INTENSITY²
Start here => What's your crime? Basic Discussion => Topic started by: Praetor on April 18, 2006, 10:16:33 AM
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Ya know that one from yonks ago, I thought I had it saved on the comp somewhere but i can't find it
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this one?:
(http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/4230/ssmeinalex7ho.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
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or this one?
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or this one?
hahaha. yeah, that one is much better than the one that i posted! :P
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Heh that 2nd one has the great hunchback effect going on there
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(http://content.ytmnd.com/content/6/7/e/67e93456d935b15a8a820afbaf7c12bd.jpg)
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you know beccause I am a jew i should be offended by that
but i find it hillarious
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you know beccause I am a jew
Since when?
Get out of my gene pool
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or this one?
hahaha. yeah, that one is much better than the one that i posted! :P
ROFL!
but no, i think the one you posted is far superior! :P :P
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I just lost a part of my soul for being amused by this thread, I think.
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Really cute so far. :laugh:
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Does anyone know who made the pic? (The first one).
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Well it wasnt me, otherwise id have had a black guy kneeling before him sucking his cock. ;D He looks the type that would enjoy that.
No i dont care about being sued.
I want me a new uniform!!!! I look better in military gear than that prat.
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I want me a new uniform!!!! I look better in military gear than that prat.
waiting
stimming
waiting
stimming
waiting
stimming
:P
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I want me a new uniform!!!! I look better in military gear than that prat.
Careful, sweetie. I think McJagger would make a terrible mess on your carpet if he saw you in a nazi uniform.
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If there is any carpet left! :P
/me pulling pubes from hell out of teeth
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If there is any carpet left! :P
/me pulling pubes from hell out of teeth
What happened? Did you get a face full of funk when she kneed you in the balls?
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No
She didn't do that till after she gave me a rim job
yes
more than a face full is a waste indeed
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Actually Peter i have myself a fabulous german uniform. (the swastika on the arm band is replaced by a maltese cross tho, it looked hotter) ;D
FOAD its time to wake up you've been having a dream.
Id have fun hospitalising you. :D
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Are there nurses there? :P
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Yes, but...........the nurses here are unnattractive, usually overweight, under experienced, under educated and they havent had "checks" in soooooooo long so probably shipman wannabes in training. ;D
But that wouldnt matter, youd be in intensive care.
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intensively cared
INTENSITY?
my density dared
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yeah yeah.............yawn. ;)
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come my dear
a place you fear
refuge is near
:P
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are you a reincarnation of that twat from "the doors"
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are you a reincarnation of that twat from "the doors"
damn you guys are good!!!
but you did fall for hoax of my death
/digs thru wallet for picture
hmmm
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the next wont be a hoax. ;D
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:-*
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Oh put it away. ;)
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the wallet or the willy ;)
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Both unless that wallets full of ?100 notes, if it is, chuck it to me. :angel:
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Both unless that wallets full of ?100 notes, if it is, chuck it to me. :angel:
Since hale-bopp is the no.1 fantasy hetrosexual fuck of WP, you must be the no. 1 hetro fantasy fuck of Intensity.
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What? :p
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FOAD YOU'VE RUINED THIS TOPIC!!!!! IT WAS ABOUT ERM ERM GERMAN UNIFORMS.........................AND NOW ITS NOT!!!
Btw he only had coins in his wallet. hes no use Peegai. ;D
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FOAD YOU'VE RUINED THIS TOPIC!!!!! IT WAS ABOUT ERM ERM GERMAN UNIFORMS.........................AND NOW ITS NOT!!!
Btw he only had coins in his wallet. hes no use Peegai. ;D
It was always about you, hun. You know it, I know it, even the gods of Glasgow, such as Rab C and Begsy from Trainspotting, know it.
Now I'm gonna flirt with you online, not because I think I got a chance in hell when you know I haven't, but because it's funny, as well as the fact that you can't taser my balls for it. See? Men don't always think with their testicles beforehand. :p
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Why did you forget Michelle Mcanus oops i meant Mcmanus in that line up of Glaswegian gods, not a greenpeace save the whales fan are ya ;D
What do you mean i cant taser your balls? do you have any, if so where are you from. Im sure i could grab a map and steal a car. :angel:
OH NO SORRY I CANT ERM IM ALL FOR THE LAW, I MEAN ERM ERM, OH FUCK THERES MY CHANCES OF SITTING THE BARR EXAM AND GETTING THRU STUFFED. ;)
No of course you dont always think with your testicles first.........we all know you need to check youve ACTUALLY got some first then check youve not ran out of Rohypnol. ;D
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Why did you forget Michelle Mcanus oops i meant Mcmanus in that line up of Glaswegian gods, not a greenpeace save the whales fan are ya ;D
Meaning that I won't pork fat chicks? Hey, variety is the spice of life, is it not?
What do you mean i cant taser your balls? do you have any, if so where are you from. Im sure i could grab a map and steal a car. :angel:
OH NO SORRY I CANT ERM IM ALL FOR THE LAW, I MEAN ERM ERM, OH FUCK THERES MY CHANCES OF SITTING THE BARR EXAM AND GETTING THRU STUFFED. ;)
Sure, I would be stupid enough to let you come over and taser my balls, in the hopes that I get female attention. But then I think to myself: Why would I bother with that when I can pay a prostitute to clean them for me?
No of course you dont always think with your testicles first.........we all know you need to check youve ACTUALLY got some first then check youve not ran out of Rohypnol. ;D
Nah, I don't drug rape; that's for desperate and weak people.
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Yes...........desperate and weak...............we already know your male. ;D
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Yes...........desperate and weak...............we already know your male. ;D
Funny how you claim that the demograph of males are weak, but when it comes to you lot trying to open the lid of the pickle jar, who do you ladies turn to? Exactly.
1-0 to moi. :p
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Funny how you claim that the demograph of males are weak, but when it comes to you lot trying to open the lid of the pickle jar, who do you ladies turn to? Exactly.
actually, i turn to my handy square of latex-like rubber stuff, which grips the lid a treat, enabling delicate flowers like myself to wrench off the tops of things like a mad wrencher-offer.**
so, unless you are comparing yourself to a sort of cut up and spread out, thick condom, do you still think it's 1-0?
** i was going to say i shove it between my thighs and squeeze, but it would have been a lie. still working on the walnut cracking, though. i'll keep you posted if success is imminent.
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Funny how you claim that the demograph of males are weak, but when it comes to you lot trying to open the lid of the pickle jar, who do you ladies turn to? Exactly.
actually, i turn to my handy square of latex-like rubber stuff, which grips the lid a treat, enabling delicate flowers like myself to wrench off the tops of things like a mad wrencher-offer.**
so, unless you are comparing yourself to a sort of cut up and spread out, thick condom, do you still think it's 1-0?
** i was going to say i shove it between my thighs and squeeze, but it would have been a lie. still working on the walnut cracking, though. i'll keep you posted if success is imminent.
Balls.
Oh yeah, well how about the likes of Columbus, Aristotle, Beethoven, Watts, Einstein, Newton? You can't call them weak for their discoveries and contributions to humankind just because they're men, and therefore, in the irrational derogatory perspective of the feminist, "weak".
A-a-and lets not forget lifting heavy materials! Men have a tendancy to do it better than most women can.
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One of those pictures reminds me of Martin Short.
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i wouldn't ask aristotle, einstein et al to get the lid off a pickle jar, though, which is waht you were on about, wasn't it? noe more than i would ask my handy rubber doofer to come up with a theory of relativity, special OR general.
you daft sod. ;)
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i wouldn't ask aristotle, einstein et al to get the lid off a pickle jar, though, which is waht you were on about, wasn't it? noe more than i would ask my handy rubber doofer to come up with a theory of relativity, special OR general.
you daft sod. ;)
I am indeed daft.
I'm just saying that men are handy to have around, even if it doesn't mean that they're needed to open pickle jars.
Oh, and Glaswegian chick, if men aren't handy to have around, who's going to correct your use of contractions? It's you're meaning you are, thilly.
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I fear women who have a personal vendetta against testicles.
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I fear women who have a personal vendetta against testicles.
And it would be very ironic if she (that is, hypnotica) keeps a vibrator representing a male phallic organ underneath her pillow. ::)
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Peegai.........i admit men do have a use.....................putting up flat pack furniture. (mind you im sure the girls will agree it doesnt half take them long) ;D
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Peegai.........i admit men do have a use.....................putting up flat pack furniture. (mind you im sure the girls will agree it doesnt half take them long) ;D
Funny how you didn't mention "carpentry". :p
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I know it takes you lot that long to do flat pack let alone start with a peice of wood from scratch. ;)
mind you if i was standing over a guy whilst he was making furniture i think hed have the initiative to work faster. ;D
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mind you if i was standing over a guy whilst he was making furniture i think hed have the initiative to work faster. ;D
So he can play hard with you afterwards. :-*
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haha well theres one reason, its good to have a man who knows his place. :D
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haha well theres one reason, its good to have a man who knows his place. :D
Yeah -- on top of you. :p
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Only if hes told he can. :D
Id need to take the restraints and duct tape off him first. :angel:
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Only if hes told he can. :D
Id need to take the restraints and duct tape off him first. :angel:
Ooooh... bondage.
How rather kinky.
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Id need to take the ... duct tape off him first. :angel:
ouch!
evil grin, evil grin.
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Id need to take the ... duct tape off him first. :angel:
ouch!
evil grin, evil grin.
I take it you speak from experience.
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not directly, no. but it must be a bit like being waxed, i'd imagine. and that can be uncomfortable, in certain places. :o
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Theres nothing like a waxing session. :-X
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Theres nothing like a waxing session. :-X
There's one in half the date movies made in the last couple of years, seems like.
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Theres nothing like a waxing session. :-X
There's one in half the date movies made in the last couple of years, seems like.
I waxed a guy once. It was for chairty, and he was auctioning off 'bodyparts' for waxing. I got the bit below his navel.
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The back and crack for a guy is supposedly a killer.
Ive heard people scream and cry because they were getting waxed. lol
He was auctioning of body parts to wax?.......ach id have just attacked him with the stuff, STOP CRYING ITS FOR CHARITY REMEMBER YOU WHINEY CUNT!! :D
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The back would be one of the best places for me to get waxed; I'm almost hairless there. The crack would be nasty though; it's one bit he refused to auction.
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Why was Eamonn there trying to win that area? and put the dude off. ;)
Im only kidding Eamonn. ;D
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Meaning that I won't pork fat chicks? Hey, variety is the spice of life, is it not?
True dat... I wish chicks would understand that being too skinny is just as disgusting as being too fat
((would pick Jennifer Tilly over Kate Moss any day of the week))
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Yeah only because your scared Kate will make you go to rehab. ;D
Actually i myself admit theres a thin line between being naturally thin and being emaciated like a concentration camp prisoner. But there has also been a thin line enforced by society between being "normal", average and obese.
I have Ethiopian genes (as i like to call them) naturally which im happy with physically plus it has opened more doors for me (which im greatful for in some senses but i still find it shocking), I also hate it when young girls ask you what diet your on or what you do to stay so tiny because apparently "its so working".
When i did counselling work, i found it harder working with the eating disorder cases for a few reasons but the thing that bugged me was they would sort of put you on this pedestal simply because you looked anorexic. I hated that because i felt i could potentially be a bad role model (this naturally stick thin girl working with kids/ppl scrutinising their bodies etc) but at same time i couldnt help it, and i could keep their attention.
