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Title: Dr. Phil: snowflake Teen believes she is pregnant with baby Jesus lulz ensue
Post by: Bastet on November 04, 2016, 09:07:42 AM
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eT4P6bd7A80


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DF9MRCtEgbI


Title: Re: Dr. Phil: snowflake Teen believes she is pregnant with baby Jesus lulz ensue
Post by: Icequeen on November 04, 2016, 12:48:24 PM
 :facepalm2:

Why the hell did her mother bring her on Dr. Phil in front of thousands of people to have a sonogram?

I would have paid out of pocket if she needed that much validation. The girl needs help, and making a laughing stock out of her on national TV isn't the kind of help she needs.
Title: Re: Dr. Phil: snowflake Teen believes she is pregnant with baby Jesus lulz ensue
Post by: Bastet on November 04, 2016, 01:15:02 PM
Her mother threw her out on the street. She had to prostitute herself to survive at one point. Her sister is a little bitch.
Title: Re: Dr. Phil: snowflake Teen believes she is pregnant with baby Jesus lulz ensue
Post by: Icequeen on November 04, 2016, 01:29:19 PM
Her mother threw her out on the street. She had to prostitute herself to survive at one point. Her sister is a little bitch.

I thought both the mother and the sister were bitches, but didn't know that much about it.  :P  WTF is wrong with people? 
Title: Re: Dr. Phil: snowflake Teen believes she is pregnant with baby Jesus lulz ensue
Post by: Gopher Gary on November 04, 2016, 05:41:46 PM
Did they say why her belly looks so pregnant?  :dunno:
Title: Re: Dr. Phil: snowflake Teen believes she is pregnant with baby Jesus lulz ensue
Post by: Pyraxis on November 04, 2016, 05:57:53 PM
Maybe she's just fat?
Title: Re: Dr. Phil: snowflake Teen believes she is pregnant with baby Jesus lulz ensue
Post by: Gopher Gary on November 04, 2016, 05:58:35 PM
She didn't really look fat anywhere else.  :dunno:
Title: Re: Dr. Phil: snowflake Teen believes she is pregnant with baby Jesus lulz ensue
Post by: Jack on November 04, 2016, 07:18:58 PM
The internet says there is such a thing as false pregnancy, in which the body displays signs of pregnancy such as periods cease, morning sickness, cravings, swollen abdomen, and even false positive testing in some cases. It's a different phenomenon than cases of delusional pregnancy in schizophrenia. 
Title: Re: Dr. Phil: snowflake Teen believes she is pregnant with baby Jesus lulz ensue
Post by: Jack on November 04, 2016, 07:30:17 PM
:facepalm2:

Why the hell did her mother bring her on Dr. Phil in front of thousands of people to have a sonogram?

I would have paid out of pocket if she needed that much validation. The girl needs help, and making a laughing stock out of her on national TV isn't the kind of help she needs.
Having her suffer the humiliation might have been the only option; in the end of the second video Dr. Phil offers to gift her to be placed in a treatment center.
Title: Re: Dr. Phil: snowflake Teen believes she is pregnant with baby Jesus lulz ensue
Post by: "couldbecousin" on November 05, 2016, 06:15:02 AM
The internet says there is such a thing as false pregnancy, in which the body displays signs of pregnancy such as periods cease, morning sickness, cravings, swollen abdomen, and even false positive testing in some cases. It's a different phenomenon than cases of delusional pregnancy in schizophrenia.

  I vaguely remember reading that there are some kinds of tumors that can make the patient look pregnant.  :-\
Title: Re: Dr. Phil: snowflake Teen believes she is pregnant with baby Jesus lulz ensue
Post by: renaeden on November 05, 2016, 06:20:45 AM
Give her an ultrasound.
Title: Re: Dr. Phil: snowflake Teen believes she is pregnant with baby Jesus lulz ensue
Post by: Jack on November 05, 2016, 09:11:40 AM
The internet says there is such a thing as false pregnancy, in which the body displays signs of pregnancy such as periods cease, morning sickness, cravings, swollen abdomen, and even false positive testing in some cases. It's a different phenomenon than cases of delusional pregnancy in schizophrenia.

  I vaguely remember reading that there are some kinds of tumors that can make the patient look pregnant.  :-\
The scan they did on the show probably would have identified something like that. Was just making the point that while she may have other problems, this one might not be completely delusional.
Title: Re: Dr. Phil: snowflake Teen believes she is pregnant with baby Jesus lulz ensue
Post by: Gopher Gary on November 05, 2016, 03:22:01 PM
Maybe she's just fat?

Maybe the magical baby Jesus is being invisible. :zoinks:
Title: Re: Dr. Phil: snowflake Teen believes she is pregnant with baby Jesus lulz ensue
Post by: Icequeen on November 05, 2016, 03:55:31 PM
Quote
Biggest SUPERMOON in 70 years to bring ‘second coming of Christ’

A HUGE supermoon heading our way in DAYS will bring with it the end of life and the second coming of Jesus, it’s being predicted.

http://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/728450/second-coming-of-Jesus-Christ-supermoon-conspiracy-theory

Repent now sinners. >:D
Title: Re: Dr. Phil: snowflake Teen believes she is pregnant with baby Jesus lulz ensue
Post by: Bastet on November 05, 2016, 04:08:10 PM
Cincinnati| A 15-year old girl from Ohio claims to be carrying the child of Jesus Christ, after being “divinely impregnated” during an encounter with an angel.

Due to laws concerning medical secrets, Dr. Murphy refused to discuss any details concerning the young woman’s pregnancy, but said it didn’t really have anything really unusual except her apparent virginity.

While most people have shown their support to Ms. Smith-Nabengana, others have launched various accusations on the social media, ranging from fabricating the whole story to sleeping with a demonic creature known as an incubus.


http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/pregnant-teenager-claims-jesus-christ-is-the-father-of-her-baby/
Title: Re: Dr. Phil: snowflake Teen believes she is pregnant with baby Jesus lulz ensue
Post by: Jack on November 05, 2016, 05:04:34 PM
Cincinnati| A 15-year old girl from Ohio claims to be carrying the child of Jesus Christ, after being “divinely impregnated” during an encounter with an angel.

Due to laws concerning medical secrets, Dr. Murphy refused to discuss any details concerning the young woman’s pregnancy, but said it didn’t really have anything really unusual except her apparent virginity.

While most people have shown their support to Ms. Smith-Nabengana, others have launched various accusations on the social media, ranging from fabricating the whole story to sleeping with a demonic creature known as an incubus.


http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/pregnant-teenager-claims-jesus-christ-is-the-father-of-her-baby/


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“For all I know, her pregnancy seems normal,” claims the gynecologist. “Her claims of “Virgin pregnancy” are technically true, but that doesn’t mean there was a divine intervention. I can tell you that it’s a boy, but there no way for me to determine if it is Jesus’ son until he is born. If she asks for a DNA test at that time, then we can tell you who the father is.” 
That seems like a weird thing for a doctor to say.
Title: Re: Dr. Phil: snowflake Teen believes she is pregnant with baby Jesus lulz ensue
Post by: Bastet on November 05, 2016, 05:12:36 PM
Cincinnati| A 15-year old girl from Ohio claims to be carrying the child of Jesus Christ, after being “divinely impregnated” during an encounter with an angel.

Due to laws concerning medical secrets, Dr. Murphy refused to discuss any details concerning the young woman’s pregnancy, but said it didn’t really have anything really unusual except her apparent virginity.

While most people have shown their support to Ms. Smith-Nabengana, others have launched various accusations on the social media, ranging from fabricating the whole story to sleeping with a demonic creature known as an incubus.


http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/pregnant-teenager-claims-jesus-christ-is-the-father-of-her-baby/


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“For all I know, her pregnancy seems normal,” claims the gynecologist. “Her claims of “Virgin pregnancy” are technically true, but that doesn’t mean there was a divine intervention. I can tell you that it’s a boy, but there no way for me to determine if it is Jesus’ son until he is born. If she asks for a DNA test at that time, then we can tell you who the father is.” 
That seems like a weird thing for a doctor to say.


It's a joke site.
Title: Re: Dr. Phil: snowflake Teen believes she is pregnant with baby Jesus lulz ensue
Post by: Jack on November 05, 2016, 05:15:55 PM
Oh, okay. :laugh:
Title: Re: Dr. Phil: snowflake Teen believes she is pregnant with baby Jesus lulz ensue
Post by: Gopher Gary on November 05, 2016, 10:52:57 PM
 :zoinks:

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v231/jazzbluescat/pregnantfuJesus.jpg)