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Title: The REALLY offensive racist joke thread.
Post by: Scrapheap on March 16, 2007, 11:11:34 PM
What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza??
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Post by: Litigious on March 17, 2007, 03:03:56 AM
The pizza is still edible after it's out of the oven?
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Post by: Scrapheap on March 17, 2007, 01:05:50 PM
The pizza is still edible after it's out of the oven?

Actually its: The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

O.K. can anybody top that, or is everyone here whiny, PC and emo ?? ?? ??
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Post by: Litigious on March 17, 2007, 01:11:37 PM
How do you get 24 Jews into a Volkswagen?  ;D
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Post by: Scrapheap on March 17, 2007, 01:12:41 PM
Tell them it's sea-worthy ??
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Post by: DirtDawg on March 17, 2007, 01:14:34 PM

I know the answer, but my first guess would be to throw a quarter in the window.
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Post by: Litigious on March 17, 2007, 01:15:55 PM
That's another method to achieve it.  ;)
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Post by: Scrapheap on March 17, 2007, 01:16:24 PM
Oh... wait, that's how you get 24 Cubans into a shoebox.


Umm tell them there's $100 hidden in the floorboards ??
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Post by: Litigious on March 17, 2007, 01:19:45 PM
No, you put 2 in the front seat, 2 in the back seat and 20 in the ash tray.  :angel:
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Post by: ASpHole on March 17, 2007, 03:39:33 PM
Why don't WASPS have Orgies?
Title: Re: The REALLY offensive racist joke thread.
Post by: Scrapheap on March 17, 2007, 03:40:00 PM
No, you put 2 in the front seat, 2 in the back seat and 20 in the ash tray.  :angel:

Awww Man !!! that's rough... I think I've heard that one before.
Title: Re: The REALLY offensive racist joke thread.
Post by: Scrapheap on March 17, 2007, 03:40:51 PM
Why don't WASPS have Orgies?

Now this I haven't hear before ......... Why ??
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Post by: Litigious on March 17, 2007, 03:47:59 PM
No, you put 2 in the front seat, 2 in the back seat and 20 in the ash tray.  :angel:

Awww Man !!! that's rough... I think I've heard that one before.

It's an old one. I heard it for the first time 1984.  8)
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Post by: ASpHole on March 17, 2007, 04:05:50 PM
Why don't WASPS have Orgies?

Now this I haven't hear before ......... Why ??

They would have too many "Thank You" notes to write afterwards.


What's the differance between an Italian Girl and a JAP ?(Jewish American Princess)
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Post by: McGiver on March 17, 2007, 08:14:30 PM
who invented the limbo?




....a jew trying to get into a pay toilet.
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Post by: Leto729 on March 17, 2007, 08:48:20 PM
The Irish are green. :green:
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Post by: Litigious on March 18, 2007, 05:20:45 AM
A black guy was shot with over 100 bullets in a small town in Alabama. How did the police start looking for suspects?
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Post by: Callaway on March 18, 2007, 09:25:50 AM
They saw the street sign you also hit and knew the culprit was you, Litigious.   :laugh:
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Post by: Leto729 on March 18, 2007, 11:16:31 AM
I LOVE shooting guns. :litigious:
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Post by: Litigious on March 18, 2007, 11:18:08 AM
They saw the street sign you also hit and knew the culprit was you, Litigious.   :laugh:

Good guess, but no.  8)
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Post by: McGiver on March 18, 2007, 07:35:04 PM
A black guy was shot with over 100 bullets in a small town in Alabama. How did the police start looking for suspects?
they went to the local pub and arrested the man who was getting his drinks for free?
Title: Re: The REALLY offensive racist joke thread.
Post by: Litigious on March 19, 2007, 05:14:44 AM
A black guy was shot with over 100 bullets in a small town in Alabama. How did the police start looking for suspects?
they went to the local pub and arrested the man who was getting his drinks for free?

That's not the answer that I was looking for, but it's so good that I'll say it's OK.  ;D +
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Post by: McGiver on March 19, 2007, 05:15:55 AM
A black guy was shot with over 100 bullets in a small town in Alabama. How did the police start looking for suspects?

they didn't.
the police did it.
Title: Re: The REALLY offensive racist joke thread.
Post by: Litigious on March 19, 2007, 05:21:38 AM
 ;D
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Post by: McGiver on March 19, 2007, 05:23:46 AM
so the police didn't bother.

meanwhile, they went to the bar and the townsfolks bought their drinks for them.
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Post by: duncvis on March 19, 2007, 05:31:48 AM
I really don't get why racism is 'funny'.  :-\

Not to be confused with non-PC humour of course... a couple of my favourites:

What do you call an Indian lesbian?

- Mingeeta

These three go together (and work best in a northern accent):

What do you call a man with a slice of bacon on his head?

- Ahmed

What do you call a man with 2 slices of bacon on his head?

-Mohammed

What do you call a man with 2 slices of bacon on his head and a sheep under his arm?

- Mohammed Aslam

 >:D
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Post by: Callaway on March 19, 2007, 09:36:45 AM
Sorry, I don't get the last three jokes at all.

The first one's funny, though.
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Post by: El on March 19, 2007, 09:39:49 AM
Sorry, I don't get the last three jokes at all.

The first one's funny, though.

ham-head, more-ham-head, more-ham-head has-lamb.  I think.
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Post by: Callaway on March 19, 2007, 09:50:41 AM
Thanks.

Here are a couple of blonde jokes for Litigious:

1:  Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall?

2:  Why did the blonde get fired at the banana factory?
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Post by: duncvis on March 19, 2007, 10:16:44 AM
Sorry, I don't get the last three jokes at all.

The first one's funny, though.

ham-head, more-ham-head, more-ham-head has-lamb.  I think.

correct - pronounced 'am 'ead, mo' 'am 'ead and mo' 'am 'ead 'as lamb obviously... :P
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Post by: Litigious on March 19, 2007, 10:47:45 AM
Thanks.

Here are a couple of blonde jokes for Litigious:

1:  Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall?

2:  Why did the blonde get fired at the banana factory?


We actually have very few jokes about blondes in Sweden. I can guess what she did with the bananas, though.  ;D
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Post by: El on March 19, 2007, 11:12:29 AM
Thanks.

Here are a couple of blonde jokes for Litigious:

1:  Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall?

2:  Why did the blonde get fired at the banana factory?


We actually have very few jokes about blondes in Sweden. I can guess what she did with the bananas, though.  ;D

Dumb question:  Do you have more jokes targeted at another hair color?

My blonde joke:  Why are blondes buried in Y-shaped coffins?
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Post by: Callaway on March 19, 2007, 11:15:40 AM
Thanks.

Here are a couple of blonde jokes for Litigious:

1:  Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall?

2:  Why did the blonde get fired at the banana factory?


We actually have very few jokes about blondes in Sweden. I can guess what she did with the bananas, though.  ;D

It's he.  What did he do with the bananas?   :green:
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Post by: Litigious on March 19, 2007, 11:20:54 AM
You fucking racist!  ;)
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Post by: El on March 19, 2007, 11:22:14 AM
Thanks.

Here are a couple of blonde jokes for Litigious:

1:  Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall?

2:  Why did the blonde get fired at the banana factory?


We actually have very few jokes about blondes in Sweden. I can guess what she did with the bananas, though.  ;D

It's he.  What did he do with the bananas?   :green:

EDIT:  HEY!  You got your jokes right from wikipedia!!!
Title: Re: The REALLY offensive racist joke thread.
Post by: Callaway on March 19, 2007, 11:26:05 AM
Thanks.

Here are a couple of blonde jokes for Litigious:

1:  Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall?

2:  Why did the blonde get fired at the banana factory?


We actually have very few jokes about blondes in Sweden. I can guess what she did with the bananas, though.  ;D

It's he.  What did he do with the bananas?   :green:

EDIT:  HEY!  You got your jokes right from wikipedia!!!

Almost.

:LMAO:

Q: Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall?
A: To see what was on the other side
 
Q:Why did the blonde get fired at the banana factory
A: Because he threw out the bent ones

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Post by: Bastet on June 24, 2013, 07:19:17 PM
What is worse than the holocaust?

































6 million Jews. :trollface:
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Post by: skyblue1 on June 24, 2013, 07:21:09 PM
**cringes**
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Post by: Bastet on June 24, 2013, 07:22:30 PM
Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?





























Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim has already crossed the border!

:zoinks:
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Post by: skyblue1 on June 24, 2013, 07:24:05 PM
^actually true
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Post by: P7PSP on June 24, 2013, 07:48:22 PM
What do you call a black guy enrolled in college?

A basketball player.

What is worse than the holocaust?

































6 million Jews. :trollface:
:lol1: :plus:
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Post by: bodie on June 25, 2013, 05:08:04 AM
I was going to start a thread called "jokes that never made the news box" then i saw this one and thought i would dump them here.  I don't think they are particularly offensive but i know how touchy feely some folks are!


Suspicious Item Found In  Mosque  caused rush hour chaos as police took precautionary measures - it later turned out to be a shower.


Kanye West's ex-girlfriend is releasing a book about their time together before he met Kim Kardashian. It's called, 'Bike Stole My Nigga'.


Good job Stephen Hawking is rich. Try getting one of those wheelchairs on the NHS.
He'd end up with a shopping trolley and an etch-a-sketch


Nelson Mandela molested me when I wa.... oh he's not dead yet? oh ok.


Nelson Mandela & Prince Philip in hospital? Add a camera and you've got The Bucket List part 2.


It's disgusting how many people are making jokes about the Jackson child's suicide attempt. Shamone you all.


The amount of amputee porn online is limbitless.


Porn sites sure know how to wind up Muslims. Maybe titles like 'Big Burka Bitches' and 'Islam It Up Her Ass' were ideas better kept on paper.


I hear that McDonald's has branches in Africa now. The customers must prefer them to tables and chairs.


Following her double mastectomy, Angelina & Brad have announced they will be ditching 'Brangelina'. From now on, its the Pitts with no Tits

Apologies if these offend etc etc.
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Post by: Yuri Bezmenov on January 07, 2015, 01:36:38 PM
What is worse than the holocaust?

6 million Jews. :trollface:

This explains a lot.  8)
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Post by: Arya Quinn on January 07, 2015, 02:11:03 PM
What did the altar boy get for Christmas?
He got to milk a cow blindfolded!

What did the Palestinian boy get for Christmas?
Dead.

Tony Blair won a humanitarian award. What's next, Joseph Fritzel for father of the year?
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Post by: Arya Quinn on January 07, 2015, 04:30:45 PM
:lol1:  offenseive but not racist.

I'm just not that good with racist humour.
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Post by: Arya Quinn on January 07, 2015, 04:57:15 PM
I discovered time travel and for a test I tried to stop 9/11. I found a computer and I'm using it to post this warning. A week from now, two planes will fly into the world trade centre.

I've discovered the best hardware available at this time and so I am posting this using internet explorer. I hope you get this message in time.