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Start here => Games => Topic started by: Randy on May 27, 2007, 07:09:15 PM
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I help with problems and will just fuck around if you want. I have training if you want to acess my training in medicine and psychology. Want better sex? Want my nude pics? Are you an attention whore? Are you a whore at all? If you want help it will be ended intensity style, so bring led suit for nuclear falout. Fuck my problem? cant even "nuclear" without trouble. It was not like that long time ago. I bet its still fuckn food allergies. Took me awhile to get this far, but it was worth it.:-)
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so you wanna help?
i have erectile dysfunction disorder. got anything for that?
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I have a problem. Your constant fucking wittering makes my brain cells die from the truama of reading it. My doc says I need you to go back on your meds so that the voices will stop. Can you fix it for me Dr Wanky?
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Damage is accumulative.:-/ When your good your good! Finish the job! I Love to give attention because like to whore it. Family sucks! Forgiven
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:headexplode: :headexplode: :headexplode: :headexplode: :headexplode: :headexplode: :headexplode: :headexplode: :headexplode: :headexplode: :headexplode: :headexplode: :headexplode: :headexplode: :headexplode:
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Damage is accumulative.:-/ When your good your good! Finish the job! I Love to give attention because i like to whore i suck! Forgiven
are you saying that you like to suck and that you, as a whore, can correct my problem?
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Your funny Dunc.:-) Your problem is not get a piece of ass, go bug your obessed wanker. I am proud to be one myself! Dunc need a cigarette or alcohol?
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You are my obessed wanker. :wanker:
I don't need a cigarette since I stopped smoking just after New Year. And I don't need an alcohol, I had a few alcohols earlier. Funnily enough after enough alcohols you start to make more sense. Maybe I have a fuckn deficiency to alcohols.
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Dr. Flo,
I am an incurable postwhore and spammer.
What can I do?
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Let me finish sucking Mc Jagger. Kidding l Arginine- nuts also store in my girlfriend's mouth and not in refrigerator. Vitamin E supplement with all 8 forms supplmenting with one is dangerous! Rasins <reservatrol protects french from bad diet of cheese saturated fats high calories, and cums from wine which is extracted from grapes. Herbs FO ti root ginseng horny goat weed dong quai ginko biloba garlic nutmeg cinnamon various peppers ginger astragalus could go on and on FUCKN TRY ME!
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Let me finish sucking Mc Jagger. Kidding l Arginine- nuts also store in my girlfriend's mouth and not in refrigerator. Vitamin E supplement with all 8 forms supplmenting with one is dangerous! Rasins <reservatrol protects french from bad diet of cheese saturated fats high calories, and cums from wine which is extracted from grapes. Herbs FO ti root ginseng horny goat weed dong quai ginko biloba garlic nutmeg cinnamon various peppers ginger astragalus could go on and on FUCKN TRY ME!
sounds complicated. if i follow your instructions to the tee, will i be as simple as you?
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Let me finish sucking Mc Jagger. Kidding l Arginine- nuts also store in my girlfriend's mouth and not in refrigerator. Vitamin E supplement with all 8 forms supplmenting with one is dangerous! Rasins <reservatrol protects french from bad diet of cheese saturated fats high calories, and cums from wine which is extracted from grapes. Herbs FO ti root ginseng horny goat weed dong quai ginko biloba garlic nutmeg cinnamon various peppers ginger astragalus could go on and on FUCKN TRY ME!
If you take all those things, how do you have enough room for actual food? I mean, after my morning meds I'm on the way to being full!
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He takes them rectally.
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Getting lazy again:-) I suspected attention whores have deep seated issue they need adressed. I guess they are lonely to. If people get annoyed enough and they reach out, nicely, they can help out alot by calmly saying, FUCK YOU! JOKING! My family sucks, so I try for strangers in various ways. I suspect this to be true for other attention whores at least sometimes. My docs suck to, but I can do alot of their for myself. I want college training for manipulative purposes, good mostly.:-), in this area. I love to help people:-), and It warms my body. Like my girlfriend and foreplay. I think the doctors need a boss to watch their sorry ass. I will train and volunteer myself.:-)
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Why 'cause you won't help me?
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What! I love women attention whores! God my brain is swelling, damn better stop with fish oil, getting too smart! Calandale I was joking. I rich out to all, even the ones that hate me. Extracts of herbs are in mg doses usually.If you take more than one kind of herb, you cut dosage for desired effects. I know little about dosage and cross reactivity of meds.
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Since I'm incurable, do you think that drugs will help?
What should I expect from the digitalis that I've been
eating, since it seems to be in bloom again?
How do you feel about avocado mold?
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Randy,
I wanna kill myself. Since you're an expert on medicine and such, what method would you recomend?
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You are my obessed wanker. :wanker:
I don't need a cigarette since I stopped smoking just after New Year. And I don't need an alcohol, I had a few alcohols earlier. Funnily enough after enough alcohols you start to make more sense. Maybe I have a fuckn deficiency to alcohols.
You're scaring me.
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You are my obessed wanker. :wanker:
I don't need a cigarette since I stopped smoking just after New Year. And I don't need an alcohol, I had a few alcohols earlier. Funnily enough after enough alcohols you start to make more sense. Maybe I have a fuckn deficiency to alcohols.
You're scaring me.
:evillaugh:
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Dearest Randy,
I would ask you to help me with my problems, however I suspect that eating magic mushrooms, taking speed and drinking some daytura juice might give me a more helpful result.
Do you agree?
Yours Sincerely,
The little creamy french pastry.
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'Dr' randy- can you please stop offering me advice by PM- I don't need your advice and quite frankly I can't understand it.
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'Dr' randy- can you please stop offering me advice by PM- I don't need your advice and quite frankly I can't understand it.
Yeah, but can anyone understand Doctor's writing anyway? :laugh:
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'Dr' randy- can you please stop offering me advice by PM- I don't need your advice and quite frankly I can't understand it.
Yeah, but can anyone understand Doctor's writing anyway? :laugh:
Well no, but I thought that only applied to their handwriting- its amazing to see a case where the same is true when they've typed their instructions :laugh:
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'Dr' randy- can you please stop offering me advice by PM- I don't need your advice and quite frankly I can't understand it.
Yeah, but can anyone understand Doctor's writing anyway? :laugh:
Well no, but I thought that only applied to their handwriting- its amazing to see a case where the same is true when they've typed their instructions :laugh:
Randy probably has RSI from you know what though, so both versions...or should I say all versions are fucked.
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Dr. Flo-
I have a problem, getting fired from all my jobs for being a lude out of line character, and my house is quickly becoming a health hazard due to how disgusting I am. I am addicted to :wanker: and have no time for a real life outside of my ridiculous fantasies... what should I do???
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GO SUCK A MANS DICK.
I WISH YOU NOTHING BUT THE BEST.
IF ANYONE WANTS TO DRILL ME OVER MY PERVIOUS RETARDNESS, ITS FINE BY ME. I JUST LIKE APPOLOGIES.
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MY PERVIOUS RETARDNESS
This is fantastic. If it was deliberate I'd plus him. :clap:
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It was. Dunc, I am sorry for not wearing the title of doctor, as I have brains that should go with my awesome body.\
Omega 3 fats, I forgot one. Fish, walnuts, chia seeds, flax seeds, and god damn must study more!
Alpha linoleic acid exsists in plants, DHA and EPA exsist in fish and such. Cage free eggs have higher omega 3 content, and so does grass fed beef.
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randy, have you solved my erectile dysfunction yet?
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It was.
Can you tell me why it was funny then?
I have brains that should go with my awesome body.
Unfortunately they're in the same place as your awesome body - fucking la la land. :evillaugh:
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I think it emulates from your brain. Stress, lack of nutrition, harmonal disorders, and nervous system disorders contribute. More speifically diabetes, vascular disorders , and one source blamed canadida <yeast>. It takes I think 48 hours for sperm count to reach optimal levels after cuming.
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I think it emulates from your brain. Stress, lack of nutrition, harmonal disorders, and nervous system disorders contribute. More speifically diabetes, vascular disorders , and one source blamed canadida <yeast>. It takes I think 48 hours for sperm count to reach optimal levels after cuming.
you are a miracle worker.
as i imigimed your mouth moving, saying all those words. i got a huge erection.
dear randy, i have a huge erection. can you help?
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dear randy, i have a huge erection. can you help?
I need a place to hang my towels
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Your opinion is not fact Duncvis, because if it was <being aspie> lots of people would suffer. Please dont take offense, get that black and white thinking in controll and we should be fine. You can say what you want to, all I know is <on that issue> I honestly have been studying almost all day. The other times I was exercising and doing basic life chores. Planning Jessica's hummilation and jacking off are two of them. She still thinks I am easy, good, drop your guard so I can hurt you the most!
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...........and doing basic life chores. Planning Jessica's hummilation and jacking off are two of them.......
:LMAO: :rofl: :LMAO: :rofl: :LMAO: :rofl:
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Your opinion is not fact Duncvis, because if it was <being aspie> lots of people would suffer. Please dont take offense, get that black and white thinking in controll and we should be fine. You can say what you want to, all I know is <on that issue> I honestly have been studying almost all day.
What you have been studying may I ask Randy?
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Take your fucking meds already, Flo.
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Let's take bets on how long it will take before Flo gets "locked up"... I give it about 8 weeks, given he REALLY believes this crap he spills here. At least we can all say we knew him way back when he is on CNN making headlines. I think we have a star in the making!!! From porn star to psychopath.
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sad.
all he needed was his meds.
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Let's take bets on how long it will take before Flo gets "locked up"... I give it about 8 weeks, given he REALLY believes this crap he spills here. At least we can all say we knew him way back when he is on CNN making headlines. I think we have a star in the making!!! From porn star to psychopath.
We can only hope he is locked up, then he can get the help he really needs.
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People like him fall through the cracks all the time, unfortunately. :-\
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Dr. Flo,
Why do You have problems with black and white thinking.
Sincerely.
Dr Kevv
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I have this psychology book on understanding human behavior that I got at a book fair. Fill up a bag full of books for five dollars. I don't have it with me, but I would post what page I am on, title, and author. I am in the basic components of the brain right now, which is review from my psychology course in highschool. I hear only 70 percent of what is written down is memorized and that sucks according to college. You need at least 80 percent, and even that sucks to me. I believe it should be 90 percent or better. I make messy disorganized written notes, then I organize, and make neater ones after. Like I clean my house a couple of days ago. That pomergrante and mango body extract body wash look so good, but not as soap scum in bathroom tub. Pomergrante is rich in antioxidants and supports endothelial function. I like sweet natural smells, not un natural fragrances that can irritate your skin, but I don't like sweet smelling farts. (as if there were any)
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Does it deal with black and white?
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... as I have brains that should go with my awesome body.\
Well, given the sample of your intellect....
Does it deal with black and white?
In the end.
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I already dealt with black, white, and its biology. It was fascinating, and now I studied epilepsy.
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I already dealt with black, white, and its biology. It was fascinating, and now I studied epilepsy.
how marvellous. and did the word "spheropygian" make an appearance? it should have done. one of my favourite words, too.
but you haven't answered my question (posted somewhere or other) - have you had a shag yet? and if so, has the RSPCA been notified?
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I already dealt with black, white, and its biology. It was fascinating, and now I studied epilepsy.
how marvellous. and did the word "spheropygian" make an appearance? it should have done. one of my favourite words, too.
but you haven't answered my question (posted somewhere or other) - have you had a shag yet? and if so, has the RSPCA been notified?
He's had a lot of exciting phone sex. :penis:
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I already dealt with black, white, and its biology. It was fascinating, and now I studied epilepsy.
how marvellous. and did the word "spheropygian" make an appearance? it should have done. one of my favourite words, too.
but you haven't answered my question (posted somewhere or other) - have you had a shag yet? and if so, has the RSPCA been notified?
He's had a lot of exciting phone sex. :penis:
dear gods - i hadn't realised chopped-liver-in-a-jam-jar had learned to speak, let alone use a telephone?!! :o
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Since when did phone sex require speech? All you have to do is to groan and oomph some.
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Since when did phone sex require speech? All you have to do is to groan and oomph some.
does one? i wouldn't know, darling... :angel:
like my new avatar?
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She does not talk much, as her mouth is stuffed with cock. Seriously she is pretty quite and I talk for two or three hours straight. Last hour or usually both jacking off.
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re-arrange these words into a well-known phrase or saying...
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She does not talk much, as her mouth is stuffed with cock. Seriously she is pretty quite and I talk for two or three hours straight. Last hour or usually both jacking off.
Seriously, it can't be YOUR cock since you two have never met.
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No, it is obviously her 50year old lover that she has jammed down her throat... :squit:
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No, it is obviously her 50year old lover that she has jammed down her throat... :squit:
:plus: :LMAO:
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:angel:
like my new avatar?
Always like the pretty angels.
Kept one in my closet for a long
time. Don't know how it escaped.
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:angel:
like my new avatar?
Always like the pretty angels.
Kept one in my closet for a long
time. Don't know how it escaped.
given your other predilections, i should imagine it was decomposition. ;)
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:angel:
like my new avatar?
Always like the pretty angels.
Kept one in my closet for a long
time. Don't know how it escaped.
given your other predilections, i should imagine it was decomposition. ;)
She seemed so well bound to my trunk,
and had such nice sharp teeth.
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She seemed so well bound to my trunk,
and had such nice sharp teeth.
trunk? you're an elephant? :o
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She seemed so well bound to my trunk,
and had such nice sharp teeth.
trunk? you're an elephant? :o
No. And I'm not posting my meat, if
that's what you REALLY mean.
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good grief, no. besides, where on earth would you put the stamp?
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good grief, no. besides, where on earth would you put the stamp?
I'd just tattoo it on,
if you'd be willing to
lick the envelop shut. :eyebrows:
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tell you what, you do the licking, and i'll do the tattooing. have we a deal? :angel:
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tell you what, you do the licking, and i'll do the tattooing. have we a deal? :angel:
I TOLD you I hurt my back last
time I did that.
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pah. you great jessie. still, i suppose you could invent orthopaedic sex. now there's an image to conjure with... :D
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I enjoy studying, and I came across schizophrenia which made me laugh. Your smart but your your huh and such is rather bewildering. Sorry you constant altertecations with meds and dxing is tenuous to me. I keep having to look up big words that come to mind but used wrong, but are related to current events
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are you some kind of spy, flo? as in, is all the above in code?
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Yeah He spies for the other side.
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That's why the other side is losing. Fast.
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Yeah most likely.
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i've solved it. Flo is schitzophrenic because when you sleep you can be a bit like Flo, incoherent and rambling incoherently. and in schitzogodihatetypingthiswordphrenia your brain is like kinda like it in when you're asleep where this dreamy weird crap leaks into your waking life and stuff. at least the skeleton explained it like that.
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Yeah He spies for the other side.
The dork side?
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Yeah for sure.
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I enjoy studying, and I came across schizophrenia which made me laugh. Your smart but your your huh and such is rather bewildering. Sorry you constant altertecations with meds and dxing is tenuous to me. I keep having to look up big words that come to mind but used wrong, but are related to current events
Flo we are only trying to help you, if you have been diagnosed by two separate medical professionals with an autistic spectrum disorder, you should accept your diagnosis and if you have been prescribed medication you should take it.
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Yeah its quite a drab image to conjure up, I think I becoming one of them.:-( The only auspicious thing I can thing I can think of is I will be helping others. I though I was done healing from my food allergies, but I still see ADHD, complex post truamatic stress disorder, discrete personality disorder, and what ever the fuck its called where you dont properly use a word right with your brain remembering the wrong one. Aphasia does not quite cover it. Those food allergies cause slow decline in mental fuctioning that I only now make reparations to apease such an abomidation. Well it would take all night to look up words to put on a show for intensity, but thankfully my brain recalls the more complex vocabulary almost oportunely so it takes a few minutes longer. I hypothesize I need at least more omega three fats. I take lots of fish oil, study, exercise, and meditate which all help brain fuction. Meditation is two fold, as using your imagination is good mental exercise while it reduces my sweet tooth.:-)
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"brain fucktion"? fucking brilliant! :LMAO:
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Yeah its quite a drab image to conjure up, I think I becoming one of them.:-( The only auspicious thing I can thing I can think of is I will be helping others. I though I was done healing from my food allergies, but I still see ADHD, complex post truamatic stress disorder, discrete personality disorder, and what ever the fuck its called where you dont properly use a word right with your brain remembering the wrong one. Aphasia does not quite cover it. Those food allergies cause slow decline in mental fuctioning that I only now make reparations to apease such an abomidation. Well it would take all night to look up words to put on a show for intensity, but thankfully my brain recalls the more complex vocabulary almost oportunely so it takes a few minutes longer. I hypothesize I need at least more omega three fats. I take lots of fish oil, study, exercise, and meditate which all help brain fuction. Meditation is two fold, as using your imagination is good mental exercise while it reduces my sweet tooth.:-)
I wasn't aware food allergies interfere with mental functioning, I thought they just make you sick.
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Flo we are only trying to help you, if you have been diagnosed by two separate medical professionals with an autistic spectrum disorder, you should accept your diagnosis and if you have been prescribed medication you should take it.
Fuckn quacks. What do THEY know?
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Flo we are only trying to help you, if you have been diagnosed by two separate medical professionals with an autistic spectrum disorder, you should accept your diagnosis and if you have been prescribed medication you should take it.
Fuckn quacks. What do THEY know?
Indeed. Flo is seeking his own path,
if it looks like a mistake to us, that
is fine, but we should respect his
decision to alter his own reality
however he wishes. Though,
one wonders why he doesn't
seem to get the clue that
he is coming across as an
incompetent.
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probably cos he's incompetent. :evillaugh:
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That's to put it nicely.
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well, you know me - the very personification of "nice". :pinocchio:
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Gee, grandmaw, that's a big 'nose' you have.
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There are herbs to keep the size down, grandmaw. :laugh:
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saltpeter's not an herb.
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To Doctor Flo it is.
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that's not my nose. i did a reverse sneeze whilst going down on some bloke, and sucked off his knob.
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You snarfed him to separation?
(crap - just added a common misspelling to
my dictionary)
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"snarf" is a great word. indeed i did - i can do all sorts of things with parts of my body you've possibly never even heard of.
new words for you : struma and spavin. both fairly nasty definitions, but what great words, eh?
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The first has multiple meanings.
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true - the best ones have, cos then the fun is ensuring you put them into a context where your intended meaning is clear; OR that you leave the meaning ambiguous.
wordsmithery is fucking top banananana. :heart:
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I like made up ones too though.
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oh, so you're a neologosynthesiser too, eh? ;)
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http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?topic=3839.0
Feel free to add.
Mine usually come
whilst walking; fleeing
'ere I get here.
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fab! i really have to go and run round a park, now, but i shall make sure i read that thread most thoroughly...
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i really need to masturbate.
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Can't you do that after you get to work, instead of on our time?
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Can't you do that after you get to work, instead of on our time?
:laugh:
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Can't you do that after you get to work, instead of on our time?
when the urge strikes....wankity wank wank!
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Can't you do that after you get to work, instead of on our time?
when the urge strikes....wankity wank wank!
You need to learn how to wank and post at the same time- guess what I'm doing now? ;) :laugh:
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Can't you do that after you get to work, instead of on our time?
when the urge strikes....wankity wank wank!
You need to learn how to wank and post at the same time- guess what I'm doing now? ;) :laugh:
erm.
thinking about me?
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If want to believe that feel free. :-*
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Can't you do that after you get to work, instead of on our time?
when the urge strikes....wankity wank wank!
You need to learn how to wank and post at the same time- guess what I'm doing now? ;) :laugh:
erm.
thinking about me?
I never think about You. :eyebrows:
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If want to believe that feel free. :-*
i see that you are finished thinking about me and wanted to offer a kiss as a thank you.
you're welcome! :eyelash:
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If want to believe that feel free. :-*
i see that you are finished thinking about me and wanted to offer a kiss as a thank you.
you're welcome! :eyelash:
:laugh: I know you worked so hard to help me there. ::)
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If want to believe that feel free. :-*
i see that you are finished thinking about me and wanted to offer a kiss as a thank you.
you're welcome! :eyelash:
:laugh: I know you worked so hard to help me there. ::)
oh sure. now that you've gotten what you wanted you laugh at me and roll your eyes behind my back.
typical.
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:laugh:
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If want to believe that feel free. :-*
i see that you are finished thinking about me and wanted to offer a kiss as a thank you.
you're welcome! :eyelash:
:laugh: I know you worked so hard to help me there. ::)
oh sure. now that you've gotten what you wanted you laugh at me and roll your eyes behind my back.
typical.
What exactly did I get? An empty box with 'smut' written on the side?? :P
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better than an empty box with "prude" written on the side - at least someone's had some smut, or the box wouldn't be empty.
dear gods - this is getting a bit "tree falling in the woods", isn't it? :-\
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better than an empty box with "prude" written on the side - at least someone's had some smut, or the box wouldn't be empty.
dear gods - this is getting a bit "tree falling in the woods", isn't it? :-\
:laugh: Perhaps a better way of looking at it would be that I got email notification that my smut was on its way but its yet to arrive.
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bloody technology. :grrr:
i remember when smut used to arrive on time, and considerably more filthy than the smut you get these days. you youngsters don't know yer born...
*shakes head, sadly...*
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bloody technology. :grrr:
i remember when smut used to arrive on time, and considerably more filthy than the smut you get these days. you youngsters don't know yer born...
*shakes head, sadly...*
Hang you- you used to get smut arriving on time and better and we're the ones that don't know we're born?? :laugh:
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senile dementia, obviously.
;)
(i did wonder if anyone would pick that up, and reckoned it'd be you, or odeon. :D ).
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Senile dementia?? Never- you'll be still be running rings round everyone, verbally speaking, when us 'youngsters' are dribbling old fools ;)
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thank fuck you said "verbally" and not "orally". oh, i dunno though... ;)
(and ta for the compliment ;D )
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I chose my words carefully- am trying to behave myself today after my smuttiness yesterday, I know :o, me, behave :o
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*wonders why she didn't hear about the invasion of the Pod People in Yorks...*
hello?! hello?!! let PI out, you bastards! this poster is an imposter.
erm...
oh, for fuck's sake! :grrr:
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The real PI struggles to the surface for long enough to post an SMS message- Send Me Smut now to help me break out of this.
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Dear PI - todgers.
i thank you.
love from Lucifer xx :-*
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Dear PI - todgers.
i thank you.
love from Lucifer xx :-*
Dear Lucifer,
It wasn't enough, she's mine forever now.
Love,
Prudence McPrudeypants. xx
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Dear Prudence, (the Siouxsie version, not that Beatles crap)
i can offer several alternative bodies for you to take over. and an added advantage is that no-one on Earth would notice the difference. you'd have to come to accept that a tinfoil hat is a really really kicking fashion accessory, though.
so, swapsies the gibberers for PI? you know how badly you react to alcohol, Prudey, dear, and she's a complete pisshead. and i think your morality console would explode - overload would be the least of your worries.
so, does that sound like a plan?
with all due respect (i.e., none),
Lucifer
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Randy bower down to Lucifer with a smile. I respect you for you are smart, hardworking in a way, and that is wonderful. That is moralistic in a way to. The opposite seems like its ubiquitous and can make a person mood fae.
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If you want to bower down,
I'd suggest a simile instead.
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Dear Prudence, (the Siouxsie version, not that Beatles crap)
i can offer several alternative bodies for you to take over. and an added advantage is that no-one on Earth would notice the difference. you'd have to come to accept that a tinfoil hat is a really really kicking fashion accessory, though.
so, swapsies the gibberers for PI? you know how badly you react to alcohol, Prudey, dear, and she's a complete pisshead. and i think your morality console would explode - overload would be the least of your worries.
so, does that sound like a plan?
with all due respect (i.e., none),
Lucifer
Genius :plus:
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Randy bower down to Lucifer with a smile. I respect you for you are smart, hardworking in a way, and that is wonderful. That is moralistic in a way to. The opposite seems like its ubiquitous and can make a person mood fae.
i hereby declare Flo the word salad champion. is he for real? :o
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What the matter preplexed? You know about hardwork right?, and its never hard enough for me.
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Try viagra.
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try a course in english.
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I nearly forgot. Natacha Atlas my arse - Lucifer looks like Siouxsie Sioux. :green:
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oh yeah - i'd forgotten about that. but only from certain angles.
just think - if i did, i could've been shagging Budgie. drooooooool! :drool:
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Who's Budgie?
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:dove:
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If anyone has any serious issues with my behavior please speak up.
Jen and Phu at Mcdonalds miss me, damn I guess I am not that bad. I am not surprised when I second guess it.
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Yeah... you are a dork!
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Who's Budgie?
jealous? :P
siouxsie's drummer, and partner, at one point. here's a not very good photo of him (doesn't show his gorgeousness), but a triff one of siouxsie (which, i admit, looks like me a bit):
(http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40637000/jpg/_40637232_budgie_203.jpg)
oh, and i have to speak up, do i? okay...
BUDGIE WAS THE DRUMMER IN SIOUXSIE AND THE BANSHEES!
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Fine chocolate jealous again, how immature, get to work jack ass!
Lucifer is smarter than you.
Maybe that was not your problem, maybe you were clowing around. From your past behavior I am starting rethink that.
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well, i can understand her clowing around, flo. i mean, there's nothing like a good clow. literally.
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"clowning"
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If anyone has any serious issues with my behavior please speak up.
Jen and Phu at Mcdonalds miss me, damn I guess I am not that bad. I am not surprised when I second guess it.
Have you had them together? Did you clow them?
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i have it on the most reliable authority that they were clowed to within an inch of their lives.
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Who's Budgie?
jealous? :P
A tad, yes.
siouxsie's drummer, and partner, at one point. here's a not very good photo of him (doesn't show his gorgeousness), but a triff one of siouxsie (which, i admit, looks like me a bit):
(http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40637000/jpg/_40637232_budgie_203.jpg)
You're right. She does look a bit like you. But WTF do you see in that guy?
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Who's Budgie?
jealous? :P
A tad, yes.
good, good. that'll learn you. :P
siouxsie's drummer, and partner, at one point. here's a not very good photo of him (doesn't show his gorgeousness), but a triff one of siouxsie (which, i admit, looks like me a bit):
(http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40637000/jpg/_40637232_budgie_203.jpg)
You're right. She does look a bit like you. But WTF do you see in that guy?
it really isn't a good picture - i fancy her more than him, going on that photo. i generally prefer dark haired men, anyway.
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You're right. She does look a bit like you. But WTF do you see in that guy?
it really isn't a good picture - i fancy her more than him, going on that photo. i generally prefer dark haired men, anyway.
:-\ I used to be dark-haired. Now it's more grey than anything else. Is that bad? ;D
You're right; it really isn't a good picture of him. Do you have another?
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i know what colour your hair is, o little aduki bean. and grey/silver is dead sexy. why do you think i keep my silver streaks?
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I like grey, actually. I started getting grey hair early on (I think I was 27 when I got the first ones) so I've had time to get used to it.
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I like grey, actually. I started getting grey hair early on (I think I was 27 when I got the first ones) so I've had time to get used to it.
Interestingly, my grey has almost doubled since Christmas time. Don't know why it's happening so suddenly.
My younger brother was pure silver-grey by the time he was thirty five, but had black hair. Mine is redish-brown or it was in the fall.
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It's programmed into your DNA. It's simply time.
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It's programmed into your DNA. It's simply time.
I keep telling myself that, but the stress of the previous year has taken a number of tolls. The possibility that I have aged ten-years-in-one enters my mind, against reason.
Shit! I think a hair just fell out.
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I had Randy's attention at one time. I pressed every button, shook it, turned the batteries around, tried everything I could think of, but I could not get it to do anything.
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I guess he must be broke, Dawg. ::)
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It's programmed into your DNA. It's simply time.
I keep telling myself that, but the stress of the previous year has taken a number of tolls. The possibility that I have aged ten-years-in-one enters my mind, against reason.
Shit! I think a hair just fell out.
Mainly DNA, but I suspect stress has something to do with it.
By wife was going gray when I met her (she was 17). I always
wanted white hair, but it's still not changing.
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I guess he must be broke, Dawg. ::)
Sorry. I could not hold it back. It just sort of fell out of my head.
::)
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It's programmed into your DNA. It's simply time.
I keep telling myself that, but the stress of the previous year has taken a number of tolls. The possibility that I have aged ten-years-in-one enters my mind, against reason.
Shit! I think a hair just fell out.
Mainly DNA, but I suspect stress has something to do with it.
By wife was going gray when I met her (she was 17). I always
wanted white hair, but it's still not changing.
Grey up, get a robe and a staff.
Go dancing like a mad Gandalf.
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More like Ingwe.
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It's programmed into your DNA. It's simply time.
I keep telling myself that, but the stress of the previous year has taken a number of tolls. The possibility that I have aged ten-years-in-one enters my mind, against reason.
Shit! I think a hair just fell out.
Mainly DNA, but I suspect stress has something to do with it.
By wife was going gray when I met her (she was 17). I always
wanted white hair, but it's still not changing.
yep. i had a small silver streak at 20, then the year from hell in 2003, when nearly all my hair at the front went silver within three months. now i just keep the two streaks at my temples, and the two by my ears. probably why i have a thing about badgers... :laugh:
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More like Ingwe.
No. You can't be Ingwe. It doesn't rhyme.
:bath:
iBañarse!
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My robe is at home
My staff broken...lost
My suffering (and youth)
eternal
And my doggerel, unwritten.
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And my doggerel, unwritten.
could've fooled me. :P
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And my doggerel, unwritten.
could've fooled me. :P
I done been pwnd.
Still, 'tis hard to be
arrogant and vain
without exposing
oneself to the easy shot.
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expose away, ol' chum - i do so love target practice.
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expose away, ol' chum - i do so love target practice.
But by taking them,
you only expose your
own weakness.
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No, actually its the strong ones who say take your best shot, who actually admit weakness, and appologize.
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how can i spend 15k wisely flo? :laugh: :police:
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how can i spend 15k wisely flo? :laugh: :police:
:LMAO:
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expose away, ol' chum - i do so love target practice.
But by taking them,
you only expose your
own weakness.
sounds like a fair deal to me. bit of mutual exploitation?
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how can i spend 15k wisely flo? :laugh: :police:
give it to your aunt flo
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expose away, ol' chum - i do so love target practice.
But by taking them,
you only expose your
own weakness.
sounds like a fair deal to me. bit of mutual exploitation?
I'll exploit you anytime.
Though perhaps we shouldn't be
clogging flo's thread.
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expose away, ol' chum - i do so love target practice.
But by taking them,
you only expose your
own weakness.
sounds like a fair deal to me. bit of mutual exploitation?
I'll exploit you anytime.
promises, promises...
Though perhaps we shouldn't be
clogging flo's thread.
why not? we're clogging up everywhere else. :laugh:
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expose away, ol' chum - i do so love target practice.
But by taking them,
you only expose your
own weakness.
sounds like a fair deal to me. bit of mutual exploitation?
I'll exploit you anytime.
promises, promises...
Wanna lose a lot of blood right now?
From a distance?
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yes, actually - my period's overdue.
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I finger might help loosen things.
If not, I've got more.
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you're on.
(wish i was...)
:laugh:
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you're on.
(wish i was...)
:laugh:
Once I sleep, you might be.
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ooooh, ta. i'll let you know, shall i?
oh, i can just see it now - the "women: have you started bleeding, yet?" thread. we could have a regular (i.e. monthly) update, and keep you all informed. :laugh:
(mind you, it might be a good idea - it'd warn you when to beware of those of us with PMS :grrr: ).
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I'd rather from elsewhere - usually.
Though, I didn't mind with my psycho,
she tasted so damned good bleeding.
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Though, I didn't mind with my psycho,
she tasted so damned good bleeding.
sounds good to me. >:D
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Though, I didn't mind with my psycho,
she tasted so damned good bleeding.
sounds good to me. >:D
You like seeing a man's face covered
in it?
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read your PMs, dear.
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oh, i can just see it now - the "women: have you started bleeding, yet?" thread. we could have a regular (i.e. monthly) update, and keep you all informed. :laugh:
(mind you, it might be a good idea - it'd warn you when to beware of those of us with PMS :grrr: ).
There is really no need.
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oh, i can just see it now - the "women: have you started bleeding, yet?" thread. we could have a regular (i.e. monthly) update, and keep you all informed. :laugh:
(mind you, it might be a good idea - it'd warn you when to beware of those of us with PMS :grrr: ).
There is really no need.
seconded.
i can sometimes usually tell.
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oh, i can just see it now - the "women: have you started bleeding, yet?" thread. we could have a regular (i.e. monthly) update, and keep you all informed. :laugh:
(mind you, it might be a good idea - it'd warn you when to beware of those of us with PMS :grrr: ).
There is really no need.
seconded.
i can sometimes usually tell.
Sometimes usually-that's a bit vague isn't it? :laugh:
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and here's where we find out the princesses who go all squeamish cos of a bit of blood. and BOTH of them have kids, so they can't be completely oblivious of the fact. how the fuck have you managed to avoid it for all these years? that takes some doing.
typical. ::)
bloody great jessies...
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Ohh ouch, god fuckn damn emotions. You said my aunt which is the person taking care of my grandmother. She had a stroke and eats primarly through a feeding tube. She has aphasia and mutism right now, and I think her care is subpar. People should be doing almost 100 percent and not 85 percent.
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and here's where we find out the princesses who go all squeamish cos of a bit of blood. and BOTH of them have kids, so they can't be completely oblivious of the fact. how the fuck have you managed to avoid it for all these years? that takes some doing.
typical. ::)
bloody great jessies...
Directed to McJ and me? Avoid what? I actually enjoy the taste of menstrual blood, don't even mind the chewy little clots.
Get to know me a bit and you'll find I am the opposite of squeamish, unless you trry to tell me how cool I am. That might backfire.
I was being an arrogant asshole and telling you that we can already tell (kind of a joke, because I really have to be there to catch a waft). Updates are unnecessary.
:laugh:
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and here's where we find out the princesses who go all squeamish cos of a bit of blood. and BOTH of them have kids, so they can't be completely oblivious of the fact. how the fuck have you managed to avoid it for all these years? that takes some doing.
typical. ::)
bloody great jessies...
Directed to McJ and me? Avoid what? I actually enjoy the taste of menstrual blood, don't even mind the chewy little clots.
Get to know me a bit and you'll find I am the opposite of squeamish, unless you trry to tell me how cool I am. That might backfire.
I was being an arrogant asshole and telling you that we can already tell (kind of a joke, because I really have to be there to catch a waft). Updates are unnecessary.
:laugh:
fucking marvellous post. i think i love you. :-* and for the thrid sentence, you actually get a :plus: my hero!
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Directed to McJ and me? Avoid what? I actually enjoy the taste of menstrual blood, don't even mind the chewy little clots.
Not too hot on the clumps myself.
Menstrual blood usually doesn't taste
as good as other blood either.
But, a really heavy flow seems to.
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it's sweeter, i reckon.
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Been way too long for me to remember.
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i save mine in a jar - i'll send you some.
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It'll spoil.
Why do you save it?
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good for plant food, and you just never know when it'll come in handy for magical work. i've used it as dye before now, too, although it wasn't much cop.
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I don't know that I'd count on
it, if it's not fresh. Sort of the
weakness of my modifications
to boot: if it doesn't cost/cause
pain, it isn't as effective.
Thus, you pay in some other manner.
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Randy bower down to Lucifer with a smile. I respect you for you are smart, hardworking in a way, and that is wonderful. That is moralistic in a way to. The opposite seems like its ubiquitous and can make a person mood fae.
Randy always takes demented retardism to such extremes. I miss his posts.
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Randy bower down to Lucifer with a smile. I respect you for you are smart, hardworking in a way, and that is wonderful. That is moralistic in a way to. The opposite seems like its ubiquitous and can make a person mood fae.
Randy always takes demented retardism to such extremes. I miss his posts.
Me too :-[
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I wonder what happened to him.
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I wonder what happend to one of my online friends named texecutioner. i hope he's ok