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Title: come on lets go, the jungles in colombia are hot
Post by: richard on April 25, 2007, 02:19:05 PM
so you have to wear hats,

(http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c57/waterdogs12/Picture103.jpg)

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Title: Re: come on lets go, the jungles in colombia are hot
Post by: Peter on April 25, 2007, 02:25:59 PM
Do you have a bank account?
Title: Re: come on lets go, the jungles in colombia are hot
Post by: richard on April 25, 2007, 02:26:33 PM
i have three :laugh:
Title: Re: come on lets go, the jungles in colombia are hot
Post by: Peter on April 25, 2007, 02:27:34 PM
Why do you have so much money in cash then?
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Post by: richard on April 25, 2007, 02:29:52 PM
well i like looking like a pimp basically. richard funfact- ive had that money for like a year, i flash it. it never gets used
Title: Re: come on lets go, the jungles in colombia are hot
Post by: Kosmonaut on April 25, 2007, 04:30:55 PM
You could have bought a decent hat with all that.
Title: Re: come on lets go, the jungles in colombia are hot
Post by: richard on April 25, 2007, 05:47:20 PM
its just has to keep the sun out of my face :wanker:
Title: Re: come on lets go, the jungles in colombia are hot
Post by: Kosmonaut on April 25, 2007, 06:26:03 PM
Yeah, i know.
I got a blue one just like it.
I think it's OK, but wear it round here, then people think im a cunt ( like they don't anyway).
Maybe get away with it in Texas.
Stick some corks in it for Australia.
But wear it in North of England and you are laughing stock.
Title: Re: come on lets go, the jungles in colombia are hot
Post by: DirtDawg on April 25, 2007, 06:32:54 PM
Yeah, i know.
I got a blue one just like it.
I think it's OK, but wear it round here, then people think im a cunt ( like they don't anyway).
Maybe get away with it in Texas.
Stick some corks in it for Australia.
But wear it in North of England and you are laughing stock.


... or Arizona, where Richard lives. However, he may actually have to defend that particular hat, in the part of Texas I came from.
Title: Re: come on lets go, the jungles in colombia are hot
Post by: richard on April 25, 2007, 06:58:15 PM
i was never into fasion anyways, i pretty much wear the same clothes everyday
Title: Re: come on lets go, the jungles in colombia are hot
Post by: Callaway on April 25, 2007, 07:11:32 PM
I like that hat.  It looks like it would keep your face from getting sunburned and the light color will keep it from getting so hot on your head.
Title: Re: come on lets go, the jungles in colombia are hot
Post by: richard on April 25, 2007, 07:12:32 PM
 :agreed:
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Post by: DirtDawg on April 25, 2007, 07:16:41 PM

I like it fine, Richard. It looks like a Panama. I have worn and defended my wearing of several Panama hats. It has nothing to do with fashion, though. Don't forget to tie it on to your head in the wind.
 :laugh:
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Post by: richard on April 25, 2007, 07:19:34 PM
haha thanks dirtdawg :angel:
Title: Re: come on lets go, the jungles in colombia are hot
Post by: Kosmonaut on April 25, 2007, 07:30:14 PM
Seriously, i would like to walk around with a hat like that.
You just can't do it here.
I have spent the odd weekend in summer wearing such a hat, that's all you can get away with.
I have to settle for a baseball cap.
I don't leave the house without a hat, my hair is worse than richards ( just a few years further on.)
Not a question of fashion, but every fucker would be commenting on what a cunt i looked wearing a hat like that.
Not my opinion: i swear to god, i should emigrate.
Title: Re: come on lets go, the jungles in colombia are hot
Post by: McGiver on April 25, 2007, 07:57:41 PM
sorry.  i just don't like it.
Title: Re: come on lets go, the jungles in colombia are hot
Post by: richard on April 25, 2007, 08:34:04 PM
Seriously, i would like to walk around with a hat like that.
You just can't do it here.
I have spent the odd weekend in summer wearing such a hat, that's all you can get away with.
I have to settle for a baseball cap.
I don't leave the house without a hat, my hair is worse than richards ( just a few years further on.)
Not a question of fashion, but every fucker would be commenting on what a cunt i looked wearing a hat like that.
Not my opinion: i swear to god, i should emigrate.
well dog you have to stop caring about what others think. i mean get out there and be yourself! :)
Title: Re: come on lets go, the jungles in colombia are hot
Post by: Calandale on April 25, 2007, 11:27:42 PM
I agree. Nice hat too. I am something of a hat fanatic.
The only baseball cap that I own is one that I've inserted
feathers into. The only hat that I get grief for wearing is
my topper - especially with my beard, I get accused of
trying to look like Lincoln.
Title: Re: come on lets go, the jungles in colombia are hot
Post by: Callaway on April 25, 2007, 11:51:07 PM
Seriously, i would like to walk around with a hat like that.
You just can't do it here.
I have spent the odd weekend in summer wearing such a hat, that's all you can get away with.
I have to settle for a baseball cap.
I don't leave the house without a hat, my hair is worse than richards ( just a few years further on.)
Not a question of fashion, but every fucker would be commenting on what a cunt i looked wearing a hat like that.
Not my opinion: i swear to god, i should emigrate.

 :plus:
Title: Re: come on lets go, the jungles in colombia are hot
Post by: Litigious on April 26, 2007, 02:42:10 AM

I like it fine, Richard. It looks like a Panama. I have worn and defended my wearing of several Panama hats. It has nothing to do with fashion, though. Don't forget to tie it on to your head in the wind.
 :laugh:

Aren't Panama hats typical ghey hats?  ???
Title: Re: come on lets go, the jungles in colombia are hot
Post by: DirtDawg on April 26, 2007, 03:58:38 AM

I like it fine, Richard. It looks like a Panama. I have worn and defended my wearing of several Panama hats. It has nothing to do with fashion, though. Don't forget to tie it on to your head in the wind.
 :laugh:

Aren't Panama hats typical ghey hats?  ???
Yeah, they certainly are, now. In the seventies they were just thought of as a Mexican or Central American hat. I loved them, because they were made out of the same denim material that blue jeans are made of, except that they weren't bleached and dyed blue. They were light tan and easy to wash.
Title: Re: come on lets go, the jungles in colombia are hot
Post by: Peter on April 30, 2007, 08:36:35 AM
so you have to wear hats,

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Title: Re: come on lets go, the jungles in colombia are hot
Post by: DirtDawg on April 30, 2007, 08:58:54 AM

I think Peter has a bigger one.
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Post by: Callaway on April 30, 2007, 10:51:05 AM

I think Peter has a bigger one.

Richard had at least six one hundred dollar bills in his pile, though.
Title: Re: come on lets go, the jungles in colombia are hot
Post by: DirtDawg on April 30, 2007, 01:58:15 PM

I think Peter has a bigger one.

Richard had at least six one hundred dollar bills in his pile, though.

Wow, you're a detectiatrist, in addition to a mathematologist?

Impressive!
:laugh:

I guess I missed seeing that.

(I think Richard has shown us two stacks, though.)
Title: Re: come on lets go, the jungles in colombia are hot
Post by: Litigious on April 30, 2007, 02:02:30 PM
What about having the money in the bank?
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Post by: Scrapheap on April 30, 2007, 02:04:39 PM
What about having the money in the bank?

Richard must have a Great Depression Era mentality. They used to keep their money in their matresses back then.
Title: Re: come on lets go, the jungles in colombia are hot
Post by: Peter on April 30, 2007, 02:05:17 PM
What about having the money in the bank?

I drew mine today to pay rent to my mum.  It's £300.
Title: Re: come on lets go, the jungles in colombia are hot
Post by: Litigious on April 30, 2007, 02:22:09 PM
What about having the money in the bank?

Richard must have a Great Depression Era mentality. They used to keep their money in their matresses back then.

I keep most of mine in funds and in Government bonds. The Eastern European fund has gone up by 300% since I bought it and I can win 1 million Swedish kronor (about $150000) on each Government bond.
Title: Re: come on lets go, the jungles in colombia are hot
Post by: Calandale on April 30, 2007, 08:22:13 PM
What about having the money in the bank?

Richard must have a Great Depression Era mentality. They used to keep their money in their matresses back then.

Nah, he just wants to keep it handy in case he needs to cum into money.
Title: Re: come on lets go, the jungles in colombia are hot
Post by: McGiver on April 30, 2007, 08:41:20 PM
dip shaw!
Title: Re: come on lets go, the jungles in colombia are hot
Post by: purposefulinsanity on May 01, 2007, 02:06:03 AM
What about having the money in the bank?

Richard must have a Great Depression Era mentality. They used to keep their money in their matresses back then.

Nah, he just wants to keep it handy in case he needs to cum into money.


 :laugh:   :plus:
Title: Re: come on lets go, the jungles in colombia are hot
Post by: richard on May 02, 2007, 09:29:54 AM
omg are those two boys kiising in your avatar? :laugh: :eyebrows:
Title: Re: come on lets go, the jungles in colombia are hot
Post by: purposefulinsanity on May 02, 2007, 09:46:41 AM
omg are those two boys kiising in your avatar? :laugh: :eyebrows:

Yes I stole it from a Supernatural slash fiction site.  Mmmmmmmmm ;)
Title: Re: come on lets go, the jungles in colombia are hot
Post by: Calandale on May 02, 2007, 12:22:25 PM
omg are those two boys kiising in your avatar? :laugh: :eyebrows:

Yes I stole it from a Supernatural slash fiction site.  Mmmmmmmmm ;)

So, that gets you hot? Most women that I've known aren't
as excited by such things as men are.
Title: Re: come on lets go, the jungles in colombia are hot
Post by: purposefulinsanity on May 02, 2007, 12:23:44 PM
Really? I thought it was the other way round- most men weren't turned on by man on man action.  ??? (Straight men obviously).
Title: Re: come on lets go, the jungles in colombia are hot
Post by: Calandale on May 02, 2007, 12:29:03 PM
Really? I thought it was the other way round- most men weren't turned on by man on man action.  ??? (Straight men obviously).

I meant by girl on girl action. Most women seem less interested in watching
two guys, than guys are in watching two girls.
Title: Re: come on lets go, the jungles in colombia are hot
Post by: purposefulinsanity on May 02, 2007, 12:30:00 PM
Really? I thought it was the other way round- most men weren't turned on by man on man action.  ??? (Straight men obviously).

I meant by girl on girl action. Most women seem less interested in watching
two guys, than guys are in watching two girls.

Oh I see- I kinda like both  ;)
Title: Re: come on lets go, the jungles in colombia are hot
Post by: paradox on May 03, 2007, 03:50:01 AM
I have a very odd dominant feeling reaction to boy on boy and a possessive feeling
Title: Re: come on lets go, the jungles in colombia are hot
Post by: Kosmonaut on May 03, 2007, 05:10:55 AM
When i see two men kissing i think that there are two extras females available.
Title: Re: come on lets go, the jungles in colombia are hot
Post by: richard on May 03, 2007, 09:50:25 AM
ladies and peaguy here is my butt :eyebrows:

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c57/waterdogs12/Picture142-1.jpg
Title: Re: come on lets go, the jungles in colombia are hot
Post by: Litigious on May 03, 2007, 10:00:18 AM
That was a shy pic. What about this?

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Post by: purposefulinsanity on May 03, 2007, 10:01:06 AM
Is that your ass Lit?
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Post by: Peter on May 03, 2007, 10:01:32 AM
I have a very odd dominant feeling reaction to boy on boy and a possessive feeling

Care to elaborate?
Title: Re: come on lets go, the jungles in colombia are hot
Post by: Litigious on May 03, 2007, 10:02:32 AM
Is that your ass Lit?

Yep. It has been sexier in my youth, though, when I used to walk and make long rides on my bicycle.  :-[
Title: Re: come on lets go, the jungles in colombia are hot
Post by: richard on May 03, 2007, 10:03:50 AM
jesus! :P
my ass is much better looking :laugh:
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Post by: purposefulinsanity on May 03, 2007, 10:04:44 AM
Its still a nice ass and I just love the hint of kink with your choice of accessories.
Title: Re: come on lets go, the jungles in colombia are hot
Post by: purposefulinsanity on May 03, 2007, 10:05:37 AM
jesus! :P
my ass is much better looking :laugh:

Maybe a tad, but you look a little too vanilla to be any fun  :P
Title: Re: come on lets go, the jungles in colombia are hot
Post by: Litigious on May 03, 2007, 10:07:34 AM
Its still a nice ass and I just love the hint of kink with your choice of accessories.

I am a perv after all.  :eyebrows:
Title: Re: come on lets go, the jungles in colombia are hot
Post by: richard on May 03, 2007, 10:09:41 AM
jesus! :P
my ass is much better looking :laugh:

Maybe a tad, but you look a little too vanilla to be any fun  :P
you dont like white boys?
Title: Re: come on lets go, the jungles in colombia are hot
Post by: purposefulinsanity on May 03, 2007, 10:10:27 AM
Oh I like white boys, just not vanilla boys of any colour. 
Title: Re: come on lets go, the jungles in colombia are hot
Post by: Litigious on May 03, 2007, 10:11:06 AM
jesus! :P
my ass is much better looking :laugh:

Maybe a tad, but you look a little too vanilla to be any fun  :P
you dont like white boys?

 :asthing:
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Post by: purposefulinsanity on May 03, 2007, 10:11:24 AM
Its still a nice ass and I just love the hint of kink with your choice of accessories.

I am a perv after all.  :eyebrows:

And don't we all love ya for it?  :laugh:
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Post by: richard on May 03, 2007, 10:11:39 AM
im confused. arent all white boys vanilla?
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Post by: Litigious on May 03, 2007, 10:12:16 AM
Its still a nice ass and I just love the hint of kink with your choice of accessories.

I am a perv after all.  :eyebrows:

And don't we all love ya for it?  :laugh:

That's just the thing you love me for.  8)
Title: Re: come on lets go, the jungles in colombia are hot
Post by: Litigious on May 03, 2007, 10:12:56 AM
im confused. arent all white boys vanilla?

No, "vanilla" is "soft" as opposed to hardcore.
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Post by: purposefulinsanity on May 03, 2007, 10:13:31 AM
im confused. arent all white boys vanilla?


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vanilla_sex (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vanilla_sex)


Basically plain or conventional.
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Post by: richard on May 03, 2007, 10:15:18 AM
i mean i just didnt know sex was so complicated :laugh:
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Post by: purposefulinsanity on May 03, 2007, 10:15:52 AM
i mean i just didnt know sex was so complicated :laugh:

Which is why you're vanilla  ;)
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Post by: DirtDawg on May 03, 2007, 11:21:01 AM
Is that your ass Lit?

Yep. It has been sexier in my youth, though, when I used to walk and make long rides on my bicycle.  :-[

My wife callled it an "Apple Ass". She also said you look skinny. (I think you need some sun.)

It's still a very nice apple ass.
Title: Re: come on lets go, the jungles in colombia are hot
Post by: Litigious on May 03, 2007, 11:29:38 AM
Is that your ass Lit?

Yep. It has been sexier in my youth, though, when I used to walk and make long rides on my bicycle.  :-[

My wife callled it an "Apple Ass". She also said you look skinny. (I think you need some sun.)

It's still a very nice apple ass.

Oh, thanks.  :) Yes, I'm skinny and pale.   :-\
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Post by: GalileoAce on May 06, 2007, 11:27:00 PM
(http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c57/waterdogs12/Picture106.jpg)

Pfft, that's nothing.

(http://members.optusnet.com.au/renaeden/P1000166.jpg)

Aussie money is so much better looking.
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Post by: Calandale on May 06, 2007, 11:30:17 PM
Looks like something from a cheesy game.
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Post by: GalileoAce on May 06, 2007, 11:41:54 PM
(http://www.worldexecutive.com/owshare/imagepool/currency/australia.jpg)
Title: Re: come on lets go, the jungles in colombia are hot
Post by: Calandale on May 06, 2007, 11:48:37 PM
American money is heading in the same cheesy direction.

At least it's better than pre-war Italian money,
which changed size based on denomination.

Inflation made this hilarious.
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Post by: Callaway on May 07, 2007, 01:49:47 PM
American money is looking more and more like Monopoly money.   ::)

(http://img.coxnewsweb.com/B/08/31/57/image_157318.jpg)

It looks like you dragged your money through the red mud before you put it in your wallet.

Supposedly this new colored money is more difficult to counterfeit.   ::)
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Post by: Litigious on May 07, 2007, 02:15:58 PM
Swedish money. It's King Gustav Vasa (Gustav I) on the 1000 kronor bill (about $150).

(http://www.riksbank.se/upload/Bilder_riksbank/Kat_sedlar_mynt1/collage_samtliga_06.jpg)
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Post by: Litigious on May 07, 2007, 02:18:59 PM
Those "silver" stripes are magnetic. They can check them in a machine to know with almost 100% certainty that they're real.
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Post by: Callaway on May 07, 2007, 05:14:08 PM
American money has a plastic security strip in it as well.  It is printed with the denomination of the bill, and is supposed to be very difficult to counterfeit.  The security strips for different bills glow different colors under ultraviolet light.  The twenty dollar bill's strip glows green, the ten dollar bill's strip glows orange, and the fifty dollar bill's strip glows yellow.  So why did they have to color the face of our money like Monopoly money?

(http://www.moneyfactory.gov/newmoney/images/currency/10_vertical.jpg) (http://www.moneyfactory.gov/newmoney/images/currency/20_vertical.jpg) (http://www.moneyfactory.gov/newmoney/images/currency/50_vertical.jpg)
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Post by: Litigious on May 07, 2007, 05:20:04 PM
Out of paranoia, I suppose. I always liked that all American bills were green before.
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Post by: Callaway on May 07, 2007, 05:24:22 PM
Out of paranoia, I suppose. I always liked that all American bills were green before.

Me too.  Before the ink was black or green only.
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Post by: Peter on May 07, 2007, 07:36:35 PM
I like Scottish notes.

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Post by: McGiver on May 07, 2007, 07:38:05 PM
so your money is backed by silver?


all those men....freemason's.
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Post by: Peter on May 07, 2007, 07:44:12 PM
You can see the whole lot here: http://www.cartref.demon.co.uk/eng/collect.htm

The Royal Bank of Scotland, the Bank of Scotland and the Clydesdale Bank all print their own notes, so there's quite a lot of variety to the money in Scotland.
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Post by: Peter on May 07, 2007, 07:46:41 PM
so your money is backed by silver?


all those men....freemason's.

No, it's not backed by silver.  I'm not sure what the term 'sterling' on our money is all about, but it might just mean the money's Scottish, since we have a city called Sterling.
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Post by: DirtDawg on May 07, 2007, 08:22:49 PM
so your money is backed by silver?


all those men....freemason's.

No, it's not backed by silver.  I'm not sure what the term 'sterling' on our money is all about, but it might just mean the money's Scottish, since we have a city called Sterling.

It's a traditional name left over from the past, when a Pound Sterling was actually represented by a pound of silver. A pound was then divided into twenty shilling. It is still used as a kind of slang name ... "I will accept payment in Sterling" means that Brit money is OK.
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Post by: Calandale on May 07, 2007, 10:20:45 PM
American money has a plastic security strip in it as well.  It is printed with the denomination of the bill, and is supposed to be very difficult to counterfeit.  The security strips for different bills glow different colors under ultraviolet light.  The twenty dollar bill's strip glows green, the ten dollar bill's strip glows orange, and the fifty dollar bill's strip glows yellow.  So why did they have to color the face of our money like Monopoly money?

The color and the watermarks make it a little more difficult.
Just another hoop that has to be jumped through - same
with the paper.
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Post by: GalileoAce on May 07, 2007, 10:48:54 PM
Australian notes are plastic, colourful, and have alot of almost microscopic text all over them, apparently they're one of the world's most difficult notes to forge.
Title: Re: come on lets go, the jungles in colombia are hot
Post by: Calandale on May 07, 2007, 10:51:15 PM
Monopoly money, on the other hand, while colorful,
is VERY easy to forge.
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Post by: GalileoAce on May 07, 2007, 10:53:29 PM
I like the look of Monopoly money. I find US money to be monochromatic and pretty boring... I often study Aussie notes for hours, looking at their intricacies.
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Post by: Litigious on May 08, 2007, 01:57:17 AM
so your money is backed by silver?


all those men....freemason's.

Gangster Computer God Parroting Puppet scum-on-top Playboys! Alreday in the 17th Century! Incredibly con-artism!  :GA: