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Title: Post something tasty
Post by: Mr Smith on July 01, 2007, 01:50:45 AM
For all food lovers out there.

Today Tara is leaving my work, so I decided to bake her a cake for us to have a party later. Here it is, It's just a simple sponge with cream and jam in the middle, and icing with chocolate and cream, and pebbles on the top.

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Title: Re: Post something tasty
Post by: Lucifer on July 01, 2007, 01:52:12 AM
i'm leaving work, sometime in the next few years - can i have a cake, please?

oh, and it's my b'day in december - can i have a cake please?
Title: Re: Post something tasty
Post by: Mr Smith on July 01, 2007, 01:53:13 AM
i'm leaving work, sometime in the next few years - can i have a cake, please?

oh, and it's my b'day in december - can i have a cake please?

How about some lollies? I'll post you those. What kind of lollies do you like?
Title: Re: Post something tasty
Post by: Eclair on July 01, 2007, 01:54:37 AM
Don't go much for a big slice of cake, but really want to lick that chocolate and eat those smarties.  

So nice of you to make a cake for someone.  Cooking something for someone is such a nice thought...it's your time and patience all rolled into something yummy.
Title: Re: Post something tasty
Post by: Lucifer on July 01, 2007, 01:59:48 AM
nooooo, i don't eat sweets, only cake or chocolate.  i want cakes!

(bless you - that's so generous of you, blob.   :-*  i'm only joking).
Title: Re: Post something tasty
Post by: McGiver on July 01, 2007, 04:06:30 AM
(http://www.clairesgourmet.com/august/chocolate-eclair-Big.jpg)
i can only imagine.
Title: Re: Post something tasty
Post by: Eclair on July 01, 2007, 04:10:34 AM
(http://www.clairesgourmet.com/august/chocolate-eclair-Big.jpg)
i can only imagine.

I'm much sweeter and tastier!  And capable of giving much more pleasure.  ;)
Title: Re: Post something tasty
Post by: duncvis on July 01, 2007, 04:14:24 AM
Holland's Pies are proper tasty.  ;D

(http://www.hollandspies.co.uk/images/products/homechipshop.jpg)
Title: Re: Post something tasty
Post by: Calandale on July 01, 2007, 05:00:06 AM
Damn, looks like the perfect time for someone to
post their meat.
Title: Re: Post something tasty
Post by: Kosmonaut on July 01, 2007, 05:07:03 AM
(http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x28/kp600/t1.gif)
Title: Re: Post something tasty
Post by: McGiver on July 01, 2007, 05:12:05 AM
dammit.
Title: Re: Post something tasty
Post by: Lucifer on July 01, 2007, 07:09:06 AM
(http://blogging.la/archives/images/2006/08/bla-figgorge-thumb.jpg)
Title: Re: Post something tasty
Post by: The_P on July 01, 2007, 08:11:30 AM
What are those? I never had them before.
Title: Re: Post something tasty
Post by: Lucifer on July 01, 2007, 08:20:01 AM
fresh figs.  they're divine.

and who are you? 

signed:  Confused of Britain
Title: Re: Post something tasty
Post by: El on July 01, 2007, 09:29:12 AM
Anybody ever have whoopie pies?  Absolutely horrible for you.  Reccommended.

The "classic":

(http://www.wickedwhoopies.com/photos/22lg_classic.jpg)

And my personal favorite (of many available varities/perversions), the chocolate chip:
(http://www.wickedwhoopies.com/photos/24lg_chip.jpg)

And, because it just SOUNDS good, a chocolate orgasm:
(http://www.rosiesbakery.com/image.aspx?src=/products/prodimages/valentineorgasm.jpg&height=600)
Title: Re: Post something tasty
Post by: Soph on July 01, 2007, 09:37:20 AM
I had coco pops for my breakfast.
Title: Re: Post something tasty
Post by: Mr Smith on July 01, 2007, 09:41:05 AM
Anybody ever have whoopie pies?  Absolutely horrible for you.  Reccommended.

The "classic":

(http://www.wickedwhoopies.com/photos/22lg_classic.jpg)

And my personal favorite (of many available varities/perversions), the chocolate chip:
(http://www.wickedwhoopies.com/photos/24lg_chip.jpg)

And, because it just SOUNDS good, a chocolate orgasm:
(http://www.rosiesbakery.com/image.aspx?src=/products/prodimages/valentineorgasm.jpg&height=600)

Oh my. Those look sooooooooooo good. Funny name though, why are they called that?
Title: Re: Post something tasty
Post by: El on July 01, 2007, 09:43:03 AM

Oh my. Those look sooooooooooo good. Funny name though, why are they called that?

Because that's what you say when you taste them.   :green:
Title: Re: Post something tasty
Post by: Lucifer on July 01, 2007, 10:45:34 AM
cos they look like cowpats, a.k.a. whoopsies.
Title: Re: Post something tasty
Post by: Tesla on July 01, 2007, 10:58:27 AM
A local restaurant here makes this amazing flour less chocolate cake, with strawberry and mango sauces, and a large dollop of real whipped cream.  It is divine.
(http://www.deliciousdelicious.com/archives/Morning%20choc.jpg)

*EDIT*: Does using the word divine make me gay?
Title: Re: Post something tasty
Post by: Lucifer on July 01, 2007, 11:03:15 AM
*EDIT*: Does using the word divine make me gay?

no, cos that means i would be too.  still, i s'pose that means we could do sex at each other,if we were both gay?

i think i'd have to do sex at that cake, mind you.  eat it, and let it fuck my brains out.  possibly simultaneously.  :drool:
Title: Re: Post something tasty
Post by: Tesla on July 01, 2007, 11:12:02 AM
*EDIT*: Does using the word divine make me gay?

no, cos that means i would be too.  still, i s'pose that means we could do sex at each other,if we were both gay?

i think i'd have to do sex at that cake, mind you.  eat it, and let it fuck my brains out.  possibly simultaneously.  :drool:
How about I just slip under the table cloth while you slowly enjoy the cake, mouth watering bite by mouth watering bite.
Title: Re: Post something tasty
Post by: McGiver on July 01, 2007, 11:24:30 AM
anybody up for a luncheon?

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i308/snakeskowren/Picture19-1.jpg)
Title: Re: Post something tasty
Post by: The_P on July 01, 2007, 11:25:29 AM
Thank gawd you kept that arse clean.
Title: Re: Post something tasty
Post by: El on July 01, 2007, 11:25:57 AM
I knew that eventually this thread would become sexual instead of culinary- eventually, someone would lose thier ability to resist.  I'm not surprised that McJ was the first to crack.
Title: Re: Post something tasty
Post by: The_P on July 01, 2007, 11:26:55 AM
I knew that eventually this thread would become sexual instead of culinary- eventually, someone would lose thier ability to resist.  I'm not surprised that McJ was the first to crack.

Oh, I'm Serissa and I'm so sublime with my wit. Haw haw haw.
Title: Re: Post something tasty
Post by: Lucifer on July 01, 2007, 11:27:05 AM
*EDIT*: Does using the word divine make me gay?

no, cos that means i would be too.  still, i s'pose that means we could do sex at each other,if we were both gay?

i think i'd have to do sex at that cake, mind you.  eat it, and let it fuck my brains out.  possibly simultaneously.  :drool:
How about I just slip under the table cloth while you slowly enjoy the cake, mouth watering bite by mouth watering bite.

yeah, whatever, just GIMME THE FUCKING CAKE!!!  :drool:

anybody up for a luncheon?

suddenly, i feel completely full... 

nice, erm, gesture, though, i'm sure...   :-\
Title: Re: Post something tasty
Post by: McGiver on July 01, 2007, 11:28:09 AM
I knew that eventually this thread would become sexual instead of culinary- eventually, someone would lose thier ability to resist.  I'm not surprised that McJ was the first to crack.
the first to crack....haha.

i cannot think of anything less sexual than the picture above.
Title: Re: Post something tasty
Post by: El on July 01, 2007, 11:28:45 AM
I knew that eventually this thread would become sexual instead of culinary- eventually, someone would lose thier ability to resist.  I'm not surprised that McJ was the first to crack.

