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Start here => What's your crime? Basic Discussion => Topic started by: Minister Of Silly Walks on July 26, 2019, 04:25:05 AM
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In honour of our own virtue-signalling, intellectually dishonest, ankle-rooting, not to mention stinky, gopher, we need a thread dedicated to making fun of gophers.
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They also have bad hair.
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In honour of our own virtue-signalling, intellectually dishonest, ankle-rooting, not to mention stinky, gopher, we need a thread dedicated to making fun of gophers.
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You're the worst neighbor ever. I'm jealous of people who don't know you. I hope someone reports you to the HOA and then you'll receive a polite but sternly worded letter. >:D
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Gophers are so stinky, they need to creep up on bathwater.
Gophers are so stinky, they make skunks jealous.
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Two gophers got married. On their wedding night the groom took his shoes and socks off and went and locked himself in the bathroom and thought "how am I going to tell my wife that I have disgustingly smelly feet and my socks smell like death?". He had kept his smelly feet a secret the whole time they were dating.
His wife knocked on the door and asked if she could come in.
The groom said "darling, I have a secret". His wife whispered in his ear and said "I have a secret too!!!". The groom said "let me guess, you ate my socks?".
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See!!! Nobody likes gophers!!!
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Keep eating my zucchini gopher....
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That's an impressive save....or is it an evacuation?
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On top of all that, you are like a thousand years old in gopher years. It is a miracle that you are even alive. Obviously the years have not been kind to you either.
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Wow! Look at all these handsome photos of me. :roses:
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Gophers are so stinky
I don't stink half as bad as whatever's going on in your backyard. :hahaha: Your yard sticks so bad your dog comes over to my yard to crap. Would you ask him to stop doing that? :orly:
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That's probably because I turn the hose on my dog (Old Gopher Breath) when he craps in my yard. Seems that the only thing more stinky than a gopher is a gopher that has been through a dog's digestive system.
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That's probably because I turn the hose on my dog (Old Gopher Breath) when he craps in my yard. Seems that the only thing more stinky than a gopher is a gopher that has been through a dog's digestive system.
See. Worst neighbor ever. Letting your dog run around untethered and crapping in other people's yards. :hahaha: You're less classy and civilized than a gopher. :zoinks:
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Gophers can be adorable... yes that is an honest fact, yet the worst thing about them is the ideas they come out with for Ivanka Trump's outfits she wears in public.
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You make out like you don't like my dog crapping in your backyard. But I know for a fact that you collect them and shape them into little Christmas trees with your tiny fingers then you hang them from the ceiling as air fresheners.
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Gophers make wonderful minions though... unless you're a toddler with dictator tendencies.
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You make out like you don't like my dog crapping in your backyard. But I know for a fact that you collect them and shape them into little Christmas trees with your tiny fingers then you hang them from the ceiling as air fresheners.
How many times do I have to tell you to stop peeping in my windows, you weirdo? >:( It's called art and I sell them on Etsy. The Norwegians love them and I'm a bit famous over there. :orly: I also mold it into earplugs to stifle the sickening sounds of your Ono collection, and the grueling hours you spend running your edger. I have no clue why you grind it against the sidewalk that way, it can't be good for the concrete or the edger. The sound makes my teeth hurt. I can't figure out if you're trying to eradicate the sidewalk or maybe dig a ditch. :dunno:
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Gophers make wonderful minions though... unless you're a toddler with dictator tendencies.
I get my bitches to do all of Genesis' dastardly deeds. :zoinks:
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You should spend less time complaining about me peeking in your window and more time trying to get a job.
You so poor, ducks throw bread at you.
And short. When you went to see Santa at the shopping mall, he said "get back to work!".
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkMD8UzNAmI
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Gophers make wonderful minions though... unless you're a toddler with dictator tendencies.
I get my bitches to do all of Genesis' dastardly deeds. :zoinks:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSZy6lGgOcI
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Gary Gopher is so hairy, bigfoot takes blurry photos of him.
Gary Gopher is so hairy, he went to a fancy dress party as a nudist and everyone said "hey Gary, great werewolf costume".
Gary Gopher's armpits are so hairy, he looks like he has Don King in a headlock.
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You don't understand hibernation. Hibernators pay big bucks for that look. :zoinks: You should try hibernation, and give the rest of the world some peace from all your racket. :hahaha:
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