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Start here => What's your crime? Basic Discussion => Topic started by: garmonbozia on July 28, 2007, 07:48:54 PM
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:finger: :finger: :finger: Fuck Hungry Howie's! Or rather, fuck the other customers who happened to be there. :finger: :finger: :finger: I had to get out of my damn apartment for a while, so I went there for supper this afternoon after finding my favorite pizza joint closed (the sign said something like "away for a week"). I should have kept on driving when I saw a church bus in the parking lot. I had to wait in line behind some lady who smelled like she needed hygeine lessons. Should'a left. They couldn't keep the pizzas on the buffet fast enough to keep up with everyone. It was mostly a bunch of rude kids who would cut in front of adults and not watch where they're going, and also reach right over my tray. I was careful to use my left hand when handling the spatula at the buffet, and my right hand for touching the food at my table. If you'd have seen those kids handling the spatulas, dropping them and re-using them, etc., you'd know what I'm talking about. Not just the church group, but also at least one other party that thought the restaurant was their babysitter.
Other honorable mentions include a pregnant chick walking around who looked a bit too young to be pregnant, and yet another young-ish looking mama changing a baby's diaper in a booth.
At least once, I had to resist the temptation to pour my drink on one of the kids at the buffet line. That's wrong, I know, but that's what I was truly thinking. >:D
Anyone else have a restaurant brat experience they'd like to share?
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Now that most restaurants have abandoned the smoking section, I think they should use it as the "People with annoying little brats section".
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Now that most restaurants have abandoned the smoking section, I think they should use it as the "People with annoying little brats section".
yep. and the black people.
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Exactly! The Ferry I go on often has place called a "quite room" where children aren't aloud in but it costs money to go in their. The Children have a play section with a slide and television with weird cartoons playing on it. I have to be in the play area cause I go on the ferry with my sister-in-law and toddler nephew but it annoys her more than me EVERYBODY has to have a big fucking picnic on the ferry they bring all their own food and chew loudly and that annoys her. Last time there was a big Asian group with their kids and they were very loud and eating ginger snaps. Yeah I can't stand it when kids are screaming at the top of their lungs for no reason.
anyways Mc Fuck blacks arn't that annoying It's those Asians with their high pitched voices! That bother my over sensory problems.
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I can't comment, since I am one of the parents with a daughter who can sometimes be annoying to others in restaurants.
We try to teach her how to behave properly, but she has autism and pretty significant sensory issues.
My question is how can one expect these children to learn to behave properly if we don't keep trying to teach them? She has gotten better.
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Actually, the people in H.H. were half-and-half between white and hispanic. They could have been half-and-half between plaid and argyle for all I fucking care.
I've been subjected to the high-pitched Asian voices at least once. A couple years ago I was in the mall, having just left Ritz Photo and contemplating the buyer's guilt on the camcorder I had just bought (basically walking like a zombie in my own little world, just me and the buyer's guilt). Then suddenly I was jolted out of that by this loud, piercing EEEEEEH-EEEEEEH!!! It must have hit resonance with my eardrums because it was slightly painful. I look over and it's this little Asian girl a few feet away, her parents leaning down to try to resolve whatever brought out that shriek. Just kind of startled me, that's all.
I realize it's necessary to include a bit of field work in teaching manners to kids. The issue I had this afternoon at H.H. was the way these kids were zooming all over the restaurant and touching all the stuff on the buffet. YOU KNOW that few if any of them probably washed their hands last time they took a shit.
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I can't comment, since I am one of the parents with a daughter who can sometimes be annoying to others in restaurants.
We try to teach her how to behave properly, but she has autism and pretty significant sensory issues.
My question is how can one expect these children to learn to behave properly if we don't keep trying to teach them? She has gotten better.
I have no problem with parents trying to teach their children how to behave. What bothers me is when the parents could care less what their kids are up to. The kids are playing tag in the restaurant, throwing food all over the place, yelling and screaming for their parents attention who ignore them.
Of course, I don't have kids, so I really have no grounds for chastising anyone.
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I can't comment, since I am one of the parents with a daughter who can sometimes be annoying to others in restaurants.
We try to teach her how to behave properly, but she has autism and pretty significant sensory issues.
My question is how can one expect these children to learn to behave properly if we don't keep trying to teach them? She has gotten better.
Mine have gotten a lot better, too. We gave up trying to eat out for a long time, but finally decided that we were not doing our kids any favors, almost like giving up on them. We started going out again, by just going for desserts, which they loved. We would just order coffee or tea and pie, while the kids got milk and cake or ice cream. There was no pressure to eat anything completely or focus, since desserts are like a bribe, anyway, and they had already had a balanced meal. We used the outing for sweets as a reward for various things, too.
The biggest problems I had were that my daughter would not eat more than a bite or two, because she was so excited that she began to imitate all the people around her. My son would get so overloaded that he would become a dinosaur and start waving his claws at people and growling. I'm sure we were quite popular with the other patrons.
