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Title: Fess up you fucking arseholes
Post by: Mr Smith on August 10, 2007, 05:05:14 AM
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Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: Christopher McCandless on August 10, 2007, 05:23:19 AM
And any nice people here  :laugh:

Why aren't you willing to come clean on this matter? lol, the font I used is called poor richard

Anyway.

Fess up. No lies. No trying to sound PC and wanting to say or feel the right thing.

1. Do you care about the starving kids in Africa?
2. Do you often perve at people of the same P.I. if you consider yourself straight? (You needn't answer if you're gay or bi)
3. Do you feel guilty if you squash a bug?
4. If someone you hated died... would you laugh? Care? Pretend to care? Not care?
5. If Paris Hilton died in Jail what would you think?

Feel free to add more.
Edit to include Alex179's Questions...
1. Yes.
2. No
3. Not normally, but i havent squashed a bug in a long time so that may have changed.
4. I would have wished I could have given them lots of suffering first...  :P
5. I wouldnt.
6. It depends. Often it is revenge with a cunning plan, when i feel like doing so
7. I dont drive, so that would be a no.
8. Nope, not been
9. If they are gagging for it I may.
10. No, but i like the glass of water trick...  :P
11. Nope.
12. Nope
13. Not that I am aware of.

Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: purposefulinsanity on August 10, 2007, 05:53:54 AM
1. Yes, but it doesn't cause me any sleepless nights.
2. n/a
3. Don't squash them often (generally only squash wasps), but I don't feel guilty about it.
4. I wouldn't laugh but I wouldn't be crying over it.
5. I wouldn't give a shit.
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: Peter on August 10, 2007, 06:00:56 AM
1.  Not much.
2.  No.
3.  I save spiders, but I do whatever's necessary to get rid of flies, since they're really annoying.  Slugs go in the bin.
4.  I'd dance a little jig and piss on their grave.
5.  I wouldn't give it much thought.
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: Mr Smith on August 10, 2007, 06:01:55 AM

4.  I'd dance a little jig and piss on their grave.


hahahahahah, now thats the sort of reply that makes threads like this interesting.  :plus: (if I could plus :p)
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: Christopher McCandless on August 10, 2007, 06:02:58 AM

4.  I'd dance a little jig and piss on their grave.


hahahahahah, now thats the sort of reply that makes threads like this interesting.  :plus: (if I could plus :p)
I think you should post answers to your own questions now...  :P
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: Alex179 on August 10, 2007, 06:35:10 AM
1.  Yes, though I don't think about it much (only given to charities that aren't faith based that work in Africa twice).
2.  No
3.  No, I live in Florida and I feel the need to squash bugs quite often (damn mosquitos).
4.  I would laugh and then forget about it probably depending on how intense my hatred is for them.   Maybe I would call up a friend that has mutual hatred for said person and laugh together over their demise.
5.  I wouldn't think about it because it isn't worth the time or effort.


Here are some more

6.  When hurt by someone, do you take revenge or forgive them and move on (and if so do you do it immediately in reaction or wait until the time is right and of your choosing with a plan)?
7.  Do you ever cut people off in traffic, then flip them off after they honk at you for doing so?
8.  Have you ever gone hunting and if so not eaten what you killed?
9.  When disagreeing with someone, do you often feel the need to insult them purposefully?
10.  Do you ever fart on people or drop your own pubic hairs on their head in a stealthy manner?
11.  Do you ever reply with, "Thats what you mother said last night" or some other variant?
12.  Have you ever vandalized property or participated in arson?
13.  Have you ever picked on or made fun of a mentally challenged (retarded) person or an elderly person that is senile?
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: McGiver on August 10, 2007, 06:36:42 AM
i care about the san andreas fault line.
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: Eclair on August 10, 2007, 06:38:21 AM
1.  Yes, though I don't think about it much (only given to charities that aren't faith based that work in Africa twice).
2.  No
3.  No, I live in Florida and I feel the need to squash bugs quite often (damn mosquitos).
4.  I would laugh and then forget about it probably depending on how intense my hatred is for them.   Maybe I would call up a friend that has mutual hatred for said person and laugh together over their demise.
5.  I wouldn't think about it because it isn't worth the time or effort.


Here are some more

6.  When hurt by someone, do you take revenge or forgive them and move on (and if so do you do it immediately in reaction or wait until the time is right and of your choosing with a plan)?
7.  Do you ever cut people off in traffic, then flip them off after they honk at you for doing so?
8.  Have you ever gone hunting and if so not eaten what you killed?
9.  When disagreeing with someone, do you often feel the need to insult them purposefully?
10.  Do you ever fart on people or drop your own pubic hairs on their head in a stealthy manner?
11.  Do you ever reply with, "Thats what you mother said last night" or some other variant?
12.  Have you ever vandalized property or participated in arson?
13.  Have you ever picked on or made fun of a mentally challenged (retarded) person or an elderly person that is senile?

Do you ever ask yourself, What Would Jesus Do?
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: Mr Smith on August 10, 2007, 06:48:07 AM
i care about the san andreas fault line.

I care about mc Jaccgers fault line shifting.
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: Tesla on August 10, 2007, 06:53:23 AM
1. It sucks for them, but no.
2. Only McJ.   :-*
3. Yes.  I have a lot of sympathy for all animals, excluding humans.  I can look at Rotten or b0g's offensive section all day, but if I see an animal get hurt is makes me cringe and feel sick.
4. I don't hate many people.  Although I did hate a teacher I used to have, I heard she died of cancer, and I thought to myself, "Good riddance"
5. "When is that video going to leak to the internet."
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: Kosmonaut on August 10, 2007, 06:56:43 AM

Do you care about the starving kids in Africa?
Do you often perve at people of the same P.I. if you consider yourself straight? (You needn't answer if you're gay or bi)
Do you feel guilty if you squash a bug?
If someone you hated died... would you laugh? Care? Pretend to care? Not care?
If Paris Hilton died in Jail what would you think?

1. no
2. no
3. yes
4. yes i would lol
5. She is quite ugly and she seems to be a poor shag going off them videos; still, i would like to fuck her and come over her face. That's all i have to say about Miss Hilton.
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: Mr Smith on August 10, 2007, 07:05:13 AM
Okay, why has the word "id iot" been replaced with pea guy?

Someone get rid of the censors  :o
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: McGiver on August 10, 2007, 07:08:05 AM
i care about the san andreas fault line.

I care about mc Jaccgers fault line shifting.
you hungry for a luncheon butt?  :laugh:
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: Mr Smith on August 10, 2007, 07:09:03 AM
i care about the san andreas fault line.

I care about mc Jaccgers fault line shifting.
you hungry for a luncheon butt?  :laugh:

No I just don't want luncheon butt to seperate and upset the children.
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: Christopher McCandless on August 10, 2007, 07:09:25 AM
Okay, why has the word "id iot" been replaced with pea guy?

Someone get rid of the censors  :o
Its a correction.
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: Kosmonaut on August 10, 2007, 07:11:30 AM
6.  When hurt by someone, do you take revenge or forgive them and move on (and if so do you do it immediately in reaction or wait until the time is right and of your choosing with a plan)?
7.  Do you ever cut people off in traffic, then flip them off after they honk at you for doing so?
8.  Have you ever gone hunting and if so not eaten what you killed?
9.  When disagreeing with someone, do you often feel the need to insult them purposefully?
10.  Do you ever fart on people or drop your own pubic hairs on their head in a stealthy manner?
11.  Do you ever reply with, "Thats what you mother said last night" or some other variant?
12.  Have you ever vandalized property or participated in arson?
13.  Have you ever picked on or made fun of a mentally challenged (retarded) person or an elderly person that is senile?

6. i fantasize about revenge scenarios, but usually settle for doing drugs and forgetting about it after a few months of obsession. However, i have dispensed vengeance on some people, so long as i figure i can get away with it.
7. no, cars are boring and im not going to respond to some random moron who happens to honk at me
8. no
9. no
10. no
11. no
12. yes
13. no
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: McGiver on August 10, 2007, 07:12:27 AM
i care about the san andreas fault line.

I care about mc Jaccgers fault line shifting.
you hungry for a luncheon butt?  :laugh:

No I just don't want luncheon butt to seperate and upset the children.
yes you do!
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: The_P on August 10, 2007, 07:13:04 AM
This topic is boring. Not worth the expenditure.
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: Christopher McCandless on August 10, 2007, 07:14:59 AM
This topic is boring. Not worth the expenditure.
Peaguy has something to hide...  :P
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: Peter on August 10, 2007, 07:27:21 AM
1.  Yes, though I don't think about it much (only given to charities that aren't faith based that work in Africa twice).
2.  No
3.  No, I live in Florida and I feel the need to squash bugs quite often (damn mosquitos).
4.  I would laugh and then forget about it probably depending on how intense my hatred is for them.   Maybe I would call up a friend that has mutual hatred for said person and laugh together over their demise.
5.  I wouldn't think about it because it isn't worth the time or effort.


Here are some more

6.  When hurt by someone, do you take revenge or forgive them and move on (and if so do you do it immediately in reaction or wait until the time is right and of your choosing with a plan)?
7.  Do you ever cut people off in traffic, then flip them off after they honk at you for doing so?
8.  Have you ever gone hunting and if so not eaten what you killed?
9.  When disagreeing with someone, do you often feel the need to insult them purposefully?
10.  Do you ever fart on people or drop your own pubic hairs on their head in a stealthy manner?
11.  Do you ever reply with, "Thats what you mother said last night" or some other variant?
12.  Have you ever vandalized property or participated in arson?
13.  Have you ever picked on or made fun of a mentally challenged (retarded) person or an elderly person that is senile?

Do you ever ask yourself, What Would Jesus Do?

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Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: Alex179 on August 10, 2007, 07:45:36 AM
Do you ever ask yourself, What Would Jesus Do?

Yes, but sometimes it is too late and after the fact.    I wouldn't answer yes to most of my questions, actually let me look them over.

Peter:   That is Deuteronomy.  Jesus was never faced with that situation in the New Testament, so there really isn't any record of what he would do.   That was an instruction to the Jews of that time.   Jesus really was seen as someone who wasn't necessarily doing everything that was in Jewish law anyways.    Very passive usually, I doubt he would cut off someone's genitals or something of that nature.   Probably why some of the Pharisees and such hated him so much.

6.  I usually forgive people, but when I take revenge it is with a plan and at a time of my choosing.
7.  I rarely cut people off (use the blinker ahead of time) and I don't think I have flipped someone I didn't know off in traffic.
8.  Once with my uncle and we ate the deer.
9.  No, unless they are insulting me first.
10.  No to the pubic hair (I know someone who does this), but I have farted on my brother.
11.  Never, that is annoying and generic and something my friend Tom does constantly.
12.  Yes to both.   I draw on things constantly (desks at school in HS), and I have burned down a kid's fort that I hated when I was 11.
13.  No.
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: The_P on August 10, 2007, 07:46:57 AM
This topic is boring. Not worth the expenditure.
Peaguy has something to hide...  :P

Speaking of something to hide, where's your picture? Hmm?
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: Christopher McCandless on August 10, 2007, 07:47:52 AM
This topic is boring. Not worth the expenditure.
Peaguy has something to hide...  :P

Speaking of something to hide, where's your picture? Hmm?
I shall have to find my phone cable, when i do there will be one up.
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: McGiver on August 10, 2007, 07:56:47 AM
This topic is boring. Not worth the expenditure.
Peaguy has something to hide...  :P

Speaking of something to hide, where's your picture? Hmm?
I shall have to find my phone cable, when i do there will be one up.
OMG, where have we heard the old, "i need a cable to post my picture," before?
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: Natalia Evans on August 10, 2007, 11:16:38 AM
And any nice people here  :laugh:

Why aren't you willing to come clean on this matter? lol, the font I used is called poor richard

Anyway.

Fess up. No lies. No trying to sound PC and wanting to say or feel the right thing.

Do you care about the starving kids in Africa?
Do you often perve at people of the same P.I. if you consider yourself straight? (You needn't answer if you're gay or bi)
Do you feel guilty if you squash a bug?
If someone you hated died... would you laugh? Care? Pretend to care? Not care?
If Paris Hilton died in Jail what would you think?

Feel free to add more.


No.
No
No
Not care
Wouldn't care. I don't really know her or know who she is except she is related to Conrad Hilton?
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: Natalia Evans on August 10, 2007, 11:21:55 AM
1.  Yes, though I don't think about it much (only given to charities that aren't faith based that work in Africa twice).
2.  No
3.  No, I live in Florida and I feel the need to squash bugs quite often (damn mosquitos).
4.  I would laugh and then forget about it probably depending on how intense my hatred is for them.   Maybe I would call up a friend that has mutual hatred for said person and laugh together over their demise.
5.  I wouldn't think about it because it isn't worth the time or effort.


Here are some more

6.  When hurt by someone, do you take revenge or forgive them and move on (and if so do you do it immediately in reaction or wait until the time is right and of your choosing with a plan)?
7.  Do you ever cut people off in traffic, then flip them off after they honk at you for doing so?
8.  Have you ever gone hunting and if so not eaten what you killed?
9.  When disagreeing with someone, do you often feel the need to insult them purposefully?
10.  Do you ever fart on people or drop your own pubic hairs on their head in a stealthy manner?
11.  Do you ever reply with, "Thats what you mother said last night" or some other variant?
12.  Have you ever vandalized property or participated in arson?
13.  Have you ever picked on or made fun of a mentally challenged (retarded) person or an elderly person that is senile?


Revenge but only harmless ones the ones that won't get me in trouble with the law. Silent treament and never speaking to them you won't get busted for so I do that and not caring about that person.
Never gone hunting
Sometimes depending on the situation like ifthey are getting a fact wrong like when Bush came into office. It was 2001, not 2000, its a fact. It's in books and textbooks, internet and that person keeps arguing with me.
No
No
No
No
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: Calandale on August 10, 2007, 01:31:10 PM


Do you care about the starving kids in Africa?

Of course. They too need to die,
in order to end their suffering.

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Do you often perve at people of the same P.I. if you consider yourself straight? (You needn't answer if you're gay or bi)

Not often, no. Probably not often at females either though.
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Do you feel guilty if you squash a bug?

Guilt? Remorse certainly - not really guilt.

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If someone you hated died... would you laugh? Care? Pretend to care? Not care?

I'd feel happy.

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If Paris Hilton died in Jail what would you think?

Depends on how it happened.
Could be hilarious though.


Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: Calandale on August 10, 2007, 01:36:28 PM
Here are some more

6.  When hurt by someone, do you take revenge or forgive them and move on (and if so do you do it immediately in reaction or wait until the time is right and of your choosing with a plan)?

Usually revenge. And if it's bad enough, I have to plan.
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7.  Do you ever cut people off in traffic, then flip them off after they honk at you for doing so?

No. If I tried something that complex, I'd probably crash.

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8.  Have you ever gone hunting and if so not eaten what you killed?

Nope. Wanted to, in order to learn to gut something
though. And to see if I could take it.

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9.  When disagreeing with someone, do you often feel the need to insult them purposefully?

Need? No. I do it though, now and then.

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10.  Do you ever fart on people or drop your own pubic hairs on their head in a stealthy manner?

Only to those I love.
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11.  Do you ever reply with, "Thats what you mother said last night" or some other variant?

Not in a long time. Maybe if I had friends again,
I'd act that childish though.

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12.  Have you ever vandalized property or participated in arson?

Yes.

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13.  Have you ever picked on or made fun of a mentally challenged (retarded) person or an elderly person that is senile?

Not meanly. I'm not sure if I have otherwise.
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: maldoror on August 10, 2007, 10:56:06 PM
And any nice people here  :laugh:

Why aren't you willing to come clean on this matter? lol, the font I used is called poor richard

Anyway.

Fess up. No lies. No trying to sound PC and wanting to say or feel the right thing.

Do you care about the starving kids in Africa?

I think it's ridiculous that we live the way we do and they live the way they do. So yeah.

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Do you often perve at people of the same P.I. if you consider yourself straight? (You needn't answer if you're gay or bi)

Not really. Sometimes I wish I looked like certain people. I guess maybe every once in a while I've undressed a dude with my eyes, if only just to compare.  :eyebrows:[/quote]
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Do you feel guilty if you squash a bug?
Depends if it's a cute bug.
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If someone you hated died... would you laugh? Care? Pretend to care? Not care?
This sort of happened last year. It was a pretty weird feeling. I didn't miss her, but I felt bad that no one did and wished people hadn't fucking ignored all of her warning signs and just went on with their stupid lives like it was no big deal that a human being they were supposed to have been friends with just killed herself. :soapbox:
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If Paris Hilton died in Jail what would you think?
Probably the exact opposite of how everyone else would react to it, whatever that would be.
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Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: willow on August 10, 2007, 11:11:49 PM
And any nice people here  :laugh:

Why aren't you willing to come clean on this matter? lol, the font I used is called poor richard

Anyway.

Fess up. No lies. No trying to sound PC and wanting to say or feel the right thing.

Do you care about the starving kids in Africa?
Do you often perve at people of the same P.I. if you consider yourself straight? (You needn't answer if you're gay or bi)
Do you feel guilty if you squash a bug?
If someone you hated died... would you laugh? Care? Pretend to care? Not care?
If Paris Hilton died in Jail what would you think?

Feel free to add more.

Do you care about the starving kids in Africa? yes, I do. starving kids, anywhere...tear my heart out.

Do you often perve at people of the same P.I. if you consider yourself straight? yes....but I'm Bi, so it doesn't count.

Do you feel guilty if you squash a bug? no. fuck that bug for getting in my space.

If someone you hated died... would you laugh? Care? Pretend to care? Not care? I would feel indifferent...perhaps relieved that they would no longer be able to annoy me.

If Paris Hilton died in Jail what would you think? I wouldn't really give a shit. she is a waste of air and press.


Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: willow on August 10, 2007, 11:17:54 PM
6.  When hurt by someone, do you take revenge or forgive them and move on (and if so do you do it immediately in reaction or wait until the time is right and of your choosing with a plan)? sometimes I choose to act upon revenge...but only if they have done something immoral or deceitful. if they just hurt me in the course of regular nature, no.

7.  Do you ever cut people off in traffic, then flip them off after they honk at you for doing so? no...I usually have kids in my car. I don't cut people off.

8.  Have you ever gone hunting and if so not eaten what you killed? fuck no. I am a vegetarian. I don't mind hunters as long as they are using what they kill...but unless my life depended upon it, I wouldn't kill anything.

9.  When disagreeing with someone, do you often feel the need to insult them purposefully? I try very hard not to...to just stick to the matter at hand. once someone else slips into the trash talk...I will fuck their shit up.

10.  Do you ever fart on people or drop your own pubic hairs on their head in a stealthy manner? who thinks of this kind of question? perhaps someone who has done this deed? :P no, to both.

11.  Do you ever reply with, "Thats what you mother said last night" or some other variant? only to my close friends, the ones who make mom jokes to me. to strangers, or in a fight, no. it is lame.

12.  Have you ever vandalized property or participated in arson? yes. one of those.

13.  Have you ever picked on or made fun of a mentally challenged (retarded) person or an elderly person that is senile?
no, never. not in my whole life. I was always the person who was their friend. or tried to be.
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: Kiriana on August 10, 2007, 11:26:27 PM
And any nice people here  :laugh:

Why aren't you willing to come clean on this matter? lol, the font I used is called poor richard

Anyway.

Fess up. No lies. No trying to sound PC and wanting to say or feel the right thing.

Do you care about the starving kids in Africa?
Do you often perve at people of the same P.I. if you consider yourself straight? (You needn't answer if you're gay or bi)
Do you feel guilty if you squash a bug?
If someone you hated died... would you laugh? Care? Pretend to care? Not care?
If Paris Hilton died in Jail what would you think?

Feel free to add more.

1.) Yes
2.) not straight, so n/a
3.) not if it's indoors. 
4.) probalby just not care.  At most, I might feel bad for their family.  Maybe.  A little.
5.) depends on how it happened.
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: Kiriana on August 10, 2007, 11:34:14 PM
Here are some more

6.  When hurt by someone, do you take revenge or forgive them and move on (and if so do you do it immediately in reaction or wait until the time is right and of your choosing with a plan)?
7.  Do you ever cut people off in traffic, then flip them off after they honk at you for doing so?
8.  Have you ever gone hunting and if so not eaten what you killed?
9.  When disagreeing with someone, do you often feel the need to insult them purposefully?
10.  Do you ever fart on people or drop your own pubic hairs on their head in a stealthy manner?
11.  Do you ever reply with, "Thats what you mother said last night" or some other variant?
12.  Have you ever vandalized property or participated in arson?
13.  Have you ever picked on or made fun of a mentally challenged (retarded) person or an elderly person that is senile?

6.) Well, I wouldn't forgive too quickly, but I'm generally too lazy for revenge.  I'll just sit back and laugh when something bad eventually happens to them.
7.) not lately.  Kids in the car and all, try to play it safe.
8.) don't hunt
9.) only occasionally.
10.) Um...no.
11.)  I'm certain I have at some point, but it's not a phrase I use regularly
12.) vandilism, yes, arson, no
13.) Ever?  In my whole life?  Possibly when I was young and dumb.  Not in recent memory though.  Unless you count George Bush.
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: Calandale on August 10, 2007, 11:37:50 PM


Do you feel guilty if you squash a bug? no. fuck that bug for getting in my space.


And I got abused over a bit of experimentation?
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: Calandale on August 10, 2007, 11:39:50 PM


8.  Have you ever gone hunting and if so not eaten what you killed? fuck no. I am a vegetarian.

Well, seemed all the more pertinent then.

Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: willow on August 10, 2007, 11:43:43 PM


Do you feel guilty if you squash a bug? no. fuck that bug for getting in my space.


And I got abused over a bit of experimentation?

your fault, for getting in my space.
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: Calandale on August 10, 2007, 11:54:18 PM


Do you feel guilty if you squash a bug? no. fuck that bug for getting in my space.


And I got abused over a bit of experimentation?

your fault, for getting in my space.

Are YOU the slug queen?
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: Lucifer on August 11, 2007, 01:24:53 AM


Do you feel guilty if you squash a bug? no. fuck that bug for getting in my space.


And I got abused over a bit of experimentation?

your fault, for getting in my space.

Are YOU the slug queen?

no, dear - that's you.
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: Calandale on August 11, 2007, 01:36:59 AM


no, dear - that's you.

I haven't been here long enough
to run.

http://www.maddogproductions.com/ds_slugs.htm

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The Slug Queen is to Eugene, Oregon what Miss America is to the United States. Except luckily none of the Slug contestants wore two-piece bathing suits like they’re letting them do in the Miss America contest this year. It shouldn’t surprise you that there’s a Slug Queen. After all, somewhere in this fine country of ours there’s a Miss [Fill in the blank] to meet every need. There’s Miss Better Boy Tomato, Little Miss Oilwell, Miss Hot Tub De-scaler, and probably even Miss E. Coli. There used to be a Tobacco Festival Queen in Richmond, Virginia but everyone stopped entering the contest when word got around that the winner couldn’t get a date afterwards because guys were afraid of getting cancer from her, and that was in the days before we were aware of the dangers of second-hand dating.
     It’s fitting that the Slug Queen reigns in Eugene. This is, after all, the city that has a Saturday Market filled with genuine hippies coming in from surrounding communes who haven’t seen a calendar or a hairdresser since 1970. It’s a city where more people believe Jerry Garcia’s still alive than think Elvis is. It’s a city that places stickers near the crosswalks explaining that when the "man walking" lights up you can cross and when the "orange palm" lights up you should stop, yet has the presence of mind not to do it in Braille. And it’s the city that’s home to Oregon Yurtworks, a company dedicated to making modern versions of the circular Mongolian home, hopefully without the yak skins.

     Five people vied for the title of Slug Queen this year, and two of them were men. This shouldn’t come as a shock since a recent survey by Carvel (the people who make ice cream whales but—gasp!—not slugs) found that when making a wish before blowing out the candles on their birthday cake, 61 percent of all boys younger than age 10 who wished to become superheroes wanted to be Catwoman. Really.

      The contestants for this year’s Slug Queen included Slugareina (who did a slimy variation of the Macarena), Birtha (the token pregnant contestant), Princess Paulina (a guy in a wheelchair), Visca and Gastropia Nudibranchia (Siamese slugs attached at the dress), and Slugmistress Bagonda, a 6’4" guy in drag who won the crown this year after having failed in two previous attempts.
     Lest you think this is all fun and games, the Slug Queen does much more than strut around downtown Eugene one night in August wearing a short skirt made of duct tape (as Bagonda did). No, official duties include appearing at the opening reception of the Mayor’s Art Show, riding in the Eugene Celebration parade, appearing at the Parade Awards Ceremony, presiding over next year’s competition (as the previous winners, called Old Queens, did this year), and spending the rest of his/her life living it down.

     The competition itself is short and sweet. They’re judged in three categories: costume, question, and talent. It’s over in about 90 minutes. If only the Federal Election Committee had been there they would have seen what a clean, simple system this is. Contrast this with the 2000 presidential campaign (only three years to Election Day, mark it on your calendars!) which was unofficially launched in Indianapolis recently when 1,200 people showed up at the Midwest Republican Leadership Conference and every one of them declared their candidacy. Just kidding. Actually it was only such exciting prospects as Dan Quayle, Steve Forbes, Lamar Alexander, and Alan Keyes that did. But at least they agreed on a campaign theme: "Deja Vu Into The 20th Century".

 
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Post by: Lucifer on August 11, 2007, 03:05:56 AM
i rest my case.
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Post by: Calandale on August 11, 2007, 04:10:41 AM
No sitting on the job.
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Post by: Lucifer on August 11, 2007, 04:11:57 AM
i should think not.  bet you're fab at mincing, though.
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Post by: renaeden on August 11, 2007, 06:39:51 AM
Do you care about the starving kids in Africa?
Do you often perve at people of the same P.I. if you consider yourself straight? (You needn't answer if you're gay or bi)
Do you feel guilty if you squash a bug?
If someone you hated died... would you laugh? Care? Pretend to care? Not care?
If Paris Hilton died in Jail what would you think?

1. No. If I did, I would worry myself to death.
2. Only in an envious way.
3. Not if I couldn't help it.
4. There is one particular person that if they died, I would quickly go to their house and steal stuff.
5. It is her problem.
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Post by: Teejay on August 11, 2007, 07:11:45 AM
Do you care about the starving kids in Africa?
Do you often perve at people of the same P.I. if you consider yourself straight? (You needn't answer if you're gay or bi)
Do you feel guilty if you squash a bug?
If someone you hated died... would you laugh? Care? Pretend to care? Not care?
If Paris Hilton died in Jail what would you think?

1. No
2. No
3. No
4. Not Care
5. Who gives a fuck
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Post by: Nomaken on August 11, 2007, 09:18:32 PM
Do you care about the starving kids in Africa?

Yes.

Do you often perve at people of the same P.I. if you consider yourself straight? (You needn't answer if you're gay or bi)

No.

Do you feel guilty if you squash a bug?

No.

If someone you hated died... would you laugh? Care? Pretend to care? Not care?

Depends on how much I hated them.  If a lot.  Happy.  If not a lot,  indifferent.

If Paris Hilton died in Jail what would you think?

Not care.
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Post by: SovaNu on August 11, 2007, 10:01:04 PM
Do you care about the starving kids in Africa?

yes.

Do you often perve at people of the same P.I. if you consider yourself straight? (You needn't answer if you're gay or bi)

i'm bi.

Do you feel guilty if you squash a bug?

yes.

If someone you hated died... would you laugh? Care? Pretend to care? Not care?

jerry falwell died. 1% of me was happy about it. 99% didn't give a munkety tunkety.

If Paris Hilton died in Jail what would you think?

i would wish her well in her next life.
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Post by: Dexter Morgan on August 11, 2007, 10:01:27 PM
I think it sucks, but not really care
what is p.i.?
no
not care
hope the media doesn't obsess over it
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Post by: Callaway on August 11, 2007, 10:21:09 PM
I think it sucks, but not really care
what is p.i.?
no
not care
hope the media doesn't obsess over it

A new administrator has been playing with the word filter.  P.I. is really sex.
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Post by: Calandale on August 11, 2007, 10:21:43 PM
I think it sucks, but not really care
what is p.i.?
no
not care
hope the media doesn't obsess over it

A new administrator has been playing with the word filter.  P.I. is really sex.

Indeed she is.
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Post by: Natalia Evans on August 11, 2007, 10:24:16 PM
Have you ever been raped?


Do you get turned on from kids?


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Post by: Callaway on August 11, 2007, 10:24:44 PM
I think it sucks, but not really care
what is p.i.?
no
not care
hope the media doesn't obsess over it

A new administrator has been playing with the word filter.  P.I. is really sex.

Indeed she is.

 :laugh:

I should have said P.I. is sexy, in that case.

I meant that the word sex was replaced in the word filter by P.I.
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Post by: Natalia Evans on August 11, 2007, 10:25:49 PM
Have you ever been raped?


Do you get turned on from kids?





Just last month I thought I was going to be.



Hell no. Would that make me a perv if I did?
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Post by: Calandale on August 11, 2007, 10:27:18 PM
Have you ever been raped?

Nope. At least, I don't THINK so.


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Do you get turned on from kids?

Define kids.

By Callaway's definition, hell yes.

If you mean goats, not really - though I
might play with them.

Otherwise, no.


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Post by: Dexter Morgan on August 11, 2007, 10:29:11 PM
I think it sucks, but not really care
what is p.i.?
no
not care
hope the media doesn't obsess over it

A new administrator has been playing with the word filter.  P.I. is really sex.
So P.I.= penis injection then?
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Post by: Callaway on August 11, 2007, 10:29:34 PM
Have you ever been raped?


Do you get turned on from kids?





Just last month I thought I was going to be.



Hell no. Would that make me a perv if I did?

Those are very personal questions to ask someone that you don't know well, Spokane Girl.

If just last month you thought you were about to be raped, then maybe you need to try to be more careful.

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Post by: Callaway on August 11, 2007, 10:30:29 PM
I think it sucks, but not really care
what is p.i.?
no
not care
hope the media doesn't obsess over it

A new administrator has been playing with the word filter.  P.I. is really sex.
So P.I.= penis injection then?

P.I. are the initials of Purposeful Insanity.
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Post by: Callaway on August 11, 2007, 10:31:40 PM
Have you ever been raped?

Nope. At least, I don't THINK so.


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Do you get turned on from kids?

Define kids.

By Callaway's definition, hell yes.

If you mean goats, not really - though I
might play with them.

Otherwise, no.




Anyone under 18, especially in the state where you live.
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Post by: Natalia Evans on August 11, 2007, 10:37:32 PM
Define kids:


Anyone under 18. Babies, toddlers, 6-9 year olds, preteens and teenagers (13-17).
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Post by: Calandale on August 11, 2007, 10:47:57 PM


Anyone under 18, especially in the state where you live.

Indeed. My wife was 17 when I met her.
Though, 'twas above the age of consent
there. But, I've been aroused by younger.

I doubt that many men haven't been.
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Post by: willow on August 11, 2007, 11:09:41 PM


Do you feel guilty if you squash a bug? no. fuck that bug for getting in my space.


And I got abused over a bit of experimentation?

your fault, for getting in my space.

Are YOU the slug queen?

no, dear - that's you.

QFT.
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Post by: Callaway on August 11, 2007, 11:14:00 PM


Anyone under 18, especially in the state where you live.

Indeed. My wife was 17 when I met her.
Though, 'twas above the age of consent
there. But, I've been aroused by younger.

I doubt that many men haven't been.

How old were you then?
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Post by: Calandale on August 11, 2007, 11:28:45 PM


Anyone under 18, especially in the state where you live.

Indeed. My wife was 17 when I met her.
Though, 'twas above the age of consent
there. But, I've been aroused by younger.

I doubt that many men haven't been.

How old were you then?

24, when I met her.
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Post by: Scrapheap on August 11, 2007, 11:31:28 PM


Anyone under 18, especially in the state where you live.

Indeed. My wife was 17 when I met her.
Though, 'twas above the age of consent
there. But, I've been aroused by younger.

I doubt that many men haven't been.

How old were you then?

24, when I met her.

DAMN kiddie fiddler!!
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Post by: Calandale on August 11, 2007, 11:43:36 PM


Anyone under 18, especially in the state where you live.

Indeed. My wife was 17 when I met her.
Though, 'twas above the age of consent
there. But, I've been aroused by younger.

I doubt that many men haven't been.

How old were you then?

24, when I met her.

DAMN kiddie fiddler!!

Pfft. She was more experienced than I was.
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Post by: renaeden on August 12, 2007, 01:40:25 AM
51490]
6.  When hurt by someone, do you take revenge or forgive them and move on (and if so do you do it immediately in reaction or wait until the time is right and of your choosing with a plan)?
7.  Do you ever cut people off in traffic, then flip them off after they honk at you for doing so?
8.  Have you ever gone hunting and if so not eaten what you killed?
9.  When disagreeing with someone, do you often feel the need to insult them purposefully?
10.  Do you ever fart on people or drop your own pubic hairs on their head in a stealthy manner?
11.  Do you ever reply with, "Thats what you mother said last night" or some other variant?
12.  Have you ever vandalized property or participated in arson?
13.  Have you ever picked on or made fun of a mentally challenged (retarded) person or an elderly person that is senile?
6. I usually don't realise until later and then it is too late to do anything.
7. I have done this once accidentally, they honked at me and they had the right to do so.
8. I have never been hunting.
9. I try to keep to the subject, not insult because then it becomes personal and any argument from then on is futile.
10.  :laugh: Never done this!
11. No, I don't know what that comment means.
12. I have spraypainted my initials under a train bridge because someone dared me to.
13. No, I have had mentally challenged friends and can't imagine making fun of them or old people either.

SG's questions.
1. Almost but I ran too fast.  8)
2. No, kids should stay innocent in that respect. I did go out with a 17 year old guy when I was 16, though.
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Post by: Christopher McCandless on August 12, 2007, 04:23:38 AM
Have you ever been raped?


Do you get turned on from kids?



1. No
2. No one that is any more than a year (two at a stretch) younger than myself.
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Post by: Peter on August 12, 2007, 04:58:32 AM
Define kids:


Anyone under 18. Babies, toddlers, 6-9 year olds, preteens and teenagers (13-17).

It's kind of fucked up to lump being attracted to 1 year olds with being attracted to 17 year olds.
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Post by: Mr Smith on August 12, 2007, 05:03:05 AM
liking a  17 year old isn't gross, some members here might only be 18-early 20s.
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Post by: Teejay on August 12, 2007, 05:05:54 AM
liking a  17 year old isn't gross, some members here might only be 18-early 20s.

I agree, but in my case 17 and 18 year olds are just too young.
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Post by: mordok on August 12, 2007, 07:11:29 AM
1.  Do you care about the starving kids in Africa?
Yes

2.  Do you often perve at people of the same P.I. if you consider yourself straight? (You needn't answer if you're gay or bi)
Yes, but I'm bi so no surprise.

3.  Do you feel guilty if you squash a bug?
Not really.

4.  If someone you hated died... would you laugh? Care? Pretend to care? Not care?
Probably just wouldn't care.

5.  If Paris Hilton died in Jail what would you think?
Happy that maybe I wouldn't have to keep hearing about her.

6.  When hurt by someone, do you take revenge or forgive them and move on (and if so do you do it immediately in reaction or wait until the time is right and of your choosing with a plan)?
In general, I do nothing.  However, on those rare occasions when I feel it justified, vengeance shall be mine.

7.  Do you ever cut people off in traffic, then flip them off after they honk at you for doing so?
No, I am a defensive driver -- aggressively defensive at times, but still defensive.

8.  Have you ever gone hunting and if so not eaten what you killed?
Never done it.  No interest.

9.  When disagreeing with someone, do you often feel the need to insult them purposefully?
Not really.

10.  Do you ever fart on people or drop your own pubic hairs on their head in a stealthy manner?
Um, no.

11.  Do you ever reply with, "Thats what you mother said last night" or some other variant?
Nope.

12.  Have you ever vandalized property or participated in arson?
No to both.

13.  Have you ever picked on or made fun of a mentally challenged (retarded) person or an elderly person that is senile?
Maybe when I was very young and stupid.  By the time I reached high school, I was more often a friend and defender to them.
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Post by: Christopher McCandless on August 12, 2007, 07:23:06 AM
liking a  17 year old isn't gross, some members here might only be 18-early 20s.
For me it would be less than 6 months difference, and even would make me feel slightly uncomfortable.
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Post by: DirtDawg on August 12, 2007, 09:50:30 AM
Fess up.
Do you care about the starving kids in Africa?

Not as much as I used to when I was naive enough to imagine my contributions made a difference.


Do you often perve at people of the same P.I. if you consider yourself straight? (You needn't answer if you're gay or bi)

Perve? Meaning stare and daydream? Of course, but then my past is well storied. Now I only stare at really good looking guys.


Do you feel guilty if you squash a bug?

Depends on the bug and where they are. In my house, I am intolerant of all but spiders, which I escort to the wild. Moths and butterflies also get a pardon, because they are so easy to catch. In the woods, I don't bother with any that are not in my clothes. Even then I try to be gentle, but they are fragile. In my garden, I usually don't like the kind of wasps that steal my spiders to use as incubators for their larvae. I will exterminate them in their nests, once I locate them. Sucking insects that attack my produce are fair game, too. I do not feel guilt in doing this.


If someone you hated died... would you laugh? Care? Pretend to care? Not care?

I care, but no laugh, just a confident, satisfied nod. As mentioned earlier, I have pissed on a number of graves, some multiple times. I have more piss than enemies, though. I have outlived all but one enemy, but I'm not saving my piss for her.


If Paris Hilton died in Jail what would you think?

Paris who-bee what-ee? I can't care. I would think she should have stayed out of jail.






Here are some more


6.  When hurt by someone, do you take revenge or forgive them and move on (and if so do you do it immediately in reaction or wait until the time is right and of your choosing with a plan)?

Again, it depends. I have been scarred many times and I have taken some severe revenge, with perfect justification. I usually forgive them after they have bled sufficiently to satisfy my fury. I have mostly ignored emotional headgames that ex-lovers have played on me, but I played some games once. It felt dirty, not satisfying at all.


7.  Do you ever cut people off in traffic, then flip them off after they honk at you for doing so?

I consider driving a dangerous engagement. I've traveled A LOT and witnessed lots of death in traffic. I am not an aggressive driver. I usually just let them go around me and they can go tangle with themselves.


8.  Have you ever gone hunting and if so not eaten what you killed?

I'm a lifelong hunter, although I have not had the opportunity for several years. I have taken countless numbers of animals/game for food. I have also hunted for bounty to control manmade over-concentrations of certain species. Coyotes are hell on ranchers and used to pay well to protect their calves. I have considerable guilt from some of these worthless killings. I did not always respect life.


9.  When disagreeing with someone, do you often feel the need to insult them purposefully?

Only after they insult me, usually. Having relatively low self esteem, I am difficult to insult, however.


10.  Do you ever fart on people or drop your own pubic hairs on their head in a stealthy manner?

Not the kind of thing I would think of to do.


11.  Do you ever reply with, "Thats what you mother said last night" or some other variant?

Ditto, last answer.


12.  Have you ever vandalized property or participated in arson?

Yes, as a teen. I have broken many things to be mischievous when I was stoned, drunk, pissed or all three ... whatever. Burning things, especially designing delayed ignition schemes is fun, but I have never burned anything of real value, except once when I started a gas leak, out in an open field, on fire. It became quite spectacular, after the time delay pumping unit upstream began delivering pressurized natural gas to my little project. It burned the empty shack which protected the pipe junctions from weather. Only problem was that I had to abandon my electrical device leaving evidence of arson. I was not caught. That's why it's smart to build your own delays.


13.  Have you ever picked on or made fun of a mentally challenged (retarded) person or an elderly person that is senile?

Not that I know of. I have, many times, defended the weak from bullies. I can never stop myself from interfering when an underdog is being abused, senselessly. I know that sounds contradictory with hunting, but I am impulsive in many ways.
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Post by: Calandale on August 12, 2007, 02:01:01 PM

2. No one that is any more than a year (two at a stretch) younger than myself.

Some would consider those children here.
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Post by: Christopher McCandless on August 12, 2007, 02:02:29 PM

2. No one that is any more than a year (two at a stretch) younger than myself.

Some would consider those children here.
Oh totally true, but some people would consider me a child on here too...
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Post by: SovaNu on August 12, 2007, 02:07:05 PM
i would. :green:
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Post by: Rabbit From Hell on August 13, 2007, 10:14:36 PM
And any nice people here  :laugh:

Why aren't you willing to come clean on this matter? lol, the font I used is called poor richard

Anyway.

Fess up. No lies. No trying to sound PC and wanting to say or feel the right thing.

Do you care about the starving kids in Africa?
Do you often perve at people of the same P.I. if you consider yourself straight? (You needn't answer if you're gay or bi)
Do you feel guilty if you squash a bug?
If someone you hated died... would you laugh? Care? Pretend to care? Not care?
If Paris Hilton died in Jail what would you think?

Feel free to add more.

no
no
no
not care
hahahaha!!!


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Post by: Natalia Evans on August 13, 2007, 10:20:01 PM
Have you ever been arrested?
Have you ever shoplifted?
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Post by: McGiver on August 13, 2007, 10:21:56 PM
Have you ever been arrested?
Have you ever shoplifted?

yes.
yes.
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Post by: Rabbit From Hell on August 13, 2007, 10:22:19 PM
Have you ever been arrested?
Have you ever shoplifted?


no
yes
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Post by: mordok on August 13, 2007, 10:22:24 PM
Have you ever been arrested?
Have you ever shoplifted?

No
Yes
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Post by: Natalia Evans on August 13, 2007, 10:24:50 PM
Have you ever been arrested?
Have you ever shoplifted?



Yes
Yes
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Post by: DirtDawg on August 13, 2007, 11:28:36 PM
Have you ever been arrested?
Have you ever shoplifted?


6yes

2yes
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Post by: renaeden on August 13, 2007, 11:58:07 PM
SG -
1. No but I have had a ride in a police van and I have a police record.
2. Yes a couple of times on a dare. The things I did on a dare, thinking I would make friends and I never did.  ::)
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Post by: Christopher McCandless on August 14, 2007, 05:58:02 AM
Have you ever been arrested?
Have you ever shoplifted?

No to both.
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: Peter on August 14, 2007, 07:56:36 AM
liking a  17 year old isn't gross, some members here might only be 18-early 20s.
For me it would be less than 6 months difference, and even would make me feel slightly uncomfortable.

Why do you feel uncomfortable about shagging someone who's 6 months younger than you?
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Post by: Alex179 on August 14, 2007, 09:49:03 AM
Have you ever been arrested?
Have you ever shoplifted?


Yes, but not for shoplifting
Yes, many times when I was younger
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: Christopher McCandless on August 14, 2007, 09:55:58 AM
liking a  17 year old isn't gross, some members here might only be 18-early 20s.
For me it would be less than 6 months difference, and even would make me feel slightly uncomfortable.

Why do you feel uncomfortable about shagging someone who's 6 months younger than you?
I dont know, its just a feeling I have to tell you the truth.
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: Kiriana on August 14, 2007, 10:11:46 AM
Have you ever been arrested?
Have you ever shoplifted?


No, but I've been in a max. security prison as a visitor.  It was...interesting.

Yep, many times.  Mostly as a teenager though, not lately.
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: Calandale on August 14, 2007, 06:04:21 PM
Have you ever been arrested?
Have you ever shoplifted?


yes ^2
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: Christopher McCandless on August 14, 2007, 06:08:30 PM
Have you ever been arrested?
Have you ever shoplifted?


yes ^2
What did you done for exactly?
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: Calandale on August 14, 2007, 07:05:27 PM
Have you ever been arrested?
Have you ever shoplifted?


yes ^2
What did you done for exactly?


Rape.
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: Eclair on August 14, 2007, 07:10:42 PM
And any nice people here  :laugh:

Why aren't you willing to come clean on this matter? lol, the font I used is called poor richard

Anyway.

Fess up. No lies. No trying to sound PC and wanting to say or feel the right thing.

Do you care about the starving kids in Africa?
Do you often perve at people of the same P.I. if you consider yourself straight? (You needn't answer if you're gay or bi)
Do you feel guilty if you squash a bug?
If someone you hated died... would you laugh? Care? Pretend to care? Not care?
If Paris Hilton died in Jail what would you think?

Feel free to add more.

1. Yes, but I don't care much for some of the agencies that pretend to support them but spend most of the money on administrative costs.
2. Yes, I consider that normal.
3. Never, but our country is full of bugs, so you have to do it.
4. Death is final and that means you never get to see if the person got to learn a lesson from the error of their ways.  When people are alive, at least there is hope that one day they might get their shit together and work themselves out.
5. See 4.  If she died, then we would never know if one day down the track she worked out all the good she could do with some of her money.
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: willow on August 14, 2007, 09:49:10 PM


Do you feel guilty if you squash a bug? no. fuck that bug for getting in my space.


And I got abused over a bit of experimentation?

we would all cheer.
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: willow on August 14, 2007, 09:49:42 PM
i rest my case.

I love you.
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: willow on August 14, 2007, 09:50:37 PM
Have you ever been arrested?
Have you ever shoplifted?


yes ^2
What did you done for exactly?


Rape.

you were arrested for rape?



did you rape said person?
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: Calandale on August 14, 2007, 10:20:23 PM
Have you ever been arrested?
Have you ever shoplifted?


yes ^2
What did you done for exactly?


Rape.

you were arrested for rape?



did you rape said person?

1. yes.
2. complicated, but yes. Not in the incident in question.

Some links. Most of the story is probably hanging near them.
http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?topic=3350.msg153691#msg153691
http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?topic=2709.msg148800#msg148800
http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?topic=854.msg150649#msg150649
http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?topic=3661.msg156679#msg156679
http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?topic=3380.msg146710#msg146710
http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?topic=3305.msg135086#msg135086
http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?topic=3526.msg144329#msg144329
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: Lucifer on August 15, 2007, 01:39:36 AM
i rest my case.

I love you.

let's make babies.  :-*
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: Lucifer on August 15, 2007, 01:42:17 AM
This topic is boring. Not worth the expenditure.
Peaguy has something to hide...  :P

Speaking of something to hide, where's your picture? Hmm?
I shall have to find my phone cable, when i do there will be one up.
OMG, where have we heard the old, "i need a cable to post my picture," before?

:LMAO:

they're long lost brothers, twins separated at birth!!!

waaaaaaaaaaaaah!

/dies laughing
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: SovaNu on August 15, 2007, 10:56:15 AM
hey i lose my cords all the time. it happens.
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: McGiver on August 15, 2007, 11:05:18 AM
i rest my case.

I love you.

let's make babies.  :-*
dunc and i will offer up our services if you need some deposits. ;)
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: Lucifer on August 15, 2007, 11:22:15 AM
fat lot of good you two'd be, lol.

no, it's okay - i have the yarn and the knitting needles, and willow has the wax.   :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: McGiver on August 15, 2007, 11:44:11 AM
fat lot of good you two'd be, lol.

no, it's okay - i have the yarn and the knitting needles, and willow has the wax.   :evillaugh:
i am sure that we could give it the old college try.
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: Natalia Evans on August 15, 2007, 12:37:59 PM
Have you ever bullied or made fun of anyone or teased anyone?


Have you ever took advantage of anyone?

Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: Calandale on August 15, 2007, 12:52:04 PM
Have you ever bullied or made fun of anyone or teased anyone?


Have you ever took advantage of anyone?



Yes ^2

Again.
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: Soph on August 15, 2007, 12:54:22 PM
Have you ever bullied or made fun of anyone or teased anyone?


Have you ever took advantage of anyone?


Yes.

Yes. But I regret it.
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: Natalia Evans on August 15, 2007, 12:55:57 PM
Have you ever bullied or made fun of anyone or teased anyone?


Have you ever took advantage of anyone?




yea but only to the NORMAL ones. Never the ones who are different


Yeah
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: Natalia Evans on August 15, 2007, 12:57:18 PM
Have you ever bullied or made fun of anyone or teased anyone?


Have you ever took advantage of anyone?


Yes.

Yes. But I regret it.


What can you do about it? Regretting is a waste of time. You can't change what you did in the past. There are no time machines.
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: Christopher McCandless on August 15, 2007, 12:59:14 PM
I have a couple now:
What was the worse moment of your life so far?

And, what was the best one?

SG, Yes ans Yes.
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: The_P on August 15, 2007, 01:01:19 PM
Have you ever bullied or made fun of anyone or teased anyone?


Have you ever took advantage of anyone?



Yep. Doesn't everyone?

No, not really.
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: Natalia Evans on August 15, 2007, 01:11:48 PM
I have a couple now:
What was the worse moment of your life so far?

And, what was the best one?

SG, Yes ans Yes.




MMmmm, sixth grade was my worst year ever; lot of bad things happened that year, and ughh my brother wrecking my B&J soundtrack. It may still work but it's still ruined and it makes those annoying sounds in the last three songs on the soundtrack in my car. And my audio cassette player eating one of my Wee Sing tapes on June 27th 1999 and it was my favorite one I've had since I was 7 so I repurchased it. And then almost a year later, my James Bond tape gets eaten by my tape player again. I never used the tape player again and I hate cassette tapes, I prefer CD's. Being impersonated on a forum in 2003. had to send my online buddies to sick that dude on the forum and I used my sockpuppet pretending I was someone else. The June incident on here.
And of course, getting arrested. That was scary and was hard to get over. Took me over a year to go into that store again.


Going to London and going to Spokane by myself in September of 2006. Eating at Ferguson's for the first time on December 2nd 2006. Meeting my first BF on April Fool's Day that same year but we met on myspace first. Moving to Portland, going to all these gatherings I been going to. Meeting a little boy with AS when I was 15. Getting my very first job when I was 18. Getting my driver's lisence when I was almost 17. Proving everyone wrong in my high school.


I have too many best ones and the worse moments of my life. I can't pick.
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: Natalia Evans on August 15, 2007, 01:13:14 PM
Do you dislike anyone on this forum?
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: Natalia Evans on August 15, 2007, 01:14:34 PM
Do you dislike anyone on this forum?


Yes, there are quite a few on here I dislike.
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: Christopher McCandless on August 15, 2007, 01:17:14 PM
Do you dislike anyone on this forum?
No, but there is lots of people I am indifferent to.
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: Calandale on August 15, 2007, 01:23:25 PM
I have a couple now:
What was the worse moment of your life so far?

And, what was the best one?

1. when my wife left me.

2. I don't know about best. Though maybe
the first time that I had two women. I was damned
happy then.
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: Lucifer on August 15, 2007, 01:44:39 PM
fat lot of good you two'd be, lol.

no, it's okay - i have the yarn and the knitting needles, and willow has the wax.   :evillaugh:
i am sure that we could give it the old college try.

eh?
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: Christopher McCandless on August 15, 2007, 01:46:46 PM
I have a couple now:
What was the worse moment of your life so far?

And, what was the best one?

1. when my wife left me.

2. I don't know about best. Though maybe
the first time that I had two women. I was damned
happy then.
Does the woman you "raped" count in number 2?
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: DirtDawg on August 15, 2007, 03:51:18 PM
fat lot of good you two'd be, lol.

no, it's okay - i have the yarn and the knitting needles, and willow has the wax.   :evillaugh:
i am sure that we could give it the old college try.

eh?

That's what mules do, they try.
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: Lucifer on August 15, 2007, 03:52:22 PM
fat lot of good you two'd be, lol.

no, it's okay - i have the yarn and the knitting needles, and willow has the wax.   :evillaugh:
i am sure that we could give it the old college try.

eh?

That's what mules do, they try.

can mules knit, then?

:laugh:  ;)
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: DirtDawg on August 15, 2007, 04:03:25 PM
fat lot of good you two'd be, lol.

no, it's okay - i have the yarn and the knitting needles, and willow has the wax.   :evillaugh:
i am sure that we could give it the old college try.

eh?

That's what mules do, they try.

can mules knit, then?

:laugh:  ;)

Not when hobbled.

 :laugh:
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: Lucifer on August 15, 2007, 04:04:07 PM
"hobbling the mule" sounds dirty to me.   :eyebrows:
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: Calandale on August 15, 2007, 04:39:32 PM
I have a couple now:
What was the worse moment of your life so far?

And, what was the best one?

1. when my wife left me.

2. I don't know about best. Though maybe
the first time that I had two women. I was damned
happy then.
Does the woman you "raped" count in number 2?

Don't put it in quotes. And yes.

The night that I got arrested was probably
a close second for number one.
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: Christopher McCandless on August 15, 2007, 04:44:33 PM
I have a couple now:
What was the worse moment of your life so far?

And, what was the best one?

1. when my wife left me.

2. I don't know about best. Though maybe
the first time that I had two women. I was damned
happy then.
Does the woman you "raped" count in number 2?

Don't put it in quotes. And yes.

The night that I got arrested was probably
a close second for number one.
So you actually raped someone and got away with it. How?
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: Calandale on August 15, 2007, 05:01:10 PM

So you actually raped someone and got away with it. How?

We loved one another.
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: Christopher McCandless on August 15, 2007, 05:07:57 PM

So you actually raped someone and got away with it. How?

We loved one another.
So it wasnt really rape then...
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: SovaNu on August 15, 2007, 05:17:50 PM
"hobbling the mule" sounds dirty to me.   :eyebrows:

 :eyebrows:
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: Calandale on August 15, 2007, 05:22:14 PM

So you actually raped someone and got away with it. How?

We loved one another.
So it wasnt really rape then...

What the fuck does that have to do with it?
If I killed her, would it make it not murder?
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: Christopher McCandless on August 15, 2007, 05:24:44 PM

So you actually raped someone and got away with it. How?

We loved one another.
So it wasnt really rape then...

What the fuck does that have to do with it?
If I killed her, would it make it not murder?
Sex is usually an act of love. Murder on the other hand, unless its euthanasia of some form, is not.
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: Lucifer on August 15, 2007, 05:26:50 PM
rape has little to do with s-ex.  s-ex is just the vehicle.
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: Christopher McCandless on August 15, 2007, 05:28:29 PM
rape has little to do with sex.  sex is just the vehicle.
It depends on the circumstances. Normally I would agree with you, but I am not sure in Calandales case.
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: Calandale on August 15, 2007, 05:30:33 PM

P.I. is usually an act of love. Murder on the other hand, unless its euthanasia of some form, is not.

Usually. But just because we were in love (indeed 'twas to be our first 'official' night
together), doesn't mean that I couldn't rape her. And the fact that she came to my
room with every intention for sex, doesn't change things. She didn't know what she
was unlocking. When faced with it, and all the anger, there was no longer consent.

rape has little to do with s-ex.  s-ex is just the vehicle.

I agree. There was nothing like sex involved. It was pure anger. The other time that she saw as rape
(though 'twasn't even legally), I didn't at the time. I thought it was play - and sex
was a key to that.
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: SovaNu on August 15, 2007, 05:39:50 PM
thank you Calandale. i've had a fear thing with rape for some time and anything rape related caused a panic reaction in me. someone mentioning it online... and i have a loathing toward rapists. just shut down and hate them, that's it. you've helped me see some grey shades in this. not that it excuses what you did but i somehow find this fascinating.

i read your links but i still don't know what exactly happened.
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: McGiver on August 15, 2007, 05:49:04 PM
Do you dislike anyone on this forum?


Yes, there are quite a few on here I dislike.
i think i dislike a hayes.  but i am willing to change my mind.  i don't think that i dislike anybody else.  just some people i find that i don't agree with very often, but i doubt that translates to dislike.
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: Calandale on August 15, 2007, 05:55:34 PM
thank you Calandale. i've had a fear thing with rape for some time and anything rape related caused a panic reaction in me. someone mentioning it online... and i have a loathing toward rapists. just shut down and hate them, that's it. you've helped me see some grey shades in this. not that it excuses what you did but i somehow find this fascinating.

i read your links but i still don't know what exactly happened.

It's complicated. The short side, we were together, fucking
regularly. She managed to build things up and we both ignored
the signs of violence which were building up. All surrounding the
fact that we were supposed to become a couple, and I disliked
her - maybe even hated. When the night actually came, the thing
she had been saying she would unleash from me came out.

It wasn't what she expected.

But, from that point, our relationship became one of abuse. Maybe it
was earlier. It was hideous, in many ways. But there are things a miss
about it. Scares the shit out of me.
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: Kosmonaut on August 15, 2007, 06:04:30 PM
I agree with McFonzy, i dont dislike anyone either. Ahayes seems a bit weird, but i wouldn't say i dislike him. He is not likable, for sure, and has PMed me letting me know that he dislikes me, but he may just be having a laugh, i dont know. Life is too short to start disliking campaigns.
Also, i have had differences with Calandale, and he is a rapist, even so i wouldn't say i disliked him.
Maybe i am just in a good mood at the moment.
I like Green's avatar.
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: Calandale on August 15, 2007, 06:07:20 PM

Also, i have had differences with Calandale, and he is a rapist, even so i wouldn't say i disliked him.


I always thought we rather got along well.
Didn't quite get what happened to change
your mind at some point.

I THINK it was about when you started trying
to get someone to make you a mod over at WP.
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: Lucifer on August 15, 2007, 06:08:26 PM
I agree with McFonzy, i dont dislike anyone either.


nor i.  i can't seem to do "medium".  i either really like someone, loathe them, or their existence doesn't impinge on my consciousness at all, when they're not directly in front of me.
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: SovaNu on August 15, 2007, 06:08:58 PM
thank you Calandale. i've had a fear thing with rape for some time and anything rape related caused a panic reaction in me. someone mentioning it online... and i have a loathing toward rapists. just shut down and hate them, that's it. you've helped me see some grey shades in this. not that it excuses what you did but i somehow find this fascinating.

i read your links but i still don't know what exactly happened.

It's complicated. The short side, we were together, fucking
regularly. She managed to build things up and we both ignored
the signs of violence which were building up. All surrounding the
fact that we were supposed to become a couple, and I disliked
her - maybe even hated. When the night actually came, the thing
she had been saying she would unleash from me came out.

It wasn't what she expected.

But, from that point, our relationship became one of abuse. Maybe it
was earlier. It was hideous, in many ways. But there are things a miss
about it. Scares the shit out of me.

i guess that's part of being human. what a mess we can make. :-\

have you had sex since? or did it scare you off it?
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: SovaNu on August 15, 2007, 06:09:46 PM
I agree with McFonzy, i dont dislike anyone either.


nor i.  i can't seem to do "medium".  i either really like someone, loathe them, or their existence doesn't impinge on my consciousness at all, when they're not directly in front of me.

i love your passion. :-* *is lesboaspie*
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: Lucifer on August 15, 2007, 06:10:39 PM
i love you too, LA.   :-*

("lesboaspie" !  :laugh:  new nick?)
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: Christopher McCandless on August 15, 2007, 06:11:11 PM
I agree with McFonzy, i dont dislike anyone either.


nor i.  i can't seem to do "medium".  i either really like someone, loathe them, or their existence doesn't impinge on my consciousness at all, when they're not directly in front of me.
Isnt loathe just really intense dislike for someone though?
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: SovaNu on August 15, 2007, 06:11:29 PM
Lesboho rny. :laugh: mwahaha, fucking filters.
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: SovaNu on August 15, 2007, 06:12:29 PM
I agree with McFonzy, i dont dislike anyone either.


nor i.  i can't seem to do "medium".  i either really like someone, loathe them, or their existence doesn't impinge on my consciousness at all, when they're not directly in front of me.
Isnt loathe just really intense dislike for someone though?

what's your point, little man tate? :)
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: Kosmonaut on August 15, 2007, 06:14:49 PM

Also, i have had differences with Calandale, and he is a rapist, even so i wouldn't say i disliked him.


I always thought we rather got along well.
Didn't quite get what happened to change
your mind at some point.

I THINK it was about when you started trying
to get someone to make you a mod over at WP.

Yes that was it. My campaign to become a WPmod was a complete failure and i blamed you for it all.
Luckily, i have seen the error of my ways.
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: Calandale on August 15, 2007, 06:15:30 PM


have you had P.I. since? or did it scare you off it?

Many times.
She and I moved in together
afterwards.

And, I met my wife while we were still fucking
regularly. It was a messed up situation.
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: Christopher McCandless on August 15, 2007, 06:16:44 PM
I agree with McFonzy, i dont dislike anyone either.


nor i.  i can't seem to do "medium".  i either really like someone, loathe them, or their existence doesn't impinge on my consciousness at all, when they're not directly in front of me.
Isnt loathe just really intense dislike for someone though?

what's your point, little man tate? :)
Lucifer has dodged the question in a fashion, and I have given away that there is no one that I dislike or loathe on this forum. :)
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: Calandale on August 15, 2007, 06:16:58 PM


Yes that was it. My campaign to become a WPmod was a complete failure and i blamed you for it all.
Luckily, i have seen the error of my ways.


Odd. That's not how I'd have constructed it.
Actually, seems to me that you had stopped
being quite so loving and cuddly a bit BEFORE
your attempt.

Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: Calandale on August 15, 2007, 06:25:04 PM


have you had P.I. since? or did it scare you off it?
Quote
I think I am a control freak, but a passive-aggressive one.
It's something I try to fight though, so it's hard to explain
in terms of actions. But my desires are towards total dominance.

I go berserk now and then. Like I said, only happened once in the
last 15 yrs (that I remember). But, it scares me (and sometimes
is attractive in a sick sort of way) to be back in the kind of relation
that I had with my psycho ex. As our situation was winding down,
I was terrified that I should never be with anyone again, for fear of
losing control, and becoming abusive with anyone. Now I know that
I don't have to be, but I'm still not sure that I could avoid someone
that I knew was a bad fit for me that way.

And yes, I'm still scared.
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: Kosmonaut on August 15, 2007, 06:28:31 PM


Yes that was it. My campaign to become a WPmod was a complete failure and i blamed you for it all.
Luckily, i have seen the error of my ways.


Odd. That's not how I'd have constructed it.
Actually, seems to me that you had stopped
being quite so loving and cuddly a bit BEFORE
your attempt.



Odd. Loving and cuddly was something i never realised i started being.
Oh, hang on, you are being sarcastic.
So long as you are posting on forums, then at least you are not 'out-there' raping people. That is how i serve the community. I don't need to be a mod.
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: Calandale on August 15, 2007, 06:33:28 PM


Odd. Loving and cuddly was something i never realised i started being.

Actually, I saw it that way.
You were fairly well missed, for
a bit too.

Quote
Oh, hang on, you are being sarcastic.

No. Your trolling was playful.

Quote
So long as you are posting on forums, then at least you are not 'out-there' raping people.

I'm about the least aggressive person when it comes
to sex. The kind of rape that you are describing is
impossible for me.

Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: SovaNu on August 15, 2007, 06:35:11 PM
I'm about the least aggressive person when it comes
to P.I.. The kind of rape that you are describing is
impossible for me.

that's why i still like you.
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: McGiver on August 15, 2007, 06:43:49 PM
i dislike all the sex banter.  really i do.
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: Calandale on August 15, 2007, 06:44:27 PM
I'm about the least aggressive person when it comes
to P.I.. The kind of rape that you are describing is
impossible for me.

that's why i still like you.

Means a lot to me.

I am what I am. I know enough to
not trust myself in relationships which
aren't perfect now.
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: Christopher McCandless on August 15, 2007, 06:44:38 PM
i dislike all the P.I. banter.  really i do.
You just like the wanking side, dont you?  :P
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: McGiver on August 15, 2007, 08:11:19 PM
i dislike all the P.I. banter.  really i do.
You just like the wanking side, dont you?  :P
no, i like to please.
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: SovaNu on August 15, 2007, 11:09:37 PM
i dislike all the P.I. banter.  really i do.
You just like the wanking side, dont you?  :P
no, i like to please.

you wank others?
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: purposefulinsanity on August 16, 2007, 06:02:13 AM
i dislike all the P.I. banter.  really i do.

Bollocks you do  :laugh:
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: McGiver on August 16, 2007, 06:06:12 AM
i dislike all the P.I. banter.  really i do.

Bollocks you do  :laugh:
well, how about i get a needy feeling when i am NOT involved in the s exual banter?
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: purposefulinsanity on August 16, 2007, 06:06:59 AM
Now that I can believe :P
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: Mr Smith on August 16, 2007, 06:48:11 AM
Do you pick your nose?
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: McGiver on August 16, 2007, 06:50:20 AM
Do you pick your nose?
i do.


i get alot of boogers from all the dust being kicked up at the docks.
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: Christopher McCandless on August 16, 2007, 10:44:36 AM
Do you pick your nose?
Yup. And I eat the bogies, they do taste delicious.
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: Natalia Evans on August 16, 2007, 11:11:59 AM
Do you pick your nose?
Yup. And I eat the bogies, they do taste delicious.



Me too but not all of them. Some are just too disgusting to have.
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: Christopher McCandless on August 16, 2007, 11:13:50 AM
Do you pick your nose?
Yup. And I eat the bogies, they do taste delicious.



Me too but not all of them. Some are just too disgusting to have.
You are too choosy, SG. Its making you miss out on all that nutritious content.
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: Natalia Evans on August 16, 2007, 11:16:01 AM
Okay, does anybody like swallowing their own snot?



Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: Natalia Evans on August 16, 2007, 11:17:38 AM
Okay, does anybody like swallowing their own snot?




I sniff my nose and swallow my snot when it goes to the back of my throat when I have a runny nose. Calorie free.


Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: Christopher McCandless on August 16, 2007, 11:20:43 AM
Okay, does anybody like swallowing their own snot?


Definately.
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: richard on August 16, 2007, 12:33:16 PM
Fess up. No lies. No trying to sound PC and wanting to say or feel the right thing.

Do you care about the starving kids in Africa?
Do you often perve at people of the same P.I. if you consider yourself straight? (You needn't answer if you're gay or bi)
Do you feel guilty if you squash a bug?
If someone you hated died... would you laugh? Care? Pretend to care? Not care?
If Paris Hilton died in Jail what would you think?
not really
yes
no
i probably wouldnt care
i wouldnt care
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Post by: Calandale on August 16, 2007, 12:55:30 PM
Do you pick your nose?
Yup. And I eat the bogies, they do taste delicious.

Me too. Though when I worked in the parking garage,
I avoided it. Not sure I would call them delicious, but
I like chewing on them. Kinda like bits of flesh.
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Post by: Calandale on August 16, 2007, 12:56:18 PM
Okay, does anybody like swallowing their own snot?

Like? No. I do so often. And in winter,
when I have a mustache, a suck the snots
out of it.
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Post by: Peter on August 16, 2007, 05:33:21 PM
Do you pick your nose?
Yup. And I eat the bogies, they do taste delicious.

Me too. Though when I worked in the parking garage,
I avoided it. Not sure I would call them delicious, but
I like chewing on them. Kinda like bits of flesh.

Okay, does anybody like swallowing their own snot?

Like? No. I do so often. And in winter,
when I have a mustache, a suck the snots
out of it.

 :puke:
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Post by: DirtDawg on August 16, 2007, 08:01:23 PM

I'd have to be pretty thirsty.
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Post by: renaeden on August 17, 2007, 04:37:45 AM
Do you pick your nose?
Yes, when the boogers hurt. It is easy to blow my nose though, because of allergies.
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: Mr Smith on August 17, 2007, 06:06:40 AM
I can't see how people can eat it when they pick their nose. EW. I pick my nose, but do NOT eat it.
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Post by: McGiver on August 17, 2007, 06:29:12 AM
I can't see how people can eat it when they pick their nose. EW. I pick my nose, but do NOT eat it.
i know.  how gross.
i usually just wipe mine on a chair.
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Post by: Mr Smith on August 17, 2007, 06:39:10 AM
I can't see how people can eat it when they pick their nose. EW. I pick my nose, but do NOT eat it.
i know.  how gross.
i usually just wipe mine on a chair.

I hope it isn't an expensive one
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Post by: McGiver on August 17, 2007, 06:40:15 AM
I can't see how people can eat it when they pick their nose. EW. I pick my nose, but do NOT eat it.
i know.  how gross.
i usually just wipe mine on a chair.

I hope it isn't an expensive one
a person is not allowed to own anything expensive while their children are still young.
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Post by: renaeden on August 17, 2007, 06:49:39 AM
I can't see how people can eat it when they pick their nose. EW. I pick my nose, but do NOT eat it.
I never eat it either. I wipe it on a tissue. GA eats his, I caught him doing it.
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Post by: McGiver on August 17, 2007, 06:52:36 AM
ask him what they taste like.
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Post by: renaeden on August 17, 2007, 07:10:41 AM
He shrugged. No fun there. He eats earwax as well. That's yuck.
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: Mr Smith on August 17, 2007, 07:27:55 AM
Earwax tastes revolting.
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Post by: Eclair on August 17, 2007, 07:35:24 AM
Earwax tastes revolting.

You haven't tried it with a garlic cream sauce on pasta....don't be so narrow minded!  ;)
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Post by: Mr Smith on August 17, 2007, 07:53:00 AM
Earwax tastes revolting.

You haven't tried it with a garlic cream sauce on pasta....don't be so narrow minded!  ;)

It tastes like chemicals. Very strong.
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Post by: DirtDawg on August 17, 2007, 07:58:59 AM
I can't see how people can eat it when they pick their nose. EW. I pick my nose, but do NOT eat it.

... because they fear that if they pull too many out at once their head will collapse. It's just precautionary.
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Post by: Eclair on August 17, 2007, 08:00:04 AM
I can't see how people can eat it when they pick their nose. EW. I pick my nose, but do NOT eat it.

... because they fear that if they pull too many out at once their head will collapse. It's just precautionary.

I got wax syringed out of my ear once and it felt like they were hosing out my brain...

maybe they did!

Shut your mouths DD and Dunc!
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Post by: DirtDawg on August 17, 2007, 08:02:08 AM
Earwax tastes revolting.

One of the reasons I hate standing in line is that I am close enough to people to smell their earwax. It is often stronger than their butts, BO or their sex, plus it's at nose level.

:puke:
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Post by: Eclair on August 17, 2007, 08:04:47 AM
Earwax tastes revolting.

One of the reasons I hate standing in line is that I am close enough to people to smell their earwax. It is often stronger than their butts, BO or their P.I., plus it's at nose level.

:puke:

No, I'm so short, the only smell I get is navel fluff!  ;)
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Post by: DirtDawg on August 17, 2007, 08:05:11 AM
I can't see how people can eat it when they pick their nose. EW. I pick my nose, but do NOT eat it.

... because they fear that if they pull too many out at once their head will collapse. It's just precautionary.

I got wax syringed out of my ear once and it felt like they were hosing out my brain...

maybe they did!

Shut your mouths DD and Dunc!

*clears throat, pauses*

I wasn't going to say that.

I have had it done several times. In my early sound business, it was necessary more often than normal. The ears try to protect themselves by dropping extra fluids around when you are in a high noise environment.
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Post by: Eclair on August 17, 2007, 08:09:44 AM
I can't see how people can eat it when they pick their nose. EW. I pick my nose, but do NOT eat it.

... because they fear that if they pull too many out at once their head will collapse. It's just precautionary.

I got wax syringed out of my ear once and it felt like they were hosing out my brain...

maybe they did!

Shut your mouths DD and Dunc!

*clears throat, pauses*

I wasn't going to say that.

I have had it done several times. In my early sound business, it was necessary more often than normal. The ears try to protect themselves by dropping extra fluids around when you are in a high noise environment.

I always knew you loved me for my body, not my brains, it's ok.
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Post by: renaeden on August 17, 2007, 08:11:04 AM
I can't see how people can eat it when they pick their nose. EW. I pick my nose, but do NOT eat it.

... because they fear that if they pull too many out at once their head will collapse. It's just precautionary.
:laugh:
I took my mum literally as a kid when she told me that if I picked my nose my face would cave in. That scared me so much.

GA has just told me that earwax tastes very bitter.
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: Eclair on August 17, 2007, 08:18:47 AM
I can't see how people can eat it when they pick their nose. EW. I pick my nose, but do NOT eat it.

... because they fear that if they pull too many out at once their head will collapse. It's just precautionary.
:laugh:
I took my mum literally as a kid when she told me that if I picked my nose my face would cave in. That scared me so much.

GA has just told me that earwax tastes very bitter.

Fuck, you must have had big boogers!
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Post by: Mr Smith on August 17, 2007, 08:38:02 AM
I can't see how people can eat it when they pick their nose. EW. I pick my nose, but do NOT eat it.

... because they fear that if they pull too many out at once their head will collapse. It's just precautionary.

I got wax syringed out of my ear once and it felt like they were hosing out my brain...

maybe they did!

Shut your mouths DD and Dunc!

Yes me too. It was an odd sensation.

Speaking of huge boogers, dad flicked a massive one across the room once and it got caught on my foot, it was so big I didn't know what it was, I was like EWWW EWWWW!! He was like DON'T BE STUPID ITS JUST A BIT OF DIRT.

Mum HATEs nose pickers. She's the only one of my immediate family that doesn't.
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: Natalia Evans on August 17, 2007, 11:06:05 AM
Have you ever tasted your own cum?


Ladies:


Have you ever tasted your own mucus that comes out of your vagina?
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Post by: purposefulinsanity on August 17, 2007, 11:06:50 AM
Yes.
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: Natalia Evans on August 17, 2007, 11:27:22 AM
Have you ever tasted your own cum?


Ladies:


Have you ever tasted your own mucus that comes out of your vagina?



I have, tastes nasty.
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Post by: Kilroy on August 17, 2007, 11:32:44 AM
uhhh once it was ewww :lol:
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: Christopher McCandless on August 17, 2007, 02:31:52 PM
I can't see how people can eat it when they pick their nose. EW. I pick my nose, but do NOT eat it.
You should try it. I remember seeing an exhibition at the Science Museum where it actually said it was good for you to eat your own snot. I think you might like it  :P
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Post by: Calandale on August 17, 2007, 03:49:06 PM
I can't see how people can eat it when they pick their nose. EW. I pick my nose, but do NOT eat it.
i know.  how gross.
i usually just wipe mine on a chair.

If I didn't eat them, I'd wipe them on
the nearest person.
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: Calandale on August 17, 2007, 03:49:46 PM
Earwax tastes revolting.

You haven't tried it with a garlic cream sauce on pasta....don't be so narrow minded!  ;)

It's an acquired taste
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Post by: Calandale on August 17, 2007, 03:52:12 PM
Have you ever tasted your own cum?

Of course. Often easier than making
it to the sink. Plus, it's nice to clean up
after sex.
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: DirtDawg on August 17, 2007, 05:10:28 PM
Earwax tastes revolting.

You haven't tried it with a garlic cream sauce on pasta....don't be so narrow minded!  ;)

It's an acquired taste

Garlic is one of the few acidic bitters I can taste. I love garlic cream sauce on pasta, especially with shrimp.
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: Calandale on August 17, 2007, 05:11:36 PM
I'm just not thrilled with earwax's flavor.
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Post by: DirtDawg on August 17, 2007, 05:13:33 PM
I thought of a question to add (from my old days):

Have you ever gone to multiple liquor stores, because you did not want the local store to know how much you drank?



I've done that.
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Post by: DirtDawg on August 17, 2007, 05:14:20 PM
I'm just not thrilled with earwax's flavor.

Even with garlic?
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Post by: Christopher McCandless on August 17, 2007, 05:18:56 PM
I thought of a question to add (from my old days):

Have you ever gone to multiple liquor stores, because you did not want the local store to know how much you drank?



I've done that.
Nope, we get all our booze from a supermarket mostly, where they dont care. Asides when I go out to drink at a pub.
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Post by: Eclair on August 17, 2007, 05:25:36 PM
I thought of a question to add (from my old days):

Have you ever gone to multiple liquor stores, because you did not want the local store to know how much you drank?



I've done that.

I used to catch a bus home from work, years ago and the bottle shop doorway and cash register basically was in line with where the bus would stop.  Many times the chick behind the counter would start to smile at me before I even got out of the bus!

But it wasn't like I was there all the time, it was just funny that I'd head straight to the door somedays and she'd say 'guess, you've had a bad day at work?' :laugh:
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Post by: DirtDawg on August 17, 2007, 05:26:01 PM

I thought of a question to add (from my old days):

Have you ever gone to multiple liquor stores, because you did not want the local store to know how much you drank?



I've done that.
Nope, we get all our booze from a supermarket mostly, where they dont care. Asides when I go out to drink at a pub.

It's more subtle than that, Hardon.
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Post by: Christopher McCandless on August 17, 2007, 05:28:12 PM

I thought of a question to add (from my old days):

Have you ever gone to multiple liquor stores, because you did not want the local store to know how much you drank?



I've done that.
Nope, we get all our booze from a supermarket mostly, where they dont care. Asides when I go out to drink at a pub.

It's more subtle than that, Hardon.
Oh, no i dont drink too much, i hope anyway. I am off to alki college at my uni, so that may change...
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: Calandale on August 17, 2007, 05:32:17 PM
Have you ever gone to multiple liquor stores, because you did not want the local store to know how much you drank?

No. 'Twas hard enough to stagger around the
corner to the one I went to, when I drank enough
to be worried about such.

I'm just not thrilled with earwax's flavor.

Even with garlic?

Now you're getting me tempted to try.  :laugh:
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Post by: Natalia Evans on August 17, 2007, 05:43:50 PM
Have you ever raped anyone?
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: Natalia Evans on August 17, 2007, 05:44:24 PM
Have you ever raped anyone?




Hell no.
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: Christopher McCandless on August 17, 2007, 05:46:31 PM
Have you ever raped anyone?
No.

PS, you sure thats a good question to be asking?
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: Soph on August 17, 2007, 06:02:45 PM
Have you ever raped anyone?
No.
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: SovaNu on August 17, 2007, 06:09:57 PM
i've gone to different liquor stores to avoid embarassment. because i had to get more vodka and pisang ambon/kahlua every coupla days and it was getting embarassing to go to the same fucking liquor store. i also tried to go different times of day so the same clerks wouldn't see me come in all the time.

here they sell booze at the grocery store so it's easy to buy wine every day.
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Post by: DirtDawg on August 17, 2007, 06:37:05 PM
i've gone to different liquor stores to avoid embarassment. because i had to get more vodka and pisang ambon/kahlua every coupla days and it was getting embarassing to go to the same fucking liquor store. i also tried to go different times of day so the same clerks wouldn't see me come in all the time.

here they sell booze at the grocery store so it's easy to buy wine every day.

That's the idea. Weird, isn't it?

Here most grocery stores sell wine and beer, but hard liquor, meaning whiskey, vodka, scotch, tequila etc. takes a different license.
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Post by: Calandale on August 17, 2007, 07:36:22 PM
I'm pissed at the rules of what can
be sold where. Here, hard liquor is
completely separate from everything
else. I got used to wine and liquor being
separate. I don't mind that grocery stores
can sell wine (or beer), or that they can't
sell hard stuff, but it's a pain in the ass that
liquor stores can't sell wine or beer.
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: DirtDawg on August 17, 2007, 07:53:39 PM
I'm pissed at the rules of what can
be sold where. Here, hard liquor is
completely separate from everything
else. I got used to wine and liquor being
separate. I don't mind that grocery stores
can sell wine (or beer), or that they can't
sell hard stuff, but it's a pain in the ass that
liquor stores can't sell wine or beer.

That makes no sense!

I got one too, though. Here, they can't sell cold beer anywhere they also sell cold soft drinks. They can sell anything in a "Liquor Store" except cold soft drinks or mixers.
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: Calandale on August 17, 2007, 07:55:24 PM


I got one too, though. Here, they can't sell cold beer anywhere they also sell cold soft drinks. They can sell anything in a "Liquor Store" except cold soft drinks or mixers.

That's even crazier. It's all a matter of
lobbying though.
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: DirtDawg on August 17, 2007, 08:07:22 PM


I got one too, though. Here, they can't sell cold beer anywhere they also sell cold soft drinks. They can sell anything in a "Liquor Store" except cold soft drinks or mixers.

That's even crazier. It's all a matter of
lobbying though.

Exactly! Lobbying bastards.

How about this one?
In Tennessee, you can not sell beer in a store that is within five hundred feet of a church!

Oh, but gas stations sell cold beer.

(It's true)

 :laugh:
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Post by: Eclair on August 17, 2007, 08:43:23 PM
We don't have alcohol in grocery stores.
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: DirtDawg on August 17, 2007, 09:25:08 PM

*Marlon brando voice*

the horror ... the HORROR!
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Post by: SovaNu on August 17, 2007, 09:54:57 PM
here they sell hard liquor,wine, beer at any grocery store, it's incredible. but cigarettes are hidden behind a counter so i don't have the guts to buy them because i have social anxiety. ::) thanks a lot NTs. in finland they don't sell wine or hard liquor at the grocery store but i needed to talk to noone there to get cigs.

here they have churches everywhere so they can't have stupid rules about how far away booze can be sold. :laugh:
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: Calandale on August 17, 2007, 10:00:30 PM
Do you mail order for your smokes then?
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: SovaNu on August 17, 2007, 10:03:02 PM
no i just don't smoke. it's been a year.
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: Calandale on August 17, 2007, 10:03:33 PM
Probably did you good then.
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Post by: SovaNu on August 17, 2007, 10:05:07 PM
cleaned up my lungs real good. but i miss it. i ache for it. i'm gonna get some when i go to finland, they don't sell my brand here.
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Post by: Calandale on August 17, 2007, 10:06:01 PM
I doubt that I'd ever want to stop.
But, just chewing on a pipe helps.
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: SovaNu on August 17, 2007, 10:13:26 PM
i didn't want to either. it just happened. also i'd started to suffer from odd breathing difficulties or what have you, i only liked to smoked when i was drunk or on speed. and i stopped both at that time so the cigs followed.

i love the idea of a pipe.
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: Calandale on August 17, 2007, 10:31:12 PM
Cheapest smoke available.
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: SovaNu on August 17, 2007, 10:35:19 PM
a pipe would be great. i could chew on it instead of eating. and i could play Sherlock.
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: Calandale on August 17, 2007, 10:36:37 PM
My wife smoked one for a while, when she was cutting back
on cigs. The only problem is the tendency to get some
nasty resin.
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: SovaNu on August 17, 2007, 10:37:30 PM
get it where?
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: Calandale on August 17, 2007, 10:38:53 PM
Draining into your mouth.
I guess if you can clean your
pipe regularly, it's not too bad,
but I smoke all day, and don't
get too many chances.
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: SovaNu on August 17, 2007, 10:40:01 PM
i was afraid in the lungs. :P

do pipes cause mouth cancer?
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: Calandale on August 17, 2007, 10:44:51 PM
i was afraid in the lungs. :P

do pipes cause mouth cancer?

Supposedly. Plus, if you DO inhale,
they're worse than cigs.
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: SovaNu on August 17, 2007, 10:46:21 PM
i always inhale. that's the point of smoking. :P

i don't want to risk cancer for nothing. i'd rather enjoy the smoke fully.
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: Calandale on August 17, 2007, 10:54:24 PM
I'm not sure whether I inhale or not.
I don't treat it like one would a pot hit.

And, it has SOME effect on lungs, but I
think lack of exercise  has more.
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: SovaNu on August 17, 2007, 10:59:43 PM
i love inhaling. it's like fresh air. it's like really breathing. and the smell is wonderful. when i pass smokers i breathe in to smell it. i miss it. it's like my lungs for made for it. it always felt right, i never once regretted smoking or considered quitting for good. god i should really get some smokes.
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: DirtDawg on August 18, 2007, 08:43:00 AM
i was afraid in the lungs. :P

do pipes cause mouth cancer?

Supposedly. Plus, if you DO inhale,
they're worse than cigs.

I don't buy this rumour. I used to smoke a pack a day or more of little paper tubes. When I finally quit the cigs I smoked the pipe constantly. I mean, I have eleven pipes and I rotate them, but for about six months I kept one going the whole time I was awake and my lungs cleared out, even though I inhaled the pipe constantly. I now smoke about two bowls per day and my lungs are clear. My doctor even congratulated me during my last physical, for quitting smoking, but I had to "fess up" and tell him the truth. I only cut back.

BTW, I keep an immaculate pipe. I even wash them under running water with soap to remove the excess tar. Then I allow them to cure for a couple of days to dry.

I believe the paper tubes, loaded with "stayburning" chemicals, do more damage than the tobacco.
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: duncvis on August 18, 2007, 09:55:48 AM
I love that petrol stations here sell cold beer. The supermarkets and other offies are usually shut by 10. :beergrin:
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Post by: McGiver on August 18, 2007, 10:21:03 AM
i'm a little teapot, short and stout.....
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: purposefulinsanity on August 18, 2007, 10:24:11 AM
That was random  :laugh:
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: McGiver on August 18, 2007, 10:29:24 AM
today, i am lost.
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: purposefulinsanity on August 18, 2007, 10:30:09 AM
I've been feeling like that most days just lately. 
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: McGiver on August 18, 2007, 10:33:15 AM
I've been feeling like that most days just lately. 
i have sensed that.  i have given you some space for that reason.  but if you do need to talk, you know where you can find me.  :)
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: purposefulinsanity on August 18, 2007, 10:37:17 AM
I've been feeling like that most days just lately. 
i have sensed that.  i have given you some space for that reason.  but if you do need to talk, you know where you can find me.  :)

Thanks-I appreciate that. To be honest I haven't had very much to say about anything of any value recently.
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: McGiver on August 18, 2007, 10:52:08 AM
I've been feeling like that most days just lately. 
i have sensed that.  i have given you some space for that reason.  but if you do need to talk, you know where you can find me.  :)

Thanks-I appreciate that. To be honest I haven't had very much to say about anything of any value recently.
i don't know why that would stop you.  it never does me.  :laugh:
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Post by: purposefulinsanity on August 18, 2007, 10:54:39 AM
Oh it doesn't stop me completely- it does slow me down some though.  :laugh:
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: McGiver on August 18, 2007, 10:56:28 AM
Oh it doesn't stop me completely- it does slow me down some though.  :laugh:
you and i are both greedy, in so many ways.
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: purposefulinsanity on August 18, 2007, 10:57:46 AM
Oh it doesn't stop me completely- it does slow me down some though.  :laugh:
you and i are both greedy, in so many ways.

 :laugh: I know ;)
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: McGiver on August 18, 2007, 10:59:24 AM
Oh it doesn't stop me completely- it does slow me down some though.  :laugh:
you and i are both greedy, in so many ways.

 :laugh: I know ;)
but not over money.  how weird.
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: purposefulinsanity on August 18, 2007, 11:00:36 AM
Oh it doesn't stop me completely- it does slow me down some though.  :laugh:
you and i are both greedy, in so many ways.

 :laugh: I know ;)
but not over money.  how weird.

I never really thought of it that way- I always just think there's better things to be obsessed about than money (or more fun things anyway)  :eyebrows:
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: McGiver on August 18, 2007, 11:01:47 AM
Oh it doesn't stop me completely- it does slow me down some though.  :laugh:
you and i are both greedy, in so many ways.

 :laugh: I know ;)
but not over money.  how weird.

I never really thought of it that way- I always just think there's better things to be obsessed about than money (or more fun things anyway)  :eyebrows:
that only costs $22.95 per month....unlimited.
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: purposefulinsanity on August 18, 2007, 11:03:09 AM
What does? Your internet connection? Or your subscription to the chicks with dicks porn site?  :laugh:
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: SovaNu on August 18, 2007, 11:03:53 AM
mmm chicks with dicks.
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: McGiver on August 18, 2007, 11:04:42 AM
What does? Your internet connection? Or your subscription to the chicks with dicks porn site?  :laugh:
internet.


but how much is the chicks with dicks site?
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: purposefulinsanity on August 18, 2007, 11:06:13 AM
What does? Your internet connection? Or your subscription to the chicks with dicks porn site?  :laugh:
internet.


but how much is the chicks with dicks site?

I thought you were already a member?    Perhaps Peter can tell you.  :laugh:
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: McGiver on August 18, 2007, 11:07:58 AM
What does? Your internet connection? Or your subscription to the chicks with dicks porn site?  :laugh:
internet.


but how much is the chicks with dicks site?

I thought you were already a member?    Perhaps Peter can tell you.  :laugh:
i have seen a site called: Tranny Surprise.
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: purposefulinsanity on August 18, 2007, 11:08:34 AM
Did it get you hot?
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: McGiver on August 18, 2007, 11:10:11 AM
Did it get you hot?
not really.


i like watching guys have sex with girls, or watching one man give another man a blow job.
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: purposefulinsanity on August 18, 2007, 11:11:41 AM
And you look so sweet and innocent in your current avatar  :o
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: SovaNu on August 18, 2007, 11:12:17 AM
oh you're turning me on, McJ.
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: McGiver on August 18, 2007, 11:14:38 AM
oh you're turning me on, McJ.
are you touching yourself?
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: The_P on August 18, 2007, 12:25:05 PM
Who's that, Faggs?
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: SovaNu on August 18, 2007, 12:27:53 PM
oh you're turning me on, McJ.
are you touching yourself?

can you guess where? :eyebrows:
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: The_P on August 18, 2007, 12:29:16 PM
oh you're turning me on, McJ.
are you touching yourself?

can you guess where? :eyebrows:

Your hair.
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: McGiver on August 18, 2007, 12:29:39 PM
oh you're turning me on, McJ.
are you touching yourself?

can you guess where? :eyebrows:
all over?
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: Natalia Evans on August 18, 2007, 12:50:20 PM
Have you ever used anyone?


Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: SovaNu on August 18, 2007, 12:57:45 PM
oh you're turning me on, McJ.
are you touching yourself?

can you guess where? :eyebrows:
all over?

i'm at the beach. want to rub sunscreen all over me? :checkout:
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: Christopher McCandless on August 18, 2007, 12:58:26 PM
Have you ever used anyone?



In what way?
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: The_P on August 18, 2007, 12:59:34 PM
Sex. What else?
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: Natalia Evans on August 18, 2007, 01:47:49 PM
Have you ever used anyone?



In what way?


Like using them for their stuff just so you can play with their stuff or using them for their money or because they are big and people leave you alone when you are with that person. Or used someone just for sex or you used someone for their car just so they can take you to places, etc.
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: Calandale on August 18, 2007, 02:59:41 PM

I don't buy this rumour.

I hope so. Lung cancer is ugly, and I don't want to
go that way. But, I doubt that I would desire to
cut back the way you did.
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: McGiver on August 18, 2007, 06:26:47 PM
oh you're turning me on, McJ.
are you touching yourself?

can you guess where? :eyebrows:
all over?

i'm at the beach. want to rub sunscreen all over me? :checkout:
yes.

yes, i think i would.
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: Rabbit From Hell on August 18, 2007, 07:12:21 PM
We don't have alcohol in grocery stores.

That's the way it is in Wyo'.  Wyo' has it's own wholesale liquor store.  The only places that are allowed to sell booze are liquor stores and bars.
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: willow on August 18, 2007, 10:40:13 PM
Have you ever used anyone?



In what way?


Like using them for their stuff just so you can play with their stuff or using them for their money or because they are big and people leave you alone when you are with that person. Or used someone just for P.I. or you used someone for their car just so they can take you to places, etc.

sorry, no. I may be evil...but I am *not* a douche. ridiculous.
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: Calandale on August 18, 2007, 10:41:54 PM
I got one of my early jobs by fucking my boss.
Of course, she put it differently, that she was
prostituting herself for the sake of getting more
workers.  :laugh:
Title: Re: Fess up you fucking AAARRSE!!holes
Post by: willow on August 18, 2007, 10:43:19 PM
:P