened to me and its happening to you.
What a forecast..
Title: Re: one for the ladies...
Post by: McGiver on August 27, 2007, 08:49:36 PM
Not really. We always haze the n00b's kubricksrevenge; it happened to me and its happening to you.
thus spake the salted tar.
Title: Re: one for the ladies...
Post by: ANTON_UBER_ALLES on August 27, 2007, 11:06:46 PM
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thus spake the salted tar.
:wanker: :wanker:
Title: Re: one for the ladies...
Post by: Calandale on August 28, 2007, 02:16:47 AM
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only cause I'm an admirer but how are you're boobs doing??

p.s. i'm new so take it easy on me!
:wanker:
:agreed:
Title: Re: one for the ladies...
Post by: enronh on August 28, 2007, 05:09:49 AM
He's lying; this site loves people who are total retards. Honest. Keep posting.


ladies.
Title: Re: one for the ladies...
Post by: richard on August 28, 2007, 08:05:41 AM
Not really. We always haze the n00b's kubricksrevenge; it happened to me and its happening to you.
What a forecast..
:laugh:
Title: Re: one for the ladies...
Post by: El on August 28, 2007, 08:08:38 AM
only cause I'm an admirer but how are you're boobs doing??

p.s. i'm new so take it easy on me!

I don't like taking orders, peon.
Title: Re: one for the ladies...
Post by: enronh on August 28, 2007, 10:09:30 AM
only cause I'm an admirer but how are you're boobs doing??

p.s. i'm new so take it easy on me!

I don't like taking orders, peon.

I wasn't giving orders..I was laying down the goddam law!!
Title: Re: one for the ladies...
Post by: duncvis on August 28, 2007, 11:56:55 AM
only cause I'm an admirer but how are you're boobs doing??

p.s. i'm new so take it easy on me!

I don't like taking orders, peon.

I wasn't giving orders..I was laying down the goddam law!!

heh. you are new around here.  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: one for the ladies...
Post by: El on August 28, 2007, 12:35:35 PM
only cause I'm an admirer but how are you're boobs doing??

p.s. i'm new so take it easy on me!

I don't like taking orders, peon.

I wasn't giving orders..I was laying down the goddam law!!

You in completely the wrong place, then- we have no laws here.
Title: Re: one for the ladies...
Post by: enronh on August 28, 2007, 12:37:19 PM
only cause I'm an admirer but how are you're boobs doing??

p.s. i'm new so take it easy on me!

I don't like taking orders, peon.

I wasn't giving orders..I was laying down the goddam law!!

heh. you are new around here.  :evillaugh:

Just who the hell do you think you are buddy boy, huh
Title: Re: one for the ladies...
Post by: ANTON_UBER_ALLES on August 28, 2007, 12:39:01 PM
(http://files.meetup.com/250103/anarchy%20flag.jpg)
Title: Re: one for the ladies...
Post by: enronh on August 28, 2007, 12:41:40 PM
(http://files.meetup.com/250103/anarchy%20flag.jpg)

oh thats lovely phuc did u make that in art class?
Title: Re: one for the ladies...
Post by: duncvis on August 28, 2007, 12:50:06 PM
only cause I'm an admirer but how are you're boobs doing??

p.s. i'm new so take it easy on me!

I don't like taking orders, peon.

I wasn't giving orders..I was laying down the goddam law!!

heh. you are new around here.  :evillaugh:

Just who the hell do you think you are buddy boy, huh

The guy who fills the molotovs here. anywhere else I'd be god, but you can call me Sir.  :police:
Title: Re: one for the ladies...
Post by: enronh on August 28, 2007, 12:55:11 PM
only cause I'm an admirer but how are you're boobs doing??

p.s. i'm new so take it easy on me!

I don't like taking orders, peon.

I wasn't giving orders..I was laying down the goddam law!!

heh. you are new around here.  :evillaugh:

Just who the hell do you think you are buddy boy, huh

The guy who fills the molotovs here. anywhere else I'd be god, but you can call me Sir.  :police:

The closest you ever got to Molotovs was all the 'cock tales' you been telling!
Title: Re: one for the ladies...
Post by: Lucifer on August 28, 2007, 12:55:25 PM
is this total piss-flap for real?  ::)
Title: Re: one for the ladies...
Post by: odeon on August 28, 2007, 12:56:22 PM
:-\

Is there a point to this thread?
Title: Re: one for the ladies...
Post by: Lucifer on August 28, 2007, 12:57:04 PM
yes.  it's to prove that non-sentient entities can type.
Title: Re: one for the ladies...
Post by: enronh on August 28, 2007, 01:00:35 PM
yes.  it's to prove that non-sentient entities can type.

