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Start here => Free For ALL => Topic started by: enronh on August 27, 2007, 03:18:12 PM
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noob.
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only cause I'm an admirer but how are you're boobs doing??
p.s. i'm new so take it easy on me!
:wanker:
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only cause I'm an admirer but how are you're boobs doing??
p.s. i'm new so take it easy on me!
:wanker:
For that my friend you are my sworn enemy!
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For that my friend you are my sworn enemy!
You're Breakin my Heart! :'(
P.S.: If Im your "sworn enemy" than WTF are you calling me your friend for?
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For that my friend you are my sworn enemy!
You're Breakin my Heart! :'(
yep.
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Not really. We always haze the n00b's kubricksrevenge; it happened to me and its happening to you.
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He's lying; this site loves people who are total retards. Honest. Keep posting.
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Not really. We always haze the n00b's kubricksrevenge; it happened to me and its happening to you.
What a forecast..
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Not really. We always haze the n00b's kubricksrevenge; it happened to me and its happening to you.
thus spake the salted tar.
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thus spake the salted tar.
:wanker: :wanker:
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only cause I'm an admirer but how are you're boobs doing??
p.s. i'm new so take it easy on me!
:wanker:
:agreed:
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He's lying; this site loves people who are total retards. Honest. Keep posting.
ladies.
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Not really. We always haze the n00b's kubricksrevenge; it happened to me and its happening to you.
What a forecast..
:laugh:
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only cause I'm an admirer but how are you're boobs doing??
p.s. i'm new so take it easy on me!
I don't like taking orders, peon.
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only cause I'm an admirer but how are you're boobs doing??
p.s. i'm new so take it easy on me!
I don't like taking orders, peon.
I wasn't giving orders..I was laying down the goddam law!!
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only cause I'm an admirer but how are you're boobs doing??
p.s. i'm new so take it easy on me!
I don't like taking orders, peon.
I wasn't giving orders..I was laying down the goddam law!!
heh. you are new around here. :evillaugh:
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only cause I'm an admirer but how are you're boobs doing??
p.s. i'm new so take it easy on me!
I don't like taking orders, peon.
I wasn't giving orders..I was laying down the goddam law!!
You in completely the wrong place, then- we have no laws here.
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only cause I'm an admirer but how are you're boobs doing??
p.s. i'm new so take it easy on me!
I don't like taking orders, peon.
I wasn't giving orders..I was laying down the goddam law!!
heh. you are new around here. :evillaugh:
Just who the hell do you think you are buddy boy, huh
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(http://files.meetup.com/250103/anarchy%20flag.jpg)
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(http://files.meetup.com/250103/anarchy%20flag.jpg)
oh thats lovely phuc did u make that in art class?
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only cause I'm an admirer but how are you're boobs doing??
p.s. i'm new so take it easy on me!
I don't like taking orders, peon.
I wasn't giving orders..I was laying down the goddam law!!
heh. you are new around here. :evillaugh:
Just who the hell do you think you are buddy boy, huh
The guy who fills the molotovs here. anywhere else I'd be god, but you can call me Sir. :police:
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only cause I'm an admirer but how are you're boobs doing??
p.s. i'm new so take it easy on me!
I don't like taking orders, peon.
I wasn't giving orders..I was laying down the goddam law!!
heh. you are new around here. :evillaugh:
Just who the hell do you think you are buddy boy, huh
The guy who fills the molotovs here. anywhere else I'd be god, but you can call me Sir. :police:
The closest you ever got to Molotovs was all the 'cock tales' you been telling!
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is this total piss-flap for real? ::)
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Is there a point to this thread?
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yes. it's to prove that non-sentient entities can type.
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yes. it's to prove that non-sentient entities can type.
Yes, I had to see if I could. I must admit its difficult. Its giving me a terrible pain where my cock and balls should be!
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I knew it. You have no balls.
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I knew it. You have no balls.
shoooosh mate, I dont want everyone to know!
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where are you from? obviously, they have enlightened laws about preventing morons from breeding. i must move there.
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only cause I'm an admirer but how are you're boobs doing??
p.s. i'm new so take it easy on me!
I don't like taking orders, peon.
I wasn't giving orders..I was laying down the goddam law!!
heh. you are new around here. :evillaugh:
Just who the hell do you think you are buddy boy, huh
The guy who fills the molotovs here. anywhere else I'd be god, but you can call me Sir. :police:
The closest you ever got to Molotovs was all the 'cock tales' you been telling!
Well, you did say you were laying down...
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where are you from? obviously, they have enlightened laws about preventing morons from breeding. i must move there.
ur funnay!
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only cause I'm an admirer but how are you're boobs doing??
p.s. i'm new so take it easy on me!
I don't like taking orders, peon.
I wasn't giving orders..I was laying down the goddam law!!
heh. you are new around here. :evillaugh:
Just who the hell do you think you are buddy boy, huh
The guy who fills the molotovs here. anywhere else I'd be god, but you can call me Sir. :police:
The closest you ever got to Molotovs was all the 'cock tales' you been telling!
Well, you did say you were laying down...
Next, I'm gonna lay you down on a bed of roses, sugar.
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where are you from? obviously, they have enlightened laws about preventing morons from breeding. i must move there.
They let us keep it in the family though now there's only me, granma and uncle butch left. A man comes from the department every 6 months to check us out and take samples.
I wonder how Kane and Able kept their bloodline going?
i do believe you're thinking of the jeffrey archer book. if you mean "cain and abel", then here's some advice: best not to take the bible too literally.
::)
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where are you from? obviously, they have enlightened laws about preventing morons from breeding. i must move there.
They let us keep it in the family though now there's only me, granma and uncle butch left. A man comes from the department every 6 months to check us out and take samples.
I wonder how Kane and Able kept their bloodline going?
i do believe you're thinking of the jeffrey archer book. if you mean "cain and abel", then here's some advice: best not to take the bible too literally.
::)
Now ya gone and done it...Got me thinking of my double adapter fantasy fuck fest with jailbird Archer and Prof Dawkins. Oh Boy.
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i just puked. want to wipe my mouth?
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i just puked. want to wipe my mouth?
yuk.
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aww.
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aww.
Ok, I owe you one 'puke dribble wipe'
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:finger:
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:finger:
:laugh:
Is there some competition between you and the noob?
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:finger:
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:finger:
:yawn:
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:laugh:
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:finger:
:yawn:
keep it open. i got something for you.
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:finger:
:yawn:
keep it open. i got something for you.
:finger: ?
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:finger:
:yawn:
keep it open. i got something for you.
:finger: ?
:penis:
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:finger:
:yawn:
keep it open. i got something for you.
:finger: ?
:penis:
:laugh:
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The guy who fills the molotovs here. anywhere else I'd be god, but you can call me Sir. :police:
Ya know, we'd do better if you actually filled them,
and not drink them.
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i just puked. want to wipe my mouth?
Can I lick it clean?
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sure. you birds like vomit.
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Peck peck.
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cock cock.
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hen hen.
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he he.
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HH
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... ...
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two for the girls
:penis: :penis:
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Three for the chicks
:oral: :oral: :oral:
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Four for the dicks:
:wanker: :wanker: :wanker: :wanker:
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five for the licks:
:tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue:
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Six for the kicks ;)
:bananas: :bananas: :bananas: :bananas: :bananas: :bananas:
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:laugh:
seven for the fix:
:stoned: :stoned: :stoned: :stoned: :stoned: :stoned: :stoned:
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:clap:
Eight for the nudie pics:
:drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool:
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/passes a hanky... ;)
nine for the tricks:
:dominatrix: :dominatrix: :dominatrix: :dominatrix: :dominatrix: :dominatrix: :dominatrix: :dominatrix: :dominatrix:
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Ten for the hicks:
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v108/keighleymd/redneck2.gif) (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v108/keighleymd/redneck2.gif) (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v108/keighleymd/redneck2.gif) (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v108/keighleymd/redneck2.gif) (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v108/keighleymd/redneck2.gif) (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v108/keighleymd/redneck2.gif) (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v108/keighleymd/redneck2.gif) (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v108/keighleymd/redneck2.gif) (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v108/keighleymd/redneck2.gif) (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v108/keighleymd/redneck2.gif)
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fucking brilliant! shame i've already plussed you. :(
eleven for the vicks (cos of course it's an inhaler ;) ):
(http://www.msnpro.com/body/14.gif) (http://www.msnpro.com/body/14.gif) (http://www.msnpro.com/body/14.gif) (http://www.msnpro.com/body/14.gif) (http://www.msnpro.com/body/14.gif) (http://www.msnpro.com/body/14.gif) (http://www.msnpro.com/body/14.gif) (http://www.msnpro.com/body/14.gif) (http://www.msnpro.com/body/14.gif) (http://www.msnpro.com/body/14.gif) (http://www.msnpro.com/body/14.gif)
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:laugh: I was just pleased I could find a redneck smiley.
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i must admit, i was thinking "hicks = pigs", but yours was far superior, and i bow to your ingenuity.
:worship:
:-*
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Ten for the hicks:
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v108/keighleymd/redneck2.gif) (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v108/keighleymd/redneck2.gif) (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v108/keighleymd/redneck2.gif) (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v108/keighleymd/redneck2.gif) (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v108/keighleymd/redneck2.gif) (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v108/keighleymd/redneck2.gif) (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v108/keighleymd/redneck2.gif) (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v108/keighleymd/redneck2.gif) (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v108/keighleymd/redneck2.gif) (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v108/keighleymd/redneck2.gif)
I want this emoticon. Oh, I want it. :plus:
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Ten for the hicks:
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v108/keighleymd/redneck2.gif) (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v108/keighleymd/redneck2.gif) (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v108/keighleymd/redneck2.gif) (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v108/keighleymd/redneck2.gif) (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v108/keighleymd/redneck2.gif) (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v108/keighleymd/redneck2.gif) (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v108/keighleymd/redneck2.gif) (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v108/keighleymd/redneck2.gif) (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v108/keighleymd/redneck2.gif) (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v108/keighleymd/redneck2.gif)
I want this emoticon. Oh, I want it. :plus:
Fucking hilarious ... hilarious fucking ... hucking filarious ... filucking harious ...
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:plus: to everybody
:clap:
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:plus:
Where do you folks get all these extra emoticons from?
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:plus:
Where do you folks get all these extra emoticons from?
:booty: (http://javascript:moreSmileys();)
I was going to say click the booty, because I'm so clever, but I forgot it was Java based.
Under the standard ones, when you have an open reply box, click "more".
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And prior to that, various members find them on other sites. If enough people like them, an admin is asked to add it to the ones available here.
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that smilie is making me horny. even more so when i mouse over it. :laugh:
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that smilie is making me horny. even more so when i mouse over it. :laugh:
Which one? This one? :booty: ? :eyebrows:
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face the bootay
:booty:
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did anyone else finger her butt?
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did anyone else finger her butt?
i cursered her butt.
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MarkingDawg's post is a link- you can finger it, try it. >:D
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I know it doesn't work as a link, but giving her some finger is quite entertaining!
:dawg:
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did anyone else finger her butt?
Yes.
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only cause I'm an admirer but how are you're boobs doing??
p.s. i'm new so take it easy on me!
how is you asking about our boobs for us, again?
I am slow.
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only cause I'm an admirer but how are you're boobs doing??
p.s. i'm new so take it easy on me!
how is you asking about our boobs for us, again?
I am slow.
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Willow, I'm not quite sure what your asking. I was just being a smart AAARRSE!! with this thread. Hope you and you're boobs are keeping well anyway! ;D
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only cause I'm an admirer but how are you're boobs doing??
p.s. i'm new so take it easy on me!
how is you asking about our boobs for us, again?
I am slow.
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Willow, I'm not quite sure what your asking. I was just being a smart AAARRSE!! with this thread. Hope you and you're boobs are keeping well anyway! ;D
Is your post showing up with the quote glitch or did you fuck with it and goof it up?
Nothing wrong with fucking up, but I don't think most people believe that the post glitch exists.
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fact is it doesn't. people write the code themselves.
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fact is it doesn't. people write the code themselves.
No, no, no, really!
(See what I mean!)
It happens with the buttons, sometimes. I always use the buttons, except when I am splitting someone's post to respond to individual parts in different contexts.
I know some people don't make sure they are scrolled to the bottom of the page, before they start typing, but ever since I saw this glitchy behavior, I always do and it still happens.
The sky is falling ...
:GA:
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fact is it doesn't. people write the code themselves.
I know some people don't make sure they are scrolled to the bottom of the page, before they start typing,
Yeah thats what happened me above! :)
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The post glitch does exist I just think its something that's not going to be easy to fix, having no real reason why it keeps happening. But, yes, even if the quote codes all look correct it still doesn't always work correctly sometimes.
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it's keyboard pixies.
/nods, sagely.
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The preview button is your friend.
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The preview button is your friend.
what if you are on a whoring spree?
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I always expect to see penis pictures in this thread.
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my ass hurts.
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The preview button is your friend.
what if you are on a whoring spree?
Then you shouldn't be doing complicated quotes.
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The preview button is your friend.
what if you are on a whoring spree?
Then you shouldn't be doing complicated quotes.
hitting the one quote button is just as fast as hitting reply. maybe even moreso.
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The preview button is your friend.
what if you are on a whoring spree?
Then you shouldn't be doing complicated quotes.
hitting the one quote button is just as fast as hitting reply. maybe even moreso.
Yeah, but pointless, if you can't position the cursor properly.
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my ass hurts.
Sorry about that. We got lube everywhere but where it needed to go.
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my ass hurts.
Need some cream for it?
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The preview button is your friend.
what if you are on a whoring spree?
Then you shouldn't be doing complicated quotes.
hitting the one quote button is just as fast as hitting reply. maybe even moreso.
Yeah, but pointless, if you can't position the cursor properly.
i guess the reply button is much larger.
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my ass hurts.
bad subject.
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my ass hurts.
bad subject.
do tell.
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my ass hurts.
bad subject.
do tell.
Dawg is getting up there..... I hope it isn't his prostate. :o
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my ass hurts.
bad subject.
do tell.
Dawg is getting up there..... I hope it isn't his prostate. :o
Nope. Had all that sniffed, lately.
I went my whole life without knowing what constipation was. I found out about it, two months ago, with a rookie orientation. Today I had the advanced course, blood and all. It literally looked like a black jack, the size of my forearm and I'm not skinny.
:yikes:
(TOO MUCH INFO!!!)
Perfect thread for this, eh?
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my ass hurts.
bad subject.
do tell.
Dawg is getting up there..... I hope it isn't his prostate. :o
Nope. Had all that sniffed, lately.
I went my whole life without knowing what constipation was. I found out about it, two months ago, with a rookie orientation. Today I had the advanced course, blood and all. It literally looked like a black jack, the size of my forearm and I'm not skinny.
:yikes:
(TOO MUCH INFO!!!)
Perfect thread for this, eh?
:puke: thanks for the mental image Dawg.
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Dwg, that sounds nasty.
Maybe you should go get
checked again?
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:puke: thanks for the mental image Dawg.
Glad I could help.
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Dwg, that sounds nasty.
Maybe you should go get
checked again?
I'm pretty sure it only bled, because the size tore the tissues. Bleeding stopped right away. I have another physical coming up in November. I'm fine.
I repeat ... bad subject.
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It looked like a Samsung Blackjack?
(http://www.itechnews.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/Samsung-SGH-i600-i607-blackjack.jpg)
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not too much info. tell me more?
did it hurt so good coming out, or did it just hurt?
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my ass hurts.
bad subject.
do tell.
Dawg is getting up there..... I hope it isn't his prostate. :o
Nope. Had all that sniffed, lately.
I went my whole life without knowing what constipation was. I found out about it, two months ago, with a rookie orientation. Today I had the advanced course, blood and all. It literally looked like a black jack, the size of my forearm and I'm not skinny.
:yikes:
(TOO MUCH INFO!!!)
Perfect thread for this, eh?
There are several possible reasons for black stools. Some of them are as simple as taking iron supplements or Pepto Bismol or even eating licorice, but it can also be a sign of digested blood, which means the blood would have come from higher up your gastrointestinal tract than just your rectum and anus.
http://www.wrongdiagnosis.com/symptoms/black_stool/causes.htm
I'm glad you are going for a physical in November, but maybe you want to call your doctor sooner, just in case it's something serious.
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There are several possible reasons for black stools. Some of them are as simple as taking iron supplements or Pepto Bismol or even eating licorice, but it can also be a sign of digested blood, which means the blood would have come from higher up your gastrointestinal tract than just your rectum and anus.
http://www.wrongdiagnosis.com/symptoms/black_stool/causes.htm
I'm glad you are going for a physical in November, but maybe you want to call your doctor sooner, just in case it's something serious.
I appreciate the link and I love Wrong Diagnosis for being so well indexed, but I was using the term "blackjack" more to describe the size and shape rather than the color, in that it was much larger on one end. The blood was very fresh and, I'm sure, the result of the shear size and inflexibility of that particular stool.
The color was about normal, considering the quantity of vegetables I have had recently. I would call it on the dark side and iron heavy, but nothing like black. I really believe that I have gotten my vegetable to fruit balance off by quite a bit, this week. The odd thing to me is that I have only recently begun to have any concerns about "that end" of my diet. As I mentioned earlier, my first encounter with constipation was about two months ago. I now have a bit more sympathy for those who deal with it on a daily basis, like my daughter and my wife.
I had a mild peptic ulcer when I was in my thirties and I remember distinctly the smell of blood in my breath and my stool. This was not the same at all. If it happens again, I will definitely call the doctor, though. I know there are prescription stool softeners that worked miracles during the time my wife was having her worst difficulties with constipation. Pregnancy messed her up "real bad." She was pregnant a lot, over a long period of time, even though we only have two kids to show for her miseries.
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not too much info. tell me more?
did it hurt so good coming out, or did it just hurt?
Nope, it just hurt, McJ, in a kind of clinical way.
Your turn.
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Thank you for the color clarification.
My father had nasty blood in his stool,
and it basically came down to a problem
dealing with TEA, of all things.
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There are several possible reasons for black stools. Some of them are as simple as taking iron supplements or Pepto Bismol or even eating licorice, but it can also be a sign of digested blood, which means the blood would have come from higher up your gastrointestinal tract than just your rectum and anus.
http://www.wrongdiagnosis.com/symptoms/black_stool/causes.htm
I'm glad you are going for a physical in November, but maybe you want to call your doctor sooner, just in case it's something serious.
I appreciate the link and I love Wrong Diagnosis for being so well indexed, but I was using the term "blackjack" more to describe the size and shape rather than the color, in that it was much larger on one end. The blood was very fresh and, I'm sure, the result of the shear size and inflexibility of that particular stool.
The color was about normal, considering the quantity of vegetables I have had recently. I would call it on the dark side and iron heavy, but nothing like black. I really believe that I have gotten my vegetable to fruit balance off by quite a bit, this week. The odd thing to me is that I have only recently begun to have any concerns about "that end" of my diet. As I mentioned earlier, my first encounter with constipation was about two months ago. I now have a bit more sympathy for those who deal with it on a daily basis, like my daughter and my wife.
I had a mild peptic ulcer when I was in my thirties and I remember distinctly the smell of blood in my breath and my stool. This was not the same at all. If it happens again, I will definitely call the doctor, though. I know there are prescription stool softeners that worked miracles during the time my wife was having her worst difficulties with constipation. Pregnancy messed her up "real bad." She was pregnant a lot, over a long period of time, even though we only have two kids to show for her miseries.
I'm glad you are OK.
I'm sorry that your daughter has these problems. My daughter does as well. She takes MiraLax every day and it seems to help her.
I found this article about constipation in children which might be helpful information to have for your daughter.
http://pediatrics.about.com/cs/conditions/l/aa070501a.htm
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not too much info. tell me more?
did it hurt so good coming out, or did it just hurt?
Nope, it just hurt, McJ, in a kind of clinical way.
Your turn.
sorry to hear that dawg.
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Thanks, but what I meant by "your turn", is that it's your turn to tell us why your ass hurts.
Does it hurt so good?
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Thanks, but what I meant by "your turn", is that it's your turn to tell us why your ass hurts.
Does it hurt so good?
:-X
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I have also experienced my first constipation (from memory) recently.
I was taking a lot of codeine after having an arthroscope, was dropping some tough nuggets.
The 'scope was to remove torn cartilage which occurred while playing Australian Football (easily the best game in the world).
It caused my knee to lock in a bent position, but would be fine after a couple of hours and some ice.
After it happened 4 times it was totally fucked so I returned to my doctor and this time he agreed I should see a specialist ("just rest it" was his primary diagnosis ::) family doctors what the FUCK do they know?).
I don't think I'll play footy again. 70% of lateral meniscus (?) of right knee gone. Early onset arthritis predicted.
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was dropping some tough nuggets.
:laugh:
As a kid I had these sorts of stomach problems as well, think it was all due to nerves, really.
I don't think I'll play footy again. 70% of lateral meniscus (?) of right knee gone. Early onset arthritis predicted.
Wow, I am not surprised. Start taking the glucosamine now. It really helps.
Our footy is the best, I agree with you.
FOOTY!
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was dropping some tough nuggets.
:laugh:
As a kid I had these sorts of stomach problems as well, think it was all due to nerves, really.
I don't think I'll play footy again. 70% of lateral meniscus (?) of right knee gone. Early onset arthritis predicted.
Wow, I am not surprised. Start taking the glucosamine now. It really helps.
Our footy is the best, I agree with you.
FOOTY!
We only get about two or three games per season on television. I would like to see more.
I went to an exhibition game a few years ago in our Colts' Stadium. There were only about four thousand people there. It looked like an empty stadium and the funny thing is, I read that there were over twelve thousand free tickets allotted for that game. It seems that less than a third of the people with tickets for free even bothered to show. FOR FREE! Yes, mine were free as well. It doesn't seem to be a draw, here.
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I live in the West but go for an Eastern team, Essendon Bombers.
(http://www.brandsoftheworld.com/brands/0011/0990/brand.gif)
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Sorry, no reference to coincide. I can't even tell you the names of the two teams that played that day. I think it's a conspiracy!
We are lessened by this trend. We need more manly sports. My wife always amazes people because she follows the NFL, but she sluffs it off with, "Where else can I watch well conditioned men in tight white pants?" I ask her - what if they wore shorts and tank tops?
:evillaugh:
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AFL is huge here. I wish more countries knew about it and played it. That would be cool. I wonder how Americans would be at playing it.
GA goes for the Geelong Cats:
(http://www.abc.net.au/sport/vfl/fixtures/webcats.gif)