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Politics, Mature and taboo => Political Pundits => Topic started by: Leto729 on March 31, 2007, 06:51:15 AM

Title: Survivorman
Post by: Leto729 on March 31, 2007, 06:51:15 AM
Should be shot because He hates killing anything to be a survivorman. ::)
Title: Re: Survivorman
Post by: Callaway on March 31, 2007, 09:05:05 AM
I saw him on TV last night hiding up a tree from a Javelina while he was starving in the Sonoran Desert.

A good sized stick with a rock tied to the end with that yucca twine he made, and he could have had some good eating, better than those few grasshoppers he found and roasted.
Title: Re: Survivorman
Post by: Scrapheap on March 31, 2007, 09:52:39 AM
I saw him on TV last night hiding up a tree from a Javelina while he was starving in the Sonoran Desert.

A good sized stick with a rock tied to the end with that yucca twine he made, and he could have had some good eating, better than those few grasshoppers he found and roasted.

Maybe survivorman is a muslim ??  ::)
Title: Re: Survivorman
Post by: Callaway on March 31, 2007, 10:08:52 AM
I saw him on TV last night hiding up a tree from a Javelina while he was starving in the Sonoran Desert.

A good sized stick with a rock tied to the end with that yucca twine he made, and he could have had some good eating, better than those few grasshoppers he found and roasted.

Maybe survivorman is a muslim ??  ::)

Are grasshoppers Halal?   :laugh:
Title: Re: Survivorman
Post by: Litigious on March 31, 2007, 11:09:50 AM
I saw him on TV last night hiding up a tree from a Javelina while he was starving in the Sonoran Desert.

A good sized stick with a rock tied to the end with that yucca twine he made, and he could have had some good eating, better than those few grasshoppers he found and roasted.

Maybe survivorman is a muslim ??  ::)

Are grasshoppers Halal?   :laugh:

They're for sure are kosher, at least. Jewish prophets went out in the desert, according to the Bible, and fed themselves on grasshoppers.  8)
Title: Re: Survivorman
Post by: Leto729 on March 31, 2007, 12:01:31 PM
I think he is a real idiot sometimes.
Title: Re: Survivorman
Post by: Litigious on March 31, 2007, 12:08:07 PM
Is that the guy with the snakes and all that? I think he is an idiot. He once nearly killed himself by risking a snakebite when so far away from a doctor that an antidote hadn't had the time to work.
Title: Re: Survivorman
Post by: Peter on March 31, 2007, 08:02:46 PM
I saw him on TV last night hiding up a tree from a Javelina while he was starving in the Sonoran Desert.

A good sized stick with a rock tied to the end with that yucca twine he made, and he could have had some good eating, better than those few grasshoppers he found and roasted.

Maybe survivorman is a muslim ??  ::)

Are grasshoppers Halal?   :laugh:

They're for sure are kosher, at least. Jewish prophets went out in the desert, according to the Bible, and fed themselves on grasshoppers.  8)

"You may eat the following: locusts of every variety; all varieties of bald locust; crickets of every variety; and all varieties of grasshopper, but all other winged swarming things that have four legs shall be an abomination for you.

Lev. 11: 22-23"
Title: Re: Survivorman
Post by: jonathan79 on March 31, 2007, 09:48:32 PM
But, idiocracy sure is entertaining.  I like that other guy too, the guy who will eat anything.  He's pretty entertaining.