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Politics, Mature and taboo => Political Pundits => Topic started by: Callaway on March 31, 2007, 09:51:53 AM

Title: My Sweet Lord: Anatomically Correct Chocolate Jesus Causes Uproar
Post by: Callaway on March 31, 2007, 09:51:53 AM
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070331/ap_on_fe_st/chocolate_jesus;_ylt=AphtLYDvR1YLPGaHkkxwCFMuQE4F

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NEW YORK - A planned Holy Week exhibition of a nude, anatomically correct chocolate sculpture of Jesus Christ was canceled Friday after Cardinal Edward Egan and other outraged Catholics complained.
 
The "My Sweet Lord" display was shut down by the hotel that houses the Lab Gallery in midtown Manhattan. Roger Smith Hotel president James Knowles cited the public outcry for his decision.

The reaction "is crystal clear and has brought to our attention the unintended reaction of you and other conscientious friends of ours to the exhibition," Knowles wrote in the two-paragraph cancellation notice.

Matt Semler, the gallery's creative director, resigned in protest.

The six-foot sculpture was the victim of "a strong-arming from people who haven't seen the show, seen what we're doing," Semler said. "They jumped to conclusions completely contrary to our intentions."

But word of the confectionary Christ infuriated Catholics, including Egan, who described it as "a sickening display." Bill Donohue, head of the watchdog Catholic League, said it was "one of the worst assaults on Christian sensibilities ever."

The hotel and the gallery were overrun Thursday with angry phone calls and e-mails about the exhibit. Semler said the calls included death threats over the work of artist Cosimo Cavallaro, who was described as disappointed by the decision to cancel the display.

"In this situation, the hotel couldn't continue to be supportive because of a fear for their own safety," Semler said.

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Title: Re: My Sweet Lord: Anatomically Correct Chocolate Jesus Causes Uproar
Post by: Pyraxis on March 31, 2007, 09:53:41 AM
 ::)

That's all I have to say.
Title: Re: My Sweet Lord: Anatomically Correct Chocolate Jesus Causes Uproar
Post by: Scrapheap on March 31, 2007, 09:56:23 AM
DAMNIT CALLAWAY !!!! I was about to post about this when you beat me to the punch !!

Can't you wait for us west-coasters to wake up ??  ;)
Title: Re: My Sweet Lord: Anatomically Correct Chocolate Jesus Causes Uproar
Post by: Callaway on March 31, 2007, 10:01:23 AM
Picture of My Sweet Lord:



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Title: Re: My Sweet Lord: Anatomically Correct Chocolate Jesus Causes Uproar
Post by: Litigious on March 31, 2007, 11:10:50 AM
How do they know that it was anatomically correct? Did Jesus look like the rest of us inside?  ???
Title: Re: My Sweet Lord: Anatomically Correct Chocolate Jesus Causes Uproar
Post by: Leto729 on March 31, 2007, 12:05:06 PM
Has Easter already. :o
Title: Re: My Sweet Lord: Anatomically Correct Chocolate Jesus Causes Uproar
Post by: Callaway on March 31, 2007, 12:46:35 PM
How do they know that it was anatomically correct? Did Jesus look like the rest of us inside?  ???

They mean that he is naked and his penis is visible, if you see him from the front.   ;)
Title: Re: My Sweet Lord: Anatomically Correct Chocolate Jesus Causes Uproar
Post by: Calandale on March 31, 2007, 03:59:26 PM
If they're upset about displaying, just think how they would feel at the Eat Christ party that would have followed.
Title: Re: My Sweet Lord: Anatomically Correct Chocolate Jesus Causes Uproar
Post by: Scrapheap on March 31, 2007, 04:05:25 PM
If they're upset about displaying, just think how they would feel at the Eat Christ party that would have followed.

I thought that's what communion was.  ::)
Title: Re: My Sweet Lord: Anatomically Correct Chocolate Jesus Causes Uproar
Post by: Calandale on March 31, 2007, 04:09:26 PM
If they're upset about displaying, just think how they would feel at the Eat Christ party that would have followed.



I thought that's what communion was.  ::)

I was always struck by communion as swallowing God's load.
Title: Re: My Sweet Lord: Anatomically Correct Chocolate Jesus Causes Uproar
Post by: Scrapheap on March 31, 2007, 04:13:57 PM
If they're upset about displaying, just think how they would feel at the Eat Christ party that would have followed.



I thought that's what communion was.  ::)

I was always struck by communion as swallowing God's load.

 :puke:
Title: Re: My Sweet Lord: Anatomically Correct Chocolate Jesus Causes Uproar
Post by: Calandale on March 31, 2007, 04:25:33 PM
If they're upset about displaying, just think how they would feel at the Eat Christ party that would have followed.



I thought that's what communion was.  ::)

I was always struck by communion as swallowing God's load.

 :puke:

Well think of it, some guy puts this white sticky mess in your mouth,
and you're just supposed to gulp it down.

It's better than the blood magic that it's actually based on anyway.
Title: Re: My Sweet Lord: Anatomically Correct Chocolate Jesus Causes Uproar
Post by: Callaway on March 31, 2007, 05:24:09 PM
It is a communion wafer and wine. 

I don't believe in transubstantiation, where the wafer becomes literally the body of Christ and the wine literally becomes his blood, anyway.
Title: Re: My Sweet Lord: Anatomically Correct Chocolate Jesus Causes Uproar
Post by: Teejay on March 31, 2007, 05:46:38 PM

They mean that he is naked and his penis is visible, if you see him from the front.   ;)

Was the chocolate jesus circumcised?, well he was Jewish after all
Title: Re: My Sweet Lord: Anatomically Correct Chocolate Jesus Causes Uproar
Post by: Calandale on March 31, 2007, 05:47:04 PM
It is a communion wafer and wine. 

I don't believe in transubstantiation, where the wafer becomes literally the body of Christ and the wine literally becomes his blood, anyway.

Disbelief (rather than perversion of belief) takes all the fun out of religion. I like my version WAY better.
Helps me get through the mass - though I do often catch myself giggling.
Title: Re: My Sweet Lord: Anatomically Correct Chocolate Jesus Causes Uproar
Post by: Callaway on March 31, 2007, 06:10:55 PM

They mean that he is naked and his penis is visible, if you see him from the front.   ;)

Was the chocolate jesus circumcised?, well he was Jewish after all

If you click my link, and watch one of the videos, you will see that he is circumcised, but I'll try to find a frontal picture for you.   ;)

Here you go:

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Title: Re: My Sweet Lord: Anatomically Correct Chocolate Jesus Causes Uproar
Post by: McGiver on March 31, 2007, 06:14:24 PM
that is you and scrapheap that i owe karma to.
Title: Re: My Sweet Lord: Anatomically Correct Chocolate Jesus Causes Uproar
Post by: El on March 31, 2007, 07:04:13 PM
Oh, yeah, and I'm sure the guy who did the sculpture had NO IDEA this would offend people.

Actually, if he did, he did the most collosal AS thing I've heard of in a long time, if ever.  but seriously, I can't imagine the artist being that stupid.
Title: Re: My Sweet Lord: Anatomically Correct Chocolate Jesus Causes Uproar
Post by: Callaway on March 31, 2007, 07:08:03 PM
Cosimo Cavallaro, the artist, said it was a tribute to his Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.  He's Catholic.

He said what could be better than two very good things, Jesus and Chocolate, getting together.
Title: Re: My Sweet Lord: Anatomically Correct Chocolate Jesus Causes Uproar
Post by: El on March 31, 2007, 07:11:44 PM
All I can say, then, is  :asthing: :asthing: :asthing: :asthing: :asthing: :asthing: :asthing: times a million for this guy.
Title: Re: My Sweet Lord: Anatomically Correct Chocolate Jesus Causes Uproar
Post by: Scrapheap on March 31, 2007, 07:41:26 PM
Cosimo Cavallaro, the artist, said it was a tribute to his Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.  He's Catholic.

He said what could be better than two very good things, Jesus and Chocolate, getting together.

What an idiot !!! It's chocolate and PEANUT BUTTER that go together.  ::)
Title: Re: My Sweet Lord: Anatomically Correct Chocolate Jesus Causes Uproar
Post by: Peter on March 31, 2007, 07:54:57 PM
Cosimo Cavallaro, the artist, said it was a tribute to his Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.  He's Catholic.

He said what could be better than two very good things, Jesus and Chocolate, getting together.

What an idiot !!! It's chocolate and PEANUT BUTTER that go together.  ::)

What about a chocolate Jesus with a peanut butter filling that you suck out through his swizzlestick?
Title: Re: My Sweet Lord: Anatomically Correct Chocolate Jesus Causes Uproar
Post by: Scrapheap on March 31, 2007, 07:57:43 PM
Cosimo Cavallaro, the artist, said it was a tribute to his Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.  He's Catholic.

He said what could be better than two very good things, Jesus and Chocolate, getting together.

What an idiot !!! It's chocolate and PEANUT BUTTER that go together.  ::)

What about a chocolate Jesus with a peanut butter filling that you suck out through his swizzlestick?

You're quite the perv...... I like that !!!

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Title: Re: My Sweet Lord: Anatomically Correct Chocolate Jesus Causes Uproar
Post by: Calandale on March 31, 2007, 08:07:47 PM
Peanut butter is hard to suck. I think that the chocolate would break.
Title: Re: My Sweet Lord: Anatomically Correct Chocolate Jesus Causes Uproar
Post by: Scrapheap on March 31, 2007, 08:15:40 PM
Peanut butter is hard to suck. I think that the chocolate would break.

You did an AS thing.  :asthing: :asthing: :asthing: :asthing: :asthing:
Title: Re: My Sweet Lord: Anatomically Correct Chocolate Jesus Causes Uproar
Post by: Calandale on March 31, 2007, 08:45:32 PM
Peanut butter is hard to suck. I think that the chocolate would break.

You did an AS thing.  :asthing: :asthing: :asthing: :asthing: :asthing:

I so don't understand. Sorry.
Title: Re: My Sweet Lord: Anatomically Correct Chocolate Jesus Causes Uproar
Post by: Scrapheap on March 31, 2007, 09:02:22 PM
Peanut butter is hard to suck. I think that the chocolate would break.

You did an AS thing.  :asthing: :asthing: :asthing: :asthing: :asthing:

I so don't understand. Sorry.

You literally interpreted a joke.
Title: Re: My Sweet Lord: Anatomically Correct Chocolate Jesus Causes Uproar
Post by: Calandale on March 31, 2007, 09:06:50 PM
Peanut butter is hard to suck. I think that the chocolate would break.

You did an AS thing.  :asthing: :asthing: :asthing: :asthing: :asthing:

I so don't understand. Sorry.

You literally interpreted a joke.

but...isn't that what humor is mainly about?
Title: Re: My Sweet Lord: Anatomically Correct Chocolate Jesus Causes Uproar
Post by: Scrapheap on March 31, 2007, 09:13:34 PM
I have a peanut butter filled penis too. Can you try to suck it out ?? :penis: :razz: :razz: :razz: :razz: :razz:
Title: Re: My Sweet Lord: Anatomically Correct Chocolate Jesus Causes Uproar
Post by: Calandale on March 31, 2007, 09:15:18 PM
I have a peanut butter filled penis too. Can you try to suck it out ?? :penis: :razz: :razz: :razz: :razz: :razz:

Like I said, it's hard to suck peanut butter at room temp. BUT, if you heat it enough, it's easy. Boil that thing, and I will.
Title: Re: My Sweet Lord: Anatomically Correct Chocolate Jesus Causes Uproar
Post by: Scrapheap on March 31, 2007, 09:18:45 PM
I have a peanut butter filled penis too. Can you try to suck it out ?? :penis: :razz: :razz: :razz: :razz: :razz:

Like I said, it's hard to suck peanut butter at room temp. BUT, if you heat it enough, it's easy. Boil that thing, and I will.

WoooooooooooooHoooooooooooo !!!!!!! I got an offer !!!  :woohoo: :woohoo:
Title: Re: My Sweet Lord: Anatomically Correct Chocolate Jesus Causes Uproar
Post by: Calandale on March 31, 2007, 09:22:54 PM
I have a peanut butter filled penis too. Can you try to suck it out ?? :penis: :razz: :razz: :razz: :razz: :razz:

Like I said, it's hard to suck peanut butter at room temp. BUT, if you heat it enough, it's easy. Boil that thing, and I will.

WoooooooooooooHoooooooooooo !!!!!!! I got an offer !!!  :woohoo: :woohoo:

I want to see it in boiling water for at least 10 mins though.
Title: Re: My Sweet Lord: Anatomically Correct Chocolate Jesus Causes Uproar
Post by: McGiver on April 01, 2007, 08:05:27 AM
i prefer boiled hotdogs.
Title: Re: My Sweet Lord: Anatomically Correct Chocolate Jesus Causes Uproar
Post by: Calandale on April 01, 2007, 08:17:23 AM
i prefer boiled hotdogs.

With peanut butter?
Title: Re: My Sweet Lord: Anatomically Correct Chocolate Jesus Causes Uproar
Post by: McGiver on April 01, 2007, 08:18:39 AM
mustard and cheese.
Title: Re: My Sweet Lord: Anatomically Correct Chocolate Jesus Causes Uproar
Post by: Calandale on April 01, 2007, 08:19:49 AM
mustard and cheese.

sounds messy.
Title: Re: My Sweet Lord: Anatomically Correct Chocolate Jesus Causes Uproar
Post by: Dexter Morgan on April 07, 2007, 07:20:18 PM
So are they upset that Jesus is portrayed as black?