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Start here => M.O.-Introductions => Topic started by: SomeRandomGuy on June 13, 2007, 12:39:37 PM
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Hi.
I'm new here. Willow brought me.
Now you know who to blame.
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have you ever had anything go into your ass?
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have you ever had anything go into your ass?
Why? Got something to recommend?
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have you ever had anything go into your ass?
Why? Got something to recommend?
answer the question then i'll let you know.
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answer the question then i'll let you know.
What has or hasn't been in my ass is for me, my lover, and the Denver Broncos football team to know about, and them only.
I'm a very private person.
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answer the question then i'll let you know.
What has or hasn't been in my ass is for me, my lover, and the Denver Broncos football team to know about, and them only.
I'm a very private person.
i had to plus you, oh gracious one.
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i had to plus you, oh gracious one.
I'll bet, in your world, that makes you cool or something.
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Hi.
I'm new here. Willow brought me.
Now you know who to blame.
do you HAVE to breed malcontent everywhere you go??
I want these frea.....people...to LIKE me.
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i had to plus you, oh gracious one.
I'll bet, in your world, that makes you cool or something.
no. actually it makes you cool.
see, i am in charge here.
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cock fight! cock fight!
whip them out!
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cock fight! cock fight!
whip them out!
http://www.i25.photobucket.com/albums/c57/waterdogs12/Picture229.jpg
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no. actually it makes you cool.
see, i am in charge here.
Yay me.
So, it bears mentioning, I've been called an asshole a time or two. All in good fun though...
Thanks for the plus, since it makes me cool and all.
;D (The smiley makes it all better)
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no. actually it makes you cool.
see, i am in charge here.
Yay me.
So, it bears mentioning, I've been called an asshole a time or two. All in good fun though...
Thanks for the plus, since it makes me cool and all.
;D (The smiley makes it all better)
I'm really disappointed that you bowed to the societal pressure to add a face to ease the sting.
:P
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I'm really disappointed that you bowed to the societal pressure to add a face to ease the sting.
:P
I'm new here. I want these people to like me.
See how hard I'm trying?
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no problem.
it's just that i drew the short straw with purposeful insanity and i ended up with you as my bitch.
she got willow.
don't worry, it only lasts for a few days, until you learn to spread your wings and fly.
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no problem.
it's just that i drew the short straw with purposeful insanity and i ended up with you as my bitch.
she got willow.
don't worry, it only lasts for a few days, until you learn to spread your wings and fly.
I totally got the better deal out of it.
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no. actually it makes you cool.
see, i am in charge here.
Yay me.
So, it bears mentioning, I've been called an asshole a time or two. All in good fun though...
Thanks for the plus, since it makes me cool and all.
;D (The smiley makes it all better)
I'm really disappointed that you bowed to the societal pressure to add a face to ease the sting.
:P
oh, and like you think you are getting away with a clean escpae, just because of that stupid hair dying thread.
well perhaps you are.
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no problem.
it's just that i drew the short straw with purposeful insanity and i ended up with you as my bitch.
she got willow.
don't worry, it only lasts for a few days, until you learn to spread your wings and fly.
Come on- we all know you're my bitch, I don't need another. ;)
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no problem.
it's just that i drew the short straw with purposeful insanity and i ended up with you as my bitch.
she got willow.
don't worry, it only lasts for a few days, until you learn to spread your wings and fly.
I totally got the better deal out of it.
and she totally did as well.
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no problem.
it's just that i drew the short straw with purposeful insanity and i ended up with you as my bitch.
she got willow.
don't worry, it only lasts for a few days, until you learn to spread your wings and fly.
Come on- we all know you're my bitch, I don't need another. ;)
woman.
what have i told you about speaking in public about our private affairs?
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no problem.
it's just that i drew the short straw with purposeful insanity and i ended up with you as my bitch.
she got willow.
don't worry, it only lasts for a few days, until you learn to spread your wings and fly.
Come on- we all know you're my bitch, I don't need another. ;)
woman.
what have i told you about speaking in public about our private affairs?
But you're late on the payments for my silence :-*
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no problem.
it's just that i drew the short straw with purposeful insanity and i ended up with you as my bitch.
she got willow.
don't worry, it only lasts for a few days, until you learn to spread your wings and fly.
Come on- we all know you're my bitch, I don't need another. ;)
woman.
what have i told you about speaking in public about our private affairs?
But you're late on the payments for my silence :-*
you are a greedy little git!
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no problem.
it's just that i drew the short straw with purposeful insanity and i ended up with you as my bitch.
she got willow.
don't worry, it only lasts for a few days, until you learn to spread your wings and fly.
Come on- we all know you're my bitch, I don't need another. ;)
woman.
what have i told you about speaking in public about our private affairs?
:rofl:
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no problem.
it's just that i drew the short straw with purposeful insanity and i ended up with you as my bitch.
she got willow.
don't worry, it only lasts for a few days, until you learn to spread your wings and fly.
Come on- we all know you're my bitch, I don't need another. ;)
woman.
what have i told you about speaking in public about our private affairs?
But you're late on the payments for my silence :-*
you are a greedy little git!
Posting in the mirror again?
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i can't keep up with you.
did we scare the n00b, yet?
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i can't keep up with you.
did we scare the n00b, yet?
Damn anyone would think I was knocking down your door 6 times a day like a crazed sex maniac.
We were supposed to be trying to?
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i can't keep up with you.
did we scare the n00b, yet?
Damn anyone would think I was knocking down your door 6 times a day like a crazed sex maniac.
We were supposed to be trying to?
we treat em like they come in.
too bad, most people come here as if they have something to prove.
now, i am going to go get some sex action on my day off.
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i can't keep up with you.
did we scare the n00b, yet?
zat me?
I thought we changed "n00b" to "boo boo kitty fuck" 5 pages ago.
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did we scare the n00b, yet?
No, I just have more important things than you to deal with.
Take heart though, I'm sure I'll find some scraps of time to toss your way, you know, like to a dog.
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we treat em like they come in.
too bad, most people come here as if they have something to prove.
I just don't have it in me to be bothered much anymore- seen it all before perhaps?
now, i am going to go get some sex action on my day off.
Have fun ;)
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too bad, most people come here as if they have something to prove.
*chuckle* Oh yeah, and the general flavour of these forums has nothing whatsoever to contribute to _that_ perception.
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too bad, most people come here as if they have something to prove.
*chuckle* Oh yeah, and the general flavour of these forums has nothing whatsoever to contribute to _that_ perception.
I know...it is like..yeah.
amirite?
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too bad, most people come here as if they have something to prove.
*chuckle* Oh yeah, and the general flavour of these forums has nothing whatsoever to contribute to _that_ perception.
Depends on how much perspicacity you bring to the game.
Too bad you are so easily intimidated.
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Too bad you are so easily intimidated.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*gasps for air*
No, seriously
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhAHA
Bring it.
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:jerry:
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what are they?
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Too bad you are so easily intimidated.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*gasps for air*
No, seriously
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhAHA
Bring it.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Give it a few days for your novelty to wear off, you'll see.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
Yeah.
Time for some Suikoden.
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Too bad you are so easily intimidated.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*gasps for air*
No, seriously
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhAHA
Bring it.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Give it a few days for your novelty to wear off, you'll see.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
Yeah.
Time for some Suikoden.
can I have your kittens?
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Too bad you are so easily intimidated.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*gasps for air*
No, seriously
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhAHA
Bring it.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Give it a few days for your novelty to wear off, you'll see.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
Yeah.
Time for some Suikoden.
can I have your kittens?
What? Your pet internet tough guy ain't enough for ya? (J-O-K-E.)
And I might change my screenname and avatar pretty soon (compulsive habit of mine here), so don't get too attached to it.
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What? Your pet internet tough guy ain't enough for ya? (J-O-K-E.)
Holy hell do you have it wrong. I'm a frickin' teddy bear compared to Willow.
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What? Your pet internet tough guy ain't enough for ya? (J-O-K-E.)
Holy hell do you have it wrong. I'm a frickin' teddy bear compared to Willow.
I know, right. I'm mean..... you're just an asshole.
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What? Your pet internet tough guy ain't enough for ya? (J-O-K-E.)
Holy hell do you have it wrong. I'm a frickin' teddy bear compared to Willow.
And I'll be Mr. Motherfuckin' T-N-T if you find that Smart Personality headgear you were bragging about earlier.
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Too bad you are so easily intimidated.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*gasps for air*
No, seriously
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhAHA
Bring it.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Give it a few days for your novelty to wear off, you'll see.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
Yeah.
Time for some Suikoden.
can I have your kittens?
What? Your pet internet tough guy ain't enough for ya? (J-O-K-E.)
And I might change my screenname and avatar pretty soon (compulsive habit of mine here), so don't get too attached to it.
huh. I dind't even really notice that you had a cat avatar. asking if I can have someone's kittens is my Pickup Line.
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And I'll be Mr. Motherfuckin' T-N-T if you find that Smart Personality headgear you were bragging about earlier.
Allright, but untill then, maybe you should go back to your corner? You're not doing yourself any favors here.
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And I'll be Mr. Motherfuckin' T-N-T if you find that Smart Personality headgear you were bragging about earlier.
Allright, but untill then, maybe you should go back to your corner? You're not doing yourself any favors here.
don't make him hate you too much....I'm trying to put The Moves on him.
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don't make him hate you too much....I'm trying to put The Moves on him.
Pfft, I'm working FOR you here darlin', I want you two to have something in common.
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don't make him hate you too much....I'm trying to put The Moves on him.
Pfft, I'm working FOR you here darlin', I want you two to have something in common.
yes, it would be nice to have that shared YOU hate in common with him...but I think if he hates you TOO much...it will stick to me. not unlike that rubber/glue bullshit.
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And I'll be Mr. Motherfuckin' T-N-T if you find that Smart Personality headgear you were bragging about earlier.
Allright, but untill then, maybe you should go back to your corner? You're not doing yourself any favors here.
I'm gaining something from this now? I thought I was just killing some time with some haughty newcomers here with a lot of mouth.
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And I'll be Mr. Motherfuckin' T-N-T if you find that Smart Personality headgear you were bragging about earlier.
Allright, but untill then, maybe you should go back to your corner? You're not doing yourself any favors here.
I'm gaining something from this now? I thought I was just killing some time with some haughty newcomers here with a lot of mouth.
see random? newcomerS. you've tainted me with your vileness...and now he will never love me.
fuckstar.
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Anyhow, did you two come from WrongPlanet or summat, or are you two a couple of non-autistic friends of Canderel the Sugar Daddy from some other message board?
Will we get a tirade of pity posts from you non-broken folks in the near future?
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see random? newcomerS. you've tainted me with your vileness...and now he will never love me.
fuckstar.
You don't need his love, you've got the Hipbreaker 6000 in your drawer.
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And I'll be Mr. Motherfuckin' T-N-T if you find that Smart Personality headgear you were bragging about earlier.
Allright, but untill then, maybe you should go back to your corner? You're not doing yourself any favors here.
I'm gaining something from this now? I thought I was just killing some time with some haughty newcomers here with a lot of mouth.
see random? newcomerS. you've tainted me with your vileness...and now he will never love me.
fuckstar.
Too much of a Mamma's Boy, that is why.
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Anyhow, did you two come from WrongPlanet or summat, or are you two a couple of non-autistic friends of Canderel the Sugar Daddy?
Will we get a tirade of pity posts from the non-broken folks in the near future?
WP.
I heard a rumor that people hear didn't cry if you told them to shut up....then I passed the rumor along.
I like it there....but sometimes..a lot of times...I want to tell someone they are a fuck idiot face..and..well. I can't.
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Half of us have been banned from The Other Place for calling people fuck idiot face. Mainly Alex. :angel:
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Anyhow, did you two come from WrongPlanet or summat, or are you two a couple of non-autistic friends of Canderel the Sugar Daddy?
Will we get a tirade of pity posts from the non-broken folks in the near future?
WP.
I heard a rumor that people hear didn't cry if you told them to shut up....then I passed the rumor along.
I like it there....but sometimes..a lot of times...I want to tell someone they are a fuck idiot face..and..well. I can't.
No one over there is mean enough to tolerate me.
So I am forced to self-edit. I hate self-editing.
Lucky ya'll.
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Half of us have been banned from The Other Place for calling people fuck idiot face. Mainly Alex. :angel:
something for me to aspire to, then.
I know I will snap one day and unleash a fiery outpouring of cuss.
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I know I will snap one day and unleash a fiery outpouring of cuss.
If a certain pair of Pigfucking asshats have anything to say about it, sooner than later is my guess.
(Bad words are fun, m'kay)
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odeon's banning was the funniest. he got barred for comparing the place to a bad daytime soap and asking where the obligatory brain tumour was. >:D
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I know I will snap one day and unleash a fiery outpouring of cuss.
If a certain pair of Pigfucking asshats have anything to say about it, sooner than later is my guess.
(Bad words are fun, m'kay)
god I hate the two of them. like...almost sheryl crow hate.
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no problem.
it's just that i drew the short straw with purposeful insanity and i ended up with you as my bitch.
she got willow.
don't worry, it only lasts for a few days, until you learn to spread your wings and fly.
I totally got the better deal out of it.
This is SO true. PI is much hotter.
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And I'll be Mr. Motherfuckin' T-N-T if you find that Smart Personality headgear you were bragging about earlier.
Allright, but untill then, maybe you should go back to your corner? You're not doing yourself any favors here.
don't make him hate you too much....I'm trying to put The Moves on him.
Ooh...sounds good pea.
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no problem.
it's just that i drew the short straw with purposeful insanity and i ended up with you as my bitch.
she got willow.
don't worry, it only lasts for a few days, until you learn to spread your wings and fly.
I totally got the better deal out of it.
This is SO true. PI is much hotter.
callie is just my subbie and he hates it.
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I know I will snap one day and unleash a fiery outpouring of cuss.
If a certain pair of Pigfucking asshats have anything to say about it, sooner than later is my guess.
(Bad words are fun, m'kay)
Pigfucking asshats?
I didn't know anyone else at WP was into bestiality.
Who are they?
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I know I will snap one day and unleash a fiery outpouring of cuss.
If a certain pair of Pigfucking asshats have anything to say about it, sooner than later is my guess.
(Bad words are fun, m'kay)
Pigfucking asshats?
I didn't know anyone else at WP was into bestiality.
Who are they?
I don't want to tell you until I go to see if you were on their side in some asshole thread.... :angel:
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I know I will snap one day and unleash a fiery outpouring of cuss.
If a certain pair of Pigfucking asshats have anything to say about it, sooner than later is my guess.
(Bad words are fun, m'kay)
Pigfucking asshats?
I didn't know anyone else at WP was into bestiality.
Who are they?
I don't want to tell you until I go to see if you were on their side in some asshole thread.... :angel:
I'm on EVERYONE'S side. And no ones'.
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I know I will snap one day and unleash a fiery outpouring of cuss.
If a certain pair of Pigfucking asshats have anything to say about it, sooner than later is my guess.
(Bad words are fun, m'kay)
Pigfucking asshats?
I didn't know anyone else at WP was into bestiality.
Who are they?
I don't want to tell you until I go to see if you were on their side in some asshole thread.... :angel:
I'm on EVERYONE'S side. And no ones'.
there is no possible way that these individuals wouldn't chap the fuck out of your ass.
NO. POSSIBLE. WAY.
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I know I will snap one day and unleash a fiery outpouring of cuss.
If a certain pair of Pigfucking asshats have anything to say about it, sooner than later is my guess.
(Bad words are fun, m'kay)
Pigfucking asshats?
I didn't know anyone else at WP was into bestiality.
Who are they?
I don't want to tell you until I go to see if you were on their side in some asshole thread.... :angel:
I'm on EVERYONE'S side. And no ones'.
there is no possible way that these individuals wouldn't chap the fuck out of your ass.
NO. POSSIBLE. WAY.
In a good or bad way? :eyebrows:
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I know I will snap one day and unleash a fiery outpouring of cuss.
If a certain pair of Pigfucking asshats have anything to say about it, sooner than later is my guess.
(Bad words are fun, m'kay)
Pigfucking asshats?
I didn't know anyone else at WP was into bestiality.
Who are they?
I don't want to tell you until I go to see if you were on their side in some asshole thread.... :angel:
I'm on EVERYONE'S side. And no ones'.
there is no possible way that these individuals wouldn't chap the fuck out of your ass.
NO. POSSIBLE. WAY.
In a good or bad way? :eyebrows:
very very bad.
and not the GOOD kind of bad, either.
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Half of us have been banned from The Other Place for calling people fuck idiot face. Mainly Alex. :angel:
something for me to aspire to, then.
I know I will snap one day and unleash a fiery outpouring of cuss.
It's hard to go back to a place where you can't flame people the way you would like to, once you've been here a while.
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there is no possible way that these individuals wouldn't chap the fuck out of your ass.
NO. POSSIBLE. WAY.
Hold on there miss thing, they DO still perform lobotomies sometimes.
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Half of us have been banned from The Other Place for calling people fuck idiot face. Mainly Alex. :angel:
something for me to aspire to, then.
I know I will snap one day and unleash a fiery outpouring of cuss.
It's hard to go back to a place where you can't flame people the way you would like to, once you've been here a while.
yes..I'm discovering that right at this very moment. I've been living in fear for two days because I told some kid who refered to sex as "The Sex" that he was an idiot. ::)
okay, calandale...here are the pigfucking asshats.
http://www.wrongplanet.net/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=35717&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0 (http://www.wrongplanet.net/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=35717&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0)
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yes..I'm discovering that right at this very moment. I've been living in fear for two days because I told some kid who refered to sex as "The Sex" that he was an idiot. ::)
Fear? Why?
okay, calandale...here are the pigfucking asshats.
http://www.wrongplanet.net/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=35717&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0 (http://www.wrongplanet.net/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=35717&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0)
Oh gods. Don't tell me you READ all that?
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yes..I'm discovering that right at this very moment. I've been living in fear for two days because I told some kid who refered to sex as "The Sex" that he was an idiot. ::)
Fear? Why?
okay, calandale...here are the pigfucking asshats.
http://www.wrongplanet.net/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=35717&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0 (http://www.wrongplanet.net/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=35717&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0)
Oh gods. Don't tell me you READ all that?
I read enough to decide to post and tell that whore that I didn't like her.
surprisingly, she didn't have a very good reaction to it.
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I can't deal with posts that long and wide.
Guess I'm a bit of a wimp, when it comes
to taking them.
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I can't deal with posts that long and wide.
Guess I'm a bit of a wimp, when it comes
to taking them.
that was part of my issue with her. I didn't read it..I skimmed over it enough to see what kind of asshole she was.
/huge wall of text crits you for death.
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Yeah. I'm fine reading on paper,
but somehow, the computer just
makes me want to skim. Then again,
it might be something else, as I skim
the news too (when I used to bother).
So, maybe it's the quality of expected
writing.
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Yeah. I'm fine reading on paper,
but somehow, the computer just
makes me want to skim. Then again,
it might be something else, as I skim
the news too (when I used to bother).
So, maybe it's the quality of expected
writing.
oh. my. god.
not only did you bump thst shit, thus encouraging her to speak more..
but you quoted what that dumb bitch said to me.
if she opens her mouth about me again, I am going to go fuck all out on her.
and then you people will see a lot more of me.
scared?
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Yeah. I'm fine reading on paper,
but somehow, the computer just
makes me want to skim. Then again,
it might be something else, as I skim
the news too (when I used to bother).
So, maybe it's the quality of expected
writing.
oh. my. god.
not only did you bump thst shit, thus encouraging her to speak more..
but you quoted what that dumb bitch said to me.
if she opens her mouth about me again, I am going to go fuck all out on her.
and then you people will see a lot more of me.
scared?
Maybe I want to see more.
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Yeah. I'm fine reading on paper,
but somehow, the computer just
makes me want to skim. Then again,
it might be something else, as I skim
the news too (when I used to bother).
So, maybe it's the quality of expected
writing.
oh. my. god.
not only did you bump thst shit, thus encouraging her to speak more..
but you quoted what that dumb bitch said to me.
if she opens her mouth about me again, I am going to go fuck all out on her.
and then you people will see a lot more of me.
scared?
Maybe I want to see more.
you just like fresh meat n00bcakes.
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you just like fresh meat n00bcakes.
ANY meat, at my age.
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you just like fresh meat n00bcakes.
ANY meat, at my age.
so...rancid n00bcakes are just as good?
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you just like fresh meat n00bcakes.
ANY meat, at my age.
so...rancid n00bcakes are just as good?
No. But an acceptable alternative.
I do prefer perverting them myself.
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Planning to flame on WP is like planning to fart in school. Better just let it happen and take the consequences if someone can be arsed.
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:agreed:
Half the crap goes unnoticed.
Even by the target. :laugh:
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It's the stuff that you just say that gets you banned, anyway.
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For you.
I really think that
he's a lot looser now.
Growing up a bit.
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Planning to flame on WP is like planning to fart in school. Better just let it happen and take the consequences if someone can be arsed.
it wasn't so much planning, as accepting that this asshole has just maxed out my people skills.
funny..I saw that bitch on the forums, lurking...but she kept her fuck face shut.
just the aura of calandale must have scared her. :P
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Huh, who, what?
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For you.
I really think that
he's a lot looser now.
Growing up a bit.
And next year, they'll let him drive. ::)
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For you.
I really think that
he's a lot looser now.
Growing up a bit.
And next year, they'll let him drive. ::)
:LMAO:
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just the aura of calandale must have scared her. :P
Tends to happen.
Any time I walk into a room,
everyone heads for the exits, gagging.
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Maybe you should start by changing your socks. :P
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just the aura of calandale must have scared her. :P
Tends to happen.
Any time I walk into a room,
everyone heads for the exits, gagging.
it is the dead body you are always carrying with you.
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it's calandale's less evil twin.
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it's calandale's less evil twin.
:plus:
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:green:
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just the aura of calandale must have scared her. :P
Tends to happen.
Any time I walk into a room,
everyone heads for the exits, gagging.
it is the dead body you are always carrying with you.
Or the reek of my victims.
it's calandale's less evil twin.
Assimilated.
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I just poopied.
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I just poopied.
Maybe you need to start wearing diapers and move to Portland.
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:plus:
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I just poopied.
i just forgot to wipe my arse.
ah well, i'll get to that later.
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I just poopied.
i just forgot to wipe my arse.
ah well, i'll get to that later.
doesn't that hurt?
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I just poopied.
i just forgot to wipe my arse.
ah well, i'll get to that later.
doesn't that hurt?
only when it dries! :eyebrows:
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Wipe your fucking ass, for god's sake.
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Wipe your fucking ass, for god's sake.
sure, god knows that we have plenty of wet wipes.
btw- you do know that i was kidding.
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Wipe your fucking ass, for god's sake.
sure, god knows that we have plenty of wet wipes.
btw- you do know that i was kidding.
And I was kidding, too, you smelly fucker.
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Wipe your fucking ass, for god's sake.
sure, god knows that we have plenty of wet wipes.
btw- you do know that i was kidding.
don't try to get out of it now, dirtyass boy.
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So, who wants to lick him clean?
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So, who wants me to lick him clean?
me.
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:litigious:
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:litigious:
:razz:
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Lit? Is that you? :P
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Sure would seem that way.
I'm too gullible though.
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You're too gullible to be Lit? :P Is that even possible?
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:plus:
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So, who wants me to lick him clean?
me.
yippie.
then, when you're done, will you pee on me?
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Lit? Is that you? :P
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WHO IS THIS LIT PERSON????
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WHO IS THIS LIT PERSON????
From the sound of it, nearly the entire posting public is lit.
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WHO IS THIS LIT PERSON????
From the sound of it, nearly the entire posting public is lit.
crap..I should catch up.
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crap..I should catch up.
The way I reckon it, you're only sober because you got so drunk you rolled the meter over.
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Lit? Is that you? :P
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WHO IS THIS LIT PERSON????
http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?topic=2754.0
Litigious....Enjoy....
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Lit? Is that you? :P
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WHO IS THIS LIT PERSON????
http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?topic=2754.0
Litigious....Enjoy....
thank you for answering me. :)
aaacccck. I read just the first post....and..umm...why am I him???
<crawls under the desk..curls into a ball...begins to rock>
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Lit? Is that you? :P
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WHO IS THIS LIT PERSON????
http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?topic=2754.0
Litigious....Enjoy....
thank you for answering me. :)
aaacccck. I read just the first post....and..umm...why am I him???
<crawls under the desk..curls into a ball...begins to rock>
Don't try and figure it out! Lit ran away in a tantrum, and every time someone says something that sounds like what he would say, a joke is made about it.
That's my take on it anyway...I'm a bit out of the loop here at the moment, but that's the best answer I can come up with for you so you don't feel insulted if a reference is made to him. :)
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Lit? Is that you? :P
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WHO IS THIS LIT PERSON????
http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?topic=2754.0
Litigious....Enjoy....
thank you for answering me. :)
aaacccck. I read just the first post....and..umm...why am I him???
<crawls under the desk..curls into a ball...begins to rock>
Don't try and figure it out! Lit ran away in a tantrum, and every time someone says something that sounds like what he would say, a joke is made about it.
That's my take on it anyway...I'm a bit out of the loop here at the moment, but that's the best answer I can come up with for you so you don't feel insulted if a reference is made to him. :)
I'm not insulted...very little insults me...but..I have YET to speak of the size of assholes compared to vaginas. :P
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You spake of the mysteries of piss drinking
claim to be a misogynist.
How big is your gun collection? And do
you wish it were bigger?
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Don't try and figure it out! Lit ran away in a tantrum, and every time someone says something that sounds like what he would say, a joke is made about it.
That's my take on it anyway...I'm a bit out of the loop here at the moment, but that's the best answer I can come up with for you so you don't feel insulted if a reference is made to him. :)
Eclair is right. Many jokes will pop up if someone mentions anal sex, scat play, rimming, guns, explosives, fifteen year olds, dissing your country or anything that could be associated with him. He has been accused of some nefarious misdealings with his powers as administrator here and he never addressed the accusations, appropriately. He just became insulting and left. He will be the butt of many jokes.
You are warned, now.
:laugh:
Oh and no one could possibly think that you are he.
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Except for someone who is not
beguiled by the Frankenstein Computer God,
and it's Parroting Homosexual Lackeys in the
Justice System. :tantrum:
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You spake of the mysteries of piss drinking
claim to be a misogynist.
How big is your gun collection? And do
you wish it were bigger?
I'll show you my gun. come closer...
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Don't try and figure it out! Lit ran away in a tantrum, and every time someone says something that sounds like what he would say, a joke is made about it.
That's my take on it anyway...I'm a bit out of the loop here at the moment, but that's the best answer I can come up with for you so you don't feel insulted if a reference is made to him. :)
Eclair is right. Many jokes will pop up if someone mentions anal sex, scat play, rimming, guns, explosives, fifteen year olds, dissing your country or anything that could be associated with him. He has been accused of some nefarious misdealings with his powers as administrator here and he never addressed the accusations, appropriately. He just became insulting and left. He will be the butt of many jokes.
You are warned, now.
:laugh:
Oh and no one could possibly think that you are he.
you forgot about the word: coward.
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You want my mouth around it?
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You want my mouth around it?
that would be pretty fucking hot.
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You want my mouth around it?
that would be pretty fucking hot.
Especially after my brains spattered on the walls,
and my body kept twitching.
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Don't try and figure it out! Lit ran away in a tantrum, and every time someone says something that sounds like what he would say, a joke is made about it.
That's my take on it anyway...I'm a bit out of the loop here at the moment, but that's the best answer I can come up with for you so you don't feel insulted if a reference is made to him. :)
Eclair is right. Many jokes will pop up if someone mentions anal sex, scat play, rimming, guns, explosives, fifteen year olds, dissing your country or anything that could be associated with him. He has been accused of some nefarious misdealings with his powers as administrator here and he never addressed the accusations, appropriately. He just became insulting and left. He will be the butt of many jokes.
You are warned, now.
:laugh:
Oh and no one could possibly think that you are he.
so why do people keep saying I am this person? MEEP.
<builds a bomb>
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Don't try and figure it out! Lit ran away in a tantrum, and every time someone says something that sounds like what he would say, a joke is made about it.
That's my take on it anyway...I'm a bit out of the loop here at the moment, but that's the best answer I can come up with for you so you don't feel insulted if a reference is made to him. :)
Eclair is right. Many jokes will pop up if someone mentions anal sex, scat play, rimming, guns, explosives, fifteen year olds, dissing your country or anything that could be associated with him. He has been accused of some nefarious misdealings with his powers as administrator here and he never addressed the accusations, appropriately. He just became insulting and left. He will be the butt of many jokes.
You are warned, now.
:laugh:
Oh and no one could possibly think that you are he.
so why do people keep saying I am this person? MEEP.
<builds a bomb>
Don't worry...Cal thought I had the hots for him more than once!
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You want my mouth around it?
that would be pretty fucking hot.
Especially after my brains spattered on the walls,
and my body kept twitching.
SOOOOOOO hot.
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Don't try and figure it out! Lit ran away in a tantrum, and every time someone says something that sounds like what he would say, a joke is made about it.
That's my take on it anyway...I'm a bit out of the loop here at the moment, but that's the best answer I can come up with for you so you don't feel insulted if a reference is made to him. :)
Eclair is right. Many jokes will pop up if someone mentions anal sex, scat play, rimming, guns, explosives, fifteen year olds, dissing your country or anything that could be associated with him. He has been accused of some nefarious misdealings with his powers as administrator here and he never addressed the accusations, appropriately. He just became insulting and left. He will be the butt of many jokes.
You are warned, now.
:laugh:
Oh and no one could possibly think that you are he.
so why do people keep saying I am this person? MEEP.
<builds a bomb>
Don't worry...Cal thought I had the hots for him more than once!
CLARIFY - Cal thought I had the hots for LIT is what I meant! Shit that nearly got me into a whole heap of trouble.
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Don't try and figure it out! Lit ran away in a tantrum, and every time someone says something that sounds like what he would say, a joke is made about it.
That's my take on it anyway...I'm a bit out of the loop here at the moment, but that's the best answer I can come up with for you so you don't feel insulted if a reference is made to him. :)
Eclair is right. Many jokes will pop up if someone mentions anal sex, scat play, rimming, guns, explosives, fifteen year olds, dissing your country or anything that could be associated with him. He has been accused of some nefarious misdealings with his powers as administrator here and he never addressed the accusations, appropriately. He just became insulting and left. He will be the butt of many jokes.
You are warned, now.
:laugh:
Oh and no one could possibly think that you are he.
so why do people keep saying I am this person? MEEP.
<builds a bomb>
Don't worry...Cal thought I had the hots for him more than once!
Did I? Probably when you commented on my jumper. :laugh:
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Don't try and figure it out! Lit ran away in a tantrum, and every time someone says something that sounds like what he would say, a joke is made about it.
That's my take on it anyway...I'm a bit out of the loop here at the moment, but that's the best answer I can come up with for you so you don't feel insulted if a reference is made to him. :)
Eclair is right. Many jokes will pop up if someone mentions anal sex, scat play, rimming, guns, explosives, fifteen year olds, dissing your country or anything that could be associated with him. He has been accused of some nefarious misdealings with his powers as administrator here and he never addressed the accusations, appropriately. He just became insulting and left. He will be the butt of many jokes.
You are warned, now.
:laugh:
Oh and no one could possibly think that you are he.
so why do people keep saying I am this person? MEEP.
<builds a bomb>
Don't worry...Cal thought I had the hots for him more than once!
CLARIFY - Cal thought I had the hots for LIT is what I meant! Shit that nearly got me into a whole heap of trouble.
Oops. No, I didn't think that either.
I was just strokin' your temper.
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You want my mouth around it?
that would be pretty fucking hot.
Especially after my brains spattered on the walls,
and my body kept twitching.
SOOOOOOO hot.
You're a sick puppy.
Luckily, I have nothing against
relations outside my phylum.
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stroking? what?
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Don't try and figure it out! Lit ran away in a tantrum, and every time someone says something that sounds like what he would say, a joke is made about it.
That's my take on it anyway...I'm a bit out of the loop here at the moment, but that's the best answer I can come up with for you so you don't feel insulted if a reference is made to him. :)
Eclair is right. Many jokes will pop up if someone mentions anal sex, scat play, rimming, guns, explosives, fifteen year olds, dissing your country or anything that could be associated with him. He has been accused of some nefarious misdealings with his powers as administrator here and he never addressed the accusations, appropriately. He just became insulting and left. He will be the butt of many jokes.
You are warned, now.
:laugh:
Oh and no one could possibly think that you are he.
so why do people keep saying I am this person? MEEP.
<builds a bomb>
Don't worry...Cal thought I had the hots for him more than once!
Did I? Probably when you commented on my jumper. :laugh:
Oh and then the corduroy pants...well I just got a little bit hot in my panties over the thought of those.
Winning combination. >:D
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Oh and then the corduroy pants...well I just got a little bit hot in my panties over the thought of those.
Winning combination. >:D
I KNEW it. Hey, the pants are great,
I can finger my ass through them.
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Oh and then the corduroy pants...well I just got a little bit hot in my panties over the thought of those.
Winning combination. >:D
I KNEW it. Hey, the pants are great,
I can finger my ass through them.
We have a winner, folks. He has met the minimum requirement.
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The lowest common denominator? >:D
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Fingering ass through corduroy...
seems so like grade 5!
Cal, did you play with your bits way back then?
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Fingering ass through corduroy...
seems so like grade 5!
Cal, did you play with your bits way back then?
i learned to when i was in the eighth grade.
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Fingering ass through corduroy...
seems so like grade 5!
Cal, did you play with your bits way back then?
i learned to when i was in the eighth grade.
How old is that there?
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Fingering ass through corduroy...
seems so like grade 5!
Cal, did you play with your bits way back then?
i learned to when i was in the eighth grade.
How old is that there?
i was 12.
i never knew before that the penis could feel such pleasure. earlier, i had lucked into a blowjob. that is where i truly learned.
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The lowest common denominator? >:D
Low yes, common never.
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Fingering ass through corduroy...
seems so like grade 5!
Cal, did you play with your bits way back then?
My ass, of course. Look, with the problems that
I have with that orifice, I need to be able to touch it.
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Oh and then the corduroy pants...well I just got a little bit hot in my panties over the thought of those.
Winning combination. >:D
I KNEW it. Hey, the pants are great,
I can finger my ass through them.
We have a winner, folks. He has met the minimum requirement.
:agreed:
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Oh and then the corduroy pants...well I just got a little bit hot in my panties over the thought of those.
Winning combination. >:D
I KNEW it. Hey, the pants are great,
I can finger my ass through them.
We have a winner, folks. He has met the minimum requirement.
:agreed:
Somehow, you mean it in a different way.
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Oh and then the corduroy pants...well I just got a little bit hot in my panties over the thought of those.
Winning combination. >:D
I KNEW it. Hey, the pants are great,
I can finger my ass through them.
We have a winner, folks. He has met the minimum requirement.
:agreed:
Somehow, you mean it in a different way.
you can't prove that.
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how on earth have i managed to miss the delights of this thread, thus far?
and where is the actual subject?
so, i'm going to start again...
SRG - do tell me something about yourself. and make it interesting - i've a limited attention span, and an extremely low boredom threshold.
(and if it's anything like the juvenalia of the preceding eleventeen pages, please feel free not to bother).
:angel:
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(and if it's anything like the juvenalia of the preceding eleventeen pages, please feel free not to bother).
*doesn't bother*
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sigh... how disappointing. and i had such high expectations of you.
*shakes her head, sadly...* :'(
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sigh... how disappointing. and i had such high expectations of you.
*shakes her head, sadly...* :'(
<snort>
just expect nothing..then once in a while when he is accidentally interesting, you'll be really, really impressed. :P
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"accidentally interesting"! genius! :plus:
sadly, though, i doubt i'll live that long.
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"accidentally interesting"! genius! :plus:
sadly, though, i doubt i'll live that long.
I got into an argument once with my friends. They said to me:
You're drunk!
I said, I am not drunk.
They said you are too, and you'd best come with us.
So, since they were my ride, I said FINE.
Then I got down off the table and put my pants back on.
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"accidentally interesting"! genius! :plus:
sadly, though, i doubt i'll live that long.
I got into an argument once with my friends. They said to me:
You're drunk!
I said, I am not drunk.
They said you are too, and you'd best come with us.
So, since they were my ride, I said FINE.
Then I got down off the table and put my pants back on.
you fucking liar. you know very well I set fire to your pants on the bar while you were shaking your man stick
on the table.
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you fucking liar. you know very well I set fire to your pants on the bar while you were shaking your man stick
on the table.
Now whose lying, you know very well I was still wearing those pants when you set fire to them.
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"accidentally interesting"! genius! :plus:
sadly, though, i doubt i'll live that long.
I got into an argument once with my friends. They said to me:
You're drunk!
I said, I am not drunk.
They said you are too, and you'd best come with us.
So, since they were my ride, I said FINE.
Then I got down off the table and put my pants back on.
do you have to be drunk to do that? blimey.
:-[
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do you have to be drunk to do that? blimey.
:-[
No. See, that's what I was telling them.
I wasn't drunk.
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so when do
i we get to see you get your kecks off then?
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so when do i we get to see you get your kecks off then?
You? Within hours.
Them? Well, there's always that website.
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so when do i we get to see you get your kecks off then?
You? Within hours.
Them? Well, there's always that website.
hours? you need a bit of a run up, then, do you?
what website?
(is this a case of accidentally interesting, i wonder?)
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hours? you need a bit of a run up, then, do you?
If a man is going to go about without his pants, he needs one heck of a nice shirt. This is a decision that takes some time.
what website?
That would be telling...
(is this a case of accidentally interesting, i wonder?)
Do you find yourself accidentally interested?
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hours? you need a bit of a run up, then, do you?
If a man is going to go about without his pants, he needs one heck of a nice shirt. This is a decision that takes some time.
if you're taking off your trousers, who gives a fuck about the shirt?
what website?
That would be telling...
that was the general idea, yes.
(is this a case of accidentally interesting, i wonder?)
Do you find yourself accidentally interested?
i'm not usually accident prone, but if you made it worth my while, "for you, baby, i could be."
so, what's your offer? and then we can start negotiating.
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if you're taking off your trousers, who gives a fuck about the shirt?
Gee, I'm starting to get the impression you're only interested in my dropping cock body...
that was the general idea, yes.
Just so we've got that covered, is all.
i'm not usually accident prone, but if you made it worth my while, "for you, baby, i could be."
so, what's your offer? and then we can start negotiating.
5 in 10
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pffffft! thanks, but no thanks - not while my fingers work, or there's wet paint to watch drying. :-*
can't you come up with anything more beguiling than that? i'm open to suggestions - you can PM me if you're particularly shy, or they're particularly hawt. :eyebrows:
(i shan't be holding my breath, though).
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pffffft! thanks, but no thanks - not while my fingers work, or there's wet paint to watch drying. :-*
Wet paint drying? You know, I'm starting to wonder if it's even worth trying to interest you. You don't exactly sound like my kind of chick...
can't you come up with anything more beguiling than that? i'm open to suggestions - you can PM me if you're particularly shy, or they're particularly hawt. :eyebrows:
Neither shy nor hawt, I'm afriad. They call me 'Grey Flannel Frank' round the office (Though, that may have more to do with the fact that I pay them to than any real insight into my personality)
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pffffft! thanks, but no thanks - not while my fingers work, or there's wet paint to watch drying. :-*
Wet paint drying? You know, I'm starting to wonder if it's even worth trying to interest you. You don't exactly sound like my kind of chick...
oh, do stop - i may cry. besides, i have no beak, and my fluffy yellow feather suit is in the wash, so i'm afraid (note spelling) you'd have to find another outlet for your gallinaceous guddlings and firkytoodling.
can't you come up with anything more beguiling than that? i'm open to suggestions - you can PM me if you're particularly shy, or they're particularly hawt. :eyebrows:
Neither shy nor hawt, I'm afriad. They call me 'Grey Flannel Frank' round the office (Though, that may have more to do with the fact that I pay them to than any real insight into my personality)
what personality? i fear you may be suffering from delusions of mediocrity.
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oh, do stop - i may cry. besides, i have no beak, and my fluffy yellow feather suit is in the wash, so i'm afraid (note spelling) you'd have to find another outlet for your gallinaceous guddlings and firkytoodling.
It's about time you had that suit washed. Frankly, it was starting to smell foul.
what personality? i fear you may be suffering from delusions of mediocrity.
I may be having them, but they don't cause me suffering.
Not like your personality does, anyway.
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oh, do stop - i may cry. besides, i have no beak, and my fluffy yellow feather suit is in the wash, so i'm afraid (note spelling) you'd have to find another outlet for your gallinaceous guddlings and firkytoodling.
It's about time you had that suit washed. Frankly, it was starting to smell foul.
well, i did advise against your using it to wipe yourself on. but would you listen?
what personality? i fear you may be suffering from delusions of mediocrity.
I may be having them, but they don't cause me suffering.
Not like your personality does, anyway.
and what suffering might that be, pray tell? (at least i have one).
oh, sweet honeychild, you have yet to learn even the definition of "suffering", let alone its application, as far as i'm concerned. if i could be arsed. which i probably couldn't - i have... oh i don't know, mopping or something i'd rather be doing.
anyway, don't be bitter - i'm sure you'll understand the thrust of my argument one day. and i expect you're still capable of learning - i'll help you keep your finger on the pulse. just relax and give in to it. you know you want to.
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:popcorn:
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lol. :-*
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lol. :-* :-*