Yes, I had to see if I could. I must admit its difficult. Its giving me a terrible pain where my cock and balls should be!
Title: Re: one for the ladies...
Post by: odeon on August 28, 2007, 01:01:13 PM
I knew it. You have no balls.
Title: Re: one for the ladies...
Post by: enronh on August 28, 2007, 01:04:31 PM
I knew it. You have no balls.

shoooosh mate, I dont want everyone to know!
Title: Re: one for the ladies...
Post by: Lucifer on August 28, 2007, 01:08:11 PM
where are you from?  obviously, they have enlightened laws about preventing morons from breeding.  i must move there.
Title: Re: one for the ladies...
Post by: El on August 28, 2007, 01:10:04 PM
only cause I'm an admirer but how are you're boobs doing??

p.s. i'm new so take it easy on me!

I don't like taking orders, peon.

I wasn't giving orders..I was laying down the goddam law!!

heh. you are new around here.  :evillaugh:

Just who the hell do you think you are buddy boy, huh

The guy who fills the molotovs here. anywhere else I'd be god, but you can call me Sir.  :police:

The closest you ever got to Molotovs was all the 'cock tales' you been telling!

Well, you did say you were laying down...
Title: Re: one for the ladies...
Post by: enronh on August 28, 2007, 01:17:30 PM
where are you from?  obviously, they have enlightened laws about preventing morons from breeding.  i must move there.

ur funnay!
Title: Re: one for the ladies...
Post by: enronh on August 28, 2007, 01:20:13 PM
only cause I'm an admirer but how are you're boobs doing??

p.s. i'm new so take it easy on me!

I don't like taking orders, peon.

I wasn't giving orders..I was laying down the goddam law!!

heh. you are new around here.  :evillaugh:

Just who the hell do you think you are buddy boy, huh

The guy who fills the molotovs here. anywhere else I'd be god, but you can call me Sir.  :police:

The closest you ever got to Molotovs was all the 'cock tales' you been telling!

Well, you did say you were laying down...

Next, I'm gonna lay you down on a bed of roses, sugar.
Title: Re: one for the ladies...
Post by: Lucifer on August 28, 2007, 01:22:35 PM
where are you from?  obviously, they have enlightened laws about preventing morons from breeding.  i must move there.

They let us keep it in the family though now there's only me, granma and uncle butch left. A man comes from the department every 6 months to check us out and take samples.

I wonder how Kane and Able kept their bloodline going?

i do believe you're thinking of the jeffrey archer book.  if you mean "cain and abel", then here's some advice: best not to take the bible too literally.

::)
Title: Re: one for the ladies...
Post by: enronh on August 28, 2007, 01:37:39 PM
where are you from?  obviously, they have enlightened laws about preventing morons from breeding.  i must move there.

They let us keep it in the family though now there's only me, granma and uncle butch left. A man comes from the department every 6 months to check us out and take samples.

I wonder how Kane and Able kept their bloodline going?

i do believe you're thinking of the jeffrey archer book.  if you mean "cain and abel", then here's some advice: best not to take the bible too literally.

::)

Now ya gone and done it...Got me thinking of my double adapter fantasy fuck fest with jailbird Archer and Prof Dawkins. Oh Boy.
Title: Re: one for the ladies...
Post by: SovaNu on August 28, 2007, 01:52:51 PM
i just puked. want to wipe my mouth?
Title: Re: one for the ladies...
Post by: enronh on August 28, 2007, 02:00:09 PM
i just puked. want to wipe my mouth?
yuk.
Title: Re: one for the ladies...
Post by: SovaNu on August 28, 2007, 02:04:50 PM
aww.
Title: Re: one for the ladies...
Post by: enronh on August 28, 2007, 02:07:05 PM
aww.

Ok, I owe you one 'puke dribble wipe'
Title: Re: one for the ladies...
Post by: McGiver on August 28, 2007, 02:07:22 PM
 :finger:
Title: Re: one for the ladies...
Post by: Christopher McCandless on August 28, 2007, 02:08:27 PM
:finger:
:laugh:
Is there some competition between you and the noob?
Title: Re: one for the ladies...
Post by: McGiver on August 28, 2007, 02:08:45 PM
 :finger:
Title: Re: one for the ladies...
Post by: Christopher McCandless on August 28, 2007, 02:09:30 PM
:finger:
:yawn:
Title: Re: one for the ladies...
Post by: SovaNu on August 28, 2007, 02:11:39 PM
 :laugh:
Title: Re: one for the ladies...
Post by: McGiver on August 28, 2007, 02:14:42 PM
:finger:
:yawn:
keep it open.  i got something for you.
Title: Re: one for the ladies...
Post by: Christopher McCandless on August 28, 2007, 02:15:15 PM
:finger:
:yawn:
keep it open.  i got something for you.
:finger: ?
Title: Re: one for the ladies...
Post by: McGiver on August 28, 2007, 02:16:37 PM
:finger:
:yawn:
keep it open.  i got something for you.
:finger: ?
:penis:
Title: Re: one for the ladies...
Post by: Christopher McCandless on August 28, 2007, 02:17:06 PM
:finger:
:yawn:
keep it open.  i got something for you.
:finger: ?
:penis:
:laugh:
Title: Re: one for the ladies...
Post by: Calandale on September 01, 2007, 08:08:50 PM


The guy who fills the molotovs here. anywhere else I'd be god, but you can call me Sir.  :police:

Ya know, we'd do better if you actually filled them,
and not drink them.
Title: Re: one for the ladies...
Post by: Calandale on September 01, 2007, 08:09:27 PM
i just puked. want to wipe my mouth?

Can I lick it clean?
Title: Re: one for the ladies...
Post by: SovaNu on September 05, 2007, 01:46:12 AM
sure. you birds like vomit.
Title: Re: one for the ladies...
Post by: Calandale on September 05, 2007, 01:55:59 AM
Peck peck.
Title: Re: one for the ladies...
Post by: SovaNu on September 05, 2007, 02:07:30 AM
cock cock.
Title: Re: one for the ladies...
Post by: Calandale on September 05, 2007, 02:23:32 AM
hen hen.
Title: Re: one for the ladies...
Post by: SovaNu on September 05, 2007, 02:31:30 AM
he he.
Title: Re: one for the ladies...
Post by: Calandale on September 05, 2007, 03:01:24 AM
HH
Title: Re: one for the ladies...
Post by: SovaNu on September 05, 2007, 03:26:55 AM
... ...
Title: Re: one for the ladies...
Post by: McGiver on September 05, 2007, 07:16:09 AM
two for the girls

:penis: :penis:
Title: Re: one for the ladies...
Post by: enronh on September 05, 2007, 01:06:16 PM
Three for the chicks

 :oral: :oral: :oral:
Title: Re: one for the ladies...
Post by: purposefulinsanity on September 06, 2007, 02:23:45 AM
Four for the dicks:

 :wanker: :wanker: :wanker: :wanker:
Title: Re: one for the ladies...
Post by: Lucifer on September 06, 2007, 02:28:04 AM
five for the licks:

 :tongue:   :tongue:   :tongue:   :tongue:   :tongue:
Title: Re: one for the ladies...
Post by: purposefulinsanity on September 06, 2007, 02:29:46 AM
Six for the kicks ;)

 :bananas: :bananas: :bananas: :bananas: :bananas: :bananas:
Title: Re: one for the ladies...
Post by: Lucifer on September 06, 2007, 02:32:15 AM
:laugh:

seven for the fix:

:stoned:   :stoned:   :stoned:   :stoned:   :stoned:   :stoned:   :stoned:

Title: Re: one for the ladies...
Post by: purposefulinsanity on September 06, 2007, 02:38:12 AM
 :clap:
Eight for the nudie pics:

 :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool:
Title: Re: one for the ladies...
Post by: Lucifer on September 06, 2007, 02:39:16 AM
/passes a hanky...  ;)

nine for the tricks:

:dominatrix: :dominatrix: :dominatrix: :dominatrix: :dominatrix: :dominatrix: :dominatrix: :dominatrix: :dominatrix:
Title: Re: one for the ladies...
Post by: purposefulinsanity on September 06, 2007, 02:44:10 AM
Ten for the hicks:


(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v108/keighleymd/redneck2.gif) (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v108/keighleymd/redneck2.gif) (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v108/keighleymd/redneck2.gif) (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v108/keighleymd/redneck2.gif) (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v108/keighleymd/redneck2.gif) (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v108/keighleymd/redneck2.gif) (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v108/keighleymd/redneck2.gif) (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v108/keighleymd/redneck2.gif) (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v108/keighleymd/redneck2.gif) (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v108/keighleymd/redneck2.gif)
Title: Re: one for the ladies...
Post by: Lucifer on September 06, 2007, 02:59:21 AM
fucking brilliant!  shame i've already plussed you.  :(

eleven for the vicks (cos of course it's an inhaler ;) ):

(http://www.msnpro.com/body/14.gif)  (http://www.msnpro.com/body/14.gif)  (http://www.msnpro.com/body/14.gif)  (http://www.msnpro.com/body/14.gif)  (http://www.msnpro.com/body/14.gif)  (http://www.msnpro.com/body/14.gif)  (http://www.msnpro.com/body/14.gif)  (http://www.msnpro.com/body/14.gif)  (http://www.msnpro.com/body/14.gif)  (http://www.msnpro.com/body/14.gif)  (http://www.msnpro.com/body/14.gif) 
Title: Re: one for the ladies...
Post by: purposefulinsanity on September 06, 2007, 03:09:01 AM
 :laugh: I was just pleased I could find a redneck smiley.
Title: Re: one for the ladies...
Post by: Lucifer on September 06, 2007, 03:13:31 AM
i must admit, i was thinking "hicks = pigs", but yours was far superior, and i bow to your ingenuity.

:worship:

 :-*
Title: Re: one for the ladies...
Post by: Calandale on September 06, 2007, 03:17:55 AM
Ten for the hicks:


(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v108/keighleymd/redneck2.gif) (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v108/keighleymd/redneck2.gif) (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v108/keighleymd/redneck2.gif) (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v108/keighleymd/redneck2.gif) (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v108/keighleymd/redneck2.gif) (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v108/keighleymd/redneck2.gif) (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v108/keighleymd/redneck2.gif) (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v108/keighleymd/redneck2.gif) (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v108/keighleymd/redneck2.gif) (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v108/keighleymd/redneck2.gif)

I want this emoticon. Oh, I want it. :plus:
Title: Re: one for the ladies...
Post by: DirtDawg on September 06, 2007, 04:43:50 AM
Ten for the hicks:


(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v108/keighleymd/redneck2.gif) (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v108/keighleymd/redneck2.gif) (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v108/keighleymd/redneck2.gif) (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v108/keighleymd/redneck2.gif) (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v108/keighleymd/redneck2.gif) (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v108/keighleymd/redneck2.gif) (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v108/keighleymd/redneck2.gif) (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v108/keighleymd/redneck2.gif) (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v108/keighleymd/redneck2.gif) (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v108/keighleymd/redneck2.gif)

I want this emoticon. Oh, I want it. :plus:

Fucking hilarious ... hilarious fucking ... hucking filarious ... filucking harious ...
Title: Re: one for the ladies...
Post by: SovaNu on September 06, 2007, 04:50:30 AM
 :plus: to everybody

 :clap:
Title: Re: one for the ladies...
Post by: ANTON_UBER_ALLES on September 07, 2007, 08:25:37 AM
 :plus:

Where do you folks get all these extra emoticons from?
Title: Re: one for the ladies...
Post by: DirtDawg on September 07, 2007, 08:41:41 AM
:plus:

Where do you folks get all these extra emoticons from?
:booty: (http://javascript:moreSmileys();)

I was going to say click the booty, because I'm so clever, but I forgot it was Java based.

Under the standard ones, when you have an open reply box, click "more".
Title: Re: one for the ladies...
Post by: mordok on September 07, 2007, 08:57:00 AM
And prior to that, various members find them on other sites.  If enough people like them, an admin is asked to add it to the ones available here.
Title: Re: one for the ladies...
Post by: SovaNu on September 07, 2007, 03:33:39 PM
that smilie is making me horny. even more so when i mouse over it. :laugh:
Title: Re: one for the ladies...
Post by: purposefulinsanity on September 07, 2007, 05:51:32 PM
that smilie is making me horny. even more so when i mouse over it. :laugh:

Which one? This one? :booty: ?  :eyebrows:
Title: Re: one for the ladies...
Post by: McGiver on September 07, 2007, 11:25:31 PM
face the bootay

:booty:
Title: Re: one for the ladies...
Post by: SovaNu on September 07, 2007, 11:51:17 PM
did anyone else finger her butt?
Title: Re: one for the ladies...
Post by: McGiver on September 08, 2007, 08:03:13 AM
did anyone else finger her butt?
i cursered her butt.
Title: Re: one for the ladies...
Post by: SovaNu on September 08, 2007, 04:09:52 PM
MarkingDawg's post is a link- you can finger it, try it. >:D
Title: Re: one for the ladies...
Post by: DirtDawg on September 08, 2007, 04:20:50 PM

I know it doesn't work as a link, but giving her some finger is quite entertaining!

 :dawg:

Title: Re: one for the ladies...
Post by: Calandale on September 09, 2007, 12:58:20 AM
did anyone else finger her butt?

Yes.
Title: Re: one for the ladies...
Post by: willow on September 09, 2007, 01:36:15 AM
only cause I'm an admirer but how are you're boobs doing??

p.s. i'm new so take it easy on me!

how is you asking about our boobs for us, again?

I am slow.

=/
Title: Re: one for the ladies...
Post by: enronh on September 09, 2007, 04:40:05 AM
only cause I'm an admirer but how are you're boobs doing??

p.s. i'm new so take it easy on me!

how is you asking about our boobs for us, again?

I am slow.

=/


Willow, I'm not quite sure what your asking. I was just being a smart AAARRSE!! with this thread. Hope you and you're boobs are keeping well anyway!  ;D
Title: Re: one for the ladies...
Post by: DirtDawg on September 09, 2007, 09:35:23 AM
only cause I'm an admirer but how are you're boobs doing??

p.s. i'm new so take it easy on me!

how is you asking about our boobs for us, again?

I am slow.

=/

Willow, I'm not quite sure what your asking. I was just being a smart AAARRSE!! with this thread. Hope you and you're boobs are keeping well anyway!  ;D

Is your post showing up with the quote glitch or did you fuck with it and goof it up?

Nothing wrong with fucking up, but I don't think most people believe that the post glitch exists.
Title: Re: one for the ladies...
Post by: SovaNu on September 09, 2007, 09:38:26 AM
fact is it doesn't. people write the code themselves.
Title: Re: one for the ladies...
Post by: DirtDawg on September 09, 2007, 10:17:43 AM
fact is it doesn't. people write the code themselves.

No, no, no, really!

(See what I mean!)

It happens with the buttons, sometimes. I always use the buttons, except when I am splitting someone's post to respond to individual parts in different contexts.

I know some people don't make sure they are scrolled to the bottom of the page, before they start typing, but ever since I saw this glitchy behavior, I always do and it still happens.

The sky is falling ...

:GA:

Title: Re: one for the ladies...
Post by: enronh on September 09, 2007, 10:26:28 AM
fact is it doesn't. people write the code themselves.

I know some people don't make sure they are scrolled to the bottom of the page, before they start typing,

Yeah thats what happened me above!  :)
Title: Re: one for the ladies...
Post by: purposefulinsanity on September 09, 2007, 12:55:24 PM
The post glitch does exist I just think its something that's not going to be easy to fix, having no real reason why it keeps happening. But, yes, even if the quote codes all look correct it still doesn't always work correctly sometimes.
Title: Re: one for the ladies...
Post by: Lucifer on September 09, 2007, 01:08:40 PM
it's keyboard pixies.

/nods, sagely.
Title: Re: one for the ladies...
Post by: Calandale on September 09, 2007, 03:41:24 PM
The preview button is your friend.
Title: Re: one for the ladies...
Post by: McGiver on September 09, 2007, 04:53:48 PM
The preview button is your friend.
what if you are on a whoring spree?
Title: Re: one for the ladies...
Post by: Tesla on September 09, 2007, 05:13:26 PM
I always expect to see penis pictures in this thread.
Title: Re: one for the ladies...
Post by: McGiver on September 09, 2007, 05:20:33 PM
my ass hurts.
Title: Re: one for the ladies...
Post by: Calandale on September 09, 2007, 05:25:58 PM
The preview button is your friend.
what if you are on a whoring spree?

