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Title: Burning loins
Post by: Tesla on August 22, 2007, 11:30:00 AM
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MOSCOW (Reuters) - A woman set fire to her ex-husband's penis as he sat naked watching television and drinking vodka, Moscow police said Wednesday.

Asked if the man would make a full recovery, a police spokeswoman said it was "difficult to predict."

The attack climaxed three years of acrimonious enforced co-habitation. The couple divorced three years ago but continued to share a small flat, something common in Russia where property costs are very high.

"It was monstrously painful," the wounded ex-husband told Tvoi Den newspaper. "I was burning like a torch. I don't know what I did to deserve this."
Title: Re: Burning loins
Post by: Christopher McCandless on August 22, 2007, 11:54:19 AM
:LMAO:
Title: Re: Burning loins
Post by: Alex179 on August 22, 2007, 12:35:19 PM
 :lol:

That is fucking terrible.   I kind of do want to know what he did to deserve that actually.
Title: Re: Burning loins
Post by: Christopher McCandless on August 22, 2007, 12:36:48 PM
:lol:

That is fucking terrible.   I kind of do want to know what he did to deserve that actually.
Sitting naked in the front room?
Title: Re: Burning loins
Post by: Callaway on August 22, 2007, 12:45:10 PM
:lol:

That is fucking terrible.   I kind of do want to know what he did to deserve that actually.

Here is another article about it:

http://www.themoscowtimes.ru/stories/2007/08/22/016.html

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Woman Burns Penis Of Dozing Ex-Spouse

By David Nowak
Staff Writer

A woman in southeastern Moscow set fire to her former husband's penis while he lay helpless in an alcohol-induced slumber, a police spokeswoman said Tuesday.

The 41-year-old woman faces up to three years in prison if charged and convicted of deliberately inflicting the injuries, said Tatyana Korolyova, a spokeswoman for police in the city's Southeastern Administrative District.

The woman, whom police would only identify by her first name, Anna, was detained a few hours after the incident Thursday at the apartment that she shares with her former husband, Nikolai.

Korolyova described the police version of events: On Thursday, Nikolai, bedridden after a car crash that left him with a broken heel, asked Anna to fetch a bottle of vodka from the kiosk. She returned with the vodka, which he proceeded to drink in front of the television. A combination of the heat and the alcohol quickly lulled Nikolai to sleep.

Choosing her moment, Anna approached, doused Nikolai with alcohol from head to toe, and attempted to set him on fire with a match. Her attempt failed because the alcohol had evaporated by the time she lit the match.

She then fashioned a rudimentary torch from a newspaper, set fire to it and applied it to his groin.

 
Nikolai was admitted to the hospital with light burns covering 30 percent of his body, including his groin, stomach and left arm. He was released after a few days.

The couple had been living together for 19 years but divorced in 2003 after Anna grew tired of Nikolai's extramarital affairs, the Tvoi Den newspaper reported Tuesday, identifying the couple as Irina and Dmitry. The former husband regularly watched erotic films on television, which stirred Anna's fury, and he fell asleep in front of one such film Thursday.

"It was monstrously painful," Nikolai told the newspaper. "I don't know what I did to deserve such punishment."

The newspaper carried pictures of a shaven-headed man lying heavily bandaged in a hospital bed.

"His sex organs took the heaviest blow," an unidentified hospital nurse was quoted as saying.
Title: Re: Burning loins
Post by: Alex179 on August 22, 2007, 12:50:07 PM
Oh so he cheated on her many times and watched tons of porn in the living room.    While that is really bad, it doesn't mean you have to permanently scar the other person's genitals with fire.    She already went for the divorce, it is too bad she couldn't move out before her anger took over.   Should have gotten someone to beat his ass or something, instead of going to jail herself.    She does deserve a prison sentence that much is for sure, it isn't like he was a rapist or child molestor.   Those types do deserve to have something done to their genitals.
Title: Re: Burning loins
Post by: Tesla on August 22, 2007, 01:01:24 PM
Heav'n has no Rage, like Love to Hatred turn'd,
Nor Hell a Fury, like a Woman scorn'd


:laugh:
Title: Re: Burning loins
Post by: Lucifer on August 22, 2007, 01:47:32 PM
i deplore the use of violence for any...

ach, fuck it - that is hilarious!

:LMAO:
Title: Re: Burning loins
Post by: purposefulinsanity on August 22, 2007, 01:48:24 PM
 :laugh:  I'll bet he's really wishing he'd gotten his shit together and moved out.
Title: Re: Burning loins
Post by: El on August 22, 2007, 01:54:21 PM
Sounds like it's not what he did, it's who he did.
Title: Re: Burning loins
Post by: Kosmonaut on August 22, 2007, 04:46:35 PM
 :LOL:
I don't understand people.
Title: Re: Burning loins
Post by: DirtDawg on August 22, 2007, 05:50:16 PM
:LOL:
I don't understand people.

I do. That's why I avoid them.
Title: Re: Burning loins
Post by: McGiver on August 23, 2007, 07:07:14 AM
wouldn't it have been more humane to set his hair on fire?
Title: Re: Burning loins
Post by: El on August 23, 2007, 08:29:04 AM
wouldn't it have been more humane to set his hair on fire?

That might depend on what hair.
Title: Re: Burning loins
Post by: QuirkyCarla on August 23, 2007, 11:05:29 AM
I must be really immature, because I found this story hilarious and had to pass it on.  :laugh:
Title: Re: Burning loins
Post by: Callaway on August 23, 2007, 11:24:17 AM
I must be really immature, because I found this story hilarious and had to pass it on.  :laugh:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ntgij-u_27k

 :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Burning loins
Post by: Walkie on August 23, 2007, 12:23:09 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQMYtUB2Y_k
:evillaugh:
Title: Re: Burning loins
Post by: Callaway on August 23, 2007, 01:39:13 PM
Goodness, gracious, great balls of fire!

 :evillaugh:

 :plus:
Title: Re: Burning loins
Post by: McGiver on August 23, 2007, 01:59:42 PM
I must be really immature, because I found this story hilarious and had to pass it on.  :laugh:
you must not have testicles.
Title: Re: Burning loins
Post by: Calandale on August 26, 2007, 04:24:36 AM
Caused good music clips though.

You'd think the guy would have noticed
though. I'm pretty certain that EVEN passed
out drunk, no one could cook MY wiener.
Title: Re: Burning loins
Post by: SovaNu on August 26, 2007, 06:58:18 AM
:lol:

That is fucking terrible.   I kind of do want to know what he did to deserve that actually.
Sitting naked in the front room?

that's just what i was gonna say :lol:
Title: Re: Burning loins
Post by: Eclair on August 26, 2007, 07:50:33 AM
Loins are burning.
Title: Re: Burning loins
Post by: richard on August 26, 2007, 08:14:34 AM
note to self never marry a russian woman :laugh:
Title: Re: Burning loins
Post by: McGiver on August 26, 2007, 04:17:48 PM
note to self never marry a russian woman :laugh:
note to self:

if richard ever gets married and the minister asks if anyone objects.....do.
Title: Re: Burning loins
Post by: Christopher McCandless on August 26, 2007, 04:48:04 PM
note to self never marry a russian woman :laugh:
note to self:

if richard ever gets married and the minister asks if anyone objects.....do.
Depends who he is getting married to  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Burning loins
Post by: McGiver on August 26, 2007, 04:49:40 PM
note to self never marry a russian woman :laugh:
note to self:

if richard ever gets married and the minister asks if anyone objects.....do.
Depends who he is getting married to  :evillaugh:
does it?
Title: Re: Burning loins
Post by: Christopher McCandless on August 26, 2007, 04:55:46 PM
note to self never marry a russian woman :laugh:
note to self:

if richard ever gets married and the minister asks if anyone objects.....do.
Depends who he is getting married to  :evillaugh:
does it?
There must be someone who deserves him. Lets just hope that its a bloke or an infertile woman...  :P
Title: Re: Burning loins
Post by: McGiver on August 26, 2007, 05:04:43 PM
note to self never marry a russian woman :laugh:
note to self:

if richard ever gets married and the minister asks if anyone objects.....do.
Depends who he is getting married to  :evillaugh:
does it?
There must be someone who deserves him. Lets just hope that its a bloke or an infertile woman...  :P
or maybe they will build a nuclear reactor in his backyard.
Title: Re: Burning loins
Post by: Christopher McCandless on August 26, 2007, 05:16:07 PM
note to self never marry a russian woman :laugh:
note to self:

if richard ever gets married and the minister asks if anyone objects.....do.
Depends who he is getting married to  :evillaugh:
does it?
There must be someone who deserves him. Lets just hope that its a bloke or an infertile woman...  :P
or maybe they will build a nuclear reactor in his backyard.
Or revive the dinosaurs...
Title: Re: Burning loins
Post by: QuirkyCarla on August 26, 2007, 06:05:15 PM
I must be really immature, because I found this story hilarious and had to pass it on.  :laugh:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ntgij-u_27k

 :evillaugh:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQMYtUB2Y_k
:evillaugh:

 :laugh:
Title: Re: Burning loins
Post by: QuirkyCarla on August 26, 2007, 06:05:44 PM
I must be really immature, because I found this story hilarious and had to pass it on.  :laugh:
you must not have testicles.

Why would I? I'm female.
Title: Re: Burning loins
Post by: McGiver on August 26, 2007, 07:04:25 PM
I must be really immature, because I found this story hilarious and had to pass it on.  :laugh:
you must not have testicles.

Why would I? I'm female.
if i remember, the story was not favorable of men.  so of course you found it funny.
Title: Re: Burning loins
Post by: Tesla on August 26, 2007, 07:40:29 PM
Get used to it dude... misandry is rampant these days.
Title: Re: Burning loins
Post by: McGiver on August 26, 2007, 08:00:16 PM
Get used to it dude... misandry is rampant these days.
yep.  the lesbian agenda prevails.
Title: Re: Burning loins
Post by: Callaway on August 26, 2007, 08:29:28 PM
Get used to it dude... misandry is rampant these days.
yep.  the lesbian agenda prevails.

Lauging at a guy who gets his penis burned is not a lesbian agenda.
Title: Re: Burning loins
Post by: McGiver on August 26, 2007, 08:31:15 PM
Get used to it dude... misandry is rampant these days.
yep.  the lesbian agenda prevails.

Lauging at a guy who gets his penis burned is not a lesbian agenda.
the callaway agebda prevails.  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Burning loins
Post by: Tesla on August 26, 2007, 08:32:22 PM
Indeed not.  I laughed at the guy, and I am most certainly not a lesbian, nor do I know any lesbians, and do not read their literature.

I do think there is a lot of misandry these days though.
Title: Re: Burning loins
Post by: ozymandias on August 26, 2007, 08:33:38 PM
:LOL:
I don't understand people.

I do. That's why I avoid them.

Agreed!
Title: Re: Burning loins
Post by: Callaway on August 26, 2007, 09:42:04 PM
I don't know if there is any more misandry than there is misogyny, though.
Title: Re: Burning loins
Post by: QuirkyCarla on August 26, 2007, 10:03:00 PM
I must be really immature, because I found this story hilarious and had to pass it on.  :laugh:
you must not have testicles.

Why would I? I'm female.
if i remember, the story was not favorable of men.  so of course you found it funny.

quite judgemental aren't we? i'll admit i am a little misandryst, but that's not why i found it funny. setting things on fire is funny enough, but when it's a penis, that's hilarious.
Title: Re: Burning loins
Post by: QuirkyCarla on August 26, 2007, 10:04:00 PM
Get used to it dude... misandry is rampant these days.

as is misogyny
Title: Re: Burning loins
Post by: maldoror on August 26, 2007, 10:21:07 PM
What the fuck is funny about that?
Title: Re: Burning loins
Post by: QuirkyCarla on August 26, 2007, 10:25:34 PM
not something that people normally set on fire
Title: Re: Burning loins
Post by: Callaway on August 26, 2007, 10:37:12 PM
What the fuck is funny about that?

The song that came into my mind was, "Hunka Hunka Burning Love."   :laugh:
Title: Re: Burning loins
Post by: ANTON_UBER_ALLES on August 26, 2007, 10:50:23 PM
I HATE  gay-ass "oldie" song hunka hunka burning love! Anyway, shouldnt the title of this thread be "burning rod"? I always thought that Loins referred to a womans pussy lips. :P
Title: Re: Burning loins
Post by: Callaway on August 26, 2007, 11:00:25 PM
I HATE  gay-ass "oldie" song hunka hunka burning love! Anyway, shouldnt the title of this thread be "burning rod"? I always thought that Loins referred to a womans pussy lips. :P

:razz:

"Great Balls of Fire" was a cute song to think of in reference to the story too.

http://education.yahoo.com/reference/dictionary/entry/loin

loins

The region of the hips, groin, and lower abdomen.
The reproductive organs.

Title: Re: Burning loins
Post by: ozymandias on August 27, 2007, 05:29:10 AM
Move over Sherlock Holmes, Make way for Callaway, The Fountain of Knowledge of the Aspie Elite! :laugh: