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Title: for all you cat lovers out there this ones for you
Post by: richard on June 22, 2007, 04:17:09 PM
catporn!

(http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c57/waterdogs12/46.gif)
Title: Re: for all you cat lovers out there this ones for you
Post by: richard on June 22, 2007, 08:27:58 PM
nobody likes my cat porn thread huh? well fuck you bitches! i think its hilarious :laugh:
Title: Re: for all you cat lovers out there this ones for you
Post by: Calandale on June 22, 2007, 09:54:33 PM
(http://i178.photobucket.com/albums/w257/caturdayskwerl2/up_against_the_wall.jpg)
Title: Re: for all you cat lovers out there this ones for you
Post by: richard on June 22, 2007, 09:55:57 PM
 :laugh: :clap:
Title: Re: for all you cat lovers out there this ones for you
Post by: Janicka on June 22, 2007, 10:05:28 PM
Those are fucking hillarious.   :clap:
Title: Re: for all you cat lovers out there this ones for you
Post by: Callaway on June 23, 2007, 09:43:02 AM
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/1/11/God-kills-kitten.jpg/350px-God-kills-kitten.jpg)

 :evillaugh:
Title: Re: for all you cat lovers out there this ones for you
Post by: DirtDawg on June 23, 2007, 12:49:21 PM
nobody likes my cat porn thread huh? well fuck you bitches! i think its hilarious :laugh:

No, Richard, it's hilarious. There are buttloads of catshit things out there to post. Good idea. Keep 'em coming.
Title: Re: for all you cat lovers out there this ones for you
Post by: richard on June 23, 2007, 01:40:40 PM
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c57/waterdogs12/cat.jpg
Title: Re: for all you cat lovers out there this ones for you
Post by: Calandale on June 23, 2007, 04:07:19 PM
Mmm...two pussy action.
Title: Re: for all you cat lovers out there this ones for you
Post by: Nomaken on June 23, 2007, 04:59:34 PM
I think cat aspects add something to human women, but as cute as i find cats, they are not sexually attractive themselves.  Mostly what I love about cat girls in porn is the sexual play that centers around... milk.
Title: Re: for all you cat lovers out there this ones for you
Post by: Calandale on June 23, 2007, 05:08:43 PM
For me, the most sexual aspect of
cats is how they play with their food.
Title: Re: for all you cat lovers out there this ones for you
Post by: Scrapheap on June 23, 2007, 08:18:02 PM
For me, the most sexual aspect of
cats is how they play with their food.

I always considered that to be poor table manners.  ::)
Title: Re: for all you cat lovers out there this ones for you
Post by: Calandale on June 24, 2007, 11:22:03 PM
For me, the most sexual aspect of
cats is how they play with their food.

I always considered that to be poor table manners.  ::)

Hmm...we always just knocked the cat off the tables,
so it wasn't really an issue.
Title: Re: for all you cat lovers out there this ones for you
Post by: greendragon on June 28, 2007, 12:28:08 PM
LoL that is sooo funny Richard
Title: Re: for all you cat lovers out there this ones for you
Post by: Janicka on June 28, 2007, 01:20:41 PM
Hmm...we always just knocked the cat off the tables,
so it wasn't really an issue.

My damn cats won't take a hint.  I knock them on the floor, and they keep coming back and trying to steal my food.

That's not the worst of it, though.  My mom had a cat that would attack her if she tried to remove him from the table.  Especially when she was having chicken.  He even tried to jump into the hot oven once when he smelled the chicken cooking - that cat was insane.
Title: Re: for all you cat lovers out there this ones for you
Post by: Coral on June 28, 2007, 09:21:21 PM
I love cats!!!

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Title: Re: for all you cat lovers out there this ones for you
Post by: Coral on June 28, 2007, 09:22:37 PM
That kitty porn was the best! But here's another one...


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Title: Re: for all you cat lovers out there this ones for you
Post by: Tesla on June 28, 2007, 10:23:45 PM
(http://www.andreaharner.com/archives/pet.jpg)
Title: Re: for all you cat lovers out there this ones for you
Post by: Janicka on June 28, 2007, 10:28:37 PM
I posted some pussy for you in your WP birthday thread, Richard..

(http://www.swapmeetdave.com/Humor/Cats/Cupcake.jpg)
Title: Re: for all you cat lovers out there this ones for you
Post by: Gluey on June 28, 2007, 11:30:29 PM
I love it! My rat does that! Isn't it amazing?!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: for all you cat lovers out there this ones for you
Post by: SchmooSpoons on June 29, 2007, 09:46:27 PM
(http://files.kavefish.com/pictures/collections/funny_cat_pictures/funny_cat_pictures_007.jp)
Title: Re: for all you cat lovers out there this ones for you
Post by: SchmooSpoons on June 29, 2007, 09:46:51 PM
(http://files.kavefish.com/pictures/collections/funny_cat_pictures/funny_cat_pictures_007.jp)

 Hmm...Didn't work Fuck it.,
Title: Re: for all you cat lovers out there this ones for you
Post by: richard on July 01, 2007, 04:23:26 PM
I love cats!!!
:laugh:
Title: Re: for all you cat lovers out there this ones for you
Post by: El on July 01, 2007, 05:21:15 PM
Hmm...we always just knocked the cat off the tables,
so it wasn't really an issue.

My damn cats won't take a hint.  I knock them on the floor, and they keep coming back and trying to steal my food.

That's not the worst of it, though.  My mom had a cat that would attack her if she tried to remove him from the table.  Especially when she was having chicken.  He even tried to jump into the hot oven once when he smelled the chicken cooking - that cat was insane.

But, ironically, from the sound of it, the cat was pretty ballsy.  He wasn't what he ate.
Title: Re: for all you cat lovers out there this ones for you
Post by: Janicka on July 01, 2007, 08:14:35 PM
Yeah, that cat was funny.

I don't so much mind my cats' poor table manners.  But my husband can't stand it.  The cat that I'm really mad at now - Pumpkin - tries to groom my hair.  She also is under the mistaken impression that my earrings (and I have lots of them) are nipples. 
Title: Re: for all you cat lovers out there this ones for you
Post by: Calandale on July 01, 2007, 08:17:25 PM
Hmm...we always just knocked the cat off the tables,
so it wasn't really an issue.

My damn cats won't take a hint.  I knock them on the floor, and they keep coming back and trying to steal my food.

That's not the worst of it, though.  My mom had a cat that would attack her if she tried to remove him from the table.  Especially when she was having chicken.  He even tried to jump into the hot oven once when he smelled the chicken cooking - that cat was insane.

That's what rivers are for. The tub works too though.


FC, Tesla +
Title: Re: for all you cat lovers out there this ones for you
Post by: Janicka on July 01, 2007, 08:53:07 PM
I'd never do that - I love my cats.  They just have some really annoying habits. 
Title: Re: for all you cat lovers out there this ones for you
Post by: Calandale on July 01, 2007, 08:58:01 PM
I'd never do that - I love my cats.  They just have some really annoying habits. 

Still, a bit of discipline doesn't hurt.
And, it's FUN to bathe with them.
Title: Re: for all you cat lovers out there this ones for you
Post by: Janicka on July 01, 2007, 08:59:50 PM
I had to bathe my cat once after he got sprayed by a skunk.

I don't recommend it.   ::)
Title: Re: for all you cat lovers out there this ones for you
Post by: Calandale on July 01, 2007, 09:18:24 PM
We'd bathe ours regularly.
Just for the joy.

As to skunk, use something acidic.
Tomato juice works well, but I'd
guess that vinegar would be even
better. Otherwise, that stink just
doesn't come out.
Title: Re: for all you cat lovers out there this ones for you
Post by: Janicka on July 01, 2007, 09:21:16 PM
They make a de-skunking shampoo for animals - purple bottle with a skunk on it.  It works really well. 
Title: Re: for all you cat lovers out there this ones for you
Post by: vodz on July 02, 2007, 05:16:27 AM
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l45/dartyr/367575498_l.jpg)
Title: Re: for all you cat lovers out there this ones for you
Post by: El on July 02, 2007, 07:18:23 AM
(http://www.andreaharner.com/archives/pet.jpg)
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l45/dartyr/367575498_l.jpg)

Even funnier the second time!
Title: Re: for all you cat lovers out there this ones for you
Post by: DirtDawg on July 02, 2007, 08:10:03 AM

The sign should also warn off samplers, though. I can remember trying to save an injured cat once and its paw had been ripped off. I saved the paw, until rigors came, because, with the tendons hanging out, you could pull on them and make the claws extend. It was so cool. The cat didn't survive the trip to the vet.
Title: Re: for all you cat lovers out there this ones for you
Post by: Calandale on July 02, 2007, 09:38:10 PM
You're as weird as my wife.
Title: Re: for all you cat lovers out there this ones for you
Post by: DirtDawg on July 02, 2007, 10:26:26 PM
You're as weird as my wife.

I think I don't like that. I know I think it's funny, except that you are still possessed by your wife. I let everything go on its own long ago.
Title: Re: for all you cat lovers out there this ones for you
Post by: Calandale on July 02, 2007, 11:15:36 PM
Hell, I didn't mean it in a bad way.
And yeah, everyone I loved, I still
love, and the memories are still there,
but I don't think I'd call it possessed.

It's just I remember her picking up dead
things and playing with them, just to see
how they worked.