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Title: why do i like rubbing my
Post by: richard on June 18, 2007, 10:06:26 PM
head on the carpet like a vacuum cleaner? does anyone know?
Title: Re: why do i like rubbing my
Post by: Callaway on June 18, 2007, 10:14:18 PM
Maybe your body is craving the deep pressure or the tactile sensation?
Title: Re: why do i like rubbing my
Post by: Calandale on June 18, 2007, 10:17:28 PM
I wanna know why you like rubbing your head on a vaccum cleaner.
Title: Re: why do i like rubbing my
Post by: Callaway on June 18, 2007, 10:18:52 PM
I wanna know why you like rubbing your head on a vaccum cleaner.

Don't be obtuse.  That's not what Richard said.  He likes rubbing his head on the carpet.
Title: Re: why do i like rubbing my
Post by: Calandale on June 18, 2007, 10:21:09 PM
I wanna know why you like rubbing your head on a vaccum cleaner.

Don't be obtuse.  That's not what Richard said.  He likes rubbing his head on the carpet.

I LIKE to be so. Plus, it's a perfectly legitimate
way of reading the complete sentance.
Title: Re: why do i like rubbing my
Post by: Callaway on June 18, 2007, 10:25:18 PM
I wanna know why you like rubbing your head on a vaccum cleaner.

Don't be obtuse.  That's not what Richard said.  He likes rubbing his head on the carpet.

I LIKE to be so. Plus, it's a perfectly legitimate
way of reading the complete sentance.


No, it's not.  This is the sentence:

Quote
why do i like rubbing my head on the carpet like a vacuum cleaner?

Title: Re: why do i like rubbing my
Post by: Calandale on June 18, 2007, 10:30:32 PM
Right. We KNOW that he likes rubbing his head on the carpet,
but why does he like rubbing it on the carpet in the same manner
as he does rubbing it on a vaccum?
Title: Re: why do i like rubbing my
Post by: Dexter Morgan on June 19, 2007, 12:09:46 AM
The only way to get the demons out
Title: Re: why do i like rubbing my
Post by: Lucifer on June 19, 2007, 12:53:35 AM
head on the carpet like a vacuum cleaner? does anyone know?

cos you're a fucking mentalist. 

either that, or you think you're Noo-Noo

(http://www.ashleybristowe.com/weblog/content/binary/noonoo1.jpg)
Title: Re: why do i like rubbing my
Post by: Calandale on June 19, 2007, 12:54:29 AM
:penis:
Title: Re: why do i like rubbing my
Post by: McGiver on June 19, 2007, 05:42:35 AM
the itch from male pattern baldness?

i wouldn't know, since, i have a full head of hair.
Title: Re: why do i like rubbing my
Post by: richard on June 19, 2007, 09:38:17 AM
my hair looks flat from rubbing it on the carpet bitch :laugh:
Title: Re: why do i like rubbing my
Post by: El on June 19, 2007, 10:39:48 AM
Maybe you need some
(http://www.75.com.mt/snap28102005/common/image_provider.aspx?id=632815821615262500)
Title: Re: why do i like rubbing my
Post by: The_P on June 19, 2007, 10:50:04 AM
head on the carpet like a vacuum cleaner? does anyone know?

cos you're a fucking mentalist. 

either that, or you think you're Noo-Noo

(http://www.ashleybristowe.com/weblog/content/binary/noonoo1.jpg)

LOL at the Noo-Noo remark.
Title: Re: why do i like rubbing my
Post by: Randy on June 19, 2007, 11:13:09 AM
What thoughts occur before the action of rubbing?
 Just wondering if that is some sort of OCD thing, and I am not making fun.
Besides that :wanker:
Title: Re: why do i like rubbing my
Post by: odeon on June 19, 2007, 12:02:50 PM
What thoughts occur before the action of rubbing?
 Just wondering if that is some sort of OCD thing, and I am not making fun.
Besides that :wanker:

If that's the truth, you're rubbing the wrong part of your body. ;D
Title: Re: why do i like rubbing my
Post by: Leto729 on June 19, 2007, 12:11:33 PM
What kind of carpet do You have?
Title: Re: why do i like rubbing my
Post by: odeon on June 19, 2007, 12:13:19 PM
:rofl:
Title: Re: why do i like rubbing my
Post by: richard on June 19, 2007, 12:17:34 PM
What kind of carpet do You have?
its regular carpet, i dont know? i thought all carpet was the same :laugh:
Title: Re: why do i like rubbing my
Post by: Leto729 on June 19, 2007, 12:22:02 PM
You shag, low pile, high pile, indoor outdoor, and a few I can not remember.
Title: Re: why do i like rubbing my
Post by: Lucifer on June 19, 2007, 12:27:29 PM
What kind of carpet do You have?

:rofl:

 :agreed:  :rofl:

You shag, low pile, high pile, indoor outdoor, and a few I can not remember.

:LMAO:

Title: Re: why do i like rubbing my
Post by: El on June 19, 2007, 12:32:13 PM
If you're willing to go even beyond carpet, you could try some hardwood.
Title: Re: why do i like rubbing my
Post by: odeon on June 19, 2007, 12:33:01 PM
:LMAO: :rofl: :LMAO:
Title: Re: why do i like rubbing my
Post by: Lucifer on June 19, 2007, 12:34:42 PM
STOP IT !!!

i have just managed to snort fucking Brie out of my nose from laughing!

:LMAO: :LMAO:
Title: Re: why do i like rubbing my
Post by: McGiver on June 19, 2007, 12:38:35 PM
is that fake grass stuff considered carpet.
he could be trying for an afroturf.
Title: Re: why do i like rubbing my
Post by: duncvis on June 19, 2007, 04:06:39 PM
Now this thread is worth archiving.  :LMAO: :rofl:
Title: Re: why do i like rubbing my
Post by: richard on June 19, 2007, 05:05:48 PM
wait a minute bitch, do not archive untill i show my penis!

(http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c57/waterdogs12/Picture338.jpg)

(http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c57/waterdogs12/Picture339.jpg)

Title: Re: why do i like rubbing my
Post by: McGiver on June 19, 2007, 05:17:31 PM
oh yeah baby.

oh. yeah.


suck it.
Title: Re: why do i like rubbing my
Post by: richard on June 19, 2007, 05:26:51 PM
oh mcfaggot come here, and i'll fuck you two times!!

(http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c57/waterdogs12/Picture342.jpg)

*condoms not included
Title: Re: why do i like rubbing my
Post by: El on June 19, 2007, 05:33:34 PM
That is a fricking disturbing picture.
Title: Re: why do i like rubbing my
Post by: richard on June 19, 2007, 07:05:36 PM
it is? i got some disturbing pictures i can post,  :laugh:
Title: Re: why do i like rubbing my
Post by: maldoror on June 19, 2007, 07:17:14 PM
Where did you manage to find Blimpie brand condoms?
Title: Re: why do i like rubbing my
Post by: richard on June 19, 2007, 07:21:47 PM
i have no idea what you are asking me, but i do have a large peepee. i usually rock regular sized condoms, although they dont fit properly
Title: Re: why do i like rubbing my
Post by: maldoror on June 19, 2007, 07:27:58 PM
oh mcfaggot come here, and i'll fuck you two times!!

(http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c57/waterdogs12/Picture342.jpg)

*condoms not included

(http://www.visitcheyenne.org/images/db/listings/blimpielogo.jpg)

Bah, well, it's been like a decade since I've seen that logo.
Title: Re: why do i like rubbing my
Post by: McGiver on June 19, 2007, 07:54:14 PM
oh mcfaggot come here, and i'll fuck you two times!!

(http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c57/waterdogs12/Picture342.jpg)

*condoms not included
look, it's a dental dam for the selfloathin, black, homosexual male!
Title: Re: why do i like rubbing my
Post by: Lucifer on June 19, 2007, 10:41:29 PM
richard, dear, you're supposed to take them out of the packet, and put them on your knob, one at a time.  no good just sucking the packets.
Title: Re: why do i like rubbing my
Post by: vodz on June 19, 2007, 10:50:37 PM
richard, dear, you're supposed to take them out of the packet, and put them on your knob, one at a time.  no good just sucking the packets.
Unless they are the flavored variety. (though they should still be unwrapped).
Title: Re: why do i like rubbing my
Post by: Callaway on June 19, 2007, 10:51:27 PM
richard, dear, you're supposed to take them out of the packet, and put them on your knob, one at a time.  no good just sucking the packets.

 :laugh:

I think he said that they are too tight for him.
Title: Re: why do i like rubbing my
Post by: vodz on June 19, 2007, 10:52:40 PM
richard, dear, you're supposed to take them out of the packet, and put them on your knob, one at a time.  no good just sucking the packets.

 :laugh:

I think he said that they are too tight for him.
Don't mean to brag, but I never have this problem.  ;)
Title: Re: why do i like rubbing my
Post by: Calandale on June 19, 2007, 10:57:58 PM
I just want to say, "Fetch Fido!"
Title: Re: why do i like rubbing my
Post by: Callaway on June 19, 2007, 11:02:12 PM
richard, dear, you're supposed to take them out of the packet, and put them on your knob, one at a time.  no good just sucking the packets.

 :laugh:

I think he said that they are too tight for him.
Don't mean to brag, but I never have this problem.  ;)

Is having a small penis actually something guys brag about?
Title: Re: why do i like rubbing my
Post by: Calandale on June 19, 2007, 11:03:48 PM
richard, dear, you're supposed to take them out of the packet, and put them on your knob, one at a time.  no good just sucking the packets.

 :laugh:

I think he said that they are too tight for him.
Don't mean to brag, but I never have this problem.  ;)

Is having a small penis actually something guys brag about?

Of course. We sit around talking
about how small we are all the time.

Some of us even claim to be deep.
Title: Re: why do i like rubbing my
Post by: vodz on June 19, 2007, 11:06:45 PM
richard, dear, you're supposed to take them out of the packet, and put them on your knob, one at a time.  no good just sucking the packets.

 :laugh:

I think he said that they are too tight for him.
Don't mean to brag, but I never have this problem.  ;)

Is having a small penis actually something guys brag about?

Of course. We sit around talking
about how small we are all the time.

Some of us even claim to be deep.
This is true, you are seen as a bigger man if you can pull chicks with inferior physiology. Or maybe it's in the technique?
Title: Re: why do i like rubbing my
Post by: Callaway on June 19, 2007, 11:08:21 PM
richard, dear, you're supposed to take them out of the packet, and put them on your knob, one at a time.  no good just sucking the packets.

 :laugh:

I think he said that they are too tight for him.
Don't mean to brag, but I never have this problem.  ;)

Is having a small penis actually something guys brag about?

Of course. We sit around talking
about how small we are all the time.

Some of us even claim to be deep.
This is true, you are seen as a bigger man if you can pull chicks with inferior physiology. Or maybe it's in the technique?

 :laugh:

 :plus:
Title: Re: why do i like rubbing my
Post by: Calandale on June 19, 2007, 11:09:12 PM
This is true, you are seen as a bigger man if you can pull chicks with inferior physiology. Or maybe it's in the technique?

I am the master of inferior technique.
Title: Re: why do i like rubbing my
Post by: Scrapheap on June 19, 2007, 11:39:20 PM
This is true, you are seen as a bigger man if you can pull chicks with inferior physiology. Or maybe it's in the technique?

I am the master of inferior technique.

I threw up after fucking a chic once. In the end, I hope it made her feel inferior.
Title: Re: why do i like rubbing my
Post by: Calandale on June 20, 2007, 12:09:21 AM
This is true, you are seen as a bigger man if you can pull chicks with inferior physiology. Or maybe it's in the technique?

I am the master of inferior technique.

I threw up after fucking a chic once. In the end, I hope it made her feel inferior.

At least it was AFTER. I've known guys who puked ON gals.
Title: Re: why do i like rubbing my
Post by: Lucifer on June 20, 2007, 12:10:15 AM
This is true, you are seen as a bigger man if you can pull chicks with inferior physiology. Or maybe it's in the technique?

I am the master of inferior technique.

i bet.
Title: Re: why do i like rubbing my
Post by: richard on June 20, 2007, 12:15:46 AM
richard, dear, you're supposed to take them out of the packet, and put them on your knob, one at a time.  no good just sucking the packets.
im a pokeman :laugh:
Title: Re: why do i like rubbing my
Post by: McGiver on June 20, 2007, 07:55:53 AM
richard, dear, you're supposed to take them out of the packet, and put them on your knob, one at a time.  no good just sucking the packets.
im a pokeman :laugh:
gonna catch em' all?
Title: Re: why do i like rubbing my
Post by: El on June 20, 2007, 08:16:22 AM
Where did you manage to find Blimpie brand condoms?

See, now I feel a little bit strange about the fact that I not only instantly recognized that they were Durex, but also, that they're the brand (or one of them) that they have for free in this gigantic condom candy dish in my school's health center.  It's like the time I told my entire Adolescent Psych class about said candy dish all over again.  (Which should have been more embarassing than it was; it was too funny to me for me to feel bad about.)
Title: Re: why do i like rubbing my
Post by: Randy on June 20, 2007, 09:08:19 AM
Carpet? cummed soaked one  :laugh:
Title: Re: why do i like rubbing my
Post by: vodz on June 21, 2007, 06:13:48 AM
richard, dear, you're supposed to take them out of the packet, and put them on your knob, one at a time.  no good just sucking the packets.
im a pokeman :laugh:
gonna catch em' all?
:LMAO:
Title: Re: why do i like rubbing my
Post by: Leto729 on June 21, 2007, 06:44:54 AM
richard, dear, you're supposed to take them out of the packet, and put them on your knob, one at a time.  no good just sucking the packets.

 :laugh:

I think he said that they are too tight for him.
Don't mean to brag, but I never have this problem.  ;)

Is having a small penis actually something guys brag about?

Of course. We sit around talking
about how small we are all the time.

Some of us even claim to be deep.
This is true, you are seen as a bigger man if you can pull chicks with inferior physiology. Or maybe it's in the technique?
I had one woman say it is technique that matters in the end.
Title: Re: why do i like rubbing my
Post by: vodz on June 22, 2007, 12:29:37 AM
richard, dear, you're supposed to take them out of the packet, and put them on your knob, one at a time.  no good just sucking the packets.

 :laugh:

I think he said that they are too tight for him.
Don't mean to brag, but I never have this problem.  ;)

Is having a small penis actually something guys brag about?

Of course. We sit around talking
about how small we are all the time.

Some of us even claim to be deep.
This is true, you are seen as a bigger man if you can pull chicks with inferior physiology. Or maybe it's in the technique?
I had one woman say it is technique that matters in the end.
...or is it the end that matters in technique?
Title: Re: why do i like rubbing my
Post by: McGiver on June 22, 2007, 06:46:18 AM
richard, dear, you're supposed to take them out of the packet, and put them on your knob, one at a time.  no good just sucking the packets.

 :laugh:

I think he said that they are too tight for him.
Don't mean to brag, but I never have this problem.  ;)

Is having a small penis actually something guys brag about?

Of course. We sit around talking
about how small we are all the time.

Some of us even claim to be deep.
This is true, you are seen as a bigger man if you can pull chicks with inferior physiology. Or maybe it's in the technique?
I had one woman say it is technique that matters in the end.
...or is it the end that matters in technique?
....or techniquies, in the end, that matters.
Title: Re: why do i like rubbing my
Post by: El on June 22, 2007, 07:41:42 AM
richard, dear, you're supposed to take them out of the packet, and put them on your knob, one at a time.  no good just sucking the packets.

 :laugh:

I think he said that they are too tight for him.
Don't mean to brag, but I never have this problem.  ;)

Is having a small penis actually something guys brag about?

Of course. We sit around talking
about how small we are all the time.

Some of us even claim to be deep.
This is true, you are seen as a bigger man if you can pull chicks with inferior physiology. Or maybe it's in the technique?
I had one woman say it is technique that matters in the end.
...or is it the end that matters in technique?
....or techniquies, in the end, that matters.
This is an endless debate, and it doesn't technically matter.
Title: Re: why do i like rubbing my
Post by: Lucifer on June 22, 2007, 12:56:49 PM
why do men always go on about size?  i mean, anything over 7-8" is fucking painful, for a lot of women.

so, PMS Elle, should we start a discussion on the size of our labia, do you think?
Title: Re: why do i like rubbing my
Post by: McGiver on June 22, 2007, 01:55:50 PM
why do men always go on about size?  i mean, anything over 7-8" is fucking painful, for a lot of women.

so, PMS Elle, should we start a discussion on the size of our labia, do you think?
i wouldn't mind if you compared nipples.
Title: Re: why do i like rubbing my
Post by: Lucifer on June 22, 2007, 01:57:48 PM
quel surpris  but nipples ain't on the menu, dear thing - it's labia or nothing.  :P
Title: Re: why do i like rubbing my
Post by: Calandale on June 22, 2007, 10:09:16 PM
why do men always go on about size?  i mean, anything over 7-8" is fucking painful, for a lot of women.

so, PMS Elle, should we start a discussion on the size of our labia, do you think?

I would enjoy that conversation.
Certainly doesn't seem to have any
real effect on sex itself though, more
a matter of pure aesthetics.
Title: Re: why do i like rubbing my
Post by: richard on June 22, 2007, 10:13:21 PM
why do men always go on about size?  i mean, anything over 7-8" is fucking painful, for a lot of women.

so, PMS Elle, should we start a discussion on the size of our labia, do you think?
well then id guess it hurt if i fucked you. im 8 inches  :)

btw how deep is a womans pussy? a few inches? someone told me more like 10 :eyelash:
Title: Re: why do i like rubbing my
Post by: Calandale on June 22, 2007, 10:40:41 PM
I don't know, but
banging into ovaries
seems to be unpleasant.

Title: Re: why do i like rubbing my
Post by: El on June 23, 2007, 07:15:35 AM
why do men always go on about size?  i mean, anything over 7-8" is fucking painful, for a lot of women.

so, PMS Elle, should we start a discussion on the size of our labia, do you think?

Were we going to have this discussion before or after the charity wank?
Title: Re: why do i like rubbing my
Post by: Lucifer on June 23, 2007, 07:16:24 AM
why do men always go on about size?  i mean, anything over 7-8" is fucking painful, for a lot of women.

so, PMS Elle, should we start a discussion on the size of our labia, do you think?

Were we going to have this discussion before or after the charity wank?

oh, before during and after, i should think.   i mean, there's a lot of labia to discuss.  :eyebrows:
Title: Re: why do i like rubbing my
Post by: McGiver on June 23, 2007, 07:29:58 AM
nice to see that this site is no longer a sausage fest.
seems as if you bait the fairer species enough, they will unite.
Title: Re: why do i like rubbing my
Post by: El on June 23, 2007, 07:34:57 AM
nice to see that this site is no longer a sausage fest.
seems as if you bait the fairer species enough, they will unite.
Who the fuck are you calling FAIR???
Title: Re: why do i like rubbing my
Post by: Lucifer on June 23, 2007, 10:25:29 AM
nice to see that this site is no longer a sausage fest.
seems as if you bait the fairer species enough, they will unite.

who the fuck are you calling a species?!
Title: Re: why do i like rubbing my
Post by: El on June 23, 2007, 10:29:01 AM
nice to see that this site is no longer a sausage fest.
seems as if you bait the fairer species enough, they will unite.

who the fuck are you calling a species?!

 :green:
Title: Re: why do i like rubbing my
Post by: Calandale on June 23, 2007, 04:08:15 PM
nice to see that this site is no longer a sausage fest.
seems as if you bait the fairer species enough, they will unite.

who the fuck are you calling a species?!

Well, seeing as men are unnecessary....
Title: Re: why do i like rubbing my
Post by: Lucifer on June 23, 2007, 04:13:32 PM
nice to see that this site is no longer a sausage fest.
seems as if you bait the fairer species enough, they will unite.

who the fuck are you calling a species?!

Well, seeing as men are unnecessary....

not at all.  i am by no means a separatist feminist.  far from it.  just that i like men to have some sort of something going for them.
Title: Re: why do i like rubbing my
Post by: Calandale on June 23, 2007, 04:14:35 PM
nice to see that this site is no longer a sausage fest.
seems as if you bait the fairer species enough, they will unite.

who the fuck are you calling a species?!

Well, seeing as men are unnecessary....

not at all.  i am by no means a separatist feminist.  far from it.  just that i like men to have some sort of something going for them.

I meant for reproduction.
Title: Re: why do i like rubbing my
Post by: Lucifer on June 23, 2007, 04:16:04 PM
oh yuck - even men are better than turkey basters.  *shudder*
Title: Re: why do i like rubbing my
Post by: Leto729 on June 23, 2007, 04:16:36 PM
nice to see that this site is no longer a sausage fest.
seems as if you bait the fairer species enough, they will unite.
The ratio is still 1:5 to 1 though.
Title: Re: why do i like rubbing my
Post by: Callaway on June 26, 2007, 09:27:17 PM
oh yuck - even men are better than turkey basters.  *shudder*

Actually one can wash and centrifuge the sperm, then insert it inside the uterus using a tiny tube attached to a syringe.  Much more efficient than a turkey baster.

 ;)
Title: Re: why do i like rubbing my
Post by: Calandale on June 26, 2007, 09:49:23 PM
Plus, sperm aren't actually necessary either.
Title: Re: why do i like rubbing my
Post by: Scrapheap on June 26, 2007, 10:07:09 PM
It sure makes things easier though.
Title: Re: why do i like rubbing my
Post by: El on June 27, 2007, 01:46:37 PM
Plus, sperm aren't actually necessary either.

Maybe not, but Every Sperm is Sacred! (http://www.lyricsdepot.com/monty-python/every-sperm-is-sacred.html)
Title: Re: why do i like rubbing my
Post by: Calandale on June 28, 2007, 12:30:07 AM
Plus, sperm aren't actually necessary either.

Maybe not, but Every Sperm is Sacred! (http://www.lyricsdepot.com/monty-python/every-sperm-is-sacred.html)

God's sperm especially so,
which is why one should
swallow and not spit out
the eucharist.
Title: Re: why do i like rubbing my
Post by: Lucifer on June 28, 2007, 01:31:25 AM
oh yuck - even men are better than turkey basters.  *shudder*

Actually one can wash and centrifuge the sperm, then insert it inside the uterus using a tiny tube attached to a syringe.  Much more efficient than a turkey baster.

 ;)

oh, now i feel SO much better.  thanks callaway...  looks like i've got a new hobby, then.  :GA: