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Title: Let Maldoror help you with his Answers
Post by: maldoror on July 07, 2007, 08:07:00 PM
Go ahead and ask me anything. But if it's advice, do the exact opposite of whatever I tell you.
Title: Re: Let Maldoror help you with his Answers
Post by: McGiver on July 07, 2007, 08:21:51 PM
fully erect, how long is your penis?
Title: Re: Let Maldoror help you with his Answers
Post by: maldoror on July 07, 2007, 08:26:11 PM
Longer than my index finger.
Title: Re: Let Maldoror help you with his Answers
Post by: McGiver on July 07, 2007, 08:37:49 PM
Longer than my index finger.
but not quite as thick?
Title: Re: Let Maldoror help you with his Answers
Post by: maldoror on July 07, 2007, 08:44:36 PM
So you were that guy outside my window last night.
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Post by: richard on July 07, 2007, 09:12:00 PM
oh yay! finally mal you make one of these.

where do you live? (no city is required, just state)
how old are you?
do you know how to drive?
can you post more pictures of yerself?
what are yer hobbies?
how long did it take you to grow those chops on the side of yer face?
Title: Re: Let Maldoror help you with his Answers
Post by: maldoror on July 08, 2007, 12:43:06 PM
oh yay! finally mal you make one of these.

where do you live? (no city is required, just state)
how old are you?
do you know how to drive?
can you post more pictures of yerself?
what are yer hobbies?
how long did it take you to grow those chops on the side of yer face?


Denver, CO
20
Yes
Nah
Right now only reading
I dunno, I keep hacking them off but every time I look they're back again
Title: Re: Let Maldoror help you with his Answers
Post by: McGiver on July 08, 2007, 01:10:16 PM
ever had sex with an actual woman?
Title: Re: Let Maldoror help you with his Answers
Post by: richard on July 08, 2007, 01:39:19 PM
if he knows how to drive im shure hes had sex
Title: Re: Let Maldoror help you with his Answers
Post by: El on July 08, 2007, 01:59:06 PM
What other windows do you have open on your computer right now besides this one?
Title: Re: Let Maldoror help you with his Answers
Post by: maldoror on July 08, 2007, 02:09:50 PM
ever had sex with an actual woman?

Hell yeah. Sex with actual women is like, my aspie obsession.

What other windows do you have open on your computer right now besides this one?

Only iTunes, which actually isn't very typical.
Title: Re: Let Maldoror help you with his Answers
Post by: McGiver on July 08, 2007, 03:00:42 PM
ever had sex with an actual woman?

Hell yeah. Sex with actual women is like, my aspie obsession.

same here.  i had so much fun when i was twenty, and the good times got exponentially better once i hit the age of 21.

enjoy your youth, young man.
Title: Re: Let Maldoror help you with his Answers
Post by: maldoror on July 08, 2007, 03:53:54 PM
ever had sex with an actual woman?

Hell yeah. Sex with actual women is like, my aspie obsession.

same here.  i had so much fun when i was twenty, and the good times got exponentially better once i hit the age of 21.

enjoy your youth, young man.

Hey, I'm trying.
Title: Re: Let Maldoror help you with his Answers
Post by: richard on July 08, 2007, 05:03:42 PM
 :clap: :)
Title: Re: Let Maldoror help you with his Answers
Post by: willow on July 10, 2007, 09:01:45 AM
ever had sex with an actual woman?


as opposed to having sex with a fake woman?
Title: Re: Let Maldoror help you with his Answers
Post by: Natalia Evans on July 10, 2007, 09:54:34 AM
Will you take this test and tell us what results you got?


http://www.pttools.co.uk/asc/asc_wp2.php
Title: Re: Let Maldoror help you with his Answers
Post by: maldoror on July 10, 2007, 09:12:56 PM
ever had sex with an actual woman?


as opposed to having sex with a fake woman?

I've done that too. Needed counseling for a couple of years though./
Title: Re: Let Maldoror help you with his Answers
Post by: Calandale on July 10, 2007, 09:16:01 PM
ever had sex with an actual woman?


as opposed to having sex with a fake woman?

I've done that too. Needed counseling for a couple of years though./

They make some really nice ones now.
Perhaps you shold try.
Title: Re: Let Maldoror help you with his Answers
Post by: maldoror on July 10, 2007, 09:23:59 PM
ever had sex with an actual woman?


as opposed to having sex with a fake woman?

I've done that too. Needed counseling for a couple of years though./

They make some really nice ones now.
Perhaps you shold try.

What? Really??? What the hell are we keeping the real ones around for?  :green:
Title: Re: Let Maldoror help you with his Answers
Post by: willow on July 10, 2007, 10:09:59 PM
ever had sex with an actual woman?


as opposed to having sex with a fake woman?

I've done that too. Needed counseling for a couple of years though./

They make some really nice ones now.
Perhaps you shold try.

What? Really??? What the hell are we keeping the real ones around for?  :green:


fuck you.....we moan, and shit :P
Title: Re: Let Maldoror help you with his Answers
Post by: Natalia Evans on July 10, 2007, 10:11:40 PM
Will you take this test and tell us what results you got?


http://www.pttools.co.uk/asc/asc_wp2.php


I guess you're skipping this too just like a few others. Am I right?
Title: Re: Let Maldoror help you with his Answers
Post by: maldoror on July 10, 2007, 10:19:35 PM
ever had sex with an actual woman?


as opposed to having sex with a fake woman?

I've done that too. Needed counseling for a couple of years though./

They make some really nice ones now.
Perhaps you shold try.

What? Really??? What the hell are we keeping the real ones around for?  :green:


fuck you.....we moan, and shit :P

And watch Oprah. And bleed all over stuff. And practice witchcraft.

Will you take this test and tell us what results you got?


http://www.pttools.co.uk/asc/asc_wp2.php

I guess you're skipping this too just like a few others. Am I right?

Yeah, why don't you just start a thread for that survey? It's impersonal to just post that in my ask me thread; this is how we get to know each other.
Title: Re: Let Maldoror help you with his Answers
Post by: willow on July 10, 2007, 10:20:57 PM
ever had sex with an actual woman?


as opposed to having sex with a fake woman?

I've done that too. Needed counseling for a couple of years though./

They make some really nice ones now.
Perhaps you shold try.

What? Really??? What the hell are we keeping the real ones around for?  :green:


fuck you.....we moan, and shit :P

And watch Oprah. And bleed all over stuff. And practice witchcraft.


I RESENT THAT!!!!  I do NOT watch Oprah!!!!!

Will you take this test and tell us what results you got?


http://www.pttools.co.uk/asc/asc_wp2.php

I guess you're skipping this too just like a few others. Am I right?

Yeah, why don't you just start a thread for that survey? It's impersonal to just post that in my ask me thread; this is how we get to know each other.
Title: Re: Let Maldoror help you with his Answers
Post by: maldoror on July 10, 2007, 10:33:35 PM
ever had sex with an actual woman?


as opposed to having sex with a fake woman?

I've done that too. Needed counseling for a couple of years though./

They make some really nice ones now.
Perhaps you shold try.

What? Really??? What the hell are we keeping the real ones around for?  :green:


fuck you.....we moan, and shit :P

And watch Oprah. And bleed all over stuff. And practice witchcraft.


I RESENT THAT!!!!  I do NOT watch Oprah!!!!!

Then how do you keep up to date on the latest black magic?
Title: Re: Let Maldoror help you with his Answers
Post by: willow on July 10, 2007, 10:35:02 PM
ever had sex with an actual woman?


as opposed to having sex with a fake woman?

I've done that too. Needed counseling for a couple of years though./

They make some really nice ones now.
Perhaps you shold try.

What? Really??? What the hell are we keeping the real ones around for?  :green:


fuck you.....we moan, and shit :P

And watch Oprah. And bleed all over stuff. And practice witchcraft.


I RESENT THAT!!!!  I do NOT watch Oprah!!!!!

Then how do you keep up to date on the latest black magic?

I am close personal friends with britney.
Title: Re: Let Maldoror help you with his Answers
Post by: maldoror on July 10, 2007, 10:38:50 PM
ever had sex with an actual woman?


as opposed to having sex with a fake woman?

I've done that too. Needed counseling for a couple of years though./

They make some really nice ones now.
Perhaps you shold try.

What? Really??? What the hell are we keeping the real ones around for?  :green:


fuck you.....we moan, and shit :P

And watch Oprah. And bleed all over stuff. And practice witchcraft.


I RESENT THAT!!!!  I do NOT watch Oprah!!!!!

Then how do you keep up to date on the latest black magic?

I am close personal friends with britney.

Well, next time you see her, ask her why she never answers my marriage proposals
Title: Re: Let Maldoror help you with his Answers
Post by: willow on July 10, 2007, 10:44:03 PM
ever had sex with an actual woman?


as opposed to having sex with a fake woman?

I've done that too. Needed counseling for a couple of years though./

They make some really nice ones now.
Perhaps you shold try.

What? Really??? What the hell are we keeping the real ones around for?  :green:


fuck you.....we moan, and shit :P

And watch Oprah. And bleed all over stuff. And practice witchcraft.


I RESENT THAT!!!!  I do NOT watch Oprah!!!!!

Then how do you keep up to date on the latest black magic?

I am close personal friends with britney.

Well, next time you see her, ask her why she never answers my marriage proposals


<nods solemnly>  I will ask her.
Title: Re: Let Maldoror help you with his Answers
Post by: maldoror on July 10, 2007, 10:44:49 PM
ever had sex with an actual woman?


as opposed to having sex with a fake woman?

I've done that too. Needed counseling for a couple of years though./

They make some really nice ones now.
Perhaps you shold try.

What? Really??? What the hell are we keeping the real ones around for?  :green:


fuck you.....we moan, and shit :P

And watch Oprah. And bleed all over stuff. And practice witchcraft.


I RESENT THAT!!!!  I do NOT watch Oprah!!!!!

Then how do you keep up to date on the latest black magic?

I am close personal friends with britney.

Well, next time you see her, ask her why she never answers my marriage proposals


<nods solemnly>  I will ask her.

And also what's going on with this restraining order nonsense.
Title: Re: Let Maldoror help you with his Answers
Post by: Calandale on July 10, 2007, 11:53:00 PM
ever had sex with an actual woman?


as opposed to having sex with a fake woman?

I've done that too. Needed counseling for a couple of years though./

They make some really nice ones now.
Perhaps you shold try.

What? Really??? What the hell are we keeping the real ones around for?  :green:


fuck you.....we moan, and shit :P

There have long been baby dolls which
cry and shit. I'm sure you could be replaced.
Title: Re: Let Maldoror help you with his Answers
Post by: Natalia Evans on July 19, 2007, 12:22:12 PM
Do you like fluorescent lights?
Title: Re: Let Maldoror help you with his Answers
Post by: maldoror on August 05, 2007, 01:24:50 AM
DO you have any personality traits that could be described as Schizoid?
Title: Re: Let Maldoror help you with his Answers
Post by: maldoror on August 28, 2007, 10:08:11 PM
No. Fuck you.
Title: Re: Let Maldoror help you with his Answers
Post by: maldoror on November 23, 2007, 06:21:15 AM
I do, though.
Title: Re: Let Maldoror help you with his Answers
Post by: Calandale on November 23, 2007, 06:29:40 AM
Are you pathetic?
Title: Re: Let Maldoror help you with his Answers
Post by: maldoror on November 23, 2007, 06:32:31 AM
Hold on, one second, I have that answer for you. Ah! Here it is:  :fuckyou:
Title: Re: Let Maldoror help you with his Answers
Post by: SovaNu on November 23, 2007, 07:18:42 AM
what's eating you, gilbert gripe?
Title: Re: Let Maldoror help you with his Answers
Post by: maldoror on November 23, 2007, 05:37:23 PM
Some fat guy.
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Post by: SovaNu on November 23, 2007, 06:18:54 PM
yo mama.
Title: Re: Let Maldoror help you with his Answers
Post by: maldoror on November 23, 2007, 06:45:54 PM
She's more likely to be eating cream cheese out of the bucket.
Title: Re: Let Maldoror help you with his Answers
Post by: SovaNu on November 23, 2007, 11:28:52 PM
you should stop enabling her.
Title: Re: Let Maldoror help you with his Answers
Post by: maldoror on November 23, 2007, 11:33:10 PM
She should stop enabling me to bitch about her eating habits.  :laugh:

Course, she doesn't live here, so I rarely see her.
Title: Re: Let Maldoror help you with his Answers
Post by: SovaNu on November 23, 2007, 11:41:01 PM
it would take a crane to lift her out of the house. you should stop feeding her.
Title: Re: Let Maldoror help you with his Answers
Post by: maldoror on November 23, 2007, 11:42:22 PM
 :asthing:

I'll tell that to my stepdad.
Title: Re: Let Maldoror help you with his Answers
Post by: SovaNu on November 23, 2007, 11:44:29 PM
what about Mallory?
Title: Re: Let Maldoror help you with his Answers
Post by: maldoror on November 23, 2007, 11:47:39 PM
 ???

I dunno, probably off sculpting something somewhere.
Title: Re: Let Maldoror help you with his Answers
Post by: SovaNu on November 24, 2007, 12:06:29 AM
she should be sculpting yo mama. :laugh: or some corpses.
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Post by: Calandale on November 24, 2007, 04:05:50 AM
Hold on, one second, I have that answer for you. Ah! Here it is:  :fuckyou:

1 means yes, I take it?
Title: Re: Let Maldoror help you with his Answers
Post by: maldoror on November 24, 2007, 04:43:53 AM
The most aspie response ever. Couldn't blame a guy who kicked your ass for it.
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Post by: Randy on November 24, 2007, 12:32:49 PM
What is your favorite food tough guy?
 
Its truely nice to see someone else making the funny for a change.
Title: Re: Let Maldoror help you with his Answers
Post by: Calandale on November 24, 2007, 04:36:17 PM
The most aspie response ever. Couldn't blame a guy who kicked your ass for it.

Nor could I. If 'twere only one,
I'd still be rather impressed. I'm
older, but I'm still fast as hell.
Title: Re: Let Maldoror help you with his Answers
Post by: maldoror on November 24, 2007, 05:18:59 PM
What is your favorite food tough guy?
 
Its truely nice to see someone else making the funny for a change.

Greek and yep.

The most aspie response ever. Couldn't blame a guy who kicked your ass for it.

Nor could I. If 'twere only one,
I'd still be rather impressed. I'm
older, but I'm still fast as hell.

That's what people always say when they know they're going down. "It's alright, I'll outrun him." Good luck with that.
Title: Re: Let Maldoror help you with his Answers
Post by: Calandale on November 24, 2007, 05:21:40 PM
Quote
Nor could I. If 'twere only one,
I'd still be rather impressed. I'm
older, but I'm still fast as hell.

That's what people always say when they know they're going down. "It's alright, I'll outrun him." Good luck with that.

I didn't mean with my feet.


EDITED for fucked up quote.
Title: Re: Let Maldoror help you with his Answers
Post by: maldoror on November 24, 2007, 05:29:40 PM
You think you're faster running away on your hands? I hope you're right.
Title: Re: Let Maldoror help you with his Answers
Post by: McGiver on November 25, 2007, 06:35:06 AM
hey, i just pewted.
Title: Re: Let Maldoror help you with his Answers
Post by: Calandale on November 25, 2007, 07:10:04 AM
You think you're faster running away on your hands? I hope you're right.

Nah. Though, when I have to find an improvised
weapon, I often end up hurting myself too.
Title: Re: Let Maldoror help you with his Answers
Post by: maldoror on November 25, 2007, 08:41:20 AM
Too bad... that would have been your only chance.

What does pewted mean?
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Post by: Calandale on November 25, 2007, 10:43:01 PM
:fart:
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Post by: Randy on November 30, 2007, 01:46:43 PM
Maldoror don't worry about what others think of you so much, that goes away when you worry more about yourself.  I am not trying to make fun of you, I am speaking from experience.  Sometimes people's disablities make it very hard for them to see the light, forgive them they have issues.  Say to yourself, no point in arguing with a retard, and he or she is not worth your time.  I am not trying to attack any one, I am just trying to show what works best for me, and by doing that, I am self actualizing.  I am helping others reach this point in their lives.

You have any pets?

Title: Re: Let Maldoror help you with his Answers
Post by: Calandale on January 10, 2008, 12:06:37 PM
What's the most erotic thing you've done,
with a member of your own gender?
Title: Re: Let Maldoror help you with his Answers
Post by: maldoror on January 10, 2008, 12:23:17 PM
 :plus: for the question. Unfortunately nothing particularly significant springs to mind. Is it repression? Who can say.  :zoinks: On the trip I was just on, I got a piggyback ride from my (male) roommate a couple of times.
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Post by: Lemon Aguilera on January 11, 2008, 02:48:44 PM
ooh. :zoinks:
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Post by: Al Swearegen on January 12, 2008, 02:00:31 AM
:plus: for the question. Unfortunately nothing particularly significant springs to mind. Is it repression? Who can say.  :zoinks: On the trip I was just on, I got a piggyback ride from my (male) roommate a couple of times.

That may be erotic?
Were you both wearing clothes at the time?