Now, we make it all the way through the whole meal before my son starts to stim too much or turn into an animal, but he does get a little loud sometimes, waiting on his sister to finish. My daughter is able to cope better, too, as long as we keep bringing her focus back to the food. She has a rough time with ADHD, in general, and she is very self centered, so she flits through what ever enters her mind.
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Now that most restaurants have abandoned the smoking section, I think they should use it as the "People with annoying little brats section".
yep. and the black people.
I'm never quite sure if this is all
sarcasm, or if you're really racist. :minus:
But, equating the two is ridiculous.
If adults acted the way some of these
kids do, they'd be asked to leave, EVEN
if they were black.
I think it depends heavily on the type of
establishment. Someplace called Hungry
Howies, sounds like one should rather expect
there to be kids about. But, it can ruin the hell
out of a good meal, and I think that finer dining
should do more to prevent this.
Used to be, the smoking section was a good
way to avoid the little shits. Well, unless the
parents were like my mom.
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I have no problem with parents trying to teach their children how to behave. What bothers me is when the parents could care less what their kids are up to. The kids are playing tag in the restaurant, throwing food all over the place, yelling and screaming for their parents attention who ignore them.
We need more collective responsibility.
If a kid is misbehaving that badly, any
adult should just whallop them. That's
the way it used to be. :green:
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My mom is an ECE (Early Childhood Educator) and she says some of the kids she has worked with are wild and rotten to the core. I go to the daycare she works at and one kid said "Exuse me" while running right into me......haha
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cheap buffets + Customers = trouble.
I work in one. They attract the worst kind of people.
I call them pig troughs.
Mainly because they just seem so open to disease and all the people there seem to be there to have a gorge.
But as for the children. Everyone was a kid once. Kids need to learn how to behave in those situations and the only place they will learn it is in the real scenario and with responsible parents. Sometimes the parents shouldn't even be there!
Nappy changing in a public booth is unacceptable however.
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Diaper changing, doesn't bother me. I don't even watch or pay attention to it. I mind my own business.
When I was a kid, my mother always had my brothers and I have good table manners. Eat with your silverware, no playing with your food, no running around, no making lot of noise, feet in front of you and elbows off the table and of course wait your turn.
I remember when I was seven or eight, some little girl ran into me literally at a Sizzler as I was walking back to the salad bar for more food.
But yet, I never really had troubles with kids in restaurants.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nojWJ6-XmeQ
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Diaper changing, doesn't bother me. I don't even watch or pay attention to it. I mind my own business.
When I was a kid, my mother always had my brothers and I have good table manners. Eat with your silverware, no playing with your food, no running around, no making lot of noise, feet in front of you and elbows off the table and of course wait your turn.
I remember when I was seven or eight, some little girl ran into me literally at a Sizzler as I was walking back to the salad bar for more food.
But yet, I never really had troubles with kids in restaurants.
I think we already knew you would say that SG.
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:laugh:
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that thought did cross my mind, too. actually, my thought went a bit further, but i'd rather not think it again, so i ain't typing it out. :puke:
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we need a diaper emoticon.
The best I could find is here: http://www.emofaces.com/emoticons/categories/love/love
But I want a nice dirty one.
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no. we don't. really. we really don't. please?
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cheap buffets + Customers = trouble.
I work in one. They attract the worst kind of people.
I call them pig troughs.
Mainly because they just seem so open to disease and all the people there seem to be there to have a gorge.
But as for the children. Everyone was a kid once. Kids need to learn how to behave in those situations and the only place they will learn it is in the real scenario and with responsible parents. Sometimes the parents shouldn't even be there!
Nappy changing in a public booth is unacceptable however.
Agreed. I blame the parents when the kids are naughty, unless they're old enough to know better (like 13 year olds)
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Nappy changing in a public booth is unacceptable however.
And surely violates a whole bunch of health and safety rules? Nappy changing at a buffet is just wrong on so many levels.
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Re: a name like Hungry Howies...
FYI it's just one of many pizza delivery chains. It used to be delivery only or maybe the four-table-only format. This is the first HH I've seen with a buffet. There are HH's all over Florida and other parts of the South. Not sure where else it is.
I've never had a problem with their delivery products, but goddamn! This buffet sucked, even without the scurrying brats.
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This buffet sucked, even without the scurrying brats.
Maybe you should avoid the place?
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You go to a place called Hungry Howie's and not expect there to be a bunch of annoying children around the place?
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My wife was a waitress through high school and college. She has some atrocious stories involving kids, diapers and dinner. Soiled diapers left ON the table for her to remove. Turds left under the table.
I was at a restaurant the other day when I heard a child literally yell at the waitress. "This is a hamburger, I wanted a CHEESEBURGER!" The mother did or said nothing.
We need more collective responsibility.
If a kid is misbehaving that badly, any
adult should just whallop them. That's
the way it used to be. :green:
I saw this happen once. It was on a city bus, a child was stomping up and down the aisle yelling, and being a general nuisance. The mother was ignoring the scene. An older gentleman took the kid by the arm and told it to go sit down. The child spat in the man's face. He smacked the kid across the face. The mother continued to ignore everything.
I was stunned.
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Diaper changing, doesn't bother me. I don't even watch or pay attention to it. I mind my own business.
In restaurants there are parent/baby rooms for that so the nappy changing is not done so close to where people eat.
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My wife was a waitress through high school and college. She has some atrocious stories involving kids, diapers and dinner. Soiled diapers left ON the table for her to remove. Turds left under the table.
I was at a restaurant the other day when I heard a child literally yell at the waitress. "This is a hamburger, I wanted a CHEESEBURGER!" The mother did or said nothing.
We need more collective responsibility.
If a kid is misbehaving that badly, any
adult should just whallop them. That's
the way it used to be. :green:
I saw this happen once. It was on a city bus, a child was stomping up and down the aisle yelling, and being a general nuisance. The mother was ignoring the scene. An older gentleman took the kid by the arm and told it to go sit down. The child spat in the man's face. He smacked the kid across the face. The mother continued to ignore everything.
I was stunned.
Did the shit kid sit down?
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Now that most restaurants have abandoned the smoking section, I think they should use it as the "People with annoying little brats section".
yep. and the black people.
I'm never quite sure if this is all
sarcasm, or if you're really racist. :minus:
But, equating the two is ridiculous.
If adults acted the way some of these
kids do, they'd be asked to leave, EVEN
if they were black.
I think it depends heavily on the type of
establishment. Someplace called Hungry
Howies, sounds like one should rather expect
there to be kids about. But, it can ruin the hell
out of a good meal, and I think that finer dining
should do more to prevent this.
Used to be, the smoking section was a good
way to avoid the little shits. Well, unless the
parents were like my mom.
i was being sarchasic, punk assed bitch.
he was talking about segregating people so i wanted to point out what was really meant.
what, are you supposed to segregate people just because they have kids?
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Now that most restaurants have abandoned the smoking section, I think they should use it as the "People with annoying little brats section".
yep. and the black people.
I'm never quite sure if this is all
sarcasm, or if you're really racist. :minus:
But, equating the two is ridiculous.
If adults acted the way some of these
kids do, they'd be asked to leave, EVEN
if they were black.
I think it depends heavily on the type of
establishment. Someplace called Hungry
Howies, sounds like one should rather expect
there to be kids about. But, it can ruin the hell
out of a good meal, and I think that finer dining
should do more to prevent this.
Used to be, the smoking section was a good
way to avoid the little shits. Well, unless the
parents were like my mom.
i was being sarchasic, punk assed bitch.
he was talking about segregating people so i wanted to point out what was really meant.
what, are you supposed to segregate people just because they have kids?
They segregate people based on whether they choose to smoke or not.My wife was a waitress through high school and college. She has some atrocious stories involving kids, diapers and dinner. Soiled diapers left ON the table for her to remove. Turds left under the table.
I was at a restaurant the other day when I heard a child literally yell at the waitress. "This is a hamburger, I wanted a CHEESEBURGER!" The mother did or said nothing.
We need more collective responsibility.
If a kid is misbehaving that badly, any
adult should just whallop them. That's
the way it used to be. :green:
I saw this happen once. It was on a city bus, a child was stomping up and down the aisle yelling, and being a general nuisance. The mother was ignoring the scene. An older gentleman took the kid by the arm and told it to go sit down. The child spat in the man's face. He smacked the kid across the face. The mother continued to ignore everything.
I was stunned.
Did the shit kid sit down?
For a couple minutes.
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what, are you supposed to segregate people just because they have kids?
We all feel your pain, but it would be nice if those of us without kids didn't have to share in the personal hell of those who do have them.
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what, are you supposed to segregate people just because they have kids?
lol, we do that at my work. We put families in the noisy messy room without carpet.
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health risks would be a valid reason to segregate people.
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"Well, we were going to segregate you because your kids are noisy and would disturb the other customers, but we've decided we're actually going to segregate you because your kids are filthy and diseased and pose a health risk."
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"Well, we were going to segregate you because your kids are noisy and would disturb the other customers, but we've decided we're actually going to segregate you because your kids are filthy and diseased and pose a health risk."
clever peter. feeling frisky today, are we?
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"Well, we were going to segregate you because your kids are noisy and would disturb the other customers, but we've decided we're actually going to segregate you because your kids are filthy and diseased and pose a health risk."
clever peter. feeling frisky today, are we?
Not really; I'm quite tired.
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"Well, we were going to segregate you because your kids are noisy and would disturb the other customers, but we've decided we're actually going to segregate you because your kids are filthy and diseased and pose a health risk."
clever peter. feeling frisky today, are we?
Not really; I'm quite tired.
i can tell.
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though an argument could be made over that one youngish lady who was changing her kids diaper in a booth. how sick is that? don't they have resrooms?
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Agreed. I blame the parents when the kids are naughty, unless they're old enough to know better (like 13 year olds)
Most people do. They automatically assume either that we are terrible parents or our daughter is a brat and they probably never stop to consider that our daughter is autistic and has to deal with things they never thought of dealing with. I hate when strangers come over and try to correct us while we are dealing with our daughter. One young woman actually came and sat down with us and kept trying to get me to let go of my daughter's hands, saying that I wasn't being gentle enough with her. When I finally let go, my daughter threw her Frosty in the woman's face. At least the woman wore it well.
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Agreed. I blame the parents when the kids are naughty, unless they're old enough to know better (like 13 year olds)
Most people do. They automatically assume either that we are terrible parents or our daughter is a brat and they probably never stop to consider that our daughter is autistic and has to deal with things they never thought of dealing with. I hate when strangers come over and try to correct us while we are dealing with our daughter. One young woman actually came and sat down with us and kept trying to get me to let go of my daughter's hands, saying that I wasn't being gentle enough with her. When I finally let go, my daughter threw her Frosty in the woman's face. At least the woman wore it well.
I wish your daughter had done more than throw a frosty at her....
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Agreed. I blame the parents when the kids are naughty, unless they're old enough to know better (like 13 year olds)
Most people do. They automatically assume either that we are terrible parents or our daughter is a brat and they probably never stop to consider that our daughter is autistic and has to deal with things they never thought of dealing with. I hate when strangers come over and try to correct us while we are dealing with our daughter. One young woman actually came and sat down with us and kept trying to get me to let go of my daughter's hands, saying that I wasn't being gentle enough with her. When I finally let go, my daughter threw her Frosty in the woman's face. At least the woman wore it well.
I wish your daughter had done more than throw a frosty at her....
:laugh:
:plus:
I was mortified at the time and very apologetic to the woman while she used napkins to clean the chocolate Frosty out of her dripping hair and off her face but looking back on it, the woman sort of deserved it and it was pretty funny, not that I would ever let my daughter know.
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Agreed. I blame the parents when the kids are naughty, unless they're old enough to know better (like 13 year olds)
Most people do. They automatically assume either that we are terrible parents or our daughter is a brat and they probably never stop to consider that our daughter is autistic and has to deal with things they never thought of dealing with. I hate when strangers come over and try to correct us while we are dealing with our daughter. One young woman actually came and sat down with us and kept trying to get me to let go of my daughter's hands, saying that I wasn't being gentle enough with her. When I finally let go, my daughter threw her Frosty in the woman's face. At least the woman wore it well.
I wish your daughter had done more than throw a frosty at her....
:laugh:
:plus:
I was mortified at the time and very apologetic to the woman while she used napkins to clean the chocolate Frosty out of her dripping hair and off her face but looking back on it, the woman sort of deserved it and it was pretty funny, not that I would ever let my daughter know.
Oh it was a chocolate frosty, that sounds pretty nasty actually in terms of having to clear it up. If it was my kid (if I end up having them) i would have pissed myself laughing at the woman, but thats just me. You should have said "nice meeting you" (and the usual stuff), and strolled off with your kid in toe. Or bought her another frosty. ;) How old was your daughter at the time, just out of intrest?
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Now that most restaurants have abandoned the smoking section, I think they should use it as the "People with annoying little brats section".
yep. and the black people.
I'm never quite sure if this is all
sarcasm, or if you're really racist. :minus:
But, equating the two is ridiculous.
If adults acted the way some of these
kids do, they'd be asked to leave, EVEN
if they were black.
I think it depends heavily on the type of
establishment. Someplace called Hungry
Howies, sounds like one should rather expect
there to be kids about. But, it can ruin the hell
out of a good meal, and I think that finer dining
should do more to prevent this.
Used to be, the smoking section was a good
way to avoid the little shits. Well, unless the
parents were like my mom.
i was being sarchasic, punk assed bitch.
Oh, I KNOW that's what you think.
But, the way you've made some of these
posts, I suspect that a strain of racism runs
under them. Then again, I guess that I have
one too - PitM.
he was talking about segregating people so i wanted to point out what was really meant.
what, are you supposed to segregate people just because they have kids?
Indeed one should. Not necessarily just for having
children, but I'd be pretty pissed if some kid was throwing
a tantrum, or badly misbehaving, and ruined my experience.
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:evillaugh: I bet that lady who ended up wearing a Frosty will be minding her own business from now on. That reminds me of a story I once heard from a co-worker. Apparently, this co-worker was with family and out to eat at a Morrison's (later Picadilly) restaurant and they were waiting in line to pay. (At Morrison's, you'd eat and then pay on your way out.) One of them had a little girl that was starting to get sick, and the mother had to get past someone to get to the restroom, asking some big battleaxe, "Excuse me, we need to get by." The battleaxe just looked at them. After a few repetitions of this, the baby vomited all over battleaxe.
Agreed, the diaper-changing in the booth was pretty sick. As for not paying attention, it's not like I was going "Ooh! Can I watch!?" or anything like that. While already looking around the room in disgust, I just happened to notice how the mother was sitting and what she had in her hand.
That's pretty disgusting about finding a diaper-bomb on top of the table and turds underneath. I don't think it mattered to those trashy people if there's a flip-down table in the restroom or not. Kind of like my aunt (or rather, that bitch my uncle married) who would change my cousin's diaper in the bathroom, and then carry a leaky diaper-bomb all the way through the house, right through a crowded living room where people are still eating pumpkin pie, just so she could put it in the trash can under the kitchen sink. I think some people with kids do all that shit on purpose, as a way to control other people.
That choice of restaurant was definitely a lapse in judgement on my part. It's just that I really fucking wanted pizza, and after my usual place was closed and I was hell-bent on pizza, the HH was the only other place I could think of. I damn sure won't be going back. The place I usually go to is alot quieter and had really good cannolis among the dessert items.
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Agreed. I blame the parents when the kids are naughty, unless they're old enough to know better (like 13 year olds)
Most people do. They automatically assume either that we are terrible parents or our daughter is a brat and they probably never stop to consider that our daughter is autistic and has to deal with things they never thought of dealing with. I hate when strangers come over and try to correct us while we are dealing with our daughter. One young woman actually came and sat down with us and kept trying to get me to let go of my daughter's hands, saying that I wasn't being gentle enough with her. When I finally let go, my daughter threw her Frosty in the woman's face. At least the woman wore it well.
I wish your daughter had done more than throw a frosty at her....
:laugh:
:plus:
I was mortified at the time and very apologetic to the woman while she used napkins to clean the chocolate Frosty out of her dripping hair and off her face but looking back on it, the woman sort of deserved it and it was pretty funny, not that I would ever let my daughter know.
Oh it was a chocolate frosty, that sounds pretty nasty actually in terms of having to clear it up. If it was my kid (if I end up having them) i would have pissed myself laughing at the woman, but thats just me. You should have said "nice meeting you" (and the usual stuff), and strolled off with your kid in toe. Or bought her another frosty. ;) How old was your daughter at the time, just out of intrest?
I think she was ten. It was not that long ago.
No, I did not buy my daughter another Frosty.
:laugh:
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Agreed. I blame the parents when the kids are naughty, unless they're old enough to know better (like 13 year olds)
Most people do. They automatically assume either that we are terrible parents or our daughter is a brat and they probably never stop to consider that our daughter is autistic and has to deal with things they never thought of dealing with. I hate when strangers come over and try to correct us while we are dealing with our daughter. One young woman actually came and sat down with us and kept trying to get me to let go of my daughter's hands, saying that I wasn't being gentle enough with her. When I finally let go, my daughter threw her Frosty in the woman's face. At least the woman wore it well.
I wish your daughter had done more than throw a frosty at her....
:laugh:
:plus:
I was mortified at the time and very apologetic to the woman while she used napkins to clean the chocolate Frosty out of her dripping hair and off her face but looking back on it, the woman sort of deserved it and it was pretty funny, not that I would ever let my daughter know.
Oh it was a chocolate frosty, that sounds pretty nasty actually in terms of having to clear it up. If it was my kid (if I end up having them) i would have pissed myself laughing at the woman, but thats just me. You should have said "nice meeting you" (and the usual stuff), and strolled off with your kid in toe. Or bought her another frosty. ;) How old was your daughter at the time, just out of intrest?
I think she was ten. It was not that long ago.
No, I did not buy my daughter another Frosty.
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You so should have. Do you not buy your kids extras if they accidently drop their food?
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Why did your daughter do that?
If I did that, I would have gotten in trouble for it, even as a toddler.
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Why did your daughter do that?
If I did that, I would have gotten in trouble for it, even as a toddler.
Because she reacted badly when people she didn't know came and got in her space. This strange woman was threatening her mother, from her point of view.
She did get into some trouble for it, though. She did not get to go to Wendy's for some time after that. What would your mother have done to you if you had done that?
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Agreed. I blame the parents when the kids are naughty, unless they're old enough to know better (like 13 year olds)
Most people do. They automatically assume either that we are terrible parents or our daughter is a brat and they probably never stop to consider that our daughter is autistic and has to deal with things they never thought of dealing with. I hate when strangers come over and try to correct us while we are dealing with our daughter. One young woman actually came and sat down with us and kept trying to get me to let go of my daughter's hands, saying that I wasn't being gentle enough with her. When I finally let go, my daughter threw her Frosty in the woman's face. At least the woman wore it well.
Well it is their fault if they let their kids jump up and down on clean tables like a trampoline, run around the place and trip people up, etc. I don't care what the child has, the parents should not let them do it.
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Agreed. I blame the parents when the kids are naughty, unless they're old enough to know better (like 13 year olds)
Most people do. They automatically assume either that we are terrible parents or our daughter is a brat and they probably never stop to consider that our daughter is autistic and has to deal with things they never thought of dealing with. I hate when strangers come over and try to correct us while we are dealing with our daughter. One young woman actually came and sat down with us and kept trying to get me to let go of my daughter's hands, saying that I wasn't being gentle enough with her. When I finally let go, my daughter threw her Frosty in the woman's face. At least the woman wore it well.
Well it is their fault if they let their kids jump up and down on clean tables like a trampoline, run around the place and trip people up, etc. I don't care what the child has, the parents should not let them do it.
Why not, at least the kids have fun with the place, unlike most other people there who sit and talk about the weather...
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people without kids do not need to eat at buffets, unless they are of college age. if they are young, then i would think that buffets are a decent form of birth control.
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people without kids do not need to eat at buffets, unless they are of college age. if they are young, then i would think that buffets are a decent form of birth control.
What by crushing babies before they are born...? Yuck!
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people without kids do not need to eat at buffets, unless they are of college age. if they are young, then i would think that buffets are a decent form of birth control.
What by crushing babies before they are born...? Yuck!
no, by teaching them to be responsible about sex.
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people without kids do not need to eat at buffets, unless they are of college age. if they are young, then i would think that buffets are a decent form of birth control.
Not having kids does not make someone rich and not greedy.
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people without kids do not need to eat at buffets, unless they are of college age. if they are young, then i would think that buffets are a decent form of birth control.
Not having kids does not make someone rich and not greedy.
kids cost alot of money. a buffet is perfect for a family.
also, should we segregate alcoholic fat men with flatulance problems on airplanes?
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people without kids do not need to eat at buffets, unless they are of college age. if they are young, then i would think that buffets are a decent form of birth control.
Not having kids does not make someone rich and not greedy.
kids cost alot of money. a buffet is perfect for a family.
also, should we segregate alcoholic fat men with flatulance problems on airplanes?
buwahaha
fuck.... yeah! (lol@ avatar btw)
edit: i somehow misread this quote....... maybe i wouldnt have laughed :-\
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all i know... is if youre gonna eat that much... then go to a buffet. it's just as economic for one as four (well, maybe a SMIDGE less)...
but whether it's healthy for hearts/colons/ and lungs.......
not my place to say.
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@ OP
i would have complained to the manager and possibly had him go inform the parents of _________ children of the distrubances they (parents themselves/kids) were causing.
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people without kids do not need to eat at buffets, unless they are of college age. if they are young, then i would think that buffets are a decent form of birth control.
What by crushing babies before they are born...? Yuck!
no, by teaching them to be responsible about sex.
Oh, and who DOESN'T find that buffet table arousing?
With all the hot plates, fun food, and utensils? Come on.
I'm surprised kids don't go at it right there.
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also, should we segregate alcoholic fat men with flatulance problems on airplanes?
In a perfect world, yes.
Indeed, the 'weighty' should have to purchase
more than one seat.
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I just stick a leg out, and trip the
little bastards, while no ones looking.
I loves to see them cry. :laugh:
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people without kids do not need to eat at buffets, unless they are of college age. if they are young, then i would think that buffets are a decent form of birth control.
What by crushing babies before they are born...? Yuck!
no, by teaching them to be responsible about sex.
Oh, and who DOESN'T find that buffet table arousing?
With all the hot plates, fun food, and utensils? Come on.
I'm surprised kids don't go at it right there.
The chavy ones probably do.
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also, should we segregate alcoholic fat men with flatulance problems on airplanes?
In a perfect world, yes.
Indeed, the 'weighty' should have to purchase
more than one seat.
and loud popcorn eaters in theaters. we should have a special section for them.
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also, should we segregate alcoholic fat men with flatulance problems on airplanes?
In a perfect world, yes.
Indeed, the 'weighty' should have to purchase
more than one seat.
and loud popcorn eaters in theaters. we should have a special section for them.
And calandale needs his own section, the 50+ bearded munter area
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what is a bearded munter?
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also, should we segregate alcoholic fat men with flatulance problems on airplanes?
In a perfect world, yes.
Indeed, the 'weighty' should have to purchase
more than one seat.
and loud popcorn eaters in theaters. we should have a special section for them.
And calandale needs his own section, the 50+ bearded munter area
:LMAO:
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also, should we segregate alcoholic fat men with flatulance problems on airplanes?
In a perfect world, yes.
Indeed, the 'weighty' should have to purchase
more than one seat.
and loud popcorn eaters in theaters. we should have a special section for them.
And calandale needs his own section, the 50+ bearded munter area
:LMAO:
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The chavy ones probably do.
I have GOT to get to that buffet across the
street then. Maybe today for lunch.
and loud popcorn eaters in theaters. we should have a special section for them.
Put them with the talkers.
And cell phone users.
Maybe they should just have
rude habits, and non-rude habit
sections.
The staff can just tell people that they
must stop their rude habits, if they choose
the wrong section.
And calandale needs his own section, the 50+ bearded munter area
I'm no longer with beard.
what is a bearded munter?
Fatty's fantasy.
Pity she can't have me.
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also, should we segregate alcoholic fat men with flatulance problems on airplanes?
In a perfect world, yes.
Indeed, the 'weighty' should have to purchase
more than one seat.
and loud popcorn eaters in theaters. we should have a special section for them.
And calandale needs his own section, the 50+ bearded munter area
Who gives a fuck about jumping on the bandwagon- that was fucking funny.
:LMAO:
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now all we need is the word "minging" in there, somewhere, and my day will be complete!
:rofl:
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I don't know, we had munter, minging would just be overkill. :laugh:
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what is a munter?
what is minging?
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in another thread, i meant.
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what is a munter?
what is minging?
Someone particularly ugly.
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and minging is something disgusting, like a fridge which hasn't been cleaned out in weeks.
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would a little verticle scrubbing help clean the ming?
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no, cos the word you're trying to make it become is "mingE". :P
:laugh:
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now i think i know what a minge is. i have pulled out and found that on me on more than one occasion.
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:LMAO:
i doubt it - minge = pubic hair, the whole of it.
:LMAO:
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Or the complete cunt, depending on who warped your brain when you were younger. :laugh:
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really? my word, i led a sheltered childhood...
(i did, actually).
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i thought you meant the white cttage cheesy stuff...yeast infections.
anyways, these people shoud also be quarantined. hell segreagate everybody according to kind.
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don't be silly. the solution is perfectly simple: me, and people i like at the time (or don't like, but find entertaining to rip the piss out of), and everybody else. see? dead easy.
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don't be silly. the solution is perfectly simple: me, and people i like at the time (or don't like, but find entertaining to rip the piss out of), and everybody else. see? dead easy.
i guess i am useful. i have fallen into each of these categories (except being you) at one time or another.
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"rare", rather than useful. most people could never get past the "everyone else" category. :laugh:
but have you ever dreamed of being me, Balders? :eyebrows:
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"rare", rather than useful. most people could never get past the "everyone else" category. :laugh:
but have you ever dreamed of being me, Balders? :eyebrows:
if i were you, then i would be diddling myself constantly. just short enough breaks to eat, shit and sleep.
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why? ???
and did that answer the question, i wonder...?
anyway, who says i don't?
(i don't, though, cos i have people to do that for me. :eyebrows: :laugh: )
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why, because you are visually pleasing to the eye.
i would prop myself up in front of a mirror and i would DitM.
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who says i don't?
:laugh:
;)
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who says i don't?
:laugh:
;)
what would be awsome is a streaming video.
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your perseverance is admirable.
however, even if i were so inclined, i have no webcam, and no desire for one.
anyway, imagination is a wonderful thing. :P
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your perseverance is admirable.
however, even if i were so inclined, i have no webcam, and no desire for one.
anyway, imagination is a wonderful thing. :P
imagination is for girls.
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yep. think of all the global warming we don't cause, staring goggle eyed at porn on the internet. :P
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You make up for it with the shoe shopping thing. >:D
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:clap: marvellous! :laugh:
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Why did your daughter do that?
If I did that, I would have gotten in trouble for it, even as a toddler.
Because she reacted badly when people she didn't know came and got in her space. This strange woman was threatening her mother, from her point of view...
I found that interesting because I can actually remember being five years old and flipping out when strangers showed up in familiar places.
As for the nasty refrigerators, that happens every few weeks in the break room where I work.
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Why did your daughter do that?
If I did that, I would have gotten in trouble for it, even as a toddler.
Because she reacted badly when people she didn't know came and got in her space. This strange woman was threatening her mother, from her point of view...
I found that interesting because I can actually remember being five years old and flipping out when strangers showed up in familiar places.
I can remember being at someone elses house when I was about that age and chucking a tantrum because they didn't have the specific sort of biscuits that I like. Mum was angry and I got smacked.
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I can't comment, since I am one of the parents with a daughter who can sometimes be annoying to others in restaurants.
We try to teach her how to behave properly, but she has autism and pretty significant sensory issues.
My question is how can one expect these children to learn to behave properly if we don't keep trying to teach them? She has gotten better.
I agree with Callaway. I have two sons on the spectrum..and sometimes they are the ones who sometimes get "The Look" from other people. if their behaviour is significantly affecting others and there seems no end in sight, I leave with them, so as not to disturb anyone further.
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I can't comment, since I am one of the parents with a daughter who can sometimes be annoying to others in restaurants.
We try to teach her how to behave properly, but she has autism and pretty significant sensory issues.
My question is how can one expect these children to learn to behave properly if we don't keep trying to teach them? She has gotten better.
I agree with Callaway. I have two sons on the spectrum..and sometimes they are the ones who sometimes get "The Look" from other people. if their behaviour is significantly affecting others and there seems no end in sight, I leave with them, so as not to disturb anyone further.
are you sure that they weren't just staring at your hair?
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I can't comment, since I am one of the parents with a daughter who can sometimes be annoying to others in restaurants.
We try to teach her how to behave properly, but she has autism and pretty significant sensory issues.
My question is how can one expect these children to learn to behave properly if we don't keep trying to teach them? She has gotten better.
I agree with Callaway. I have two sons on the spectrum..and sometimes they are the ones who sometimes get "The Look" from other people. if their behaviour is significantly affecting others and there seems no end in sight, I leave with them, so as not to disturb anyone further.
are you sure that they weren't just staring at your hair?
I'm sure.
people do that, too...but there is a different sort of vibe that goes along with it.
one vibe, people think I am going to stab them and eat their brains...
the other vibe, they think I'm the world's worst parent and my kids are monsters.
have I mentioned that people are assholes?
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Not often enough. I'll try to help more in teh future.
PEOPLE ARE ASSHOLES!
*off to stim a bit, now*
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Not often enough. I'll try to help more in teh future.
PEOPLE ARE ASSHOLES!
*off to stim a bit, now*
maybe we could have a t-shirt.
PEOPLE ARE ASSHOLES on the front....
<off to stim a bit, now> on the back....
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Not often enough. I'll try to help more in teh future.
PEOPLE ARE ASSHOLES!
*off to stim a bit, now*
maybe we could have a t-shirt.
PEOPLE ARE ASSHOLES on the front....
<off to stim a bit, now> on the back....
the graphic design:
http://www.i25.photobucket.com/albums/c57/waterdogs12/Picture229.jpg
and no, i am not stalking you! :eyelash:
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Not often enough. I'll try to help more in teh future.
PEOPLE ARE ASSHOLES!
*off to stim a bit, now*
maybe we could have a t-shirt.
PEOPLE ARE ASSHOLES on the front....
<off to stim a bit, now> on the back....
the graphic design:
http://www.i25.photobucket.com/albums/c57/waterdogs12/Picture229.jpg
and no, i am not stalking you! :eyelash:
of course you're not. :eyelash:
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Not often enough. I'll try to help more in teh future.
PEOPLE ARE ASSHOLES!
*off to stim a bit, now*
maybe we could have a t-shirt.
PEOPLE ARE ASSHOLES on the front....
<off to stim a bit, now> on the back....
Brilliant!
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I'm sure.
people do that, too...but there is a different sort of vibe that goes along with it.
one vibe, people think I am going to stab them and eat their brains...
the other vibe, they think I'm the world's worst parent and my kids are monsters.
have I mentioned that people are assholes?
Which one from which thing?
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I'm sure.
people do that, too...but there is a different sort of vibe that goes along with it.
one vibe, people think I am going to stab them and eat their brains...
the other vibe, they think I'm the world's worst parent and my kids are monsters.
have I mentioned that people are assholes?
Which one from which thing?
stabbing and brain eating form the way I look...
monsters and bad parenting when one or both child has a melt down.
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Why did your daughter do that?
If I did that, I would have gotten in trouble for it, even as a toddler.
Because she reacted badly when people she didn't know came and got in her space. This strange woman was threatening her mother, from her point of view.
She did get into some trouble for it, though. She did not get to go to Wendy's for some time after that. What would your mother have done to you if you had done that?
She would have yelled at me and maybe give me a censequence. I know she would have made me apoligize though.
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What did you eat today?
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What did you eat today?
how is that anything close to a relationship of this topic?
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What did you eat today?
how is that anything close to a relationship of this topic?
people usually eat in restaurants.
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What did you eat today?
how is that anything close to a relationship of this topic?
people usually eat in restaurants.
you must be wicked limber.
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What did you eat today?
how is that anything close to a relationship of this topic?
people usually eat in restaurants.
you must be wicked limber.
i'm not. but my tongue is.
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What did you eat today?
how is that anything close to a relationship of this topic?
people usually eat in restaurants.
you must be wicked limber.
i'm not. but my tongue is.
that is hot.
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What did you eat today?
how is that anything close to a relationship of this topic?
people usually eat in restaurants.
you must be wicked limber.
i'm not. but my tongue is.
Are you related to Richard Simmons??
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What did you eat today?
how is that anything close to a relationship of this topic?
people usually eat in restaurants.
you must be wicked limber.
i'm not. but my tongue is.
Are you related to Richard Simmons??
gene!
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What did you eat today?
how is that anything close to a relationship of this topic?
people usually eat in restaurants.
you must be wicked limber.
i'm not. but my tongue is.
Are you related to Richard Simmons??
gene!
Those Simmons sure fuck like bunnies don't they??
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What did you eat today?
how is that anything close to a relationship of this topic?
people usually eat in restaurants.
you must be wicked limber.
UNDER the table.
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What did you eat today?
how is that anything close to a relationship of this topic?
people usually eat in restaurants.
you must be wicked limber.
i'm not. but my tongue is.
Are you related to Richard Simmons??
gene!
:LMAO:
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moo cow fuck milk.
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soothes the savaged prick.