Oh, I'm Serissa and I'm so sublime with my wit. Haw haw haw.
You have identity issues, but I love you anyway.
Title: Re: Post something tasty
Post by: The_P on July 01, 2007, 11:35:27 AM
I knew that eventually this thread would become sexual instead of culinary- eventually, someone would lose thier ability to resist.  I'm not surprised that McJ was the first to crack.

Oh, I'm Serissa and I'm so sublime with my wit. Haw haw haw.
You have identity issues, but I love you anyway.

I love you too, despite your own issues.
Title: Re: Post something tasty
Post by: El on July 01, 2007, 11:53:41 AM
I knew that eventually this thread would become sexual instead of culinary- eventually, someone would lose thier ability to resist.  I'm not surprised that McJ was the first to crack.

Oh, I'm Serissa and I'm so sublime with my wit. Haw haw haw.
You have identity issues, but I love you anyway.

I love you too, despite your own issues.
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Title: Re: Post something tasty
Post by: Lucifer on July 01, 2007, 11:55:51 AM
first i :puke: 'd, and then i  :laugh: ed.
Title: Re: Post something tasty
Post by: McGiver on July 01, 2007, 11:59:11 AM
my arse is all the buzz.
Title: Re: Post something tasty
Post by: Tesla on July 01, 2007, 12:00:15 PM
(http://sa.nextwish.org/Animated/yum-anim.gif)
Title: Re: Post something tasty
Post by: Lucifer on July 01, 2007, 12:01:03 PM
where's my cake?   :grrr:
Title: Re: Post something tasty
Post by: McGiver on July 01, 2007, 12:02:20 PM
where's my cake?   :grrr:
i sure wish i knew how to photoshop.
i'd serve you cake on my arse.
Title: Re: Post something tasty
Post by: Tesla on July 01, 2007, 12:08:18 PM
For Lucifer:
(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y187/vsamperuru/v-chocTruffleCake1.jpg)


For McBaldrick
(http://www.queerty.com/queer/dicaprio-cake-cen.jpg)
Title: Re: Post something tasty
Post by: McGiver on July 01, 2007, 12:10:02 PM
for tesla:  :finger:
Title: Re: Post something tasty
Post by: Tesla on July 01, 2007, 12:12:58 PM
for tesla:  :finger:
(http://sa.nextwish.org/Animated/11.gif)
Title: Re: Post something tasty
Post by: Lucifer on July 01, 2007, 12:13:38 PM
for tesla:

(where the fuck's the smiley with the really long tongue? aha!...)

(http://planetsmilies.net/tongue-smiley-8854.gif)
Title: Re: Post something tasty
Post by: Tesla on July 01, 2007, 12:20:15 PM
for tesla:

(where the fuck's the smiley with the really long tongue? aha!...)

(http://planetsmilies.net/tongue-smiley-8854.gif)
This one maybe?
(http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e315/BobbysRedQueen/tongue_magic20animated.gif)
Title: Re: Post something tasty
Post by: Tesla on July 01, 2007, 12:28:37 PM
I went too far again didn't I...
Title: Re: Post something tasty
Post by: Lucifer on July 01, 2007, 01:53:21 PM
I went too far again didn't I...

noooooooooo!  not at all.  i've just been mesmerised, imagining...

(now i need a smileyasm  :laugh: ).
Title: Re: Post something tasty
Post by: richard on July 01, 2007, 04:16:03 PM
(http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c57/waterdogs12/Picture358.jpg)

(http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c57/waterdogs12/Picture359.jpg)
Title: Re: Post something tasty
Post by: Kosmonaut on July 01, 2007, 04:24:40 PM
wtf is that?
octopus & ketchup ?
Title: Re: Post something tasty
Post by: Lucifer on July 01, 2007, 04:25:22 PM
wtf is that?
octopus & ketchup ?

