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Start here => What's your crime? Basic Discussion => Topic started by: richard on June 18, 2007, 10:06:26 PM
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head on the carpet like a vacuum cleaner? does anyone know?
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Maybe your body is craving the deep pressure or the tactile sensation?
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I wanna know why you like rubbing your head on a vaccum cleaner.
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I wanna know why you like rubbing your head on a vaccum cleaner.
Don't be obtuse. That's not what Richard said. He likes rubbing his head on the carpet.
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I wanna know why you like rubbing your head on a vaccum cleaner.
Don't be obtuse. That's not what Richard said. He likes rubbing his head on the carpet.
I LIKE to be so. Plus, it's a perfectly legitimate
way of reading the complete sentance.
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I wanna know why you like rubbing your head on a vaccum cleaner.
Don't be obtuse. That's not what Richard said. He likes rubbing his head on the carpet.
I LIKE to be so. Plus, it's a perfectly legitimate
way of reading the complete sentance.
No, it's not. This is the sentence:
why do i like rubbing my head on the carpet like a vacuum cleaner?
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Right. We KNOW that he likes rubbing his head on the carpet,
but why does he like rubbing it on the carpet in the same manner
as he does rubbing it on a vaccum?
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The only way to get the demons out
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head on the carpet like a vacuum cleaner? does anyone know?
cos you're a fucking mentalist.
either that, or you think you're Noo-Noo
(http://www.ashleybristowe.com/weblog/content/binary/noonoo1.jpg)
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:penis:
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the itch from male pattern baldness?
i wouldn't know, since, i have a full head of hair.
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my hair looks flat from rubbing it on the carpet bitch :laugh:
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Maybe you need some
(http://www.75.com.mt/snap28102005/common/image_provider.aspx?id=632815821615262500)
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head on the carpet like a vacuum cleaner? does anyone know?
cos you're a fucking mentalist.
either that, or you think you're Noo-Noo
(http://www.ashleybristowe.com/weblog/content/binary/noonoo1.jpg)
LOL at the Noo-Noo remark.
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What thoughts occur before the action of rubbing?
Just wondering if that is some sort of OCD thing, and I am not making fun.
Besides that :wanker:
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What thoughts occur before the action of rubbing?
Just wondering if that is some sort of OCD thing, and I am not making fun.
Besides that :wanker:
If that's the truth, you're rubbing the wrong part of your body. ;D
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What kind of carpet do You have?
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:rofl:
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What kind of carpet do You have?
its regular carpet, i dont know? i thought all carpet was the same :laugh:
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You shag, low pile, high pile, indoor outdoor, and a few I can not remember.
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What kind of carpet do You have?
:rofl:
:agreed: :rofl:
You shag, low pile, high pile, indoor outdoor, and a few I can not remember.
:LMAO:
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If you're willing to go even beyond carpet, you could try some hardwood.
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:LMAO: :rofl: :LMAO:
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STOP IT !!!
i have just managed to snort fucking Brie out of my nose from laughing!
:LMAO: :LMAO:
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is that fake grass stuff considered carpet.
he could be trying for an afroturf.
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Now this thread is worth archiving. :LMAO: :rofl:
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wait a minute bitch, do not archive untill i show my penis!
(http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c57/waterdogs12/Picture338.jpg)
(http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c57/waterdogs12/Picture339.jpg)
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oh yeah baby.
oh. yeah.
suck it.
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oh mcfaggot come here, and i'll fuck you two times!!
(http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c57/waterdogs12/Picture342.jpg)
*condoms not included
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That is a fricking disturbing picture.
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it is? i got some disturbing pictures i can post, :laugh:
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Where did you manage to find Blimpie brand condoms?
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i have no idea what you are asking me, but i do have a large peepee. i usually rock regular sized condoms, although they dont fit properly
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oh mcfaggot come here, and i'll fuck you two times!!
(http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c57/waterdogs12/Picture342.jpg)
*condoms not included
(http://www.visitcheyenne.org/images/db/listings/blimpielogo.jpg)
Bah, well, it's been like a decade since I've seen that logo.
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oh mcfaggot come here, and i'll fuck you two times!!
(http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c57/waterdogs12/Picture342.jpg)
*condoms not included
look, it's a dental dam for the selfloathin, black, homosexual male!
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richard, dear, you're supposed to take them out of the packet, and put them on your knob, one at a time. no good just sucking the packets.
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richard, dear, you're supposed to take them out of the packet, and put them on your knob, one at a time. no good just sucking the packets.
Unless they are the flavored variety. (though they should still be unwrapped).
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richard, dear, you're supposed to take them out of the packet, and put them on your knob, one at a time. no good just sucking the packets.
:laugh:
I think he said that they are too tight for him.
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richard, dear, you're supposed to take them out of the packet, and put them on your knob, one at a time. no good just sucking the packets.
:laugh:
I think he said that they are too tight for him.
Don't mean to brag, but I never have this problem. ;)
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I just want to say, "Fetch Fido!"
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richard, dear, you're supposed to take them out of the packet, and put them on your knob, one at a time. no good just sucking the packets.
:laugh:
I think he said that they are too tight for him.
Don't mean to brag, but I never have this problem. ;)
Is having a small penis actually something guys brag about?
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richard, dear, you're supposed to take them out of the packet, and put them on your knob, one at a time. no good just sucking the packets.
:laugh:
I think he said that they are too tight for him.
Don't mean to brag, but I never have this problem. ;)
Is having a small penis actually something guys brag about?
Of course. We sit around talking
about how small we are all the time.
Some of us even claim to be deep.
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richard, dear, you're supposed to take them out of the packet, and put them on your knob, one at a time. no good just sucking the packets.
:laugh:
I think he said that they are too tight for him.
Don't mean to brag, but I never have this problem. ;)
Is having a small penis actually something guys brag about?
Of course. We sit around talking
about how small we are all the time.
Some of us even claim to be deep.
This is true, you are seen as a bigger man if you can pull chicks with inferior physiology. Or maybe it's in the technique?
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richard, dear, you're supposed to take them out of the packet, and put them on your knob, one at a time. no good just sucking the packets.
:laugh:
I think he said that they are too tight for him.
Don't mean to brag, but I never have this problem. ;)
Is having a small penis actually something guys brag about?
Of course. We sit around talking
about how small we are all the time.
Some of us even claim to be deep.
This is true, you are seen as a bigger man if you can pull chicks with inferior physiology. Or maybe it's in the technique?
:laugh:
:plus:
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This is true, you are seen as a bigger man if you can pull chicks with inferior physiology. Or maybe it's in the technique?
I am the master of inferior technique.
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This is true, you are seen as a bigger man if you can pull chicks with inferior physiology. Or maybe it's in the technique?
I am the master of inferior technique.
I threw up after fucking a chic once. In the end, I hope it made her feel inferior.
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This is true, you are seen as a bigger man if you can pull chicks with inferior physiology. Or maybe it's in the technique?
I am the master of inferior technique.
I threw up after fucking a chic once. In the end, I hope it made her feel inferior.
At least it was AFTER. I've known guys who puked ON gals.
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This is true, you are seen as a bigger man if you can pull chicks with inferior physiology. Or maybe it's in the technique?
I am the master of inferior technique.
i bet.
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richard, dear, you're supposed to take them out of the packet, and put them on your knob, one at a time. no good just sucking the packets.
im a pokeman :laugh:
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richard, dear, you're supposed to take them out of the packet, and put them on your knob, one at a time. no good just sucking the packets.
im a pokeman :laugh:
gonna catch em' all?
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Where did you manage to find Blimpie brand condoms?
See, now I feel a little bit strange about the fact that I not only instantly recognized that they were Durex, but also, that they're the brand (or one of them) that they have for free in this gigantic condom candy dish in my school's health center. It's like the time I told my entire Adolescent Psych class about said candy dish all over again. (Which should have been more embarassing than it was; it was too funny to me for me to feel bad about.)
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Carpet? cummed soaked one :laugh:
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richard, dear, you're supposed to take them out of the packet, and put them on your knob, one at a time. no good just sucking the packets.
im a pokeman :laugh:
gonna catch em' all?
:LMAO:
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richard, dear, you're supposed to take them out of the packet, and put them on your knob, one at a time. no good just sucking the packets.
:laugh:
I think he said that they are too tight for him.
Don't mean to brag, but I never have this problem. ;)
Is having a small penis actually something guys brag about?
Of course. We sit around talking
about how small we are all the time.
Some of us even claim to be deep.
This is true, you are seen as a bigger man if you can pull chicks with inferior physiology. Or maybe it's in the technique?
I had one woman say it is technique that matters in the end.
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richard, dear, you're supposed to take them out of the packet, and put them on your knob, one at a time. no good just sucking the packets.
:laugh:
I think he said that they are too tight for him.
Don't mean to brag, but I never have this problem. ;)
Is having a small penis actually something guys brag about?
Of course. We sit around talking
about how small we are all the time.
Some of us even claim to be deep.
This is true, you are seen as a bigger man if you can pull chicks with inferior physiology. Or maybe it's in the technique?
I had one woman say it is technique that matters in the end.
...or is it the end that matters in technique?
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richard, dear, you're supposed to take them out of the packet, and put them on your knob, one at a time. no good just sucking the packets.
:laugh:
I think he said that they are too tight for him.
Don't mean to brag, but I never have this problem. ;)
Is having a small penis actually something guys brag about?
Of course. We sit around talking
about how small we are all the time.
Some of us even claim to be deep.
This is true, you are seen as a bigger man if you can pull chicks with inferior physiology. Or maybe it's in the technique?
I had one woman say it is technique that matters in the end.
...or is it the end that matters in technique?
....or techniquies, in the end, that matters.
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richard, dear, you're supposed to take them out of the packet, and put them on your knob, one at a time. no good just sucking the packets.
:laugh:
I think he said that they are too tight for him.
Don't mean to brag, but I never have this problem. ;)
Is having a small penis actually something guys brag about?
Of course. We sit around talking
about how small we are all the time.
Some of us even claim to be deep.
This is true, you are seen as a bigger man if you can pull chicks with inferior physiology. Or maybe it's in the technique?
I had one woman say it is technique that matters in the end.
...or is it the end that matters in technique?
....or techniquies, in the end, that matters.
This is an endless debate, and it doesn't technically matter.
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why do men always go on about size? i mean, anything over 7-8" is fucking painful, for a lot of women.
so, PMS Elle, should we start a discussion on the size of our labia, do you think?
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why do men always go on about size? i mean, anything over 7-8" is fucking painful, for a lot of women.
so, PMS Elle, should we start a discussion on the size of our labia, do you think?
i wouldn't mind if you compared nipples.
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quel surpris but nipples ain't on the menu, dear thing - it's labia or nothing. :P
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why do men always go on about size? i mean, anything over 7-8" is fucking painful, for a lot of women.
so, PMS Elle, should we start a discussion on the size of our labia, do you think?
I would enjoy that conversation.
Certainly doesn't seem to have any
real effect on sex itself though, more
a matter of pure aesthetics.
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why do men always go on about size? i mean, anything over 7-8" is fucking painful, for a lot of women.
so, PMS Elle, should we start a discussion on the size of our labia, do you think?
well then id guess it hurt if i fucked you. im 8 inches :)
btw how deep is a womans pussy? a few inches? someone told me more like 10 :eyelash:
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I don't know, but
banging into ovaries
seems to be unpleasant.
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why do men always go on about size? i mean, anything over 7-8" is fucking painful, for a lot of women.
so, PMS Elle, should we start a discussion on the size of our labia, do you think?
Were we going to have this discussion before or after the charity wank?
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why do men always go on about size? i mean, anything over 7-8" is fucking painful, for a lot of women.
so, PMS Elle, should we start a discussion on the size of our labia, do you think?
Were we going to have this discussion before or after the charity wank?
oh, before during and after, i should think. i mean, there's a lot of labia to discuss. :eyebrows:
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nice to see that this site is no longer a sausage fest.
seems as if you bait the fairer species enough, they will unite.
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nice to see that this site is no longer a sausage fest.
seems as if you bait the fairer species enough, they will unite.
Who the fuck are you calling FAIR???
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nice to see that this site is no longer a sausage fest.
seems as if you bait the fairer species enough, they will unite.
who the fuck are you calling a species?!
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nice to see that this site is no longer a sausage fest.
seems as if you bait the fairer species enough, they will unite.
who the fuck are you calling a species?!
:green:
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nice to see that this site is no longer a sausage fest.
seems as if you bait the fairer species enough, they will unite.
who the fuck are you calling a species?!
Well, seeing as men are unnecessary....
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nice to see that this site is no longer a sausage fest.
seems as if you bait the fairer species enough, they will unite.
who the fuck are you calling a species?!
Well, seeing as men are unnecessary....
not at all. i am by no means a separatist feminist. far from it. just that i like men to have some sort of something going for them.
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nice to see that this site is no longer a sausage fest.
seems as if you bait the fairer species enough, they will unite.
who the fuck are you calling a species?!
Well, seeing as men are unnecessary....
not at all. i am by no means a separatist feminist. far from it. just that i like men to have some sort of something going for them.
I meant for reproduction.
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oh yuck - even men are better than turkey basters. *shudder*
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nice to see that this site is no longer a sausage fest.
seems as if you bait the fairer species enough, they will unite.
The ratio is still 1:5 to 1 though.
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oh yuck - even men are better than turkey basters. *shudder*
Actually one can wash and centrifuge the sperm, then insert it inside the uterus using a tiny tube attached to a syringe. Much more efficient than a turkey baster.
;)
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Plus, sperm aren't actually necessary either.
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It sure makes things easier though.
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Plus, sperm aren't actually necessary either.
Maybe not, but Every Sperm is Sacred! (http://www.lyricsdepot.com/monty-python/every-sperm-is-sacred.html)
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Plus, sperm aren't actually necessary either.
Maybe not, but Every Sperm is Sacred! (http://www.lyricsdepot.com/monty-python/every-sperm-is-sacred.html)
God's sperm especially so,
which is why one should
swallow and not spit out
the eucharist.
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oh yuck - even men are better than turkey basters. *shudder*
Actually one can wash and centrifuge the sperm, then insert it inside the uterus using a tiny tube attached to a syringe. Much more efficient than a turkey baster.
;)
oh, now i feel SO much better. thanks callaway... looks like i've got a new hobby, then. :GA: