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Title: HAPPY B'DAY, McJ !!!
Post by: Lucifer on July 16, 2007, 05:05:04 PM
HB Balders, you ol' scrote!

 :birthday: :boobs: :rock: :crowd: :party: :belly: :witch1: :dominatrix: :bdaygrn: :best: :cheer: :cake:

 :-*
Title: Re: HAPPY B'DAY, McJ !!!
Post by: odeon on July 16, 2007, 05:06:11 PM
Today? Happy birthday, McJ!  :green:
Title: Re: HAPPY B'DAY, McJ !!!
Post by: Christopher McCandless on July 16, 2007, 05:06:32 PM
Happy Birthday too, McJagger
Lucifer, how long did it take to make that collection!?
Title: Re: HAPPY B'DAY, McJ !!!
Post by: richard on July 16, 2007, 05:06:42 PM
happy birthday Mclongbeach :)
Title: Re: HAPPY B'DAY, McJ !!!
Post by: Kosmonaut on July 16, 2007, 05:09:18 PM
(http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x28/kp600/t1.gif)
Title: Re: HAPPY B'DAY, McJ !!!
Post by: Callaway on July 16, 2007, 06:53:10 PM
Happy Birthday tomorrow, McJagger.   :-*

 :birthday: :cheer: :grouphug: :belly: :kilt:
Title: Re: HAPPY B'DAY, McJ !!!
Post by: McGiver on July 16, 2007, 07:09:48 PM
(http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x28/kp600/t1.gif)
i appreciate this most of all.  ;)
Title: Re: HAPPY B'DAY, McJ !!!
Post by: Lucifer on July 16, 2007, 07:15:18 PM
what, even with your pressie?!!

tut.  the ingratitude...  :(

:P
Title: Re: HAPPY B'DAY, McJ !!!
Post by: McGiver on July 16, 2007, 07:22:28 PM
what, even with your pressie?!!

tut.  the ingratitude...  :(

:P
i meant from this thread.  i am never clear enough.


Title: Re: HAPPY B'DAY, McJ !!!
Post by: Lucifer on July 16, 2007, 07:24:35 PM
(i knew, really) ;)
Title: Re: HAPPY B'DAY, McJ !!!
Post by: Mr Smith on July 16, 2007, 07:24:51 PM
HB.  :laugh:
Title: Re: HAPPY B'DAY, McJ !!!
Post by: McGiver on July 16, 2007, 07:29:18 PM
you laughing at me.  do i amuse you?
Title: Re: HAPPY B'DAY, McJ !!!
Post by: Mr Smith on July 16, 2007, 07:32:59 PM
you laughing at me.  do i amuse you?

Yes, but I tend to use that smiley as just a very friendly face.  :P
Title: Re: HAPPY B'DAY, McJ !!!
Post by: Scrapheap on July 16, 2007, 07:34:09 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MCJAGGER!!!!!

 :party: :beergrin: :beergrin: :beergrin: :beergrin: :beergrin:
Title: Re: HAPPY B'DAY, McJ !!!
Post by: McGiver on July 16, 2007, 07:35:26 PM
you laughing at me.  do i amuse you?

Yes, but I tend to use that smiley as just a very friendly face.  :P

wheres my beer?

edit:  read my response to scrap
Title: Re: HAPPY B'DAY, McJ !!!
Post by: McGiver on July 16, 2007, 07:35:50 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MCJAGGER!!!!!

 :party: :beergrin: :beergrin: :beergrin: :beergrin: :beergrin:
wheres your boobs?

edit: read my response to fatty.
Title: Re: HAPPY B'DAY, McJ !!!
Post by: SovaNu on July 16, 2007, 08:53:14 PM
Happy Birthday you McBirthdayBoy! :-* :clap:

 :bunny: :bunny: :bunny: :boobs: :cake: :birthday: :chicken: :penis: :grouphug: :crown: :david: :fsm: :party: :sheep: :sheeplove: :kitten: :ghey: :reach: :dominatrix: :bounce: :kilt: :hug:
Title: Re: HAPPY B'DAY, McJ !!!
Post by: Alex179 on July 16, 2007, 10:23:59 PM
Happy Birthday.   Another year older, another year closer to death.   Live life as if there was no tomorrow.  I can't think of any other cliches at the moment.   Oh yeah get fucked up and get laid.   That always works.
Title: Re: HAPPY B'DAY, McJ !!!
Post by: Calandale on July 16, 2007, 11:45:08 PM
Happy Birthday you McBirthdayBoy! :-* :clap:

 :bunny: :bunny: :bunny: :boobs: :cake: :birthday: :chicken: :penis: :grouphug: :crown: :david: :fsm: :party: :sheep: :sheeplove: :kitten: :ghey: :reach: :dominatrix: :bounce: :kilt: :hug:

This is a party that frightens me.

A lot.


Happy B day.

Title: Re: HAPPY B'DAY, McJ !!!
Post by: DirtDawg on July 17, 2007, 12:13:52 AM

Happy Birthday, McJ!
Title: Re: HAPPY B'DAY, McJ !!!
Post by: Natalia Evans on July 17, 2007, 12:24:17 AM
Not his birthday yet over here when the post was made. But happy birthday.
Title: Re: HAPPY B'DAY, McJ !!!
Post by: renaeden on July 17, 2007, 02:44:56 AM


Happy Birthday McJagger!
Title: Re: HAPPY B'DAY, McJ !!!
Post by: duncvis on July 17, 2007, 07:44:19 AM
Happy birthday McFagger!!! :woohoo:
:party: :party: :beergrin: :stoned: :beergrin: :party: :party:

(http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x28/kp600/t1.gif)

(I figured an encore of the jiggling jugs wouldn't go amiss)
Title: Re: HAPPY B'DAY, McJ !!!
Post by: Eclair on July 17, 2007, 07:56:06 AM
Happy birthday McFagger!!! :woohoo:
:party: :party: :beergrin: :stoned: :beergrin: :party: :party:

(http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x28/kp600/t1.gif)

(I figured an encore of the jiggling jugs wouldn't go amiss)

It mesmerises me everytime, so God only knows what it does to you boys!
Title: Re: HAPPY B'DAY, McJ !!!
Post by: SovaNu on July 17, 2007, 08:59:26 AM
what Eclair said.
Title: Re: HAPPY B'DAY, McJ !!!
Post by: Tesla on July 17, 2007, 10:26:57 AM
(http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f297/AlteredVisionStudios/Funny/RonBirthday.gif)

I really feel the need to not post this one because of the grammatical error.  But:

(http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c95/mayhemindahood/happy-birthday-g.gif)
(http://www.wiskate.com/news/data/upimages/Happy+birthday+cat.gif)


Couldn't find the one I was looking for, but those will work.  Also, here's a very special one, just for you.


(http://www.meanmyspacegraphics.com/graphics/happy_birthday_asshole.jpg)
Title: Re: HAPPY B'DAY, McJ !!!
Post by: Lucifer on July 17, 2007, 11:37:46 AM
why do i feel a bout of celibacy coming on...? 
Title: Re: HAPPY B'DAY, McJ !!!
Post by: Tesla on July 17, 2007, 01:45:49 PM
why do i feel a bout of celibacy coming on...? 
You know you love it.  Wanna help me wax?
Title: Re: HAPPY B'DAY, McJ !!!
Post by: Lucifer on July 17, 2007, 01:54:48 PM
why do i feel a bout of celibacy coming on...? 
You know you love it.  Wanna help me wax?

is that a euphemism for something utterly depraved?  in which case YEEEEEESSSSSSSSS!   :-* :-* :-*

i don't like smoothy men so much, though.  how handy.   :eyebrows:
Title: Re: HAPPY B'DAY, McJ !!!
Post by: Randy on July 17, 2007, 04:33:12 PM
So I guess I should jump out of a cake naked for you. :-*  Then we can go skinny dipping by the lake naked again.  I will be the skinny one though.. lol.. I am just messing around.
Title: Re: HAPPY B'DAY, McJ !!!
Post by: Tesla on July 17, 2007, 04:34:21 PM
So I guess I should jump out of a cake naked for you. :-*  Then we can go skinny dipping by the lake naked again.  I will be the skinny one though.. lol.. I am just messing around.
:plus:
Title: Re: HAPPY B'DAY, McJ !!!
Post by: SovaNu on July 17, 2007, 04:35:04 PM
McJagger and Flo. that would be hot.
Title: Re: HAPPY B'DAY, McJ !!!
Post by: McGiver on July 17, 2007, 04:35:20 PM
So I guess I should jump out of a cake naked for you. :-*  Then we can go skinny dipping by the lake naked again.  I will be the skinny one though.. lol.. I am just messing around.
i will be the one who's cock smells like vagina.
Title: Re: HAPPY B'DAY, McJ !!!
Post by: Randy on July 17, 2007, 04:36:23 PM
Because you have a vagina also?

Title: Re: HAPPY B'DAY, McJ !!!
Post by: Randy on July 17, 2007, 04:40:28 PM
Consider yourself lucky, my body is filled with only healthy foods.  Like a wine, its gets better and better everyday because I have been off junkfood longer and longer.
Title: Re: HAPPY B'DAY, McJ !!!
Post by: SovaNu on July 17, 2007, 04:45:21 PM
your av tells a different story.
Title: Re: HAPPY B'DAY, McJ !!!
Post by: Randy on July 17, 2007, 04:47:03 PM
Its Mc Jagger's body attached to mine, he has some ideas you know :wanker: :wanker:
Title: Re: HAPPY B'DAY, McJ !!!
Post by: SovaNu on July 17, 2007, 04:48:22 PM
 :laugh: frankenstein ideas? your brain in his body=perfection.
Title: Re: HAPPY B'DAY, McJ !!!
Post by: Randy on July 17, 2007, 04:49:43 PM
I don't know if that would make up for his errors. :laugh:

Title: Re: HAPPY B'DAY, McJ !!!
Post by: McGiver on July 17, 2007, 05:45:29 PM
Because you have a vagina also?


no, because you just ate tuna from a can.
Title: Re: HAPPY B'DAY, McJ !!!
Post by: SovaNu on July 17, 2007, 05:46:52 PM
i like McJagger's bod, especially his hair. :P
Title: Re: HAPPY B'DAY, McJ !!!
Post by: McGiver on July 17, 2007, 05:53:49 PM
i like McJagger's bod, especially his hair. :P
;D

thank you!
Title: Re: HAPPY B'DAY, McJ !!!
Post by: SovaNu on July 17, 2007, 06:00:57 PM
you have a cute face too. :-*
Title: Re: HAPPY B'DAY, McJ !!!
Post by: McGiver on July 17, 2007, 06:08:27 PM
you have a cute face too. :-*
you've seen my arse, is it cute?
Title: Re: HAPPY B'DAY, McJ !!!
Post by: SovaNu on July 17, 2007, 06:12:04 PM
i've seen your ass? show me again.
Title: Re: HAPPY B'DAY, McJ !!!
Post by: McGiver on July 17, 2007, 06:12:57 PM
i've seen your ass? show me again.
i don't remember where i posted it....several times.
Title: Re: HAPPY B'DAY, McJ !!!
Post by: SovaNu on July 17, 2007, 06:25:36 PM
post it again. :-*
Title: Re: HAPPY B'DAY, McJ !!!
Post by: McGiver on July 17, 2007, 06:39:05 PM
(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i308/snakeskowren/Picture19-1.jpg)


would you like a pic of me in my wifes panties?
Title: Re: HAPPY B'DAY, McJ !!!
Post by: Tesla on July 17, 2007, 07:01:47 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v293/suntzu_2002/Picture19-1.jpg)


would you like a pic of me in my wifes panties?
Fixed.
Title: Re: HAPPY B'DAY, McJ !!!
Post by: Christopher McCandless on July 17, 2007, 07:03:52 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v293/suntzu_2002/Picture19-1.jpg)


would you like a pic of me in my wifes panties?
Fixed.
:rofl:
Title: Re: HAPPY B'DAY, McJ !!!
Post by: McGiver on July 17, 2007, 07:12:13 PM
is that an invitation?
Title: Re: HAPPY B'DAY, McJ !!!
Post by: SovaNu on July 17, 2007, 07:13:25 PM
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: HAPPY B'DAY, McJ !!!
Post by: McGiver on July 17, 2007, 07:14:15 PM
what the hell.  i have one more.  i call it silence of the lambs.
Title: Re: HAPPY B'DAY, McJ !!!
Post by: McGiver on July 17, 2007, 07:15:35 PM
(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i308/snakeskowren/Picture20.jpg)
Title: Re: HAPPY B'DAY, McJ !!!
Post by: Tesla on July 17, 2007, 07:21:13 PM
I see you've been putting the lotion on your skin.
Title: Re: HAPPY B'DAY, McJ !!!
Post by: SovaNu on July 17, 2007, 07:33:57 PM
McJagger is a female dressed as a man! i knew it all along.
Title: Re: HAPPY B'DAY, McJ !!!
Post by: McGiver on July 17, 2007, 07:36:58 PM
I see you've been putting the lotion on your skin.
i don't understand what you mean?
Title: Re: HAPPY B'DAY, McJ !!!
Post by: Tesla on July 17, 2007, 07:41:23 PM
I see you've been putting the lotion on your skin.
i don't understand what you mean?
Silence of the Lambs - "It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again."
Title: Re: HAPPY B'DAY, McJ !!!
Post by: McGiver on July 17, 2007, 07:46:02 PM
I see you've been putting the lotion on your skin.
i don't understand what you mean?
Silence of the Lambs - "It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again."
oh yeah.


good one.
Title: Re: HAPPY B'DAY, McJ !!!
Post by: Lucifer on July 17, 2007, 09:32:26 PM
i rub lotion on my skin several times a day.  does that mean i get out of the hose?

last HB of the day, Balders!!   :party:

:belly:

was it a good one?

 :-*
Title: Re: HAPPY B'DAY, McJ !!!
Post by: McGiver on July 18, 2007, 06:06:48 AM
thanks.  now that the day is over, things are looking up.
Title: Re: HAPPY B'DAY, McJ !!!
Post by: Randy on July 19, 2007, 11:25:39 AM
Up an ass?

Did I help you with that? :wanker: :-*

lol, damn I am good.
Title: Re: HAPPY B'DAY, McJ !!!
Post by: McGiver on July 23, 2007, 03:29:28 PM
Up an ass?

Did I help you with that? :wanker: :-*

lol, damn I am good.
yes, randy.  you are an ass.
Title: Re: HAPPY B'DAY, McJ !!!
Post by: Natalia Evans on July 23, 2007, 09:47:58 PM
(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i308/snakeskowren/Picture20.jpg)


Where's your penis?  :o
Title: Re: HAPPY B'DAY, McJ !!!
Post by: SovaNu on July 23, 2007, 10:20:45 PM
he doesn't have one. evil mcjagger took it. >:D
Title: Re: HAPPY B'DAY, McJ !!!
Post by: Randy on August 01, 2007, 10:32:44 AM
I thought you sucked it off.

I will take care of your pain after. I probably tasted good for a few, but they you probably going to get sick later.

I give kuduz rt too alcoholics, so they get hangovers faster.  I will slip my dad a mickey. 
Title: Re: HAPPY B'DAY, McJ !!!
Post by: Lucifer on August 01, 2007, 10:51:02 AM
I thought you sucked it off.

I will take care of your pain after. I probably tasted good for a few, but they you probably going to get sick later.

I give kuduz rt too alcoholics, so they get hangovers faster.  I will slip my dad a mickey. 

wtf?  this is unbelievably quotable, ALL of it!!

where's dunc...?

:rofl:
Title: Re: HAPPY B'DAY, McJ !!!
Post by: duncvis on August 01, 2007, 11:33:42 AM
kuduz to randy for that one. an incoherent masterpiece.
Title: Re: HAPPY B'DAY, McJ !!!
Post by: Lucifer on August 01, 2007, 11:36:52 AM
do you think he's a spy?  as in "The red swan flies across the moonlight in Shanghai, i hear, Grodensky."

"Yes, Fortescue-Smythe, but I probably tasted good for a few, but they you probably going to get sick later."

:laugh:
Title: Re: HAPPY B'DAY, McJ !!!
Post by: duncvis on August 01, 2007, 11:38:12 AM
"I am feeling those potatos now... I will slip my dad a mickey"
Title: Re: HAPPY B'DAY, McJ !!!
Post by: Lucifer on August 01, 2007, 11:41:40 AM
"I am feeling those potatos now... I will slip my dad a mickey"

:LMAO:

ffs - flo!  watch out for the polonium-210!
Title: Re: HAPPY B'DAY, McJ !!!
Post by: DirtDawg on August 01, 2007, 11:50:55 AM
'I thought you sucked it off'
anagrams to
'OK! The officious duty thug.'

'I will take care of your pain after'
anagrams to
'Awful of piratelike reactionary.'

'I probably tasted good for a few'
anagrams to
'Good-bye! Rat disparate blow off.'

'you probably going to get sick'
anagrams to
'Yucky ego-trip boobs gloating.'

'I give kuduz rt too alcoholics'
anagrams to
'Vital, rough-cut cook idolizes.'

'so they get hangovers faster'
anagrams to
'Forty-seventh shortage sage.'

'I will slip my dad a mickey'
anagrams to
'Ladylike, slimy, acid wimp.'


The anagram makes as much sense.


OK! The officious duty thug, awful of piratelike reactionary.''Good-bye!" Rat disparate blow off, yucky ego-trip boobs, gloating. Vital, rough-cut cook idolizes  forty-seventh shortage, sage. Ladylike, slimy, acid wimp.
Title: Re: HAPPY B'DAY, McJ !!!
Post by: duncvis on August 01, 2007, 11:52:02 AM
 :plus:
Title: Re: HAPPY B'DAY, McJ !!!
Post by: Lucifer on August 01, 2007, 11:54:17 AM
:LMAO:

anyone else thinking of the Bursar of Unseen University?

perhaps we should get flo some dried frog pills...

:laugh:
Title: Re: HAPPY B'DAY, McJ !!!
Post by: DirtDawg on August 01, 2007, 11:57:42 AM
:plus:

I slipped my dad a mickey.
Title: Re: HAPPY B'DAY, McJ !!!
Post by: odeon on August 01, 2007, 12:06:23 PM
do you think he's a spy?  as in "The red swan flies across the moonlight in Shanghai, i hear, Grodensky."

"Yes, Fortescue-Smythe, but I probably tasted good for a few, but they you probably going to get sick later."

:laugh:

:LMAO: :rofl: :LMAO: :plus: