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Title: A New Thread for Walkie
Post by: odeon on July 25, 2019, 10:23:27 AM
She's awesome. Discuss. :zoinks:
Title: Re: A New Thread for Walkie
Post by: Walkie on July 25, 2019, 11:21:39 AM
ummm...i asked for this, didn't i?   :hide:
Title: Re: A New Thread for Walkie
Post by: Queen Victoria on July 25, 2019, 04:25:05 PM
Walkie enjoys street walking.  She frequently comes home with a handful of EU 100s.  It's amazing what you can find by strolling after dark.

She also enjoys long walks along the water front where she frequently starts conversations with sailors so they won't feel so lonesome far from home.

She holds the world's record for the longest walk - North Pole to Cape Horn in Tierra Del Fuego.  She made the trip in 2 weeks while knitting all the way.

She'd like to take up dog walking, but sometimes passers by are confused who is the walker and who is the dog.

Walkie has walked into our hearts and we wouldn't have her anywhere else.
Title: Re: A New Thread for Walkie
Post by: Al Swearegen on July 25, 2019, 05:00:31 PM
She is a better actresses than Christopher Walken
Title: Re: A New Thread for Walkie
Post by: Minister Of Silly Walks on July 25, 2019, 06:36:26 PM
Walkie is amazing. She sings, she dances, as well as being the greatest actor of her generation.

Walkie recently turned down an opportunity to be the new female Thor as it may interfere with her plans to be the next socialist PM of the UK.
Title: Re: A New Thread for Walkie
Post by: Jack on July 25, 2019, 08:32:29 PM
Walkie is awkward but in a cute way, like being cramped in an elevator but with puppies.
Title: Re: A New Thread for Walkie
Post by: Gopher Gary on July 25, 2019, 08:44:51 PM
She's awesome. Discuss. :zoinks:

She truly is awesome.  :orly:  The hardest thing about being around her awesomeness, is pretending I like the rest of you as much as I like her.  :zoinks:
Title: Re: A New Thread for Walkie
Post by: odeon on July 26, 2019, 02:11:11 AM
ummm...i asked for this, didn't i?   :hide:

You *invited* to this by your sheer awesomeness. ;D
Title: Re: A New Thread for Walkie
Post by: odeon on July 26, 2019, 10:01:46 AM
Don't be shy, folks. Let it all out.
Title: Re: A New Thread for Walkie
Post by: Gopher Gary on July 26, 2019, 08:19:31 PM
I bet her smooches taste like pink starburst candy.  :-*