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Title: The 'cities which suck less than fucking Spokane' thread
Post by: duncvis on June 25, 2007, 05:38:15 AM
Right! I've had it with this Spokane bollocks. This thread is for people to wibble on about any other place on earth which isn't. fucking. Spokane. Reasons for nominating a city can be completely made up if preferred.  :eyebrows:


I'll kick off:

(http://www.yorkshirebandb.co.uk/north-yorkshire/maps/masham.gif)

Masham, Yorkshire:

- has two good breweries.

- is in the scenic Yorkshire Dales National Park.

- Wallace and Gromit live quite nearby.

- was not the setting for a soppy knob-end 'quirky' romantic comedy.

(http://www.yorkshire-dales.com/masham-01.jpg)

(http://www.blackswan-middleham.co.uk/images/masham-sausage-paul.jpg)

(http://www.yorkshire-dales-flyfishing.com/Images/masham-flyfishing.jpg)

(http://www.blacksheepbrewery.com/images/History/paultheakston_sheep.jpg)

(http://www.digitaldreammachine.com/blogimages/ddm/WallaceGromitPhoto01.jpg)

please, continue.  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: The 'cities which suck less than fucking Spokane' thread
Post by: Lucifer on June 25, 2007, 06:19:47 AM
anywhere.  who gives a fuck, as long as it isn't spokane?   :grrr:

oh, and you forgot to mention that they wear really, really lovely boots in masham, dunc.

(http://www.blackswan-middleham.co.uk/images/masham-sausage-paul.jpg)

:rofl:
Title: Re: The 'cities which suck less than fucking Spokane' thread
Post by: McGiver on June 25, 2007, 08:45:37 AM
where was that pic of the girl with two ass cracks?

(http://blog.provokat.ca/uploads/blog_better.jpg)

Title: Re: The 'cities which suck less than fucking Spokane' thread
Post by: Callaway on June 25, 2007, 09:07:04 AM
where was that pic of the girl with two ass cracks?

(http://blog.provokat.ca/uploads/blog_better.jpg)



Here:

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Title: Re: The 'cities which suck less than fucking Spokane' thread
Post by: Lucifer on June 25, 2007, 09:16:06 AM
d'you know, it MUST be bad, cos i reckon both of those nightmares are better than bloody Spokane!!!

 :laugh:
Title: Re: The 'cities which suck less than fucking Spokane' thread
Post by: Callaway on June 25, 2007, 09:19:47 AM
By the way, Denver is a good city to live near.  Right now, I wish we lived even closer, but then we would be in a different school district.  Oh well, you can't have everything.

(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/120/301259991_d22738b58a.jpg?v=0)

Here is the Museum of Nature and Science, which we visited Saturday:

(http://www.world-guides.com/images/denver/denver_museum_nat_science.jpg)

There is a water sculpture fountain nearby that children can play in:

(http://plynx3.comfluent.net/images/nowitz/images/CD1265/HiRez/CD1265-0060.jpg)
Title: Re: The 'cities which suck less than fucking Spokane' thread
Post by: Natalia Evans on June 25, 2007, 04:51:31 PM
Come live in Portland, Oregon. I have to admit it's better than Spokane.

The 24th largest metro area in the USA.
(http://www.iinet.com/~englishriver/LewisClarkColumbiaRiver/Images/portland_oregon_from_rocky_butte_2004.jpg)


They provide transportation for people. Trains and buses. Their way of trying to help the congestion.
(http://duckhenge.uoregon.edu/io/images/cache/750-http___duckhenge.uoregon.edu_io_images_story_02b-Max-trains-Portland-2.jpg-orig.jpg)

The street car they put in in 2001
(http://www.lightrailnow.org/images/por-lrtscar-psu-campus.jpg)



Where the Blazers used to play before the new arena was built.
(http://www.ohlarenaguide.com/portland.jpg)

Parks along the river
(http://home.comcast.net/~subwaymark/trips/America/photos/OR/portland-041101-05.jpg)




Rose Festival they do every June
(http://www.westernpacificcollege.com/Images/Why_Portland_Picture_6_1.gif)




Title: Re: The 'cities which suck less than fucking Spokane' thread
Post by: odeon on June 25, 2007, 06:04:52 PM
I like Vancouver
(http://www.princessjobs.com/uploadedimages/Vancouver(2).jpg)
Title: Re: The 'cities which suck less than fucking Spokane' thread
Post by: SovaNu on June 25, 2007, 07:32:54 PM
Come live in Portland, Oregon. I have to admit it's better than Spokane.

The 24th largest metro area in the USA.
(http://www.iinet.com/~englishriver/LewisClarkColumbiaRiver/Images/portland_oregon_from_rocky_butte_2004.jpg)


They provide transportation for people. Trains and buses. Their way of trying to help the congestion.
(http://duckhenge.uoregon.edu/io/images/cache/750-http___duckhenge.uoregon.edu_io_images_story_02b-Max-trains-Portland-2.jpg-orig.jpg)

The street car they put in in 2001
(http://www.lightrailnow.org/images/por-lrtscar-psu-campus.jpg)



Where the Blazers used to play before the new arena was built.
(http://www.ohlarenaguide.com/portland.jpg)

Parks along the river
(http://home.comcast.net/~subwaymark/trips/America/photos/OR/portland-041101-05.jpg)




Rose Festival they do every June
(http://www.westernpacificcollege.com/Images/Why_Portland_Picture_6_1.gif)






bastard. i was gonna post about Portland. i was Portland Girl afterall. :finger:
Title: Re: The 'cities which suck less than fucking Spokane' thread
Post by: Leto729 on June 25, 2007, 07:54:12 PM
I found this while trying to find pictures of Rapid City SD. :rofl:

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Title: Re: The 'cities which suck less than fucking Spokane' thread
Post by: SovaNu on June 25, 2007, 07:56:18 PM
how rapid. :P you can wee in public when you're in a hurry?
Title: Re: The 'cities which suck less than fucking Spokane' thread
Post by: Leto729 on June 25, 2007, 08:16:28 PM
how rapid. :P you can wee in public when you're in a hurry?
I can rapidly go when needed.
Title: Re: The 'cities which suck less than fucking Spokane' thread
Post by: SovaNu on June 25, 2007, 08:54:07 PM
i could use one of those next to the tv so i don't have to wait til ad bread :P
Title: Re: The 'cities which suck less than fucking Spokane' thread
Post by: Calandale on June 25, 2007, 10:06:15 PM
i could use one of those next to the tv so i don't have to wait til ad bread :P

You could use a urinal? Neat.
Title: Re: The 'cities which suck less than fucking Spokane' thread
Post by: SovaNu on June 25, 2007, 10:58:14 PM
well i could but it would be messy.
Title: Re: The 'cities which suck less than fucking Spokane' thread
Post by: Calandale on June 25, 2007, 11:13:44 PM
Depends on what you used it for.

Imagine serving food out of them,
even perfectly fresh and clean,
how people would be disgusted.

I love the idea.

I should be an artist.
Title: Re: The 'cities which suck less than fucking Spokane' thread
Post by: SovaNu on June 25, 2007, 11:28:54 PM
pee is fresh and clean you know
Title: Re: The 'cities which suck less than fucking Spokane' thread
Post by: Calandale on June 26, 2007, 12:45:42 AM
Not entirely, but yes.
I didn't mean to disparage urine.
Which always has such a sad time
overcoming being mistaken as either
foul exrement or tasty soft drink. :violin:
Title: Re: The 'cities which suck less than fucking Spokane' thread
Post by: SovaNu on June 26, 2007, 05:06:18 AM
lol.
Title: Re: The 'cities which suck less than fucking Spokane' thread
Post by: DirtDawg on June 27, 2007, 08:58:55 AM
 'cities which suck less than fucking Spokane'

Austin, Texas

Calgary, Alberta

St Louis, Missouri

Cabo San Lucas, Durango, and anywhere near the Yucatan in Mexico.

Montego Bay

Been to lots of places the smoke Spokane, but those spring quickly to mind from my travels.

Title: Re: The 'cities which suck less than fucking Spokane' thread
Post by: Lucifer on June 27, 2007, 10:37:04 AM
Grimsby.
Title: Re: The 'cities which suck less than fucking Spokane' thread
Post by: duncvis on June 27, 2007, 10:39:06 AM
Grimsby.

I've been to Grimsby. You lying liar.
Title: Re: The 'cities which suck less than fucking Spokane' thread
Post by: Lucifer on June 27, 2007, 10:40:33 AM
Grimsby.

I've been to Grimsby. You lying liar.

i was being ironic.  it was that, or Wolverhampton.

checking your fucking PMs, barst.
Title: Re: The 'cities which suck less than fucking Spokane' thread
Post by: SovaNu on June 27, 2007, 02:49:44 PM
you're supposed to post pictures.
Title: Re: The 'cities which suck less than fucking Spokane' thread
Post by: Lucifer on June 27, 2007, 03:10:03 PM
you're supposed to post pictures.

oooooooooooh!  don't you come over all schoolmistressy at me, sexy - i might like it.   :-*
Title: Re: The 'cities which suck less than fucking Spokane' thread
Post by: odeon on June 27, 2007, 03:28:25 PM
The city of Göteborg hosted a nice little European Union conference a few years ago. Then President Bush came to visit and things no longer were so nice. Some clever person made this postcard...

(http://www.possibly.me.uk/pics/goteborg.jpg)
Title: Re: The 'cities which suck less than fucking Spokane' thread
Post by: SovaNu on June 27, 2007, 04:10:15 PM
you're supposed to post pictures.

oooooooooooh!  don't you come over all schoolmistressy at me, sexy - i might like it.   :-*

don't talk back at me young lady. >:(

now, c'mere so i can discipline you. :eyebrows:
Title: Re: The 'cities which suck less than fucking Spokane' thread
Post by: Lucifer on June 27, 2007, 04:42:16 PM
you're supposed to post pictures.

oooooooooooh!  don't you come over all schoolmistressy at me, sexy - i might like it.   :-*

don't talk back at me young lady. >:(

now, c'mere so i can discipline you. :eyebrows:

ker-CHING !!!  :woohoo:
Title: Re: The 'cities which suck less than fucking Spokane' thread
Post by: Leto729 on June 27, 2007, 04:48:34 PM
you're supposed to post pictures.

oooooooooooh!  don't you come over all schoolmistressy at me, sexy - i might like it.   :-*

don't talk back at me young lady. >:(

now, c'mere so i can discipline you. :eyebrows:

ker-CHING !!!  :woohoo:
:spank:
Title: Re: The 'cities which suck less than fucking Spokane' thread
Post by: Lucifer on June 27, 2007, 04:50:40 PM
you're supposed to post pictures.

oooooooooooh!  don't you come over all schoolmistressy at me, sexy - i might like it.   :-*

don't talk back at me young lady. >:(

now, c'mere so i can discipline you. :eyebrows:

ker-CHING !!!  :woohoo:
:spank:

oh yeah?

:dominatrix:
Title: Re: The 'cities which suck less than fucking Spokane' thread
Post by: SovaNu on June 27, 2007, 06:50:20 PM
naughty girl, i thought i was gonna be the one with the whip. :P
Title: Re: The 'cities which suck less than fucking Spokane' thread
Post by: Lucifer on June 27, 2007, 11:54:06 PM
we can take turns, sweetle.  ;)
Title: Re: The 'cities which suck less than fucking Spokane' thread
Post by: renaeden on June 28, 2007, 12:53:17 AM
Here is what Perth looks like now. It takes about an hour to get there from where I live.
(http://www.dowlerapartments.com.au/images/pic_perth.jpg)

Here is what it may look like in the future:
(http://www.opl.ucsb.edu/grace/australia/pics/perth/perth02.jpg)
Ignore that person in the picture.
Title: Re: The 'cities which suck less than fucking Spokane' thread
Post by: Calandale on June 28, 2007, 01:24:40 AM
...future's so bright,
I've gotta wear shades.
Title: Re: The 'cities which suck less than fucking Spokane' thread
Post by: odeon on June 28, 2007, 04:42:20 AM
Here is what it may look like in the future:
(http://www.opl.ucsb.edu/grace/australia/pics/perth/perth02.jpg)
Ignore that person in the picture.

The sole survivor?
Title: Re: The 'cities which suck less than fucking Spokane' thread
Post by: SovaNu on June 28, 2007, 06:56:32 AM
Ignore that person in the picture.

but that would be rude. :)
Title: Re: The 'cities which suck less than fucking Spokane' thread
Post by: Lucifer on June 28, 2007, 07:26:40 AM
Ignore that person in the picture.

but that would be rude. :)

:rofl:   :plus:
Title: Re: The 'cities which suck less than fucking Spokane' thread
Post by: SovaNu on June 28, 2007, 02:42:55 PM
 :green:
Title: Re: The 'cities which suck less than fucking Spokane' thread
Post by: McGiver on April 13, 2013, 02:58:20 PM
Last summer my family spent a bit of time in Spokane.  And I gotta say that my wife and I concluded that most Spokanians were inbred.  All those retards staring at us with their dead eyes.
I bought a banjo and fit right in.
Title: Re: The 'cities which suck less than fucking Spokane' thread
Post by: bodie on April 13, 2013, 03:08:04 PM
I think my city is twinned with Amytaville
Title: Re: The 'cities which suck less than fucking Spokane' thread
Post by: McGiver on April 13, 2013, 03:22:07 PM
I think my city is twinned with Amytaville
whores?
Title: Re: The 'cities which suck less than fucking Spokane' thread
Post by: bodie on April 13, 2013, 05:03:08 PM
The streets, and those who tread them, late at night resemble a scene from a horror film  :zoinks:
Title: Re: The 'cities which suck less than fucking Spokane' thread
Post by: McGiver on April 13, 2013, 06:24:54 PM
The streets, and those who tread them, late at night resemble a scene from a horror film  :zoinks:
whore film?
Title: Re: The 'cities which suck less than fucking Spokane' thread
Post by: Yuri Bezmenov on September 22, 2014, 11:22:47 AM
It's quite possible that even Bakersfield and Fresno suck even less than Spokane.

I mean, what the fuck is a Fresno anyways??
Title: Re: The 'cities which suck less than fucking Spokane' thread
Post by: Hannah on September 22, 2014, 12:01:07 PM
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/ct-cupich-leaving-spokane-met-20140921-story.html#page=2 (http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/ct-cupich-leaving-spokane-met-20140921-story.html#page=2)

oh my gosh I laughed my rear off...this place is great for a mood boost thanks guys  :laugh:
Title: Re: The 'cities which suck less than fucking Spokane' thread
Post by: Parts on September 23, 2014, 06:58:33 PM
Family Guy - Santas Workshop/Bridgeport CT (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2B-f7bsWUMQ#ws)

I drove through Bridgeport today
Title: Re: The 'cities which suck less than fucking Spokane' thread
Post by: Queen Victoria on September 23, 2014, 09:14:31 PM
It's quite possible that even Bakersfield and Fresno suck even less than Spokane.

I mean, what the fuck is a Fresno anyways??

What is a guat?  as in Guatemala?  Is it a female guat tamale?   :apondering:
Title: Re: The 'cities which suck less than fucking Spokane' thread
Post by: Yuri Bezmenov on September 24, 2014, 11:31:12 AM
 :dunno:   Guatemala isn't a city.

Oceano, Grover City, Arroyo Grande, Shell Beach and Pismo Beach all suck less than Spokane.  :M
Title: Re: The 'cities which suck less than fucking Spokane' thread
Post by: Parts on September 24, 2014, 09:12:18 PM
:dunno:   Guatemala isn't a city.

Oceano, Grover City, Arroyo Grande, Shell Beach and Pismo Beach all suck less than Spokane.  :M

Sure it is it's the capital of the Republic of Guatemala but does it suck less than Spokane?  I would have to vote no on that one mostly because Spokane isn't in Guatemala
Title: Re: The 'cities which suck less than fucking Spokane' thread
Post by: odeon on September 24, 2014, 10:33:02 PM
How does one measure this?
Title: Re: The 'cities which suck less than fucking Spokane' thread
Post by: Yuri Bezmenov on September 25, 2014, 06:48:15 AM
How does one measure this?

Duh, inches of vacuum of course.   :smarty:
Title: Re: The 'cities which suck less than fucking Spokane' thread
Post by: odeon on September 25, 2014, 11:31:29 PM
How does one measure this?

Duh, inches of vacuum of course.   :smarty:

Is that one them imperialistic units? :P
Title: Re: The 'cities which suck less than fucking Spokane' thread
Post by: Yuri Bezmenov on September 26, 2014, 04:23:34 PM
How does one measure this?

Duh, inches of vacuum of course.   :smarty:

Is that one them imperialistic units? :P

You can use the metric system if you insist. kiloPascals is it??

Inches of vacuum is easier since you only need a tube with water (or mercury) and a ruler.

BTW, Casmalia sucks less that fucking Spokane.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casmalia,_California (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casmalia,_California)  :hahaha:
Title: Re: The 'cities which suck less than fucking Spokane' thread
Post by: odeon on September 27, 2014, 01:30:38 AM
But how would you obtain the actual measurements?
Title: Re: The 'cities which suck less than fucking Spokane' thread
Post by: Gopher Gary on September 27, 2014, 08:35:32 AM
Just drop it into a tube of water.  :zoinks:
Title: Re: The 'cities which suck less than fucking Spokane' thread
Post by: Yuri Bezmenov on September 27, 2014, 10:04:44 AM
But how would you obtain the actual measurements?

Stick the tube up the bum of the town mayor.  :nerdy:
Title: Re: The 'cities which suck less than fucking Spokane' thread
Post by: Yuri Bezmenov on September 27, 2014, 10:07:37 AM
Sisquoc, Ca sucks less than fucking Spokane.    :hahaha:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sisquoc,_California (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sisquoc,_California)
Title: Re: The 'cities which suck less than fucking Spokane' thread
Post by: earthboundmisfit on October 04, 2014, 10:55:45 PM


Spokane's neighboring city of Coeur d'Alene, Idaho is actually quite beautiful.
Title: Re: The 'cities which suck less than fucking Spokane' thread
Post by: Yuri Bezmenov on December 23, 2016, 06:49:04 PM
Bend Oregon sucks less than Spokane.
Title: Re: The 'cities which suck less than fucking Spokane' thread
Post by: earthboundmisfit on December 24, 2016, 09:20:09 PM


I live twenty minutes from Spokane. Spokane sucks dicks. Fuck Spokane.
Title: Re: The 'cities which suck less than fucking Spokane' thread
Post by: renaeden on December 25, 2016, 07:27:18 AM
I would go there. From what I have seen, it's picturesque.
Title: Re: The 'cities which suck less than fucking Spokane' thread
Post by: Yuri Bezmenov on December 25, 2016, 09:39:08 AM
I would go there. From what I have seen, it's picturesque.

Parts of it are but there are other cities in the PNW that are more so.