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Start here => What's your crime? Basic Discussion => Topic started by: richard on June 05, 2007, 02:59:50 PM
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i got accepted to ssi disability. i get $847 a month, im officially a fucking retard. i'll be going to hawaii with the two fucking years backpay the fucking government owes me. 15k! ahuh. now that im hot bitches all over me, where were they when i was janitor. nowhere thats where. suckas :fuckyou:
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woo. yay. etc
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i got accepted to ssi disability. i get $847 a month, im officially a fucking retard. i'll be going to hawaii with the two fucking years backpay the fucking government owes me. 15k! ahuh. now that im hot bitches all over me, where were they when i was janitor. nowhere thats where. suckas :fuckyou:
They will give you back pay? Is the back pay from when you actually lodged your request to go on disability?
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That's how it tends to work.
I HAVE to get some of this shit.
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i got accepted to ssi disability. i get $847 a month, im officially a fucking retard. i'll be going to hawaii with the two fucking years backpay the fucking government owes me. 15k! ahuh. now that im hot bitches all over me, where were they when i was janitor. nowhere thats where. suckas :fuckyou:
They will give you back pay? Is the back pay from when you actually lodged your request to go on disability?
yes i applied two years ago, and they barely agreed that i cant work till two years later. i hope those boys learned there fucking lesson. i'll never work again LOL
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That's the spirit.
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August 2005 "The date you were disabled."
WTF does that mean?
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that means they fucked up. ive been disabled my whole life but they couldnt use my birthdate. looks like the government got owned
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Cool. This should help you quite a bit, Richard.
I think you should buy us all a round of drinks, before you go to Hawaii.
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i got accepted to ssi disability. i get $847 a month, im officially a fucking retard. i'll be going to hawaii with the two fucking years backpay the fucking government owes me. 15k! ahuh. now that im hot bitches all over me, where were they when i was janitor. nowhere thats where. suckas :fuckyou:
They will give you back pay? Is the back pay from when you actually lodged your request to go on disability?
Yes they do, I got $10,000 in back pay.
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that would be a logistical nitemare
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You did good Richard for Yourself. ;)
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no shit! im extatic, oh mcjagger i hope you like working!! you pay me bitch :fuckyou:
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:LMAO:
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haha major ownage dog. L Out fucking Loud
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no shit! im extatic, oh mcjagger i hope you like working!! you pay me bitch :fuckyou:
Though I did better than You for less time You did good for Yourself in the end.
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ok
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That's cool, Richard. But being unable to work because a disablity is not the same as being a retard. I hope you enjoy your trip. Where in Hawaii will you go?
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the big island lisa, i need to see snow on an island :)
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Grats.
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that means they fucked up. ive been disabled my whole life but they couldnt use my birthdate. looks like the government got owned
Were you diagnosed in 2005?
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no shit! im extatic, oh mcjagger i hope you like working!! you pay me bitch :fuckyou:
yeah, i guess it is a tradeoff. you get to live just below the poverty line your whole life. and once you blow your backpay check, i bet the girls won't give you the time of day. why, because you will make one half in entire month what takes me five days to earn.
hear that dicksuck, what you made for two years, i make in a little over a month.
L out fucking loud!
be-otch.
p.s.
on the plus side, when you are of retirement age you will already know how to live on a fixed income.
oh. wait.
my 401k alone will be worth several million dollars.
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Assuming that money's worth anything then.
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Assuming that money's worth anything then.
assuming.
maybe i should pull what i have now and keep it under my mattress?
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Assuming that money's worth anything then.
assuming.
maybe i should pull what i have now and keep it under my mattress?
Never understood that. Maybe convert it to something
that will always be valuable, but hard to tell what that
would be. Even gold might not.
Chances are though, that nothing that major will change in
the near future.
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Assuming that money's worth anything then.
assuming.
maybe i should pull what i have now and keep it under my mattress?
Never understood that. Maybe convert it to something
that will always be valuable, but hard to tell what that
would be. Even gold might not.
Chances are though, that nothing that major will change in
the near future.
i will just look to the writing on the wall, and then turn it all into chinese currency.
also, i own a home (whatever the bank doesn't own). it should always be worth something. i mean, people gotta live somewhere, right?
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If money goes, banks will too.
Hope you have some good
ordinance though.
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it's a nice community.
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Rapture is coming. Prepare thyself.
:o
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Uhm, then you have a good local militia?
Just in case the shit really hits the fan.
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Rapture is coming. Prepare thyself.
:o
i can't worry about eternal damnation. if i did then i wouldn't have any fun.
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Blondie is damned?
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Rapture is coming. Prepare thyself.
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i can't worry about eternal damnation. if i did then i wouldn't have any fun.
I just wanted to say "rapture" and, if possible, include "thyself".
We don't have to worry about eternal damation any longer. We have already earned it. Nothing left but the party.
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richard, you should get a job still if you can because the pension doesn't pay enough for the extras you may want like new furniture or something like that. And if you have a car it's even worse.
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i got accepted to ssi disability. i get $847 a month, im officially a fucking retard. i'll be going to hawaii with the two fucking years backpay the fucking government owes me. 15k! ahuh. now that im hot bitches all over me, where were they when i was janitor. nowhere thats where. suckas :fuckyou:
Then I must be more of a fucking retard than you because I strive to earn a living without any dependence from the government whatsoever. ::)
L-O-fucking-L...
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Sweet gallopping crap, Pea! Your ID new identity screwed me up badly for a moment before logic took its proper course.
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Sweet gallopping crap, Pea! Your ID new identity screwed me up badly for a moment before logic took its proper course.
that girl sucks.
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Sweet gallopping crap, Pea! Your ID new identity screwed me up badly for a moment before logic took its proper course.
that girl sucks.
That comment sucked.
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Sweet gallopping crap, Pea! Your ID new identity screwed me up badly for a moment before logic took its proper course.
that girl sucks.
That comment sucked.
That retort sucked even more, comedienne.
Victoria Wood you definitely are not.
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Cool. This should help you quite a bit, Richard.
I think you should buy us all a round of drinks, before you go to Hawaii.
The stupid Swedish authorities did the same to me in 1996; I was granted ½ disability payment from January 1995, because that's when I "got disabled". ::) If it'd been right, I'd gotten disability back to January 1989, when I became 18, since AS is for life and you can't get disability "pension" as it is called, before you're an adult. I got full disability in 1998, about the same amount of money that Richard gets now, plus a little more money for the rent. I also know a few tricks to fool the authorities a little further. :angel:
Sweden betrayed me since I was a child, but this far I've costed Sweden more than $2 million only in disability payment and study loans that I didn't have to pay back. 8)
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That retort sucked even more, comedienne.
Victoria Wood you definitely are not.
You win, but only for editing your avatar. +.
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That retort sucked even more, comedienne.
Victoria Wood you definitely are not.
You win, but only for editing your avatar. +.
Bah. You will be humbled by me at some point.
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Rapture is coming. Prepare thyself.
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yah right dog. not before i get my 15k :laugh:
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richard, you should get a job still if you can because the pension doesn't pay enough for the extras you may want like new furniture or something like that. And if you have a car it's even worse.
i cant even drive, and i will not be working ever again
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richard, you should get a job still if you can because the pension doesn't pay enough for the extras you may want like new furniture or something like that. And if you have a car it's even worse.
i cant even drive, and i will not be working ever again
hey man, with large, un-used penis, you've been pwned.
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richard, you should get a job still if you can because the pension doesn't pay enough for the extras you may want like new furniture or something like that. And if you have a car it's even worse.
i cant even drive, and i will not be working ever again
hey man, with large, un-used penis, you've been pwned.
And the fact that I don't submit myself to your advances, Richard = double-pwned.
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richard, you should get a job still if you can because the pension doesn't pay enough for the extras you may want like new furniture or something like that. And if you have a car it's even worse.
i cant even drive, and i will not be working ever again
hey man, with large, un-used penis, you've been pwned.
hey man remember im yer boss, now get back to work. faggot :laugh:
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richard, you should get a job still if you can because the pension doesn't pay enough for the extras you may want like new furniture or something like that. And if you have a car it's even worse.
i cant even drive, and i will not be working ever again
hey man, with large, un-used penis, you've been pwned.
hey man remember im yer boss, now get back to work. faggot :laugh:
perhaps due to your retardation you've got that backwards.
i pay you. you're my bitch. back on your knees.
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richard, you should get a job still if you can because the pension doesn't pay enough for the extras you may want like new furniture or something like that. And if you have a car it's even worse.
i cant even drive, and i will not be working ever again
hey man, with large, un-used penis, you've been pwned.
hey man remember im yer boss, now get back to work. faggot :laugh:
Richard do you really want to be on SSI the rest of your life?
I am on SSDI and I only get 490 but I work albeit part time. Their is no way you can really live on 847 a month let aloen 490. I've been having more luck finding a full time job in my field of study. Right now I do work in my field of study but it doesn't pay enough.
I am looking forward to having a full time job with benefits and not having to rely on a goverment handouts.
If you don't want to work, you should atleast volunteer somewhere, it will improve your self esteem because it will make you feel productive.
The goverment can also help you go back to school with their "ticket to work" program. You can get fuinding for school or job training. Personally I hate the idea of sitting on my ass and collecting money from the gov't but to each their own.
Also I wouldn't spend your backpay on a trip to Hawaii, if you were smart you would put in a savings account or invest in stock because trust me you're gonna need that money.
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Congrats, Richard. I'd listen to Jman, though. :-\
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thanks for the words jman but i was in my states VR program for almost a fucking year. it was terrible
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what was terrible about it? I am in VR they helped me pay for school, and have been supportive of me. Can't you ask them for funding to go back to school or get into some kind of job training program? I bet you are more capable then you realize.
Also volunteering is a great way to contribute to society, build work experience, and may even lead to a job. Where I work now I started off as a volunteer, and eventually became employed. Take a break if you need to, but don't totally throw in the towel on your life.
And please think long and hard before spending that 15,000 on a trip to Hawaii. You should spend that money on a used car, so you can have something to get around in instead. If you can't drive you can also use it to hire a driving instructor. I had a driving instructor and he helped immensly. You should invest the rest of that money into savings. Trust me you'll need it!
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he can work under the table....as a fluffer.
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he can work under the table....as a fluffer.
I meant meaningful work :laugh:
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he can work under the table....as a fluffer.
I meant meaningful work :laugh:
but if he works under the table, then he gets cash and doesn't have to claim it.
but he could if he was proud of that kinda work.
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but if he works under the table, then he gets cash and doesn't have to claim it.
No amount of money is worth your self-respect and dignity
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but if he works under the table, then he gets cash and doesn't have to claim it.
No amount of money is worth your self-respect and dignity
I beg to differ. Give me ten million dollars and I'll post an hour-long video on youtube of myself picking my nose and saying how much I admire Paris Hilton for her bravery in facing her jail sentence like a man.
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that's hawt!
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I beg to differ. Give me ten million dollars and I'll post an hour-long video on youtube of myself picking my nose and saying how much I admire Paris Hilton for her bravery in facing her jail sentence like a man.
So I gave you ten million dollars would you suck my dick? :eyebrows:
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I beg to differ. Give me ten million dollars and I'll post an hour-long video on youtube of myself picking my nose and saying how much I admire Paris Hilton for her bravery in facing her jail sentence like a man.
So I gave you ten million dollars would you suck my dick? :eyebrows:
yeah, sure.
but it would cost you another 5 million if you wanted to give me the money shot.
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I beg to differ. Give me ten million dollars and I'll post an hour-long video on youtube of myself picking my nose and saying how much I admire Paris Hilton for her bravery in facing her jail sentence like a man.
So I gave you ten million dollars would you suck my dick? :eyebrows:
yeah, sure.
but it would cost you another 5 million if you wanted to give me the money shot.
Shall we start the bidding. I'll go 9 million WITH the money shot.
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15 million. firm.
but worh every cent.
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15 million. firm.
but worh every cent.
Maybe. You've probably had more experience.
But, I was rather curious if we'd end up paying
for the chance to. :laugh:
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I'd do it for that kind of money if he's contageous-disease-free. FFS, I'd be set for life, and I'd only have to spend, what, three days straight showering and garling with mouthwash before I felt clean again?
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I'd dp it for that kind of money if he's contageous-disease-free. FFS, I'd be set for life, and I'd only have to spend, what, three days straight showering and garling with mouthwash before I felt clean again?
Who would be the other lucky fella?
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I'd dp it for that kind of money if he's contageous-disease-free. FFS, I'd be set for life, and I'd only have to spend, what, three days straight showering and garling with mouthwash before I felt clean again?
Who would be the other lucky fella?
:laugh: Freudian slip there perhaps??
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do= double penetration.
before you had to ask. :o
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do= double penetration.
before you had to ask. :o
Amazing how McJ's brain seems to fire.
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do= double penetration.
before you had to ask. :o
Amazing how McJ's brain seems to fire.
aq shit, i fixed her spelling and got mine all wrong. :-[
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do= double penetration.
before you had to ask. :o
Amazing how McJ's brain seems to fire.
aq shit, i fixed her spelling and got mine all wrong. :-[
The sign of a true master...bater
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do= double penetration.
before you had to ask. :o
Amazing how McJ's brain seems to fire.
aq shit, i fixed her spelling and got mine all wrong. :-[
The sign of a true master...bater
you know that the servant waits....while the master bates.
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:plus: for the dyslexic cunt, I havent laughed this hard for about an hour.
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:plus: for the dyslexic cunt, I havent laughed this hard for about an hour.
ditto. :laugh:
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I'm on a qwwerty keyboard. The o is next to the p. And if it were an acronym, I'd have capitalized it.
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:plus: for the dyslexic cunt, I havent laughed this hard for about an hour.
plus me to 666, so lucifer will be green with envy.
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I'm on a qwwerty keyboard. The o is next to the p. And if it were an acronym, I'd have capitalized it.
I meant mcjqgger. :P you've missed half a dozen :plus: anyway cos I've been readjusting you to 420 instead. :eyebrows:
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I'm on a qwwerty keyboard. The o is next to the p. And if it were an acronym, I'd have capitalized it.
I meant mcjqgger. :P you've missed half a dozen :plus: anyway cos I've been readjusting you to 420 instead. :eyebrows:
Probably half a dozen here, as well. She has been in outstandingly good form, lately. She wears success very well.
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I'm on a qwwerty keyboard. The o is next to the p. And if it were an acronym, I'd have capitalized it.
I meant mcjqgger. :P you've missed half a dozen :plus: anyway cos I've been readjusting you to 420 instead. :eyebrows:
Probably half a dozen here, as well. She has been in outstandingly good form, lately. She wears success very well.
Oh no, I guessed I wasn't the dyslexic cunt in question; I just neglected this thread for a bit too long and responded to the insinuation that I was actually thinking of DP when I made that typo in a less-than-timely fashion.
And thanks, guys. :) I'm not sure if it's success, or just too much free time.
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And thanks, guys. :) I'm not sure if it's success, or just too much free time.
Too much free time is a success, in my book.
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Too much free time is a success, in my book.
exactly brah
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And thanks, guys. :) I'm not sure if it's success, or just too much free time.
Too much free time is a success, in my book.
We have similar books.
8)
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I'm beginning to wonder if
perhaps I ought to try reading
a different one though.
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Not to sound like a condescending asshole or anything, but I strongly suggest that you don't spend the cash on stupid shit, because this may be the last time you get this much cash at once.
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Not to sound like a condescending asshole or anything, but I strongly suggest that you don't spend the cash on stupid shit, because this may be the last time you get this much cash at once.
On the other hand, do look into how much money
you're allowed to have in the bank. I know that
I had to go on a cash only economy when I was
on welfare, in order to avoid getting audited off.
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i'll spend the money on rocks and sportscards, fuck a trip i cant be arsed with booking plans etc :laugh:
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don't smoke the rock. it'll kill ya.
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Not to sound like a condescending asshole or anything, but I strongly suggest that you don't spend the cash on stupid shit, because this may be the last time you get this much cash at once.
On the other hand, do look into how much money
you're allowed to have in the bank. I know that
I had to go on a cash only economy when I was
on welfare, in order to avoid getting audited off.
That is a good point. I have a friend whose young son is on SSI, so he got a little money every month plus Medicaid to pay for his many doctors and therapists and extensive medication for his epilepsy. Then her husband died. Her husband had a $50000 life insurance policy, so her son was kicked off SSI and Medicaid until she spent the money down and she had to account to them how every dollar was spent.
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Not to sound like a condescending asshole or anything, but I strongly suggest that you don't spend the cash on stupid shit, because this may be the last time you get this much cash at once.
On the other hand, do look into how much money
you're allowed to have in the bank. I know that
I had to go on a cash only economy when I was
on welfare, in order to avoid getting audited off.
That is a good point. I have a friend whose young son is on SSI, so he got a little money every month plus Medicaid to pay for his many doctors and therapists and extensive medication for his epilepsy. Then her husband died. Her husband had a $50000 life insurance policy, so her son was kicked off SSI and Medicaid until she spent the money down and she had to account to them how every dollar was spent.
if i died, would my life insurance policy supercede my social security?
or would my wife be allowed to collect both?
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Not to sound like a condescending asshole or anything, but I strongly suggest that you don't spend the cash on stupid shit, because this may be the last time you get this much cash at once.
On the other hand, do look into how much money
you're allowed to have in the bank. I know that
I had to go on a cash only economy when I was
on welfare, in order to avoid getting audited off.
That is a good point. I have a friend whose young son is on SSI, so he got a little money every month plus Medicaid to pay for his many doctors and therapists and extensive medication for his epilepsy. Then her husband died. Her husband had a $50000 life insurance policy, so her son was kicked off SSI and Medicaid until she spent the money down and she had to account to them how every dollar was spent.
if i died, would my life insurance policy supercede my social security?
or would my wife be allowed to collect both?
No. Yes.
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should i die now?
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Not necessarily. do you want to?
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no. it's just that i feel as if i am dying just a little every day.
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Aren't we all?
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Aren't we all?
are we?
i have just been feeling it alot more, the older i get.
i never thought before that i was perishable.
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Aren't we all?
No.
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Aren't we all?
No.
Is there where you claim to be ageing backwards again? If that's the case perhaps you better check out those threads Spokane girl posted and find someone to change your diapers ready for when you regress that far back. :laugh:
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Aren't we all?
No.
Is there where you claim to be ageing backwards again? If that's the case perhaps you better check out those threads Spokane girl posted and find someone to change your diapers ready for when you regress that far back. :laugh:
Yeah, I'm always worried that I'll take it too far.
The scary thing is that I actually believe it.
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Aren't we all?
No.
OK. I'll get back to you in ten years or so.
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Not to sound like a condescending asshole or anything, but I strongly suggest that you don't spend the cash on stupid shit, because this may be the last time you get this much cash at once.
On the other hand, do look into how much money
you're allowed to have in the bank. I know that
I had to go on a cash only economy when I was
on welfare, in order to avoid getting audited off.
That is a good point. I have a friend whose young son is on SSI, so he got a little money every month plus Medicaid to pay for his many doctors and therapists and extensive medication for his epilepsy. Then her husband died. Her husband had a $50000 life insurance policy, so her son was kicked off SSI and Medicaid until she spent the money down and she had to account to them how every dollar was spent.
if i died, would my life insurance policy supercede my social security?
or would my wife be allowed to collect both?
I'm not 100% sure, but I think she gets both.
The SSI and Medicaid my friend's son got was based on family income and they could not have too many assets or he lost his eligibility.
I think survivor's benefits are different.
http://www.socialsecurityadvice.com/social_security_disability/survivors_benefits.html
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guess what i get medicare and im not even old. this rules!!
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guess what i get medicare and im not even old. this rules!!
if you let their doctors care for you then you will feel old, oldie pants.
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guess what i get medicare and im not even old. this rules!!
if you let their doctors care for you then you will feel old, oldie pants.
Doctors are evil. Just don't trust them.
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guess what i get medicare and im not even old. this rules!!
if you let their doctors care for you then you will feel old, oldie pants.
Doctors are evil. Just don't trust them.
what about the ones who are not in it for the money. like doc baker?
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guess what i get medicare and im not even old. this rules!!
if you let their doctors care for you then you will feel old, oldie pants.
well i have already chosen my doctor and i am well pleased. also the state is picking up the tab for whatever medicaid doesnt cover.
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guess what i get medicare and im not even old. this rules!!
if you let their doctors care for you then you will feel old, oldie pants.
Doctors are evil. Just don't trust them.
what about the ones who are not in it for the money. like doc baker?
Don't know him. I suspect they are just in it to torture, so they're ok.
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guess what i get medicare and im not even old. this rules!!
if you let their doctors care for you then you will feel old, oldie pants.
well i have already chosen my doctor and i am well pleased. also the state is picking up the tab for whatever medicaid doesnt cover.
they already do that in civilised countries. :P