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Start here => M.O.-Introductions => Topic started by: Tesla on June 19, 2007, 10:18:56 AM
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I have arrived, commence rejoicing.
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Who?
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:asthing: :woohoo: :worship: :party:
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I have arrived, commence rejoicing.
Your signature is very deep.
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Hi Trebuchet.
Would you like this to be your avatar?
(http://www.trebuchet.com/kit/warwolf/cocked2.jpg)
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Welcome, n00b. What's your problem?
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hello and welcome! :)
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Welcome to Intensity2.
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tre-butch, are you a lesbian?
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welcome, trebuchet. (McLetter, you are a moron).
will we be seeing your friends, onagar and mangonel, too? :P
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welcome, trebuchet. (McLetter, you are a moron).
will we be seeing your friends, onagar and mangonel, too? :P
i know. it keeps my enemies off their guard.
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lol.
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I have arrived, commence rejoicing.
I rejoice, rejoice, rejoice.
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tre-butch, are you a lesbian?
Did you take, like, extra idiot-pills this morning?
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Good signature n00b. promising. :evillaugh:
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tre-butch, are you a lesbian?
Did you take, like, extra idiot-pills this morning?
Like, totally, +.
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tre-butch, are you a lesbian?
Did you take, like, extra idiot-pills this morning?
yeah, when i was sneaking out of your house this morning, i took yours by accident.
sorry.
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tre-butch, are you a lesbian?
Did you take, like, extra idiot-pills this morning?
yeah, when i was sneaking out of your house this morning, i took yours by accident.
sorry.
the lesbian thing was kind of douche.
this was funny, though.
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yeah, when i was sneaking out of your house this morning, i took yours by accident.
sorry.
Ahh, so that's where July's doses went.
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tre-butch, are you a lesbian?
Did you take, like, extra idiot-pills this morning?
yeah, when i was sneaking out of your house this morning, i took yours by accident.
sorry.
the lesbian thing was kind of douche.
this was funny, though.
i almost didn't post that, because i thought that was water and vinegar.
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Welcome to the site catapult. ::) Love the name and the sig.
Are you a hemophiliac??
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Good to see you here.
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Thank you all. Glad to be here. I'm another WP refugee, got tired of hitting on 14 year olds. Not that I have anything against 14 year olds, it's just that there's too much training involved. Let me answer some questions:
No, I'm not a lesbian, but if you know any, let me know.
Mangonel no, won't be seeing him. He perished in a, well, let's cal it an "accident". Something to do with anal-ease and a lightbulb...
Am I a hemophiliac? No, I try to see my own blood as little as possible.
Cheers,
:wanker:
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Thank you all. Glad to be here. I'm another WP refugee, got tired of hitting on 14 year olds. Not that I have anything against 14 year olds, it's just that there's too much training involved. Let me answer some questions:
No, I'm not a lesbian, but if you know any, let me know.
Mangonel no, won't be seeing him. He perished in a, well, let's cal it an "accident". Something to do with anal-ease and a lightbulb...
Am I a hemophiliac? No, I try to see my own blood as little as possible.
Cheers,
:wanker:
Have you built one?
... no, I don't mean a :wanker:
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Hi Trebucket :)
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No, I'm not a lesbian, but if you know any, let me know.
Why do you want to know if you aren't one? Still in the closet?
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Why do you want to know if you aren't one? Still in the closet?
Given that his listed gender is male, I think rather that if he IS in the closet, it's not the root cause of his interest.
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Welcome to the site catapult. ::) Love the name and the sig.
Are you a hemophiliac??
i'd give this a "how fucking random is this?" prize, if it weren't for kevv and his carpets (sheer genius, and possibly never to be topped - there's a challenge for you all). :laugh:
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Why do you want to know if you aren't one? Still in the closet?
Given that his listed gender is male, I think rather that if he IS in the closet, it's not the root cause of his interest.
i have always considered myself a gay female, trapped inside the body of a man.
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Why do you want to know if you aren't one? Still in the closet?
Given that his listed gender is male, I think rather that if he IS in the closet, it's not the root cause of his interest.
Everybody lies.
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Everybody lies.
Liar.
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Not.
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Not.
Saying you're not simply reinforces my position.
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Liar.
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Liar.
It's true.
Or is it?
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Liar.
It's true.
Or is it?
is.
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Is not.
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fuck me, the laughs just don't stop round here, do they. ::)
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Is not.
You remind me of the babe.
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Is not.
You remind me of the babe.
I am *the* babe, so there. :razz:
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fuck me, the laughs just don't stop round here, do they. ::)
That rather implies they started somewhere...
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Is not.
You remind me of the babe.
I am *the* babe, so there. :razz:
slapper.
fuck me, the laughs just don't stop round here, do they. ::)
That rather implies they started somewhere...
:rofl: oooh, you're on form tonight, young fella-me-lad. :clap:
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fuck me, the laughs just don't stop round here, do they. ::)
That rather implies they started somewhere...
They did, the minute I saw those blue glasses of yours. :P
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Why do you want to know if you aren't one? Still in the closet?
Given that his listed gender is male, I think rather that if he IS in the closet, it's not the root cause of his interest.
i have always considered myself a gay female, trapped inside the body of a man.
:yawn:
So say most males.
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Is not.
is so.
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Welcome to the site catapult. ::) Love the name and the sig.
Are you a hemophiliac??
i'd give this a "how fucking random is this?" prize, if it weren't for kevv and his carpets (sheer genius, and possibly never to be topped - there's a challenge for you all). :laugh:
Flattery will get you nowhere with me..... I still want a piece of your hide!! :arrr: :arrr: :arrr: :arrr: :arrr:
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Welcome to the site catapult. ::) Love the name and the sig.
Are you a hemophiliac??
i'd give this a "how fucking random is this?" prize, if it weren't for kevv and his carpets (sheer genius, and possibly never to be topped - there's a challenge for you all). :laugh:
You are funny. ;D
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Welcome to the site catapult. ::) Love the name and the sig.
Are you a hemophiliac??
i'd give this a "how fucking random is this?" prize, if it weren't for kevv and his carpets (sheer genius, and possibly never to be topped - there's a challenge for you all). :laugh:
Flattery will get you nowhere with me..... I still want a piece of your hide!! :arrr: :arrr: :arrr: :arrr: :arrr:
i've got a particularly annoying bit of eczema on my shoulder blade which you are more than welcome to - will that do you?
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Is not.
is so.
My dad's stronger than your dad. :razz:
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Is not.
is so.
My dad's stronger than your dad. :razz:
my dad is a jockey, so he can kick your dad in the face with a horse. SUCK ON THAT. :smarty:
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My dad used to tell me on every occasion possible that he was a lesbian in man's body. Do you think that's why he dressed up like Madonna? Although, he ended up looking a bit more like Rosie O'Donnell.
Haven't built a trebuchet yet... in the real world anyway. I've made several models.
Is to.
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My dad used to tell me on every occasion possible that he was a lesbian in man's body. Do you think that's why he dressed up like Madonna? Although, he ended up looking a bit more like Rosie O'Donnell.
Haven't built a trebuchet yet... in the real world anyway. I've made several models.
Is to.
I"m trying to wrap my mind around the "lesbian in a man's body" thing.
IS NOT.
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My dad used to tell me on every occasion possible that he was a lesbian in man's body. Do you think that's why he dressed up like Madonna? Although, he ended up looking a bit more like Rosie O'Donnell.
Haven't built a trebuchet yet... in the real world anyway. I've made several models.
Is to.
I"m trying to wrap my mind around the "lesbian in a man's body" thing.
IS NOT.
"lesbian in a man's body"... maybe she used a strap on?
is to
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My dad used to tell me on every occasion possible that he was a lesbian in man's body. Do you think that's why he dressed up like Madonna? Although, he ended up looking a bit more like Rosie O'Donnell.
Haven't built a trebuchet yet... in the real world anyway. I've made several models.
Is to.
I"m trying to wrap my mind around the "lesbian in a man's body" thing.
IS NOT.
Only thing I can gather is that he likes eating pussy if he is a lesbian in a man's body.
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My dad used to tell me on every occasion possible that he was a lesbian in man's body. Do you think that's why he dressed up like Madonna? Although, he ended up looking a bit more like Rosie O'Donnell.
Haven't built a trebuchet yet... in the real world anyway. I've made several models.
Is to.
I"m trying to wrap my mind around the "lesbian in a man's body" thing.
IS NOT.
Only thing I can gather is that he likes eating pussy if he is a lesbian in a man's body.
Does that make you a lesbian? In that case, call me Ellen Degeneres
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My dad used to tell me on every occasion possible that he was a lesbian in man's body. Do you think that's why he dressed up like Madonna? Although, he ended up looking a bit more like Rosie O'Donnell.
Haven't built a trebuchet yet... in the real world anyway. I've made several models.
Is to.
I"m trying to wrap my mind around the "lesbian in a man's body" thing.
IS NOT.
Only thing I can gather is that he likes eating pussy if he is a lesbian in a man's body.
Does that make you a lesbian? In that case, call me Ellen Degeneres
I mean, for real. :plus:
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My dad used to tell me on every occasion possible that he was a lesbian in man's body. Do you think that's why he dressed up like Madonna? Although, he ended up looking a bit more like Rosie O'Donnell.
Haven't built a trebuchet yet... in the real world anyway. I've made several models.
Is to.
I"m trying to wrap my mind around the "lesbian in a man's body" thing.
IS NOT.
Only thing I can gather is that he likes eating pussy if he is a lesbian in a man's body.
Does that make you a lesbian? In that case, call me Ellen Degeneres
You can change your own username here. Change it to Ellen Deg. and we'll all call you that. :P
Fuck you, you fucking fuck. You are the fuckiest fuck who has ever fucked in the history of fucking.
is not.
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My dad used to tell me on every occasion possible that he was a lesbian in man's body. Do you think that's why he dressed up like Madonna? Although, he ended up looking a bit more like Rosie O'Donnell.
Haven't built a trebuchet yet... in the real world anyway. I've made several models.
Is to.
I"m trying to wrap my mind around the "lesbian in a man's body" thing.
IS NOT.
Only thing I can gather is that he likes eating pussy if he is a lesbian in a man's body.
Does that make you a lesbian? In that case, call me Ellen Degeneres
You can change your own username here. Change it to Ellen Deg. and we'll all call you that. :P
Fuck you, you fucking fuck. You are the fuckiest fuck who has ever fucked in the history of fucking.
is not.
FABULOUS!
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My dad used to tell me on every occasion possible that he was a lesbian in man's body. Do you think that's why he dressed up like Madonna? Although, he ended up looking a bit more like Rosie O'Donnell.
Haven't built a trebuchet yet... in the real world anyway. I've made several models.
Is to.
I"m trying to wrap my mind around the "lesbian in a man's body" thing.
IS NOT.
Only thing I can gather is that he likes eating pussy if he is a lesbian in a man's body.
Does that make you a lesbian? In that case, call me Ellen Degeneres
You can change your own username here. Change it to Ellen Deg. and we'll all call you that. :P
Fuck you, you fucking fuck. You are the fuckiest fuck who has ever fucked in the history of fucking.
is not.
FABULOUS!
HAHA :plus:
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So, the chunk chucker is now the oyster oiler?
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So, the chunk chucker is now the oyster oiler?
Damnit DD!! I just plused you for something else...... you're on a roll. ;D 8)
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Does that make you a lesbian? In that case, call me Ellen Degeneres
OK, Ellen DeGeneres.
:plus:
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Does that make you a lesbian? In that case, call me Ellen Degeneres
OK, Ellen DeGeneres.
:plus:
Wait.... was this your doing?? or did trebuchet do it??
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I think most guys like eating pussy to some degree. That is just what I have heard with guys claiming to be male lesbians. So I guess I am a male lesbian lol.
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I think most guys like eating pussy to some degree. That is just what I have heard with guys claiming to be male lesbians. So I guess I am a male lesbian lol.
I mean, just from a biological standpoint, you would think men dig it...just as women dig sucking zee cock.
no matter how we chain it up and whip it, it is all about an animalistic need to procreate.
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I think most guys like eating pussy to some degree. That is just what I have heard with guys claiming to be male lesbians. So I guess I am a male lesbian lol.
I mean, just from a biological standpoint, you would think men dig it...just as women dig sucking zee cock.
no matter how we chain it up and whip it, it is all about an animalistic need to procreate.
True, but we don't have to EVERY time.
... procreate, I mean, not chaining and whipping.
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I think most guys like eating pussy to some degree. That is just what I have heard with guys claiming to be male lesbians. So I guess I am a male lesbian lol.
I mean, just from a biological standpoint, you would think men dig it...just as women dig sucking zee cock.
no matter how we chain it up and whip it, it is all about an animalistic need to procreate.
True, but we don't have to EVERY time.
... procreate, I mean, not chaining and whipping.
as long as we can chain and whip every time..... :eyebrows:
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as long as we can chain and whip every time..... :eyebrows:
Who says romance is dead?
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as long as we can chain and whip every time..... :eyebrows:
Who says romance is dead?
your daddy did. :( he broke my heart.
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as long as we can chain and whip every time..... :eyebrows:
Who says romance is dead?
your daddy did. :( he broke my heart.
I'm older, and I'll fix it.
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i like feel good movies and i like to eat the box.
my name is robert.....and i am a lesbian trapped in a mans body!
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as long as we can chain and whip every time..... :eyebrows:
Who says romance is dead?
your daddy did. :( he broke my heart.
Mommy?
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i like feel good movies and i like to eat the box.
my name is robert.....and i am a lesbian trapped in a mans body!
Welcome Robert. Thank you for sharing, admitting is the first step.
Now, who's got the knife, let's let that bitch out party!
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Is not.
is so.
My dad's stronger than your dad. :razz:
my dad is a jockey, so he can kick your dad in the face with a horse. SUCK ON THAT. :smarty:
How do you kick someone with a horse? ???
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Is not.
is so.
My dad's stronger than your dad. :razz:
my dad is a jockey, so he can kick your dad in the face with a horse. SUCK ON THAT. :smarty:
How do you kick someone with a horse? ???
you shoot them off the horse first.
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Yes, but would you have to wear the horse?
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Yes, but would you have to wear the horse?
blimey. and i thought you said you were a prude? :o
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Yes, but would you have to wear the horse?
blimey. and i thought you said you were a prude? :o
Oh, I am. That's not un-prude or anything, it's just playing with words. That I know how to do.
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if you say so, Saint Odeon. :P
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:angel:
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:angel:
<snort>
>:D