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Title: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: richard on July 01, 2007, 03:11:39 PM
nothing against you if you are but why would you need to be one? arent you afaraid of being possessed buy something totally evil? do you believe in total evilness? im notacing alot of people with as are witches and and just like to know why :laugh: :)
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: Lucifer on July 01, 2007, 03:19:57 PM
i don't NEED to be anything.  i just am.  and i don't believe there's such a thing as evil, and being possessed isn't everything it's cracked up to be.  :P

:laugh:
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: greendragon on July 01, 2007, 03:28:03 PM
She's a witch! She admitted it burn her >:D
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: richard on July 01, 2007, 03:30:02 PM
i never told anyone this and i really dont care if you believe me or not, but once i was messing around with a ouija board you know just asking it questions like "when will i get married" etc, and i swear something said my name right over the board. i wasnt doing drugs or drinking either :laugh:

it didnt sound like it was a friendly voice either. anyways i believe in evil, not necassarily the christian concept of it but i definlty think theres an evil force in the universe
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: richard on July 01, 2007, 03:31:30 PM
She's a witch! She admitted it burn her >:D
why should we burn her? i think shes cool, and shes probably extremely attractive :eyebrows:
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: Lucifer on July 01, 2007, 03:40:47 PM
She's a witch! She admitted it burn her >:D

oh, i've never heard that before... ::)  :P

and ouija boards/devil worship and all that twaddle are nothing to do with witches, by the way.

why should we burn her? i think shes cool, and shes probably extremely attractive :eyebrows:

no, i still won't show you a photo of my tits, oh Needle Dick the Bug Fucker.
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: richard on July 01, 2007, 03:44:11 PM
well arent we just a little bit hostile, thats ok if you dont sow me your tits, for now...

whats it mean to be a witch though, i'm curious. :)
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: Lucifer on July 01, 2007, 03:48:51 PM
you'll have to ask specifics.  better still have a look at the pagan foundation's website.  or anything by vivienne crowley.
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: richard on July 01, 2007, 03:50:47 PM
well i do know one thing about pagans, there winter festival was right around the time jesus was "apparently born" and to discourage paganism they made his birthday on that exact day. he was born in march or april or something
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: McGiver on July 01, 2007, 05:45:21 PM
i never told anyone this and i really dont care if you believe me or not, but once i was messing around with a ouija board you know just asking it questions like "when will i get married" etc,

wtf kind of question is that for a man to be asking.  are you a girl or something?
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: Tesla on July 01, 2007, 05:53:25 PM
i never told anyone this and i really dont care if you believe me or not, but once i was messing around with a ouija board you know just asking it questions like "when will i get married" etc,

wtf kind of question is that for a man to be asking.  are you a girl or something?
LOL   :plus:
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: DirtDawg on July 01, 2007, 05:58:36 PM
i never told anyone this and i really dont care if you believe me or not, but once i was messing around with a ouija board you know just asking it questions like "when will i get married" etc, and i swear something said my name right over the board. i wasnt doing drugs or drinking either :laugh:

it didnt sound like it was a friendly voice either. anyways i believe in evil, not necassarily the christian concept of it but i definlty think theres an evil force in the universe

It's called entropy.
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: richard on July 01, 2007, 06:48:47 PM
i never told anyone this and i really dont care if you believe me or not, but once i was messing around with a ouija board you know just asking it questions like "when will i get married" etc,
wtf kind of question is that for a man to be asking.  are you a girl or something?
maybe you should ask yerself that question
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: McGiver on July 01, 2007, 07:01:53 PM
i never told anyone this and i really dont care if you believe me or not, but once i was messing around with a ouija board you know just asking it questions like "when will i get married" etc,
wtf kind of question is that for a man to be asking.  are you a girl or something?
maybe you should ask yerself that question
fuck dude, mine just happened.

i wasn't a little boy dreaming about my wedding day and what kind of dress i was going to wear.
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: SovaNu on July 01, 2007, 07:04:44 PM
richard you might wanna not diddle with ouija boards. magic is real and you should be edumacated and shit before you go messing with it. i'm not a witch but i know enough about magic to not fuck with it when i haven't done my homework.
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: Pyraxis on July 01, 2007, 07:46:16 PM
It's called entropy.

Agreed.
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: richard on July 01, 2007, 07:51:39 PM
absolutley not. this was not a tempatures thing, i doubt my fingers were warming up the whatever i had my fingers on and it was sliding across the board when i asked it questions
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: richard on July 01, 2007, 07:54:58 PM
richard you might wanna not diddle with ouija boards. magic is real and you should be edumacated and shit before you go messing with it. i'm not a witch but i know enough about magic to not fuck with it when i haven't done my homework.
i know! i havent messed around with one for a few years, the last time when i actually hear somthing call out my name is the last time :)
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: Calandale on July 01, 2007, 08:16:13 PM
I found wicca, if that's what you're referring to, as annoying
as most religions. Too much reliance on group power. I'd
rather just tap into more potent religions, and utilize their
force, than submit to anything equally demanding yet
weaker.
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: Pyraxis on July 01, 2007, 08:17:36 PM
It's amazing how many of the advantages of religions can be had without buying into the demands.
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: McGiver on July 01, 2007, 09:17:15 PM
richard you might wanna not diddle with ouija boards. magic is real and you should be edumacated and shit before you go messing with it. i'm not a witch but i know enough about magic to not fuck with it when i haven't done my homework.
i know! i havent messed around with one for a few years, the last time when i actually hear somthing call out my name is the last time :)
if my wife starts calling out, "Richard" sould i stop using her?
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: Lucifer on July 01, 2007, 11:30:44 PM
I found wicca, if that's what you're referring to, as annoying
as most religions.

i'm not surprised - from what i know, some of the higher profile wiccan stuff is the states is full of lunatics, even more so than usual.

It's amazing how many of the advantages of religions can be had without buying into the demands.

too right.
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: Scrapheap on July 02, 2007, 12:38:29 AM
...........and i don't believe there's such a thing as evil, ...........

So you don't consider loading 6 million people in cattlecars, and sending them to gas chambers, evil??
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: Lucifer on July 02, 2007, 01:14:09 AM
i don't believe that people have an external locus of control, which means they blame a nebulous concept of "Evil" instead of taking responsibility for their own actions.   i think hitler was a psychopathic maniac, but not evil, cos the concept of both good and evil is a get out clause. 

everything has to be viewed in context, and with intent and awareness into account (otherwise we'd have no "diminished responsibility").

i believe instead in right and wrong, so the Holocaust was massively wrong, and i can say why (which makes the term slightly less nebulous).

saying things are evil is also accepting that they're a given, and is yet another way for people to cop out, so they don't do anything about it.  obviously, i can't go back in time and change the slaughter of 6 million jews (and thousands of gay people, jehovah's witnesses, disabled people, gypsies, etc., etc.), but i can fight for human rights and equal opportunities, in an attempt to stop it happening again.

so, the short answer to your question is "no, i don't," because i don't want to say "ooooh, that was evil.  can't do anything about evil.  what's for breakfast?", i want to say "it was fucking wrong, so what am i going to do about it?"

(i feel as though i have posted this at least eleventeen times before...)
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: Tesla on July 02, 2007, 02:58:20 AM
(http://sa.nextwish.org/Animated/HitlerMelon.gif)
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: SovaNu on July 02, 2007, 04:49:10 AM
i don't believe that people have an external locus of control, which means they blame a nebulous concept of "Evil" instead of taking responsibility for their own actions.   i think hitler was a psychopathic maniac, but not evil, cos the concept of both good and evil is a get out clause. 

everything has to be viewed in context, and with intent and awareness into account (otherwise we'd have no "diminished responsibility").

i believe instead in right and wrong, so the Holocaust was massively wrong, and i can say why (which makes the term slightly less nebulous).

saying things are evil is also accepting that they're a given, and is yet another way for people to cop out, so they don't do anything about it.  obviously, i can't go back in time and change the slaughter of 6 million jews (and thousands of gay people, jehovah's witnesses, disabled people, gypsies, etc., etc.), but i can fight for human rights and equal opportunities, in an attempt to stop it happening again.

so, the short answer to your question is "no, i don't," because i don't want to say "ooooh, that was evil.  can't do anything about evil.  what's for breakfast?", i want to say "it was fucking wrong, so what am i going to do about it?"

(i feel as though i have posted this at least eleventeen times before...)

 :agreed: :plus:
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: SovaNu on July 02, 2007, 04:49:32 AM
It's amazing how many of the advantages of religions can be had without buying into the demands.
:plus:
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: SovaNu on July 02, 2007, 04:50:51 AM
(http://sa.nextwish.org/Animated/HitlerMelon.gif)

 :plus:
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: Mr Smith on July 02, 2007, 05:35:28 AM
Lucifer is cool, so stuffffuuuuooo Bransbum!
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: vodz on July 02, 2007, 05:36:02 AM
'Witches' and other pagans were dubbed evil or 'Satanists' because they were in competition with organised religion, pure and simple.

Pagan worship of goats/cows was 'evil' therefore the face of evil (the devil, Satan) is portrayed as having those animal's features.
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: DirtDawg on July 02, 2007, 05:52:16 AM
It's amazing how many of the advantages of religions can be had without buying into the demands.

 :plus:
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: Lucifer on July 02, 2007, 05:55:26 AM
'Witches' and other pagans were dubbed evil or 'Satanists' because they were in competition with organised religion, pure and simple.

Pagan worship of goats/cows was 'evil' therefore the face of evil (the devil, Satan) is portrayed as having those animal's features.

er, we don't worship goats or cows, either.  trouble is, there's so much misinformation about, and it's all  made even even more complicated by the fact that i suspect there's a witch archetype going on, which means nobody can escape the negative stereotype of the evil witch, cos it's in our unconscious.  (please don't ask me to expand on that, unless you want the full three years worth of research i did to come to that conclusion, lol.  read the book, when it comes out.  :laugh: ).
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: The_P on July 02, 2007, 07:36:52 AM
Well, there's Vivi, who has already explained enough regarding her lifestyle and the tedious stereotypes that comes with it, and there was HG, a former member, who was apparently practicing witchcraft while it coincides with her Hindu faith -- it's an open-minded religion, after all.

I'm not really into the idea of witchcraft, but I'm hardly bothered by it. Then again, I'm not really concerned with other people's way of life, except for when they belittle mine.
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: SovaNu on July 02, 2007, 07:01:41 PM
if i'm anything i'm hindu. it makes the most sense. but really all faiths have some truth in them, even scientology. all faiths share a part of the truth which is why no one religion could ever be satisfying on its own. not to me anyway. they're just guidelines that got twisted into fucked up rules. parables that got taken literally...
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: richard on July 02, 2007, 07:04:22 PM
i like the idea of buddism, and religions from tibet
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: SovaNu on July 02, 2007, 07:05:13 PM
you're richard gere reincarnate.

you shouldn't have kissed Shilpa. :P
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: richard on July 02, 2007, 07:05:49 PM
i'll take that as a complement
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: SovaNu on July 02, 2007, 07:06:27 PM
that's compliment. :P
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: richard on July 02, 2007, 07:07:57 PM
well my fucking shoulder hurts so thats why i cant type :P
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: SovaNu on July 02, 2007, 07:33:24 PM
 ::)
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: Calandale on July 02, 2007, 07:55:26 PM
Richard Gere's dead?
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: McGiver on July 02, 2007, 07:58:39 PM
Richard Gere's dead?
he is to the people of India.
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: richard on July 02, 2007, 08:01:25 PM
::)
dont roll yer eyes at me
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: Calandale on July 02, 2007, 09:36:07 PM
How about if I roll my balls at you?
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: SovaNu on July 03, 2007, 01:54:11 AM
Zomg calandale! :laugh: :plus:

i meant that the karmic punishment for kissing Shilpa is life as Richard. :laugh:

i'm just kidding richard. :-*
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: vodz on July 05, 2007, 09:13:23 AM
'Witches' and other pagans were dubbed evil or 'Satanists' because they were in competition with organised religion, pure and simple.

Pagan worship of goats/cows was 'evil' therefore the face of evil (the devil, Satan) is portrayed as having those animal's features.

er, we don't worship goats or cows, either.  trouble is, there's so much misinformation about, and it's all  made even even more complicated by the fact that i suspect there's a witch archetype going on, which means nobody can escape the negative stereotype of the evil witch, cos it's in our unconscious.  (please don't ask me to expand on that, unless you want the full three years worth of research i did to come to that conclusion, lol.  read the book, when it comes out.  :laugh: ).
Where the fuck did I mention witches worshiping goats or cows, you stupid witch?

And yes, please expand  >:D
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: Lucifer on July 05, 2007, 09:44:33 AM
'Witches' and other pagans were dubbed evil or 'Satanists' because they were in competition with organised religion, pure and simple.

Pagan worship of goats/cows was 'evil' therefore the face of evil (the devil, Satan) is portrayed as having those animal's features.

er, we don't worship goats or cows, either.  trouble is, there's so much misinformation about, and it's all  made even even more complicated by the fact that i suspect there's a witch archetype going on, which means nobody can escape the negative stereotype of the evil witch, cos it's in our unconscious.  (please don't ask me to expand on that, unless you want the full three years worth of research i did to come to that conclusion, lol.  read the book, when it comes out.  :laugh: ).
Where the fuck did I mention witches worshiping goats or cows, you stupid witch?

And yes, please expand  >:D

hellooooooo?
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: The_P on July 05, 2007, 09:55:01 AM
"...please don't ask me to expand on that." Heeeeellllllooooooo? Earth to retard?

Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: vodz on July 05, 2007, 10:01:12 AM
You guys would have looked better as a dribble on your mother's chin.
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: ASpHole on July 05, 2007, 07:34:35 PM
I found wicca, if that's what you're referring to, as annoying
as most religions.

i'm not surprised - from what i know, some of the higher profile wiccan stuff is the states is full of lunatics, even more so than usual.

It's amazing how many of the advantages of religions can be had without buying into the demands.

too right.

I've not read the rest of the thread as of yet, however I'd like to point out that here in The States, any fuckwitted pinhead can read a book on the subject and then decide that they're Wiccan, and call themselves a Third Level Druid , Wizard, Witch what have you. --So yes, You are quite correct about the US being full of lunatics.

One of the things that I find annoying about many stateside Wiccans is their need to appropriate from other traditions ( IE, Chinese, Norse, African, Native American) and proclaim that they are 'Wiccan, or 'Pagan'.  --If you want to use those other traditions fine, learn the cultures of those systems as well as the systems defined by those traditions.

Sorry, rant over.
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: Lucifer on July 06, 2007, 02:37:57 AM
I found wicca, if that's what you're referring to, as annoying
as most religions.

i'm not surprised - from what i know, some of the higher profile wiccan stuff is the states is full of lunatics, even more so than usual.

It's amazing how many of the advantages of religions can be had without buying into the demands.

too right.

I've not read the rest of the thread as of yet, however I'd like to point out that here in The States, any fuckwitted pinhead can read a book on the subject and then decide that they're Wiccan, and call themselves a Third Level Druid , Wizard, Witch what have you. --So yes, You are quite correct about the US being full of lunatics.

One of the things that I find annoying about many stateside Wiccans is their need to appropriate from other traditions ( IE, Chinese, Norse, African, Native American) and proclaim that they are 'Wiccan, or 'Pagan'.  --If you want to use those other traditions fine, learn the cultures of those systems as well as the systems defined by those traditions.

Sorry, rant over.

i absolutely agree there, asphole.  one point, though - wicca/witch/pagan isn't as formal a "spiritual path" (or whatever you want to call it) as others - it's both eclectic and flexible, in outlook and practice.  my own brand takes quite a bit from druidry, some native american stuff, even some hindu and other eastern stuff, various shamanic practices, and tons of jungian psychology.  the whole point with wicca is that you can incorporate different practices into it.  of course, some people take the piss - Klingon Wicca, anyone? - and i agree that one MUST show respect where it's due, and not just pay lip service to whatever culture/tradtion one borrows from: a group i worked with (not wiccan) did the Hopi Dance of Life every morning, and we made sure anyone doing it knew precisely what it meant, where it came from, and showed proper reverence (a bit of a pompous word, but you know what i mean).
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: Calandale on July 06, 2007, 04:52:04 AM
But there IS a mainline Wicca (at least in the US).
I'm not thrilled with where it goes. I suspect
that lucifer's version is a lot closer to what I
believe, than what is pandered to the miltary.
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: Lucifer on July 06, 2007, 05:39:09 AM
But there IS a mainline Wicca (at least in the US).
I'm not thrilled with where it goes. I suspect
that lucifer's version is a lot closer to what I
believe, than what is pandered to the miltary.

yep - there are wiccans here who have decided there are strict rules and regs about the practice of it.  we call them wiccan fundies.  they're knobs, mainly, either on an ego trip, or without the first clue about the whole witch thing, or trying to be "dangerous" interesting.  ::)
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: Calandale on July 06, 2007, 05:41:10 AM
Cool. I was really disturbed by
the thought that you might
belong to that crap.
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: Lucifer on July 06, 2007, 05:43:54 AM
Cool. I was really disturbed by
the thought that you might
belong to that crap.

you mean you actually gave a toss about what i thought?  my word, i am almost amazed.
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: SovaNu on July 06, 2007, 07:41:43 AM
i absolutely agree there, asphole.  one point, though - wicca/witch/pagan isn't as formal a "spiritual path" (or whatever you want to call it) as others - it's both eclectic and flexible, in outlook and practice.  my own brand takes quite a bit from druidry, some native american stuff, even some hindu and other eastern stuff, various shamanic practices, and tons of jungian psychology.  the whole point with wicca is that you can incorporate different practices into it.  of course, some people take the piss - Klingon Wicca, anyone? -

my form of hinduism is also flexible like that. i just say i'm hindu because i love hinduism and i think it's gotten the most right and stayed the most clear and untwisted out of any religion. but really i'm a new ager, as in i take from anything that feels true to me the parts that feel true. my own inner guidance is what i listen to most, but when i can't hear it i turn to the people i trust and teachings that ring true to me. why limit yourself to one rigid rulebook when life's really not that simple?
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: willow on July 06, 2007, 08:53:08 AM
nothing against you if you are but why would you need to be one? arent you afaraid of being possessed buy something totally evil? do you believe in total evilness? im notacing alot of people with as are witches and and just like to know why :laugh: :)

ever think to research something even a little bit before you open your talking hole?

no, I'm not afraid of being possessed by something totally evil.
I eat Totally Evil Things for snacks.
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: willow on July 06, 2007, 08:55:31 AM
Cool. I was really disturbed by
the thought
that you might
belong to that crap.


who are you and what have you done with calandale?
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: The_P on July 06, 2007, 08:57:07 AM
nothing against you if you are but why would you need to be one? arent you afaraid of being possessed buy something totally evil? do you believe in total evilness? im notacing alot of people with as are witches and and just like to know why :laugh: :)

ever think to research something even a little bit before you open your talking hole?

no, I'm not afraid of being possessed by something totally evil.
I eat Totally Evil Things for snacks.

Hello, American Vetivert.
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: Lucifer on July 06, 2007, 08:59:49 AM
not everybody knows who that is on here, pea.  best change it to "lucifer".
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: willow on July 06, 2007, 09:00:06 AM
nothing against you if you are but why would you need to be one? arent you afaraid of being possessed buy something totally evil? do you believe in total evilness? im notacing alot of people with as are witches and and just like to know why :laugh: :)

ever think to research something even a little bit before you open your talking hole?

no, I'm not afraid of being possessed by something totally evil.
I eat Totally Evil Things for snacks.

Hello, American Vetivert.


you cut me to the quick.


wait, whilst I grab a witchy book and ask it what I should do to you, now.
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: willow on July 06, 2007, 09:01:07 AM
not everybody knows who that is on here, pea.  best change it to "lucifer".

why are you awake so damned early..and why are you not manhandling me yet?
you know I like a good manhandling.
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: Lucifer on July 06, 2007, 09:03:48 AM
not everybody knows who that is on here, pea.  best change it to "lucifer".

why are you awake so damned early..and why are you not manhandling me yet?
you know I like a good manhandling.

:rofl:  it's four in the afternoon here, you daft crone!  :laugh:

anyway, i'd never manhandle YOU.  i'd much prefer to womanhandle you.  or even witchhandle.   :eyebrows:

(by the way, pea was comparing you to me.  me = vetivert).
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: richard on July 06, 2007, 09:04:54 AM
i think witches are hot, especially the charmed ones :eyebrows:
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: willow on July 06, 2007, 09:06:39 AM
not everybody knows who that is on here, pea.  best change it to "lucifer".

why are you awake so damned early..and why are you not manhandling me yet?
you know I like a good manhandling.

:rofl:  it's four in the afternoon here, you daft crone!  :laugh:

anyway, i'd never manhandle YOU.  i'd much prefer to womanhandle you.  or even witchhandle.   :eyebrows:

(by the way, pea was comparing you to me.  me = vetivert).


I thought he was calling me a piece of grass. :P



oh, yeah. I counted backwards instead of forwards. :P I TOLD you I suck with time zones. :laugh:


witchhandle me away!
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: willow on July 06, 2007, 09:07:01 AM
i think witches are hot, especially the charmed ones :eyebrows:


can I slap you now...or must I wait until after noon?
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: Lucifer on July 06, 2007, 09:09:35 AM
not everybody knows who that is on here, pea.  best change it to "lucifer".

why are you awake so damned early..and why are you not manhandling me yet?
you know I like a good manhandling.

:rofl:  it's four in the afternoon here, you daft crone!  :laugh:

anyway, i'd never manhandle YOU.  i'd much prefer to womanhandle you.  or even witchhandle.   :eyebrows:

(by the way, pea was comparing you to me.  me = vetivert).


I thought he was calling me a piece of grass. :P



oh, yeah. I counted backwards instead of forwards. :P I TOLD you I suck with time zones. :laugh:


witchhandle me away!

broomhandle?

and don't bother sucking at time zones, when there's loads more interesting things to suck, dreamgirl.

i think witches are hot, especially the charmed ones :eyebrows:


can I slap you now...or must I wait until after noon?

leave him to his moronic fantasies, hon.  after all, the charmed lot are no more witches than he is.  ::)
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: richard on July 06, 2007, 09:33:12 AM
yes i know its a tv show, i can see you take your being a witch very seriously, almost as seriously as i wanna have sex with the charmed ones :laugh:
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: Lucifer on July 06, 2007, 09:53:57 AM
yes i know its a tv show, i can see you take your being a witch very seriously, almost as seriously as i wanna have sex with the charmed ones :laugh:

i might take witchery seriously, but i hope to fuck i don't take myself that seriously, otherwise i'd be just another fundie.  if you can't laugh at yourself, you're an arse.
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: DirtDawg on July 06, 2007, 10:11:38 AM
yes i know its a tv show, i can see you take your being a witch very seriously, almost as seriously as i wanna have sex with the charmed ones :laugh:

i might take witchery seriously, but i hope to fuck i don't take myself that seriously, otherwise i'd be just another fundie.  if you can't laugh at yourself, you're an arse.

 :plus:

(typical - the first time I see Lucifer today, I plus her again)
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: Lucifer on July 06, 2007, 10:19:25 AM
ta, hon - i could do with cheering up.  :(
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: willow on July 06, 2007, 11:14:45 AM
yes i know its a tv show, i can see you take your being a witch very seriously, almost as seriously as i wanna have sex with the charmed ones :laugh:

i might take witchery seriously, but i hope to fuck i don't take myself that seriously, otherwise i'd be just another fundie.  if you can't laugh at yourself, you're an arse.

QFT  :plus:
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: richard on July 06, 2007, 11:44:59 AM
well yes owning a retard is so hard to do :laugh:


 :plus: :plus: :plus: :plus: :plus: :plus: :plus: :plus:
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: odeon on July 06, 2007, 12:28:23 PM
She's a witch! She admitted it burn her >:D
why should we burn her? i think shes cool, and shes probably extremely attractive :eyebrows:

She is.
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: richard on July 06, 2007, 12:52:08 PM
o rly. post her pictures please!
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: odeon on July 06, 2007, 12:56:58 PM
o rly. post her pictures please!

Dream on.
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: Lucifer on July 06, 2007, 01:38:48 PM
o rly. post her pictures please!

Dream on.

:laugh:  you're nicking all my phrases!   :-*
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: richard on July 06, 2007, 01:58:40 PM
i want to come in yer panties!
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: Lucifer on July 06, 2007, 02:35:36 PM
i'll buy some 'specially, and send you them - still in the packet.  ::)
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: richard on July 06, 2007, 02:39:00 PM
im confused. (but as a retard you'd expect that) right?
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: DirtDawg on July 06, 2007, 02:40:48 PM
ta, hon - i could do with cheering up.  :(



 :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*
You'll have to tell me where .....


(hope it's nothing serious   :'()
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: Lucifer on July 06, 2007, 02:41:11 PM
im confused. (but as a retard you'd expect that) right?

yes, dear.  you just carry on dreaming.
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: Lucifer on July 06, 2007, 02:42:39 PM
ta, hon - i could do with cheering up.  :(



 :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*
You'll have to tell me where .....


(hope it's nothing serious   :'()

ooh, wherever you like.  ;)

and it's much better now, and thank you for being so solicitous - you're an absolute darl'.   :-*
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: DirtDawg on July 06, 2007, 02:43:27 PM
well yes owning a retard is so hard to do :laugh:


 :plus: :plus: :plus: :plus: :plus: :plus: :plus: :plus:

Richard, if you think that was being pwned or whatever, you  have an education coming. So far, you are still a freebird.
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: DirtDawg on July 06, 2007, 02:45:27 PM
ta, hon - i could do with cheering up.  :(



 :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*
You'll have to tell me where .....


(hope it's nothing serious   :'()

ooh, wherever you like.  ;)

and it's much better now, and thank you for being so solicitous - you're an absolute darl'.   :-*

Solicitous = overly available, willing, able, ready, waiting ...
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: Lucifer on July 06, 2007, 02:46:30 PM
ta, hon - i could do with cheering up.  :(



 :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*
You'll have to tell me where .....


(hope it's nothing serious   :'()

ooh, wherever you like.  ;)

and it's much better now, and thank you for being so solicitous - you're an absolute darl'.   :-*

Solicitous = overly available, willing, able, ready, waiting ...

you're denying any of this?  (except for the first one, which seems overly harsh).  damn - and i thought...

;)
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: odeon on July 06, 2007, 03:03:29 PM
i want to come in yer panties!

That's a killer pickup line, Richard.
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: Lucifer on July 06, 2007, 03:15:47 PM
i want to come in yer panties!

That's a killer pickup line, Richard.

/dies.

/coughs herself into a blur.

/drops fag, wine and self on floor.

 :plus:
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: DirtDawg on July 06, 2007, 03:21:48 PM
ta, hon - i could do with cheering up.  :(



 :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*
You'll have to tell me where .....


(hope it's nothing serious   :'()

ooh, wherever you like.  ;)

and it's much better now, and thank you for being so solicitous - you're an absolute darl'.   :-*

Solicitous = overly available, willing, able, ready, waiting ...

you're denying any of this?  (except for the first one, which seems overly harsh).  damn - and i thought...

;)
The first one is a bit of a hang, at times.

 :angel:
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: Lucifer on July 06, 2007, 03:46:10 PM
i'm sure we could arrange something.   :angel:
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: willow on July 06, 2007, 03:52:08 PM
i want to come in yer panties!


I be the girls line up for miles... ::)
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: Lucifer on July 06, 2007, 03:56:40 PM
:rofl:

in which direction?  towards or away?

Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: richard on July 06, 2007, 04:00:41 PM
twords, you lesbians
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: willow on July 06, 2007, 04:04:07 PM
twords, you lesbians


k, misogynistic faggot.


(see what I did, there?) 
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: Lucifer on July 06, 2007, 04:05:09 PM
it's better than watching paint dry, isn't it?  just.
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: willow on July 06, 2007, 04:06:22 PM
it's better than watching paint dry, isn't it?  just.


what are you doing up so...late? :P


Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: richard on July 06, 2007, 04:08:34 PM
it's better than watching paint dry, isn't it?  just.
not really
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: Lucifer on July 06, 2007, 04:10:20 PM
it's better than watching paint dry, isn't it?  just.


what are you doing up so...late? :P




utterly wankered.  check yer PMs.   :-*
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: willow on July 06, 2007, 04:13:44 PM
it's better than watching paint dry, isn't it?  just.


what are you doing up so...late? :P




utterly wankered.  check yer PMs.   :-*


just did. :(

 :-*
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: Lucifer on July 06, 2007, 04:19:41 PM
ta, hon.  now, leeeeeeeeeeeeeet's...

PARTY!

 :glug:
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: richard on July 06, 2007, 04:49:48 PM
two girls doing it is gross
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: Lucifer on July 06, 2007, 04:51:02 PM
fuck off and don't watch, then, lightweight.  :P
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: DirtDawg on July 06, 2007, 04:52:43 PM
it's better than watching paint dry, isn't it?  just.


what are you doing up so...late? :P




You seem to concerned with getting her to bed on time.

It's in the water here, I think.
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: DirtDawg on July 06, 2007, 04:53:31 PM
two girls doing it is gross

Phomohobe.

I just can't think of anything for you, Richard. You're on your own.
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: SovaNu on July 06, 2007, 04:54:40 PM
straight guys like lesbians. that makes richard... :P
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: richard on July 06, 2007, 04:56:13 PM
fuck off and don't watch, then, lightweight.  :P
i cant i have OCD! :laugh: ::)
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: willow on July 06, 2007, 06:27:54 PM
two girls doing it is gross


do you know that you are a big douche, or are you in the dark on that?
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: El on July 06, 2007, 06:30:00 PM
two girls doing it is gross


do you know that you are a big douche, or are you in the dark on that?
I didn't think that douches were usually sentient at all, let alone self-aware.
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: willow on July 06, 2007, 06:31:44 PM
two girls doing it is gross


do you know that you are a big douche, or are you in the dark on that?
I didn't think that douches were usually sentient at all, let alone self-aware.

 :plus:
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: Lucifer on July 06, 2007, 06:35:21 PM
:laugh:

GREAT name for a band:

The Sentient Douche.
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: El on July 06, 2007, 06:36:56 PM
:laugh:

GREAT name for a band:

The Sentient Douche.

 :plus:
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: maldoror on July 06, 2007, 06:37:30 PM
:laugh:

GREAT name for a band:

The Sentient Douche.

Or a horror movie.
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: El on July 06, 2007, 06:38:14 PM
:laugh:

GREAT name for a band:

The Sentient Douche.

Or a horror movie.


... and a  :plus: for you as well.
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: Lucifer on July 06, 2007, 06:42:25 PM
:laugh:

GREAT name for a band:

The Sentient Douche.

Or a horror movie.


... and a  :plus: for you as well.

 :agreed:
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: richard on July 06, 2007, 06:44:39 PM
maldoror is cute but all of the rest of you are UGLY, so im locking this thread
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: renaeden on July 07, 2007, 08:45:34 AM
i of course, some people take the piss - Klingon Wicca, anyone? -
:laugh:
why limit yourself to one rigid rulebook when life's really not that simple?
QFT and :agreed:
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: richard on July 07, 2007, 10:29:08 AM
since im so cool ive decided to unlock :laugh:
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: DirtDawg on July 07, 2007, 11:10:20 AM
since im so cool ive decided to unlock :laugh:

Unlocking is very cool, but it does not offset the emo-ness of locking it in the first place. Keep trying to be cool, though.
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: McGiver on July 07, 2007, 11:32:29 AM
since im so cool ive decided to unlock :laugh:

Unlocking is very cool, but it does not offset the emo-ness of locking it in the first place. Keep trying to be cool, though.
bah-haw!
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: Calandale on July 07, 2007, 05:59:14 PM
since im so cool ive decided to unlock :laugh:

Thanks. Forgot what I was going to say though.
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: SovaNu on July 07, 2007, 07:31:17 PM
if an average straight man loves gay girls... what is richard who thinks it's disgusting? :P
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: Calandale on July 07, 2007, 09:13:41 PM
Stupid.
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: richard on July 07, 2007, 09:13:49 PM
lets just call me "i do whatever i want" untill we figure it out
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: richard on July 07, 2007, 09:14:42 PM
Stupid.
no, stereotypes are stupid
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: Calandale on July 07, 2007, 09:15:34 PM
Stupid.
no, stereotypes are stupid

Yes massa.
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: richard on July 07, 2007, 09:16:56 PM
you pull this shit again and you dont eat for a week and you get extra chores
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: willow on July 07, 2007, 10:57:24 PM
you pull this shit again and you dont eat for a week and you get extra chores


shut your talking hole.
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: Calandale on July 08, 2007, 12:49:52 AM
you pull this shit again and you dont eat for a week and you get extra chores


shut your talking hole.

And open the useful one,
dickles, dear.
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: Lucifer on July 08, 2007, 02:22:42 AM
you pull this shit again and you dont eat for a week and you get extra chores


shut your talking hole.

And open the useful one,
dickles, dear.

same difference, in his case.  and neither's near his face.
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: SovaNu on July 08, 2007, 02:33:59 AM
hmph. doesn't anyone get i called him ghey? :P
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: Alex179 on July 08, 2007, 02:37:04 AM
hmph. doesn't anyone get i called him ghey? :P

I am pretty sure they did.   Well everyone probably thinks that about Richard with his posts sometimes.   You can only hate women so much. 
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: Calandale on July 08, 2007, 02:56:53 AM
hmph. doesn't anyone get i called him ghey? :P

From you that's a compliment, though.
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: SovaNu on July 08, 2007, 02:58:14 AM
yeah but to him it's not so i can use it as an insult.
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: DirtDawg on July 08, 2007, 04:49:14 AM
hmph. doesn't anyone get i called him ghey? :P

Instantly.
 ;D
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: McGiver on July 08, 2007, 11:31:06 AM
hmph. doesn't anyone get i called him ghey? :P
i just like the word hmph.
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: richard on July 08, 2007, 11:51:09 AM
you pull this shit again and you dont eat for a week and you get extra chores


shut your talking hole.

And open the useful one,
dickles, dear.

same difference, in his case.  and neither's near his face.
wow great raps son
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: McGiver on July 08, 2007, 01:20:05 PM
that's soooo ghey!
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: richard on July 08, 2007, 01:22:09 PM
you are ghey! wheres the pictures of yer wife at bitch? i need to comment on her pictures as soon as possible
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: Calandale on July 08, 2007, 08:43:17 PM
I thought you WERE his wife,
the way you two carry on.
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: willow on July 08, 2007, 10:53:05 PM
I thought you WERE his wife,
the way you two carry on.

you know you want them.
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: Calandale on July 08, 2007, 11:10:16 PM
I thought you WERE his wife,
the way you two carry on.

you know you want them.

Only if McJ loosens me up,
before I have to face Richard's.

Reminds me too much of a wish
that my psycho ex had.
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: richard on July 08, 2007, 11:11:47 PM
im really a swell guy cal, unless i think yer a double agent ::)
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: Calandale on July 08, 2007, 11:29:52 PM
im really a swelled guy, unless i try thinking ::)

fixed.
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: richard on July 08, 2007, 11:33:21 PM
you know you dont get shit for fixing someones spelling on the internet dont you
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: Calandale on July 08, 2007, 11:38:32 PM
you know you dont get shit for fixing someones spelling on the internet dont you

I get an erection.
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: McGiver on July 09, 2007, 06:50:32 AM
you are ghey! wheres the pictures of yer wife at bitch? i need to comment on her pictures as soon as possible
you call me ghey, and then you tell me that i am married to a woman.
which is it?
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: Lucifer on July 09, 2007, 07:46:49 AM
you are ghey! wheres the pictures of yer wife at bitch? i need to comment on her pictures as soon as possible
you call me ghey, and then you tell me that i am married to a woman.
which is it?

perhaps your wife is ghey too, McJ.  then it would all be okay.

;)

:rofl:
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: richard on July 09, 2007, 05:37:37 PM
you are ghey! wheres the pictures of yer wife at bitch? i need to comment on her pictures as soon as possible
you call me ghey, and then you tell me that i am married to a woman.
which is it?
:laugh:
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: Scrapheap on July 09, 2007, 05:39:35 PM
you are ghey! wheres the pictures of yer wife at bitch? i need to comment on her pictures as soon as possible
you call me ghey, and then you tell me that i am married to a woman.
which is it?

perhaps your wife is ghey too, McJ.  then it would all be okay.

;)

:rofl:

McJ is raising the next generation of mailmen in that case.  :laugh:
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: willow on July 10, 2007, 09:08:40 AM
im really a swelled guy, unless i try thinking ::)

fixed.

 :plus: :plus:
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: Leto729 on July 10, 2007, 05:20:53 PM
I had this game once.

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Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: SovaNu on July 10, 2007, 08:52:34 PM
omg. it looks like i would have really loved it as a kid. too bad my old adult brain would probably enjoy it less.
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: Calandale on July 10, 2007, 09:04:13 PM
I have a copy of it.

It's not a bad game at all.
A pretty good introduction
to the genre.
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: SovaNu on July 10, 2007, 09:05:56 PM
what genre?
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: willow on July 10, 2007, 09:06:18 PM
what genre?


pimps and hos.
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: Calandale on July 10, 2007, 09:06:42 PM
what genre?

Fantasy board wargames.
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: SovaNu on July 10, 2007, 09:10:09 PM
i love fantasy stuff.
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: Calandale on July 10, 2007, 09:18:57 PM
Me too. The problem with fantasy games
though, is that the designers try and make
them too 'pure' rather than putting the
kinds of details that go into a lot of the
historical ones.
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: SovaNu on July 10, 2007, 09:35:12 PM
what do you mean by pure?
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: Lucifer on July 10, 2007, 11:50:41 PM
me.  i am the very quiddity of pure.  purity personified.  i may even change my sig, or something.
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: Tesla on July 11, 2007, 04:24:21 PM
 :rofl: :LMAO: :D :LOL:
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: Lucifer on July 11, 2007, 04:31:51 PM
:rofl: :LMAO: :D :LOL:

er, are you trying to suggest something, by any chance, young man?
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: Leto729 on July 11, 2007, 04:40:10 PM
I am a Wizard so there. :razz:
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: Tesla on July 11, 2007, 05:33:05 PM
:rofl: :LMAO: :D :LOL:

er, are you trying to suggest something, by any chance, young man?
No.  No... not at all.  I just thought of a joke I heard earlier today.
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: Lucifer on July 11, 2007, 05:36:08 PM
ooooh, do tell!  :cheer:

/looks interested
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: Tesla on July 11, 2007, 05:48:50 PM
What would Marilyn Monroe be doing right now if she was alive?
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: SovaNu on July 11, 2007, 05:53:05 PM
sleeping in her push up.
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: Lucifer on July 11, 2007, 05:55:11 PM
What would Marilyn Monroe be doing right now if she was alive?

:LMAO:

lying in her garden, i should think.  :P
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: Tesla on July 11, 2007, 06:00:11 PM
What would Marilyn Monroe be doing right now if she was alive?

:LMAO:

lying in her garden, i should think.  :P
:-*
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: SovaNu on July 11, 2007, 06:01:13 PM
*is out of the loop*
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: Lucifer on July 11, 2007, 06:07:22 PM
What would Marilyn Monroe be doing right now if she was alive?

:LMAO:

lying in her garden, i should think.  :P
:-*

oh yeah?  c'mere and say that, if you think you're 'ard enough.  :P
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: Lucifer on July 11, 2007, 06:08:53 PM
*is out of the loop*

(it's okay - just pretend.  that's what i do).
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: SovaNu on July 11, 2007, 06:09:49 PM
but i'm too curious. :P
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: Tesla on July 11, 2007, 06:14:00 PM
What would Marilyn Monroe be doing right now if she was alive?

:LMAO:

lying in her garden, i should think.  :P
:-*

oh yeah?  c'mere and say that, if you think you're 'ard enough.  :P
If I'm what enough??   :eyebrows:
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: Tesla on July 11, 2007, 06:14:37 PM
but i'm too curious. :P
The answer is: "Clawing at the lid of her coffin."
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: El on July 11, 2007, 06:25:58 PM
but i'm too curious. :P
The answer is: "Clawing at the lid of her coffin."

It had to be said.
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: Lucifer on July 11, 2007, 06:29:01 PM
why?  WHY ?!
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: El on July 11, 2007, 06:31:02 PM
why?  WHY ?!

To make you ask silly questions.
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: SovaNu on July 11, 2007, 06:32:18 PM
so dummies can laugh too.
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: Lucifer on July 11, 2007, 06:32:29 PM
 :-X
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: Calandale on July 11, 2007, 07:10:06 PM
what do you mean by pure?

Simple systems to handle everything.
Never works with historical games, without
making them miss major issues - at least in
strategic ones. Fantasy games can do so,
because they are usually written up out
of more or less whole cloth.
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: SovaNu on July 11, 2007, 08:50:14 PM
Tesla give us some sugar.
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: Tesla on July 11, 2007, 10:42:20 PM
Tesla give us some sugar.
I've got some equal packets... will that do?

(http://www.coffeecow.com/images/products/1840.JPG)
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Post by: Lucifer on July 12, 2007, 02:13:05 AM
yuck.  additives.  :(
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: SovaNu on July 12, 2007, 05:51:54 AM
those won't do. we want the real thing. :-*
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: Lucifer on July 12, 2007, 05:53:37 AM
yeah.  cake and chocolate and gorgeous people to lick them off.

whoops - brain forgot to ascend from the nethers, there.   :-[
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: SovaNu on July 12, 2007, 05:54:56 AM
Tesla and Original Tesla can lick each other. chocolatecake wrestle.
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: Lucifer on July 12, 2007, 05:55:48 AM
excuse me?  chocolate cake and i'm not involved?  i don't think SO.
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: Tesla on July 12, 2007, 06:00:26 AM
I abhor artificial sweeteners, and anything containing them.  I once had the opportunity to spend some time at a sugar farm in Florida, the warehouse they stored the soon to be refined sugar had a pigeon infestation... directly above the mountains of sugar.

<preheats the oven for the baking of chocolate cake>

AS time:  Tesla was celibate, he had a real problem touching and being touched.  He also believed his celibacy improved his mental faculties.  Kinda like George in that one episode of Seinfeld.
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: Lucifer on July 12, 2007, 06:01:30 AM
see?  told you.  's obvious i need to be involved, innit?  purely in a spirit of helpfulness, obviously.
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Post by: El on July 12, 2007, 07:32:57 AM
see?  told you.  's obvious i need to be involved, innit?  purely in a spirit of helpfulness, obviously.

I :heart: immersion therapy.
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: Lucifer on July 12, 2007, 07:38:02 AM
chocolate immersion?

oh.

my.

god.

i think i've just had a chocasm.   :drool:
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Post by: SovaNu on July 12, 2007, 01:50:59 PM
excuse me?  chocolate cake and i'm not involved?  i don't think SO.

we can watch. you can have some chocolate cake too. :P would you like to lick it off me? :eyelash:
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Post by: SovaNu on July 12, 2007, 01:53:22 PM
I abhor artificial sweeteners, and anything containing them.  I once had the opportunity to spend some time at a sugar farm in Florida, the warehouse they stored the soon to be refined sugar had a pigeon infestation... directly above the mountains of sugar.

<preheats the oven for the baking of chocolate cake>

AS time:  Tesla was celibate, he had a real problem touching and being touched.  He also believed his celibacy improved his mental faculties.  Kinda like George in that one episode of Seinfeld.

i love Tesla, he was so OCD.

lol, i love when they do that on Seinfeld. Elaine gets stupid. orgasms are for girls!
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: Lucifer on July 12, 2007, 01:59:40 PM
excuse me?  chocolate cake and i'm not involved?  i don't think SO.

we can watch. you can have some chocolate cake too. :P would you like to lick it off me? :eyelash:

does the shit pope in the woods?
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Post by: SovaNu on July 12, 2007, 02:06:13 PM
do you even have to ask? :P
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Post by: Lucifer on July 12, 2007, 02:08:16 PM
so let me get this right - i'm having a chocolate cake wrestling match with tesla, then i'm licking some off you?

am i dreaming?  whatever the fuck you do, DON'T WAKE ME UP!!!

:woohoo:
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: SovaNu on July 12, 2007, 02:09:46 PM
 :laugh:

you've died and gone to hell. :P
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Post by: Lucifer on July 12, 2007, 02:13:39 PM
:LMAO:

 :plus:
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Post by: SovaNu on July 12, 2007, 04:07:28 PM
 :green:
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: Alex179 on July 12, 2007, 04:45:51 PM
In a thread in the sex forums I suggested chocolate as something that could be used in sex (well honey too).   Well I didn't go as far as to say cover people in chocolate, but that was where I was headed lol.   Who doesn't love chocolate?   I think Lucifer in that thread said she preferred the natural flavours.   Change your mind some?
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Post by: SovaNu on July 12, 2007, 04:46:52 PM
what are you jobbering about? what's more natural than brown heroin?
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Post by: Lucifer on July 12, 2007, 04:59:31 PM
the silly man is deranged, darl' - ignore him.  ::)
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: Alex179 on July 12, 2007, 05:00:18 PM
what are you jobbering about? what's more natural than brown heroin?

I think she was referring to the natural flavours generated while peforming oral sex.   I would rather lick chocolate or honey off of a woman myself haha.   I could be mistaken.   It is true that chocolate is natural, just not something that naturally is a flavour that occurs while having sex.   Natural sex flavours = sweat, cum, piss (sometimes lol), etc.
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: Lucifer on July 12, 2007, 05:02:14 PM
hallelujah!  he's put his brain in the right way, now.

:laugh:
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Post by: willow on July 12, 2007, 07:09:02 PM
In a thread in the sex forums I suggested chocolate as something that could be used in sex (well honey too).   Well I didn't go as far as to say cover people in chocolate, but that was where I was headed lol.   Who doesn't love chocolate?   I think Lucifer in that thread said she preferred the natural flavours.   Change your mind some?


down with anything sticky.
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: Tesla on July 12, 2007, 08:37:16 PM
In a thread in the sex forums I suggested chocolate as something that could be used in sex (well honey too).   Well I didn't go as far as to say cover people in chocolate, but that was where I was headed lol.   Who doesn't love chocolate?   I think Lucifer in that thread said she preferred the natural flavours.   Change your mind some?


down with anything sticky.
Me too.
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: Lucifer on July 13, 2007, 02:47:10 AM
:laugh:

yep, me three.  all that mess, but how much fun cleaning it up?   :eyebrows:

peaches and mangoes... mmmmmmmmmmmm...
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Post by: Calandale on July 13, 2007, 05:57:38 AM
In a thread in the sex forums I suggested chocolate as something that could be used in sex (well honey too).   Well I didn't go as far as to say cover people in chocolate, but that was where I was headed lol.   Who doesn't love chocolate?   I think Lucifer in that thread said she preferred the natural flavours.   Change your mind some?


down with anything sticky.
Me too.

Yes. Down with you too.

Down and dirty.
Title: Re: alright how many witches are on this board
Post by: El on July 13, 2007, 06:54:01 AM
what are you jobbering about? what's more natural than brown heroin?

 :plus:
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Post by: Alex179 on July 13, 2007, 11:50:09 AM
Sounds like an orgy of sorts, having that many people involved in chocolate fun.  Kind of like a human sundae, or a pudding filled pool.   The chocolate cake thing works of course too.   Giant dessert orgy lol.