The worst part is theres so many groups that try to profit from it and influence that behaviour in young girls by twisting things ie Pro Anorexia/Bullimia groups.
Then theres the ignorant people who fail to recognise that anorexia etc is not just a body image problem, there are also other reasons behind it.
I think its wrong for people to say its fine being unnaturally underweight, yet i also find it wrong for people to say being fat or overweight is healthy or fine.
However some ppl just happen to be a certain size naturally and if it doesnt interfer with their health etc then good luck to them.
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I have Ethiopian genes (as i like to call them) naturally which im happy with physically plus it has opened more doors for me (which im greatful for in some senses but i still find it shocking), I also hate it when young girls ask you what diet your on or what you do to stay so tiny because apparently "its so working".
I wonder what genes I have. Neanderthal, perhaps? I naturally seem to accumulate lots of muscle, and I've always been unusually strong, right back to being a kid. I also find it nearly impossible to put on fat, so my bodyfat percentage never goes much about 5%, compared to 14-17% for an average 'fit' guy. (I had it calculated once with calipers and things, and it's stayed pretty constant since then.)
Classification Women (% fat) Men (% fat)
Essential Fat 10-12% 2-4%
Athletes 14-20% 6-13%
Fitness 21-24% 14-17%
Acceptable 25-31% 18-25%
Obese 32% plus 25% plus
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Some people are just lucky to have what are considered "the right genes"
My mum, gran and grandmother were all pretty much similar measurements to me except height (as they were a fair bit shorter). My nan was so thin when she was heavily pregnant that they thought she must have miscarried or was having what they referred to as a "phantom" pregnancy, and they were wrong since my mother was the outcome. lol
So i think my tiny size is a hereditary thing from mums side.
Yeah i cant put on weight at all, i tried for a while when i was in mid teens then was like nah fuck it whats the point when im happy with my body, im the way im meant to be, why bother making myself ill trying to conform to "average" just to get rid of other girls bitching and moaning about my size because theyre gutted they arent automatically thin and have to try work at it constantly to get thin or stay thin.
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I have Ethiopian genes (as i like to call them) naturally which im happy with physically plus it has opened more doors for me (which im greatful for in some senses but i still find it shocking), I also hate it when young girls ask you what diet your on or what you do to stay so tiny because apparently "its so working".
I wonder what genes I have. Neanderthal, perhaps? I naturally seem to accumulate lots of muscle, and I've always been unusually strong, right back to being a kid. I also find it nearly impossible to put on fat, so my bodyfat percentage never goes much about 5%, compared to 14-17% for an average 'fit' guy. (I had it calculated once with calipers and things, and it's stayed pretty constant since then.)
Classification Women (% fat) Men (% fat)
Essential Fat 10-12% 2-4%
Athletes 14-20% 6-13%
Fitness 21-24% 14-17%
Acceptable 25-31% 18-25%
Obese 32% plus 25% plus
And your wondering why you're so tired all the time, because you eat rabbit food. You need to get your body fat level to between 10% and 20% which shouldnt be too hard unless you have an unhealthy obsession with health foods and working out.
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And your wondering why you're so tired all the time, because you eat rabbit food. You need to get your body fat level to between 10% and 20% which shouldnt be too hard unless you have an unhealthy obsession with health foods and working out.
My 'rabbit food' is a big pot of veg loaded with meat and olive oil 2-3 times a day, and my breakfast is a 700Kcal mix of coconut, banana, dates and honey once or twice each day. I don't get hungry unless I actually need food though, so I tend to go for 2-4 hours after waking up without eating anything, and sometimes my hunger response will be a bit too conservative, so I'll have to force myself to eat stuff that I know I need when I'm not hungry.
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Say aye tae a pie then and you'll have a healthy fat ratio in no time.
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deep fried mars bars... drooooooool!
a distant memory, and only a dream, for me, alas. :(
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deep fried mars bars... drooooooool!
Ick.... that's one taste I just don't get. I'd feel like I was eating chocolate onion rings.
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deep fried mars bars... drooooooool!
Ick.... that's one taste I just don't get. I'd feel like I was eating chocolate onion rings.
Greasy, crunchy batter on the outside, sweet chocolate and smooth caramel on the inside!
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well, you do have to fry them in ultra clean oil, or they can be pretty disgusting.
but then, they're pretty disgusting anyway. still drooling, though.
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I must admit i never really need to force myself to eat unless im unwell, i eat loads im just fortunate not to look like i do.
I dont eat meat or eggs tho.
I love overloading on my chocolate and cakes, my sugar fixes. :angel:
However a deep fried Mars bar............bleurghghghgh.
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okaaaaaay....
deep fried snickers, then. they are very jolly.
(if you saw my diet - which makes mackenzie look like a junk food addict - you'd be boggled eyed that i've ever allowed such a travesty to pass my lips. well, i have. i need a treat, once in a while [although bendick's bittermints are my preferred treat of choice]. anyway, i have to say that a deep fried snickers isn't the most bleurrrrgh-worthy thing which has passed my lips... ;) )
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lol :laugh:
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I don't have any good genes for fat or muscle tone, the only thing i can mention is i got some kind of genes which make my lower legs always thin, i never put on weight there. I got em from my mom, brother has em too. I've got the lower legs of a marathon biker. However, i do like to eat a lot. I consider eating a pleasure in life, like reading, or kitties, or blankies. And i know there are people in this world that would like to crucify me for turning what is a life and death necessity for them into a fun thing. I enjoy eating to the point where i stay at around 250 pounds. I need a lot more than 2000 calories a day to maintain that weight and my passtime of eating keeps it right at that point. I pretty much don't excede that weight ever. It fluctuates between 240 to 250. I just ate a full can of fruit, i'm thinking of getting some bagels, and there is this hunk of dead cow i plan on burning and then eating. I probably will only be able to eat 1 bagel.
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I find eating a chore more than anything else. I don't particulalry enjoy food, and don't really look forward to eating usually. Since I was 16, my weight has fluctuated from 70-75kg (154-165lbs), which is pretty light.
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I dont even bother weighing myself, the only time ive been weighed in recent years was at the docs and it does my tits in, because locum doctors (temps) always mention the BMI scale, and i just think oh fuck off, because they practically insinuate that because your thin and dont fit on the right slot YOU MUST BE anorexic. Luckily my normal GPs know me and just laugh when the BMI is mentioned.
My grandfather always said, eating is a habit.
Which i always laughed at and replied with "yeah thats why youve got nan in the kitchen making all sorts of home made foods"
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Me either I do not weigh Myself. I let the doctors do that.
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The flip side of this is that I can at least back up my insanity about food with the fact that I'm of a textbook "healthy" weight. People can't pull the "You're too thin" bullshit card (oddly enough, this had been tried) as I can back up the fact that I'm fine with my BMI.
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hello alex (guest).
i love you.
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You're joking, right?
Ooh that's scary. Who's he stalking now?
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educated guessing thats two days in a row that guest was looking at this thread.
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Could it be there's a relationship with the recent conversations about his dating website and photo? Do we have a spy amongst us?
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i wouldn't say that for fear of being labelled as a conspiracist.
but i do believe that a couple people wear two hats. i am trying to pull them to the good side, but evil is contagious.
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Bump
(http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/4230/ssmeinalex7ho.jpg)
saw a guest looking at this
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Bump
(http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/4230/ssmeinalex7ho.jpg)
saw a guest looking at this
:LMAO:
OMG. :plus:
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He looks much more retarded in recent photos.
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If you read it to the end you get this one too
(http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=249.0;attach=94;image)
kinda funny too
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Thanks to guests lurking on this topic a while ago I have these pics saved to my computer :laugh:
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there is a guest viewing it now, hehehe
hello :santa: