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Title: metrose xual
Post by: McGiver on August 16, 2007, 03:20:02 PM
WTF is that?


Title: Re: metrose xual
Post by: Calandale on August 16, 2007, 03:20:50 PM
SG?
Title: Re: metrose xual
Post by: ASpHole on August 16, 2007, 03:30:52 PM
Metrosexual.... a heterosexual man who goes for designer clothes, Facial scrubs, frosted hair, manicures/pedicures, and other stereotypically gay things.
Title: Re: metrose xual
Post by: Calandale on August 16, 2007, 03:32:26 PM
Straight guys who like to receive facials?

Wantin cock that close to your face doesn't
sound too straight.
Title: Re: metrose xual
Post by: Peter on August 16, 2007, 03:33:45 PM
MetroP.I.ual.... a heteroP.I.ual man who goes for designer clothes, Facial scrubs, frosted hair, manicures/pedicures, and other stereotypically gay things.

What's frosted hair?
Title: Re: metrose xual
Post by: ASpHole on August 16, 2007, 03:37:30 PM
MetroP.I.ual.... a heteroP.I.ual man who goes for designer clothes, Facial scrubs, frosted hair, manicures/pedicures, and other stereotypically gay things.

What's frosted hair?

Hair that's had only the tips bleached, so it gives the impression that it's two tone, or hair that has had only selective strands bleached, giving the impression that it's streaked with blond.


BTW... why the fuck is it that the word P.I.ual is censored so it looks appears to be P.I.ual but I can still say FUCK?!?!?!?!?
Title: Re: metrose xual
Post by: ASpHole on August 16, 2007, 03:42:13 PM
Straight guys who like to receive facials?

Wantin cock that close to your face doesn't
sound too straight.

Dermabrasion and stuff like that, not the hot spunk washes that you seem to be obsessed with.   :lol:
Title: Re: metrose xual
Post by: Calandale on August 16, 2007, 03:55:41 PM



BTW... why the fuck is it that the word P.I.ual is censored so it looks appears to be P.I.ual but I can still say FUCK?!?!?!?!?

Because we have a problem with naughty words like sex, hadron, idiot but there's nothing
wrong with good clean anglo-saxon fun.


Dermabrasion and stuff like that, not the hot spunk washes that you seem to be obsessed with.   :lol:

Ah. Sorry about my obsession there.
But, I assure you, 'tis a real one.
Title: Re: metrose xual
Post by: SovaNu on August 16, 2007, 04:06:02 PM
WTF is that?

(http://www.bloggerheads.com/images/simon_cowell.jpg)
Title: Re: metrose xual
Post by: Christopher McCandless on August 16, 2007, 04:14:23 PM
WTF is that?

(http://www.bloggerheads.com/images/simon_cowell.jpg)
Whose singing?
Title: Re: metrose xual
Post by: SovaNu on August 16, 2007, 04:16:04 PM
i dunno but i'm howling. at that picture.
Title: Re: metrose xual
Post by: Christopher McCandless on August 16, 2007, 04:19:34 PM
i dunno but i'm howling. at that picture.
Nothing else like returning prescribed medicine, is there?  :P
Title: Re: metrose xual
Post by: SovaNu on August 16, 2007, 05:40:43 PM
eh? i never return medicine. :P
Title: Re: metrose xual
Post by: Christopher McCandless on August 16, 2007, 05:43:16 PM
eh? i never return medicine. :P
Even if it is venomous?  :P
Title: Re: metrose xual
Post by: McGiver on August 16, 2007, 05:44:52 PM
so it is a man who likes to pamper himself.
Title: Re: metrose xual
Post by: SovaNu on August 16, 2007, 05:50:44 PM
Simon Cowell is the poster boy for metrose xual.
Title: Re: metrose xual
Post by: SovaNu on August 16, 2007, 05:51:26 PM
eh? i never return medicine. :P
Even if it is venomous?  :P

no. not even then.
Title: Re: metrose xual
Post by: Christopher McCandless on August 16, 2007, 05:52:58 PM
eh? i never return medicine. :P
Even if it is venomous?  :P

no. not even then.
What do you do with it then? Take it?  :P
Title: Re: metrose xual
Post by: SovaNu on August 16, 2007, 05:53:26 PM
possibly. if it's good shit.
Title: Re: metrose xual
Post by: McGiver on August 16, 2007, 06:10:04 PM
can a woman be a metrosexual?
Title: Re: metrose xual
Post by: El on August 16, 2007, 08:16:40 PM
can a woman be a metrosexual?

No; if she acts like a metrosexual she's just girly.
Title: Re: metrose xual
Post by: QuirkyCarla on August 16, 2007, 08:26:50 PM
I would like a metrosexual boyfriend. More likely to shave his armpits and chest.
Title: Re: metrose xual
Post by: SovaNu on August 16, 2007, 08:53:07 PM
metrose xual is a must. i dunno how anyone can put up with bodyhair. i don't care what gender you are, it has got to go. :P
Title: Re: metrose xual
Post by: richard on August 16, 2007, 08:56:18 PM
SG?
:good:
Title: Re: metrose xual
Post by: McGiver on August 16, 2007, 09:57:57 PM
metrose xual is a must. i dunno how anyone can put up with bodyhair. i don't care what gender you are, it has got to go. :P
i'm ghey!  :ghey:
Title: Re: metrose xual
Post by: SovaNu on August 16, 2007, 09:59:25 PM
yes you are. :)
Title: Re: metrose xual
Post by: McGiver on August 16, 2007, 10:04:10 PM
yes you are. :)
wanna ghey around with me, girlfriend?
Title: Re: metrose xual
Post by: SovaNu on August 16, 2007, 10:04:47 PM
sure but call me Jim. :P makes it hotter. ;)
Title: Re: metrose xual
Post by: McGiver on August 16, 2007, 10:06:27 PM
sure but call me Jim. :P makes it hotter. ;)
call me beau!
Title: Re: metrose xual
Post by: QuirkyCarla on August 16, 2007, 10:06:45 PM
 :laugh:
Title: Re: metrose xual
Post by: Alex179 on August 16, 2007, 10:09:38 PM
The lengths men will go to for the love of Milla.

My brother is pretty damn metrosexual.   He plucks/shaves his eyebrows and hairline.   Pretty sure he keeps himself fairly hairless elsewhere too, but we don't talk about that haha.
Title: Re: metrose xual
Post by: SovaNu on August 16, 2007, 10:11:47 PM
lol that would go in the twincest thread.
Title: Re: metrose xual
Post by: QuirkyCarla on August 16, 2007, 10:12:54 PM
The lengths men will go to for the love of Milla.

My brother is pretty damn metroP.I.ual.   He plucks/shaves his eyebrows and hairline.   Pretty sure he keeps himself fairly hairless elsewhere too, but we don't talk about that haha.

Your brother sounds sexy.
Title: Re: metrose xual
Post by: Alex179 on August 16, 2007, 10:14:50 PM
lol that would go in the twincest thread.

How so?   I don't do anything with my prettyboy brother.   I just know his grooming habits somewhat.   He is about 4.5 years younger than me to boot.   Milla were you just using your imagination again?
Title: Re: metrose xual
Post by: Alex179 on August 16, 2007, 10:16:45 PM
The lengths men will go to for the love of Milla.

My brother is pretty damn metroP.I.ual.   He plucks/shaves his eyebrows and hairline.   Pretty sure he keeps himself fairly hairless elsewhere too, but we don't talk about that haha.

Your brother sounds P.I.y.

Probably a good idea that I left him cropped out of the picture I posted then haha.   He doesn't need to hookup over the net.   My bro gets plenty of play at FSU.   He even is on the bad list of several sororities due to him playing women.   Aspiring politician with a talent for lying and bullshitting.   Very NT.
Title: Re: metrose xual
Post by: QuirkyCarla on August 16, 2007, 10:17:31 PM
 :laugh:
Title: Re: metrose xual
Post by: SovaNu on August 16, 2007, 10:17:57 PM
lol that would go in the twincest thread.

How so?   I don't do anything with my prettyboy brother.   I just know his grooming habits somewhat.   He is about 4.5 years younger than me to boot.   Milla were you just using your imagination again?

yes. >:D
Title: Re: metrose xual
Post by: Alex179 on August 16, 2007, 10:22:13 PM
lol that would go in the twincest thread.

How so?   I don't do anything with my prettyboy brother.   I just know his grooming habits somewhat.   He is about 4.5 years younger than me to boot.   Milla were you just using your imagination again?

yes. >:D

Haha.  Well I don't have to shave my chest and I sometimes shave my crotch.   Never shave the rest as I am not that hairy to begin with, not like I am a swimmer or anything.   Never shave my eyebrows or hairline though.   That seems like too much work to me.   There put that with your imagination, since you already know what I look like as far as face goes.
Title: Re: metrose xual
Post by: SovaNu on August 16, 2007, 10:23:46 PM
why would someone shave their hairline? ???
Title: Re: metrose xual
Post by: Alex179 on August 16, 2007, 10:25:29 PM
why would someone shave their hairline? ???

He was all self concious about having a widow's peak.   You know the little pointy thing at the top of some people's hairlines?   He just made it even and a smooth line instead of having a little thing sticking out.   He used to be really obsessive with his looks, he has let loose a little more nowadays.
Title: Re: metrose xual
Post by: SovaNu on August 16, 2007, 10:35:34 PM
he could get hairplugs.
Title: Re: metrose xual
Post by: Alex179 on August 16, 2007, 10:37:49 PM
he could get hairplugs.

He has plenty of hair and it isn't receding.   Widow's peak is hair that extends beyond the hairline.


_____  _____   kinda like that but the hairline is more curved on the sides, just a small triangular point in the middle.   Many people have one.
         V
Title: Re: metrose xual
Post by: McGiver on August 16, 2007, 10:38:39 PM
yeah, like grandpa munster.
Title: Re: metrose xual
Post by: SovaNu on August 16, 2007, 10:39:37 PM
hmmkay.
Title: Re: metrose xual
Post by: Alex179 on August 16, 2007, 10:39:59 PM
yeah, like grandpa munster.

Kinda but my brother's is really minor.   It isn't that extreme or noticeable.   He got plenty of play without shaving it lol.
Title: Re: metrose xual
Post by: Alex179 on August 16, 2007, 10:48:36 PM
Actually looking at the picture of the Fonze in McFonzy's avatar, he has a similar widow's peak.   Very small and basically unnoticeable.   Especially with some sort of bangs.
Title: Re: metrose xual
Post by: Natalia Evans on August 17, 2007, 02:38:18 AM
WTF is that?






Someone who loves cities same as loving a woman or a man. I love Spokane. Does that make me a metrosexual?
Title: Re: metrose xual
Post by: El on August 17, 2007, 06:21:22 AM
WTF is that?






Someone who loves cities same as loving a woman or a man. I love Spokane. Does that make me a metroP.I.ual?

incorrect, but + for an unexpectedly amusing and intuitively apt interpretation.
Title: Re: metrose xual
Post by: DirtDawg on August 17, 2007, 06:37:55 AM
WTF is that?






Someone who loves cities same as loving a woman or a man. I love Spokane. Does that make me a metroP.I.ual?

incorrect, but + for an unexpectedly amusing and intuitively apt interpretation.

Agreed!
Plus for SG's application of Latin.
Title: Re: metrose xual
Post by: DirtDawg on August 17, 2007, 06:40:00 AM
Actually looking at the picture of the Fonze in McFonzy's avatar, he has a similar widow's peak.   Very small and basically unnoticeable.   Especially with some sort of bangs.

I have known guys who shaved their Widow's Peaks before. Never liked a one of them. Gladf your bro' is recovering.
Title: Re: metrose xual
Post by: SovaNu on August 17, 2007, 11:43:50 PM
i third. *plusses Spokanesexual*
Title: Re: metrose xual
Post by: Natalia Evans on August 17, 2007, 11:59:14 PM
I thought metrosexual was a made up word. I can remember someone making a joke about it on WP when I posted Sex with a City and I talked about me wanting to have sex with Spokane and someone asked would it make him a metrosexual.
Title: Re: metrose xual
Post by: Alex179 on August 18, 2007, 03:16:04 PM
Actually looking at the picture of the Fonze in McFonzy's avatar, he has a similar widow's peak.   Very small and basically unnoticeable.   Especially with some sort of bangs.

I have known guys who shaved their Widow's Peaks before. Never liked a one of them. Gladf your bro' is recovering.

Yeah it was pretty pathetic imo.    Just very unmanly.   He isn't like that now and he actually grew a beard recently.   Much less self concious, which makes him seem more like a real person to people.   Not some fake pretty boy.
Title: Re: metrose xual
Post by: duncvis on August 18, 2007, 03:20:28 PM
I honestly don't get the recent turn towards blokes being overly groomed. what happened to being appreciated for our weathered ruggedness? since when did straight men buy fucking facial scrubs and moisturiser?  ::)
Title: Re: metrose xual
Post by: Alex179 on August 18, 2007, 03:41:25 PM
I honestly don't get the recent turn towards blokes being overly groomed. what happened to being appreciated for our weathered ruggedness? since when did straight men buy fucking facial scrubs and moisturiser?  ::)

Since women started being attracted to pretty boys I guess.   There are women out there who appreciate a man for what he really is, and not some ideal put out by Hollywood.   It goes both ways of course as men have unrealistic expectations of women as well.   That doesn't mean everyone should go around trying to look like shit either.
Title: Re: metrose xual
Post by: DirtDawg on August 18, 2007, 04:52:48 PM
I honestly don't get the recent turn towards blokes being overly groomed. what happened to being appreciated for our weathered ruggedness? since when did straight men buy fucking facial scrubs and moisturiser?  ::)

Weathered describes me fairly well these days. I have tried a bunch of that shit in the past, at the request of (or under the influence of) girlfriends. I have had my hair "done" at a poodle parlor, had several manicures and even a pedicure once. I've had my back waxed, even went with a swimmers shave for a girl once. She did me up proud, too. She was into oil and slippery guys.

The weirdest thing I ever did was I bought my wife a chocolate immersion body cleansing and exfoliation (EXPENSIVE!). She talked me into trying it, too. I was very clean,  afterwards, but I sure smelled funny. :laugh:

  :ghey:
Title: Re: metrose xual
Post by: Peter on August 18, 2007, 05:25:49 PM
My ex was into manly men.  She was a bit disappointed when her current boyfriend was taken by the notion to wax his chest.
Title: Re: metrose xual
Post by: SovaNu on August 18, 2007, 05:26:10 PM
Actually looking at the picture of the Fonze in McFonzy's avatar, he has a similar widow's peak.   Very small and basically unnoticeable.   Especially with some sort of bangs.

I have known guys who shaved their Widow's Peaks before. Never liked a one of them. Gladf your bro' is recovering.

Yeah it was pretty pathetic imo.    Just very unmanly.   He isn't like that now and he actually grew a beard recently.   Much less self concious, which makes him seem more like a real person to people.   Not some fake pretty boy.

pretty boys are nice. and if women have to be pretty for men, why can't men be pretty for women? why would we have to put up with hairy armpits and all that crap? we want primped up princess boys just as you want primped up princesses!
Title: Re: metrose xual
Post by: Peter on August 18, 2007, 05:46:49 PM
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Post by: Peter on August 18, 2007, 05:47:23 PM
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Title: Re: metrose xual
Post by: SovaNu on August 18, 2007, 05:54:01 PM
 :LMAO:

manliness gone wrong!
Title: Re: metrose xual
Post by: Calandale on August 18, 2007, 07:16:58 PM
I used to love apricot facial scubs.
But, I used them not just on my face.

Used to moisturize my pubes too -
which is a nice thing to do, IMO.
Title: Re: metrose xual
Post by: McGiver on August 18, 2007, 09:32:56 PM
I used to love apricot facial scubs.
But, I used them not just on my face.

Used to moisturize my pubes too -
which is a nice thing to do, IMO.

pussy juice works just fine for me, thanks.
Title: Re: metrose xual
Post by: Calandale on August 18, 2007, 09:38:01 PM
I'd get comments on how soft mine were.
Title: Re: metrose xual
Post by: Alex179 on August 18, 2007, 10:27:09 PM
pretty boys are nice. and if women have to be pretty for men, why can't men be pretty for women? why would we have to put up with hairy armpits and all that crap? we want primped up princess boys just as you want primped up princesses!

There should be a happy median as I indicated in my post.   I actually prefer some natural beauty and not for women to totally cake on the makeup.   I have had acne and I know it isn't permanent.   That isn't how I judge a girl and I can look past most things that aren't permanently disfiguring.   I don't want primped up princesses, I want a girl that I am compatible with and that I find attractive.   Her attractiveness may be enhanced by the time she spend on herself.   All that stuff isn't the same when I wake up next to her in the morning after a long night of hot and sweaty fucking.   I can still appreciate a girl after that, even with some flaws.  It isn't like I am a perfect person myself.

There are plenty of things I have done for a woman.   Shaving myself has been one of them.   I am not proud of that actually.   I don't ask that much really, as I can appreciate a girl's natural beauty.   I don't want a woman to be butch though, but I take care of myself anyways.   It isn't like I am some hairy manbeast, I keep up with myself.
Title: Re: metrose xual
Post by: Peter on August 19, 2007, 05:02:46 AM
I used to love apricot facial scubs.
But, I used them not just on my face.

Used to moisturize my pubes too -
which is a nice thing to do, IMO.

pussy juice works just fine for me, thanks.

My natural groin-oils moisturise mine.
Title: Re: metrose xual
Post by: Peter on August 19, 2007, 07:06:01 AM
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Title: Re: metrose xual
Post by: SovaNu on August 19, 2007, 09:42:54 AM
pretty boys are nice. and if women have to be pretty for men, why can't men be pretty for women? why would we have to put up with hairy armpits and all that crap? we want primped up princess boys just as you want primped up princesses!

There should be a happy median as I indicated in my post.   I actually prefer some natural beauty and not for women to totally cake on the makeup.   I have had acne and I know it isn't permanent.   That isn't how I judge a girl and I can look past most things that aren't permanently disfiguring.   I don't want primped up princesses, I want a girl that I am compatible with and that I find attractive.   Her attractiveness may be enhanced by the time she spend on herself.   All that stuff isn't the same when I wake up next to her in the morning after a long night of hot and sweaty fucking.   I can still appreciate a girl after that, even with some flaws.  It isn't like I am a perfect person myself.

There are plenty of things I have done for a woman.   Shaving myself has been one of them.   I am not proud of that actually.   I don't ask that much really, as I can appreciate a girl's natural beauty.   I don't want a woman to be butch though, but I take care of myself anyways.   It isn't like I am some hairy manbeast, I keep up with myself.

why should there be a happy medium? everyone has their own tastes. some like gritty some like pretty. there's nothing wrong with either. people do as they wish and people like what they like. and that's all fine.

i have skin problems and even when i don't have zits i have scars. i must use make up to look even-skinned. i have blotches.
Title: Re: metrose xual
Post by: Tesla on August 19, 2007, 12:51:13 PM
I shave once a week and I don't even own a hairbrush.

Although I do shower/brush my teeth daily.