Then you shouldn't be doing complicated quotes.
Title: Re: one for the ladies...
Post by: McGiver on September 09, 2007, 05:27:10 PM
The preview button is your friend.
what if you are on a whoring spree?

Then you shouldn't be doing complicated quotes.
hitting the one quote button is just as fast as hitting reply.  maybe even moreso.
Title: Re: one for the ladies...
Post by: Calandale on September 09, 2007, 05:29:29 PM
The preview button is your friend.
what if you are on a whoring spree?

Then you shouldn't be doing complicated quotes.
hitting the one quote button is just as fast as hitting reply.  maybe even moreso.

Yeah, but pointless, if you can't position the cursor properly.
Title: Re: one for the ladies...
Post by: Tesla on September 09, 2007, 05:32:43 PM
my ass hurts.
Sorry about that.  We got lube everywhere but where it needed to go.
Title: Re: one for the ladies...
Post by: Calandale on September 09, 2007, 05:33:22 PM
my ass hurts.

Need some cream for it?
Title: Re: one for the ladies...
Post by: McGiver on September 09, 2007, 05:36:15 PM
The preview button is your friend.
what if you are on a whoring spree?

Then you shouldn't be doing complicated quotes.
hitting the one quote button is just as fast as hitting reply.  maybe even moreso.

Yeah, but pointless, if you can't position the cursor properly.
i guess the reply button is much larger.
Title: Re: one for the ladies...
Post by: DirtDawg on September 09, 2007, 05:52:32 PM
my ass hurts.

bad subject.
Title: Re: one for the ladies...
Post by: McGiver on September 09, 2007, 05:58:27 PM
my ass hurts.

bad subject.
do tell.
Title: Re: one for the ladies...
Post by: Scrapheap on September 09, 2007, 05:59:24 PM
my ass hurts.

bad subject.
do tell.

Dawg is getting up there..... I hope it isn't his prostate.  :o
Title: Re: one for the ladies...
Post by: DirtDawg on September 09, 2007, 06:14:15 PM
my ass hurts.

bad subject.
do tell.

Dawg is getting up there..... I hope it isn't his prostate.  :o

Nope. Had all that sniffed, lately.
I went my whole life without knowing what constipation was. I found out about it, two months ago, with a rookie orientation. Today I had the advanced course, blood and all. It literally looked like a black jack, the size of my forearm and I'm not skinny.

:yikes:

(TOO MUCH INFO!!!)


Perfect thread for this, eh?
Title: Re: one for the ladies...
Post by: Scrapheap on September 09, 2007, 06:17:15 PM
my ass hurts.

bad subject.
do tell.

Dawg is getting up there..... I hope it isn't his prostate.  :o

Nope. Had all that sniffed, lately.
I went my whole life without knowing what constipation was. I found out about it, two months ago, with a rookie orientation. Today I had the advanced course, blood and all. It literally looked like a black jack, the size of my forearm and I'm not skinny.

:yikes:

(TOO MUCH INFO!!!)


Perfect thread for this, eh?

:puke: thanks for the mental image Dawg.
Title: Re: one for the ladies...
Post by: Calandale on September 09, 2007, 06:19:25 PM
Dwg, that sounds nasty.
Maybe you should go get
checked again?
Title: Re: one for the ladies...
Post by: DirtDawg on September 09, 2007, 06:19:33 PM


:puke: thanks for the mental image Dawg.

Glad I could help.
Title: Re: one for the ladies...
Post by: DirtDawg on September 09, 2007, 06:24:09 PM
Dwg, that sounds nasty.
Maybe you should go get
checked again?

I'm pretty sure it only bled, because the size tore the tissues. Bleeding stopped right away. I have another physical coming up in November. I'm fine.

I repeat ... bad subject.
Title: Re: one for the ladies...
Post by: Tesla on September 09, 2007, 06:36:13 PM
It looked like a Samsung Blackjack?

(http://www.itechnews.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/Samsung-SGH-i600-i607-blackjack.jpg)
Title: Re: one for the ladies...
Post by: McGiver on September 09, 2007, 06:42:57 PM
not too much info.  tell me more?


did it hurt so good coming out, or did it just hurt?
Title: Re: one for the ladies...
Post by: Callaway on September 09, 2007, 07:12:20 PM
my ass hurts.

bad subject.
do tell.


Dawg is getting up there..... I hope it isn't his prostate.  :o

Nope. Had all that sniffed, lately.
I went my whole life without knowing what constipation was. I found out about it, two months ago, with a rookie orientation. Today I had the advanced course, blood and all. It literally looked like a black jack, the size of my forearm and I'm not skinny.

:yikes:

(TOO MUCH INFO!!!)


Perfect thread for this, eh?


There are several possible reasons for black stools.  Some of them are as simple as taking iron supplements or Pepto Bismol or even eating licorice, but it can also be a sign of digested blood, which means the blood would have come from higher up your gastrointestinal tract than just your rectum and anus. 

 http://www.wrongdiagnosis.com/symptoms/black_stool/causes.htm

I'm glad you are going for a physical in November, but maybe you want to call your doctor sooner, just in case it's something serious.
Title: Re: one for the ladies...
Post by: DirtDawg on September 10, 2007, 03:13:48 AM


There are several possible reasons for black stools.  Some of them are as simple as taking iron supplements or Pepto Bismol or even eating licorice, but it can also be a sign of digested blood, which means the blood would have come from higher up your gastrointestinal tract than just your rectum and anus. 

 http://www.wrongdiagnosis.com/symptoms/black_stool/causes.htm

I'm glad you are going for a physical in November, but maybe you want to call your doctor sooner, just in case it's something serious.

I appreciate the link and I love Wrong Diagnosis for being so well indexed, but I was using the term "blackjack" more to describe the size and shape rather than the color, in that it was much larger on one end. The blood was very fresh and, I'm sure, the result of the shear size and inflexibility of that particular stool.

The color was about normal, considering the quantity of vegetables I have had recently. I would call it on the dark side and iron heavy, but nothing like black. I really believe that I have gotten my vegetable to fruit balance off by quite a bit, this week. The odd thing to me is that I have only recently begun to have any concerns about "that end" of my diet. As I mentioned earlier, my first encounter with constipation was about two months ago. I now have a bit more sympathy for those who deal with it on a daily basis, like my daughter and my wife.

I had a mild peptic ulcer when I was in my thirties and I remember distinctly the smell of blood in my breath and my stool. This was not the same at all. If it happens again, I will definitely call the doctor, though. I know there are prescription stool softeners that worked miracles during the time my wife was having her worst difficulties with constipation. Pregnancy messed her up "real bad." She was pregnant a lot, over a long period of time, even though we only have two kids to show for her miseries.
Title: Re: one for the ladies...
Post by: DirtDawg on September 10, 2007, 03:15:06 AM
not too much info.  tell me more?


did it hurt so good coming out, or did it just hurt?

Nope, it just hurt, McJ, in a kind of clinical way.

Your turn.
Title: Re: one for the ladies...
Post by: Calandale on September 10, 2007, 03:26:48 AM
Thank you for the color clarification.

My father had nasty blood in his stool,
and it basically came down to a problem
dealing with TEA, of all things.
Title: Re: one for the ladies...
Post by: Callaway on September 10, 2007, 03:54:38 AM


There are several possible reasons for black stools.  Some of them are as simple as taking iron supplements or Pepto Bismol or even eating licorice, but it can also be a sign of digested blood, which means the blood would have come from higher up your gastrointestinal tract than just your rectum and anus. 

 http://www.wrongdiagnosis.com/symptoms/black_stool/causes.htm

I'm glad you are going for a physical in November, but maybe you want to call your doctor sooner, just in case it's something serious.

I appreciate the link and I love Wrong Diagnosis for being so well indexed, but I was using the term "blackjack" more to describe the size and shape rather than the color, in that it was much larger on one end. The blood was very fresh and, I'm sure, the result of the shear size and inflexibility of that particular stool.

The color was about normal, considering the quantity of vegetables I have had recently. I would call it on the dark side and iron heavy, but nothing like black. I really believe that I have gotten my vegetable to fruit balance off by quite a bit, this week. The odd thing to me is that I have only recently begun to have any concerns about "that end" of my diet. As I mentioned earlier, my first encounter with constipation was about two months ago. I now have a bit more sympathy for those who deal with it on a daily basis, like my daughter and my wife.

I had a mild peptic ulcer when I was in my thirties and I remember distinctly the smell of blood in my breath and my stool. This was not the same at all. If it happens again, I will definitely call the doctor, though. I know there are prescription stool softeners that worked miracles during the time my wife was having her worst difficulties with constipation. Pregnancy messed her up "real bad." She was pregnant a lot, over a long period of time, even though we only have two kids to show for her miseries.

I'm glad you are OK.

I'm sorry that your daughter has these problems.  My daughter does as well.  She takes MiraLax every day and it seems to help her.

I found this article about constipation in children which might be helpful information to have for your daughter.

http://pediatrics.about.com/cs/conditions/l/aa070501a.htm
Title: Re: one for the ladies...
Post by: McGiver on September 10, 2007, 06:05:56 AM
not too much info.  tell me more?


did it hurt so good coming out, or did it just hurt?

Nope, it just hurt, McJ, in a kind of clinical way.

Your turn.
sorry to hear that dawg.
Title: Re: one for the ladies...
Post by: DirtDawg on September 10, 2007, 06:22:58 AM

Thanks, but what I meant by "your turn", is that it's your turn to tell us why your ass hurts.

Does it hurt so good?
Title: Re: one for the ladies...
Post by: McGiver on September 10, 2007, 06:38:15 AM

Thanks, but what I meant by "your turn", is that it's your turn to tell us why your ass hurts.

Does it hurt so good?
:-X
Title: Re: one for the ladies...
Post by: vodz on September 10, 2007, 07:02:24 AM
I have also experienced my first constipation (from memory) recently.
I was taking a lot of codeine after having an arthroscope, was dropping some tough nuggets.
The 'scope was to remove torn cartilage which occurred while playing Australian Football (easily the best game in the world).
It caused my knee to lock in a bent position, but would be fine after a couple of hours and some ice.
After it happened 4 times it was totally fucked so I returned to my doctor and this time he agreed I should see a specialist ("just rest it" was his primary diagnosis  ::) family doctors what the FUCK do they know?).

I don't think I'll play footy again. 70% of lateral meniscus (?) of right knee gone. Early onset arthritis predicted.
Title: Re: one for the ladies...
Post by: renaeden on September 11, 2007, 05:12:23 AM
was dropping some tough nuggets.
  :laugh:
As a kid I had these sorts of stomach problems as well, think it was all due to nerves, really.
I don't think I'll play footy again. 70% of lateral meniscus (?) of right knee gone. Early onset arthritis predicted.
Wow, I am not surprised. Start taking the glucosamine now. It really helps.
Our footy is the best, I agree with you.
FOOTY!
Title: Re: one for the ladies...
Post by: DirtDawg on September 11, 2007, 06:03:32 AM
was dropping some tough nuggets.
  :laugh:
As a kid I had these sorts of stomach problems as well, think it was all due to nerves, really.
I don't think I'll play footy again. 70% of lateral meniscus (?) of right knee gone. Early onset arthritis predicted.
Wow, I am not surprised. Start taking the glucosamine now. It really helps.
Our footy is the best, I agree with you.
FOOTY!

We only get about two or three games per season on television. I would like to see more.
I went to an exhibition game a few years ago in our Colts' Stadium. There were only about four thousand people there. It looked like an empty stadium and the funny thing is, I read that there were over twelve thousand free tickets allotted for that game. It seems that less than a third of the people with tickets for free even bothered to show. FOR FREE! Yes, mine were free as well. It doesn't seem to be a draw, here.
Title: Re: one for the ladies...
Post by: renaeden on September 11, 2007, 07:39:28 AM
I live in the West but go for an Eastern team, Essendon Bombers.
(http://www.brandsoftheworld.com/brands/0011/0990/brand.gif)
Title: Re: one for the ladies...
Post by: DirtDawg on September 11, 2007, 08:06:11 AM

Sorry, no reference to coincide. I can't even tell you the names of the two teams that played that day. I think it's a conspiracy!

We are lessened by this trend. We need more manly sports. My wife always amazes people because she follows the NFL, but she sluffs it off with, "Where else can I watch well conditioned men in tight white pants?"  I ask her - what if they wore shorts and tank tops?
 :evillaugh:
Title: Re: one for the ladies...
Post by: renaeden on September 12, 2007, 12:23:47 AM
AFL is huge here. I wish more countries knew about it and played it. That would be cool. I wonder how Americans would be at playing it.

GA goes for the Geelong Cats:
(http://www.abc.net.au/sport/vfl/fixtures/webcats.gif)