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Start here => What's your crime? Basic Discussion => Topic started by: richard on July 03, 2007, 02:52:14 PM
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oh my goodness look how much bigger she is, nice boobies too :)
(http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c57/waterdogs12/jodie.jpg)
(http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c57/waterdogs12/jodie1.jpg)
i'd hit it :laugh:
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Yeah, Steph has grown up to be quite the hottie.
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do i spy nip in that second picture?
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(http://tvphotogalleries.com/data/673/118812lilJodie4.jpg)
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(http://www.stereogum.com/img/jodiesweetin.jpg)
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I like McJ's pic the best.
Not impressed though.
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http://blogs.chron.com/tmi/2006/07/popup_joelie_sweetin_hosts_pan.html
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http://www.hissandpop.com/celebrities/s/jodiesweetin/photos/jodie-sweetin-003.jpg
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http://www.cleveland.com/images/weblogs/blog_images/jsweetin.jpg
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Nah.
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http://www.cleveland.com/images/weblogs/blog_images/jsweetin.jpg
she was on meth in this picture.
look at the bags under her eyes. and her eyes are not as alive as they usually are.
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Nah.
Don't lie, you'd tap that shit
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I sense a trap. Is it a man ?
He has nice tits though, they were probably expensive, i think they did a good job.
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Nah.
Don't lie, you'd tap that shit
Nope. Not my taste.
I've turned away things
close enough to it.
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Nah.
Don't lie, you'd tap that shit
Nope. Not my taste.
I've turned away things
close enough to it.
hahahahahahahah.
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Nah.
Don't lie, you'd tap that shit
Nope. Not my taste.
I've turned away things
close enough to it.
hahahahahahahah.
Hell, I've turned away (though only
due to stupidity) something I found
MUCH better. Hey, maybe you and I
have different tastes in females.
I found that a bit overweight and plain.
It would take a hell of a lot for me to
be interested in something that looked
like that.
Certainly not just the desire to 'tap' it.
Hell, there are guys I consider more appealing,
and I think of myself as straight.
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Overweight? LOL.
/resists saying something I REALLY want to.
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Overweight? LOL.
/resists saying something I REALLY want to.
I have tastes for things which don't carry
more extra fat than I do. Which is certainly
a difficult thing, by modern standards.
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Overweight? LOL.
/resists saying something I REALLY want to.
I have tastes for things which don't carry
more extra fat than I do.
You'd be safe with a blowup doll, then. :thumbup:
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Overweight? LOL.
/resists saying something I REALLY want to.
I have tastes for things which don't carry
more extra fat than I do.
You'd be safe with a blowup doll, then. :thumbup:
Or a pure concept. Which I'd certainly rather.
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Overweight? LOL.
/resists saying something I REALLY want to.
I have tastes for things which don't carry
more extra fat than I do.
You'd be safe with a blowup doll, then. :thumbup:
Or a pure concept. Which I'd certainly rather.
You do that then. Overweight indeed. >:(
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cal is consistent in hs fullofshittedness.
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sometimes i wish I could match his fullofshitedness, but then I wake up. :-\
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Overweight? LOL.
/resists saying something I REALLY want to.
I have tastes for things which don't carry
more extra fat than I do. Which is certainly
a difficult thing, by modern standards.
that's all women out, then.
Balders, you're in with a chance, man - tora, tora, tora!
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Overweight? LOL.
/resists saying something I REALLY want to.
I have tastes for things which don't carry
more extra fat than I do. Which is certainly
a difficult thing, by modern standards.
that's all women out, then.
Balders, you're in with a chance, man - tora, tora, tora!
i shall give myself an enima so as i am prepared.
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Overweight? LOL.
/resists saying something I REALLY want to.
I have tastes for things which don't carry
more extra fat than I do. Which is certainly
a difficult thing, by modern standards.
that's all women out, then.
Balders, you're in with a chance, man - tora, tora, tora!
i shall give myself an enima so as i am prepared.
i should give yourself a fucking lobotomy, rather than an enema. but maybe that's just me.
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Overweight? LOL.
/resists saying something I REALLY want to.
I have tastes for things which don't carry
more extra fat than I do. Which is certainly
a difficult thing, by modern standards.
that's all women out, then.
Balders, you're in with a chance, man - tora, tora, tora!
i shall give myself an enima so as i am prepared.
i should give yourself a fucking lobotomy, rather than an enema. but maybe that's just me.
but i just want to see if i can handle his 'up to 11 inches' schlong.
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Overweight? LOL.
/resists saying something I REALLY want to.
I have tastes for things which don't carry
more extra fat than I do. Which is certainly
a difficult thing, by modern standards.
that's all women out, then.
Balders, you're in with a chance, man - tora, tora, tora!
i shall give myself an enima so as i am prepared.
i should give yourself a fucking lobotomy, rather than an enema. but maybe that's just me.
but i just want to see if i can handle his 'up to 11 inches' schlong.
you could always bend it in half.
anyway, that's probably the one on his head.
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i could just cut half of it off and send it to you in a box. :laugh:
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i could just cut half of it off and send it to you in a box. :laugh:
:laugh:
shudder. no thanks. i use floss.
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i could just cut half of it off and send it to you in a box. :laugh:
:laugh:
shudder. no thanks. i use floss.
oh, you want some pubes also?
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Yeah she really grew up. I would definitely hit that if I had the chance.
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i could just cut half of it off and send it to you in a box. :laugh:
:laugh:
shudder. no thanks. i use floss.
oh, you want some pubes also?
no, you mad fool. i meant that i already had something i could use to clean between my teeth. do pay attention. ::)
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i could just cut half of it off and send it to you in a box. :laugh:
:laugh:
shudder. no thanks. i use floss.
oh, you want some pubes also?
no, you mad fool. i meant that i already had something i could use to clean between my teeth. do pay attention. ::)
oh, toothpick dick.
sorry so slow.
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i could just cut half of it off and send it to you in a box. :laugh:
:laugh:
shudder. no thanks. i use floss.
oh, you want some pubes also?
no, you mad fool. i meant that i already had something i could use to clean between my teeth. do pay attention. ::)
oh, toothpick dick.
sorry so slow.
yeah, but slow's gooooood. as long as you speed right up towards the end.
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i could just cut half of it off and send it to you in a box. :laugh:
:laugh:
shudder. no thanks. i use floss.
oh, you want some pubes also?
no, you mad fool. i meant that i already had something i could use to clean between my teeth. do pay attention. ::)
oh, toothpick dick.
sorry so slow.
yeah, but slow's gooooood. as long as you speed right up towards the end.
just tug on my ear when it is time.
or stick your finger in my arse.
whichever.
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but i just want to see if i can handle his 'up to 11 inches' schlong.
Only by the most ridiculous means of measuring.
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i could just cut half of it off and send it to you in a box. :laugh:
:laugh:
shudder. no thanks. i use floss.
oh, you want some pubes also?
no, you mad fool. i meant that i already had something i could use to clean between my teeth. do pay attention. ::)
oh, toothpick dick.
sorry so slow.
yeah, but slow's gooooood. as long as you speed right up towards the end.
just tug on my ear when it is time.
or stick your finger in my arse.
whichever.
what's wrong with both? i'm a woman - i can multitask.
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i could just cut half of it off and send it to you in a box. :laugh:
:laugh:
shudder. no thanks. i use floss.
oh, you want some pubes also?
no, you mad fool. i meant that i already had something i could use to clean between my teeth. do pay attention. ::)
oh, toothpick dick.
sorry so slow.
yeah, but slow's gooooood. as long as you speed right up towards the end.
just tug on my ear when it is time.
or stick your finger in my arse.
whichever.
what's wrong with both? i'm a woman - i can multitask.
if you want the jack rabbit action, then you had better just stick a finger in my arse.
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you mean like the Rampant Rabbit Thruster? or that fuck machine thingy tesla posted? and you can do that just by having a finger up your arse.
cor!
what happens if it's butt plug? :yikes:
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you mean like the Rampant Rabbit Thruster? or that fuck machine thingy tesla posted? and you can do that just by having a finger up your arse.
cor!
what happens if it's butt plug? :yikes:
it is the moment.
the moment that you stick your finger in my ass i am sho shocked that i simply gyrate with exstacy.
and with your finger positioned correctly, you can actually control my movements without saying anything.
how is that for an advantage?
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does that come with all versions of blokes, or this is a special order?
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does that come with all versions of blokes, or this is a special order?
i can't speak for other blokes.
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good grief - do you never discuss such things among yourselves? :yikes:
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good grief - do you never discuss such things among yourselves? :yikes:
we discuss things. we just do not discuss things going up the ass.
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i am horrified! you lot would die if you heard what women talk about, then.
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i am horrified! you lot would die if you heard what women talk about, then.
care to share?
or, do i have to become a flaming homo to get this privelaged information?
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lol. start a thread, for women only to talk about women's sexuality, and see how long it takes before some bloke HAS to post.
:laugh:
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lol. start a thread, for women only to talk about women's sexuality, and see how long it takes before some bloke HAS to post.
:laugh:
i may just do.
but right now, i am taking the family to a waterpark.
laters.
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do i spy nip in that second picture?
yes.
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do i spy nip in that second picture?
yes.
If I was there I could make it show itself, just with my eyes.
(another entry for the useless fact page, I think.)
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Seen the actress, doesn't interest me one bit.
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do i spy nip in that second picture?
yes.
If I was there I could make it show itself, just with my eyes.
(another entry for the useless fact page, I think.)
that's not useless.
lessons, please! ;D
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do i spy nip in that second picture?
yes.
If I was there I could make it show itself, just with my eyes.
(another entry for the useless fact page, I think.)
you could make the nipple rise? what are you, the nipple moon?
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hahahahaha!
now, THAT would be a ritual to write, eh? ;)
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hahahahaha!
now, THAT would be a ritual to write, eh? ;)
:witch1:
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yay!
my friend did one with the fifth element. chocolate... ;) :laugh:
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yay!
my friend did one with the fifth element. chocolate... ;) :laugh:
hahahaHAHAHHAHA!! the truth surfaces... :P
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:angel:
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do i spy nip in that second picture?
yes.
If I was there I could make it show itself, just with my eyes.
(another entry for the useless fact page, I think.)
you could make the nipple rise? what are you, the nipple moon?
Just a concerned aficionado with eyes like blue pearls. Many women like pearls on them.
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Overweight? LOL.
/resists saying something I REALLY want to.
I have tastes for things which don't carry
more extra fat than I do. Which is certainly
a difficult thing, by modern standards.
that's all women out, then.
Nope. Had my lip nearly bitten off
last night by something with a body
more to my liking. Can't much remember
the face though. If it's who I think, better
than the woman pictured.
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Overweight? LOL.
/resists saying something I REALLY want to.
I have tastes for things which don't carry
more extra fat than I do. Which is certainly
a difficult thing, by modern standards.
that's all women out, then.
Nope. Had my lip nearly bitten off
last night by something with a body
more to my liking. Can't much remember
the face though. If it's who I think, better
than the woman pictured.
a tranny surprise?
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Overweight? LOL.
/resists saying something I REALLY want to.
I have tastes for things which don't carry
more extra fat than I do. Which is certainly
a difficult thing, by modern standards.
that's all women out, then.
Nope. Had my lip nearly bitten off
last night by something with a body
more to my liking. Can't much remember
the face though. If it's who I think, better
than the woman pictured.
a tranny surprise?
Definitely not. I groped well enough to
tell that.
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Overweight? LOL.
/resists saying something I REALLY want to.
I have tastes for things which don't carry
more extra fat than I do. Which is certainly
a difficult thing, by modern standards.
that's all women out, then.
Nope. Had my lip nearly bitten off
last night by something with a body
more to my liking. Can't much remember
the face though. If it's who I think, better
than the woman pictured.
a tranny surprise?
Definitely not. I groped well enough to
tell that.
did you see the movie silence of the lambs?
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did you see the movie silence of the lambs?
I did.
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How can you have your lip bitten and not have an impression of the face that bit you?
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How can you have your lip bitten and not have an impression of the face that bit you?
I was drunk. Both on alcohol and dance.
All I can remember was her wearing my
hat. I tend not to be too good at faces
though, anyhow.
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Overweight? LOL.
/resists saying something I REALLY want to.
I have tastes for things which don't carry
more extra fat than I do. Which is certainly
a difficult thing, by modern standards.
that's all women out, then.
Nope. Had my lip nearly bitten off
last night by something with a body
more to my liking. Can't much remember
the face though. If it's who I think, better
than the woman pictured.
Something? A skeleton?
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LOL full house I never heard anyone mention that in years. That show makes me sick i feel like barfing up my heart, my lungs,my stomach,my arteries, my gallbladder, my appendix and my own waste I get nauseated. It's my problem.
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How can you have your lip bitten and not have an impression of the face that bit you?
I was drunk. Both on alcohol and dance.
All I can remember was her wearing my
hat. I tend not to be too good at faces
though, anyhow.
That'll do it every time.
I have two levels of looking at faces. One doesn't stick, except for vague impressions, like seeing a cutie at a store counter, for instance. I might recognize her the next day, in a different place, but not much longer. The other level is more like an analysis in preparation to photograph them. Once I have started to figure out how the planes of a face merge, in order to light a face for characteristic portraiture (which I do automatically, most of the time, when I'm talking at length to someone), I never forget their face, just their names.
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Overweight? LOL.
/resists saying something I REALLY want to.
I have tastes for things which don't carry
more extra fat than I do. Which is certainly
a difficult thing, by modern standards.
that's all women out, then.
Nope. Had my lip nearly bitten off
last night by something with a body
more to my liking. Can't much remember
the face though. If it's who I think, better
than the woman pictured.
Something? A skeleton?
Not entirely. Still had breasts,
of that I'm certain. Small, but
nice. Still, one can never be
sure whether things are fully
human.
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How can you have your lip bitten and not have an impression of the face that bit you?
I was drunk. Both on alcohol and dance.
All I can remember was her wearing my
hat. I tend not to be too good at faces
though, anyhow.
That'll do it every time.
I have two levels of looking at faces. One doesn't stick, except for vague impressions, like seeing a cutie at a store counter, for instance. I might recognize her the next day, in a different place, but not much longer. The other level is more like an analysis in preparation to photograph them. Once I have started to figure out how the planes of a face merge, in order to light a face for characteristic portraiture (which I do automatically, most of the time, when I'm talking at length to someone), I never forget their face, just their names.
Lucky. I'm terribly face blind. I remember once
seeing my wife, and thinking that she was quite
cute, without knowing who it was. When I told
her, she was flattered, but it can be a real problem.
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what a pretty slut you are.
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what a pretty slut you are.
You ain't so bad yourself, dear.
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Do you think this is attractive?
http://www.b0g.org/wsnm/articles/fucked+the+guts+out+of+her (http://www.b0g.org/wsnm/articles/fucked+the+guts+out+of+her)
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Nah. But mainly, it's the wig which bugs me.
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Do you think this is attractive?
http://www.b0g.org/wsnm/articles/fucked+the+guts+out+of+her (http://www.b0g.org/wsnm/articles/fucked+the+guts+out+of+her)
i do like body painting (anyone remember verushka?), but that's just daft. it'd be all smeary within seconds, for a start.
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omg. the puppy just tore apart stephanies favourite teddybear, mr bruce. and stephanie has disowned her puppy.
what will happen next?
stay tuned.
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omg. the puppy just tore apart stephanies favourite teddybear, mr bruce. and stephanie has disowned her puppy.
what will happen next?
stay tuned.
what the fuck for?
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omg. the puppy just tore apart stephanies favourite teddybear, mr bruce. and stephanie has disowned her puppy.
what will happen next?
stay tuned.
what the fuck for?
to find out if she accepts the puppy back into her heart.
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....so the dad sits down and has a heart to heart with strph and joey about frinedship.
DeeJay sews mr bruce back together. stephanie forgives the puppy, comet.
alls well at the tanner house.
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....so the dad sits down and has a heart to heart with strph and joey about frinedship.
DeeJay sews mr bruce back together. stephanie forgives the puppy, comet.
alls well at the tanner house.
Thus ends every single episode.
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well, at leat i stayed on topic! :laugh:
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well, at leat i stayed on topic! :laugh:
Isn't that a ghey-able offense around here? :)
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well, at leat i stayed on topic! :laugh:
Isn't that a ghey-able offense around here? :)
are you jealous of me?
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well, at leat i stayed on topic! :laugh:
Isn't that a ghey-able offense around here? :)
are you jealous of me?
Nope. But apparently people have been 697 times. So maybe I should be.
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well, at leat i stayed on topic! :laugh:
Isn't that a ghey-able offense around here? :)
are you jealous of me?
Nope. But apparently people have been 697 times. So maybe I should be.
i double dawg dare you!
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well, at leat i stayed on topic! :laugh:
Isn't that a ghey-able offense around here? :)
are you jealous of me?
Nope. But apparently people have been 697 times. So maybe I should be.
i double dawg dare you!
Leave me out of this.
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:popcorn:
carry on, chaps - i'll think of something nice for the one who shows both technical and artistic merit in their posts (purely by my judgement, of course. >:D )
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well, at leat i stayed on topic! :laugh:
Isn't that a ghey-able offense around here? :)
are you jealous of me?
Nope. But apparently people have been 697 times. So maybe I should be.
i double dawg dare you!
I haven't been dared to do something for a long time. Lets see, how does this work then? I say something like, "Yeah right, as if you daring me is going to make me do it." Then you come back with the triple dog dare, is that correct? I apologize, it's been a rather long time since I was in grade school.
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well, at leat i stayed on topic! :laugh:
Isn't that a ghey-able offense around here? :)
are you jealous of me?
Nope. But apparently people have been 697 times. So maybe I should be.
i double dawg dare you!
I haven't been dared to do something for a long time. Lets see, how does this work then? I say something like, "Yeah right, as if you daring me is going to make me do it." Then you come back with the triple dog dare, is that correct? I apologize, it's been a rather long time since I was in grade school.
it's completely up to you. but, i don't think you have the guts.