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Title: Line up to piss on Jerry Falwell's Grave
Post by: ASpHole on May 15, 2007, 06:42:27 PM
Hooray!! Mullah Jerry Falwell is dead!  :asthing: :cheer: :cheer: :cheer: :rock: :party: :party: :party: :party: :party: :party: :crowd: :crowd: :crowd: :crowd: :crowd: :crowd: :crowd: :crowd: :crowd: :crowd: :crowd: :crowd: :crowd:  :party: :party: :party: :party:
Title: Re: Line up to piss on Jerry Falwell's Grave
Post by: Calandale on May 15, 2007, 06:43:38 PM
Aw. Well, at least you're giving him a nice wake.
Title: Re: Line up to piss on Jerry Falwell's Grave
Post by: duncvis on May 15, 2007, 06:55:24 PM
Wooyay. I'm sure its nice and warm.  >:D
Title: Re: Line up to piss on Jerry Falwell's Grave
Post by: ASpHole on May 15, 2007, 07:05:34 PM
Wooyay. I'm sure its nice and warm.  >:D

Yeah... the real gall of it though, is the fact that I live within viewing distance of our state Capitol Building's dome, and they were flying the Flags on top at half mast because somebody important died.  :grrr: :finger:

PS Dunc, that new Avatar is fucking ace. ( No pun intended)
Title: Re: Line up to piss on Jerry Falwell's Grave
Post by: duncvis on May 15, 2007, 07:06:50 PM
Heh, I pinched it off a mate cos it was the most offensively hilarious thing I'd seen in ages. It fits Ascan and Omega perfectly.  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Line up to piss on Jerry Falwell's Grave
Post by: ozymandias on May 15, 2007, 07:35:14 PM
I'm saving my piss for more "serious fucktards" graves.   :evillaugh:   I ain't gonna waste mine on some bloated egomaniacal toad who thought god was talking to him. ::)  Feelin a little warm there, Jerry! >:D
Title: Re: Line up to piss on Jerry Falwell's Grave
Post by: Calandale on May 15, 2007, 08:32:31 PM

PS Dunc, that new Avatar is fucking ace. ( No pun intended)

I hadn't looked at it carefully (I tend to filter moving things out)
It does rock. Strangely arousing too.
Title: Re: Line up to piss on Jerry Falwell's Grave
Post by: Scrapheap on May 15, 2007, 11:08:29 PM
Doing dong the witch is dead........
Title: Re: Line up to piss on Jerry Falwell's Grave
Post by: Calandale on May 16, 2007, 12:15:46 AM
So...do you want his ding dong?
Title: Re: Line up to piss on Jerry Falwell's Grave
Post by: Scrapheap on May 16, 2007, 12:18:36 AM
So...do you want his ding dong?

Yes, after all, it was his most usefull part
Title: Re: Line up to piss on Jerry Falwell's Grave
Post by: duncvis on May 16, 2007, 03:00:33 AM
/me sings 'Jesus Built My Hotrod' :headbang:
Title: Re: Line up to piss on Jerry Falwell's Grave
Post by: Dexter Morgan on May 20, 2007, 12:24:11 AM
I just love the sanctimony his cohorts are spewing out.  Like I could give a flying fuck what these guys think when someone they don't care for dies.
Title: Re: Line up to piss on Jerry Falwell's Grave
Post by: Calandale on May 20, 2007, 04:36:48 AM
Last night, the band I saw played a tribute to him.

They usually play the song for Bush.  >:D
Title: Re: Line up to piss on Jerry Falwell's Grave
Post by: Janicka on June 18, 2007, 11:35:00 AM
 :asthing:
Title: Re: Line up to piss on Jerry Falwell's Grave
Post by: Lucifer on June 18, 2007, 01:44:43 PM
Doing dong the witch is dead........

*raises The Eyebrow*

oh no, i'm not, sunshine.  :P

anyway, who's jerry fulliwell?  (spot the pun, folks).
Title: Re: Line up to piss on Jerry Falwell's Grave
Post by: Alex179 on June 18, 2007, 02:41:11 PM
This man contained much fatty substance.   His lard could have been utilized to make some biological fuel, sadly it is buried with his corpse under six feet of dirt most likely.   Other than that, he served no purpose to this world.   Seriously who gives a fuck about preachers?   Despite my spirituality, I hate church and preachers both.   Jesus most likely would have destroyed his church for having a gift store in it anyways.   This guy was the classic case of someone who thinks he is not guilty throwing the first stone.
Title: Re: Line up to piss on Jerry Falwell's Grave
Post by: El on June 18, 2007, 02:50:34 PM
Doing dong the witch is dead........

*raises The Eyebrow*

oh no, i'm not, sunshine.  :P

anyway, who's jerry fulliwell?  (spot the pun, folks).

You know fulliwell?
Title: Re: Line up to piss on Jerry Falwell's Grave
Post by: Lucifer on June 18, 2007, 02:55:37 PM
Doing dong the witch is dead........

*raises The Eyebrow*

oh no, i'm not, sunshine.  :P

anyway, who's jerry fulliwell?  (spot the pun, folks).

You know fulliwell?

er, no, otherwise i'd know who he is.  was?  it was a pun on geri halliwell.  obviously, not a very good one.    :-\
Title: Re: Line up to piss on Jerry Falwell's Grave
Post by: El on June 18, 2007, 03:05:17 PM
Doing dong the witch is dead........

*raises The Eyebrow*

oh no, i'm not, sunshine.  :P

anyway, who's jerry fulliwell?  (spot the pun, folks).

You know fulliwell?

er, no, otherwise i'd know who he is.  was?  it was a pun on geri halliwell.  obviously, not a very good one.    :-\

Oh.  I thought you knew fulliwell who he was.   :laugh:
Title: Re: Line up to piss on Jerry Falwell's Grave
Post by: Janicka on June 18, 2007, 03:12:27 PM
Falwell is a  :penis:
Title: Re: Line up to piss on Jerry Falwell's Grave
Post by: DirtDawg on June 18, 2007, 03:34:15 PM
This man contained much fatty substance.   His lard could have been utilized to make some biological fuel, sadly it is buried with his corpse under six feet of dirt most likely.   Other than that, he served no purpose to this world.   Seriously who gives a fuck about preachers?   Despite my spirituality, I hate church and preachers both.   Jesus most likely would have destroyed his church for having a gift store in it anyways.   This guy was the classic case of someone who thinks he is not guilty throwing the first stone.

Smart-ish.

I agree and the airwaves are full of money changers. Christ would go beyond ballistic over this shit.
Title: Re: Line up to piss on Jerry Falwell's Grave
Post by: Calandale on June 18, 2007, 06:54:43 PM
Doing dong the witch is dead........

*raises The Eyebrow*

oh no, i'm not, sunshine.  :P

anyway, who's jerry fulliwell?  (spot the pun, folks).

You know fulliwell?

er, no, otherwise i'd know who he is.  was?  it was a pun on geri halliwell.  obviously, not a very good one.    :-\

That's what my slow brain thought,
but I imagined that THAT was well
beneath you. Disillusioned, left and
right.
Title: Re: Line up to piss on Jerry Falwell's Grave
Post by: ASpHole on June 18, 2007, 07:06:57 PM
Falwell is a  :penis:

Correction: He WAS a  :penis:

Now he's just decomposing. --and if there be any truth to the religion that he incessantly pimped off as being the absolute truth, he is also most likely failing in his attemps to resist the sexual overtures of Iosef Stalin, or Saddam Hussein in a very warm place.  :flame:
Title: Re: Line up to piss on Jerry Falwell's Grave
Post by: maldoror on June 19, 2007, 07:10:44 PM
Religious nuts like Falwell are harmless outside of their power amongst people who would be nutcases with or without Christianity. So another old guy is dead - no need to celebrate.
Title: Re: Line up to piss on Jerry Falwell's Grave
Post by: Janicka on June 19, 2007, 09:19:13 PM
Religious nuts like Falwell are harmless outside of their power amongst people who would be nutcases with or without Christianity. So another old guy is dead - no need to celebrate.

I don't know about that.  I hate extremists.  Period.  At the moment I probably fear Muslim extremists the most because I just saw a documentary about that Choudry guy in the UK.  But the take home message from the documentary is this - "the masses" are "the masses" because they are stupid and need directions.  Like sheep.  The danger with people like Falwell is that people force it on minors who can't think for themseleves, and raise them to treat it as "facts".
Title: Re: Line up to piss on Jerry Falwell's Grave
Post by: maldoror on June 19, 2007, 09:49:20 PM
I don't believe that extremism exists because of the icons we attribute it to; how could Falwell whip up the masses into a state of destructive extremism (which would be what in this case? Gays being beaten maybe?) if there was no other catalyst? Jerry Falwell's flock already knew how it felt about gay people. It's the same thing with Islamic extremism. How is it that we know America and Israel, Bin Ladin, who the icons that they want us to identify are what cause Islamic extremism? Because it gives us a reference point and is easier for us than to acknowledge the fact of the political climate and quality of life in the Middle East.