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Title: Happy Star Wars Day
Post by: Mr Smith on May 03, 2007, 07:06:06 AM
May the 4th be with you.
Title: Re: Happy Star Wars Day
Post by: McGiver on May 03, 2007, 07:17:56 AM
and tomorrow may the fifth be with you......a fifth of whiskey.
Title: Re: Happy Star Wars Day
Post by: Scrapheap on May 03, 2007, 10:36:22 AM
Cinco de SoCo??
Title: Re: Happy Star Wars Day
Post by: The_P on May 03, 2007, 11:00:53 AM
Why pay homage to an overrated pile-of-shit is beyond me...
Title: Re: Happy Star Wars Day
Post by: purposefulinsanity on May 03, 2007, 11:08:18 AM
Why pay homage to an overrated pile-of-shit is beyond me...

QFT
Title: Re: Happy Star Wars Day
Post by: richard on May 03, 2007, 12:19:08 PM
May the 4th be with you.
ahahahaha, that was pretty funny. great joke :)
Title: Re: Happy Star Wars Day
Post by: Kosmonaut on May 03, 2007, 01:23:52 PM
Yeah, marvelous ive not heard that one before  :clap:
Title: Re: Happy Star Wars Day
Post by: Mr Smith on May 03, 2007, 07:33:35 PM
Yeah, marvelous ive not heard that one before  :clap:

Not you again!

Newbie!  :violin:  :laugh:
Title: Re: Happy Star Wars Day
Post by: paradox on May 03, 2007, 10:11:08 PM
May the 4th be with you.
ahahahaha, that was pretty funny. great joke :)

it was a joke? dam and i had gotten my princess laier outfit all reedy
Title: Re: Happy Star Wars Day
Post by: Kosmonaut on May 04, 2007, 03:09:59 AM
Yeah, marvelous ive not heard that one before  :clap:

Not you again!

Newbie!  :violin:  :laugh:

Go find a light-saber to play with
 :jedi:
Title: Re: Happy Star Wars Day
Post by: Mr Smith on May 04, 2007, 04:54:00 AM
Yeah, marvelous ive not heard that one before  :clap:

Not you again!

Newbie!  :violin:  :laugh:

Go find a light-saber to play with
 :jedi:

That would be cool. I used to have a miniture Luke Skywalker lightsaber keyring.
Title: Re: Happy Star Wars Day
Post by: Calandale on May 04, 2007, 04:56:40 AM
Fuck it all.
Title: Re: Happy Star Wars Day
Post by: McGiver on May 04, 2007, 05:48:29 AM
May the 4th be with you.
ahahahaha, that was pretty funny. great joke :)

it was a joke? dam and i had gotten my princess laier outfit all reedy
ohh. those hair buns will make a nice hndle.
Title: Re: Happy Star Wars Day
Post by: Calandale on May 04, 2007, 05:51:02 AM
May the 4th be with you.
ahahahaha, that was pretty funny. great joke :)

it was a joke? dam and i had gotten my princess laier outfit all reedy
ohh. those hair buns will make a nice hndle.

nah. They come all undone when you try
and thrust into her with them

Spoken from experience.
Title: Re: Happy Star Wars Day
Post by: McGiver on May 04, 2007, 05:54:10 AM
May the 4th be with you.
ahahahaha, that was pretty funny. great joke :)

it was a joke? dam and i had gotten my princess laier outfit all reedy
ohh. those hair buns will make a nice hndle.

nah. They come all undone when you try
and thrust into her with them

Spoken from experience.
bobby pins....and plenty of em.
Title: Re: Happy Star Wars Day
Post by: Calandale on May 04, 2007, 05:55:26 AM
Mmm...reminds me of wild at heart.
Title: Re: Happy Star Wars Day
Post by: McGiver on May 04, 2007, 05:57:39 AM
you could use barbed wire.  might add to the kinky level of satisfaction.
Title: Re: Happy Star Wars Day
Post by: Calandale on May 04, 2007, 06:01:15 AM
totally uninterested in anything sexual right now.
Title: Re: Happy Star Wars Day
Post by: McGiver on May 04, 2007, 06:02:39 AM
totally uninterested in anything sexual right now.
so!

i am.  and afterall, isn't it really all about me?
Title: Re: Happy Star Wars Day
Post by: Calandale on May 04, 2007, 06:04:18 AM
Of course. Sorry, I forgot.
Title: Re: Happy Star Wars Day
Post by: McGiver on May 04, 2007, 06:10:31 AM
Of course. Sorry, I forgot.
ok then.  accepted.

now i am willing to talk about you.
what do you want?
Title: Re: Happy Star Wars Day
Post by: Calandale on May 04, 2007, 06:11:16 AM
How about some pretty light sabers?
Title: Re: Happy Star Wars Day
Post by: McGiver on May 04, 2007, 06:18:34 AM
How about some pretty light sabers?
ok.
pull down your pants and pretend like you just dropped the soap.
Title: Re: Happy Star Wars Day
Post by: Calandale on May 04, 2007, 06:19:16 AM
Will my 'roids feel better?
Title: Re: Happy Star Wars Day
Post by: McGiver on May 04, 2007, 06:22:30 AM
Will my 'roids feel better?
when you stop sitting around.
Title: Re: Happy Star Wars Day
Post by: Calandale on May 04, 2007, 06:23:20 AM
Will my 'roids feel better?
when you stop sitting around.

I shan't let you put your 'light saber' in
until they feel better, then.
Title: Re: Happy Star Wars Day
Post by: McGiver on May 04, 2007, 06:27:07 AM
Will my 'roids feel better?
when you stop sitting around.

I shan't let you put your 'light saber' in
until they feel better, then.
typo.
i meant shitting around.
Title: Re: Happy Star Wars Day
Post by: Calandale on May 04, 2007, 06:28:23 AM
Actually, I think it's the sitting that's the problem.
Title: Re: Happy Star Wars Day
Post by: Mr Smith on May 04, 2007, 07:15:50 AM
If  a girl can't keep her hair up, she is stupid.
Title: Re: Happy Star Wars Day
Post by: Calandale on May 04, 2007, 07:17:42 AM
If  a girl can't keep her hair up, she is stupid.

If she can't keep me up, she's incompetent.
Title: Re: Happy Star Wars Day
Post by: McGiver on May 04, 2007, 07:18:48 AM
If  a girl can't keep her hair up, she is stupid.

If she can't keep me up, she's incompetent.
don't worry about it.
it happens to every guy at one time or another....
Title: Re: Happy Star Wars Day
Post by: Calandale on May 04, 2007, 07:21:01 AM
Only time I had to deal with it, was
watching someone I love taking it
from another guy. Ain't gonna happen
again, I'd guess.
Title: Re: Happy Star Wars Day
Post by: Scrapheap on May 04, 2007, 05:38:16 PM
Only time I had to deal with it, was
watching someone I love taking it
from another guy. Ain't gonna happen
again, I'd guess.

Where did you bury the other guys body??  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Happy Star Wars Day
Post by: Calandale on May 04, 2007, 05:43:10 PM
Only time I had to deal with it, was
watching someone I love taking it
from another guy. Ain't gonna happen
again, I'd guess.

Where did you bury the other guys body??  :evillaugh:

No. It was an arranged thing.