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Start here => M.O.-Introductions => Ask Away Threads => Topic started by: maldoror on July 07, 2007, 08:07:00 PM
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Go ahead and ask me anything. But if it's advice, do the exact opposite of whatever I tell you.
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fully erect, how long is your penis?
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Longer than my index finger.
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Longer than my index finger.
but not quite as thick?
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So you were that guy outside my window last night.
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oh yay! finally mal you make one of these.
where do you live? (no city is required, just state)
how old are you?
do you know how to drive?
can you post more pictures of yerself?
what are yer hobbies?
how long did it take you to grow those chops on the side of yer face?
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oh yay! finally mal you make one of these.
where do you live? (no city is required, just state)
how old are you?
do you know how to drive?
can you post more pictures of yerself?
what are yer hobbies?
how long did it take you to grow those chops on the side of yer face?
Denver, CO
20
Yes
Nah
Right now only reading
I dunno, I keep hacking them off but every time I look they're back again
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ever had sex with an actual woman?
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if he knows how to drive im shure hes had sex
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What other windows do you have open on your computer right now besides this one?
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ever had sex with an actual woman?
Hell yeah. Sex with actual women is like, my aspie obsession.
What other windows do you have open on your computer right now besides this one?
Only iTunes, which actually isn't very typical.
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ever had sex with an actual woman?
Hell yeah. Sex with actual women is like, my aspie obsession.
same here. i had so much fun when i was twenty, and the good times got exponentially better once i hit the age of 21.
enjoy your youth, young man.
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ever had sex with an actual woman?
Hell yeah. Sex with actual women is like, my aspie obsession.
same here. i had so much fun when i was twenty, and the good times got exponentially better once i hit the age of 21.
enjoy your youth, young man.
Hey, I'm trying.
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:clap: :)
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ever had sex with an actual woman?
as opposed to having sex with a fake woman?
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Will you take this test and tell us what results you got?
http://www.pttools.co.uk/asc/asc_wp2.php
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ever had sex with an actual woman?
as opposed to having sex with a fake woman?
I've done that too. Needed counseling for a couple of years though./
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ever had sex with an actual woman?
as opposed to having sex with a fake woman?
I've done that too. Needed counseling for a couple of years though./
They make some really nice ones now.
Perhaps you shold try.
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ever had sex with an actual woman?
as opposed to having sex with a fake woman?
I've done that too. Needed counseling for a couple of years though./
They make some really nice ones now.
Perhaps you shold try.
What? Really??? What the hell are we keeping the real ones around for? :green:
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ever had sex with an actual woman?
as opposed to having sex with a fake woman?
I've done that too. Needed counseling for a couple of years though./
They make some really nice ones now.
Perhaps you shold try.
What? Really??? What the hell are we keeping the real ones around for? :green:
fuck you.....we moan, and shit :P
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Will you take this test and tell us what results you got?
http://www.pttools.co.uk/asc/asc_wp2.php
I guess you're skipping this too just like a few others. Am I right?
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ever had sex with an actual woman?
as opposed to having sex with a fake woman?
I've done that too. Needed counseling for a couple of years though./
They make some really nice ones now.
Perhaps you shold try.
What? Really??? What the hell are we keeping the real ones around for? :green:
fuck you.....we moan, and shit :P
And watch Oprah. And bleed all over stuff. And practice witchcraft.
Will you take this test and tell us what results you got?
http://www.pttools.co.uk/asc/asc_wp2.php
I guess you're skipping this too just like a few others. Am I right?
Yeah, why don't you just start a thread for that survey? It's impersonal to just post that in my ask me thread; this is how we get to know each other.
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ever had sex with an actual woman?
as opposed to having sex with a fake woman?
I've done that too. Needed counseling for a couple of years though./
They make some really nice ones now.
Perhaps you shold try.
What? Really??? What the hell are we keeping the real ones around for? :green:
fuck you.....we moan, and shit :P
And watch Oprah. And bleed all over stuff. And practice witchcraft.
I RESENT THAT!!!! I do NOT watch Oprah!!!!!
Will you take this test and tell us what results you got?
http://www.pttools.co.uk/asc/asc_wp2.php
I guess you're skipping this too just like a few others. Am I right?
Yeah, why don't you just start a thread for that survey? It's impersonal to just post that in my ask me thread; this is how we get to know each other.
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ever had sex with an actual woman?
as opposed to having sex with a fake woman?
I've done that too. Needed counseling for a couple of years though./
They make some really nice ones now.
Perhaps you shold try.
What? Really??? What the hell are we keeping the real ones around for? :green:
fuck you.....we moan, and shit :P
And watch Oprah. And bleed all over stuff. And practice witchcraft.
I RESENT THAT!!!! I do NOT watch Oprah!!!!!
Then how do you keep up to date on the latest black magic?
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ever had sex with an actual woman?
as opposed to having sex with a fake woman?
I've done that too. Needed counseling for a couple of years though./
They make some really nice ones now.
Perhaps you shold try.
What? Really??? What the hell are we keeping the real ones around for? :green:
fuck you.....we moan, and shit :P
And watch Oprah. And bleed all over stuff. And practice witchcraft.
I RESENT THAT!!!! I do NOT watch Oprah!!!!!
Then how do you keep up to date on the latest black magic?
I am close personal friends with britney.
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ever had sex with an actual woman?
as opposed to having sex with a fake woman?
I've done that too. Needed counseling for a couple of years though./
They make some really nice ones now.
Perhaps you shold try.
What? Really??? What the hell are we keeping the real ones around for? :green:
fuck you.....we moan, and shit :P
And watch Oprah. And bleed all over stuff. And practice witchcraft.
I RESENT THAT!!!! I do NOT watch Oprah!!!!!
Then how do you keep up to date on the latest black magic?
I am close personal friends with britney.
Well, next time you see her, ask her why she never answers my marriage proposals
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ever had sex with an actual woman?
as opposed to having sex with a fake woman?
I've done that too. Needed counseling for a couple of years though./
They make some really nice ones now.
Perhaps you shold try.
What? Really??? What the hell are we keeping the real ones around for? :green:
fuck you.....we moan, and shit :P
And watch Oprah. And bleed all over stuff. And practice witchcraft.
I RESENT THAT!!!! I do NOT watch Oprah!!!!!
Then how do you keep up to date on the latest black magic?
I am close personal friends with britney.
Well, next time you see her, ask her why she never answers my marriage proposals
<nods solemnly> I will ask her.
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ever had sex with an actual woman?
as opposed to having sex with a fake woman?
I've done that too. Needed counseling for a couple of years though./
They make some really nice ones now.
Perhaps you shold try.
What? Really??? What the hell are we keeping the real ones around for? :green:
fuck you.....we moan, and shit :P
And watch Oprah. And bleed all over stuff. And practice witchcraft.
I RESENT THAT!!!! I do NOT watch Oprah!!!!!
Then how do you keep up to date on the latest black magic?
I am close personal friends with britney.
Well, next time you see her, ask her why she never answers my marriage proposals
<nods solemnly> I will ask her.
And also what's going on with this restraining order nonsense.
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ever had sex with an actual woman?
as opposed to having sex with a fake woman?
I've done that too. Needed counseling for a couple of years though./
They make some really nice ones now.
Perhaps you shold try.
What? Really??? What the hell are we keeping the real ones around for? :green:
fuck you.....we moan, and shit :P
There have long been baby dolls which
cry and shit. I'm sure you could be replaced.
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Do you like fluorescent lights?
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DO you have any personality traits that could be described as Schizoid?
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No. Fuck you.
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I do, though.
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Are you pathetic?
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Hold on, one second, I have that answer for you. Ah! Here it is: :fuckyou:
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what's eating you, gilbert gripe?
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Some fat guy.
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yo mama.
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She's more likely to be eating cream cheese out of the bucket.
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you should stop enabling her.
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She should stop enabling me to bitch about her eating habits. :laugh:
Course, she doesn't live here, so I rarely see her.
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it would take a crane to lift her out of the house. you should stop feeding her.
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:asthing:
I'll tell that to my stepdad.
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what about Mallory?
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???
I dunno, probably off sculpting something somewhere.
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she should be sculpting yo mama. :laugh: or some corpses.
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Hold on, one second, I have that answer for you. Ah! Here it is: :fuckyou:
1 means yes, I take it?
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The most aspie response ever. Couldn't blame a guy who kicked your ass for it.
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What is your favorite food tough guy?
Its truely nice to see someone else making the funny for a change.
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The most aspie response ever. Couldn't blame a guy who kicked your ass for it.
Nor could I. If 'twere only one,
I'd still be rather impressed. I'm
older, but I'm still fast as hell.
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What is your favorite food tough guy?
Its truely nice to see someone else making the funny for a change.
Greek and yep.
The most aspie response ever. Couldn't blame a guy who kicked your ass for it.
Nor could I. If 'twere only one,
I'd still be rather impressed. I'm
older, but I'm still fast as hell.
That's what people always say when they know they're going down. "It's alright, I'll outrun him." Good luck with that.
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Nor could I. If 'twere only one,
I'd still be rather impressed. I'm
older, but I'm still fast as hell.
That's what people always say when they know they're going down. "It's alright, I'll outrun him." Good luck with that.
I didn't mean with my feet.
EDITED for fucked up quote.
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You think you're faster running away on your hands? I hope you're right.
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hey, i just pewted.
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You think you're faster running away on your hands? I hope you're right.
Nah. Though, when I have to find an improvised
weapon, I often end up hurting myself too.
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Too bad... that would have been your only chance.
What does pewted mean?
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:fart:
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Maldoror don't worry about what others think of you so much, that goes away when you worry more about yourself. I am not trying to make fun of you, I am speaking from experience. Sometimes people's disablities make it very hard for them to see the light, forgive them they have issues. Say to yourself, no point in arguing with a retard, and he or she is not worth your time. I am not trying to attack any one, I am just trying to show what works best for me, and by doing that, I am self actualizing. I am helping others reach this point in their lives.
You have any pets?
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What's the most erotic thing you've done,
with a member of your own gender?
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:plus: for the question. Unfortunately nothing particularly significant springs to mind. Is it repression? Who can say. :zoinks: On the trip I was just on, I got a piggyback ride from my (male) roommate a couple of times.
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ooh. :zoinks:
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:plus: for the question. Unfortunately nothing particularly significant springs to mind. Is it repression? Who can say. :zoinks: On the trip I was just on, I got a piggyback ride from my (male) roommate a couple of times.
That may be erotic?
Were you both wearing clothes at the time?