:LMAO:

:puke:
Title: Re: Post something tasty
Post by: richard on July 01, 2007, 04:25:43 PM
its french fries, with hot pepper slices ontop, with ketchup
Title: Re: Post something tasty
Post by: Kosmonaut on July 01, 2007, 04:28:09 PM
go easy on the ketchup son.
you seem to have killed the dish.
Title: Re: Post something tasty
Post by: Lucifer on July 01, 2007, 04:28:57 PM
go easy on the ketchup son.
you seem to have killed the dish.

fuckinell, but i wish i could plus you.

i am laughing uncontrollably!
Title: Re: Post something tasty
Post by: richard on July 01, 2007, 04:30:16 PM
the kechup provides a nice sauce and accents the hotness of the peppers well, soooo i need alot of it
Title: Re: Post something tasty
Post by: Kosmonaut on July 01, 2007, 04:30:31 PM
go easy on the ketchup son.
you seem to have killed the dish.

fuckinell, but i wish i could plus you.

i am laughing uncontrollably!

i guess its the thought that counts.
i have to admit it looks quite tasty. I must be hungry.
Title: Re: Post something tasty
Post by: DirtDawg on July 01, 2007, 07:58:32 PM
its french fries, with hot pepper slices ontop, with ketchup

It's a good thing that you posted two pics. It really clears things up, because when the first pic loaded, I wasn't sure if I was seeing the "Before" or "After" shot.
Title: Re: Post something tasty
Post by: Mr Smith on July 01, 2007, 08:02:26 PM
wtf is that?
octopus & ketchup ?

I had to do a double take with that picture ;)

Then I LoL'd.
Title: Re: Post something tasty
Post by: Calandale on July 01, 2007, 08:09:28 PM
I knew that eventually this thread would become sexual instead of culinary- eventually, someone would lose thier ability to resist.  I'm not surprised that McJ was the first to crack.

Oh, I'm Serissa and I'm so sublime with my wit. Haw haw haw.

You have multiple accounts now?
Title: Re: Post something tasty
Post by: Calandale on July 01, 2007, 08:11:30 PM
A friend of mine makes homemade chocolates.
Really good shit. I had her make me a batch of
English Toffee that was great.
Title: Re: Post something tasty
Post by: McGiver on July 01, 2007, 09:18:16 PM
A friend of mine makes homemade chocolates.
Really good shit. I had her make me a batch of
English Toffee that was great.
she your slave?
Title: Re: Post something tasty
Post by: Calandale on July 01, 2007, 09:18:49 PM
A friend of mine makes homemade chocolates.
Really good shit. I had her make me a batch of
English Toffee that was great.
she your slave?

No. I paid her.
Title: Re: Post something tasty
Post by: McGiver on July 01, 2007, 09:20:41 PM
A friend of mine makes homemade chocolates.
Really good shit. I had her make me a batch of
English Toffee that was great.
she your slave?

No. I paid her.
then she was a pro?
Title: Re: Post something tasty
Post by: Calandale on July 01, 2007, 09:23:36 PM

she your slave?

No. I paid her.
then she was a pro?

Semi, I'd say. She mainly does
it for her church.
Title: Re: Post something tasty
Post by: Randy on July 02, 2007, 05:02:51 PM
Oooh we!  Piggy went to market!  Yeah this so much temptation :laugh:  I don't flinch even though I ate pretty much nothing all day, and just did aerobic exercise.  I love fuckn rasins, peanut butter, fuckn beef, (rich in zinc makes me  :wanker Just a little bit is all it takes because I my nutrient warehouse is probably overstocked with zinc)  avocados(fuckn orgasimic, oh fuck yeah!), fuckn fatty fish, etc.  Call me garbage gut like my relatives did at the mexican party.  Its not really fitting because I ate only the most healthy things there even though I ate nothing most of the day.  I was fuckn collecting cans to get more fuckn food after the hudge amount I already ate. I don't gain!

Wish I could post that. :finger: