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Title: WHaaa??? AMEREECAN can have grande Pene?
Post by: pedro on June 03, 2007, 12:55:27 PM
all dis time i be assuming that amerrecan men has pequeño pene.  Like McJagger pequeño pene. Well, i say what de hell.   Eet is great country and they pay lotsa dollar, so who care if he got pequeño pene.  No one got everything si?

I see one member of this site in the picture, he have Grande Pene!   So I think finally amerrecan man with grande pene and lotsa dollar! So I call him up but he be bree-teesh!   Poor bree-teesh boy with no dollar! He say if do de sucking I get 2 powndes.  Whats powndes?  Me wanta da dollar, not breetesh pownde!

But then I see the perfecto boy for me on the picture.  his name be Richard.  He have the 2 requires -

1  Grando Pene!!

2  Mucho Dollar!

So these is message to the Richard.  I love mcjagger, but i willing to leave him for you.  If de price be right.  Waht you say.
Title: Re: WHaaa??? AMEREECAN can have grande Pene?
Post by: McGiver on June 03, 2007, 12:58:03 PM
pedro, get your scrawny arse and wetback back here.
Title: Re: WHaaa??? AMEREECAN can have grande Pene?
Post by: richard on June 03, 2007, 12:58:30 PM
haha this guys rules :laugh:
Title: Re: WHaaa??? AMEREECAN can have grande Pene?
Post by: richard on June 03, 2007, 12:59:43 PM
and no sorry pedro. im saving myself for peaguy for when he looses some weight
Title: Re: WHaaa??? AMEREECAN can have grande Pene?
Post by: The_P on June 03, 2007, 01:01:14 PM
and no sorry pedro. im saving myself for peaguy for when he looses some weight

Yeah, to size zero.  ::)
Title: Re: WHaaa??? AMEREECAN can have grande Pene?
Post by: richard on June 03, 2007, 01:05:40 PM
150 pounds with a 32 inch waist will be alright
Title: Re: WHaaa??? AMEREECAN can have grande Pene?
Post by: The_P on June 03, 2007, 01:06:24 PM
150 pounds with a 32 inch waist will be alright

There is naught wrong with my current weight.
Title: Re: WHaaa??? AMEREECAN can have grande Pene?
Post by: richard on June 03, 2007, 01:09:22 PM
so just what is yer current weight my sweet :laugh:
Title: Re: WHaaa??? AMEREECAN can have grande Pene?
Post by: DirtDawg on June 03, 2007, 01:18:12 PM
all dis time i be assuming that amerrecan men has pequeño pene.  Like McJagger pequeño pene. Well, i say what de hell.   Eet is great country and they pay lotsa dollar, so who care if he got pequeño pene.  No one got everything si?

I see one member of this site in the picture, he have Grande Pene!   So I think finally amerrecan man with grande pene and lotsa dollar! So I call him up but he be bree-teesh!   Poor bree-teesh boy with no dollar! He say if do de sucking I get 2 powndes.  Whats powndes?  Me wanta da dollar, not breetesh pownde!

But then I see the perfecto boy for me on the picture.  his name be Richard.  He have the 2 requires -

1  Grando Pene!!

2  Mucho Dollar!

So these is message to the Richard.  I love mcjagger, but i willing to leave him for you.  If de price be right.  Waht you say.

Is it German that I hear as a secondary language? When I person with Spanish speaking background tries to learn English, the mistakes they make are quite predictable to me, if they are from Mexico, since I grew up near there. It is easy to hear which second languages they already have in their command by which grammar mistakes they make while learning English. This pretend accent is a little odd, although quite funny.
Title: Re: WHaaa??? AMEREECAN can have grande Pene?
Post by: DirtDawg on June 03, 2007, 01:21:07 PM
150 pounds with a 32 inch waist will be alright

That means nothing, Richard. When I was still running, I had a thirty two inch waste and weighed two hundred pounds, with strong legs and a "V" shaped top-heavy torso. I'm five eleven. It's all about proportioning.
Title: Re: WHaaa??? AMEREECAN can have grande Pene?
Post by: duncvis on June 03, 2007, 02:16:12 PM
As for me, I'm thick waisted with huge legs. I had a 36" waist and had to buy 38" jeans to fit my legs in when I was fully fit, and still weighed around 210-220. If I weighed 150, I would be ill.
Title: Re: WHaaa??? AMEREECAN can have grande Pene?
Post by: richard on June 03, 2007, 04:00:37 PM
lay off the chicken and watermellon and maybe you'll lose some weight
Title: Re: WHaaa??? AMEREECAN can have grande Pene?
Post by: DirtDawg on June 03, 2007, 04:53:04 PM
Is that supposed to be a southern black slur or was that aspect just a coincidence?
Title: Re: WHaaa??? AMEREECAN can have grande Pene?
Post by: duncvis on June 03, 2007, 06:06:35 PM
I like chicken but no watermelon round here. I'm from Bradford not Mississippi, motherfucker - the biggest threat to my diet is the best fuckin curries you ever tasted.  :eyebrows: And I'm not a southern black anyway - I'm a northern monkey with a taste of the Caribbean. Mon. :stoned:

Nil points for our own self loathing black man. :clap:
Title: Re: WHaaa??? AMEREECAN can have grande Pene?
Post by: The_P on June 03, 2007, 06:08:51 PM
I like chicken but no watermelon round here. I'm from Bradford not Mississippi, motherfucker - the biggest threat to my diet is the best fuckin curries you ever tasted.  :eyebrows: And I'm not a southern black anyway - I'm a northern monkey with a taste of the Caribbean. Mon. :stoned:

Nil points for our own self loathing black man. :clap:

Dunc is the pwnage master as always. +

Anyhow, my great-great-great-great-great (you know how it goes...) grandpappy and grandmother were niggers.
Title: Re: WHaaa??? AMEREECAN can have grande Pene?
Post by: McGiver on June 03, 2007, 06:11:31 PM
I like chicken but no watermelon round here. I'm from Bradford not Mississippi, motherfucker - the biggest threat to my diet is the best fuckin curries you ever tasted.  :eyebrows: And I'm not a southern black anyway - I'm a northern monkey with a taste of the Caribbean. Mon. :stoned:

Nil points for our own self loathing black man. :clap:

Dunc is the pwnage master as always. +

Anyhow, my great-great-great-great-great (you know how it goes...) grandpappy and grandmother were niggers.
so you are an african porch monkey?
Title: Re: WHaaa??? AMEREECAN can have grande Pene?
Post by: The_P on June 03, 2007, 06:12:40 PM
I like chicken but no watermelon round here. I'm from Bradford not Mississippi, motherfucker - the biggest threat to my diet is the best fuckin curries you ever tasted.  :eyebrows: And I'm not a southern black anyway - I'm a northern monkey with a taste of the Caribbean. Mon. :stoned:

Nil points for our own self loathing black man. :clap:

Dunc is the pwnage master as always. +

Anyhow, my great-great-great-great-great (you know how it goes...) grandpappy and grandmother were niggers.
so you are an african porch monkey?

Practically, the progenitors of modern homo sapiens were black, Faggs, so deal with it.
Title: Re: WHaaa??? AMEREECAN can have grande Pene?
Post by: duncvis on June 03, 2007, 06:12:52 PM
I like chicken but no watermelon round here. I'm from Bradford not Mississippi, motherfucker - the biggest threat to my diet is the best fuckin curries you ever tasted.  :eyebrows: And I'm not a southern black anyway - I'm a northern monkey with a taste of the Caribbean. Mon. :stoned:

Nil points for our own self loathing black man. :clap:

Dunc is the pwnage master as always. +

Anyhow, my great-great-great-great-great (you know how it goes...) grandpappy and grandmother were niggers.

Well you are from Bristol... you Jamaican ginger nut yeh.  :eyebrows:
Title: Re: WHaaa??? AMEREECAN can have grande Pene?
Post by: The_P on June 03, 2007, 06:14:02 PM
I like chicken but no watermelon round here. I'm from Bradford not Mississippi, motherfucker - the biggest threat to my diet is the best fuckin curries you ever tasted.  :eyebrows: And I'm not a southern black anyway - I'm a northern monkey with a taste of the Caribbean. Mon. :stoned:

Nil points for our own self loathing black man. :clap:

Dunc is the pwnage master as always. +

Anyhow, my great-great-great-great-great (you know how it goes...) grandpappy and grandmother were niggers.

Well you are from Bristol... you Jamaican ginger nut yeh.  :eyebrows:

I like to think that I'm RedBeard, the direct descendant of BlackBeard, humbled pirate resident -- and probably a self-loathing blackman like myself.
Title: Re: WHaaa??? AMEREECAN can have grande Pene?
Post by: McGiver on June 03, 2007, 06:14:43 PM
I like chicken but no watermelon round here. I'm from Bradford not Mississippi, motherfucker - the biggest threat to my diet is the best fuckin curries you ever tasted.  :eyebrows: And I'm not a southern black anyway - I'm a northern monkey with a taste of the Caribbean. Mon. :stoned:

Nil points for our own self loathing black man. :clap:

Dunc is the pwnage master as always. +

Anyhow, my great-great-great-great-great (you know how it goes...) grandpappy and grandmother were niggers.
so you are an african porch monkey?

Practically, the progenitors of modern homo sapiens are black, Faggs, so deal with it.
i will deal with the idea that they werethe first to emerge from the ocean and have barely evolved since.
pwned.
Title: Re: WHaaa??? AMEREECAN can have grande Pene?
Post by: duncvis on June 03, 2007, 06:17:34 PM
McQuagger is jealous cause he thinks he has a tiny peepee next to the black man, like Richard's ebony whopper.
Title: Re: WHaaa??? AMEREECAN can have grande Pene?
Post by: The_P on June 03, 2007, 06:18:31 PM
McQuagger is jealous cause he thinks he has a tiny peepee next to the black man, like Richard's ebony whopper.

I've also been blessed with the nigger whopper gene.  :angel:
Title: Re: WHaaa??? AMEREECAN can have grande Pene?
Post by: McGiver on June 03, 2007, 06:24:14 PM
McQuagger is jealous cause he thinks he has a tiny peepee next to the black man, like Richard's ebony whopper.
yeah.
i'll admit that i am taking the piss out of pure jealousy.
Title: Re: WHaaa??? AMEREECAN can have grande Pene?
Post by: The_P on June 03, 2007, 06:24:56 PM
McQuagger is jealous cause he thinks he has a tiny peepee next to the black man, like Richard's ebony whopper.
yeah.
i'll admit that i am taking the piss out of pure jealousy.

Why? No women -- your conquests, rather -- have complained about the skill of your wang.
Title: Re: WHaaa??? AMEREECAN can have grande Pene?
Post by: McGiver on June 03, 2007, 06:26:25 PM
McQuagger is jealous cause he thinks he has a tiny peepee next to the black man, like Richard's ebony whopper.
yeah.
i'll admit that i am taking the piss out of pure jealousy.

Why? No women -- your conquests, rather -- have complained about the skill of your wang.
that is because i have an unusually long tongue.

my forefathers must have been reptiles.
Title: Re: WHaaa??? AMEREECAN can have grande Pene?
Post by: The_P on June 03, 2007, 06:26:57 PM
McQuagger is jealous cause he thinks he has a tiny peepee next to the black man, like Richard's ebony whopper.
yeah.
i'll admit that i am taking the piss out of pure jealousy.

Why? No women -- your conquests, rather -- have complained about the skill of your wang.
that is because i have an unusually long tongue.

my forefathers must have been reptiles.

And before that, they must have been niggers.
Title: Re: WHaaa??? AMEREECAN can have grande Pene?
Post by: McGiver on June 03, 2007, 06:29:02 PM
McQuagger is jealous cause he thinks he has a tiny peepee next to the black man, like Richard's ebony whopper.
yeah.
i'll admit that i am taking the piss out of pure jealousy.

Why? No women -- your conquests, rather -- have complained about the skill of your wang.
i have found women to be kind.
Title: Re: WHaaa??? AMEREECAN can have grande Pene?
Post by: Litigious on June 04, 2007, 12:46:14 AM
McQuagger is jealous cause he thinks he has a tiny peepee next to the black man, like Richard's ebony whopper.
yeah.
i'll admit that i am taking the piss out of pure jealousy.

Why? No women -- your conquests, rather -- have complained about the skill of your wang.
i have found women to be kind.

I must agree on this particular one. Very few women tell you that you have a small cock, even if you have. Not saying that's the case with you, but I know that my own isn't above average, at least not what the length matters.
Title: Re: WHaaa??? AMEREECAN can have grande Pene?
Post by: McGiver on June 04, 2007, 07:37:03 PM
McQuagger is jealous cause he thinks he has a tiny peepee next to the black man, like Richard's ebony whopper.
yeah.
i'll admit that i am taking the piss out of pure jealousy.

Why? No women -- your conquests, rather -- have complained about the skill of your wang.
i have found women to be kind.

I must agree on this particular one. Very few women tell you that you have a small cock, even if you have. Not saying that's the case with you, but I know that my own isn't above average, at least not what the length matters.
they are kind.

they tell you that you are the perfect size.  not too big and not too small.
who knows it may be true, or women are just very sensitive about this subject.
that is, until you have done them worng!
Title: Re: WHaaa??? AMEREECAN can have grande Pene?
Post by: Semicolon on January 06, 2014, 10:48:11 PM
A guest was recently viewing this thread for some reason. It's intense. :GA:
Title: Re: WHaaa??? AMEREECAN can have grande Pene?
Post by: Lestat on August 30, 2014, 02:15:59 AM
Usually when some light-fingered coon has gone over to italy and stolen all the fried chicken to be had and they need something to eat whilst importing more and waiting for the shipments to arrive.